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00:01I haven't been in a relationship for five years.
00:04Eight years.
00:05Here you go.
00:06You're so popular.
00:07You're finally here.
00:09I'm not interested in you.
00:10Just like you.
00:11It's called being in love.
00:13I'm satisfied with who I am now.
00:15To be honest, I'm scared of women.
00:17Does love have a meaning?
00:19I think a small step is enough.
00:21If you take a big step, the door will open.
00:26As long as you don't love yourself, no one will love you.
00:40Hello?
00:43It's me, Shunpei.
00:46What?
00:47Can't we talk on the phone?
00:49I don't have time for you.
00:53It's boring to be an adult.
00:55You're just a kid.
00:57Hey, do you want to go on a date?
01:00Date?
01:02With three people?
01:03What's that all of a sudden?
01:05It's too sudden.
01:06What do you mean?
01:08It doesn't matter if we go out or not.
01:11I think it's good to meet for the time being.
01:15Chapter 2. Recommendations for Love Rehabilitation
01:18People who are too far away from love have a rusted sense of hypocrisy.
01:24In order to fall in love, you need to stimulate your brain's love circuit.
01:29I recommend that you go out with a hypocrite first.
01:34I told you not to enter this room without permission.
01:38I don't like it. You're reading it.
01:41It's work. It's just work.
01:44It's okay.
01:45Love rehabilitation.
01:46What kind of person is he?
01:47It has nothing to do with you.
01:48He's a machine, a flavorist, and a freak.
01:51Nihon.
01:52What's that?
01:53It's too inconsistent.
01:55Isn't it difficult for three people to go out?
01:57Yeah.
01:59That's right.
02:01The hurdle is too high for you, isn't it?
02:04Let's stop.
02:05What are you talking about?
02:07That's right.
02:08This is the last chance.
02:10But...
02:11It's just a date.
02:12I'm not going to die.
02:13Here, take this.
02:14Let's go.
02:15Where?
02:16Where are you going?
02:25Cute.
02:27No, no, no.
02:29It's not a date for middle school students.
02:31You're definitely better than Octave Metal.
02:34You should be more aggressive.
02:40It's good.
02:41A boy like Shunpei doesn't have that much stimulation.
02:44Be passionate.
02:45From the beginning, be motivated.
02:47I'm sure you'll be attracted.
02:48Next.
02:52You don't have enough sex appeal.
02:54An elite like Matsumoto is weak in his legs.
02:57You should have shorter legs.
03:00I don't have long legs.
03:02That's why I'm so popular.
03:04That's why only playboys come to me.
03:06That's why you were cheated on when you joined Mamoru.
03:08I don't think fashion has anything to do with cheating.
03:10It does.
03:11You don't have stimulation, so you go to other girls.
03:13Don't you think you ran away because you're too hot?
03:14What did you say?
03:15I'm better than you, right?
03:16I'm better than you, right?
03:18You're old.
03:30This program is brought to you by Mamoru's official sponsors, P&G,
03:35Morinaga Nyugyo,
03:39Toyota,
03:41and the Banking Association of Japan.
04:02Let's go to the next one.
04:04Okay.
04:11Skeleton?
04:15Does that mean there are two?
04:16There's one, right?
04:18Yes.
04:24This is...
04:33I'm sorry.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:37I didn't think about your taste.
04:39It's okay.
04:40I don't know how to get along with women.
04:44I was nervous because I thought I had to say good things and make her happy.
05:02Please use this.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06Here you go.
05:13It's hard to be fashionable, isn't it?
05:16I wish you'd come in your usual shoes.
05:20It's a punishment for being cool.
05:24It's hard to be natural, isn't it?
05:32Really.
05:35Excuse me.
05:36Do you want to eat the sweets I made?
05:39I didn't make the sweets.
05:42It's a fruit curry.
05:53It's good.
05:55I'm glad.
06:02Hey, Rin.
06:04What?
06:05Why don't you have a boyfriend?
