Chakzone Cartoon
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00:00Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:04Booty's got the chalk
00:05Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:08Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:10Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:13Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:15Booty's got the chalk
00:16Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:18Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:20Booty's got the chalk
00:21Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:23Booty's got the chalk
00:27Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:29Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:31Booty's got the chalk
00:32Booty's got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:34Booty's got the chalk
00:37Booty's got the chalk
00:39Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:42Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
00:44Chalk
00:48Chalk
00:50Chalk
00:52Chalk
00:54Chalk
01:09Come on, Rudy!
01:10A new island just showed up in the waiting seat!
01:12Here it comes!
01:22There it is, Rudy!
01:25Thanks!
01:26Hey, Rudy, draw us a fire. I brought us some weenies we can roast.
01:29Okay
01:32You can do better than that
01:35That's more like it
01:39What was that?
01:40What was that?
01:41Oh, that was probably just a...
01:48We're really in trouble, Snap
01:50I'll say. These weenies will never get cooked at this rate
02:00Oh, hello, Penny
02:01Snap, what are you doing here? Where's Rudy?
02:05Rudy!
02:10You shouldn't be here, Snap
02:12You've got to go back to Chalk Town before someone sees you
02:16Whoa, wait a minute, Penny
02:18I've got some exploriating to do first
02:21So, where does Rudy sit?
02:23Oh, there he is
02:25And there I am
02:27And unless I miss my guess, this is Reggie Bullnerd's place of business
02:32Huh?
02:33Snap, you have to hide
02:35Oh my gosh, the Chalk Zone entrance
02:42Okay, class, be seated and let's get started
02:47What's this?
02:49Someone's been doing rude drawings again
02:53You know how I feel about cartoons
02:57Hey! What an odd noodle messed up my desk
03:01It will take me a month to reorganize
03:04Mr. Bullnerd, your desk is always messed up
03:09Oh, well, all right then
03:11Let's quickly take attendance
03:13Reggie Bullnerd!
03:14What? Oh, here
03:15Red Latrine!
03:16Yo
03:17Lawrence Bemis!
03:18Here
03:19Penny Sanchez!
03:20Present
03:21Rudy Tabuti!
03:22Uh, here
03:24You're not Rudy
03:26Mr. Wilter, Rudy is participating in a foreign exchange program
03:31And this is his replacement, Snap, uh, um, uh, White
03:36Snap White
03:37And what country are you from, Mr. White?
03:40Uh, Greenland
03:42Excusez-moi, but if you are from Greenland, why are you blue?
03:48Right?
03:49Because it's very cold there, Reggie Bullnerd
03:53Oh, sure
03:54Makes sense to me
03:55Oh, yeah, Greenland
03:56I knew that
03:57You see, Reggie, you should pay more attention to geography
04:01Yes, Mr. Wilter
04:03Hmm, blue smudges
04:06Hey! You messed up my desk!
04:11I will meet you after class and teach you some local customs
04:18Ah, Pasha, all talk, that's what you are
04:22So, Penny, what do you want to do after school today?
04:24Why doesn't Rudy come back and get us out of this?
04:27Because he's having too much fun in Chalk Zone, that's why
04:36Where's the fire?
04:39We have got to get you out of here fast
04:42Hello, blue boy
04:44Hi
04:45I hope you have not forgotten about our appointment outside
04:51Reggie, I warned you about that messy desk
04:55Now you stay after school and straighten up this room
05:00You stay here, I'll come get you once Bullnerd has left
05:04Now don't move
05:06Hey, what's that?
05:09You can leave as soon as you've cleaned out the chalkboard, Reggie
05:13And don't forget to dust the erasers this time
05:17That blue kid is probably half way back to Greenville by now
05:26This game was tougher than it looked
05:29That blue kid is going to be black and blue when I get him
05:41I am so sorry, are you okay?
05:45Well, I could have been seriously injured if you weren't so soft and doughy
05:53Thank you
05:59Rudy, help, Snap is in fight with Bullnerd
06:04Bullnerd, where?
06:06At school, silly, draw new hole
06:09Oh, okay
06:12Greenblatt, Greenblatt, Greenblatt
06:15Come on, Reggie, give me your best shot, I won't even move
06:19Coming up, blue baby
06:23No, my hand is smashed
06:27Mommy, nurse
06:31Tough guy, huh?
06:42Did you miss me?
06:44Rudy, come on
06:46Thank you, thank you, you're too, too kind
06:49Time to go home, Snap
06:51Are you kidding? This place is great, they love me here
06:55What is that?
07:01What kind of a horrible place is this?
07:05Well, I suppose this has been enough adventure for one day
07:08But at least I wasn't goofing off all day like someone I could mention
07:12Say, Rudy, could you give me a hand?
07:15Sure
07:17Thanks, see you
07:21Well, that takes care of that
07:23Oh, hello, Rudy, how was Greenland?
