踊る！さんま御殿!! 秋のさんま御殿3時間SP Part2 2024年10月15日
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Miss universe
00:01:00He was on a TV show, and he said,
00:01:03This kid is funny. I'm sure he'll make it big on TV.
00:01:07That's the only thing I didn't expect.
00:01:10Wow.
00:01:12That's a lot of memory.
00:01:14That's amazing.
00:01:16You've forgotten everything.
00:01:18No, I haven't.
00:01:24Shigeki-kun, good job at the Olympics.
00:01:30What do you think of the competition?
00:01:35I don't complain as long as I'm challenging.
00:01:39That's sportsmanship.
00:01:41But you didn't lose.
00:01:43That's right.
00:01:45I've heard a lot of people want me to do it.
00:01:48I think the possibility is close to zero, but I'm looking forward to it.
00:01:52It's zero.
00:01:54I can't do that.
00:01:56Then ask me to do it.
00:01:58No, thank you.
00:02:00I can't do it.
00:02:02There's no power in America.
00:02:04There's no power in Osaka, either.
00:02:09Even though it's the same Osaka, he's trying to show off his love for his hometown.
00:02:14What am I doing with the editing?
00:02:17Is that where you're making the Kansai dialect look bad?
00:02:22And the Kansai dialect battle is heating up.
00:02:26I've never wanted to eat okonomiyaki.
00:02:30I won't forgive you for the yakisoba you ate when you were in Hiroshima.
00:02:34Let's start with this theme.
00:02:37I want to tell the whole country about my hometown.
00:02:41I want to tell the whole country about my hometown.
00:02:48Congratulations on your coming-of-age ceremony.
00:02:50The coming-of-age ceremony.
00:02:52My speech was too long.
00:02:55My speech was too long, too.
00:02:57I don't need this souvenir.
00:03:01I want this.
00:03:03Where do you use it?
00:03:05I want this.
00:03:08Really?
00:03:09That's great.
00:03:10The souvenir he got was a mobile battery.
00:03:15Mr. Hamakomama from Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture.
00:03:18He wants to tell the whole country about his hometown.
00:03:22Thank you for your hard work.
00:03:24I'm Sato. I was assigned today.
00:03:27Nice to meet you.
00:03:29Nice to meet you, too.
00:03:30Where are you from?
00:03:31I'm from Yokohama.
00:03:32Me, too.
00:03:33The citizens of Yokohama are...
00:03:36Yokohama is the birthplace of my country.
00:03:41The sun rises in the morning.
00:03:45Yokohama is the birthplace of my country.
00:03:50He wants to tell the whole country about his hometown.
00:03:55Let's start with Goto.
00:03:57I'm from Osaka.
00:03:59I want to tell the whole country about my hometown.
00:04:05Osaka?
00:04:07Osaka is the birthplace of all the cities in Japan.
00:04:11For example, USJ, Oneda, Nanba, Kinsaibashi, Kita, Minami.
00:04:18All the cities in the world are named after Osaka.
00:04:25All the cities are named after Osaka.
00:04:29We agree with you.
00:04:32We don't know
00:04:34Why do you to Osaka? She knew I put a man that's not cut it nice. You know, it's a boy. I'm a king
00:04:44Yes, I'm a hot about the room now
00:04:46I'm up to my book with you. I'll go to school. I'm dead. Oh, you know, I'm not
00:04:49They are to come with a key to the morning. I'm sorry. Oh, it's a gamma. There's something that's
00:04:54So
00:05:25I see
00:05:36Osaka didn't end I knew it was a hangar. I do not come in
00:05:43Yes, Osaka, Nanyan, miss
00:05:45Yes, Osaka. Wow, how does a lot of visual money?
00:05:48I said I don't know no kidding. I'm sorry. What do you know now?
00:05:54Shiba, yo, Taro, Toka
00:05:56Kiko
00:06:00Soran, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it
00:06:07Do you have a key?
00:06:10Osaka
00:06:11Only my side hook none day. I'm gonna kill it on this
00:06:17Kyoto Sinai more Osaka Sinai more money. You put the cat in there. It's our
00:06:20Oh
00:06:27Osaka they will also have been one in oil. I don't know I don't know I'm going to answer you
00:06:31They have not I got a Toyota car, not gonna kill Toyota
00:06:35Yeah, the motor not got a ten kinds of oil. There come side into your car. I'm gonna come side. I'm gonna yoi yoi
00:06:41You do good boy. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna do not got demotion. I'll take you to the political
00:06:46Oh
00:07:16I
00:07:46Know
00:08:16So
00:08:46And it should be a tourist inspiration.
00:08:49The mayor of Kunai-cho has a huge grudge.
00:08:52He wants the school to be more quiet.
00:08:55And he wants the school to be more quiet.
00:08:58When Ichiro Matsui was the mayor of Osaka,
00:09:01he wanted the school to be a tourist inspiration.
00:09:03He wanted the school to be a tourist inspiration.
00:09:06But the mayor of Kunai-cho was so angry.
00:09:09I don't get it.
00:09:11You don't get it?
00:09:13I really don't get it.
00:09:15I don't get how you feel.
00:09:17You just want to look pretty.
00:09:19Is that all you want to show off?
00:09:21No, no, no.
00:09:23Like I said before,
00:09:25I can go to Namba in 20 minutes.
00:09:27For me,
00:09:29Sakae City is like
00:09:31Yoyogi Park in Tokyo.
00:09:33No, no, no.
00:09:35Yes, yes.
00:09:37You're exaggerating.
00:09:39Don't get me wrong.
00:09:41It's not like that.
00:09:43It's not like Yoyogi Park.
00:09:45There's greenery, too.
00:09:47If you go to Yoyogi Park,
00:09:49it's a field.
00:09:51It's a field.
00:09:53There's a lot of places for kids to go.
00:09:55What do you have in Sakae City?
00:09:57Do you know Harvest Hill?
00:09:59What?
00:10:01The flowers are beautiful
00:10:03in that season.
00:10:05No.
00:10:07Harvest Hill.
00:10:09What kind of animals are there?
00:10:11Cattle, horses,
00:10:13sheep, rabbits.
00:10:15Are you saying it's a picture?
00:10:23There's an unusual animal in Ikeda City.
00:10:25What is it?
00:10:27There's a wombat.
00:10:29In a zoo?
00:10:31Yes, a wombat.
00:10:33There's a Satsukiyama Zoo in Ikeda City.
00:10:35It's the second smallest animal
00:10:37in Japan.
00:10:39No, no, no.
00:10:41It's the second smallest.
00:10:43Where's the first one?
00:10:45On Ikeda City's website,
00:10:47it's emphasized as the second smallest.
00:10:49That's right.
00:10:51Why is it so small?
00:10:53I don't know.
00:10:55It's the second smallest and it's free.
00:10:57It doesn't cost money.
00:10:59Is it a city?
00:11:01It's a city.
00:11:03You can see a wombat for free?
00:11:05You can see that wombat for free.
00:11:07I don't know.
00:11:09I don't know.
00:11:11What did Ikeda do before the wombat?
00:11:13I'm sure you all know this.
00:11:15Instant ramen.
00:11:17That's right.
00:11:19Chicken ramen.
00:11:21Ikeda?
00:11:23The birthplace of it.
00:11:25It's a new food.
00:11:27There's a cup noodle museum in Ikeda City.
00:11:29That's right.
00:11:31I went to see the factory.
00:11:33Was that Ikeda?
