INDIA GOT LATENT EP 08 ft. Poonam Pandey @viditchess @vivekmagic @ChessBaseIndiachannel
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00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Talented.
00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:04This show has no point. Just like life.
00:07It's a crazy show. Anything can happen.
00:09Could be the best show, could be the worst show.
00:13It's a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system.
00:17People from all over India will come to this show to show off their talent.
00:20They will only have 90 seconds to show off their talent.
00:24But before showing off their talent, they have to score 10 misses.
00:28After showing off their talent, our judges will also score them.
00:31And if the average score of the judges is the same
00:33as the participant gave himself before performing,
00:36then that participant will win the show.
00:38And all the money for the ticket sales of that day's show will be theirs.
00:42Yes. This show will show us how self-aware we are.
00:45And this show's YouTube views will show us how unemployed we are.
00:49So, let's start.
00:51All right. A big round of applause for the band, everyone. Come on.
00:58Let me introduce everybody here.
00:59I mean, who doesn't know Poonam?
01:02Everybody has 4G.
01:05Thank you so much for coming here.
01:07Thank you. Thank you for inviting me.
01:08And for coming here today as well.
01:22I hope you don't mind.
01:23No.
01:24Let's go.
01:26Yeah.
01:28You're pretty cool, man.
01:30What have you come here for, lately?
01:33I mean, you know, if I have to get myself killed...
01:37You've hired only fans for that.
01:46So, thank you so much. A big round of applause for Poonam Pandey.
01:52All right.
01:53We also have Vidyut Gujrati here.
01:55Because all the good chess players said no.
01:59Sagar bhai is here because Amruta is out of town.
02:04Who's Amruta?
02:05His sister.
02:06My friend.
02:07You didn't tell me.
02:08At least call him your friend.
02:11Don't call him your sister. He has to go back home.
02:14We also... Oh, we have Vivek. What the fuck?
02:17What have you done?
02:18Vivek bhai, you're peeing here as well.
02:23What?
02:24Sagar bhai, what did you just say?
02:26What is this?
02:27I never imagined you'd do this.
02:30Sorry.
02:31You spilled it all.
02:32Got excited. Sorry.
02:35There are tissues around Poonam.
02:41Welcome to the show, bhai. This is the show.
02:45Okay, let's start. Are you ready for India's Got Latest?
02:49So, let's have an applause for the first side of the night.
02:52Viral Mistry.
02:56Man Vs. Wild's Bear Grylls has come to Mumbai.
02:59So, I'll tell you about their experience.
03:01I'm in Mumbai's local right now.
03:03And it's 8 in the evening.
03:05You probably have no idea what condition I'm in.
03:08If I want to go home, I'll have to catch the next train.
03:12Although, if you're stuck in such an unknown city,
03:14you should definitely ask for help from your friends.
03:17Because they're the only ones who can help you get on the train.
03:19Otherwise, your life could be in danger.
03:22Your life will be gone in 10 minutes.
03:24At most, the train will be 10 minutes late.
03:28There's a lot of crowd.
03:29Someone's pushing me.
03:34Excuse me.
03:35This doesn't look like your luggage.
03:37This is something else.
03:40Did you see that?
03:41If you're not careful, someone will kill you.
03:47So, guys, let's go to Samay's college.
03:50Today, we've come to Pune's PVG College of Institute.
03:53Some brilliant students have studied here.
03:56There are a lot of professional courses available here.
03:59Yet, some of the chosen employees have done printing engineering.
04:04Right, Samay?
04:05Sometimes, our wrong decisions take us to great heights in life.
04:12Because I never thought that an IT software professional
04:15would consider a printing engineer his own judge.
04:23We're running out of time.
04:25Next episode, South Africa's wildlife.
04:28This is the time of reproduction in South Africa's national park.
04:33The recent heavy rains have filled these fields with life.
04:38In such a situation, this male giraffe knows that...
04:42S...
04:44Oh, man.
04:46Don't give me time.
04:47No, I have time.
04:48Okay.
04:49In such a situation, this male giraffe knows that
04:51this is the best time to meet a companion.
04:57He has his eyes on a young female.
05:02But, to know if she wants to reproduce or not,
05:08he'll have to take her permission.
05:12To do this, the male will rub his head on the female's back.
05:26This stubborn male is after her.
05:31Whereas, the female wants a more aggressive and attractive male.
05:39This is the giraffe's rule.
05:41Height matters a lot.
05:44Here, another stubborn male is getting attracted to the female.
05:51Now, there will be a fierce battle between the two.
06:01And whoever wins this battle, the female will reproduce with him.
06:08Thank you, guys.
06:19That was amazing.
06:22Why did you break me?
06:27A big round of applause for him.
06:32That was fun.
06:34I didn't know what you did.
06:37So, Mr. Veeral Mistry. Is your name Veeral?
06:39Yes, Veeral.
06:40Where do you live?
06:41Meera Road.
06:43There are a lot of artists coming from there these days.
