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01:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:20Who are you?
01:23I'm the doctor
01:26You don't have to stand over there
01:28Come and have a look
01:30It's called a TARDIS.
01:32Ooh!
01:33Ooh-hoo-hoo! Nice!
01:35Well, hold on. I can't call you Doctor.
01:38No, I want to know your name.
01:40Yeah, that's, uh, that's tricky.
01:42Because I was adopted, and the planet that took me in,
01:45they were kind of...
01:47they were kind of posh.
01:48They'd use titles like the Doctor or the Bishop
01:52or the Rani or the Conquistador.
01:56Say Doctor for 1,000 years, and it becomes my name.
01:59OK.
02:00The planet, parking that, 1,000 years, double parked.
02:05So, you're a Doctor, but you're the police?
02:10Police box. No. No, no, no, no. That's a disguise.
02:13Inside, it's a time and space machine,
02:15but outside, it's like a chameleon.
02:18It's once I landed in 1963,
02:19and they used to have police boxes on street corners.
02:221963?
02:23Yeah.
02:25OK. Ooh!
02:27Jukebox. I like that.
02:29Mm-hm. OK, so back to the planet.
02:32My world is called Gallifrey.
02:34Gallifrey? Mm-hm.
02:35And where's that?
02:36Gone!
02:40Ruby, it's gone. It's gone.
02:45They died.
02:48It was a genocide, and they died.
02:54So, the one that was adopted was the only one left?
02:57I am the last of the Time Lords.
03:00And I am so, so glad to be alive.
03:07This thing flies.
03:09Try to see.
03:22Let's have a random landing.
03:24Ooh!
03:26Ooh!
03:27Ooh!
03:30150 million years in the past.
03:32No! Really?
03:33No, you've got to be... You are kidding.
03:35Don't be so ridiculous.
03:41Are there dinosaurs out there?
03:42I don't know.
03:44Go and have a look.
03:47Ah!
03:48HE GIGGLES
03:50Wait, no!
03:52Is it safe?
03:54What if I change history by stepping on a butterfly or something?
03:57Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
03:58You step on butterflies, you literally have to be like...
04:01Wait, come here, butterfly!
04:03Come here, rabbits!
04:04HE GIGGLES
04:10Oh, my God.
04:12That...
04:15That's so beautiful.
04:18A TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
04:24So, we've moved location as well.
04:26HE CHUCKLES
04:28This will be North America.
04:31HE GASPS
04:33One day, this is Wyoming.
04:34HE GASPS
04:36A little town called Green River.
04:43Oh!
04:45What's wrong?
04:47Did I do something wrong?
04:49Because I'm Rubathon Blue of the 57th Hemisphere Hatchlings
04:52and I do not do wrong things, Doctor.
04:54But... If you have made an incorrect accusation,
04:56I will have to kill you.
04:57No, no, no.
04:59Just wait. Wait a minute.
05:03What are you doing? Nothing, just...
05:18Am I missing something?
05:20No.
05:22Let's try that again.
05:24OK.
05:25HE CHUCKLES
05:26Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:31OK.
05:33Er, controls are new.
05:35Completely forgot.
05:37The butterfly compensation switch.
05:40Good. Right. Yes.
05:42Let's go forward. Give me a number, give me a yeah.
05:44Um, two. Two.
05:46One. Five. Five.
05:47Oh, no.
05:48Oh. Oh.
05:50Five. Six.
05:51Six! Oh!
05:52Five numbers! I don't like it!
05:54Oh!
06:11We're indoors.
06:14We got through walls.
06:17Aha! Is that like a, er, mat transport, or like in Star Trek?
06:21Ha-ha-ha!
06:22We got to visit them one day.
06:24Heh.
06:25Hey, but you said the TARDIS was like a chameleon.
06:29But it still looks like a police boat.
06:31Oh, it's, er, it's broken.
06:32Most of the universe is not convinced.
06:34OK.
06:35Go, go, go, go, go.