06:07It doesn't matter.
06:08It doesn't matter?
06:09It doesn't matter.
06:11You want to know about the person you like, don't you?
06:14I don't have a boyfriend.
06:16You just said you liked him.
06:18Wait!
06:22You make it sound like a joke.
06:25Then...
06:27Will you be serious if I say yes?
06:29It's not a matter of how you say it.
06:32What?
06:34You need a reason to like someone.
06:40For example?
06:42For example...
06:44We have the same hobbies.
06:45We have the same interests.
06:47We're having fun together.
06:49If you add up all those things,
06:51you become...
06:53Then...
06:56What if I fall in love at first sight?
07:04Ouch!
07:05I don't do that.
07:08Me neither.
07:11See?
07:13But I fell in love with you at first sight.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:24Are you stupid?
07:26Because it's true.
07:34I love you.
07:47I'm pulling the string.
07:49What?
07:51Look.
07:55What should I do?
07:56Let me see.
07:57What should I do?
07:59It's pretty big.
08:01Wow!
08:03Wow!
08:05You did it!
08:07You did it!
08:08I knew you could do it!
08:09Yay!
08:10Yay!
08:21If you do it again,
08:23I'll sink you in jelly!
08:25Okay.
08:33Okay.
08:36Welcome, Mr. Matsumoto.
08:42The food here is great.
08:44Let's start with the appetizers.
08:47There's a variety of champagnes.
08:49Can I have the raw one?
08:51Yes.
08:55Here.
09:03If you need anything, just let me know.
09:07How about the black truffle soup?
09:10They say truffle is one of the three delicacies.
09:12Oh, I'm sorry.
09:14That's a little...
09:16Is that so?
09:17Yes.
09:18Most women would be happy to eat that.
09:21Most?
09:22Yes.
09:23Don't women usually like it?
09:24Something special and expensive.
09:27I wonder how it is to make a woman into a lump.
09:31Everyone has their own taste.
09:34That's true.
09:35There are some oddities, too.
09:38How about the foie gras?
09:41I don't like it.
09:42Caviar?
09:43No.
09:45If you don't like it, it's hard to eat.
09:49If it's not that good, I can eat as much as I want.
09:52It's not good to hate without eating.
09:54It's not good to hate without eating.
09:57I'm just being careful.
09:59I don't want to make a mistake.
10:03I see.
10:05You were so desperate that you couldn't find a lover for eight years.
10:08It's not that I couldn't find one.
10:10I didn't make one.
10:11If you sell it for a high price, you'll be late.
10:13I'll be careful.
10:14It's lonely to live alone in a foreign country.
10:18It's much better than being with a woman who's been through a lot.
10:25That's right.
10:27I've never seen a man like that before.
10:29Is that why you came back?
10:31It's a waste.
10:32Michel is a good man.
10:34No matter how good the food is,
10:36it's not good to eat together.
10:38If it were me, I'd eat what I could.
10:41That's right.
10:42The value of a woman is determined by how much money a man spends on her.
10:45If it's a cheap bar, don't complain about taking me to such a good bar.
10:49I'd rather go to a bar.
10:51You're right.
10:52Even if you go to a high-end bar,
10:54you'll get nervous and get a stiff shoulder.
10:56It's better to make tea.
10:57I'll give you some sweet potatoes.
11:00Mr. Koyaka.
11:01Do you have any medicine?
11:02Yes, I do.
11:03If you're going to eat alone, you should have called me.
11:07You didn't like Matsumoto-chan, did you?
11:09Mr. Koyaka, medicine!
11:10Yes!
11:11I think you said something unnecessary again.
11:13I'm not bad.
11:15Do you know how hard it was to get to that bar?
11:17It's a woman's honor to ride on the back of a man.
11:21I understand how you feel.
11:23But it's not good to go alone.
11:25Actually, I regret it.
11:28I went to an art gallery.
11:30But she wasn't interested.
11:32A woman who leaves a man behind can't understand the delicacy of beauty.
