Is This Thing On?
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00:00Get ready for a game-changer!
00:03Who's that waltzing down the red carpet?
00:06It's star of stage and screen, Jess Ross!
00:10Look now to the limousine,
00:12the epitome of elegance, Rekha Shankar!
00:15And entering on horseback,
00:18the always-dashing Raphael Chastain!
00:22And your host, me.
00:25I've been here the whole time.
00:29This is Game Changer,
00:31the only game show where the game changes every show!
00:34I am your host, Sam Resch.
00:35I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:39Now, you all understand how the game works.
00:42No, not at all.
00:43That's right.
00:44Our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play.
00:48The only way to learn is by playing.
00:50The only way to win is by learning.
00:51And the only way to begin is by beginning.
00:53So without further ado, let's begin.
00:55And players, get excited because this is a prize game.
01:02Hi!
01:03Yes!
01:05I'm ready to win!
01:07Oh my god.
01:09Okay.
01:11Wait, what is happening?
01:13I can't hear.
01:14I can't hear you.
01:15Is this part of it, Sam?
01:17Is this part of the prizes?
01:19Sam, I think your audio is cutting out again.
01:22Just press the, whatever button it is you pressed last time.
01:26Do I have to help you figure it out?
01:30I think that just for the sake of time,
01:33we will go ahead and do the rest of this episode without Sam's audio.
01:39Sorry, guys.
01:41How is this possible?
01:43Oh, come on.
01:45You little shit.
01:47You're all actors, aren't you?
01:49Jess! Two Jesses!
01:51Oh my god.
01:53Oh no!
01:56Wait, what?
01:57Words?
01:58Four Jesses.
01:59It's Jess's turn.
02:00It's Jessica's turn.
02:01It's my turn.
02:02Okay.
02:05Flower?
02:10Jessica!
02:11Get the Jessica sticker!
02:17Hell yeah!
02:18Is that my prize?
02:20Hell yeah.
02:23Break up!
02:24Break up!
02:25Soccer ball.
02:30Jenga balls.
02:32I don't think they could afford Jenga balls.
02:35Yeah, Jenga balls at least cost $150k, Raf.
02:37Get your head in the game.
02:39I want to say soccer ball because his mouth was like this.
02:41It was like soccer ball.
02:43I'll say soccer ball.
02:46I'm wrong.
02:47Your sticker goes on a turd if you're wrong.
02:49Can I get turd delivered to my house?
02:52It's not.
02:54Raf!
02:56Go Raf!
03:00Jenga balls.
03:02Now I also saw Jenga balls.
03:04Now you can't help but see Jenga balls.
03:06Dentist ball.
03:08All your heart, Raf.
03:10Keep going.
03:12What could be in front of balls?
03:14I think you guessed basketball.
03:16Or Benoit balls?
03:18Wait, no.
03:21Those were the same as those things.
03:23They were actually anal beads.
03:25If I did this in total forgiveness, too.
03:27It would be funny to give Jess a flower funneled around anal beads.
03:33Okay, I guess basketball.
03:35There's no way that's it.
03:37Yeah.
03:39I'm going to say Jess.
03:41Jess!
03:45Dice balls.
03:47It looked like bush?
03:49Dice bush.
03:51Basket bush.
03:55Something apple?
03:57Apple?
03:59Tiny balls.
04:05Ten balls?
04:07Okay.
04:13Candy bars.
04:15No, candy balls.
04:18Cookie balls?
04:20All right.
04:24Cake balls!
04:26Cake pops!
04:28Cake truffles!
04:30Are they cake balls?
04:32Are you kidding me?
04:34Oh, that's why it was Rayka's thing.
04:40Cake balls.
04:44I said it, Raf.
04:47Oh, Jess!
04:49Okay.
04:53Salt lamp?
04:57Such good energy in this house!
04:59All right!
05:03Kate has a lava lamp of a devil
05:05that she won't let us get rid of,
05:07so I'm going to sneakily replace it with this.
05:09She won't even notice.
05:11Oh, she will, and she'll yell at me.
05:13There we go.
05:15It's better with my face on it, too.
05:17Look at that.
05:19It's better.
05:23Time for me again.
05:25Cake balls.
05:29Massage something.
05:31Massage love.
05:33Mahershala.
05:35Mahershala Ali!
05:39Two words.
05:41First word is correct.
05:44What is it? Massage logo?
05:46Massageler?
05:48I haven't got you a massage logo.
05:50Oh, there he is.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54I have no idea.
06:00Massage salon.
06:06I think you have to guess Mahershala Ali
06:08just so that we know.
06:10Wait a minute, there's a knock on the door.
06:14Pillow?
06:16No, it's not a massage.
06:18Okay, okay.
06:22Massage?
06:24Are you guys trying to go into your laptop?
06:30Massage?
06:32Sulk?
06:34Oh, my God.
06:36Guh?
06:38Guh?
06:40Gun!
06:43Massage gun.
06:45A massage gun?
06:47What the hell?
06:49You're a prop gun owner now.
06:51What's a massage gun?
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55Great God.
06:57Damn.
06:59We both won vibrators on this show.
07:03What was that called?
07:05The annihilator?
07:07Yeah, the annihilator is going to blow my body up.
07:09It's going to be like a jackhammer.
07:12Right on it.
07:14Right on the little top of it.
07:16There you go.
07:18Oh.
07:20Wow.
07:22That is the part that goes into my vagina?
07:28You have one and you like it.
07:30Maybe it's good enough for Sam's vagina.
07:34Okay.
07:36Yeah, yeah.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:40Last one is blanket.
07:42Last word, blanket.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:48A weighted blanket.