06:36Oh, it stinks.
06:37THUNDER RUMBLES
06:39THUNDER RUMBLES
06:44Something is wrong with this place.
06:47It is a space station.
06:48An ancient overlord.
06:50Oh!
06:51No, you made it worse.
06:52THUNDER RUMBLES
06:55No, that is worse.
07:01Is that a monster?
07:03No. No, don't be silly.
07:05Rivet, it's not such a thing as monsters. It's just...
07:08It's creatures you haven't met yet.
07:12Hi there.
07:13THUNDER RUMBLES
07:14Run, run!
07:16THUNDER RUMBLES
07:20Run, run, run!
07:22SCREECHING
07:24Go, go!
07:26In here, in here, in here, in here!
07:28SCREAMING
07:31RIVET WEEPS
07:33Oh, God.
07:40The question is, why did I run?
07:44Because it was scary.
07:45It was new.
07:47I love meeting new things, so why did it give me the shivers?
07:52I couldn't run fast enough. I was like, whoosh!
07:54Well, it would help if we knew where we were.
07:57Yet again, push the button.
08:04Oh!
08:09Oh, we're on a baby form!
08:12Oh, a part of the Genesis machine.
08:15What is it with you and babies?
08:18I was going to say the same thing to you.
08:20We've gone from baby to baby.
08:22I'm not saying things are connected, and yet, things connect.
08:26Well, I'm the one looking for my parents,
08:29and you've got to time the space machine.
08:32So, this place grows babies.
08:35What for? Food?
08:37Food? What? What?
08:39Food. They're not tomatoes.
08:41Well, excuse me, there's a big, ugly thing downstairs.
08:43Baby farms boost the population.
08:45Sometimes a worm goes sterile, or, I don't know,
08:47goes mad and bans kissing.
08:49So these babies are human, yeah?
08:52Yeah, growing for a colony world.
08:54And a colony world is not Earth.
08:57Hey, OK.
08:58One last time.
09:00Push the button.
09:17We made it.
09:19The human race, we survived.
09:24We went to the stars.
09:26We're going.
09:30And ten minutes ago, Doctor,
09:33just ten minutes ago, you said genocide.
09:39Your people are gone.
09:41Yeah.
09:45How do you keep going?
09:46For days like this, Ruby Sunday.
09:51I don't have a people, I don't have a home.
09:54But I don't have a job, either.
09:57I don't have a boss, or taxes, or rent, or bills to pay.
10:01I don't have a purpose, or a cause, or a mission,
10:04but I have freedom.
10:09And so I keep moving on,
10:11to see the next thing, and the next, and the next.
10:17And sometimes,
10:19it looks even better through your eyes.
10:22It looks even better through your eyes.
10:27So where's this then?
10:33Planet Pacifico del Rio.
10:35Oh, that's in English.
10:37They speak English here, English exists.
10:39No, no, no, humans all speak one language by this point,
10:41a bit like Cantonese.
10:43This is what it really looks like,
10:45but the TARDIS translates, it's got a perception filter,
10:47so it helps you fit into every time and place.
10:52Right, and my mum, she's long gone now.
10:56Can I see your phone?
10:58Yes.
11:02So, my sonic screwdriver can make the distance
11:04between you and Earth 19,000 years, or...
11:10One phone call.
11:13What?
11:14Carla, phone her.
11:15But...
11:16Your mum, Ruby, call your mum.
11:23Well, what is it now?
11:25Mum?
11:26Yes, mum, obviously.
11:28You just ran out the door ten seconds ago,
11:30why are you phoning me?
11:31You went like the wind, where are you going?
11:33Yeah, yes, I will, I'll catch up with you in a minute.
11:36I love you, I love you, Merry Christmas.
11:38That was my mum, on Christmas Eve, on my birthday,
11:42ten minutes ago, that's the best signal ever,
11:44how much did that cost?
11:45I want to know what the hell is wrong with this place.
11:49Do you see?