06:45What's going on in Meera Road?
06:48It's a late turn.
06:50Everywhere.
06:51Where did you learn this?
06:53Do you watch Bear Grylls?
06:55I didn't learn it.
06:56I've been watching it on TV since childhood.
07:00Do you do this professionally anywhere?
07:02Do you do this professionally anywhere?
07:05This is the first time you're coming on stage.
07:07My hands are shaking.
07:09That's what I could see.
07:11I came here to get out of my comfort zone.
07:14I didn't know this was possible.
07:16You started a platform.
07:18So, I thought I'd come and see what it's like.
07:20I watched it for 5 episodes.
07:28There's a mirror here too.
07:33This looks like Labrador Prajatika.
07:36I think it's time for him to be born.
07:42Prajanan.
07:44Tomorrow he'll say,
07:45Prajanan is a blind game.
07:51Tomorrow, he'll say,
07:52Chess has gone bad.
07:54To have a foreigner wife and two kids
07:56is one of his goals.
07:57It's just a dream.
07:59You only get one life.
08:00You need a foreigner wife.
08:02Why? What's so special about Indians?
08:04Where do you get Indians?
08:05Where do they give their heart?
08:06That's why Indians don't live like that.
08:07No, Indian girls give a lot of heart.
08:09They're very nice.
08:10Okay, I'll try from tomorrow.
08:11Even you want a foreigner wife.
08:12I'm an Indian.
08:13I don't have any dreams.
08:14You've been around the world.
08:16You've met so many foreign girls.
08:18So, what do you think?
08:20Why do you still want an Indian girl?
08:25He's stuck here.
08:35It was great fun.
08:36We're missing a Zola.
08:40All the best.
08:41I hope you find whatever you need.
08:43We can only score.
08:45I loved what you did, bro.
08:48I'm gonna give you...
08:509.
08:52Poonam?
08:53I'll give you 9.5.
08:56My brother.
08:58I think he didn't give 10.
09:01Because it says, doubt myself.
09:03That's why I'm giving him 9.
09:05Sagar?
09:06I'm giving 10.
09:08And Vivek Desai?
09:09Even I want to give you 10.
09:1110.
09:12Let's go.
09:14That makes the average...
09:179.5.
09:20He gave 8.
09:21Who?
09:22Show me.
09:239.
09:269.5.
09:32It was my first time.
09:33So, I don't know how to score.
09:35You killed yourself.
09:37It was great.
09:38Give him a big hand.
09:42Make some noise for the next act.
09:44Madhura Joshi.
09:53Madhura Joshi.
10:23Where God resides
10:31When the rain falls
10:37The fragrance of the soil
10:41The fragrance of the soil
10:52Madhura Joshi.
10:54You didn't have passion.
10:56You looked so tired.
10:58No, I was just very nervous.
11:00You can keep the guitar.
11:01No stress.
11:03But I had a lot of talent.
11:05Really?
11:08It was fun.
11:09It was good to hear.
11:11So, is this what you do full time?
11:13No, no.
11:14I'm freelancing now.
11:16What do you do?
11:18Content writing.
11:19Digital marketing.
11:21For which brand?
11:25Different clients.
11:26Not a specific brand.
11:28You are very serious.
11:30You relax.
11:31It's nothing like that.
11:33Relax.
11:34It's written here.
11:35I can't believe he did this.
11:37I attacked the teacher once.
11:41This is how he is normally.
11:43Are you a psycho?
11:44You will look different at home.
11:47This is an act to lure victims.
11:50Victims?
11:52Attack.
11:53You attack victims?
11:55They become a victim after I attack them.
11:58How do you attack them?
12:00You must have abused them.
12:02The fragrance of the soil
12:11Very scary you are.
12:13You once held a baby upside down.
12:17What was this?
12:19Where did you do this?
12:21He was my aunt's son.
12:24Whoever it was, it's wrong to do this.
12:27I was probably 6 or 7 years old.
12:30But still, it's a psychotic thing to do, right?
12:32Yes.
12:34So, what is that kid doing these days?
12:37He is there.
12:38He is there?
12:39He is.
12:44I left him alive.
12:47The fragrance of the soil
12:50What happened to him suddenly?
12:53Madhura ji, do you have a boyfriend?
12:56No.
12:57You had one earlier.
12:59You did the opposite.
13:02I am still curious.
13:03Which school are you from?
13:04Which city are you from?
13:05Can you just name the school so we all know where to not send our kids?
13:09I can't defame the school.
13:11You are defaming yourself.
13:14You are informing the school.
13:21I will just say Gujarat.
13:23Gujarat.
13:24Are you Gujarati?
13:25No, I am Marathi.
13:28You have written it.
13:29So, what were you doing in Gujarat to study?
13:32You went to school in Gujarat.
13:33Yes, my father's job was in Gujarat.
13:36Does your father exist?
13:38Yes, he exists.
13:40Does your father know that you have done all this?
13:42Yes, he knows.
