WCW Fall Brawl 2000
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00:00I don't know if David Flair emotionally will ever recover from last Monday in Charlotte-Oklahoma.
00:10If the baby comes out swearing, I guess she'll be over this.
00:13Good call.
00:14She'll be an idiot.
00:15If it smells like vodka, she'll be soly.
00:18I feel bad for David Flair. A great deal, but what are you going to do? She's a tramp.
00:23The Dark Carnival.
00:27And the Dark Carnival minus one.
00:30There is no great Muda.
00:34Violent J and Shaggy 2-0.
00:36Do you take Cloud Fosse leading the way for the Dark Angel Vampiro?
00:40I'm surprised for you guys, by the way.
00:42A couple minutes down.
00:43I mean, why would Muda come out with these guys?
00:45Muda is technically against Vamp in this match.
00:48Vamp's the mainstay of the Dark Carnival.
00:50He's the Juggalo main, if you will.
00:52Well, this is a three-way dance.
00:56Three-way dance.
00:58And, of course, the great Muda makes his own entrance.
01:01Sting will be the other participant.
01:03Here's a surprise.
01:05Surprise!
01:07Well, uh...
01:08We're both leading?
01:09You two are.
01:10Oh, hang on a minute.
01:11You got it, buddy.
01:12I thought they were going to bounce by Clouds.
01:15Well, Scott, let's let the Clouds do their work for a second.
01:19Okay.
01:20Shag, it's in you.
01:23I'm joined now.
01:24Welcome to Juggalo Championship Wrestling.
01:26Let me introduce to you a nationwide pay-per-view audience,
01:29Kamilah J. and Shaggy Guido in San Juan, California.
01:33Marco has attracted their money.
01:35In fact, it's Dr. Dolph Lundgren.
01:38I'm going to have to hire Ms. Della.
01:40But to my friends, including you, Madam,
01:42you can call me Guido.
01:44Well, all right, 3D and Guido.
01:46What a match we have here.
01:47Now, what about the reputed ill will
01:50between Vampiro and Muda?
01:52Well, let me tell you something there, Mark.
01:54Sting has never, ever beat Vampiro.
01:58Muda never will beat Vampiro.
02:00Now, the only problem the Dark Carnival is having
02:03with the Grand Poobah,
02:04is that what you said his name was?
02:06Yes, the Great Louie Doodah.
02:08That's right.
02:09The only problem Vampiro and the Dark Carnival
02:11has had with him is his unloyalty.
02:13He's unfaithful to the Dark Carnival,
02:15and he's got to prove himself tonight
02:17in this match against Stubb.
02:19Excuse me, Sting.
02:21Uh, no, actually, that's Chicken Wings.
02:23Chicken Wings.
02:24I kind of like Sting.
02:25Sting fits a lot better.
02:26Now, right now, you'll see all three of them
02:28doing battle outside of the ring.
02:30We've got Vampiro, the Great Moolah,
02:32and...
02:34Sting?
02:35Unbelievable.
02:36Wait a minute. Do you know what the thing is?
02:38Whoa!
02:39If you will notice,
02:41Vamp and Muda are working together, Mark Radd,
02:44in perfect harmony.
02:46So there is no problems.
02:49I'm putting an end to all speculation.
02:51Did you see that move right there?
02:52Yes, he gave him the Stabbing Crab Snapper.
02:54I'm going to have to correct you.
02:55That, in fact, was the Double Tug Pumpkin Plant
02:58right into the face of the mat.
03:00Sting's face was planted into the mat.
03:02Can I just say, you guys have great voices,
03:05and it's a pleasure to work with professionals for a change.
03:07That's what I'm saying.
03:08That's why you're still here.
03:09This is JCW live and on pay-per-view.
03:12JCW. JCW.
03:14Mr. Madden, if you'll notice,
03:16Vampira and Muda perfectly together.
03:18As I said before,
03:19the Dark Harmony is in violent harmony together tonight.
03:22All seven men are now going into the crowd.
03:25Perfect synchronicity by the Dark Carnival,
03:27and they're taking the Cheese Whiz out of stink right now.
03:30How's that?
03:31That sounds good to me,
03:32but the only problem with Grey Tuna
03:33is, as you'll notice, a little while back,
03:35he did spray his French Mist into my eyes,
03:40but that was purely accidental.
03:42It was a bit premature, too.
03:43Premature.
03:44That was.
03:45Premature.
03:46He's often prematurely,
03:47but I wouldn't know anything about that.
03:48Now, wait a minute.
03:49Vampiro is throwing none other than Splang
03:53back into the ring area,
03:54where together, the Great Mula and Vampiro
03:58will beat the hell out of Stink in his spandex pants.
04:01That's true. Right now, Rusty Tuna.
04:03Oh, Jesus.
04:04Get a load of this belt right here, Sting JCW.
04:08See, now, that was great.
04:09That was great.
04:10Look at this.
04:11Right there, boom,
04:12the Great Goomba hits him right in the neck.