11:51It's calm up here, but underneath, it is seething,
11:54just like downstairs with that creature.
11:56It's got to be a crew, or a captain, she's...
11:59This is Ella, called Walter Umberto Six.
12:02I keep getting these temperature fluctuations.
12:04I've opened up safety valves, 10 to 16.
12:07Try cross-matching the CO2 exchange,
12:09but until we get that pressure down, I can't.
12:14Hi.
12:16Hi.
12:19You all right?
12:20But, you, why?
12:23We've been waiting for an awfully long time.
12:27Mummy, Daddy.
12:29Oh, no. No, darling, we're not...
12:31Boys, boys, I've got to tell everybody.
12:34Mummy and Daddy...
12:36A baby farm, run by babies.
12:39Ha-ha-ha! Space babies!
12:41Ha-ha-ha!
12:52What's the hit?
12:53They came, but what?
12:55Mummy and Daddy are here.
12:57MUMMY AND DADDY
12:58MUMMY AND DADDY
12:59MUMMY AND DADDY
13:00MUMMY AND DADDY
13:01MUMMY AND DADDY
13:02MUMMY AND DADDY
13:03MUMMY AND DADDY
13:04Quick, quick!
13:10Hello, space babies.
13:13Hello, Daddy.
13:14Hi, Daddy.
13:15Hello, Daddy.
13:16Oh.
13:18Everyone back to work.
13:19Show Mummy and Daddy what a good job we've been doing.
13:22Make them proud.
13:28My job is to keep the pipes clean.
13:30I'm proud of the pipes.
13:31And I keep the oxygen nice and cool.
13:34We need oxygen to breathe.
13:36And I pull this string and that string.
13:38I'm not sure what they do, but I pull them very hard.
13:42And I made this for you.
13:43It's a little flower.
13:52I'm Captain Poppy, and I kept the station running for Mummy and Daddy
13:57because we knew he'd come back for us one day.
14:00We waited.
14:02Right.
14:03You're not supposed to be running this clip.
14:05This isn't Baby World.
14:06Huh?
14:07You got left behind when the adults...
14:10The moose?
14:11We took over.
14:12We were very brave.
14:14Right.
14:16That's great.
14:17That's...
14:18Oh, that's good.
14:19That's amazing.
14:20You've done a really great job.
14:22I'm sorry, Poppy.
14:23I'm so sorry.
14:24But we are not your Mummy and Daddy.
14:26I wish we were.
14:28But we're not.
14:29But we're not.
14:30They left us.
14:31Where did they go?
14:33I don't know, darling.
14:35But...
14:37I'm Ruby.
14:38And this...
14:40This is the Doctor.
14:43And we're your friends.
14:46Yeah, I got you.
14:47I got you.
14:48I got you.
14:49I got you.
14:50Mummy!
14:51Mummy!
14:52Mummy!
14:53Mummy!
14:54Mummy!
14:55Mummy!
14:56Mummy!
14:57Captain Poppy, when was the last time that you had a hug?
15:00Never.
15:02Oh, baby, it's okay.
15:04Come here.
15:05It's okay.
15:06It's okay, it's okay.
15:07Shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:08No, never had a hug.
15:09Come on, you can have another hug.
15:11Shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:28Did I get things wrong, Doctor?
15:32Well...
15:34According to this, the crew went home.
15:36They abandoned ship and they left you guys behind.
15:39I don't know why, but they left the growth machine running.
15:43So you lot grew up, but you stayed the same size.
15:46Baby-sized.
15:47Space babies.
15:48But are we wrong?
15:51What do you mean?
15:52We're not meant to be like this.
15:54Did we grow up wrong?
15:57Oh, Poppy.
15:59Oh, Popsicle.
16:02Look at me, look at me.
16:04Nobody grows up wrong.
16:08You are what you are, and that is magnificent.
16:12But Mummy and Daddy left us.
16:14That's okay.
16:15Mine did too.
16:17What happened?
16:18Well, I was found.