00:11:35There's a museum there.
00:11:37Kansai people like Nissin.
00:11:39That's right.
00:11:41For example, in Tokyo,
00:11:43there's a red fox and a green raccoon.
00:11:45In Kansai,
00:11:47there's a donbe.
00:11:49In Japan,
00:11:51there's a lot of yakisoba.
00:11:53In Kansai,
00:11:55there's a UFO.
00:11:57I didn't know that.
00:11:59Nissin's knees are big.
00:12:01There's a lot of Nissin.
00:12:03There's a lot of Nissin.
00:12:05When I was in elementary school,
00:12:07on Saturdays,
00:12:09I would eat a UFO.
00:12:11Now,
00:12:13I can't cut the noodles.
00:12:15I would stand up and cut the noodles.
00:12:17If I shake it,
00:12:19the noodles would come out.
00:12:21That's how it is in Kansai.
00:12:23It's deep.
00:12:25I would hold it in my hand
00:12:27and cut it.
00:12:29I understand.
00:12:31I would throw it away
00:12:33and the noodles would come out.
00:12:35I understand.
00:12:37That's how it is in Kansai.
00:12:39Let me tell you a story.
00:12:41Chicken ramen was born.
00:12:43I was born with chicken ramen.
00:12:45You were born with chicken ramen?
00:12:47No, no, no.
00:12:49That's a bad way to say it.
00:12:51You were born with chicken ramen?
00:12:53No, no, no.
00:12:55You were born with chicken ramen?
00:13:01Yu-chan, please.
00:13:03In Osaka,
00:13:05Higashi Osaka is changing the world.
00:13:07Higashi Osaka is changing the world.
00:13:09Higashi Osaka is famous for
00:13:11the famous screw and bottle
00:13:13in the town of Machikoba.
00:13:15The president of a screw factory in Nakagawa.
00:13:17The base of Univer is
00:13:19full of bottles and screws.
00:13:21All of them.
00:13:29Don't explain it to me.
00:13:31It's a different story.
00:13:35It's in the Harry Potter area.
00:13:37In the Harry Potter area,
00:13:39there are a lot of
00:13:41bottles and screws.
00:13:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:45It's not a screw, it's a bolt.
00:13:47It's the same as a bolt.
00:13:49It's almost the same.
00:13:51Is it big?
00:13:53Yes, it's big.
00:13:55Is Higashi Osaka bigger than other towns?
00:13:57Yes, it's big.
00:13:59Also, Lady Gaga.
00:14:01Higashi Osaka is making Gaga's costume.
00:14:03People in Higashi Osaka
00:14:05have been talking about this for a long time.
00:14:07People in Higashi Osaka have been talking about this for a long time.
00:14:13Actually, it was a long time ago.
00:14:15A long time ago,
00:14:17Lady Gaga gave me a costume
00:14:19and asked me if it was well-made.
00:14:21That's right.
00:14:23There is no KADOMA in that area.
00:14:25KADOMA is also a town of craftsmen.
00:14:27Is that so?
00:14:29There is also a world-famous
00:14:31figure company.
00:14:33It's called SEKAIDO.
00:14:35KAIO-DO.
00:14:37KAIO-DO is different.
00:14:39SEKAIDO is
00:14:41a stationery store.
00:14:43It's in Tokyo.
00:14:45KAIO-DO.
00:14:47Don't you have Ibaraki?
00:14:49It's a figure.
00:14:51It's not something I can't admit.
00:14:53When I came to Tokyo,
00:14:55I thought Ibaraki was amazing.
00:14:57What is it?
00:14:59The garbage incinerator
00:15:01is very high-spec.
00:15:03Most of the garbage
00:15:05is flammable garbage.
00:15:07What are you talking about?
00:15:09I don't know.
00:15:11It's different.
00:15:13What is flammable garbage?
00:15:15Most of the garbage is flammable garbage.
00:15:17Japanese is also strange.
00:15:19Most of the garbage can be burned.
00:15:21Except for flammable garbage.
00:15:23A frying pan
00:15:25can be used as a flammable garbage.
00:15:27A frying pan can be used as a flammable garbage.
00:15:29That's amazing.
00:15:31Isn't it because the citizens are not sloppy?
00:15:33No.
00:15:35Does it depend on the amount of
00:15:37consumption?
00:15:39It seems that it can be used
00:15:41as a flammable garbage.
00:15:43If the combustion temperature is high,
00:15:45it can be burned.
00:15:47Since the combustion temperature is low,
00:15:49dioxide is generated.
00:15:51In Osaka City,
00:15:53there is an incinerator
00:15:55with a very high combustion temperature.
00:15:57You can put it all in,
00:15:59but you can't do it now.
00:16:01It's divided,
00:16:03but you can actually do it.
00:16:05You can put a frying pan in Ibaraki.
00:16:07You can put a frying pan in Ibaraki.
00:16:10That's fine.
00:16:13Never do it.
00:16:15A frying pan is a different kind of flammable garbage.
00:16:23It burns as expected.
00:16:25That's the strongest flammable garbage.
00:16:27It contains very strong gas.
00:16:29We eat the flammable garbage.
00:16:34You can buy saç Bildung
00:16:36for free.
00:16:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:08Wow!
00:17:38It's so annoying!
00:17:44Next is Kadoma City, a commercial town in Panasonic, a global manufacturer located in the northeast of Osaka.
00:17:52Mr. Matsuoka, please.
00:17:53Kadoma has a lot of populated areas.
00:17:57Is that so?
00:17:58It's close, so the neighborhood next to it is very close.
00:18:01The shopping district is amazing.
00:18:03When I was born, my father was away on a business trip.
00:18:06But when I was about to be born,
00:18:08the old man in the Tofu shop in the shopping district came to the hospital with me.
00:18:14He came with me and said,
00:18:15There's no one here!
00:18:17He was kind to let me out.
00:18:20Mome?
00:18:21Mome?
00:18:22Mome?
00:18:23Dog?
00:18:24Mome's way of touching.
00:18:27The baby is soaked in water.
00:18:30Do you want to go home in the future?
00:18:32Yes, I want to go back to Kadoma.
00:18:35I want to go home.
00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:41I'm old.
00:18:42I want to go home.
00:18:46I don't know about the future.
00:18:48I really want to go home.
00:18:49I want to go home.
00:18:50I love Osaka.
00:18:51It's my second year.
00:18:53I see.
00:18:54I want to go home.
00:18:55You don't want to go home, do you?
00:18:56I don't have a place to go home.
00:18:58You don't have a place to go home?
00:18:59Me neither.
00:19:03I don't have a place to go home.
00:19:05Do you want to go home in the future?
00:19:07I really want to go home.
00:19:09There's a lot of greenery.
00:19:12I think it's a good place to live with my family.
00:19:14It's convenient.
00:19:15You can throw anything away.
00:19:17I'll look it up.
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:21But the mayor of Osaka prefecture
00:19:23is doing a lot of child support.
00:19:26Osaka prefecture is free of lunch fees.
00:19:28Osaka prefecture is free of money.
00:19:29Osaka prefecture is free of money?
00:19:30That's right now.
00:19:31The entire Osaka prefecture is a private high school.
00:19:35Private high school is also free.
00:19:37And this year,
00:19:39Osaka is a law university.
00:19:41Law universities are also free.
00:19:45Is that so?
00:19:47It's good for raising children.
00:19:49Even if you go to a boarding school,
00:19:51Osaka prefecture is like that.
