Zone Troopers (1985) Action Adventure Sci-Fi

Retro Kid
Retro Kid
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During WW II, a patrol of American soldiers discover a space ship that has crash-landed in the woods, and they come across its alien crew. Are these aliens friends or foes?
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00:01:33Joey.
00:01:37Hey, Joey.
00:01:38What gives, Mittens? I'm reading here.
00:01:40You still got that book with them blonde dames from space?
00:01:43Pirate Women of Venus?
00:01:44That's the one.
00:01:45Sorry, pal. Swapped it to a guy in G-Squad.
00:01:49For a pack of Luckys.
00:01:50Nuts.
00:01:52That had a swell cover.
00:01:57Say, Verona, you don't smoke.
00:01:59How about them Luckys?
00:02:01Thought you'd never ask.
00:02:05That's gonna cost you every candy bar you got.
00:02:09All of them?
00:02:13Smell that fine Virginia tobacco?
00:02:17And I'm over.
00:02:31How's that ankle, Phillip?
00:02:33This cold ain't doing it no good.
00:02:37What I really need out here is a nurse.
00:02:40Yeah, me too, Doc.
00:02:41Me too.
00:02:49Snowman to Scotty One.
00:02:52Snowman to Scotty One.
00:02:55Scotty, where the hell are you?
00:02:58I still can't reach him, Sarge.
00:03:00All I get's this junk.
00:03:02I'll tell you, it's weird.
00:03:03I never heard anything like it.
00:03:08Keep trying.
00:03:11Snowman to Scotty One.
00:03:14Do you read me?
00:03:16Ferguson, let me see your compass.
00:03:18Sure.
00:03:28Thanks.
00:03:33Hey, Sarge, how long are we gonna stay here?
00:03:41Forward, march!
00:03:52Hey, boys!
00:03:54Hold it just like that.
00:04:03Perfect.
00:04:04Perfect.
00:04:18Who the hell are you?
00:04:20Yeah, where'd you come from?
00:04:22I hooked up with your outfit this morning, Charlie Dolan.
00:04:25The Charlie Dolan?
00:04:27Afraid so.
00:04:29He's the writer guy.
00:04:31All the big papers print his stuff.
00:04:32Yeah, I know.
00:04:34Corporal Matinsky, nice to meet you.
00:04:36Nice to meet you.
00:04:38Jeez, Mr. Dolan, you gonna do a story on us?
00:04:41Something like that, son.
00:04:43Say, Corporal, mind if I bum a smoke from you?
00:04:52Say, is that the Zippo General Patton give you?
00:04:56Sure is.
00:04:58Wow!
00:04:59Wow!
00:05:02Thanks for the smoke.
00:05:04See you later.
00:05:06Say, Mr. Dolan, you didn't get the name.
00:05:08PFC Joseph Verona, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
00:05:10Okay, Joey, you got it.
00:05:12Take it easy.
00:05:14Son of Angelo and Rose Verona.
00:05:21Hey, Sergeant Stone, Charlie Dolan.
00:05:24Yeah, I know.
00:05:26How about that interview, huh?
00:05:27Later.
00:05:31Butt me, Mittens.
00:05:33Sure, Sergeant.
00:05:35So how are we doing it?
00:05:41Hey, Mittens, you got cigarettes?
00:05:44Sir, I don't think we can hold off the other squads any longer.
00:05:48I think they're lost.
00:05:50What's more, the radio's not working. Something's not right.
00:05:53I say we walk now, Lieutenant.
00:05:54Wake up, Sergeant. I've been taking your guff all morning long.
00:05:57I'm in charge here, and it's high time you start listening to me.
00:06:01There.
00:06:03There, you see? There they are now.
00:06:07Lieutenant, I wouldn't...
00:06:10Damn green kid.
00:06:21Take cover!
00:06:24Take cover!
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00:07:55Red Cross! Red Cross!
00:08:14We got to get out of here! It's only ten o'clock!
00:08:19I can't make for the woods!
00:08:25Come on! Come on!
00:08:55Come on!
00:09:05Come on!
00:09:25Come on!
00:09:34Sarge! They got the Sarge!
00:09:37No, look!
00:09:50What are you waiting for? More Krauts?
00:09:52Where are the rest of our guys?
00:09:53We're it!
00:09:54Come on!
00:10:13Okay, I think we're in the clear.
00:10:16Boys, Sarge, I crossed you off that time.
00:10:19I guess it's true. Nothing seems to kill the Iron Sarge.
00:10:25What did I say?
00:10:27I don't want to hear that rash and a bull from you or anybody.
00:10:31You know what saved my neck?
00:10:33This. Helmet. Steel. GI. Olive Drab. Government issue.
00:10:37Nothing else. Not luck. Not magic. Not my guardian angel.
00:10:42Understood?
00:10:46Gentlemen, move out. Admit this point.
00:10:49The radio brought it with Ferguson, Sarge.
00:10:51Did you check it out and make sure it couldn't be salvaged?
00:10:54No, sir, I did not.
00:10:56Damn it, Hittman, what the hell were you thinking about?
00:11:00I was thinking of my pals laying dead back there.
00:11:03I was thinking of you turning down that battlefield commission.
00:11:07If you had been in charge instead of that baby-faced lieutenant,
00:11:11we would have never gotten ambushed.
00:11:13I was thinking of you.
00:11:14If you had been in charge instead of that baby-faced lieutenant,
00:11:18we would have never gotten ambushed.
