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00:00You're 27 years old, aren't you?
00:05I'm 20 years old.
00:06You have a wife, don't you?
00:07I live alone.
00:08You like curry, don't you?
00:09I like ramen.
00:15Dodoria Santa is dangerous.
00:18You missed it.
00:20There's no way a young idol like that has a wife.
00:23I can understand that.
00:25Is it okay to broadcast like that?
00:27It's okay.
00:29There's no one who would get mad at a local program like this.
00:44You must be Dodoria Santa.
00:48I saw you on TV the other day.
00:50Do you really have psychic powers?
00:54It's okay here.
00:55Get off.
01:00I'm not saying anything bad.
01:02I just want you to show me.
01:04If you don't want to die, get out of here.
01:24Hey, hey.
01:37I thought you'd bring a scumbag again.
01:40You're not human.
01:43My grandchild has a lot of problems.
01:46I'm stressed out and my skin is dry.
01:51Come on.
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05:15I'll kill all of you.
05:18Even if you're human.
05:23Goodbye.
05:24Soba!
05:38Okaru!
05:41You've been gone all this time?
05:42Shut up.
05:43I'm sure you're looking at Bakatono right now.
05:46That's not it.
05:47We need to talk.
05:49Did you go to the haunted spot?
05:53I did.
05:54But not with me.
05:55With a friend.
05:57Why?
05:59Why?
06:00We talked about it.
06:01And that's how it happened.
06:07Bakatono is a treasure of Japan.
06:09Hey, are you listening?
06:12I didn't see the guy.
06:14If he's not here, we're in trouble.
06:18If you're a bad guy, I'll kill you.
06:22What kind of guy are you?
06:23Are you wearing glasses?
06:27You don't believe in ghosts, do you?
06:31Besides, I'm a Christian.
06:37How long are you going to keep it to yourself?
06:40You're going to get in trouble.
06:42Answer me!
06:44Don't listen to her.
06:46I'm not a bad guy.
06:48I'm just a fake.
06:55Grandma.
07:01I'm sorry.
07:02I was wrong.
07:05So tell me.
07:06What happened to the bad guy?
07:09Go to the main shrine.
07:12You bitch!
07:14I won't forgive you if something happens to Okaru!
07:19I didn't want to miss this chance.
07:21He just likes Okaru.
07:23He just wanted a friend.
07:26It's my fault.
07:27I forced him to go there.
07:30I'm sorry, Okaru!
07:33Okaru!
07:38Ayase!
07:39I'm so glad!
07:40I thought you killed Ayase!
07:45Hey, Ayase!
07:48Ayase!
07:50You're alive!
07:51You're wearing glasses!
07:52What?
07:53What's that supposed to mean?
07:54You're alive.
07:55You didn't touch me!
07:58I'm so irritated.
08:00I'm sorry.
08:07When did you become friends with the monster?
08:10You scared me!
08:12The curse won't work on you.
08:14But if you go outside again,
08:16you'll go back to being a monster.
08:18Why did you kill him?
08:20You liar.
08:22You were desperate.
08:24Do you like him?
08:26No!
08:27He was taken by the Turbo Bavarian.
08:30The curse won't work on him
08:32as long as he's taken by the Bavarian.
08:36I'm responsible for this.
08:38I just want to do something for him.
08:41Really?
08:42Do you like him?
08:43I said no!
08:45So,
08:46I can use my psychic powers.
08:49What are you talking about?
08:50I went to a place where I could meet the UFO.
08:53I met a lot of people there.
08:55There's no way there's a UFO.
08:57I know how you feel.
08:59I felt the same way yesterday.
09:01Anyway,
09:02it's true that I can use my psychic powers.
09:05But if I don't get rid of the curse,
09:07I'll be in trouble.
09:08I'm sure you have psychic powers.
09:10I don't know what you're talking about.
09:13But,
09:14the Turbo Bavarian
09:16is a troublesome monster.
09:20In the past,
09:21they were called the Hundred Kilo Bavarian.
09:23It's a modern monster
09:25that's been rampaging all over the country.
09:27I've heard that the Turbo Bavarian
09:29has been sitting in that tunnel for a long time,
09:33so I went to see what was going on.
09:37It was strange.
09:39I couldn't even get close to the tunnel
09:41because of my psychic powers.
09:45Do you know what a self-destruct spirit is?
09:48It's a spirit that has a strong attachment
09:50to the place where it lives.
09:53They're almost the strongest
09:55in their territory.
09:58No spirit can fight
10:00a self-destruct spirit.
10:04That self-destruct spirit was in that tunnel.
10:09Do you know what that means?