04:14Guido just hit one of the competitors,
04:16which Tony Schiavone never had the guts to do.
04:18I applaud that.
04:19Now, wait a minute.
04:20Tony Schiavone has no business out here.
04:22That's why you're here.
04:23We're here.
04:24This is JCW.
04:25That's the very reason Tony Scalaway is not here.
04:28That's true.
04:29Vampiro, you're doing an excellent job, JCW.
04:32Here you go, brother.
04:33Nothing illegal going on here.
04:36Get paid.
04:37That's right.
04:38Amazing.
04:40Now, there you see the Great Goomba
04:42walking around the ring.
04:43He's very, very, very much part of the match.
04:46He's very much watching the back of Vampiro,
04:49JCW world champion.
04:51That's right.
04:52Ringer was trained.
04:53You can see his superior training.
04:55He was trained by the speckled-bellied octopus.
04:57That's right, and it's not paying off right now
04:59as he's getting his, excuse my French,
05:01glutamate asthmus beat down right here in the ring.
05:05I like the technical terminology.
05:06That impresses the people at home, guys.
05:08Well, you know it was the double-winged biscuit slam
05:10that really would not stink off his ringer.
05:15Now, 3-D, I'm kind of interested in something.
05:17I know it's a speculative rumor,
05:19but I've also heard that O-Ring.
05:21Now, it's very true he has
05:22the beautiful 70s feathery wolf hair.
05:25Now, under the spandex,
05:26I heard he has feathery legs as well.
05:29That could be, but what the hell
05:30is Mota doing watching and not participating
05:33in this deadly matchup?
05:34Well, because the fact of the matter is
05:37he's supposed to be from Japan,
05:38but he's running from Grasslake, Iowa.
05:40He lives three farms down from Stanley Frank.
05:43Hartman, I want to set you up right now.
05:45Oh, wait a minute.
05:46What you're about to see right now
05:47is the cheese-grating gauche
05:51performed by Vampiro,
05:53who's climbing to the top rope.
05:55That's right, he's going up to the top.
05:56Oh, the backyard sports fest.
05:58You guys know you're wrestling.
05:59I can't deny that.
06:00There goes Puma.
06:01Awesome elbow.
06:02Now, I'm interested to know something.
06:04I have not yet seen by Orlando
06:07the patented pickle pitch.
06:09Now, wait a minute.
06:10Vampiro just pushed the Great Mula.
06:12I mean, Muta.
06:13What's the story with that?
06:14I didn't see nothing what you're talking about.
06:16All I know is that things are looking beautiful
06:18between the Great Mula and Vampiro.
06:20That's right.
06:21As they're both rocking the nuggets of Sting.
06:24On top of that,
06:25I see the Great Sting's doing that.
06:27I see him touching the throat.
06:29You know what?
06:30Vampiro right now is without a doubt
06:32going to pin the man,
06:33Dark Carnival style,
06:34and we don't have anything else to worry about.
06:37Hands down.
06:38Vampiro is the leader on JCW.
06:40What's he doing?
06:42The Great Mula had the pin.
06:45Get in there, guys.
06:46Your army's falling apart.
06:48Scott Tony, get back here quick.
06:51Now, Muta and Vampiro were working together,
06:54but then they turned on each other
06:56and clearly they're at disharmony with Dark Carnival,
06:58and now Sting has a bet.
07:00Sting has a bet.
07:01Yeah, yeah.
07:03Don't say yeah.
07:04Yeah, yeah.
07:05This is against JCW rules.
07:07That's clown abuse.
07:09And it's a long time coming.
07:11Sting, scorpion death drop.
07:14One, two, three.
07:17He didn't leave Vampiro.
07:19He didn't leave the Dark Carnival.
07:22He did win the JCW belt.
07:24The one minute to pitfall for Sting,
07:27even though he suffered a beating
07:28in the hands of Jeff Jarrett
07:30tomorrow night on Nitro now,
07:32he is prepared to get the winner
07:36of Nash and Booker T's cage match tonight
07:39for the WCW title.
07:41And, Scott, we got a problem with the ring going on here.
07:43Looks like the carnival's open for Muta.
07:45Currently is.
07:46Not gonna be any corndogs and cotton candy
07:48for these carnival participants.
07:50Oh, shagging.
07:51Sting and Muta.
07:52Sting helped Muta.
07:53Muta moved out of harm's way.
08:01Hey, Mike.
08:14Well, hey, Double P.
08:15My, you're looking foxy tonight.
08:17How about you and I get aboard the Lovemobile
08:19and let's make some whoopie?
08:21Actually, no, Mike.
08:22We're just friends.
08:23However, I do want to ask you
08:24about the bunkhouse match
08:25against Jeff Jarrett tonight.
08:27What are you trying to do?
08:28Bring me down?
08:29Make me lose my groove?
08:30I mean, come on.
08:31It's not gonna happen.
08:32Not tonight.
08:33Because I got a big surprise.
08:34It's huge!