00:11:20So that's how you figure it?
00:11:22That's how I figure it.
00:11:24What commission was that?
00:11:26What the hell are you doing?
00:11:28Taking notes.
00:11:31Ah, that's swell.
00:11:34Say, fellas, how much farther are we going to hike?
00:11:37My dogs are screaming.
00:11:41Endless thing I ever saw.
00:11:44Compass won't settle.
00:11:46Probably some new crowd-secret weapon.
00:11:48Magnetic ray, perhaps?
00:11:50Got a load of Buck Rogers.
00:11:52Could be an iron ore deposit.
00:11:54Where do you figure we are, Sergeant?
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:59Somewhere behind enemy lines.
00:12:15You know, it's funny.
00:12:17In and out of these woods, we could just easily be in Illinois.
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:22So you get popped by a sniper.
00:12:24Sniper?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28Too deep.
00:12:30Too deep.
00:12:32Too deep.
00:12:34Too deep.
00:12:36Too deep.
00:12:38Too deep.
00:12:40Too deep.
00:12:42Too deep.
00:12:45Ain't nothing out here but us and the bears.
00:13:06Fire!
00:13:08Fire!
00:13:15Fire!
00:13:25What happened?
00:13:27Could have been lightning, huh?
00:13:29Weird.
00:13:31Keep fire!
00:13:42Wife and kid?
00:13:45They were once.
00:13:47How long's it been since you've seen them?
00:13:50Two years.
00:13:53Only family I got now are Sarge and Joey.
00:13:56What about you? Got a girl?
00:13:58No.
00:14:00Too hard to keep them in my line of work.
00:14:02Good as though I can't remember what a woman looks like.
00:14:04Well, I can. And that's worse.
00:14:09So you've been with the Sarge since North Africa, huh?
00:14:12North Africa, huh?
00:14:14Algeria, yeah.
00:14:16You think he can get us out of this mess?
00:14:19If anyone can, it's the Sarge.
00:14:22Well, I don't want to raise any hackles around here, but he ain't the friendliest guy I've ever met.
00:14:27Sarge doesn't try to make friends because he doesn't like losing them.
00:14:33Thanks.
00:14:43Who's Velma?
00:14:46You ask a lot of questions, mister.
00:14:49I'm a reporter, mister.
00:14:51She the wife?
00:14:53Velma was a girl from the neighborhood.
00:14:56She beat the crap out of Mittens in the first grade.
00:14:58Is that true?
00:15:02If I was a crud, you'd all be dead.
00:15:04Less mouth, more ears.
00:15:06Verona, watch.
00:15:08Yes, sir.
00:15:12Let's go.
00:15:42Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da...
00:16:00Mittens!
00:16:05I know it's you.
00:16:07Now cut it out.
00:16:09Big lumps.
00:16:12Mittens, it's starting to get my goat.
00:16:42What is it?
00:16:55Nothing, I just thought I'd uh...
00:17:09Get back to your post.
00:17:10Sure, I just gotta do something first.
00:17:40Damn, it's cold.
00:17:43Sun will be up soon.
00:17:44Have some coffee, son.
00:17:45Thanks.
00:17:46Mr. Dolan, you've seen many guys crack up?
00:17:54You know, battle fatigue, shell shock?
00:17:59Too many.
00:18:00Last night, I could have sworn I saw something.
00:18:08Something weird.
00:18:13Go on.
00:18:14There was this man in the dark, well, not exactly a man, more like a... like a monster.
00:18:28These big eyes, and this great big hairy head, and there was this sticky egg, see?
00:18:35Only when I went to go back to look for it, it was gone.
00:18:39I'm going crackers.
00:18:40Mr. Dolan, I'm going crackers, ain't I?
00:18:44Hell no, son.
00:18:46You probably saw a moose or something.
00:18:48A moose?
00:18:51Yeah, sure.
00:18:53That's right.
00:18:54A moose.
00:18:55Well, it's pretty dark.
00:18:59And I don't feel crazy.
00:19:02Of course not.
00:19:04Listen, this is a new one on me, too, getting stuck behind crowded lines like this.
00:19:08Hell, even the sergeant himself is sweating it.
00:19:10He only went to sleep a few minutes ago, been up all night.
00:19:13You're up, Dolan.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:16I saw a deer.
00:19:18Boy, what I wouldn't give for a fresh piece of meat.
00:19:21So let's bag it.
00:19:22Nah.
00:19:23Can't go shooting up the woods.
00:19:25Nobody can trace one shot.
00:19:28You can drop a deer with one shot?
00:19:30Hey, back home, they called me Bullseye Dolan.
00:19:33Where'd you spot him, Mittens?
00:19:35Let me check with the sergeant first.
00:19:38No, wait.
00:19:39Let him sleep.
00:19:40Come on, he just got to sleep.
00:19:42Besides, he's not going to complain about a steak breakfast.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:48One shot, that's the limit.
00:19:51Mittens, I don't know about this.
00:20:01He was right here, standing in the moonlight,
00:20:07like a statue, like he was king of the forest or something.
00:20:13He was taking a dump.
00:20:15Look, he had something to eat right here.
00:20:19He headed off right across that way, probably towards water.
00:20:23What, are you part Indian?
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:26My uncle's Mahatma Gandhi.
00:20:30Wise guy.
00:20:32Okay, that's two men on, two out, bottom of the ninth.
00:20:36Standing man, it's up to you or the cards are sunk.
00:20:41It's the wind-up, the pitch.