10:14The Turbo Bavarian and the self-destruct spirit
10:16have merged.
10:21Don't touch that.
10:23I don't want to lose my precious grandchild, either.
10:29It has nothing to do with you,
10:32so forget about it.
10:36Go back to your daily life.
10:40If I were Ken Labna,
10:42what would I do at a time like this?
10:45I always get lost.
10:47What would I do?
10:49That's what I always think when I'm lost.
10:52I've never regretted it.
10:55So...
10:56I'm 100% sure I'll save you, Mr. Ken!
10:59That's why I'll do the same!
11:03Mr. Ken, you...
11:05What's wrong with you?
11:07No, it's not about him!
11:09Hey, you're in trouble.
11:11How do you feel?
11:12No!
11:14I'm talking about the actor!
11:16It can't be helped.
11:17If you insist...
11:20Play tag with the Turbo Bavarian.
11:22What?
11:23He has absolute confidence in his legs.
11:26If you provoke him,
11:28he'll take advantage of it.
11:30The problem starts now.
11:32The territory of the self-destruct spirit is in the city.
11:34From there, invite the Turbo Bavarian to the city.
11:37Don't let him catch you.
11:39If you pull him away from the territory,
11:41he'll weaken and you'll be able to defeat him.
11:45No, no, look at my weak legs.
11:47I can't play tag with the Turbo Bavarian.
11:50That's not what I'm talking about.
11:52Can't you do something with that barrier?
11:54You can put it in the tunnel.
11:58I can't do that.
12:00In the first place, I can't help you.
12:02Huh? What's that?
12:04My barrier magic is just borrowing the power of the gods who live in this land.
12:08If you use the godly spirit we live in,
12:11you can't use this ability.
12:13We have territory, too.
12:15All lands have their own gods.
12:18The problem is whether it's home or away.
12:21Anyway, this is the only way to defeat the Turbo Bavarian.
12:24If you train your body now,
12:26you'll be able to escape from the Bavarian.
12:28Are you serious?
12:30No matter how hard we try,
12:32we won't be able to participate in the tournament.
12:34It's not you.
12:36Huh?
12:37It's him.
12:38Oh, I see.
12:40You're finally talking to me.
12:43Sorry, I forgot.
12:45But you don't have any stamina.
12:47Not at all.
12:49We have to control the curse.
12:52Then I'll run with Momo.
12:54Ayase-san, how much do you weigh?
12:56Hey, do you want to die?
12:58No, I can't.
13:00I can't do it twice when I'm in a curse state.
13:03Right.
13:04Then train so you can do it all the time.
13:07From now on, you'll be doing push-ups, abs, and squats.
13:09Do five sets a hundred times.
13:10What?
13:11Do it.
13:12Also, Momo,
13:13your psychic powers.
13:15You need to level up more than you are now.
13:20If I can't help you,
13:22you'll have to get stronger yourselves.
13:25That's why I'm going to train you.
13:28That's all for today.
13:29We'll start tomorrow.
13:31Put on your glasses and start working out.
13:33Oh, okay.
13:35You're young, Grandma.
13:38You're annoying.
13:43Ayase-san, I'm sorry.
13:46Huh?
13:48When I fought that big guy,
13:50I was so desperate that I could only think about myself.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:56No, it can't be helped.
13:58But Ayase-san was different.
14:01She saved herself and defeated monsters.
14:05But if that happens again,
14:08I'll do my best to save Ayase-san.
14:12So I don't want you to disappear.
14:15Please don't stop being my friend.
14:20I'm not going to disappear.
14:22You're thinking too much.
14:26Why did you close the door so quickly?
14:29Oh, that's...
14:30See? I knew it! You disappeared!
14:33No, I didn't!
14:35I'm the one who's disappearing right now.
14:38I'm sorry.
14:40You looked cool when you were fighting.
14:44But Okarun stinks.
14:46I'm sure I'll save you next time.
14:50You can sleep there tonight.
14:52I'll go get a blanket.
14:55Ah...
14:59Ayase-san!
15:01Huh?
15:02Um...
15:06I...
15:09I'm thirsty. Can I have some water?
15:14Can I take this barley tea?
15:17Sure.
15:19Breaking news!
15:21Shoma-san, a popular idol, has been found dead.
15:25He's not only 20 years old, but 27 years old as well.
15:29He doesn't like ramen.
15:31He likes curry.
15:33Get a hold of yourself.
15:35Also,
15:36the person you're talking to...
15:37Sekio...
15:38is not here.
15:44I don't care about that kind of news.
15:48Ayase-san!
15:50This is bad.
15:51Okarun wants to go to the bathroom!
15:54Go.
15:55No, this is a really bad case.
