開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年10月14日 大悟が考えたお題で即興コント!!WEST.桐山も参戦
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00:00On Monday night, Daigo will be in charge of the show.
00:05The title of the song that the blue team will be singing is...
00:11Mr. Wikipedia's Top Secret.
00:14You have 30 seconds to answer.
00:16At the same time as the curtain goes up, Mr. will be playing.
00:19Everyone, please shake your butt and dance.
00:21One by one, please come out to the center of the stage and sing.
00:25It's your own...
00:26It's a true story.
00:27It's a true story.
00:29It's a real story.
00:30It's a real story.
00:31It's a real story.
00:32It's a real story.
00:33It's a real story.
00:35Mr. Wikipedia's Top Secret.
00:42One by one, please come out to the center of the stage and sing.
00:45One by one, please come out to the center of the stage and sing.
00:5309013...
00:55No, no, no, no.
00:57No, no, no.
00:58There are customers.
01:00I can barely remember.
01:09I sometimes send a direct message to my favorite sexy actress, saying,
01:13I'm rooting for you.
01:17That's disgusting.
01:19I'm rooting for you.
01:20I've never done it.
01:22It's just right.
01:25It's just right.
01:28My mother had a nose job when she was 73.
01:34Why are you on Wikipedia?
01:44I made a girlfriend on the Internet when I was in fifth grade.
01:48I don't even know her face.
01:50I'm scared.
01:51I'm scared.
01:52I'm scared.
01:53I'm scared.
01:54I'm scared.
01:55I'm scared.
02:02I was in a relationship with my boyfriend.
02:05I was a baby mouse.
02:08I was in a relationship with my boyfriend.
02:12Nice.
02:13What kind of baby mouse?
02:18She's saying,
02:19She's saying,
02:20She's saying,
02:21A baby is no good.
02:22She's saying,
02:23She's saying,
02:25She's saying,
02:26She's saying,
02:32She's saying,
02:43Baby mice
02:44I don't know if I can ask you this, but...
02:47Kiriyama-kun, right?
02:48The internet is scary.
02:53I was on a date with him on the chat every night.
02:55You didn't meet him?
02:57No, I didn't meet him once.
02:58You didn't?
02:59He said he was a mannerist, and he dumped me.
03:02You didn't meet him?
03:03You didn't meet him?
03:04A mannerist in conversation?
03:08Ueshi and Kiriyama will be participating in the next round!
03:13The Anise Grand Prix!
03:17Now, let's get started with the red team's challenge.
03:21The red team will be doing a challenge with 5 people.
03:23The title of this round is...
03:24Go! Go! Go! Go!
03:26Search for the next rabbit.
03:28The next round will be 30 seconds.
03:31Animal?
03:32Audition?
03:34Someone's going to be the judge?
03:36All of us?
03:37It's going to be like a party.
03:39Who's going to be the judge?
03:41What happens at the end?
03:42What happens at the end?
03:44The end?
03:45The best one will pass.
03:48The best one?
03:50This is a good challenge for individual competitions.
03:52That's right.
03:54The candidates...
03:55You can do 1 on 4.
03:56Let's start the challenge.
03:58Let's get started.
04:00Who's going to be the judge?
04:02Who's going to be the judge?
04:03I'll do it.
04:04Search for the next rabbit.
04:06An audition that will calm you down on the moon.
04:10Oh, it's an interview.
04:11Mr. Rabbit, it's time for you to retire.
04:14We're going to have an audition that will calm you down on the moon.
04:17The first one.
04:18Pon poka pon, pon poka pon, pon poka pon.
04:20That's cute.
04:23Pasa.
04:24Pasa.
04:25Pasa.
04:26Pasa.
04:27Pasa.
04:28What is this? Who is it?
04:29Pasa.
04:30It's a raccoon.
04:31A raccoon?
04:32A raccoon is calming you down.
04:33I'll calm you down with my tail.
04:36I see.
04:37The second one.
04:38It's a gorilla.
04:41A gorilla?
04:42It's talking.
04:43It's using a mochi.
04:44It's holding it in its chest.
04:45Oh, I see.
04:46You're a good guy.
04:47I'm getting sticky.
04:48I see.
04:49It's holding it in a good way.
04:50It's good, isn't it?
04:51The next one.
04:52What's this?
04:53You're a pigeon.
04:54A pigeon?
04:55There you go.
04:56There you go.
04:57He's not talking.
04:58You're too noisy.
