• 2 months ago
11-year-old Mildred and her estranged father go camping to find a mythological beast for a cash prize that would solve all their financial struggles.
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00:00I'm Mildred, and I'm commonly referred to as a bookworm.
00:07I'm top of my class, straight A's all the way.
00:10School is like heaven for me academically and socially.
00:13I'm borderline obsessed to tell the truth.
00:16I like hunting, fishing, you know, stuff of adventures.
00:24You don't talk like a normal child.
00:26I know.
00:29Hello.
00:31Mildred, it's me, your dad.
00:33I just flew halfway across the world to be with you, little lady.
00:37Great.
00:39Sorry for the whole absent father thing.
00:42What's this?
00:43This is the Canterbury Panther.
00:45No one's ever caught definitive proof.
00:48I could take you.
00:50We leave at first light.
00:55Hey, stick with me. You'll be fine.
00:58You know where you're going, right?
01:01So, what does the average day for an illusionist look like?
01:04I do appearances.
01:06Wow.
01:07You think it's easy making a hundred balloon animals for Vin Diesel's kids?
01:10What the hell is a Vin Diesel?
01:22I heard a creepy sound.
01:24Really? You're 42, Dad?
01:29What did I ever do to you?
01:31Most daughters see their dads more than once a decade.
01:36Mildred.
01:37It's all right to be scared.
01:39I'll look after you.
01:40Go, go, go!
01:41You can't do it!
01:42Yes, you can!
01:45Nice kitty.
01:47Okay, that's officially the craziest thing I've ever seen.
01:50I'm pretty dressed, too.
01:59So, can I make one thing perfectly clear?
02:03What's that?
02:04This tent is a fart-free zone. Clear?
02:07Clear.
02:08Good.
02:12I'm so sorry.
02:14Christ.