16:19Hooray!
16:21Well, little baby me was left alone in the middle of outer space.
16:27And guess who took me in?
16:28I don't know.
16:29The Time Lords.
16:32Can you say it like me?
16:33Time Lords.
16:34That's it.
16:35But, but, but, but, but the point is,
16:37is that it doesn't matter where I come from,
16:39because I am absolutely lovely.
16:42Aren't I?
16:45That wasn't rhetorical, Pops.
16:47Yes, you are.
16:48Don't you want to know my secret?
16:52There's no one like me in the whole wide universe.
16:56No one like me exists.
16:57And that's true of everyone.
17:00It's not a problem, Captain Pops.
17:03It's a superpower.
17:05High five.
17:07So, you're Eric.
17:09And you're Tasha.
17:11And Reuben.
17:13And then there's Saltine and Boo.
17:16I love you, Reuben.
17:17Oh, I love you too, Eric.
17:20But how do you manage all on your own?
17:24We've got Nanny.
17:25Say hello, Nanny.
17:26Good afternoon, children.
17:28And welcome to our new visitors.
17:30Oh, Nanomatrix Electroform.
17:32Nanny.
17:33Right.
17:34Hi, Nanny.
17:35I'm the doctor and this is Ruby.
17:37We have visitors, children.
17:39Noses must be blown.
17:42Activate nose blow.
17:47One, two, three, and...
17:54Blow.
18:02Well done, children.
18:03And now, children, back to work.
18:06Nappies are changed at 1800 hours.
18:09Oh, can't wait to see that.
18:10Right.
18:11So, it's you lot.
18:13It's Nanny and downstairs.
18:17Is that your pet dog?
18:21That's not a doggo.
18:23What is it then, Eric?
18:25The bogeyman.
18:33You don't like the bogeyman.
18:35No, no, no.
18:36I did not mean to scare you.
18:38There is no such thing as the bogeyman.
18:41That thing was more sort of like a...
18:45Bogeyman.
18:46No, stop it.
18:47No, no, no, stop it.
18:48Nanny, tell him there is no such thing as the bogeyman.
18:51Nanny is scared of the bogeyman.
18:54Then what is the bogeyman doing down there and why is it so scary?
19:04Okay.
19:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ladies.
19:07Space babies.
19:09Oh, baby.
19:20Right.
19:21Nanny.
19:22These babies are trying their best.
19:24Space babies.
19:25But this station is in trouble.
19:27You have got a build-up of pressure on hull 3B.
19:29And something is ramping up down where the bogeyman is.
19:32And if that continues, baby boom.
19:34Baby boom.
19:35Portal 357.
19:37Okay, what's that?
19:38Access portal 357.
19:40That's on this floor.
19:41What is it?
19:42Access portal 357.
19:45Yeah, it is just a storage unit.
19:47What would I need to go there for?
19:48Oh, for God's sakes.
19:49357, come on.
19:55Where do you think you're going?
19:57Portal 357.
19:59Right, great.
20:00Okay, come in.
20:02So, is this what you do, Doctor?
20:04I mean, in life?
20:05You help?
20:06That's like your purpose?
20:08No, no.
20:09I'm just helping babies.
20:10Space babies.
20:11Listen to my hearts.
20:13Two hearts.
20:14Plural.
20:16Okay, two hearts.
20:17But what if helping the babies takes six weeks or ten years?
20:21Because my mum's still waiting for me.
20:24Back home on your birthday.
20:27It's strange, your life.
20:29You were abandoned like this long.
20:31If things connect, then you are connecting like crazy.
20:37You don't know anything about your birth mother or your father.
20:41They didn't leave a note or a scrap of paper?
20:44Nothing.
20:45I was just left.
20:48By the church?
20:50In the snow.
20:51Ruby wrote.
21:01Doctor?
21:04What?
21:07It's snowing.
21:12Okay, what just happened?
21:13I said snow.
21:14And we've got snowflakes.