00:19:52Elementary school, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th
00:19:56There are also women in boarding schools.
00:19:59There are women in boarding schools?
00:20:0010,000 yen per month.
00:20:03There are women like that.
00:20:05Miyaneya commercial.
00:20:07What is Miyaneya?
00:20:09Miyaneya?
00:20:10Miyaneya.
00:20:11Is this normal Miyaneya?
00:20:13Mr. Kawada is also there.
00:20:14Is this an akashiya?
00:20:16Please give me more.
00:20:18Is it better than other cities?
00:20:19That's right.
00:20:20Oh, that's all.
00:20:23No way.
00:20:25I gave it all.
00:20:27Is it a garbage story?
00:20:29Garbage?
00:20:31Is it a story about burning a frying pan?
00:20:33That's all.
00:20:35That's all.
00:20:37Where is the mask garbage?
00:20:39No way.
00:20:41It will burn.
00:20:43Fujiwara-kun, please.
00:20:45Yes.
00:20:46Ikedashi is doing something that no city has done.
00:20:49That's it.
00:20:51Ikedashi has the first head office.
00:20:54The first car.
00:20:57Moreover, if you give birth to the third child,
00:21:01one light car will be rented for free for three years.
00:21:05No way.
00:21:07Don't do it with Ibaraki.
00:21:10Don't say that.
00:21:12I'm serious.
00:21:14Don't give it up.
00:21:16You can rent it for three years.
00:21:19If you give birth to the third child, one light car will be rented for free for three years.
00:21:23That's interesting.
00:21:25That's amazing.
00:21:27Ikedashi is the only city, isn't it?
00:21:29Yes, it is.
00:21:31It's easy to live in.
00:21:33You can live in Wombat.
00:21:35I don't know about Wombat.
00:21:37I don't know about Wombat.
00:21:39In short, there is a possibility of becoming the first city.
00:21:43Yes, there is.
00:21:45Don't lie.
00:21:47Yes, there is.
00:21:49Don't lie.
00:21:51What will happen to the fourth and fifth child?
00:21:53Will it become a luxury car?
00:21:55No way.
00:21:57Will the car grade change?
00:21:59Yes, it will.
00:22:01Don't lie.
00:22:03Don't say anything random.
00:22:05There are a lot of things to investigate.
00:22:07Yes, it will.
00:22:11There are a lot of children.
00:22:13There are seven children.
00:22:15That's amazing.
00:22:17Two cars.
00:22:19It's a light car.
00:22:21It's the best.
00:22:23Please listen to me.
00:22:25Everyone has grown up.
00:22:27Can I start from the middle?
00:22:29Yes, you can.
00:22:31You have to investigate it.
00:22:35Can the average age of the seven children be 55 years old?
00:22:43You can't get a car at that age.
00:22:47Shigeki-kun, please.
00:22:49Our city has a lot of energy.
00:22:51We have a lot of energy.
00:22:53But as you can see,
00:22:55our city
00:22:57only raises calm people.
00:23:01That's what I came here to say.
00:23:03Mr. Sakuma,
00:23:05you have to make your hair like that.
00:23:09It's true.
00:23:11It's a rule.
00:23:13It's a rule.
00:23:15It's a rule.
00:23:17But the atmosphere is the same.
00:23:19It's soft.
00:23:21When I had my birthday party,
00:23:23I said hello to everyone
00:23:25on the stage.
00:23:27Everyone listened to me.
00:23:29Did they go crazy?
00:23:31Yes.
00:23:33Personally,
00:23:35I think I had
00:23:37the calmest birthday party
00:23:39in the country.
00:23:41You're strict to Sayama.
00:23:43You're strict to Sayama.
00:23:47Do you get angry easily?
00:23:49Yes, I do.
00:23:51Don't you get angry at bad guys?
00:23:53I get angry easily.
00:23:55You get angry?
00:23:59When I saw the graduation album,
00:24:01everyone was dressed up
00:24:03and made fun of me.
00:24:05When I saw the graduation album of Osaka Sayama,
00:24:07everyone was smiling.
00:24:09It's calm.
00:24:11It's calm.
00:24:13Osaka Sayama is happy.
00:24:15Kansai people
00:24:17clapped their hands.
00:24:19It's calm.
00:24:21There is a city like Sayama.
00:24:23There is a city like Sayama.
00:24:25What kind of festival is it?
00:24:27What kind of festival is it?
00:24:29Sayama Ikebatsuri.
00:24:31Sayama Ikebatsuri.
00:24:33Sayama Ikebatsuri.
00:24:35Ikebatsuri?
00:24:37Ikebatsuri.
00:24:39Ikebatsuri.
00:24:41Ikebatsuri.
00:24:43Ikebatsuri.
00:24:45Ikebatsuri.
00:24:47Ikebatsuri.
00:24:49Ikebatsuri.
00:24:51Ikebatsuri.
00:24:53Ikebatsuri.
00:24:55Ikebatsuri.
00:24:57Ikebatsuri.
00:24:59Ikebatsuri.
00:25:01Ikebatsuri.
00:25:03Ikebatsuri.
00:25:05There is a smart ball.
00:25:07It's calm.
00:25:09You don't need goldfish,
00:25:11you can bring only water.
00:25:13There is no such thing.
00:25:15There is no such thing.
00:25:17There is no boat either.
00:25:19There is no boat either.
00:25:21There is no boat either.
00:25:23There is no boat either.
00:25:25There is no boat.
00:25:27There is a boat.
00:25:29I just run around.
00:25:31Why is there no boat?
00:25:33I
00:26:03Can do it
00:26:06I'm in there. I'm gonna hold on to my team. I'm gonna see who you can see
00:26:11It's a look under it. Oh my god, sir. We need a TV. No money. Okay, you can see you're good
00:26:15I think I'm gonna go down. I don't know. Yeah, you're looking at the bus. Yeah, so I'm not gonna jump
00:26:25So boy also me my mother can't all gene was so I am up to nine got to commit that's kind of a
00:26:31So Tokyo your Tokyo boy, you know, I can't look at you. Thank you. Not you. What else I'm saying
00:26:38They were famous
00:26:40Not to have the CGM auto RR
00:26:44I chicken curry a she wouldn't a sun no, so to have the CGM auto RR
00:26:51What a receipt a sugar so I'm thinking it didn't mean it didn't want to lay out a receipt. I can't answer it
00:26:58It's not a list. Oh, I don't know. What's up? Oh, it's got the name
00:27:04What I'm a stick you know, I can't even I know how now I think you know he took a look at a
00:27:15Little has the CGM auto RR
00:27:19I'm oh, what's your mess? Oh, can you guess? I have you know shit. I wish you did can you today?
00:27:27You'll be missed you don't stand there
00:27:31I get it. Oh, what's your mouse?
00:27:34Hey, I'm a mother. You know
00:27:37Kashi hi, Konichiwa. Oh, man. That's a name timing. Do I look at it?
00:27:47That's not the food I don't
00:27:49ha ha
00:27:51What's up? I don't think I'm gonna put a chigga. Do you want to get a car?
00:27:58I'm sure I'm gonna get a little has to see you want to add a little
00:28:03Yo, no car. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Well, I don't want to do it. I don't have the car seat
00:28:08Oh, yeah, I Osaka to you know, I don't keep it in kid. Oh, what's a good show?
00:28:13What does he got?