00:20:46Home run!
00:20:47The crowd goes wild!
00:20:51You know, kid, I've seen a lot of screwballs come through my outfit.
00:20:56You take the keg, Verona.
00:20:58Gee whiz, Sarge.
00:20:59How else am I going to get to see the World Series?
00:21:02What time is it?
00:21:03You should have woke me.
00:21:04Dolan said not to.
00:21:06Dolan said?
00:21:08Dolan said?
00:21:10Dolan said not to.
00:21:12Dolan said not to.
00:21:15Dolan said not to.
00:21:17Dolan said?
00:21:19Dolan said?
00:21:20Where is that pencil pusher?
00:21:22He went hunting.
00:21:25Hunting what, soldier?
00:21:27Deer.
00:21:28Mittens seen a deer.
00:21:30Let me get this straight.
00:21:32We're ten miles behind German lines and Mittens and Dolan are on safari?
00:21:37What's next?
00:21:39Schnapps at Alducci's hunting lodge?
00:21:42Saddle up.
00:21:43Now!
00:21:44Yes, sir.
00:21:46Son of a bitch!
00:21:48Get that!
00:21:53Did you hear something?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58It's coming from over there.
00:22:14Holy smokes.
00:22:36Now what the hell are the SS doing out here?
00:22:41Now what the hell are the SS doing out here?
00:22:44Who cares? Let's beat it.
00:22:46Wait a minute. Wait.
00:22:47The camp's deserted.
00:22:49Where's the rest of them?
00:22:50Looking for us. Come on.
00:22:52No, no, wait.
00:22:53That's impossible.
00:22:55This is the crowd elite. These are the big boys.
00:22:58They don't mess around with common joes like us.
00:23:00No, there's something big's up down there.
00:23:03Maneuvers.
00:23:04Maneuvers?
00:23:06Ten miles from the front?
00:23:08I don't buy that.
00:23:10Neither do you.
00:23:11Come on, let's get a closer look.
00:23:13No!
00:23:14It's deserted, Mittens.
00:23:16Listen, Dolan.
00:23:17I went along with your stupid deer hunt, but this is where I draw the line.
00:23:20I am not marching in a no-ass S camp so you can scoop a story. Got it?
00:23:24All right, Corporal.
00:23:26I'm crazy. I'm nuts.
00:23:28I'm sorry.
00:23:30All right, come on.
00:23:31Wait a minute.
00:23:32What now?
00:23:34I'd like to take a leak.
00:23:38Okay, but shake it up, will you?
00:23:40You got it.
00:23:47Damn it!
00:23:48Mittens should have known better.
00:23:50Dolan talked him into it, Sarge.
00:23:52Maybe they got lost.
00:23:54Boy, it'd be easy enough out here.
00:23:57This place gives me the willies.
00:24:00All them big, creepy trees.
00:24:03It's like a fairy tale or something.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:07I'll tell you one thing.
00:24:09If they don't show up by sundown, you and I head back, alone.
00:24:12You can't just ride Mittens off like that.
00:24:14What if he's in trouble?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18Yeah, yeah.
00:24:20But what's that thing?
00:24:22I don't know. It looked like it was burned.
00:24:27What is it, hot?
00:24:29Cold.
00:24:31So cold it hurt.
00:24:34Funny-looking gizmo. Part of an engine, maybe?
00:24:37I don't know, but I don't like it. Come on.
00:24:45Double time it, Dolan.
00:24:53Dolan!
00:25:04Son of a bitch.
00:25:34Shit.
00:26:04Shit.
00:26:22What the hell is this?
00:26:28Got a Nazi secret weapon on it.
00:26:35My God.
00:26:43Hey, Sarge.
00:26:45There's more of this junk all over the place.
00:26:47And the tops of them trees look like something smacked right through.
00:26:50Verona, I got better things to worry about than some damn plane crash.
00:26:55I lost my entire squad out here, and I don't even know where here is.
00:26:59How's about I take a hike up that hill? Take a look, sir.
00:27:02How's about I take a hike up that hill? Take a look, sir.
00:27:05Yeah, you do that.
00:27:33Sarge!
00:27:35You better come up here! Quick!
00:27:39I really think you should see this!
00:27:42I really do.
00:27:47What is it?
00:28:02What is it?
00:28:32Jesus Christ.
00:29:02Art!
00:29:04Leave the gun!
00:29:06The pistol too!
00:29:08Quick! Quick! The pistol!
00:29:11And in the head!
00:29:14In the head! Now! Quick!
00:29:16In the head! Now!
00:29:18Quick!
00:29:19Eirich!
00:29:21An American!
00:29:23In the head! Now!
00:29:25In the head! Now!
00:29:27Quick!
00:29:28Eirich!
00:29:30An American!
00:29:34Eirich!
00:29:41You're one dumb lug.
00:29:44Move out!
00:29:51What about this stuff?
00:29:53Leave him, damn it!
00:29:55Come on!
00:30:00Come on!
00:30:06Uh-oh.
00:30:14Hey!
00:30:30Hey!
00:30:46Jeez, it must have been huge.
00:30:48What do you think? Some kind of New Zeppelin?
00:30:50I don't know.
00:30:52I've never seen markings like those.
00:30:54Probably some Kraut's secret weapon.
00:30:57Could be ours.
00:31:00Or it might be...
00:31:01Might be what, Joey?
00:31:03Nothing. Nothing.
00:31:05Best way to find out is to get inside.