15:58If we don't see Okarun, the curse will be broken.
16:01In other words, we have to see Okarun go to the bathroom!
16:05Go see it.
16:06I don't want to see that!
16:08Who's going to see it?
16:09It's a crime to trample on people's dignity!
16:12Please don't look down on me!
16:17Hey, is there a good way?
16:20First of all, how are you suppressing the curse?
16:23Um...
16:24How should I put it...
16:26I can see Okarun's aura.
16:29Aura?
16:30If I squeeze that aura, it gets smaller.
16:35It's like I can suppress the curse.
16:38Everyone has an aura.
16:40There are different colors,
16:42but there are also trees and stones.
16:44I can grab that aura and make it move freely.
16:47It's a small area, though.
16:49I thought psychic powers were more versatile,
16:53but they're pretty restrictive.
16:57The moment I woke up to psychic powers,
16:59it was even more amazing.
17:01It's like all my imaginations came true.
17:04It's like I'm invincible.
17:06But it's all gone now.
17:09All I can do now is grab the aura.
17:11Momo, close your eyes.
17:13I can't!
17:14If I do that, the curse will be broken.
17:16You can't rely on your senses.
17:19Use your five senses.
17:21For example, your sense of taste.
17:23If you can grasp the aura,
17:25you should be able to feel it.
17:27Close your eyes and feel the aura with your skin.
17:33Feel it slowly.
17:40It's cold.
17:42How is it?
17:44Yeah.
17:45It's transforming.
17:46It's no good.
17:47Is it bad?
17:49I'm at my limit now!
17:52I can't take it anymore!
17:53What are you going to do, Momo?
17:54He's going to break free.
17:55You said you'd do it!
17:57I don't want to be seen in the bathroom!
17:59But...
18:00I don't want to get wet anymore!
18:03Wait a minute!
18:04I'm going to the bathroom!
18:07You have the nerve to shit in someone else's house!
18:10I'm desperate, too!
18:12Who said you could buy a toilet?
18:14Are you stupid?
18:16I'm going to get it right now!
18:18I'm going to get it right now!
18:19I'm going to get it right now!
18:20I'm going to get it right now!
18:21I'm going to get it right now!
18:22I'm going to get it right now!
18:24You're good, Takakura!
18:26I got it!
18:27Takakura!
18:32It's humiliating.
18:33Don't say that.
18:35I've always wanted to experience the unknown.
18:38I wanted to be kidnapped by aliens.
18:40Really?
18:41But this is too much.
18:43I want to be freed from this curse.
18:46Momo, when you woke up, you said you were invincible.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Maybe that's Momo's true power.
18:55For some reason, that power seems to be sealed.
18:58Isn't that a little cool?
19:01It's a pain.
19:02I have to release my power little by little during training.
19:06I don't know how long it will take.
19:09It's going to take a while for the kid's body to be remodeled, so it's okay.
19:13Do I have to be in the bathroom for a while?
19:16That's what I'm saying.
19:20Grandma's out!
19:21Grandma's out!
19:22Grandma?
19:23Grandma!
19:25What the hell are you doing to Grandma?
19:28Is it a heart attack or a stroke?
19:30I'm going to let you choose your cause of death.
19:34My curse will be complete.
19:36I'm going to take this kid back.
19:39Anyone who sees the kid will be cursed to death.
19:43Don't underestimate me.
19:46I won't give you any time.
19:49Come to the tunnel tonight.
19:51If you don't, I'll use this kid to curse everyone around you.
19:56Tonight.
19:58Got it?
20:03A nosebleed?
20:04Grandma!
20:05What the hell is this?
20:06There's blood coming out of your ears!
20:08Doesn't your head hurt?
20:11Momo, let's hear what happened.
20:16Are you really going to wear this?
20:18It's hard to see before.
20:20That's a bandage for the evil spirits.
20:22Make sure you wear it.
20:24If you don't, you'll die easily.
20:26I know.
20:27We look like this, but we're beating up aliens.
20:30There's no way there are aliens.
20:32Don't mess with me.
20:34Yes, ma'am.
20:35You're always causing trouble.
20:40You haven't listened to me since you were a kid.
20:43You're so annoying.
20:44You're so annoying.
20:47Let's go.
20:52Momo.
20:53You're so annoying.
21:00Don't die.
21:04Okay.
21:10Please.
21:12Please protect them.
21:18Why did you take the train?
21:19It's too far by bicycle.
21:21I don't want to waste my energy before I get there.
21:24I won't forgive you.
21:27I'm sorry.
21:28I did it for myself.
21:29No!
21:31He tried to hurt my precious thing.
21:35I'll beat him up.
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