07:50Damn.
07:52That's a good prize.
07:54Damn, I'm jealous.
07:56Beat it up.
07:58Yes.
08:00Oh, that's crazy heavy, right?
08:02Raph is weak.
08:04You shouldn't be able to get presents you can't lift.
08:07It's just.
08:09I want something good.
08:13And you got a salt lamp.
08:15Salt lamp.
08:21The ring.
08:23Five.
08:25I saw three something.
08:27The ring three.
08:29The first part of three.
08:33Three thousand.
08:36Three thousand.
08:38Holy shit.
08:40So many men are coming to my house.
08:46Shives?
08:48Three chives.
08:50Three lives.
08:52Three knives?
08:54Three knives.
08:56Wow.
08:58Jess.
09:00Holy shit.
09:02Oh, my God, Jess.
09:04Oh, my God.
09:06Kate, I just want some sweet ass knives.
09:08Okay.
09:10Rebecca.
09:12Bachelet?
09:14Yeah, that's what I heard, too.
09:16Bachelet.
09:18That's what I heard.
09:20Bachelet.
09:22Badger light?
09:24Bachelor?
09:26Bachelet?
09:28Patch?
09:30Mattress.
09:33Matcha?
09:35Matcha latte?
09:37Matcha?
09:39Matcha latte.
09:41March Madness.
09:43March Madness.
09:45Okay, now it's Raf's turn.
09:47Okay.
09:51Oh, I know what it is.
09:53What is it?
09:55But I want it.
09:57You haven't gotten anything.
09:59What is it?
10:02So maybe I will just give it to Raf.
10:04It's Master Class.
10:06Oh, a Master Class?
10:08Oh.
10:10I already have Master Class.
10:12So, Raf, I've got my eyes
10:14fucking on you.
10:16If you don't help me win something nice,
10:18I'll destroy you.
10:20Yes.
10:22Okay, Raf, remember where you came from.
10:24Okay, I'll remember.
10:26Jess.
10:28I'm ready.
10:32I know what it is.
10:34What is it?
10:36It's Apple AirPods.
10:38Oh.
10:40Those would be wasted on me, so I'm going to let Raf get it.
10:42That's very nice. I don't really have needs for those either,
10:44but I'll guess Apple AirPods.
10:46What the hell? Who doesn't want AirPods?
10:48We can all give each other whatever
10:50someone doesn't want.
10:52Yo!
10:54I like flyers.
10:56That is an incredible gift.
10:58Yeah, that's very good.
11:00I'll trade it with Raf if he wants.
11:02I'll trade it with whoever.
11:04I think we can have a commune system.
11:06Take what you need, leave what you have.
11:08Very good guess.
11:10Sam loves that we're going to treat it like a commune
11:12and we're going to open our own co-op.
11:14It's going to become a sex cult
11:16with my massage gun.
11:20Raf.
11:24I know what it is.
11:26Espresso machine.
11:29Wait a minute. Do you want to trade AirPods for an espresso machine
11:31because you don't drink coffee?
11:33Yeah, because the espresso will literally kill me.
11:39I'll take it.
11:41Raf is espresso and Raf is
11:43AirPods.
11:45Wow, an espresso machine. That's decadent.
11:47That is decadent.
11:49Wow!
11:51Look at your head. That's going to be you
11:53dunking your head in coffee.
11:55I'm going to dunk my whole head in there.
11:58Look at that.
12:00We're going to have a big fucking party.
12:02Jess, you're catering. I'm making the coffee.
12:04I'll take my pot and plant in Salt Lake.
12:06And Raf, you are going to do silent rave.
12:10Oh, here we go.
12:16Oh, I know what it is.
12:18Southwest Bisbo?
12:20Yeah, it's San Luis Obispo.
12:22Oh, Santa Lisa Bisbo.
12:24San Luis Obispo.
12:27San Luis Obispo.
12:29San Luis Obispo.
12:31I am fucking crushing all the ones
12:33that are not mine.
12:35Oh, nice.
12:37Woo!
12:39Hell yeah.
12:43I fucking got you, Sam.
12:45You better be a good one in the next one.
12:47I can actually win for myself.
12:49Thank you, Rake. I don't even know how to pronounce it.
12:51Yeah, you have it.
12:57Something for everyone.
12:59Yeah, something for everyone.
13:01$24,000.
13:03For everyone.
13:10Nintendo Switches for everyone.
13:12Nintendo Switches for everyone.
13:14Oh my god.
13:16That's crazy.
13:18That is a good gift.
13:20No way.
13:22Oh my god.
13:24How did you get that?
13:26Is Rake crying?
13:28No.
13:30Now we can really have a party
13:32for real.
13:34The whole gang's there.
13:36I do not have
13:38any video game system whatsoever.
13:40Yeah, me neither. So this will be
13:42a lot of fun.
13:44Is my mic working now?
13:46Yeah, Sam, it is.
13:48That does it for us here
13:50at Game Changer.
13:52I am your host, Sam Reich.
13:55I'm reminding you that I don't have any fun
13:57when I do the talking. Good night!
14:03Hello, everybody.
14:05It's been a couple weeks, days
14:07since Game Changers. I got all my prizes,
14:09so I'm going to show them off.
14:11Here we go.
14:13Cut this up, boy.
14:15Would you look at that?
14:17On the floor!
14:19Hello!
14:21I'm so excited to show you this
14:24Here it is. She's gorgeous. I love her.
14:26I did just make some matcha,
14:28which is one of my favorite drinks on earth.
14:30Oh, yeah.
14:32Ooh!
14:34Baby!
14:36Missy?
14:38Missy?
14:40Missy!