13:43What does he say?
13:45He laughs at me.
13:50I have buried a dead body here.
13:51You bury one next to it.
13:55I am the normal person in my family.
14:01Let's give him a point.
14:04You said that you are normal in your family.
14:06What else do you think is normal in your family?
14:10Basically, he is asking what Maheep ji also asked.
14:13How is your mom?
14:21Mom is first class.
14:23A bit different from normal?
14:25A lot.
14:26What does your mom do?
14:29She is a classical singer.
14:31She is also a music professor.
14:33But that's normal.
14:35But that's normal?
14:37Profession is normal.
14:38But behavior is not normal.
14:42I am so shocked, Madhura ji.
14:44I hope this is all made up.
14:46No.
14:49I am scared.
14:50This is spooky.
14:52You will come back.
14:53No.
15:03We won't be able to do anything.
15:06Vidit bhai is not able to come back in the ratings.
15:11If this episode comes out
15:13and people watch it
15:14won't you go in?
15:17That will be the real lock up.
15:19But yes, if this episode comes out
15:22people will get to know the truth about you.
15:24Then who will be your friend?
15:25Not yet.
15:28Surprise.
15:32How come she doesn't have friends?
15:40Time to give her an FIR.
15:44Time to give Madhura Joshi some marks.
15:47So I, Madhura ji, would like to give you
15:500.5
15:52I have given you 0.5
15:54No, I would like to give you 5.
15:56Friends.
15:58She is scared.
16:00Why did you give 5?
16:03Because of her singing.
16:05I mean, I couldn't hear what I was singing
16:07so I don't know, maybe it was really bad.
16:09Could you hear what you were talking?
16:14I have given 6 for singing.
16:176
16:18By 10
16:22I like your smile.
16:24Keep laughing.
16:28I would like to give you 6-8
16:30and the judge is also going to give the same.
16:326-6
16:34Bring back Balraj bhai.
16:386 from this side.
16:40That makes your average
16:435.5
16:48No way.
16:528.5
16:55So sad, you didn't win.
16:58Thank you so much, Madhura ji.
17:00Up next, we have Rajesh Yadav.
17:22Wow.
17:37Poonam Pandey on OnlyFans.
17:52Wow.
17:54Wow.
17:55Sir.
17:56No, all this is fine.
17:57I mean, why did we reach OnlyFans?
18:00Don't you have one?
18:01Yes.
18:02But why?
18:03Bhai, where are you going?
18:06Where did you go?
18:08Hey.
18:09I am going to get a subscription.
18:12Hey.
18:13I am going to get a subscription.
18:29Very cool.
18:30Do you also do that?
18:31Jumping from buildings?
18:32Yes.
18:33What did you steal last time?
18:36I stole Jamun.
18:38Jamun, coconut.
18:39I keep breaking them.
18:41Do you climb trees?
18:42Yes.
18:43Wow.
18:44It's fun.
18:46Rajesh Yadav.
18:47You like art?
18:48Yes.
18:49Do you know him?
18:50Have you seen him anywhere?
18:51I do magic.
18:52Oh, you do magic.
18:53Great.
19:00Add the name Vivek Magic on Instagram.
19:02Rajesh Yadav.
19:03Wasn't he very hot, Poonam ji?
19:05Yeah, I mean, he's got a good body.
19:08He doesn't have a face, but a good body.
19:11No, he has a face.
19:12It's not like that.
19:14It looks like you're going to break Jamun.
19:15It looks perfect.
19:19Where do you live?
19:20In which jungle?
19:22This is our Madh Island jungle.
19:24Oh, you live there?
19:25Yes.
19:26Did you swim from there?
19:28No, I didn't swim.
19:29I came by boat.
19:30Oh, you also ride a boat?
19:31Yes.
19:32Wow.
19:33You're crazy, Yadav.
19:34Late at night.
19:36Dangerous.
19:37I also want to learn this.
19:38It's a bit hard.
19:39Will you teach me too?
19:40You know one thing.
19:45Which one did you learn?
19:46The jump one?
19:48Oh, you want to learn flips?
19:49Yeah, flips.
19:50You can learn, man.
19:51I'm saying he can still learn.
19:53How?
19:55Sagar Shah.
19:56Amruta, he's lying.
19:59I'm thinking for myself.
20:02I tried a lot of times.
20:03Do you want to try now?
20:04Yeah, yeah, please, please.
20:05Come on, let's go.
20:06Come on, let's go.
20:09Who?
20:11Sagar.
20:12Sagar.
20:13Sagar.
20:14Sagar.
20:15Sagar.
20:16Sagar.
20:17Sagar.
20:18Sagar.
20:23So, what is this?
20:24Crossing the border, I'm teaching you?
20:30How do you go from the bottom of a building, I'm teaching you?
20:33This is a crawl, a crawl.
20:34Monkey crawl.
20:35You taught him monkey crawl?
20:36Yes.
20:38You said you'd teach him flips.
20:39I already know monkey crawl.