00:31:18There's got to be some way to get this open.
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:36Gosh!
00:31:38Stand back. This thing's still ticking.
00:31:41They might be survivors.
00:32:01A steam bath in here.
00:32:06Sounds like pistons.
00:32:08It must be over the engine.
00:32:13Hey, there's a door up ahead.
00:32:31Watch your step, Joey!
00:32:33It'll hold us.
00:32:38Hang on!
00:32:41Hang on, Joey!
00:32:48Hang on, kid.
00:33:01Thanks, Sarge.
00:33:03We're getting out.
00:33:05But we just got here.
00:33:07We got to take a look around.
00:33:30Shit!
00:34:01Where do you suppose built this get-up?
00:34:04I don't know, but it wasn't the Army Air Corps.
00:34:07Take a look at this stuff.
00:34:09It's humming like an engine.
00:34:13It's a nice thing we made them out of here.
00:34:15Shit could blow any minute.
00:34:17Come on, Sarge! Where's your sense of adventure?
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:41Joey!
00:34:44Joey, you okay?
00:34:46Yeah. Just a sec.
00:34:54Sarge!
00:34:57Jesus.
00:34:59What's that smell?
00:35:00It's him.
00:35:01Him who?
00:35:11My God.
00:35:13What is it?
00:35:15He looks just like the guy I saw last night on watch.
00:35:19I thought I was nuts.
00:35:21I was afraid to tell you.
00:35:23Don't you see, Sarge?
00:35:25We're on a rocket ship or something from Mars.
00:35:29Mars? Nothing.
00:35:31I'm getting where the Joey is.
00:35:34Some kind of animal.
00:35:36Crazy, nazzy experiment. They're doing it all the time.
00:35:39Incredible.
00:35:41We got to get a light on here or something.
00:35:43Don't touch anything.
00:35:45Don't touch...
00:35:50It's swell, Verona.
00:35:52At least I got the lights on.
00:35:55Look, this chair's empty, right?
00:35:57That's the co-pilot running around out there in the woods.
00:36:08These look like recon photos.
00:36:11These guys must be taking pictures.
00:36:13That stiff is making me sick.
00:36:15We got to get this door open.
00:36:17Leave it to me.
00:36:18No, don't do anything.
00:36:20You've done enough damage.
00:36:22Stand back.
00:36:46Some kind of periscope, maybe?
00:36:53It wasn't made for a human head, Sarge.
00:37:00See anything?
00:37:02No.
00:37:04The colors are all screwed.
00:37:06I guess by now.
00:37:08Let me have a look.
00:37:10Hold it.
00:37:12Krauts.
00:37:14Lousy, stinking Krauts.
00:37:22Let's go.
00:37:48Corporal, check the door up there.
00:37:51Let's go.
00:38:02It's no use.
00:38:04I've tried every button and switch there is.
00:38:12All of them on here!
00:38:22We're inside.
00:38:37Sounds like there's 50 of them out there.
00:38:40We got plenty of ammo.
00:38:44Come on, Verona.
00:38:46I think like a marsh.
00:38:48There's got to be an escape hatch around here somewhere.
00:38:54That stupid thing.
00:39:04I feel fresh air.
00:39:06It's a vent.
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:27I'm going to take a look at what you've secured in there.
00:39:30Got it?
00:39:31Let's go.
00:39:34There's another door. It's being cut open.
00:39:37Good. Let me know if there's anything new.
00:39:39Jawohl, Standartenführer.
00:39:41Standartenführer Mannheim.
00:39:43We've captured two American spies in the field camp.
00:39:46One of them is Charlie Dolan, the journalist.
00:39:49Very interesting.
00:39:51We'll have to report that to Berlin immediately.
00:39:53Bring me to the field camp immediately.
00:39:56Ah, Corporal.
00:39:58You take over until I get back.
00:40:00Jawohl, Standartenführer.
00:40:17Ah!
00:40:39Sarge, I crawled on the bike.
00:40:41Not now, Verona.
00:40:42We got to figure a way to blow this ship.
00:40:44Are you crazy?
00:40:45I know you don't believe it,
00:40:47but I'm dead sure this is a rocket ship from outer space.
00:40:49You're out of line, soldier.
00:40:51Maybe so, but if I'm right, this is big.
00:40:54Bigger than the whole war.
00:40:56Think of it.
00:40:57Another planet.
00:40:59Another civilization.
00:41:00Listen, if the Krauts want this thing, it goes.
00:41:03That's our job.
00:41:05That's our duty.
00:41:06Yes, sir.
00:41:08I figure we drop a pineapple in that tailpipe
00:41:10and shake that engine up real good.
00:41:12We got to move now while they're bottled up inside.
00:41:14Let's go.
00:41:22Never fly, kid.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:53Sarge, the Krauts have got away.
00:41:54I had Dolan's lighter.
00:41:55Maybe they did get Mittens and Dolan.
00:41:58If we're lucky,
00:41:59that bike will cut a path through the woods
00:42:01that we can follow.
00:42:04Come on, Joey.
00:42:12What is that?
00:42:15What is that?
00:42:17It looks disgusting.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21Is that your big sister?
00:42:24She's got a big moustache.
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:30Oh, my God.
00:42:31Oh, my God.
00:42:32Oh, my God.
00:42:33Oh, my God.
00:42:34Oh, my God.
00:42:43Hey, Fritz.
00:42:45Fritz.
00:42:46What's all that commotion going on out there?
