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00:00Excuse me ma'am, can I get you something?
00:30Yes ma'am?
00:32Can you get my date size here, ASAP?
00:35Sorry ma'am, what?
00:38It's okay, I'm waiting for someone and if he doesn't come in sometime, let's have sex on the beach.
00:45Pardon ma'am?
00:47Nothing, just get me sex on the beach.
00:50Okay.
00:59Okay.
01:29Okay.
01:57So, you like meaty legs?
01:59Ma'am, we are Punjabis, we eat and drink.
02:03Leg piece or breast piece, we eat whatever we want.
02:08By the way, what would you like to drink?
02:11When I don't have money in my pocket, I don't shop in Versace.
02:16Ma'am, you haven't seen my wallet yet.
02:21What do you say?
02:23It has a huge credit card.
02:26If you don't believe me, swipe it.
02:29And apart from that, an expired perfume.
02:59What's up?
03:01What's up?
03:03What's up?
03:05What's up?
03:07What's up?
03:09What's up?
03:10What's up?
03:29Oh shit! You picked up my call?
03:32Your date is going so bad.
03:34It will go bad when it starts.
03:37That f***er hasn't even come yet.
03:38On top of that, he isn't even answering my call.
03:41Did you send him the news like I told you?
03:44Are you f***ing out of your mind?
03:46This Tinder crap was a f*** all idea. I am leaving.
03:49Okay, okay. Don't overreact.
03:51Maybe he is just fashionably late.
03:53Besides, even if he doesn't come, he is at the bar.
03:56The night is still young. So, enjoy, okay?
03:59Okay, bye.
04:08What the f***?
04:39Five minutes.
04:54Hi. Sorry, I am late.
04:58You are the unluckiest guy in the world.
05:01Ask why?
05:03Why?
05:04Because tonight, you were supposed to get super lucky.
05:08But, you blew it.
05:11Sorry, sorry, sorry. Wait, wait, wait.
05:14Listen, I am really sorry.
05:17I will make up for this.
05:19I will do anything.
05:21Okay.
05:23So, since I wasted my time,
05:25you have to make one thing sure.
05:27That tonight, I have a good time.
05:31Sure.
05:32Sure.
05:34Please.
05:39So, what is the excuse?
05:42Sorry?
05:44You got stuck in traffic, the car got punctured,
05:47the guy caught you, you were hungry,
05:50you had an urgent meeting,
05:52or you were busy with some other date.
05:54Traffic?
05:56Ah, classic cliché.
05:58May I note down your order, sir?
06:01Yeah, sure.
06:04You do it.
06:06Let me see how good your tongue taste is.
06:09Sorry?
06:11I mean taste buds.
06:13Yeah, okay.
06:28I am sorry.
06:52I am sorry.
06:58I am sorry.
07:16What happened?
07:18Did I look more interesting?
07:21No, not really.
07:24Aww, I am getting nervous. You are so cute.
07:28Let's do one thing.
07:30Let's go for a smoke.
07:32Relax.
07:34Okay. Come.
07:58I am sorry.
08:29By the way, I am sorry for getting so angry at you.
08:33It's okay.
08:35I am not used to guys waiting.
08:39The longest record is 3 minutes 13 seconds.
08:44You can imagine, right?
08:48By the way, what's your record time?
08:53What do you mean?
08:55Don't you know your record?
08:59I hope you are not a virgin.
09:06No, of course not.
09:09Then?
09:11Of course not.
09:17Is there any other problem?
09:19I mean, any disease?
09:21By disease?
09:24Look, don't mind.
09:27But I won't risk my life because of a one night stand.
09:32It's nothing like that.
09:35Okay.
09:37By the way, after meeting you, I remembered my second boyfriend.
09:42Till then I used to think that the bigger the size of the shoe,
09:47the bigger the size of the inside.
09:52But, let me tell you.
09:55It's just a myth.
10:05Excuse me.
10:07I need to rush to the washroom.
10:09I'll see you in the restroom.
10:22Wow, your firefighter put out the fire very quickly.
10:27He ruined all my dreams.
10:30Why? What happened?
10:32I've been trying to talk to him for so long,
10:34but he didn't even give me a chance.
10:37He must be a gentleman.
10:39Gentleman my foot.
10:41He used to talk to me in a way that I would fall for him.
10:45And when we meet,
10:48he has a different attitude.
10:50I feel like I'm in a...
10:54I'm done.
10:57You make the peg.
10:59I'll be there in 15 minutes.
11:16Is everything okay?
11:18Everything is going fine.
11:20She's way too good.
11:23Everything will be fine.