00:28:14We can't meet you. I don't do that. I'm I got a detention show. I see that. Oh, I see that. Okay
00:28:18Okay, so that's a little bit. Oh, I'm gonna tell them that I'm at the buzzer
00:28:22Oh, no, I'm not gonna know it. I can't even did it. It's all the money. I'm not saying shit. You know what I'm
00:28:28I
00:28:30Don't know
00:28:33You know
00:28:37You didn't know you're a big man
00:28:46Talk see you
00:28:49I
00:28:53Don't know
00:29:03What's up, I'd say I should not even know you are such a witch night. I'm standing. I'm come up 10 minutes. Oh
00:29:11You can sugar don't don't say that got the cat I take it
00:29:14Oh
00:29:44Oh
00:30:15What do you think I know you can go that I said no
00:30:20Settler
00:30:22Look at all the money. What do you think? I'll know I'm gonna keep it in the new book. Oh, god. I said it
00:30:26Take a look at my phone. I don't got it. I'll go home. She's a good day. What about me?
00:30:30I'm not gonna take a look at you. Come on. I don't want to do it
00:30:33I don't give me what I did and I don't know what I don't know what I don't want to eat. I got that one
00:30:37Go home. She's a good day. I don't know how I'm gonna do this. I said I don't know what I don't do
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:47It's been a lot of fun
00:30:49Kiss you on the number of a Osaka no macho machan do you made it's your you name?
00:30:53Oh, this name. Oh, yeah, I cooked a mean number. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:30:57I didn't mean that
00:31:00No, no, they're cool. What did you know?
00:31:02Ah, no, it's really
00:31:04Kiss you on the other number you may just put Ken Kappa. I do you may see I'll get off
00:31:09So can come out to you know, I just I don't know classmate no Koga Matsui no he got Kota
00:31:14La Cabo Gogo ni nothing
00:31:16You got it. I love it. I don't talk about it. I don't talk about you
00:31:20You're gonna be bunch auto car. No, I don't know. What didn't I say?
00:31:24So to go to Tokyo Mina, so it wasn't more cheap. I think I thought that's what I'm gonna get the car
00:31:30Daddy soon. Oh, yeah, you mean I'm back. Oh, yes
00:31:33I'm a so you mean you got no car. It's got that. It's not a joke. Okay, what's your name? Yeah, you go see not
00:31:40Oh
00:31:43That's not easy me number car you'll get out of my ceo me
00:31:46So sorry
00:31:48There's it. Oh, I don't know. Hi. Oh, you know you get the critical. I think I told you that. I'm gonna come to this
00:31:52Oh, yeah, I don't know. Hey, I think I think I did it. I mean, I'm not gonna be that you
00:31:57I
00:32:27You know, back in the day, of course, we had to take a day off from school because it was a weekday.
00:32:32So we had to take a day off from school to go to the danjiri.
00:32:35My teacher would go to the danjiri.
00:32:37But he's not here anymore.
00:32:39Your teacher isn't here?
00:32:41My teacher would go to the danjiri.
00:32:43That's why I came to Harajuku.
00:32:45For a whole year?
00:32:47The calendar starts in September.
00:32:51Sayamashii, what did you think of that story?
00:32:55It sounds like fun.
00:32:59He's so quiet.
00:33:01Sayama is so quiet.
00:33:03Mr. Hashimoto, please.
00:33:05In Osaka, there's a lot of anti-fans.
00:33:10Oryx is really popular right now.
00:33:13For politicians, if you don't say that you're anti-fans, you'll affect the polls.
00:33:21The governor in front of me is also a huge anti-fans.
00:33:25It was suspicious.
00:33:27For elementary school students?
00:33:29No, no, that's not true.
00:33:31It can't be helped.
00:33:33It can't be helped if you don't say it.
00:33:35I grew up in Tokyo until I was in 4th grade.
00:33:37Of course, I was a giant fan when I watched baseball.
00:33:41Before I became a politician,
00:33:43There's a video of me saying 2 or 3 things on a variety of programs.
00:33:47At the press conference, a reporter came up to me.
00:33:51He asked me which baseball fan I was.
00:33:55He said,
00:33:57You can't lie about this.
00:33:59You have to say you're anti-fans.
00:34:01I was told that.
00:34:03But I thought I shouldn't lie.
00:34:05I grew up in Tokyo until I was in 4th grade.
00:34:07I said, I like giants.
00:34:09If you're not an anti-fans, stop being a governor.
00:34:13This is an anti-fans.
00:34:17If you're a giant fan, go home.
00:34:19If you're a giant fan, go back to Tokyo.
00:34:21It's amazing.
00:34:23And then,
00:34:25From the anti-fans,
00:34:27He said, I don't care if you're a fan or not.
00:34:31I don't care if you're a fan or not.
00:34:33I want you to come as a governor.
00:34:35When I stood in front of the mound,
00:34:37The audience was in a state of mind.
00:34:39The audience was in a state of mind.
00:34:41The audience was in a state of mind.
00:34:43I don't know if I heard that much.
00:34:45I don't know if I heard that much.
00:34:47I don't know if I heard that much.
00:34:49My dad is a giant fan.
00:34:51I've been fighting all the time.
00:34:53I've been fighting all the time.
00:34:55I hated it.
00:34:57When I was in elementary school,
00:34:59My dad watched the Giants game every night.
00:35:03He said, let's go.
00:35:05There's a half-body Giants game.
00:35:07There's no air conditioning at the time.
00:35:09It's open in the summer.
00:35:11There's a four-story apartment like this.
00:35:13There's a four-story apartment like this.
00:35:15If you hit the half-body,
00:35:17If you hit the half-body,
00:35:19I hate it from the other side.
00:35:21I hate it from the other side.
00:35:23I hate it from the other side.
00:35:25If I were a titan,
00:35:27If I were a titan,
00:35:29I've never seen the sky.
00:35:31I've never seen the sky.
00:35:33You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:35You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:37You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:39You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:41You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:43You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:45You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:47You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:49You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:51You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:53You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:55You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:57You're a giant fan of Osaka, aren't you?
00:35:59Okay, first of all,
00:36:01there are some Kansai people
00:36:03with some regular complaints.
00:36:05Please come in.
00:36:07Hello, hello.
00:36:09Hello, hello.
00:36:11Hello, hello.
00:36:13Hello, hello.
00:36:15Oh, gosh.
00:36:17You were watching the monitor.
00:36:19I was tripping
00:36:21andción
00:36:23and you noticed
00:36:25you were the loudest on the monitor.
00:36:27He's the representative of the Kansai area.
00:36:29I'm the representative of the Kansai area.
00:36:31But I'm here with Sayama.
00:36:33But I'm here with Sayama.
00:36:35Be quiet!
00:36:37I've been watching you.
00:36:39I think you should be careful of your number.
00:36:41I've been watching you.
00:36:43I think you should be careful of your number.
00:36:45But you seem to like Kansai.
00:36:47I'm sorry. I love Kansai.
00:36:49I'm sorry. I love Kansai.
00:36:51I'm shy.
00:36:53The person I dated was a Kansai person.
00:36:55The person I dated was a Kansai person.
00:36:57I see.
00:36:59I see.
00:37:01You're not being polite.
00:37:03You don't come to Osaka often, do you?
00:37:05I do.
00:37:07I do.
00:37:09But I don't like the bad words in Osaka.
00:37:11But I don't like the bad words in Osaka.
00:37:13But I don't like the bad words in Osaka.
00:37:15But I've been living in Tokyo for a long time.
00:37:17So I don't come to Osaka often.
