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00:30Ah, vous êtes stupide, on est d'accord que vous êtes matchmaker, si vous ne me laissez pas ça, je vous ai dit mille fois, c'est impossible, pas de mariage!
01:00I am the bachelor, and this old maid here is my sister, who is of very sweet nature.
01:09Stupid! Why you not find me the husband? Big shot!
01:13Enough!
01:14Everybody gets married!
01:15Enough!
01:16For strangers, he can find husbands!
01:18Enough!
01:19But for his own sister, he can find nothing!
01:22Enough! Enough! Enough!
01:25Ah! Come in! Come in! Come in!
01:31Psst! Customers, please, no screaming!
01:36This ugly thing is your son, madame?
01:41And because he is so repulsive, no woman will marry him?
01:47For 500 francs, I guarantee to find him a wife unconditionally.
01:52Simply sign here the wedding contract,
01:57and he may select for a wife any woman whose picture is on the wall.
02:04Speak out, anyone!
02:11Mouah!
02:14I want her!
02:18Idiot! You cannot marry the princess!
02:21Yes, yes, get him the princess!
02:23But madame!
02:24We have signed the contract!
02:26But madame!
02:27You set any picture on the wall!
02:32I want to marry with the princess!
02:35Nous avons signé le contract! Nous demandons de princesse!
02:40Princess is ridiculous!
02:42Stupid!
02:45I want to marry with the princess!
02:48You thieves!
02:59Monsieur le matchmaker!
03:05Merci, merci, merci, merci!
03:09Arise, monsieur le matchmaker!
03:12Your Highness, there is someone who loves you very much
03:16and wishes to marry you.
03:19A king, perhaps?
03:22No.
03:24A duke?
03:26No.
03:28A count?
03:29No.
03:30A nobleman?
03:31No.
03:32Then what is his title?
03:34Hector, the garbage collector!
03:40And now, if the princess will sign the wedding contract.
03:47I want to marry with the prince!
03:50Enough!
03:51The princess can only love the hero,
03:54so I will make like the revolution
03:57and you will rescue the princess.
04:00Then she will take you in her arms
04:03and whisper,
04:05I love you, Hector, the garbage collector.
04:09Please, your breath.
04:28Revolution!
04:29Ensemble, c'est voyant!
04:30Traiteurs!
04:31Emmenez vos bataillons!
04:33En avant!
04:34En avant!
04:35En avant!
04:36En avant!
04:38En avant!
04:39Sir, la revolution!
04:41Aidez!
04:42Savez-moi!
04:44Et maintenant, en coup de garde.
04:46Je vais la pauvrer!
04:58La Princesse, je sais.
05:00Non.
05:07Non, la vieille routine d'eau d'eau d'eau.
05:12Aucune femme ne peut résister à ça.
05:32Chaque femme va pour le type de caveman.
05:35Donnez-lui un tapotement d'amour avec le club.
05:38Puis, par son cheveu, vous l'envoyez.
05:58Misérable! Tu as faillite!
06:00Vous êtes stupide!
06:02Donnez-moi ma femme!
06:04C'était moi qui l'ai mariée!
06:06C'était moi qui l'ai mariée!
06:35Stupide! Laissez tomber la rime!
06:37Aïe, idiote! Qu'est-ce que tu fais? Prenez garde!
06:40Ne marchez pas sur le pied!
06:42Stupide!