07:27I expect a full report about it from you tomorrow
07:34Nurse
07:38Nurse
07:46Square dance tonight
07:54Hi, Snap
07:56Splocky, Queen Rapshiva's about to come on to call the square dance
08:01Oh, I sure do like her music
08:03Hey, band members, how's it poppin'?
08:07Okay, okay, I doubt it's clear
08:09It's time to see some dancing square
08:11And where's the square?
08:15Over here, over there, get out of your chair
08:17The time has come to be a dancing square
08:20Blocks and cubes and parallelograms
08:22Get on the floor and shake your jam
08:24Walls and bricks and dictionaries
08:26Magazines, movie screens, TVs
08:28Get off those busy cars, here's your chance
08:30Let's just throw a bang on some square dance
08:36Hey, what are you doing on the dance floor?
08:38Get out of my tent, get out of my tent
08:43Snap, will you be my dance partner?
08:48Look, Splocky, just because you were Rudy's first drawing
08:51Don't think I'm gonna give you any special treatment
08:56Oh, all right, come on
09:01Here, somebody got a stick here
09:03Here, it's Popcorn Bed
09:05Come along, little doggies, and get your Popcorn Bed share
09:08Somebody got a stick?
09:16Pops, don't go near Popper's owners
09:20Popcorn Bed
09:31Clumsy feet, you've ruined this square dance
09:35Hey, hey, hey, you guys shouldn't be on the dance floor
09:38I mean, not only are you clumsy, you're not square
09:41I know, I know, it ain't fair
09:43But you gotta move along and let the squares get back to the square dance
09:49Gotcha
09:52Wow, I see what they mean about having two left feet
09:56Yeah, those feet need to be taught a lesson
09:59By someone who can really go toe-to-toe with them
10:03Say, I know just the mud kickers to put those two feet in their place
10:12No more Mr. Tender Toe
10:15No, it's Steel Toed Slim and his trusty sidekick, Rusty
10:20We heard there was some trouble at the square dance
10:23Yeah, these two are gonna give those feet a lesson they'll never forget
10:46Well, they can dance now, but they're still not square enough to square dance
10:50What we all need is a line dance, so everyone can participate
10:54Snap's right, as usual
10:57Of course I am, we want everybody out here on the dance floor
11:01And that goes especially for you minds
11:04Yeah
11:06Now chew your gristle and gulp it slow
11:08Snap your sausage and bump your toe
11:10Try those dill-a-dum-tree-a-bam
11:13Spread that gravy and eat your fill
11:15Everyone here is doing just fine
11:17Circle the square with feet and lines
11:19We love to see you jump and burn
11:21Now we're all together at the new line dance
11:24Yee-haw
11:26Now that's what I call wolfin' it
11:43And here is the famous Coliseum
11:46Where I think they fought the lions
11:48And had the gladiators and the chariot races
11:51And lots of cool stuff like that
11:53Wow, the Coliseum
11:56Gladiators, chariots
11:58I've always wanted to be in a chariot race
12:02Mom, Dad, look, it's the Coliseum
12:05Well, take her easy there, son, I see it
12:09Well, take her easy there, son, I see it
12:11They're serving genuine Italian prosciutto at that stand
12:14Yummy
12:16Well, I've got my eye on that beautiful zucchini over there
12:21But don't you want to see the...
12:23Well, okay then, I'll just go and see the Coliseum myself
12:31Wow, this place must be ancient
12:34Ancient chalk drawings
12:36And it looks like a chariot race
12:53All right
13:03A chalk gladiator?
13:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
13:10He went for the urn again?
13:14Back when I was proving myself
13:17I never behaved in such a manner
13:20If I had behaved that way
13:22I never would have become champion charioteer
13:26Oh, yes, Maldiferous
13:28I think you've made that point rather well
13:31What is this?
13:33There's a strange boy in the arena
13:35Hey, what's going on?
13:39Brody?
13:41Um, nice, pushy cat
13:44Um, want a flake?
13:47Whoa!
13:49Whoa, who's that gladiator with just a piece of chalk?
13:54I don't know, my lord
14:00Hey!
14:06Thank you, thank you
14:14Hey, Brody
14:16Remember what you told me about the circus?
14:19Snap
14:20The circus, Brody
14:21Hey, the lion tamer
14:22You know, the half, the chair, the whip and the...
14:26Oh, yeah, this should do it
14:36All right
14:46Oh, Maldiferous
14:48I must meet this young gladiator
14:51Who dares to take on the lion
14:54But he's not that impressive, my lord
14:57Don't push it, Brody
14:59Quit while you still have a head
15:02Whoa, I'm impressed
15:06Bring me that boy
15:09Well, you heard the little man
15:13So what are you doing here?