21:16It's snowing.
21:20Okay, what just happened?
21:24I said snow, and we've got snowflakes.
21:32It's like a memory just came through here.
21:36From the day that you were born.
21:40How is this the sort of thing that happens with time travel?
21:44I have been to the ends of time and back, and I have never seen anything like this before.
21:50And what does it mean?
21:54I don't know.
21:58Oh, I thought my birth was crazy.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:06I wonder who she is.
22:12My mother.
22:14The memory changed.
22:16She was pointing at me.
22:18I said, portal 357.
22:20Don't just stand there yapping, you pair of idiots.
22:22Get inside.
22:24Who's she?
22:26Nanny.
22:28Oh.
22:30This is Captain Rico Trieste signing off duty for Baby Station Beta.
22:34Pacifico date 56-56-22.
22:38For the record, I'm signing off under protest and wish to condemn this course of action.
22:42Chief Engineer Lucego Rosato signing off 56-56-22.
22:46And I'd like to say for the record, the company's actions are appalling.
22:50I will be launching an appeal against this as soon as we're home.
22:54Oh.
22:56This is comms officer Gina Scalzi signing off 56-56-22.
23:02So the crew went home and left the babies behind? Space babies?
23:06It's the recession. The government closed the Baby Station to save money, but the law says it's illegal to stop the birth machine.
23:12How did you arrive?
23:18Have you got a way out of here?
23:20I've got a ship, yeah.
23:22What is your name? Sorry, Nanny.
23:24Oh. Jocelyn.
23:26Jocelyn Sancerre. I was the on-site accountant. I don't know how this place works.
23:30Jocelyn, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:32This, this can help.
23:34If you leave this to sync up,
23:36that should recalibrate the whole shebang.
23:42Wanna swap?
23:44Anger. So the planet down below
23:48will refuse to stop the babies being born.
23:51But once they're born, they don't look after them.
23:54This is a very strange planet.
23:57It's not that strange.
23:59But you stayed behind.
24:01I couldn't leave them.
24:03I tried with this place, but I'm not an engineer.
24:06The machine went out of sync. I patched it back.
24:09Then the education software ran out of control. It's a mess.
24:13And I've been all on my own, watching the kids for six years.
24:17I don't understand. They are gorgeous. Why would you hide?
24:23Because I don't want to see them die.
24:30And I don't want them to see me die.
24:35Because that's how that is.
24:38This is a closed station.
24:41There's only so much air. There's only so much food.
24:48The last thing I'll do is give them the air out for Portal 357.
24:53But then...
24:55Then you came along.
24:57Can't you fly somewhere else?
25:01What do you mean, fly?
25:03Space station. Stationary.
25:05No engines. This great big thing can't move.
25:08It's just stuck in orbit, which is a shame,
25:11because this is a nice little system.
25:15The fifth planet out, Mondukaroon?
25:17That's the Dubarry-Duplessis world.
25:19Oh, that's good. Dubarry-Duplessis is a star-wide organisation.
25:23It means they can take in lots of refugees.
25:25Oh, well, can't we call them for help?
25:27They don't go fetch refugees.
25:30That's the fate of every refugee in the universe.
25:33You physically have to turn up on someone else's shore.
25:37And we can't move.
25:39But now you have a ship. Plenty of room. It's called the TARDIS.
25:42The trouble is, between us and the ship is the bogeyman.
25:49What is that thing?
25:51You don't know!
25:53It's nothing to do with me. It's not part of the manifest.
25:56It's not like anything I've ever seen.
25:58Don't annoy me.
26:01But it reminds me of something. What is it?
26:04And what is its skin made of? And why...
26:08Was I so scared?
26:10Why were you so scared? Because it's terrifying.
26:12Yeah, but I've met a million ugly bugs. I'm an ugly bug.
26:15That thing made me run. I just wonder why.
26:21Okay. Thing is, this place is completely mad.
26:26But it sort of makes sense.
26:28Because you've got babies. You've got a nanny.