11:37But she ate the sweets I made.
11:42She was a better person than I thought.
11:45She noticed it right away.
11:47She was a kind person.
11:50But anyway, the story doesn't continue.
11:52Make an effort to continue.
11:54That's right.
11:55Don't you think you're a little popular?
11:59If a woman is over 30, the market value will decrease every year.
12:04If you're over 30...
12:05Wait a minute.
12:06What was that?
12:07Are you arguing with me?
12:09I'm just telling the truth.
12:11Ouch!
12:12That effort is annoying.
12:15I don't want to make a waste of effort.
12:17I don't know if it's a waste.
12:18I know.
12:19At our age, just meeting once can be a hobby.
12:26For example?
12:28If you go out with Tada-san, you have to be careful every day.
12:34If you go out with Matsumoto-san, you have to be careful every day.
12:41You'll get tired before you make an effort.
12:48What about you, Junpei?
12:50What?
12:51No, no, no, no, no.
12:53I don't think so.
12:54Why not?
12:55Marriage is fun.
12:56You're a freeter and you're younger than me.
12:59You don't want to get married.
13:01What are you talking about?
13:02Do you want to get married from the beginning?
13:04That's right.
13:05If you don't want to get married, you have to choose your partner.
13:08That's adult love.
13:10Don't be stupid.
13:11That's not love.
13:13It's love to fall in love before you know it.
13:15That's true.
13:17But if you get married and you don't know what will happen to you,
13:23you won't be able to move forward easily.
13:25That's right.
13:26I want to be assured that it's safe to fall in love.
13:29If it's not safe, it's too easy to fall in love.
13:33I don't know what you're talking about, but aren't you just afraid?
13:40Yes.
13:46I'm on my way.
13:49Yes.
14:04That's the worst.
14:10Yes.
14:23I don't care.
14:24I don't care.
14:25I don't care.
14:26Why?
14:27It's my job.
14:36Yes.
14:37I'm on my way.
14:38Hurry up.
14:40I'm on my way.
14:45Where are you taking me?
14:47I don't care.
14:48You can't take me alone.
14:51You won't make it in time.
15:08I'm here.
15:09I'm here.
15:10I'm here.
15:19Hey, you're late.
15:21I'm sorry.
15:22I'm late.
15:23What were you doing?
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:33By the way, who are you?
15:35I'm Rin-chan's...
15:37I'm nothing.
15:38I'm nothing.
15:44I'm hungry.
15:46I'm hungry.
15:53I'm hungry.
16:01Do you want to go eat something?
16:04It's over.
16:05What?
16:06Really?
16:12Let's eat.
16:21Hey.
16:23Don't eat while you work.
16:26I have a meeting tomorrow.
16:28I have to focus on reading.
16:34Hey.
16:36Give it back.
16:38No.
16:41Give it back.
16:43It's fine.
16:44What's fine?
16:46Give it back.
16:48You're with me, so look at me.
16:52Panda.
16:57You're so naive.
16:58You're still a child.
17:01You talk about me like I'm a kid,
17:03but I think you're a lot younger than me.
17:11Do you have to work so hard to get a job?
17:15Do you have to work so hard to get a job?
17:18Do you have to work so hard to get a job?
17:27Hey.
17:28Give me a hug.
17:36You're a hundred times cuter.
17:43See you.
17:44What?
17:45Don't touch my hair!
17:48Bye-bye.
17:49Excuse me.
17:54Four graduates, 175 cm tall,
17:58and over 8 million people a year.
18:03Aizawa-san.
18:04Yes?
18:05You're tired of living alone, right?
18:08Yes.
18:09You don't want to die alone, right?
18:12Yes.
18:13Then let's settle this and this.
18:16Wait, wait.
18:18I have work to do.
18:21This is amazing.
18:23We have a 97% compatibility rate.
18:43What's wrong?
18:44Why are you sighing?
18:46Living is about giving up one thing at a time.