04:59It's in a hurry.
05:00It's in a hurry.
05:01You're too noisy.
05:02You're too noisy.
05:03You're too noisy.
05:04You're in a hurry.
05:05You're in a hurry.
05:06You're in a hurry.
05:07The way he moves the mochi is so good.
05:09The flow is good.
05:11The flow is good.
05:13Next!
05:15Who is it?
05:17What?
05:19You did it!
05:21Toba Ichiro, you passed!
05:25Speaking of mochi-making,
05:27the way you connected it to Ujimon was really good.
05:31Anri's raccoon was the best, right?
05:33Stop it!
05:35You have a bad personality.
05:37I was the last one to go,
05:39and you were the first one to go.
05:41Stop it!
05:43Anri's raccoon's tail sound was like
05:45Pasa! Pasa!
05:47It wasn't calm.
05:49The way you connected it to Aoyama
05:51was really good.
05:53The flow was good.
05:55That was good.
05:57The details were good.
05:59Let's move on to the blue team's challenge.
06:02The blue team's challenge includes
06:04a short-controller of 5 people,
06:06with the following rules.
06:08A ninja with a shadow clone technique.
06:10If you have a strange clone,
06:12you have 30 seconds to change.
06:14So we'll do it in one line.
06:16One person from each?
06:18Let's do it.
06:20Let's do it as one person.
06:22For curry, for example.
06:24Something that's out of the question.
06:26Someone with a strange type.
06:28Let's talk to each other.
06:30I don't know what you're talking about.
06:32But it's Heppoko, right?
06:34One person at a time?
06:36Who's avatar is it?
06:37If Niiyama is number one,
06:38who's avatar is it?
06:39It's my avatar.
06:41It's not Niiyama.
06:43It's a shadow avatar.
06:44What's going on?
06:45What's going on?
06:46Huh? I don't know.
06:47Heppoko Ninja.
06:48Shadow Avatar Jutsu.
06:50There are a lot of weird avatars.
06:55Alright!
06:56I'm going to practice
06:58practicing!
07:00Nin!
07:01Shadow Ninja Jutsu!
07:02Pon!
07:03Pon.
07:04Here it comes.
07:05Here it comes, the first one.
07:07Here it comes!
07:09Pon!
07:10Pon!
07:11Pon!
07:12Kancho Zamurai!
07:15Kancho Zamurai!
07:17Idiot!
07:19I'm going to do it again!
07:22Heppoko Zamurai!
07:24Pon!
07:25It's Pon.
07:26What's Pon?
07:28Here it comes!
07:29He looks strong.
07:30Even though I'm a ninja,
07:31even though I'm a ninja,
07:32I'm a man who breathes like a woman!
07:35Be quiet, ninja.
07:36Doron!
07:38I'm going to get caught!
07:42He looks like a comedian.
07:43I'm going to do it again!
07:44Pon!
07:48Here it comes!
07:52Greetings, weak Instagrammer!
07:56It's a completely different one.
07:58I'm pissed!
08:00Do it properly.
08:01Do your best at the end!
08:02Do your best!
08:03Pon!
08:05Pon is the key.
08:06Pon!
08:07Here it comes!
08:13I don't like this!
08:20Nakano isn't talking.
08:22Nakano!
08:24Nakano, you did something, didn't you?
08:26You bumped into something, didn't you?
08:29I'm sorry, I did.
08:31You did!
08:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
08:34You didn't say anything!
08:35I didn't say anything, so I thought you didn't have anything.
08:37You did something, didn't you?
08:38You definitely did.
08:39You did!
08:40Niyama is fast.
08:41You did!
08:42Niyama!
08:43Niyama!
08:44It's true that I didn't like something,
08:46but I'm sure Nakano did something.
08:47I did something.
08:48I did a frying pan like this,
08:51and I did fried rice for lunch.
08:53That's good.
08:54I don't like fried rice for lunch.
08:56I'll do fried rice for lunch!
08:58Wait!
08:59I'll do fried rice for lunch!
09:01Let's move on to the red team's challenge.
09:04I want the red team to do this.
09:07What is it?
09:08Whatever.
09:10The title of the short content that the five members of the red team will challenge is...
09:14The title of the short content that the five members of the red team will challenge is...
09:17Hippopotamus Ninja.
09:18Shadow Clone Jutsu.
09:20There are a lot of weird clones.
09:22Wow, that's good!
09:23It's out!
09:24You have 30 seconds.