26:31And you've got the bogeyman.
26:33You've literally got a monster living down below.
26:37It's a children's story.
26:39Come to life.
26:42And every story has its hero.
26:49That's Eric. Is this Eric?
26:51Eric, get out of there.
26:53Eric, please vacate this area.
26:55We saw how it works.
26:57Nanny filter. Eric, get out now.
27:00Eric will leave immediately.
27:02No, nanny. I'm being brave.
27:06Eric, for God's sake, run.
27:09Eric, invoking the deity. Accelerate her emulation.
27:13I'm doing it for the movie's sake.
27:15All right. I love movies.
27:17She said there's no such thing as the bogeyman.
27:20So I'm going to find the naughty dog and tell him off.
27:29But I'm so scared.
27:31But I'm so scared.
27:35Oh, my God. It's my fault.
27:43Eric, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
27:47Oh, my God.
28:01Nanny, where's the bogeyman?
28:03It's about 400 meters northwest of you.
28:05Still no sign of Eric.
28:07We've got to get a proper fix.
28:09I told you, these systems are a crock of waste products.
28:12Mind your language, nanny.
28:14Okay, doctor, if we make a ton of noise,
28:17then the bogeyman will come for us and leave Eric alone, yes?
28:20Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
28:23Bogeyman!
28:25Bogeyman!
28:27Bogeyman! Bogeyman!
28:32It's moving. It's heard you.
28:36Okay, nice plan, but what now?
28:38I think...
28:41If I was very, very little,
28:43and I knew the bogeyman was coming...
28:47I would need to change my nappy.
28:50Cos I can detect...
28:52Space baby!
28:55Oh, Eric!
28:57We got you. We got you. We got you.
28:59Shh, shh, shh.
29:01I know. I know.
29:03I'm not west. I'm at east.
29:10Shh. Shh.
29:13It's all right. It's all right.
29:24It's all right.
29:33It's okay. It's okay.
29:37All right.
29:40I can't touch the one illegitimate person.
30:08Go!
30:10It's a dead end!
30:12It's okay, it's okay.
30:19Babies to the rescue!
30:27Spice babies!
30:30Babies? With a blade thrower?
30:33Babies, babies, babies!
30:34This is funny! This is so great!
30:38Spice babies, you need to go, okay? Get out of here!
30:48Okay, let's get you in there, come on.
30:50Let's get you in there.
30:53Nanny, tell them what to do.
30:55Children will return to the upper levels or have no expletive damage.
31:00Oh my God!
31:04Okay, you go with them, I've got to stay here.
31:07Not just for the TARDIS, but...
31:10I've got to find out what that thing is.
31:11If that's you telling me to leave you on your own, then...
31:17Doctor!
31:20Come on!
31:31So how did this begin, Jocelyn?
31:34First I knew, six years ago.
31:37It was like a rattling in the pipes.
31:41Then the howling began.
31:43By the time I got the cameras working, there it was.
31:48The bogeyman.
31:51I don't know how it even exists.
31:54And that was six years ago.
31:56And that was six years ago.
32:00That's the same time the babies were born.
32:04It's leaving.
32:08Some sort of spore?
32:12Man, that's a good word. Spore.
32:14What the bleep bleep is that?
32:16Oh, Jocelyn, turn the filter off.
32:19What is that stuff?
32:20If I could get this to your machine, it could analyse it.
32:23The machine's got a vent in the basement.
32:25Follow the corridor. Left, straight ahead, left again.
32:30Into the valley of the beast?
32:34Yeah, this stuff is slippy, Rubes. Be careful.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, this is disgusting! Don't call me Rubes!
32:50Are we almost there, Joss?
32:55This gunk stuff is sealing the whole place off.
33:00Oh, but never mind, because...
33:04We are right under the path of the Genesis machine.
33:07This makes sense to this thing.
33:11According to the machine...
33:14Oh.
33:16What?
33:17It has been right in front of us.