18:51What are you talking about?
18:52Nothing.
18:55You're not wearing hairpins today, are you?
18:59I think I lost my hair.
19:03You're a hundred times cuter.
19:07You know me so well.
19:10But you're cuter.
19:13What are you saying?
19:15Nanako-san, stop calling me cute.
19:18Who else did you call Nanako-san?
19:20Who?
19:21Tell me.
19:22It's nothing.
19:24Hey, what's going on between you and him?
19:28Him?
19:29Yes.
19:30What do you mean by him?
19:35He is him.
19:36What?
19:44Tada-san.
19:45What?
19:46What is it?
19:48Nothing.
19:49What do you think?
19:53Well, he was a good person.
19:56A good person?
19:58I wonder if that kind of person can be happy.
20:00He might be, but I don't care.
20:05I don't care either.
20:06You don't care?
20:07No.
20:08Yamada.
20:09Yes, I'm here.
20:11How long have you been here?
20:13Since you asked me what's going on between you and him.
20:15That's a long time ago.
20:16Kure-san.
20:17Yes.
20:18In love, sensitivity is life.
20:20Sensitivity?
20:21Don't think, feel.
20:24You're good, Yamada.
20:25Yes.
20:29Don't think?
20:32Feel?
20:35It's the worst.
20:36I can't make her look at me.
20:38Moukou-san?
20:39Don't panic.
20:40Really?
20:41I made it clear when I went out with her.
20:44What I really want to enjoy,
20:47I can't enjoy it if I'm not alone.
20:51Beautiful scenery, delicious food,
20:54it's worth it because I'm alone.
20:59Don't say that.
21:01Aren't you lonely?
21:02Hiromi-san is lonely, too.
21:04Really?
21:09Women
21:11want a lot of things from men.
21:17Money, position, appearance.
21:21I've been working hard
21:24to answer
21:26each of them.
21:28That's how I feel.
21:31I'm desperate.
21:35But
21:36every time I meet their expectations,
21:39the armor I wear becomes heavier.
21:43And then
21:45being with a woman
21:48gets harder and harder.
21:53Then I think
21:54it's easier to be alone.
21:57Yes.
21:59But
22:01is that really okay?
22:05Don't you want someone
22:07to take off your armor?
22:13It's not that easy.
22:15Isn't that
22:18what armor is?
22:22I think there are people
22:25who can accept
22:27Nao-chan
22:28as she is.
22:32There are.
22:33There are.
22:37All right!
22:39Let's do it!
22:55You...
23:15What a coincidence.
23:16Do you come here often?
23:19Yes.
23:20When I'm stressed.
23:22I'm surprised.
23:24Is that so?
23:25People like Kinoshita-san
23:27can't help being stressed.
23:30When I'm with people like Matsumoto-san,
23:33especially...
23:41A penholder?
23:42That's a shakehand.
23:45Do you want to fight?
23:49I'm in.
23:54I'm in.
24:04The 11th match is over.
24:06The score is 2 to 4.
24:25I'm sorry.
24:26Was it better to hold back?
24:28No, no.
24:29I thought you were a woman.
24:31From now on,
24:35I'll go all out.
24:37As you wish.
24:55Yes!
24:56Yes!
24:57Yes!
24:58Yes!
24:59Yes!
25:24Yes!
25:28Yes!
25:31Yes!
25:39Yes!
25:41The 11th match is over.
25:47I won.
25:51Yes!
25:52Yes!
25:53Was it really okay to do it here?
25:56Yes.
25:57It's rude to do it here.
25:59Yes.
26:01I come here often.
26:03It's cheap and delicious.
26:08What would you like?
26:09Spinach soba.
26:10Two spinach soba, please.
26:12Yes.
26:16Do you come here often?
26:19Yes.
26:20Actually...
26:24Let's eat.
26:25Let's eat.
26:26Let's eat.
26:33It's delicious.
26:37I'm sorry.
26:39I ate too much.