09:25What should I do?
09:26I don't know.
09:27I'll go first.
09:28It's the same!
09:29I'll say it, but I want to see it in the same system.
09:31It's the same system.
09:32It's the same system.
09:33It's the same system.
09:34It's the same system.
09:35What will come out?
09:36Are you going to go first?
09:37I'll go first.
09:38You can go first.
09:39It was a masterpiece.
09:40Do I have to attack the ninja in the middle like before?
09:44That's right.
09:45What?
09:46Hippopotamus Ninja.
09:47Shadow Clone Jutsu.
09:48Do you think it came out?
09:49Where?
09:50What?
09:51I'll go first.
09:52No, you go first.
09:53No, Fujimon-san, you go last.
09:54Wait a minute.
09:55Fujimon-san, you go last.
09:56No.
09:58Hippopotamus Ninja.
09:59Shadow Clone Jutsu.
10:00There are a lot of weird clones.
10:04I'll definitely defeat you!
10:07Take my jutsu!
10:09Mmm...
10:10Bunshin!
10:12Hmm?
10:16Huh?
10:19Ehh?
10:21Macho gravure!
10:23Macho gravure?
10:26That's a completely different Bunshin.
10:28It's a ninja.
10:29Mmm...
10:30Bunshin!
10:33Bun!
10:35Cute!
10:36Even if Mika forgives me, I won't forgive you.
10:40Best friend.
10:40Yeah, best friend.
10:41I need a good friend.
10:44That guy is heavy.
10:46No, he has a completely different position.
10:55Uchimata Ishihara Yuujiro.
10:57Uchimata Yuujiro, Uchimata Yuujiro's favorite.
11:00He's more of a grudge.
11:01Okay, last one.
11:03Position you can push yourself.
11:06What is it?
11:12Goyoki Happosai!
11:15The answer song of the fried rice with two meals.
11:18You still have a chance.
11:19And!
11:20And?
11:21The last one.
11:22The body.
11:23The body.
11:24The body changes.
11:31Riku Suiton!
11:34Do you push it?
11:35Oh, it's back.
11:36Oh, that's good.
11:37One more.
11:38One more.
11:43Come on, get closer to the button.
11:47Bunshun Bunshin!
11:49Bunshun Bunshin.
11:50Wow.
11:57Even though you were chased.
11:58Even though you were chased by Fujimon.
12:00There was a good Bunshin.
12:01Anri was a good Bunshin.
12:03Anri was a good Bunshin.
12:04A heavy Bunshin.
12:05A heavy Bunshin.
12:06I won't forgive you even if Mika forgives me.
12:08It's okay if Mika forgives you.
12:10Anri, how was it?
12:11Even though I didn't do it,
12:13he made me walk alone.
12:15I didn't know that.
12:17I didn't know that.
12:18The fried rice with two meals.
12:19I didn't do it on the stage yet.
12:21I didn't do it.
12:22Goyoki Happosai is not funny at all.
12:25He didn't understand the opposite of the fried rice with two meals.
12:28I see.
12:29In the end, you didn't do it.
12:31Ninyama can't do anything.
12:34That's enough.
12:36I don't know.
12:37I also want to do something.
12:39Ninyama will do Bunshin alone.
12:41Alone?
12:43The title of the short story that the blue team will challenge alone is...
12:48Heppoko Ninja.
12:50The technique of doing Bunshin alone.
12:52Weird Bunshin.
12:53What should I do?
12:54What should I do?
12:55Wait a minute.
12:56What should I do?
12:59Heppoko Ninja.
13:00The technique of doing Bunshin alone.
13:02Weird Bunshin.
13:05I'll make it successful today.
13:16I've been looking for the next rock-paper-scissors.
13:19I've been looking for the next rock-paper-scissors.
13:21This is the first one.
13:22What should I do?
13:24The first one.
13:29I'm a low-level dancer.
13:32I'm a low-level dancer.
13:35I'm a low-level dancer.
13:44Simple Dachshund.
13:46Simple Dachshund.
13:47Simple Dachshund.
13:48Simple Dachshund has come out.
13:53This is the last one.
13:54This is the last one.
13:55I'll definitely win the next one.
14:03Masuno Akemi.
14:06Masuno Akemi.
14:07This is not it.
14:08Masuno Akemi.
14:13Bunshin.
14:14Masuno Akemi.
14:15Bunshin of Bunshin.
14:17This is the last one.