15:16I saw this here poster about ancient Rome
15:18So, you know, vini vidi vici, here I am
15:21Ancient Rome?
15:23Then these chalk drawings must be thousands of years old
15:27You know, the chalk Roman empire lasted a lot longer than the real one
15:31Bravo, bravo
15:35Your heroic display is most impressive
15:39Tell us your name, young gladiator
15:41Broody to booty, your highness
15:43Nice digs you got here
15:46How dare you speak to the emperor that way
15:50No, no, Odiferous, let him go
15:53These are our guests
15:55Yeah, yeah, you heard the man
15:57I'm so pleased you could join us
16:01Broody to booty
16:03You are a lad of great courage and abilities
16:07Oh, thank you, your highness
16:09I would be honored if you would sit at my right hand
16:12To watch today's chariot race
16:15What? What? What?
16:20But your highness
16:22This is the last champion chariot here
16:24It is for me and me alone to sit at your right hand
16:27Yes, I know
16:29And you have been poisoning the atmosphere here for 2,000 years
16:33I want Broody to booty to sit beside me now
16:36Thanks, your highness
16:38But I'd really much rather be in a chariot race
16:41You? A mere boy in a chariot race?
16:46I think it's a splendid idea
16:50It can't be. I mean, look here
16:54The law specifically states a...
16:57Aha! Yes, here it is
16:59In order to compete in a chariot race
17:01A charioteer must prove himself in the arena
17:04Oh, Rodus Tabotus has done that
17:07And have logged a minimum of 72 hours in a chariot
17:11Going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
17:16But you forgot about this, Odiferous
17:19If a boy measuring 4 feet 7 inches should magically appear
17:23And defeat a lion using only a piece of chalk
17:26That boy will be allowed to compete in a chariot race
17:29Well, that is settled
17:30The race will begin in half an hour
17:32Come on, Broody
17:33Let us go grease up the wheels of our Jupiter
17:36So be it
17:37You will race this Rodus Tabotus
17:39And if he wins, he will be champion charioteer
17:44No one has ever defeated me
17:46And no one ever will
17:49Okay, Rodus
17:50While you're at it
17:51Why don't you make us a turbocharged chariot
17:53With about 150 horsepower
17:56Nope, I'm gonna win this race fair and square
17:59Oh, come on, Broody
18:01That Odiferous has been round and round and round
18:06This is our first time
18:08You gotta give us some kind of edge
18:10No way
18:11Ben Hur didn't cheat
18:13Neither will I
18:40Hold your nose, we're gaining on him
18:42We'll see about that
19:04Broody, don't jump
19:07Jump? I only have two hands
19:12Does that have a spare tire?
19:14Right here
19:15Hurry!
19:16Coming right up
19:25Holy spokes, nice job
19:28Oh, no you don't
19:31We're going the wrong way
19:33Broody, can you throw it in reverse?
19:35Hang on, Snap
19:42Oh, no, they're going in reverse
19:52Hey, what the...
19:56My horses are behind me now
20:00You can't let him win with rear-wheel drive
20:08Get ready to eat it, Odiferous
20:11Not a chance, talk boy
20:34Thank you, thank you, my people, thank you
20:38I gotta get back to real world, Snap
20:40My parents must be worried sick
20:42Besides, my dream has come true
20:46I've been in a chariot race
20:48Not just that, my friend
20:51You've won a chariot race
20:54All right, Broody, you get on back
20:56I'll cover for yous
20:57Thank you, thank you so much
21:00Rudus tabudus, I hereby declare you the winner and...
21:04Where is Rudus tabudus?
21:08Broody!
21:11Hi
21:12Oh, there you are
21:14You gave us quite a scare, Rudy
21:16Oh, there was nothing to be scared of, Dad
21:19I just fought a lion and won a chariot race
21:26Oh, Rudy, you do have the most active imagination
21:30I'll say, son, you know, you should be a writer
21:40I lug it in and I plug it in and I crank right up to twelve
21:44I swing off on my strings and they go
21:48The keyboard's always grinning at a joke it never tells
21:52But we share all our secrets when we...
21:55It's an all-day jam
22:03It's an all-day jam
22:08Jam with the band and we're taking our stand
22:10And we're making our brand of music
22:12A cop shirt, take a beatin'
22:14Check it like a boom-boom-boom
22:16You knock them down, they turn around with
22:19It's an all-day jam
22:27It's an all-day jam
22:32With the band and we're taking our stand
22:34And we're making our brand of music for you
22:37Chug, chug, chug, chug
22:42Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
22:45Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug
22:47Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
22:50Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
22:53Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
22:55Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
22:58Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
23:00Rudy's got the chug
23:03Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
23:05Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
23:08Rudy's got the chug, the chug, the chug, chug, chug
23:11Rudy's got the chug
23:13Rudy's got the chug
23:16Chug, chug, chug, chug