33:19We've been saying it all along. It's all one machine.
33:22One up above and one down below.
33:24The one up above grew the babies, the one down below...
33:27It grew the bogeyman. Yes! I said this, I told you so.
33:29Six years ago, the machine is mother and father to the babies
33:32and mother and father to the bogeyman.
33:34And why? Because Jocelyn said that the educational software
33:36ran out of control and then you said...
33:38I said it's like a story. The teaching software, it told a story.
33:41It invented the bogeyman. For the babies.
33:43Space babies. Oh, the machine is literally like a computer.
33:46It literally said babies need fiction, they need stories,
33:50they need monsters. Yes, that is why I'm so scared.
33:53It's all deliberate. It's infrasound.
33:55The bogeyman is roaring at 17 hertz.
33:57That's the exact pitch designed to make you scared.
34:00It's scary because it's meant to be.
34:02The machine made it tall and big and noisy and it built it out of...
34:13Oh.
34:18What?
34:19Oh, Ruby.
34:21What? Oh, man.
34:24Tell me what it is. I can't. Doctor.
34:26Ruby, I have travelled the universe and back and seen many, many things.
34:30Nothing is as bad as this.
34:35A bogeyman is made out of what?
34:37I don't know.
34:40The machine is literal and the name is bogeyman.
34:44So? Oh, babes.
34:46Space babes, you saw it. The nose blowing.
34:53The machine was literal and so it grew the bogeyman out of bogeys.
34:59What? All of this is bogeys.
35:02No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
35:04No wonder it was shedding its skin.
35:07Doesn't everyone? No, no, no, no.
35:09It's not. It's not.
35:11Oh, Ruby, it is a living sneeze.
35:14What is it? I know.
35:17Oh, my God.
35:20This is the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.
35:25Don't laugh.
35:26Oh, we've seen the universe, Max.
35:28Oh, yeah, I just made it up. Trust not.
35:30Ruby Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
35:33That is so funny.
35:37Bogeyman.
35:38Oh, my God.
35:39Oh, my God.
35:40Oh, my God.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:46Don't worry. It's me. Turn right.
35:51It's your device.
35:53It's calibrated. It's brilliant.
35:56Got control at last.
35:58Now, trust me. Turn right.
36:01There's a little way to the lake.
36:03Going.
36:05Coming up. Coming up. Coming up. Coming up.
36:07It's catching up.
36:09Coming.
36:10Coming.
36:14Yeah, thanks for using us as bait.
36:16Just next time, ask.
36:18Oh, wait until we tell you what I think is made up.
36:21You can tell me later, once I've got rid of it.
36:29I will protect my children and blast that thing to space.
36:35That's an airlock.
36:50It is one of the Trojan Jocelyns!
36:54She's got a stomach.
36:56Jocelyn! Jocelyn!
36:59Oxygen filled at 10%
37:02Oxygen filled at 10%
37:05Okay, okay, okay. We haven't got time.
37:07Stop, Jocelyn, yeah?
37:09Left, second right, next leg, you'll get to the lift.
37:12What about you?
37:13Left, second right, next leg.
37:14Right, okay.
37:18Oxygen filled at 9%
37:21You're hurting him.
37:23Stop it, Nanny. Stop it!
37:26No!
37:34I am the last of the Time Lords.
37:39How do you keep going?
37:40For days like this.
37:43I'm the only one of me in the whole wide universe.
37:49No one else like me exists.
37:52And that is true of everyone.
37:56The only one of his kind.
37:59Oxygen filled at 7%
38:07Oxygen filled at 6%
38:13Oxygen filled at 5%
38:23Oxygen filled at 4%
38:32Oxygen filled at 3%
38:36Oxygen filled at 4%
38:49Oxygen filled at 2%
38:52Venting, reverse.
38:54Venting, reverse.
39:01No!
39:02That's what you do, Jocelyn!
39:04You save them all!
39:06Oxygen filled at 1%
39:12You save them all!
39:16No!
39:25No!