00:42:49Huh?
00:42:51What is it?
00:42:52That big airship you guys shot down?
00:42:55Where have to you?
00:42:57Can it, Dolan.
00:42:58You're not going to stop
00:42:59until you get us both killed, are you?
00:43:02Au contraire, my thick-knuckled corporal.
00:43:05The way I figure it is,
00:43:07if the Germans think we know something they don't,
00:43:09the way I figure it is,
00:43:10if the Germans think we know something they don't,
00:43:12maybe they'll keep us alive.
00:43:14For how long?
00:43:15Well, who cares?
00:43:16As long as we're not dead.
00:43:19Hey, Hans?
00:43:21Hans?
00:43:24Colder than a penguin's ass out here, Hans.
00:43:26How about a couple of blankets?
00:43:27Drop it, will you?
00:43:28Let's get some shut-eye.
00:43:31I can't sleep in this cage, Mitz.
00:43:33Yeah, well, the way I see it.
00:43:38If you're sleeping, I ain't here.
00:43:41Well, I have to keep talking to stay warm.
00:43:45Besides, my arm's killing me.
00:43:48Hey, Hans.
00:43:49Under the terms of the Geneva Convention,
00:43:52you are required to treat prisoners of war
00:43:55by giving them warm food, adequate shelter,
00:43:59and everything else that goes along with that convention.
00:44:03Do you...
00:44:09You're off my Christmas list, pal.
00:44:11I mean that.
00:44:16Aufpacken!
00:44:18Aufpacken!
00:44:19Schnell!
00:44:22Schnell!
00:44:23What's going on?
00:44:24Raus!
00:44:32I am Colonel Mannheim.
00:44:35You will be questioned now.
00:44:38Wait, wait a minute.
00:44:39Wait.
00:44:40I'm an American correspondent, a civilian journalist.
00:44:43Beck, Beck, fortmid him.
00:44:45You can't do this to me.
00:44:46Don't you...
00:44:49Matinsky, George R.,
00:44:51Corporal, United States Army.
00:44:55Jesus!
00:45:00You're nothing, Krauthead.
00:45:07Shh!
00:45:17Is that all you got?
00:45:23Stop it, damn it!
00:45:25I'll talk.
00:45:27Now you're showing reason.
00:45:30What do you know about the rocket,
00:45:32and where are the rest of your soldiers?
00:45:36Don't be a sap.
00:45:39I can take it.
00:45:40Well?
00:45:46Dolan, Charles Francis,
00:45:49civilian correspondent, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, USA.
00:45:55Serial number C19717139.
00:46:02Francis?
00:46:10Standartenführer! Standartenführer!
00:46:13Kommen Sie! Sie müssen das sehen!
00:46:16Wittens? Wittens?
00:46:27Eröffnen bitte.
00:46:28Jawohl.
00:46:32Was ist denn das?
00:46:36Was hat das Wesen gemacht?
00:46:51Es klebt.
00:46:54Standartenführer!
00:46:55Zurück, zurück!
00:47:05Was machst du denn, Dummkopf?
00:47:08Zeller! Jawohl!
00:47:09Sofort den Journalisten hierher bringen! Jawohl!
00:47:12Komm! Komm! Auf!
00:47:15What are you going to do with me?
00:47:16Mach keine Geschichte, du blöder Hund!
00:47:18Komm! Du Engelskind!
00:47:20What the hell is that?
00:47:23What do you know about this?
00:47:27What, are you nuts?
00:47:28I don't know nothing about this.
00:47:34You have never seen the creature before?
00:47:39Not a chance, pal.
00:47:42Believe me, I'd remember.
00:47:44You are lying!
00:47:47This is only becoming more difficult, Mr. Dolan.
00:47:53Abführen!
00:47:57Ich habe genug davon.
00:48:04Abführen!
00:48:06I'm not lying!
00:48:07I'm not lying!
00:48:08Ich habe genug davon!
00:48:38Hier lang, mein Führer!
00:48:45Wartet hier auf mich!
00:48:51Das fest hier, ja?
00:48:59Der Führer!
00:49:00Oh mein Gott!
00:49:01Jetzt sofort die Amerikaner ab!
00:49:03Heil Hitler!
00:49:05Ich habe erfahren, dass Sie eine unbekannte Kreatur in der Nähe des Wracks gefunden haben.
00:49:15Zeigen Sie sie mir!
00:49:17Jawohl, mein Führer!
00:49:22Heil Hitler!
00:49:24So, und was für eine Kreatur ist das?
00:49:27Ja, wir waren leider noch nicht in der Lage, das herauszufinden, mein Führer.
00:49:31Die Kreatur muss unter allen Umständen untersucht werden.
00:49:33Bringt sie nach Berlin.
00:49:38Nun, warum sind die amerikanischen Gefangenen hier?
00:49:42Das sind Spione, mein Führer. Die werden wir noch ausfragen.
00:49:45Metinsky, ein Pole.
00:49:48Möglicherweise auch jüdisch.
00:49:50Ha, der Arme, er ist zweimal verdammt.
00:49:55Oh, mein Führer!
00:49:57Sie sind verwundet, das ist unentschuldbar.
00:49:59Thanks, Mr. Dolan.
00:50:00Did I just KO Hitler?
00:50:02You sure did, champ.
00:50:05Too bad we won't live to tell about it.
00:50:07Bringen Sie die in den Wald und erschießen Sie die!
00:50:09Nein, nein! Die werden auch nach Berlin überführt!
