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00:00AQUA So, you said your name was Aku, isn't that
00:19right?
00:20Well, from now on, I want you to call me sister Luna.
00:23LUNA Is it okay for me to be so informal with a
00:26holy maiden?
00:27I say it's fine, therefore it's fine.
00:29I make the rules here.
00:31Right.
00:32Besides, we're already comfy enough together to see each other naked.
00:36Here I come!
00:37Whoa!
00:38What are you doing down there?
00:49Administrator privileges, item filed.
00:57I'm so used to Infinity Game where players couldn't hold any more than ten items at a
01:07time.
01:08Getting to store infinite items like this makes things a lot easier.
01:13Luna, got a minute?
01:16Sorry, you say something?
01:18Are we on a first-name basis now?
01:20Fine, whatever.
01:21I just need you to tell me everything you know about the Cherim.
01:24Pardon me, Sister Luna.
01:27It's just that Demon Lord isn't very knowledgeable about this stuff.
01:31Do you think you could tell him what he needs to know?
01:34The Cherim is dead.
01:35It died after stealing the Demon King Grail.
01:38Doing that used up all its power.
01:40Well, you don't say.
01:42Thankfully for us, the Kingdom of Holy Light still has the Elfen and the Seraph, and they
01:47serve as guides to the people.
01:49To think the peace of the kingdom could actually be threatened, that's truly absurd.
01:57Sister!
02:02We've almost reached the city of Yahoo!
02:04Good.
02:05I'm ready to tie a rope around that friggin' brat's neck and drag her home.
02:09I gotta say, it's gutsy of her to try to subdue a Demon Lord.
02:13We're all pretty impressed with your sister's fierce bravery and her utter fearlessness.
02:18You're all morons.
02:20That little twerp's just doing it for attention.
02:23As if a Demon Lord exists anyway, the idiot.
02:26But lots of people are saying that Grail really was killed by someone.
02:30You're such a meathead.
02:32How dare my big sister withhold information from me like that.
02:37Did you really think you could ever beat me, you maggot?
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07:36As you know, much to our disappointment, we demon-believing Satanists failed in summoning the Demon Lord.
07:42But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens mobilizing and taking action, then I say it was not done in vain.
07:48We will eradicate the Holy Maidens from this world just as we had originally planned.
07:53May disaster befall the Holy Maidens.
07:56May it befall every one of them.
08:07The second-eldest Holy Maiden, Killer Queen, has come!
08:11Luna, get out here!
08:22Great. This one's going to be a handful.
08:25She's got those crazy eyes.
08:27Well, we're at it.
08:29If there's a Demon Lord, get your ass out here, too!
08:31Yeah, right. Are you kidding?
08:33Go back to your post-apocalyptic nightmare!
08:35Get out of my way!
08:37Move it! What's wrong with you?
08:40Hey, sister! What are you doing here?
08:42Hey, little brat. How dare you run off to pick a fight without telling anyone!
08:47Well, I heard a Demon Lord appeared, so I thought someone should—
08:50You imbecile! What the hell could you do on your own?
08:54Next time, instead of chasing a Demon Lord who doesn't exist, try taking a nap, little baby crap!
08:59No, sister! You don't get what's going on!
09:02There really is a Demon Lord, and I used my charms to tame him!
09:06Oh, how cute. And what happened next, or did you wake up?
09:10He exists! Also, he's completely obsessed with my butt!
09:14Huh? Your butt?
09:16I mean, I get what she's talking about, but man, does it sound super bad when she says it like that!
09:23Death to the phony angel!
09:26Behold my firebird!
09:28May grief befall the holy maidens! Ice Hammer!
09:38No!
09:40Fuji!
09:42I'm on it!
09:54Why do these outfits look so familiar?
09:58Wait a minute...
10:00The guys who were killed at the Wishing Shrine wore that, too.
10:06My, my, what a pleasure! You Satanist scum!
10:18Idiots should all just die!
10:22Gold Flash!
10:24Time to wipe out those damn Satanists!
10:27Blood sacrifice for sister!
10:29Once this fight's over, I'm gonna get sister to knock me around!
10:32I mean, would you look at her!
10:35Take this, Satanist rabble! Tell me how does it feel to be stained in crimson!
10:41Let's be real, okay? You should be honored to die at the hands of my magic agents of evil!
10:46You're the ones that are evil, no matter which way you look at it.
10:51This is all of my most prized darkness.
10:54If I give it up in exchange for two holy maidens, so be it.
11:06What the hell?
11:07What is this?
11:08Luna, get back! Hades is here!
11:21You fools! Your divine protection is gone!
11:24Shoot the holy maidens!
11:44Okay, this is looking bad.
11:46Why do you hesitate?
11:49Why not toss a grenade over that way?
11:51So simple, then you could kill everyone at one time.
11:55Are you insane? What's wrong with you?
11:57If I were to kill the holy maidens, you know all that would do is get my face bumped up higher on the wanted list!
12:02And what of it?
12:04After all, that woman is already after the Demon Lord.
12:08Her along with everyone else in this kingdom.
12:15Yes, that helps.
12:17Now it's a clear-cut case of legitimate self-defense, just the way you like it.
12:22You should be grateful.
12:25Damn! My body's not moving the way I need it to!
12:31There has to be an answer!
12:33Don't I have anything to help me get out of this?
12:39What?
12:43At this point, I haven't really got much choice.
