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00:00Can you sign this? It's a permission slip to apply for a dance scholarship to Deervale Academy.
00:04Isn't Deerville a boarding school? Like where you go to live?
00:07That's correct.
00:08I'm not sending you to boarding school.
00:11We're not rich idiots who just throw money at people to raise their stupid kids.
00:14We are good, middle-class parents.
00:17We raise our own stupid kids.
00:18Aren't you burned out on parenting?
00:20I am.
00:21But we still need the next four years to shape you into being a halfway decent, non-sucky human being.
00:28Don't I get a say in what I want to do?
00:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:32Hold on a second. I'm recording this.
00:34Ask me that again.
00:35Forget it.
00:35If Deerville is something that you really want, and ballet is something that you really enjoy,
00:41then we need to let you be who you are and not who we want you to be.
00:44I signed your permission slip.
00:46Thanks.
00:47And the biggest reason I don't want you to go away to school is because I miss you so much.
00:52Even though I'm unbearable?
00:53When you do go, that'll certainly take the sting out of it.