00:37:19So I don't come to Osaka often.
00:37:21Do you like Tokyo?
00:37:23Do you like Tokyo?
00:37:25No, I don't.
00:37:27I don't like Tokyo.
00:37:29But I'm not good at Osaka.
00:37:31The coldness of the words?
00:37:33I don't know if I'm being sincere.
00:37:35I don't know if I'm being sincere.
00:37:37Osaka people are not sincere.
00:37:39Osaka people are sincere.
00:37:41Osaka people are sincere.
00:37:43I'm sorry.
00:37:45I'm sorry.
00:37:47They will go to Tokyo not a demo. No Coco Shibuya. Well, I'm a high sense
00:37:54So you know I run this kiddo, don't you got to do to Hachioji?
00:37:58What you gotta do
00:38:03My baby, but I gotta get out
00:38:15Kono-sai ha kiri-tai Osaka ginoni got a lot of color
00:38:20Kakai bar took with Chicago Ginza Omotesando Shinjuku, Nara Tokyo no machi de key to me musta
00:38:27Okay, I'm done now. What you got? I don't want to make me your son
00:38:36Check to us. I must say I'll soon. Okay, honey. What are you?
00:38:41What you are nine or two
00:38:45I'm gonna turn it on. So I'm on my day
00:38:49I think I'm a star. How's that?
00:38:52I suck to say talk about me. They talk not came
00:38:54I
00:39:24Put you know, it's a deco. It's got to you. Don't ask a call. I'm gonna catch up on that
00:39:28I get it. I'll say you get off. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, they can't go there. I'm gonna get it in there
00:39:33Check with the evasion
00:39:36Shut up, you need a shot. I'll tell you talk to me. I don't mind. Oh, what's on you?
00:39:40It's not cold. I don't think I'll tell you
00:39:44This is a
00:39:47Unigami day
00:39:49I'll tell you talk to me. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good
00:39:56What is that?
00:40:01The dog with the money
00:40:09Any
00:40:20What I gotta go
00:40:31Tomodachi got window-shopping
00:40:33So not that I could not you know, I took all of them off. They said I didn't mind it. It won't matter
00:40:37I don't know that I got out of it
00:40:39Oh
00:40:43Sorry, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:40:47Okay, so I'm the kind of thing
00:40:50Okay, that's a little bit
00:41:04It's all the talk that I did that. Oh, it's a little more to me. It's so nice
00:41:08I'm a little bit
00:41:12Joey Chiro kun, I'm gonna go back to Tokyo. He's a man. I know
00:41:18So you put the name on a thigh hockey re-type Osaka gin no need a tenant. Oh, but I thought that
00:41:29It's not get out of our econ. They've already got to do that. Oh, yeah
00:41:32Oh
00:42:03But
00:42:09I don't go sticky to hiccup. It's a muscle. I don't know. He's talking about that
00:42:14I'm just kidding. Oh, so noところに店員さんがたまたの関西人で
00:42:17これお兄ちゃんの価格やったら何個何個方なもらうみたいなんで結構安くしてくれました
00:42:23Yes, not the Aziz I need us anotherんだよすが悪いっていうのもありますよね
00:42:27だがもう何千何百何円ってだったらもう何百からしたはもう全部ゼロでいい
00:42:34なんで何いらんやん
00:42:39Don't get a lot of you show me. We'll make it. You're a shrine. It's gonna be Osaka. I'll be in the CEO to come
00:42:44I put me get out of my house
00:42:47自分が悪いこと一つになっておいて
00:42:55最後の最後に踏み上げお願いしますあの大阪の人がもうそれ無理だろっていうねことがあって
00:43:01何がその東京にあるものを全部大阪にあると思っちゃうんですよ
00:43:06えっだからあの話しててあの東京タワーであああの大阪でいう通天さくな
00:43:13ママそうですけどあの原宿でああ大阪でいうところのあの雨村な
00:43:19ママそうですけどつけてアギンザレーって言ったら北新地なみたいな感じで全部行ってくるんですよ
00:43:24それは認めさせていただきます
00:43:27東京にコンプレックスあんのかなちょっとでいいんですけど
00:43:30普通にそこから新宿とか行ったらああまああのね関西で言うな
00:43:35あの震災橋なって言わんまあ池袋ああまああの震災橋な
00:43:41震災橋
00:43:42玉が
00:43:44機械がなくなってくるんだ
00:43:45上の上のってああじゃあナンバーなって
00:43:48後半震災橋とナンバーのみな
00:43:51だんだんだんだ
00:43:53手数はなくなってくるよね
00:43:55確かにこれは負けてる感があんのかな
00:43:58負けたくないんでしょうね
00:44:00負けたくはないですし
00:44:01完全に負けてるやんか表参道とかないやん
00:44:04表参道はどこですか逆に言えば
00:44:06どこなの
00:44:07震災橋かな
00:44:09出てきた
00:44:10青山青山青山青山青山
00:44:13青山はもう震災橋やわ
00:44:16震災橋勝手にね
00:44:18西安南部西安南部
00:44:20震災橋
00:44:21まさに震災橋
00:44:23まさに震災橋
00:44:24新橋は新橋
00:44:25新橋は西震災橋
00:44:28ずるいんだよ
00:44:29ずるいんだよ
00:44:30でも勝ってるって思っちゃってるやろ
00:44:33いやいやいや僕らは思ってないっすよ
00:44:35思ってないよ
00:44:36何にも変な悪いけど何にも思ってないんだよ
00:44:40勝ちも負けも
00:44:42違うあの漢字がまたムカつくな
00:44:46余裕がありますよね
00:44:47相手されてないからね
00:44:48でも大阪に対しては嫉妬はないでしょ
00:44:51ないですむしろ美味しい物もいっぱいあるし大好きですよ
00:44:55京都とか奈良とか収穫旅行で行くところみたいな
00:44:59そうですね
00:45:00確かにあの生の関西弁を聞いた時に
00:45:03本当にテレビ以外の人が喋るんだと思いました
00:45:08山本さん嘘じゃなかったんだって
00:45:11テレビで見てたんで
00:45:12何だあの喋り
00:45:15関東の人って関西弁かわいいとか言うんですよ
00:45:19あれ本当に思ってるんですか?