00:50:11Schieb! Weiter! Weiter hochschieben!
00:50:32Ja, kommt mehr! Hochschieben! Weiter schieben!
00:50:35Schneller!
00:50:36Weiter! Weiter!
00:50:39Ja, ja, jetzt! Ja, ja, ja!
00:51:06Hey, Hans!
00:51:07Shut these dogs up for you, I need my beauty sleep!
00:51:10Shh!
00:51:12Verona!
00:51:13How'd you get here? Where's the sergeant?
00:51:15Don't talk, just listen.
00:51:17Me and the serge got a plan.
00:51:19We're busting you out.
00:51:20You got this big bug head guy in there.
00:51:23The spaceman, too.
00:51:26Hey, Joey.
00:51:28Mittens, you okay?
00:51:31In the pink.
00:51:33I decked Hitler.
00:51:36That bad, huh?
00:51:39Nix, here comes that fat crud.
00:51:44Damn.
00:51:50Die Gefangene müssen weggetragen worden.
00:51:52Haben Sie den Befehl nicht behoben?
00:51:54Ja, ja.
00:51:56Warum sind Sie denn alleine? Wo ist der andere Kamerad?
00:51:58Ist er weg?
00:52:00Ja, ja.
00:52:04Sie haben heute Morgen sich nicht rasiert, wie kommt denn das?
00:52:08Ja.
00:52:09Was heißt ja, ja, ja?
00:52:11Sind Sie verrückt geworden, was?
00:52:13Ja.
00:52:16Die Schuhe.
00:52:27Stop, we gotta make for the truck.
00:52:31Stalin.
00:52:45Also dann, rufen Sie mich sofort an, wenn Sie Berlin ankommen.
00:52:50Ich würde gerne herausfinden, was Sie da herausbekommen als Wesen, Herr Hitler.
00:52:59Was ist denn los da?
00:53:01Schiff!
00:53:03Alarm geben!
00:53:04Alarm!
00:53:06Alarm!
00:53:12Was ist geschehen?
00:53:14Die Gefangenen sind weggelaufen. Dort in die Richtung.
00:53:17Schnell!
00:53:19Achso, haben Sie die Lastwagen?
00:53:21Ich glaube, das auch.
00:53:23Mittens! Now!
00:53:28Da schießen die da richtig.
00:53:45Hang on!
00:53:48Anhalten! Anhalten!
00:53:52Die in der Kappe anhalten!
00:53:58Vorsicht auf den Weg da!
00:54:09A little present for you.
00:54:11Wilma!
00:54:13So long, Fritz!
00:54:17Oh, pasta!
00:54:27In the back!
00:54:32Halt!
00:54:48Stop!
00:55:16Gosh!
00:55:26Thanks!
00:55:40Aufstehen! Aufstehen!
00:55:45Was ist denn das?
00:55:47Alles sabotiert?
00:55:48Verdammt nochmal!
00:56:07He ate the distributor cap.
00:56:09Leave the Krauts a nice roadblock.
00:56:18What's up, Sons?
00:56:20We gotta ditch the truck.
00:56:22We'll never make it past that checkpoint.
00:56:23Where are we?
00:56:24We're almost home.
00:56:26Ever since we blew that ship, the compass has been working.
00:56:29Dolan, you'll need this.
00:56:31Mittens.
00:56:32Dolan.
00:56:34Joey!
00:56:40All right, Mac, you're coming with us.
00:56:50What's that face mean?
00:56:52Why, it's one of them tombs my grandfather told me about.
00:56:54They're all over, Italy.
00:56:56We'll hole up here for the night.
00:56:57Dolan, bug.
00:57:10What's eating you?
00:57:12Nothing.
00:57:14I got respect for the dead, that's all.
00:57:17Ain't no stiffs in their mittens.
00:57:19The robbers cleaned them out years ago.
00:57:45Why doesn't he do anything?
00:58:02Would you like him to do mittens?
00:58:04Beg for peanuts?
00:58:05No.
00:58:06He just sits there, that's all.
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:14What a story.
00:58:17I'd give a million bucks to know what's going on inside that noodle of his.
00:58:22Maybe nothing.
00:58:23Maybe he's sleeping.
00:58:26Hey, you guys, quit crowding him.
00:58:28So, you find the packs okay?
00:58:29Yeah, right where we left them.
00:58:31How's he doing?
00:58:32Who can tell?
00:58:35Joey, look out in the rations.
00:58:37Yeah, I'm starving.
00:58:41Dolan.
00:58:43Let's take a walk.
00:58:46What for?
00:58:55Joey, what would be?
00:58:57Goulash or S.O.S.?
00:59:00Both.
00:59:01We got company.
00:59:09Hey, Joey.
00:59:11Where do you think he's from?
00:59:12Venus, maybe?
00:59:14Get smart mittens, anybody knows there's no life on Venus.
00:59:19He's got to be from Mars.
00:59:22Mars.
00:59:31What's on your mind?
00:59:32This whole stinking mess and where you fit in.
00:59:35I don't get you.
00:59:36Then I'll spell it out for you.
00:59:38Two days ago, command dropped you in my lap.
00:59:40No reason given.
00:59:42Next thing I know, I got a half a spaceship,
00:59:44a six-foot tall grasshopper and the crud elite on my butt.
00:59:48I know, it's crazy, ain't it?
00:59:50Cough it up, newshound.
00:59:52Who sent you?
00:59:53Army intelligence?