20:45Okay, can you do this?
20:47How can I do this?
20:48I didn't teach him this.
20:49I'm teaching him monkey crawl.
20:50Do it.
20:51Where are you going?
20:52I know this.
20:54What happened?
21:08So, what is your goal?
21:10My goal is to become a very good athlete.
21:12I mean, there are a lot of things that I want to do.
21:15It's my dream.
21:16Like, I want to jump from this building to that building.
21:18So...
21:19This is your dream?
21:20Yes, that's my dream.
21:21What's in that building?
21:24There's nothing in that building, sir.
21:26Then why do you want to go there?
21:28I just want to jump, sir.
21:29It's fun.
21:30You can do it on the ground too?
21:32But it's not fun.
21:34When you see fear, it's fun.
21:36So, you wanted to come in the last act, right?
21:40I didn't want to come in the last act, sir.
21:42Bro, we were screwed.
21:44Both of us were screwed.
21:48Let's give a round of applause for Rajesh Yadav.
21:51It's time to score you, my brother.
21:52It's time to score you, my brother.
21:53I've really loved you.
21:55I've given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
22:00I've given you 8.5.
22:02My brother.
22:039.
22:049.
22:06Bro, 10.
22:07He taught me films in a minute.
22:09Thank you, sir.
22:109.
22:119 from Vivek Desai.
22:12That makes your average...
22:149.5.
22:15Oh!
22:16That's great, sir.
22:17Thank you, sir.
22:19Bro, he has scored.
22:268.5.
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh, man!
22:30It's okay, sir.
22:31It's good that you liked it.
22:32It was fun, bro.
22:33Yeah, bro.
22:34It was great.
22:38Amazing, Rajesh.
22:39I wish you had won, bro.
22:41But it's okay.
22:42You are still a winner.
22:43Thank you so much for coming, Rajesh.
22:49Up next,
22:50we have Leo Baba
22:53doing some rap for us.
22:54A big round of applause for Leo Baba.
22:57Hello, hello, hi.
22:58My name is Ambar Sharma.
22:59My stage name is Leo Baba.
23:02So, let me start.
23:09My name is Ambar Sharma.
23:10Leo Baba is my stage name.
23:11I've been rapping since I was 16.
23:13I'm a little crooked.
23:14What will this boy do?
23:15He's from Kolkata.
23:16He blew everyone away.
23:17I thought I was a failure.
23:19But he was right in front of me.
23:20He gave me support
23:21with a bottle and a jam.
23:23He asked me to work
23:24in the streets.
23:25Because when I had to study,
23:26I was doing it in peace.
23:28I did my family's reputation
23:29so I got it.
23:30I got a job
23:31because of my relatives.
23:33They call me up
23:34and say,
23:35get him married.
23:36The girl was rich
23:37so I won the lottery.
23:38I got a lot on my mind.
23:39I got my head straight.
23:40I followed my passion
23:41and now I'm on peak.
23:43I have a house, a 4BHK
23:44and my car is cheap.
23:45Now everyone says
23:47learn something from this boy.
23:48Learn, learn, learn
23:49learn something from my story.
23:50Scream, scream, scream
23:51baby, my name is Cheek.
23:53Learn, learn, learn
23:54learn something from my story.
23:55I never asked for money
23:56I never begged.
23:5812 years of my life
23:59went down the drain.
24:00I got the real knowledge
24:01after 12 weeks.
24:03I topped in 12 years
24:04and I thought I was on top.
24:05Today I'm famous
24:06and I drive the most expensive car.
24:07There are no marks here.
24:08There are no small things.
24:10There are only those
24:11who drive a big car.
24:13Burger, pizza,
24:14the respect of the eaters.
24:15They think I'm poor
24:17and they eat vegetables.
24:18Routine.
24:19While walking
24:20my songs started playing.
24:21In the crowd
24:22I was alone
24:23my friends started increasing.
24:24The shortcomings
24:25that people used to show
24:26in my songs
24:27now they are dancing
24:28in my songs.
24:29I never asked for money
24:30I never begged.
24:31My 4 lines are heavy
24:32their entire song is weak.
24:33Passion will give you
24:34victory one day.
24:35Amazing bro!
24:36Ambar Sharma!
24:37Let's go!
24:42So sweet bro
24:43Ambar Sharma.
24:45It was a nice rap
24:46so it was some
24:47motivational story.
24:48What happened to you?
24:50So this is my
24:51own story.
24:53I started rapping
24:54when people
24:55used to call me
24:56on my feet.
24:58What happened to your feet
24:59if you don't mind?
25:00I don't have a knee.
25:01You don't have a knee?
25:02No.
25:03What do you mean?
25:04I mean I don't have a bi-birth.
25:06You don't have a bi-birth?
25:07No.
25:08So what's there?
25:10Nothing.
25:11You just have a leg?
25:12Yes.
25:13Are you crazy?
25:15Bro!
25:18Can you show me
25:19what's inside?
25:20Sure.
