Walt (lover of threesomes, hater of shirts) strikes up an unlikely friendship with a former Pro Bowler as they discover | dG1fUW9nazJTYTNsdVU
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00:00Bowling. This season has been the wildest in the history of the sport.
00:05A new guy showed up and everyone should take heed.
00:09But I haven't gone through the trouble to learn his name.
00:12Who are you?
00:13Walt!
00:14And what do you want?
00:15I want to win!
00:17Nice.
00:21This Walt guy is on fire.
00:23You just got roasted to hell.
00:25Like rotisserie chicken. You ever had rotisserie chicken?
00:28You'll like it. It's pretty healthy.
00:33He has had multiple 300 games.
00:38He also claims to be Anderson Cooper's cousin.
00:41Got that ginger bread.
00:45His road to success has been wild.
00:47Do you have any dreams?
00:49A threesome.
00:50What? A foursome?
00:51What are your dreams?
00:52I want to wrestle that kid from Dune, Tiffany Chalamet.
00:56Just to see.
00:59We have not seen someone this exciting since bowling's greatest superstar, Linda Kerson.
01:05Oh my God, it's her!
01:10Walter could be something someday.
01:12Like a garbage man or a janitor in Wakanda.
01:14What?
01:15How are your balls, by the way?
01:17I get them checked regularly.
01:19There is no way I'm going to let these two bozos take all my glory without a fight.
01:24If we don't beat her, you and I will have nothing.
01:27I'm going to roll a strike in front of everybody that loves and respects you.
01:31And then they will hate you, and then they will want a threesome with me.
01:35Damn, Walt, you're still on that?
01:37Yeah, that's Walt Licker time, baby.
01:40Let's go!
01:49Who sent you?
01:52I can feel the excitement coursing through my very trousers.
01:56Bet she's a freak in bed.
01:58Love to blast through that legacy.
02:01That's enough, right?
02:02Not yet.
02:03Thank you, goddess.
02:04Oh my God!