00:59:54O.S.S.?
00:59:57Ike knows about this.
00:59:58Roosevelt, too, right?
00:59:59Boy, are you off the beam.
01:00:02Sure, I had command keep you in the dark,
01:00:04but I came here to write about you.
01:00:06The Iron Sarge.
01:00:08What?
01:00:09It's true, Stone.
01:00:11Whether you like it or not,
01:00:12you're becoming a legend with all these G.I.s.
01:00:15I've heard you've been killed a dozen times,
01:00:17but you always come back.
01:00:20Unless you want your name printed on a pack of lies,
01:00:23you've got nothing to print, Dolan.
01:00:26I'm just another dogface fighting this lousy war.
01:00:30The boss says come home.
01:00:35Come on, Dolan, let's head back.
01:00:38What's all this crud about Mittens, Deck, and Hitler?
01:00:41He really did, you should have seen it.
01:00:48No dice in the limer beans?
01:00:50Hell, Joey, even we don't eat those.
01:00:53You drank some water, at least.
01:00:55Anything else in the pack?
01:01:00Nope.
01:01:03Wait a minute.
01:01:08That's my lucky day.
01:01:16Hey, what the...
01:01:23He's eating it.
01:01:25He's eating it.
01:01:27He likes tobacco.
01:01:32Give him another one.
01:01:33Forget it.
01:01:34Don't be stingy, Mittens.
01:01:49What is that?
01:01:53He wants to swap.
01:02:06Hey, wait a minute.
01:02:20Joey, you okay?
01:02:22Look.
01:02:36Hello, soldier.
01:02:40Freeman.
01:02:42I don't think so.
01:02:47Gosh.
01:02:50Hi.
01:03:19Hi.
01:03:31Lay off, long head, you're cramping my style.
01:03:34Now where were we?
01:03:37Hand it over.
01:03:44Let's see if we can get a blonde in here.
01:03:56Now you've done it, you big ox.
01:03:57Wait, for two cents I'd...
01:04:01Holy...
01:04:05Easy, bud.
01:04:07It was an accident.
01:04:09I think he's talking.
01:04:12Don't shoot, Sarge.
01:04:13He's trying to tell us something.
01:04:19What's he saying?
01:04:21Maybe that he's a soldier from outer space.
01:04:24That gives me all the more reason to tie him up.
01:04:26You can't do that.
01:04:27He's not an animal.
01:04:29He's an intelligent being.
01:04:32He just showed us that.
01:04:33Listen, Joey, it's for his own good.
01:04:34If he runs off again, the Krauts could grab him.
01:04:38Look, he's scared.
01:04:40Sure he's scared.
01:04:43A million miles from home.
01:04:45Lost in a strange land.
01:04:47Doesn't speak the language.
01:04:49People trying to kill him.
01:04:52Sound familiar?
01:05:22What are you looking at?
01:05:47Guess he makes those eggs to sleep in.
01:05:49Looks like he chewed right through it.
01:05:52Charlie, you were on watch.
01:05:54Didn't you see anything?
01:05:56Sorry.
01:05:57All right, gear up.
01:05:58We're gonna have to go after him.
01:05:59Which way?
01:06:03I'd say northeast.
01:06:05Toward his rocket ship.
01:06:07Yeah, he doesn't know you blew it up.
01:06:17You couldn't have gotten too far.
01:06:21Hold it.
01:06:22What the hell is that?
01:06:37Look at that.
01:06:39It's like something out of the World's Fair.
01:07:03Come on.
01:07:19Wow.
01:07:28Now just what in the hell army are you people with, huh?
01:07:31They're from outer space.
01:07:33It's obvious.
01:07:37Joseph Verona, planet Earth.
01:07:39Pleased to meet you.
01:07:42The name's Matinsky, but call me Mitten.
01:07:44Mitten's Joey, as you were, damn it.
01:07:48How do we know this ain't some crowd trick, huh?
01:07:58That gizmo in his ear must be a translator.
01:08:01Where are you people from?
01:08:10Wait a minute.
01:08:12Wait, my God, I've got a million questions.
01:08:14What's it like up there?
01:08:16How do them ray guns work?
01:08:17Do you have any women with you, like blondes from Venus, maybe?
01:08:23Raytheon is a female.
01:08:31Jeez.
01:08:33We never thought of that.
01:08:43You're welcome, sir.
01:08:46Ma'am.
01:09:03Been so long, suckers, right?
01:09:06My men risk their butts for Jiminy Cricket here and you just take off?
01:09:10Return the favor, damn it.
01:09:11Help us get back to our lines.
01:09:13Your little visit has cut the whole crowd army loose in these woods.
01:09:17Sarge!
01:09:32Take cover, Doc!
01:09:37Verona!
01:09:40Get down, get down!
01:09:42We gotta get out of the way, come on!
01:10:09Jeez.
01:10:33Mittens!
01:10:36They got Joey!
01:10:47You'll be okay, Joey.
01:10:50We'll get you home.
01:10:53Mr. Dolan?
01:10:56I'm right here, kid.
01:11:00Never got that interview, did we, boy?
01:11:03You're gonna write about all this, ain't ya?
01:11:08Sure, kid.
01:11:10Sure.
01:11:14So the guys at home will know.
01:11:20Joey, Verona.
01:11:22You met the men from space.
01:11:43Shouldn't we say a prayer or something?
01:11:49Nah, it's too late for that.
01:11:55You'd think with all they must know,
01:11:58Them rocket guys could have done something for Joey.