12:46Choice?
13:17Huh?
13:31So, where am I?
13:36Who the hell are you?
13:38Huh?
13:47How pathetic are you guys anyway? Messing with women and kids.
13:51That bastard must be a holy maiden goon. Not for long! Get him!
13:56Ha! You guys really want a piece of me?
13:58You want to join me?
14:15Bunch of one-punch weaklings. Disappointing.
14:19Wait, who the hell is that?
14:22And what's going on with that smoke-and-light outfit? It's so sick.
14:26All right, who are you and what do you want?
14:31Considering you're just a gang of cowards who harass women. I don't think you deserve to know my name
14:38Woman he just called me a woman huh surprisingly it didn't feel half bad
14:45Look, he's probably just one of the Holy Knights. Don't worry. He
14:57Quick how is he that fast that whole thing was basically a blur? Hey, you see that Luna?
15:06You're worthless, you know that
15:11Great it's time to go punks
15:21Yes dance for me
15:27Hmm
15:32Give it up. No one can flee from the dragon
15:57Oh
16:10You gutless worms are too early to face the dragon by around a thousand years
16:16He's so flippin cool. I can barely handle it. This is crazy. This city doesn't seem to be one. I remember
16:23How are you doing? Okay
16:27Yeah, you're damn reckless, you know, what made you decide to go up against guys with weapons
16:34Is this dude actually concerned for me? How long has it been since that's happened?
16:39Well, if that trash messes with you again, you just let me know
16:44I'll happily come running to the rescue
16:46I
16:49Can't take it. He's killing me right now. I'm dead four times over for some reason
16:54I can't seem to act like myself around this guy. What's up with that?
16:58I'll die if anyone sees me like this. I seriously will
17:02Sorry to have to ask but would you be so kind as to tell me your name, please?
17:08I'll sprinkle you later. I'm gonna squeeze the life out of you
17:12Sure, I'm zero
17:15Zero Kirisame zero. Okay. Well, I'm sorry for dragging you into all this I mean
17:24Hey, there's no need for you to look so pitiful, I mean, I'm pretty much the definition of unrivaled, you know
17:31Insignificant little street bra like this barely even registers for me
17:39Looks like a few people got hurt
17:41Go and take care of them. I'm gonna get out of here. Oh, okay
17:50Zero Kirisame. I finally found him the man of my destiny
18:03You monster
18:05At least I was fortunate enough to have recovered Hades
18:09Those with dragon blood who have taken up arms against evil and look on the ground with such disdain the filthy dragon kin
18:17Could it even be possible that they formed a kind of secret union with the kingdom of holy light?
18:29Damn it. Oh someone please kill me. Just kill me now the very definition of unrivaled my ass
18:35You're a freaking imbecile and I hate your guts
18:38Come here wall
18:43No, this sorry anyway, did you happen to see that guy? I don't know what you're talking about
18:49Come on. Yeah, you do that man who was wearing the almost disturbingly white clothing
18:55You're talking about the dragon kin. I was in the hotel. So I actually didn't get to see it
19:00But sister Luna told me about him when he thrust his fist
19:04She said it's sent out a shockwave that looks like a dragon and that isn't all the bad guys flying off
19:10What if I turn I hate this? I want to crawl inside myself and die a thousand times
19:15I hope it's okay to ask but why is it you're so curious about him?
19:19Is it possible he could be someone you know, hell no, I don't know that guy
19:25I can't do it. I cannot admit to her that that guy and me are actually one of the same
19:32Zero cutie saw me. Why the hell did I ever create that hard-ass delinquent joke of a character?
19:48Come on Yuki Kazi
19:51You've got to stop wasting money now that we're short again
19:54Do you want to lick me con? No, thank you. And hey, don't talk and eat. It's so gross
20:00Okay
20:03Look quit being dumb and let's just get on with this. Okay?
20:08I'm ready to go whenever look at this one seeking able adventurers to exterminate dangerous sand wolves nice
20:15Reward isn't too bad either. All right, sounds like a job for us then
20:20Hey, excuse me. We'd like to go ahead and take on that one request with the sand wolves
20:25Got it. Just give me a minute
20:28Check this guy out. Hey, what about this guy? Is he a new bounty? Do you know what he's supposed to have done?
20:33I guess he's claiming to be the demon lord
20:38Interesting wait, is this thing a demon lord too? What in the hell are you thinking?
20:47Luna what happened to those soldiers? Huh? I sent them all home
20:52Why'd you do that? What do you plan to do if something happens? Oh
20:56Well, I've got you don't I huh since when and in what universe did I become your bodyguard shut your mouth
21:04I know you're actually happy to be with me. Anyway friggin pervert. Oh
21:08You're calling me a pervert now
21:11Seriously, when have I ever done a single perverted thing to you real?
21:14I know you haven't been able to forget the way my butt feels have you you're a total butt fetish perv
21:20This is great. I've had a really hard life. It's just I've always wanted to go on an adventure
21:29You've gotta be kidding me right we're going to have you to just be ready to work hard and do everything I say
21:50Oh
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22:50You
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23:17The other side of speed I'll pound you to mincemeat dancing mad
23:22Bring me the ball first attacker the phantom six-speed
23:28Screw you dumb old me
23:31Demon lord, what is it? What's wrong? I may have danced with some hard luck. That's all
23:37I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're trying to say
23:41Next time demon lord retry episode 4 you cutie