25:22Bro, what's inside?
25:25It's written here
25:26that you play football?
25:27Yes.
25:32You do goalkeeping mostly?
25:33No.
25:35I'm a centre forward.
25:36Centre forward?
25:39So you...
25:40I mean
25:42how do you play football?
25:43I've never
25:44stopped my feet
25:45for anything.
25:47I play football
25:48badminton
25:49cycling
25:50swimming
25:51everything.
25:52Wow!
25:53Chess?
25:56There's a scene
25:57where I can relate
25:58to chess a lot.
25:59The horse walks
26:002.5 and I walk 1.5.
26:08Wow!
26:11Do you want to sit?
26:13No, I'm good.
26:16I've never seen anything like this.
26:19Can you kick with this?
26:20Yes.
26:21I'll kick like this.
26:24Oh bro!
26:25So what's the use
26:26of kicking in life?
26:28My leg doesn't turn.
26:29Your leg doesn't turn?
26:30Yes.
26:31Nothing else.
26:32So what do you call this?
26:35I forgot too.
26:36Spinal bifidia.
26:37Okay.
26:39It says here
26:40that you're an expert
26:42in what you do.
26:43Did he just kick me?
26:46He kicked me without knees.
26:47What else can he do?
26:50He's a crazy man.
26:53You wrote,
26:54I can flirt with my rap.
26:55Yeah.
26:56You can flirt
26:57and rap at the same time.
26:58You can flirt with Poonam.
26:59If you can.
27:02Ask Poonam first.
27:03You can ask her later.
27:04You know,
27:05actually I was going
27:06to ask him that
27:07but then I stopped
27:08because I was afraid
27:09that something would come from here.
27:10No, no.
27:11Poonam ji,
27:12I'm a big fan.
27:16So,
27:17if you don't mind,
27:18can he flirt with you?
27:20Go ahead, my brother.
27:21Okay,
27:22so let me try.
27:24I'll recite a poem.
27:25What's the poem?
27:26Irshad.
27:27Irshad.
27:28Irshad.
27:29You're in my thoughts
27:31and my heart
27:32No, one second.
27:33Let's go with something good.
27:34Let's go with something good.
27:36You're in my thoughts.
27:37No, no.
27:38Sorry, sorry.
27:39You're in browser history.
27:41You're in browser history.
27:46Okay.
27:48In your memories
27:49I got lost somewhere.
27:52I slept on one foot.
28:02Okay, that's a good idea.
28:03Okay, let's go.
28:05In your thoughts
28:06I got lost somewhere.
28:07You always start a poem
28:08in a different place.
28:10I just took your idea
28:11that I got lost somewhere.
28:12Okay, okay.
28:13That's why.
28:14Okay.
28:16In your memories
28:17What was I saying?
28:20Okay, okay.
28:22In your thoughts
28:23I got lost somewhere.
28:34In your thoughts
28:35I got lost somewhere.
28:36In your eyes
28:37I got lost somewhere.
28:38In your dreams
28:39And when I woke up
28:40from my sleep
28:41I felt like I was dead
28:42but came back to life.
28:47It's written here
28:48I love stand-up shows
28:49So who's your favourite
28:50stand-up comedian?
28:52Same Bhai
28:53You must know Basi.
29:05Very good.
29:06The way
29:07he turned
29:09He turned
29:12I wish he could
29:13do your leg too.
29:22Have you seen
29:23any of our work?
29:25Same Bhai
29:26Poonam Pandey
29:29So
29:30One second
29:31What have you seen
29:32about me?