26:41It's not a big deal compared to the previous course.
26:45When did you start playing table tennis?
26:48In junior high school.
26:50I devoted all my life to it for six years until I graduated from high school.
26:55You are very convincing.
26:58What about you, Matsumoto-san?
27:00I'm the same.
27:03I didn't have a place to play at home,
27:06and I was looking forward to club activities.
27:09You are a strange person.
27:11You are a strange person.
27:22I can't say that.
27:33Thank you for the meal.
27:35You are fast.
27:38If you are in a hurry, please go ahead.
27:42Is that okay?
27:43I'm going to eat alone here.
27:47Then I'll leave it to you.
27:53I'm sorry.
27:56Thank you for the meal.
28:04I kissed Rin-chan.
28:08Kobayashi-kun, water.
28:11Is that you?
28:13Do you want to know what happens next?
28:16Do you want to know what happens next?
28:18Do you think it will end with just a kiss?
28:23Just kidding.
28:25It's over.
28:29Are you relieved?
28:31Why should I be relieved?
28:34Don't you want to lose?
28:36Let's stop it.
28:39Don't you want to lose?
28:41Don't you want to lose?
28:48Tada-san is no good.
28:50You're always hurt by women.
28:52You're always hurt by women.
28:54That's not the problem.
28:58It's closed.
28:59It's closed.
29:01I'm sorry, Matsumoto-chan.
29:03We're not trying to make Rin-chan feel bad.
29:06We're just trying to make her remember the fun of love.
29:11The bill, please.
29:13Matsumoto-san, thank you for everything.
29:16Why? I don't get it.
29:22For people who are far from love,
29:25they need to transform their love-hate relationship into a love-hate relationship.
29:30The most suitable way to do this is air love.
29:34By imagining a real date with another person,
29:37you will be able to be aware of the love in reality.
29:41For example, how do you ask someone out?
29:44What did the other person answer?
30:00Hey!
30:04Hey!
30:16Let's go fishing again.
30:19I'm fine with anywhere as long as I'm with Rin-chan.
30:27What was that?
30:29For example, what kind of restaurant do you go to?
30:32What kind of conversation do you have with the other person?
30:49It's stuck to my mouth.
30:51Rin-chan is really cute, isn't she?
30:58What was that?
31:00And the next one is the most important imagination.
31:03Don't be shy.
31:05Think about it.
31:07How does a kiss feel like?
31:22Wait!
31:26Wait!
31:34Rin-chan.
31:41It's no good!
31:42What's no good?
31:45What?
31:50I'm working, Takahashi-kun!
31:53I'd appreciate it if you could refrain from speaking out loud like that.
31:59I'm sorry.
32:00If I don't do this, I can't think straight.
32:03Be more careful next time.
32:05Shut up.
32:06Kinoshita!
32:07Where's the meeting place?
32:09I forgot.
32:11Hurry up!
32:13I'm in a hurry.
32:17It's no good.
32:18He's driving me crazy.
32:33Tada-san?
32:37Good evening.
32:38Good evening.
32:41Thank you for the other day.
32:44Don't mention it.
32:46Um...
32:48Yes?
32:49What's going on between you and Rin?
32:51What do you mean?
32:52You went on a date, didn't you?
32:54A date?
32:55I just asked her to come to the museum.
32:57Was it love at first sight?
32:58No way!
32:59No, no.
33:01It's not like that.
33:02Could it be...
33:06...that you're in a relationship?
33:08What?
33:09Rin doesn't have a boyfriend.
33:11Some people are cold like that.
33:13I'll tell you what.
33:14I don't have a boyfriend.
33:17I see.
33:24Um...
33:26Did Kinoshita say anything to you?
33:30He said he's a nice guy.
33:39I'm sorry.
33:47I'm sorry.
33:57It's done!
34:03It's already this late?
34:10Huh?
34:12What's going on?
34:20This program is brought to you by Mama's Official Sponsor, P&G.
34:25Morinaga Nyunyo.