00:45:21だってむっちゃとかさ
00:45:23言いたい言いたい
00:45:24言いたいんで言いたいの
00:45:25でも多分皆さんがかわいいって言ってくれるって京都弁ですよね
00:45:29そうやね
00:45:30京都の
00:45:32ちゃうちゃうとか
00:45:33ちゃうちゃうってなんかかわいいなとか
00:45:38じゃあ悪い本は絵描きにせよとかは
00:45:41悪い絵描きにせよとかもかわいいって思ってくれる
00:45:44そんな思うわけねえじゃねえか
00:45:47じゃあ違うもん
00:45:48でもバカって言われるのは嫌なんでしょ最初
00:45:51バカは
00:45:52最近は
00:45:53バカかはちょっとショックのところはちょっとありますよね
00:45:57あれは今でもあるかって
00:45:59アホから全然なんとも思わないですけど
00:46:01アホちゃんの方が柔らかいと思います
00:46:03お前バカかお前って言ったら
00:46:05バカかって言ったら俺ほんまにバカなんやって
00:46:07ちょっと傷ついちゃいます
00:46:09傷ついちゃった
00:46:11サーバーさんのアホちゃん今ねパーでねはものすごい人生で救われましたよね
00:46:17アホちゃん今ねパーでねって自分でもう言い返して
00:46:20本当に生きてきたんですよ
00:46:22こんばんは
00:46:23こんばんはよ
00:46:25本当
00:46:27お好み焼き食べたいなって思ったこと一度もないんだよね
00:46:31大阪のソウルフードあかなみ焼きをめぐって大論争を勃発
00:46:36広島焼きの話すると関西の人すごいカリカリするんですよこれ
00:46:43広見お願いします
00:46:45お好み焼きあるじゃないですか
00:46:47というか関東の人っていうかね
00:46:49お好み焼きを食べたことがないというか
00:46:52食べないの
00:46:54食べたことあるよ食べたことあるけど
00:46:56わかる
00:46:57俺60年間ね生きてきてお好み焼き食べたいなって思ったこと一度もないんだよ
00:47:04嘘でしょ
00:47:05食べたことあるよ食べたことあるけど
00:47:07美味しいんですよね
00:47:08美味しい食べたことあるけど
00:47:09お好み焼き食べに行こうぜっていうのもあんまり聞いたことないし
00:47:13言わない言わない
00:47:15言わない言わない
00:47:16あとやっぱお腹いっぱいになっちゃうんですよね
00:47:18あれなんかこう一枚
00:47:20人に一枚みたいなこう出され方があるじゃないですか
00:47:23こうやって四分の一
00:47:25この6Pの6一個でいいんだよねなんか
00:47:29ピザみたいに切らないから関西はこう
00:47:31縦に切るじゃない
00:47:33三角に切るのは邪道
00:47:35三角に切らない
00:47:36関東はケーキ状にこう
00:47:38ピザみたいにして
00:47:40間違ってます間違ってます
00:47:41味が変わります
00:47:42味が変わる
00:47:43あーそうか
00:47:44何の味が変わるの
00:47:45お好み焼きの味が変わります
00:47:46あーやって切ったらダメです
00:47:48これ付き合った大阪の男が
00:47:51もう世界で一番のトピックみたいに言ってきたよ
00:47:54方針状に切るんやで
00:47:56でモンジャは行くの
00:47:58モンジャはまだギリ行くんですよ
00:48:00俺らモンジャがわからへんなの
00:48:02僕ら一回モンジャ初めて大阪で
00:48:04モンジャのあるらしい言うて
00:48:06お好みみたいなもんやろ
00:48:07時間ないからパッパッて食おうぜ
00:48:08ってバーッて入った瞬間
00:48:09ヘラチーサッてめっちゃめちゃ時間かかる
00:48:11みたいに言って
00:48:14あれはお好み焼きに慣れてる人には
00:48:17もうパパッて行こうぜって言ったのに
00:48:19だいぶ時間かかりましたね
00:48:21どこで焼いたかっていうか
00:48:24全部固まらないんですか
00:48:26ドロドロのまま
00:48:27ドロドロをちょっとこうやって
00:48:29ヘラでこう作って
00:48:31焦がして
00:48:32ちょっと半分焦げたのを食べるっていう
00:48:35あー食べたことはない
00:48:37お焦げをいただく感じ
00:48:39俺も焦げなんすよ
00:48:40モンジャやろ
00:48:42東京でもないですか
00:48:43モンジャはモンジャ屋さんでお好み頼む
00:48:45で東京の人はモンジャ食べて
00:48:47こっちはお好み焼きやわ
00:48:49もう全然分かれん
00:48:51いつこっちに流れてくるのか怖い
00:48:58皆さんはお好み焼きを
00:49:00食べたいなとか
00:49:02じゃあちょっと行こうかっていうのは
00:49:04年に何回かある
00:49:05今
00:49:07今食べたい
00:49:09話が出たから
00:49:10聞いたら確かに食べたくなってきます
00:49:13えー
00:49:14こんだけ話してても
00:49:15いつっこに食べたくなってる
00:49:17えー
00:49:18本当においしいのは分かる
00:49:20冷凍のお好み焼き売ってるやろコンビニ
00:49:22いやいや買ったことないっす
00:49:23買え
00:49:26買えって言うなら
00:49:28買えって言うならそりゃ買いますよ
00:49:30めちゃめちゃおいしいですよ
00:49:32冷凍が意外とすごいね
00:49:34うまいっすねー
00:49:36いやいやおいしいのはおいしいと思ってんだよ
00:49:38俺これ以上嫌われたくない
00:49:43一番に思い浮かばないって
00:49:45それは分からん
00:49:46昨日で大阪行ったら
00:49:47大阪だから食べようみたいな
00:49:49そう
00:49:50広島焼きだったら
00:49:52お蕎麦が入ってるから
00:49:54入ってますね
00:49:55あのーなんか食べる
00:49:56あれはどこに
00:49:57いやいや関西も蕎麦が付いてるやつ
00:49:59モダン焼きっていうのがあるよ
00:50:01これあの広島焼きの話すると
00:50:04関西の人すごいカリカリするっすよ
00:50:07どっちが発祥かみたいな
00:50:09これねこれ怖いっすよ
00:50:11そりゃそりゃ蕎麦入れんの
00:50:12広島だけみたいな言い方する
00:50:15店によってまた違いが出る
00:50:17ねえ真田さん
00:50:18ねえ
00:50:19どうや
00:50:20あまたお好み焼き屋さんやってらっしゃいましたもんね
00:50:23誰は?
00:50:24知らんがな
00:50:27仲良くして
00:50:28それ冷凍のお好み焼き屋チンして食べると
00:50:32まあ普通に
00:50:34おいしい
00:50:35焼きそばの冷凍もあるから
00:50:37それを上に乗せたら
00:50:38これモダン焼き
00:50:40なんでそれとそれ合わせるんですか?
00:50:42焼きそば焼きそばだけでいいじゃん
00:50:44そう合わせる
00:50:46オナランで広島焼きの時の焼きそばは許す
00:50:50怖い
00:50:51怖いようるせえなお前
00:50:53一遍に食べれますよって卵も割って焼いて
00:50:56火付いてるからもうおいしいですよ
00:50:58おいしいけど生地が太いね
00:51:00生地が分厚い
00:51:01生地が太いのはなんで小麦粉の中にキャベツをいっぱい入れて
00:51:05それをなんで潰すんですか?
00:51:08広島焼きは潰しますよ
00:51:10あれはおいしいから好きです
00:51:13黒沢は広島焼きの方が好きなのか
00:51:16好きです
00:51:18どっちもおいしい
00:51:20でも関西で広島焼き好きな人結構いるんですよ
00:51:25でもみんな実は言えないだけなんだよ
00:51:29本当は
00:51:31そんなことないやろ
00:51:33そんな人が多いんだよ
00:51:35お前怪しいな
00:51:37後藤怪しいな
00:51:39怪しいな
00:51:40だってみんな違う違うってやってるのに後藤さんだけ下向いたの
00:51:44じゃあ今夜広島焼きと大阪のお好みどっち行くって言われたら
00:51:49今ですよ
00:51:50今?
00:51:51広島
00:51:54目が濁ってる
00:51:57いやほんまに多かったもんね
00:51:59学校の帰り道とか店が
00:52:01われわれって特別な食べ物じゃなくて
00:52:04それこそ学校の帰り道の友達としゃべるために小腹減ったら
00:52:08おばちゃんが自宅改造して椅子4つ置いて店やってるみたいな
00:52:13そんなとこで食べる
00:52:15その一番安い手頃のやつがたこ焼きなんですよ
00:52:196個50円とか6個100円とか
00:52:21あったあった
00:52:22大阪のさやまはどうやってた?