01:12:28Sergeant!
01:12:33Sergeant!
01:12:36Crowds, platoon strength coming in from the southwest.
01:12:38Move.
01:12:44Hey.
01:12:46Put your radio in your ear.
01:12:49Radio in your ear.
01:12:56The enemy's on their way and they're looking for you.
01:12:59Listen, I figure the eight of us can catch them in the meadow with those fancy ray guns we...
01:13:03We will not help you kill your own kind.
01:13:09The nazis ain't our kind, pal.
01:13:14Forget it, Mittens.
01:13:20We'll just have to reach that meadow by ourselves.
01:13:24You hear this?
01:13:27It's like I told Joey.
01:13:30If the krauts want something, it's our job to keep it from them.
01:13:34Mittens.
01:13:36Charlie.
01:13:41Charlie, do you copy?
01:13:48Send to the...
01:13:54Send to the...
01:13:57Whoa!
01:13:58Whoa!
01:14:00Whoa!
01:14:02Whoa!
01:14:04Whoa!
01:14:06Whoa!
01:14:09Whoa!
01:14:21What do you think you'll do now, sergeant?
01:14:23Throw a squad in our face, another one on the back end.
01:14:25How's the ammo?
01:14:26Last clip.
01:14:28Likewise.
01:14:29What about grenades?
01:14:30One.
01:14:31And I'm saving it.
01:14:32Listen, we gotta hold those krauts so that rocket takes off.
01:14:36Attack again with smoke bombs.
01:15:06Whoa!
01:15:37I'm dry.
01:15:39Me too.
01:15:40You know what?
01:16:04My men are out of ammo!
01:16:08I want to talk surrender with your commanding officer!
01:16:34I just want to kill you and me.
01:17:03I'd rather soon kill you and be done with it.
01:17:07But if you lead us to the creature,
01:17:11I will give you and your men free passage to your lines.
01:17:16You got a deal, Fritzie.
01:17:19Let's shake on it.
01:17:23Let's just...
01:17:36My God, he really did it.
01:17:39Yeah.
01:17:40He gave us a chance. Let's take it.
01:17:43I ain't leaving without the serge.
01:17:47There's nothing left.
01:18:02Tough luck, Dolan.
01:18:04Looks like we've all bought the farm.
01:18:12Did you see that?
01:18:13Where'd it come from?
01:18:14I don't know.
01:18:19Thanks.
01:18:22Hey, uh, how do you work this thing?
01:18:28Dolan, grab it like this.
01:18:31Okay.
01:18:32All right, Benton, let's show the Hun what these puppies can do.
01:18:41If we hadn't hired these peashooters,
01:18:43our boys would be home by Christmas.
01:18:47I wouldn't start buying that plum pudding yet, pal.
01:18:52No, no, there's too many of them, no!
01:18:57Fall back, fall back!
01:18:58Fall back!
01:18:59Fall back!
01:19:00Fall back!
01:19:01Fall back!
01:19:02Fall back!
01:19:03Fall back!
01:19:04Fall back!
01:19:05Fall back!
01:19:06Fall back!
01:19:07Fall back!
01:19:09Fall back!
01:19:10Fall back!
01:19:11Fall back!
01:19:12Fall back!
01:19:13Fall back!
01:19:14Fall back!
01:19:15Fall back!
01:19:16Fall back!
01:19:17Fall back!
01:19:18Fall back!
01:19:19Fall back!
01:19:20Fall back!
01:19:21Fall back!
01:19:22Fall back!
01:19:23Fall back!
01:19:24Fall back!
01:19:25Fall back!
01:19:26Fall back!
01:19:27Fall back!
01:19:28Fall back!
01:19:29Fall back!
01:19:30Fall back!
01:19:31Fall back!
01:19:32Fall back!
01:19:33Fall back!
01:19:34Fall back!
01:19:35Fall back!
01:19:37That's cooking, Bughead.
01:19:43Yes, sir.
01:19:50So now it's back to the heavens.
01:19:53Well, thanks for saving our butts.
01:20:03Thanks, Bug.
01:20:06Let's do it.
01:20:10Go on.
01:20:35Go on.
01:20:37Go on.
01:20:39Go on.
01:20:41Go on.
01:21:04Well, the way I figured, our lines are right up this road here.
01:21:09Looks like we finally made it.
01:21:11Yep.
01:21:12Just you and me.
01:21:13Listen, Nolan, you gotta write about this.
01:21:15You gotta do it for Sergeant Joey.
01:21:17Well, I've been thinking about that, and you know what?
01:21:20What?
01:21:21I can't do it.
01:21:22Why not?
01:21:24Because there's not one shred of evidence.
01:21:28I mean, my editor would throw me in the loony bin.
01:21:31And if I were you, I'd watch Telling That Tale about socking Hitler, too.
01:21:35I mean, who's gonna buy that one?
01:21:37Huh?
01:21:38Well, write about it anyway.
01:21:39I don't know.
01:21:41Sell it to one of Joey's crazy magazines.
01:21:45That's worth a try.
01:21:47Yeah.
01:21:55That's one.
01:21:59Look.
01:22:02What's he doing?
01:22:03He's not shooting.
01:22:05Well, I'll be damned.
01:22:18Bite me, Mittens.
01:22:32Gentlemen.
01:22:36Move out.
01:23:01Move out.
01:23:04Move out.
01:23:31Move out.
01:24:01Move out.
01:24:31Move out.
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