11:25Just breathe.
11:41Hey, you haven't started yet?
11:45Come on.
11:48Let me give you a taste of this.
11:52Here you go.
11:57How's that?
11:59Nice.
12:01And now a little bit of this.
12:06How's this?
12:12Not bad.
12:14Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:15I should have ordered something better.
12:17It's okay. Chill.
12:23You look ravishing.
12:26Finally, you noticed that.
12:30By the way, these lies are spoken during greetings, right?
12:34Yeah, I was a little tongue-tied when I saw you.
12:39You look absolutely beautiful.
12:41Ultimately, your eyes fell on me.
12:45And even now, I can't take my eyes off you.
13:03I'm so sorry. I'm a little drunk.
13:06That's not fair.
13:07I need to get drunk. And fast.
13:10Excuse me.
13:12Four tequila shots, please.
13:18That's more like it.
13:37I'm so sorry.
14:08I thought there was something there.
14:12Other than your eyes?
14:15You are so witty.
14:18And you are handsome.
14:22To our date night.
14:24Cheers to that.
14:31I'm so happy.
14:33I thought our date for today was over.
14:38Thanks.
14:40I had a good time too.
14:45So, shall we go and make this date more fun?
14:51I thought you would never ask.
15:07So?
15:09Where are you taking me?
15:21It's a surprise.
15:24You know,
15:26on the first date,
15:28the one who usually surprises me is either
15:31you,
15:33or me.
15:34The one who usually surprises me is either
15:38serial killers
15:40or
15:42serial rapists.
15:45What's your deal?
15:47Well,
15:49I'm a simple sex addict.
15:53You know what?
15:55I love sex addicts.
15:59Besides, who can stop a horny guy?
16:04Come.
16:22Bad boy.
16:24You are a bad ass.
16:26You have no idea.
16:28I'm really waiting to find out.
16:35You can't even open the door.
16:38Do you want to ring the doorbell?
16:51Come here.
16:52Yeah.
17:01Dude,
17:03either pick up the phone or flush it.
17:06It's ringing again and again.
17:08I can't sleep.
17:22Whatever you're doing,
17:24please do it with love.
17:52I love you.
18:22Dude,
18:24you broke my dream.
18:26It was such a sweet, wet dream.
18:30I'm so sorry.
18:36Sorry won't work.
18:39So?
18:45Last night,
18:47it was your turn.
18:48But today,
18:50let me rock your world.
19:02Just go and open the door.
19:18Okay.
19:39You did this to your brother's girlfriend?
19:42Disgusting.
19:44You are really disgusting.
19:46And you?
19:48Territorial dog.
19:51You came to my place and peed?
19:54I found such a difficult girl.
19:57And in that too...
19:59Anyways,
20:01what's done is done.
20:03Let's ask Renny
20:05who she likes.
20:07Yeah, sure. Let's ask her.
20:09Renny.
20:18What the f**k is going on, Roshan?
20:21Renny, this...
20:23This is someone's doing.
20:25Shut up.
20:27Why are you talking?
20:29I asked Roshan.
20:31You tell me.
20:33Look, Renny.
20:35The thing is...
20:37Renny, it's me, Roshan.
20:48This guy is my evil twin brother, Rohan.
20:56Unbelievable.
20:58This was our date.
21:00I came to meet you.
21:03This.
21:05He's responsible.
21:07He drugged me in the bathroom.
21:09And he took my place.
21:12Idiot.
21:14But,
21:16I'm happy that you're alright.
21:18Are you alright, Renny?
21:20What nonsense.
21:22You're my date.
21:24You had all the chats with me.
21:27Because you liked our conversation.
21:29You liked our chemistry.
21:31And then he...
21:33What nonsense is he talking?
21:35She likes my profile.
21:37My picture.
21:39My persona.
21:41Persona?
21:43My balls.
21:45Tiktok profiles are made by idiots.
21:46And for that,
21:48you need style.
21:50Attitude. Swag.
21:52We both know
21:54that you don't have it.
21:56Right?
21:58Otherwise, why did you come running to me?
22:00Bro.
22:02Help me.
22:04I can't do anything with this girl.
22:06She's too fast.
22:08I can't even chat with her.
22:10Bro, help me.
22:12Etc, etc.
22:14Bloody loser.
22:16Late night parties.
22:18Bail.
22:20Midnight rescue.
22:22And do you remember that...
22:24Fat lady?
22:26Because of that fat lady,
22:28when you fell,
22:30it was me who saved your ass.
22:32Nonsense.
22:34So,
22:36you are 3.5 minutes elder to me.
22:38You're my elder brother.
