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00:00A guy told me that people smoke and drink for a few days and get used to it.
00:04We have been studying since childhood, but we have not gotten used to it yet.
00:07We should have control over ourselves.
00:12I have seen some husbands.
00:14They deliberately stay at home in tension, so that the wife does not say anything expensive.
00:30I want to ask you first, do you have the number of Tameez?
00:37Whoever I ask, he tells me to talk to Tameez.
00:44I said, Baba, whatever I do, my wife comes in front.
00:48Baba gave such a great answer.
00:50Son, you drive a truck once and see.
00:52May Allah bless you.
00:55Okay, you are saying that you have a bungalow, a car, land.
00:58We have abuse.
00:59Give it.
01:02Yesterday, Satan told me to give someone's number.
01:04I said, give your number.
01:05He said, are you crazy?
01:06He is our chairman.
01:11A good wife is found in every corner of the world.
01:13But the problem is that the world is round and nowhere else.
01:20You see a boy telling me that life is going so strange.
01:23My heart is broken, but I am not getting time to be sad.
01:29Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:32Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:34Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:37Maybe your memories are waterproof.
01:44We have made our lifestyle very strange.
01:46You see, the best place to sleep is the classroom.
01:48The best place to eat is the bedroom.
01:50And the best place to think is the washroom.
01:53And there is only one principle in love.
01:57And there is only one principle in love.
02:00And there is only one principle in love.
02:02And there is only one principle in love.
02:05You are also accepted.
02:06Your friend is also accepted.
02:10I feel like ironing cotton clothes.
02:12As if we have put the dead body in the right place.
02:18I said that I do not care about anyone.
02:21The light went off at that time.
02:26In childhood, we used to ring the bell of people's houses and run.
02:29And now life is ringing for us.
02:34Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:36Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:38Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:40If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.
02:43If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.
03:00The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:02The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:04The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:06Your message is not coming.
03:07What is the matter, child?
03:08The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:10The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:12What do you think, lawyer?
03:14What do you think, lawyer?
03:15What do you think, lawyer?
03:17We feel hot.
03:21So it is true that some things look good from a distance.
03:24Like relatives.
03:29I am saying that my tantrums have reduced now.
03:31When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.
03:33When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.
03:36Black chilies are so expensive.
03:38If it was white, it would have been so expensive.
03:44Brother, I thought what should I do?
03:45I bought a house.
03:47You bought it?
03:48Yes.
03:49You bought your own house?
03:52When the wife is angry, she goes to her mother's house.
03:54If the husband is angry, where should he go?
03:56I have seen a big priest.
03:58I have seen a big priest.
04:00The priest who gives amulets for the shop and for the security of the house.
04:03The priest who gives amulets for the shop and for the security of the house.
04:06He has a cc camera installed in his house.
04:13When guests come to your house, you also give green tea to the guests.
04:15When guests come to your house, you also give green tea to the guests.
04:16And the biggest advantage of giving green tea to guests is that
04:18first, the person looks rich.
04:20Second, the milk costs are saved.
04:22And third, the guest does not ask again.
04:24And it's possible that the guests won't come again.
04:30The situation has become such that people are saying,
04:32when will the good days come?
04:33It's so hot, when will the cold days come?
04:40In today's time, call the biggest fraudsters.
04:43What will be his ringtone?
04:49Hey brother, at least give me my loan.
04:54It's said that by giving water to the birds,
04:56you get married early.
04:57Believe me, today I caught two pigeons
04:59and gave them sugarcane juice.
05:04Before marriage, I also thought that
05:06after marriage I will rest, sleep a lot,
05:08eat good food.
05:10After marriage, I came to know that
05:12my wife also thought the same.
05:17Listen to what Babar Azam has said.
05:19What?
05:20Don't worry about our performance.
05:22Worry about your faith.
05:23Out of 24 crore people,
05:24not a single prayer was accepted.
05:30There is a lizard in our kitchen.
05:32It hides when it sees me
05:33and I hide when I see it.
05:34Is this love?
05:39There were not so many elders in our family
05:41that we killed to take leave
05:42in school and college.
05:48And it's so hot that
05:49I didn't hear a single word from the elders.
05:51There is nothing like this
05:52that used to be hot in our time.
05:58So those people who don't see
05:59progress in our country,
06:00they are drunk.
06:02And those who see progress,
06:03they are drunk.
06:08Tell me a car in the range
06:09of 40 to 55 lakhs.
06:11And also tell me
06:12where should I get so much money from?
06:16I don't mess with my wife.
06:17Why?
06:18Because she can wash dishes
06:19in the morning and evening.
06:20She can also wash me.
06:25My wife asked me
06:26to get a sugar can from the kitchen.
06:27I searched for a long time.
06:29I said, there is no can here.
06:30She said, I knew you were blind.
06:31You won't get it.
06:32I had already brought it.
06:37Tell me, why don't animals
06:38get worms in their teeth?
06:39They don't even brush.
06:44It's also true that
06:45a man loves a woman
06:46who listens to him carefully.
06:48And his marriage
06:49is with a woman
06:50who doesn't listen to him.
06:56This only happens in Pakistan
06:57that before marriage,
06:58the boy and the girl
06:59get married.
07:00If they say yes,
07:01then both get married.
07:02If they say no,
07:03then both get married.
07:09Tell me, these rich people,
07:10these rich people
07:11distribute blankets in winters.
07:12So why don't they distribute
07:13air conditioners in summers?
07:14They say,
07:15it's not at all necessary
07:16that the one who asks for goodness
07:17also wants your goodness.
07:23Let me tell you one more thing.
07:24A man's identity
07:25is not from wealth.
07:26It's not from wealth.
07:27It's from decency.
07:31I asked a drunkard,
07:32I said, tell me,
07:33what message
07:34do you want to give
07:35to the coming generation?
07:36He said,
07:37I will give this message
07:38to the coming generation
07:39that it is better
07:40if they don't come.
07:41The situation is very bad.
07:42I said,
07:43it is better
07:44if they don't come.
07:45The situation is very bad.
07:49If I talk about myself,
07:50my heart is very clear.
07:51Just like my bank account.
07:56Man, I am in favor
07:57of cousin marriage.
07:58Because the cousin
07:59is not mine.
08:04Since Pakistan went to the moon,
08:05the sun has come to the ground.