00:52:25やってたよね
00:52:26ありますけど寄り道しないです
00:52:34でもそういうのお好み焼きは
00:52:36みんなお好み焼きのこと言うんですよ
00:52:39お好み焼きはどうのこうの
00:52:41大阪ってうまいの焼きそばやと思いません?
00:52:44焼きそばめちゃくちゃうまい
00:52:46焼きそばうまいよね
00:52:48お好み焼き屋さんで出しての大阪の甘いソースで作った焼きそば最高です
00:52:54めっちゃ最高美味しい
00:52:56卵つけて食べるの?
00:52:58卵つけるの?
00:53:00生卵つけるの?
00:53:02そうよすき焼きみたいに
00:53:04店によってはあるんですよ
00:53:06またこれも美味しいんですよ
00:53:08スタンダードは目玉焼きです
00:53:10目玉焼き乗せて
00:53:12そば食べておにぎり2個食べたら
00:53:14今日1日買ったみたいなもんやで
00:53:18これで決まるやで
00:53:20確かに焼きそばは好きやな
00:53:22焼きそばで白ご飯最高
00:53:24お好みでご飯も合うよ
00:53:26苦労さんはめっちゃ嫌がってますよ
00:53:28いやいやいや
00:53:30ご飯じゃなきゃ落ち着かない
00:53:32家で焼いて食べます
00:53:34お好み焼きとご飯
00:53:36苦労してるんですか?
00:53:38止まってるわけじゃない
00:53:40それはおかずとして食べれる
00:53:42卵かけご飯
00:53:44が多い
00:53:46俺は
00:53:48俺がだからって
00:53:50何この人
00:53:52関西関係ない
00:53:54関西関係ない
00:53:56お前たちのリーダー何なんだよ
00:53:58この後
00:54:00大阪人イメージのない小池鉄平の
00:54:02本性は曝露
00:54:04俺も大変やね
00:54:06大きな声で喋ってる小池鉄平さん見たことある
00:54:10やってんな
00:54:12苦労さんはお願いします
00:54:14大阪の方って
00:54:16声が大きくて
00:54:18人の話を聞かなくて
00:54:20テンポが早い
00:54:22これは
00:54:24吉本工業でやっぱり
00:54:26大阪のイメージがすごく強い
00:54:28会社じゃないですか
00:54:30関西に行かせていただくことあるんですけど
00:54:32早すぎて
00:54:34ラリーを見てるかのようで首めっちゃ痛くなるんですよ
00:54:40動くではないですか
00:54:42動くものに目が行っちゃうじゃないですか
00:54:44ずっと動いてる
00:54:46紐取れてると思ったら
00:54:48それで一日終わっちゃう
00:54:50何にも気にならない
00:54:52声は間違いなくでかい
00:54:54確かに僕は普通に喋ってるつもりですけど
00:54:56ヒロミさんの身につれてたら
00:54:58うるせえよ
00:55:00尻尾に飲めないでしょ
00:55:02静かに飲みてる人はな
00:55:04でも私さやまなんですけど
00:55:06静かなイメージじゃないですか
00:55:08私お店で
00:55:10いやー俺も大変やね
00:55:12大きな声で喋ってる
00:55:14小池てっぺんさん見たことある
00:55:16やってんな
00:55:18おい
00:55:20やってんなてっぺん
00:55:22俺も大変やね
00:55:26待ち合わせをされて
00:55:28関西の方って一番最初に
00:55:30自分のその日の感情を言うじゃないですか
00:55:32入ってきてすぐに
00:55:34お友達の前に座って
00:55:36いや俺も大変やね
00:55:38すごい関西弁だ
00:55:40今日暑いな
00:55:42とか最初に
00:55:44言うな
00:55:46ニューヨーク着いた瞬間に
00:55:48関西の人がやっぱ
00:55:50ニューヨークちゃうな
00:55:52えー
00:55:54ニューヨーク大好きみたいな
00:55:56街の動きも早いもんね
00:55:58あの車も何も
00:56:00もうぐわーって
00:56:02何車線もあるのに
00:56:04多分僕車でね行ったら走れないと思う
00:56:06発信高速は
00:56:08ニューヨークのランプが左右に散ってるんで
00:56:10だって一回ビルの中に入ってくるやつある
00:56:12ありますあります
00:56:14ブスかぶると思うからね最初行ったとき
00:56:16ビルの中に通ってくるやつ
00:56:18これで横断歩道あれやろ
00:56:20もうダントツで早いんやろ
00:56:22今ちょっとしちゃう
00:56:24あと梅田の方で今秒数出るんですよね
00:56:26青信号になるまで秒数出るんですけど
00:56:28もう5秒前かそれくらいから
00:56:30みんな歩き出したんですよ
00:56:32青なってないのに
00:56:34だから準備してるみたいな
00:56:36あー
00:56:38すごいよね
00:56:40飛行機だって
00:56:42ついてポンってなった瞬間
00:56:44関西早い
00:56:46痛い痛い
00:56:48あれ何なの
00:56:50関西人早いのか
00:56:52多分こうやってんだね
00:56:54早出た
00:56:56早出たよね
00:56:58俺は早いけど
00:57:00全体早いのか
00:57:02早出たい
00:57:04痛いし
00:57:06大阪の人ってみんな歩いてて
00:57:08早くても早く避けれるんですよ
00:57:10そうそう
00:57:12東京の人は
00:57:14避けれない人が多くて
00:57:16そうかそう言われた
00:57:18飛行機のドアが開いてからもレースですね
00:57:20レース
00:57:22余裕な顔してポケットに
00:57:24手突っ込んで歩いてるけどめちゃくちゃ早い
00:57:26早い
00:57:28めちゃくちゃ早い
00:57:30コロコロをコロコロなのに
00:57:32すげー早い
00:57:36あんなにコロコロで早いの見たことないよ
00:57:38日本も行ってますからねコロコロが
00:57:40なんなら先にコロコロも生かすことないですから
00:57:44先に生かしてどうだ
00:57:46大阪の丸口やん
00:57:50そんなやつ俺は
00:57:52早いのか
00:57:54早い
00:57:56人の話を聞けないんじゃないかなと思って
00:57:58松山さんも五転とかの話を聞いたときに
00:58:00未見にしろやって
00:58:02えっ
00:58:04聞いてらっしゃるじゃないですか
00:58:06それが振り長いときね振り長いときは
00:58:08合ってたの
00:58:10合ってた
00:58:12怖いんだ
00:58:14五転って
00:58:16初めて出る人とか新人の人とか
00:58:18出るの多いじゃないですか
00:58:20最初にお前なんやって
00:58:22言うじゃないですか
00:58:24可哀想だな
00:58:26でも俺は
00:58:28言うたびなんて出てきたときにそう思ったと思う
00:58:30大阪で三馬さんの噂聞いてから来てるから
00:58:32めっちゃ怖いときはやっぱあります
00:58:34えっどういう噂
00:58:36関西弁とか私も大阪から行けるけど
00:58:38大丈夫だろ
00:58:40三馬さんは次喋る人の目見るから
00:58:42それちゃんと見とけやみたいな
00:58:44大阪の地元の人に言われているから
00:58:46ほんまにほんまに
00:58:48それはある
00:58:50地元で言われた
00:58:52地元でめっちゃ回してますよね
00:58:54確かに黒澤の言う通りや
00:58:56靴紐外れてる
00:58:58だって動いてるから
00:59:00本当にこんな動くMC
00:59:02東京にいないですもん