29:34Lock-up
29:35Okay, lock-up
29:36Thanks
29:37I thought
29:39I fell asleep
29:40while watching
29:41it at night
29:44Data pack
29:45got over
29:46by morning
29:49So
29:50A big round of applause
29:51for Ambar Sharma
29:52Thank you so much
29:56So it's time
29:57to score
29:58Ambar Sharma Bhai
29:59I have given you
30:009.5
30:04I have given you
30:058
30:078
30:08I really liked him
30:09so I am giving him
30:109
30:13Your attitude
30:14is too good
30:1510
30:16Thank you
30:17Amazing
30:18I have also given
30:199.5
30:20You are too funny
30:21Everything
30:22and good rap also
30:23Awesome
30:24Thank you so much
30:25So that makes your average
30:269
30:289
30:35Oh man
30:38Actually my 9
30:39Half is always left
30:44Thank you so much
30:45for joining Ambar Sharma Bhai
30:46A big round of applause
30:50What a guy
30:51Alright
30:52Up next
30:53we have some poetry
30:54and jokes
30:55A big round of applause
30:56for Raksha Tomar
30:58Alright guys
30:59So let me tell you a poem
31:00I have written it on crush
31:01I guess everyone can relate
31:02to this
31:03Because
31:04in everyone's life
31:05whether it is love
31:06or crush
31:07everyone has a crush
31:08So I had written
31:09Yes
31:10I am waiting
31:11for your message
31:12I am typing something
31:13again and again
31:14and deleting it
31:15I am looking for
31:16a chance to see you
31:17Before talking to you
31:18I am recorrecting
31:19in my mind
31:20100 times
31:21And yes
31:22As soon as I say
31:23something
31:24an error occurs
31:25But
31:26Your compliments
31:27As soon as I say
31:28your name
31:29butterflies feel
31:30When you are in front
31:31of me
31:32I have a common sense
31:33Whether I talk to you
31:34or to you
31:35I feel at peace
31:36One thing is for sure
31:37I am very passionate
31:38about my feelings
31:39I always
31:40wanted to say
31:41a lot to you
31:42But I never could
31:43But I wanted
31:44to be with you
31:45I laugh
31:46at your name
31:47But I wanted
31:48to laugh with you
31:49I wanted to
31:50experience
31:51those little things
31:52that make you happy
31:53Yes
31:54I always
31:55wanted to
31:56say a lot to you
31:57But I never
31:58could
31:59Dear crush
32:00I wanted to
32:01say a lot to you
32:02You became
32:03I like you
32:04over anything
32:05for me
32:06But I
32:07understood you
32:08and you left
32:09So this was
32:10about crush
32:11But I wrote
32:12some jokes
32:13on time
32:14Because
32:15At the end
32:16my main agenda
32:17was to meet
32:18time
32:19And I
32:20wrote
32:21these jokes
32:22for the first
32:23time in my life
32:24I have never
32:25met
32:26time
32:27before
32:28So
32:29Guess what?
32:30If time was
32:31on a dating app
32:32like Bumble
32:33What would he write
32:34in his bio?
32:35He would write
32:36I am not an
32:37environmentalist
32:38But I believe
32:39in Go Green
32:40By day I am
32:41a stand-up comic
32:42And by night
32:43I am an astronaut
32:44And
32:45What would
32:46he write
32:47in his interest?
32:48According to me
32:49he would write
32:50Bowling and
32:51fingering
32:52What?
32:53Bowling
32:54Bowling and
32:55fingering
32:56Can you explain
32:57that a bit?
32:58Why would I
32:59write that?
33:00I think you like
33:01playing with
33:02your fingers
33:03and holes
33:04What is going
33:05on?
33:06Did we
33:07have a
33:08match?
33:12I don't know
33:13We can
33:14match on
33:15Bumble
33:16And what would
33:17time choose
33:18in his prompts?
33:19My best Sunday
33:20plan is
33:21420 with
33:22my 420s
33:23And what can
33:24he write in his bio?
33:25I have thought
33:26our first date
33:27could be
33:28fine dine
33:29with a glass of
33:30wine later
33:31doing 69
33:34Bro, what is
33:35your reputation?
33:37Bro, Sagar is
33:38loving this
33:39Just to understand
33:40Look at that face
33:41Look at that face
33:42He is going to
33:43cover Olympiad
33:44Suddenly
33:45it's like
33:46we have opened
33:47Poonam Pane's
33:48DMs
33:50Even I don't
33:51get such things
33:52Bro, the
33:53latent has
33:54fallen
33:55It's a shame
33:56Because
33:57time is not
33:58falling for me
33:59that's why
34:00his board
34:01fell
34:02Wow
34:03Your score
34:04too
34:05Okay
34:06Okay
34:07Last but
34:08not least
34:09No pen
34:10No paper
34:11But you
34:12draw my
34:13attention
34:14So I
34:15wrote four
34:16lines for
34:17you
34:18We will
34:19shake hands
34:20Just don't
34:21We want to
34:22love you
34:23Don't
34:24advocate
34:25decency
34:29I am
34:30molested
34:35Raksha
34:36Can you
34:37clap for
34:38Raksha
34:42Raksha
34:44The poem
34:45you wrote
34:46on your crush
34:47wasn't it me?
34:48No
34:49I can't
34:51But
34:52for whom
34:53did you write
34:54that poem?
34:55So basically
34:56I am a writer
34:57who just
34:58You are a writer too?
34:59I just
35:00write
35:01It's not necessary
35:02that thing is
35:03related to me
35:04In my life
35:05I have never
35:06ever dated anyone
35:07I have never
35:08been in a
35:09male interaction
35:10like in an
35:11intimate or
35:12in a
35:13situationship
35:14kind of scene
35:15So I just
35:16imagined it
35:17and wrote it
35:18What?
35:19You are
35:20married
35:21Your future
35:22and everything
35:23is just
35:24made up
35:25Actually it is
35:26Because he said
35:27you have never
35:28dated anyone
35:29Okay
35:30I am definitely
35:31in Bumble
35:32But why didn't
35:33you date anyone?
35:34I don't know
35:35I haven't found
35:36a guy like me
35:37yet
35:38He sent poetry
35:39in the chat
35:40No no
35:41You haven't
35:42found a guy
35:43yet?
35:44No
35:45What's your type?