22:40Won't you even do this much?
22:42Now stop acting like a loser
22:44and get out of here.
22:46I'm more eligible than you in every way.
22:49In business.
22:51In family.
22:53In achievements.
22:55I have a name.
22:57Yeah, I'm a winner.
22:59And what are you?
23:01You are just a bloody black sheep.
23:03You are a pain in the ass.
23:05In fact,
23:07you are an ass.
23:09And what did you type these four words?
23:11Do you think you're a great player?
23:13Yeah, yeah, you're right.
23:14I'm an ass.
23:16I am an emotional ass.
23:18I shouldn't have got involved in your stupid plan.
23:21But,
23:23I'm not going to let Renny suffer because of this.
23:26Baby, let's go.
23:28Hey, stay away from her.
23:30She's mine, baby.
23:32Tell him.
23:34Remember,
23:36how you were shouting last night,
23:38Rohan, Rohan?
23:40We can repeat that.
23:42Baby, you know, right?
23:44Shut up!
23:47You f*****g psychos.
23:49Shut up!
23:52You two tricked me?
23:54You lying,
23:56cheating scumbags.
23:59Bloody morons.
24:01Sick perverts.
24:03To settle their scores,
24:05you guys f*****g used me?
24:08Huh?
24:10And now,
24:12instead of saying sorry,
24:14you bang me better?
24:21You think this is a f*****g joke?
24:23Huh?
24:25Wait till I call the cops.
24:27I'll get the two of you arrested.
24:31And you,
24:33you drugged him,
24:35just to spend a night with a girl?
24:37Shit!
24:39You guys are so cheap.
24:41I feel like a s*****.
24:44Because of both of you.
24:47I'll
24:48make you guys blacklisted on social media.
24:50Just wait and watch.
24:54Bloody losers.
24:56Rene,
24:58you...
24:59Speak up.
25:01I'll see.
25:03Chill.
25:09Rene,
25:10just...
25:11Don't come after me.
25:12Okay?
25:13And don't even try.
25:15Got it?
25:16Or I'll file a case against both of you in the police station.
25:18Bloody losers.
25:31Why are you laughing?
25:33Has the girl gone mad?
25:36No.
25:38I have a crazy idea.
25:40Oh no.
25:42I don't want to hear any of your ideas.
25:44Please.
25:45Keep it to yourself.
25:47Listen bro, I'm sorry about last night.
25:49I really am.
25:51But I did have a choice.
25:54You know,
25:56all my life,
25:57I've just been a shadow to you.
26:00I
26:01wanted to take a stand.
26:03Bro,
26:04I really like Rene.
26:07Sorry bro.
26:09I know that
26:10she saw your profile.
26:13But I was the one chatting with her.
26:16I should be the one
26:17getting her to agree to a date.
26:23I
26:24was chatting with Rene.
26:26I started
26:27liking the
26:29conversations with her.
26:30I...
26:31I...
26:32I don't even know
26:33why I was liking her.
26:36I was really looking forward to meeting her.
26:38Yes, maybe
26:40I liked her because
26:43this is the only place
26:45where I
26:46can be better than you.
26:52But you know,
26:54I guess Rene was right.
26:57It was a sick idea.
26:59Okay.
27:01Tell me.
27:03What's the idea?
27:05The idea is that
27:06we are a team.
27:09And we are good at it.
27:12See,
27:13you have the profile,
27:14I have the charm.
27:17We should use this
27:18to our benefit
27:19that we are twins.
27:21We
27:22with Rene last night,
27:25you know,
27:26why?
27:27Because we
27:29were a team, right?
27:31With your profile,
27:33the most
27:34amazing test
27:35destinations in the world.
27:37And my swag and attitude.
27:40You hold the bait online
27:43and I
27:44will bring them on a date.
27:47Let's make a deal.
27:49A deal to share all dates.
27:52What do you say?
27:55You know,
27:56we will plan online dates.
27:59You will take them
28:00to the lounge.
28:02I will wait there.
28:03And then
28:05alternately,
28:06we both
28:07will talk to them.
28:08After that,
28:09I will take them
28:10to the hotel room.
28:11I will get you in the room.
28:15And then in the dark,
28:17once me
28:18and once you.
28:20Double the fun.
28:21And
28:22more fun
28:23for the girl as well.
28:25She won't know
28:26that we are twins.
28:28What do you say?
28:29Deal?
28:30That's a good idea.
28:33Twice the fun.
28:36Let's do it.
28:38Yeah, bro!
28:39Yeah!
28:43Come in.
28:57Good morning, sir.
28:58What the...
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