00:59:04こっちもこっちも
00:59:08両方
00:59:10両方外れる
00:59:12お笑いステップと呼べ
00:59:18家計図を書いて
00:59:20今朝子さんに全部教えたのってして
00:59:22伊藤朝子が忘れられない
00:59:24衝撃の大阪人
00:59:26これほぼ嘘やねん
00:59:32伊藤お願いします
00:59:34そんなわけで私基本大阪大好きですし
00:59:36面白いし
00:59:38そういうとこ好きなんですけど
00:59:40前大阪の方と付き合ってたときに
00:59:42お正月50回
00:59:44そしたら親戚一同が
00:59:46集まってて楽しい会だったら
00:59:48そしたら一人のおじさんが
00:59:50大きい文章紙持ってきて
00:59:52このうちの家計図を書いて
00:59:54今朝子さんに全部教えたのってして
00:59:58まずおばあさんが一人ご見罪で
01:00:00おばあさんが何何何子何歳って書いて
01:00:02今回こうやろうって
01:00:04こいつの彼のお父ちゃんこうやろうって
01:00:0630分くらいずっと
01:00:08家計図書いて
01:00:10何歳で何とかやろう何とかやろうって
01:00:1230分聞いてへーへー
01:00:14すごいですねって言ったら最後
01:00:16これほぼ嘘やねん
01:00:18あるある
01:00:20怖い怖い
01:00:22一番怖かったのは
01:00:24一番最初に書いたそのいらっしゃるおばあ様の年齢
01:00:26嘘ついたって言うんだけど
01:00:28何のために
01:00:30なぜ歳を嘘ついた
01:00:32おばあ様もうそこで言えばいいんじゃない
01:00:34私私違うよってずっと
01:00:38嘘でしょ全員でぐる
01:00:40だから
01:00:42知らんがなどやろう
01:00:44荒手のボケすぎてちょっと震えましたな
01:00:46去年おととしが
01:00:48広見がこの番組で知らんがなの話して
01:00:50この番組から広まったんですね
01:00:52あの知らんがな
01:00:54俺ら不思議で
01:00:56全員いますからね
01:00:58全員
01:01:00それどういうときに
01:01:02使いやすいですよねだから
01:01:04知ってても使えるし本当に知らなくても使えるし
01:01:06使いやすいのか
01:01:08大阪の情報番組のコメンテーターでも
01:01:10使いますもんね
01:01:12知らんけど
01:01:14コメントすんなよ
01:01:16関西のおばちゃんが生み出した言葉やな
01:01:18知らんけどと漫画やん
01:01:20コミュニケーションですよね
01:01:22コミュニケーションやね
01:01:24なれおばちゃんコミュニケーションか
01:01:26強いね大阪のおばちゃんってやっぱり
01:01:28いろいろ
01:01:30だからもし戦争起こったら
01:01:32前世も大阪のおばちゃんやな
01:01:34強い
01:01:36あんた兵鉄砲持ってやりまんな
01:01:38ちょっと見せてやな
01:01:40何も
01:01:42やめような
01:01:44やめような
01:01:50早よ家帰り
01:01:52早よ帰り
01:01:54早よ帰り
01:01:56心配してやるで
01:01:58どないしたいやってどうしたでいいじゃん
01:02:00三文字多いから
01:02:02大阪人のメールの文章をめぐって
01:02:04さんまとこみやが大揉め
01:02:06せーの
01:02:08せーの
01:02:10せーの
01:02:14この番組はtverでもご覧になれます
01:02:16お気に入り登録も忘れずに
01:02:18こみやお願いします
01:02:20ちょっと疑問なんですけれども
01:02:22メールとか関西の人とやると
01:02:24普通に
01:02:26なんでや
01:02:28なんででいいじゃないですか
01:02:30一回あの
01:02:32フィルター通してるわけじゃないですか
01:02:34反応的に言うわけじゃないから
01:02:36なんでのほうが短いじゃないですか
01:02:38なんでやよりもなんでのほうが短い
01:02:40なんでやのほうが短い
01:02:42なんで
01:02:44なんでや
01:02:46いやいやいや
01:02:48そういうことや
01:02:50一文字多いですね
01:02:52多いけど短い
01:02:54どないしたいや
01:02:56どないしたいやってどうしたでいいじゃん
01:02:58三文字多いから
01:03:00じゃあどないしたいやって脳で売ってんねん
01:03:02脳で
01:03:04なんでや
01:03:06いや我慢したら
01:03:08なんでや
01:03:10なんでや
01:03:12なに
01:03:14言い方
01:03:16みんな関西弁で打つの
01:03:18みんな関西弁
01:03:20僕最初
01:03:22音声入力してんのかなと思った
01:03:24なんでや
01:03:26どないしたいや
01:03:28だって一回だって
01:03:30反応的に出ちゃうの
01:03:32わかるじゃない
01:03:34いやいやいや
01:03:36相手に伝わるようにするんだったら
01:03:38どうしたのほうがいいじゃないですか
01:03:40ほんまに
01:03:42売ってるときに脳のスピードやって
01:03:44俺の言うことわかってくれてると思う
01:03:46何々って聞いたんやけど
01:03:48どないしたんやみたいな
01:03:50なんでって言ったらあかんねん
01:03:52脳はもうなんでや
01:03:54なんでで抑えればいいじゃないですか
01:03:56そっちのほうが
01:03:58ちゃうちゃう
01:04:00頑張ります
01:04:02ちゃうちゃう頑張ります
01:04:04いや頑張ります
01:04:06頑張ります僕も
01:04:08だって違うんだもん
01:04:10これは誰が僕
01:04:12考えてる時間が短いってことですよね
01:04:14なんでやって思ったら
01:04:16なんでやが浮かんでるから
01:04:18なんでやってのが
01:04:20さんまさんのスマをどないしたんですよ
01:04:22笑
01:04:24それでだから
01:04:26何々何々
01:04:28そんな怒られんだったら
01:04:30そんなめちゃくちゃ
01:04:32関西関係ない
01:04:34MCが
01:04:36目飛びながら
01:04:38えーって言われますか
01:04:40これが関西これが大阪ですか
01:04:42大阪やった
01:04:44これや
01:04:46なんでや
01:04:48早いね
01:04:50せーのでやりますよ
01:04:52せーのでやりますよ
01:04:54僕も早いですよ
01:04:56せーのでやりますよ
01:04:58せーの
01:05:00せーの
01:05:02遅いよ
01:05:04勝たないと
01:05:06ズルいズルい
01:05:08せーの僕に任せたもん
01:05:10せーのって言ったから僕が遅いの
01:05:12来週のアナレキィ
01:05:14どうぞ
01:05:16最高にします
01:05:18今回は
01:05:20最高発表をした川崎真央さんと
01:05:22妻のカノンさんに決定
01:05:24親父ギャグとか言うのって
01:05:26かわいいなとまだ思ってある
01:05:28まだ思ってる
01:05:30お二人には幸せになるそうなものを
01:05:32お送りします
01:05:34一言体験難題募集今回のテーマは
01:05:36これって私だけ?
01:05:38食にまつわる悩み方
01:05:40毎日の生活で人知れず心配している方
01:05:42こんな小さなことで悩む私考えすぎですか?
01:05:44採用された方には
01:05:46賞金が万三千円
01:05:48詳しくは番組ホームページまで