35:46Mostly
35:47I find
35:48I have a
35:49long list
35:50Come to
35:51Vivek
35:52Come once
35:53Jokes and
35:54poetry are
35:55only for
35:56time
35:57That's why
35:58I wrote it
35:59Because I
36:00didn't know
36:01about any
36:02of you
36:03Cancel
36:04Oh shit
36:05Shit
36:06I will wear
36:07heels today
36:08I don't
36:09want to wear
36:10heels
36:11I want to
36:12wear boots
36:13Shit
36:14Oops
36:15Normally
36:16I get
36:17left over
36:18That's why
36:19it got
36:20cancelled
36:21No no
36:22I reject you
36:23No problem
36:24Very sweet
36:25of you
36:26Raksha ji
36:27Thank you
36:28It was fun
36:29You
36:30also do
36:31martial arts
36:32Yes
36:33I am a
36:34national level
36:35martial artist
36:36And you
36:37also do
36:38molest
36:39Absolutely
36:40You are
36:41a dangerous
36:42combination
36:43I will
36:44insult
36:45and save
36:46Yes
36:47a lot
36:48I stay
36:49for 7 days
36:50You can
36:51find me
36:527 days
36:53partying
36:54When the
36:55club is
36:56closed
36:57I do house
36:58parties for
36:593 days
37:00And the
37:01rest of the
37:02days
37:03I stay
37:04in the
37:05club
37:06Do you
37:07do house
37:08parties a lot?
37:09A lot
37:10When the
37:11clubs are
37:12closed
37:13Of course
37:14I prefer
37:15to stay
37:16in the
37:17club
37:18So
37:19I stay
37:20in the
37:21club
37:22I do
37:23house
37:24parties
37:25When the
37:26club
37:27is
37:28closed
37:29I stay
37:30in the
37:31club
37:32I will
37:33stay
37:34in the
37:35club
37:36I will
37:37stay
37:38in the
37:39club
37:40I will
37:41stay
37:42in the
37:43club
37:44Raksha ji, genuinely, what do you like about me?
37:47What is it about me?
37:48I am tall, man.
37:49Look, I have been watching you for 4 years.
37:52I do stand-up comedy.
37:53I am your fan, bro.
37:55Okay.
37:55One second.
37:56Samay, you do a high-cum-med.
37:57I will do a high-cum-med.
37:58You do a high-cum-med.
37:59Samay!
38:00Samay! Samay! Samay!
38:04Stand up and do a stand-up also.
38:10Which class are you in?
38:12By the way, nice costume and shoes are looking amazing.
38:15I am so glad I have worn the perfect shirt for this.
38:20No sex.
38:28Bro, it even says only kisses.
38:31Only kisses.
38:33That too to myself only.
38:36Bro, it was fun.
38:37You put someone in the friend zone today.
38:38You put someone in the friend zone today.
38:41But it says, I want to meet every other person.
38:44But you are still single.
38:48Okay, so I am that personality who
38:50communicates very well.
38:52Everyone thinks that I should meet this person.
38:55If I don't meet this person,
38:57it's like I won't meet the other person.
38:59Because I think I am the only one.
39:01So everyone thinks that I should meet this person.
39:04But I ghost people.
39:05Because I like meeting new people.
39:07They want to meet you, but you don't want to meet them.
39:09Yes, because I like meeting new people.
39:11You know, everyone captures memories in cameras.
39:15So memories look good only in the camera.
39:17We don't like getting captured in those memories.
39:19Because we like making new memories.
39:21This was like your poetry.
39:22I didn't understand anything.
39:31Bro, you are throwing a roast on me
39:32by making a face like Pooki.
39:34Why is that?
39:36No, I was just telling you the facts.
39:41What do you do?
39:42If you have a party in the evening,
39:45how do you work during the day?
39:46So basically, I am unemployed or not.
39:48How do you work?
39:49She does eve teasing.
39:53In the day time.
39:54Poonam.
39:57If you show our youth the right path...
40:06Sister, the right path is to go straight from here.
40:10You are right.
40:12That's the right path.
40:17It's written here, you are scared of stray animals.
40:21I want you to know, they are probably more scared of you.
40:24Yeah, yeah.
40:25You didn't even make a bad face.
40:27Should I say it on your face that you might be scared of me?
40:31You both are doing a competition of hugging, right?
40:36First, Vivek said, I will hug you.
40:39She said, no, how can I hug you?
40:44Do you drink alcohol?
40:45Not at all.
40:46What do you do in the party?
40:47So basically, in the clubbing, everyone is dancing.
40:51And there are 3-4 dancers, they are like...
40:53Some are wannabe dancers, some are genuine dancers.
40:56Some just want to have fun because they are drunk.
40:58So I am one of the wannabe dancers who dances with the dancers.
41:02On the console.
41:03Yeah.
41:03I like those things a lot.
41:05Okay.
41:05Do you want to see the dance?
41:07Do you want to see the dance?
41:08If you play something good, I don't mind.
41:10Oh, you will also dance?