34:29Toyota.
34:32Broadcasting from the Banking Association of Japan.
34:36There was a power outage in Tokyo at 10 p.m.
34:40A power outage?
34:41Where?
34:42Chiyoda Ward, Minato Ward, Meguro Ward.
34:46That's where Rin's office is.
34:48She's still at the office.
34:50She's driving around the city.
34:53We don't know the cause of the power outage.
35:05I'm sorry.
35:07I'm sorry.
35:10I'm sorry.
35:13I'm sorry.
35:21I'm sorry.
35:35I'm sorry.
35:42I'm sorry.
36:06Shunpei
36:09Hello?
36:11Rin? It's me.
36:14Shunpei?
36:15There was a power outage.
36:17I was so surprised.
36:19So?
36:21Can we meet up?
36:24I can't.
36:25I'll return your hair clip.
36:28I can't do that.
36:30Why not?
36:32What's wrong?
36:37Nothing.
36:40Where are you?
36:42Are you at work?
36:45I don't care where I am.
36:47Don't you have a power outage?
36:50Are you okay?
36:57I'm on my way.
37:00You don't have to come.
37:21Why didn't you tell me?
37:24You only said one thing.
37:27Help me.
37:41Hello?
37:43Is your power outage okay?
37:45I'm fine.
37:47I heard it was at Rin's place.
37:49Rin is still at work.
37:52She can't move because of the power outage.
37:58Are you okay?
38:00About what?
38:02I have to pick you up.
38:05Why me?
38:07You're scared in the dark.
38:09It's your chance to get rid of it.
38:13What are you trying to do?
38:15A hand.
38:20You kissed me and pulled me.
38:23I didn't hate you that much.
38:28One more push and I win.
38:31Before that,
38:33I want to give you a chance.
38:37I don't need it.
38:39Really?
38:41Then I'll take it.
38:43Go ahead.
38:54Rin.
38:59Rin.
39:23I'm sure there are people who will accept you.
39:35I'm sure.
39:37You're a good girl.
39:39That's right.
39:42Episode 2
39:48In each city, the number of passengers is increasing.
39:52In addition, the number of buses and taxis is increasing.
40:00Yes.
40:01In Gensokyo, the number of traffic jams is increasing.
40:11Rin.
40:27If I'm alone,
40:30what should I do?
40:35In Akasaka, the situation is not good.
40:43According to the governor,
40:45there are many people in the elevator.
40:50The situation is not good.
40:54Someone,
40:57please.
40:59Someone.
41:04Someone.
41:08Someone.
41:10Someone.
41:20Excuse me.
41:25Someone.
41:35Help me.
41:41Someone.
41:44Help me.
42:05Episode 3
42:21What are you doing here?
42:24What are you talking about?
42:26Can't you move?
42:35Episode 4
42:47A game?
42:48What do you mean?
42:49Matsumoto-san, Tada-san, and Shunpei-kun
42:52approached Rin for fun.
42:55What should I do?
42:57Should I tell them?
42:59Of course.
43:00I have to tell them that I was tricked by those three.
43:31I'm sorry.
43:35Idiot.
43:37What do you mean by idiot?
43:40Why didn't you tell me?
43:44You're shameless.
43:46This is not the time to run away.
43:48I know. I know, but...
43:53When you need help,
43:56all you have to say is,
43:58help me.
44:02If you're honest.
44:07It's not that easy to say.
44:12Just say it.
44:13I can't.
44:17I came here without telling you.
44:22I can't be spoiled that easily.
44:27At times like this,
44:30you have to be strong.
44:33If you're spoiled even once...
44:38I'm sure that
44:40in a love that you don't know if it's safe or not,
44:44you'll take a step forward.
44:56I'm sorry.
45:00I'm sorry.
45:16Be spoiled.
45:19You don't have to be spoiled for me.
45:29Don't try so hard.
45:38Rin-chan.
45:42I...
45:44I...
45:47I like you.