39:34Attention!
39:35Calling Captain Poppy.
39:37Calling all crew, especially you, Eric.
39:40Plus Ruby, Jocelyn, Sancerre.
39:42Nanny was really naughty.
39:44I know, and I'm so sorry.
39:46All of you.
39:50I was just...
39:52on my own.
39:54For such a very long time.
39:57We still love you, Nanny.
39:59Yeah!
40:03Your favourite monster...
40:05is fine.
40:08No, no, no, no, no!
40:19But listen, listen, babies.
40:21Space babies!
40:22Your world is over here.
40:27The world of Mondo Crew.
40:30But...
40:31but you can't get there.
40:33Got no engines.
40:35Except...
40:36turns out that build-up of pressure in hull 3B...
40:39is from you!
40:43Because the system went wrong,
40:44and that's where it stacked up all your nappies.
40:47No wonder it was stinking down there.
40:49For six years, a great pile of...
40:51Nanny filter.
40:52Fizzle!
40:54A zillion metric tons of methane, babies.
40:57Space babies!
40:59But I...
41:00I'm gonna let it rip!
41:05No!
41:11Oh, set sail for your new home.
41:13Baby world!
41:17Yeah.
41:18Are you happy now, Eric?
41:20Very, very happy.
41:22I love you, Ruby.
41:33So it was a normal day for you then?
41:34No, no.
41:36That was extra special nuts.
41:40And you, Ruby Sunday...
41:44Get this.
41:46Your very own TARDIS key.
41:48What for?
41:52I have the whole universe at my fingertips.
41:58And I'm all on my own.
42:01So I'd love it...
42:03if you came with me.
42:07To what? Just...
42:09travel?
42:11No job.
42:12No boss.
42:14Just fun.
42:16We did almost die.
42:18Yes, but we lived so much, too.
42:20Yes, we did.
42:21Yes, we did. Yes.
42:23Yes, we did.
42:26Yeah, we did, we did.
42:28We did. We did.
42:31Yes.
42:32Yes.
42:33Yes.
42:34Yes.
42:35Yes!
42:36Yes!
42:37Ruby Sunday!
42:39Come on in, follow me.
42:40Oh, come on.
42:46Right, mate, let me tell you where we're gonna go.
42:51Except...
42:52Oh, terms and conditions.
42:59There is one thing
43:01that I can never do, Ruby.
43:05And that's take you to that church
43:07on Ruby Road
43:09that Christmas.
43:13Absolutely never.
43:18But you've got a time machine.
43:20If you change one thing,
43:22a single snowflake,
43:24that could change your birth mother's story,
43:26and then you would never meet me.
43:28None of this would ever happen.
43:30And we would fall into the deepest,
43:33darkest paradox, Ruby.
43:35Trust me.
43:37I think that snow is a warning.
43:41I can't.
43:43And I won't.
43:50Well, that's a pity.
43:53Because I disagree.
43:56And if you let me finish,
43:59we are gonna go see my mum
44:01at Christmas.
44:03Right now.
44:05Come on.
44:08And Ruby phoned.
44:09She said, I love you, and ran off.
44:11No word from her since.
44:13What sort of Christmas is this?
44:15It all started with this man.
44:17He called himself the Doctor.
44:21Hold on.
44:23What's that noise?
44:37Hiya, Mummy.
44:39What are you doing?
44:41And what the hell is that?
44:42What's it done to my kitchen?
44:44Hey, come and say hello.
44:46Yes, coming.
44:47Tell your mum not to slap me.
44:53Yes.
44:54Now, the people from my world,
44:56they use titles.
44:58Like the Bishop, the Pedant,
45:00the Sagishi.
45:02My name was...
45:23Oh!
45:24Abbey Road Studios!
45:26Everything's going dark.
45:28If music is gone, that means everything is changing.
45:30That's what Nicky said.
45:31He said, my legions are coming.
45:34I can't fight this thing.
45:52I can't fight this thing.
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