14:21Bunshin.
14:25Ho-oh-oh!
14:27Don.
14:29Fungus.
14:34Bokko is the fungus.
14:36Bokto is the fungus.
14:37Gunrange is the body.
14:38Gunrange is the body.
14:39He'll die.
14:40He'll die.
14:41Niyama is about to fall.
14:42Niyama is about to fall.
14:43Niyama is about to break.
14:46Fungus.
14:49What is fungus?
14:51The movement of the body after the wooden stick came out.
14:53After that, the wooden stick.
14:55After that, I realized that I was a wooden stick.
15:01I realized it from the movement.
15:03Let's start the red team's challenge.
15:06The title of the short control that the three of the red team will challenge is...
15:11The correct way to use the popular phrase,
15:13Wait a minute.
15:15in 2024.
15:18It's getting worse.
15:20Wait a minute.
15:25The correct way to use the popular phrase,
15:28Wait a minute.
15:30in 2024.
15:3230 seconds to change.
15:34It's like, Wait a minute.
15:36It's Wait a minute.
15:38It's this year, right?
15:40We don't have much time.
15:42We don't have much time.
15:44It's going to explode now.
15:47It's going to explode.
15:52You mean we should say something like that?
15:54I'm sure it's a lot of matt.
15:56Of who?
15:58I don't know.
16:00I'll push the button.
16:02It's going to come out with Matt.
16:04Wait a minute.
16:06The correct way to use the popular phrase,
16:08Wait a minute.
16:10in 2024.
16:16Huh?
16:16Huh? What's wrong?
16:17Wait a minute.
16:18Your skin looks pale.
16:21Wait a minute.
16:23Is it that side?
16:24Yeah.
16:24Huh?
16:25Wait a minute.
16:26Did you put on makeup?
16:28Wait a minute.
16:30Is it that side?
16:32Huh?
16:32Huh?
16:33Your eyes are really big, aren't they?
16:36Yeah.
16:37Wait a minute.
16:40Huh? Huh?
16:41Low.
16:41Huh?
16:42Second round.
16:44Aren't you a baseball player?
16:46You're a big mat.
16:49You're a big mat.
16:50You're a big mat.
16:52You're a big mat.
16:53I'm so happy, Mr. Mat.
16:55Mr. Mat.
16:57I see. I see.
16:58Well, well, well.
16:59But, you know,
17:00if you say,
17:02Oh, your makeup is beautiful today.
17:04Wait a minute.
17:05You might be able to say that.
17:06Yeah, I think so.
17:07I want it to be popular.
17:08I want it to be popular.
17:09I mean, is it really?
17:11It's easy to use.
17:12Let's get started.
17:13It's a challenge for the blue team.
17:15The blue team will play a game with the guest, Mr. Kiriyama.
17:19Yes.
17:19Yes.
17:20The blue team.
17:21The guest, Mr. Kiriyama, plus
17:23The title of the short game to be challenged by five people is
17:28Hamonep team formation.
17:30Don't you need one person?
17:3230 seconds until the end.
17:41Eh?
17:41Pause.
17:42Pause.
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17:52Hamonep team formation.
17:54Don't you need one person?
17:58Three, two, one.
18:00It's not a dream.
18:02Let's open the door with this hand.
18:09If you want a blessing,
18:13know the sadness and cry alone.
18:19And the shining Ultra Soul!
18:23Yes!
18:24Everyone worked hard for this.
18:26Applause!
18:30I wanted you to win.
18:32I wanted you to win.
18:39I was told to stand up all the time and smile.
18:44And at the end, I said that line.
18:46I thought you were going to say only, hey.
18:50But it was nothing.
18:53And when I looked at you,
18:55you didn't even need a stone.
18:57Really?
18:58What were you doing?
18:59I was doing nothing.
19:02You were doing something.
19:03Both teams had a fierce battle for two weeks.
19:06Did the red team win?
19:08Or did the blue team lose?
19:14The red team won!
19:19Perfect!
19:20Perfect!
19:21We did it!
19:22I like Anri's friendship the most.
19:25I'm so happy!
19:26I can't leave her.
19:28That's a good one.
19:29That's a good one.
19:30I like Kiriyama-kun.
19:32That's a heavy answer.
19:34That's a heavy answer.
19:35Next week, we have a one-hour special at 11.59pm.
19:39The finalists of King of Contos will compete for the first place in Japanese contos.
19:44Kinpuri Takahashi will also participate.