41:11Yeah, I mean...
41:12It's written here, music draws me high.
41:14And I am a crazy party animal.
41:15So, it's...
41:16So, can we play some non-copyrighted music?
41:18Don't play that dance beat in the name of non-copyrighted music.
41:21I have to do it contemporary, which I don't know how to do.
41:24If you knew how to do it, I would have seen it.
41:29It's nothing.
41:31If you show us some martial arts, we will see the dance.
41:33Okay, come forward. I will show you.
41:36I want to meet you.
41:37You just want to touch me, right?
41:42You are talking as if I have to touch you.
41:46Oh, man!
41:49I feel weird.
41:52It's very impressive to make someone uncomfortable on stage.
41:55That is talent.
41:56Man!
41:57Okay, bro.
41:58Come forward.
42:00Oh!
42:02Touch me in such a way that we can upload it on YouTube.
42:05Sure.
42:06He is not my only fan.
42:10Where will you touch me?
42:11I won't touch you.
42:11Basically, I know martial arts or not.
42:13That's why I will kick you.
42:15I will kick you.
42:15You will kick me?
42:16I will kick you.
42:18Trust me.
42:20Bro, you will have to go to Vivek.
42:24Can't you try on Vivek?
42:25You approached me, right?
42:27When did I approach you?
42:30You approached me.
42:31Who among the five people came up to you and said,
42:33you know martial arts?
42:34Show me how much you know.
42:35He was asking you to dance.
42:37I didn't ask you to dance.
42:38But you said martial arts.
42:39So, I will show you martial arts.
42:40I will show you dance.
42:41Okay.
42:42Can you say no to anything in life?
42:44I don't know what that means.
42:45I don't have it in my dictionary.
42:46Do you want to propose to him once?
42:50You will see a no right away.
42:51I will say maybe.
42:52I will say maybe.
42:53Maybe means no.
42:54Do you know the meaning of consent these days?
42:57I didn't do anything.
43:00Go and kick him.
43:02He is sitting here.
43:04Okay.
43:05You are going to kick him.
43:10I can't see.
43:11One more time.
43:13I dodged it.
43:14One more time.
43:15I can't see properly.
43:16From a good angle.
43:22I won't be able to see this.
43:25That was good.
43:26That was good.
43:27Good one.
43:28Thank you so much.
43:29Very good.
43:30You pressed my hand.
43:32Crazy.
43:41Do you feel nostalgic?
43:49Raksha ji.
43:51If you win today.
43:52Yes.
43:53Then I will take out all my clothes and put a picture.
43:57Be a man of your words then.
43:59Yes.
44:00Because this is a game of luck.
44:01I want to be talented.
44:02Oh f**k.
44:03May you never win.
44:06It's okay.
44:07I will also go to Mukherjee like Poonam Pandey.
44:12I won't do it.
44:14Do you know this?
44:16She did it once.
44:17If India wins in cricket.
44:21She said if India wins in cricket.
44:23Then I will upload a photo of mine.
44:25Pakistan was deliberately losing that match.
44:29Pakistan was deliberately losing that match.
44:33She said my Twitter was hacked.
44:39Your parents exist?
44:41Obviously.
44:42So if they see this.
44:45So how will they feel?
44:46I will tell them it was fictional.
44:47It was a subscripted.
44:48Oh.
44:50But we will also upload this.
44:54What is this?
44:55Whatever you just said.
44:56So I will tell them this was also a scripted part.
44:58Don't believe it.
44:59It's time.
45:00And it's a show of time.
45:01But there was a liberal parent.
45:02Uncle, Aunty.
45:04If you are watching.
45:06Help me.
45:08Thank you so much.
45:09Applause for Raksha Tomar.
45:14So.
45:15She has been a great support though.
45:17Yeah.
45:18She has.
45:19Once.
45:20You go and meet her.
45:23I have given you.
45:24I have given you.
45:27I will wait for Poonam Pandey.
45:31I will give you six.
45:32Oh my God.
45:35What is going on?
45:39What was this?
45:40What was this?
45:44For this I am giving you an eight.
45:49Okay.
45:54I am giving five.
45:55Okay.
45:58I am giving seven.
45:59You are a good sport.
46:00Oh.
46:02He is still trying.
46:06So your average is.
46:08Six.
46:09Okay.
46:13I have given myself 6.5.
46:15Oh.
46:17And you know.
46:18There was a guy.
46:19Who took my audition.
46:20He is like.
46:21Give me six.
46:22And I said.
46:24I will screw you.
46:25But I didn't get six.
46:26Oh my God.
46:27That was so close man.
46:28Yeah.
46:29I have to put a naked photo.
46:32So today.
46:33My score.
46:34No.
46:35That guy's suggestion.
46:36Saved your life.
46:37Okay.
46:38Raksha.
46:39Thank you so much man.
46:40Be careful.
46:41You can't fall more.
46:44Up next.
46:45We have.
46:46Praveen Bhairava.