Comedy Innings with Champions - Rohit, SKY, Shivam, Axar, Arshdeep _ Kapil Sharma, Bacha Hua Content
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00:00I can't even read it.
00:29When you become a world champion,
00:31you become confident when you speak English.
00:33And if you lose,
00:35you can't even speak English properly.
00:40Rohit bhai, people respect the captain.
00:42They respect him on the pitch.
00:43But when he was coming back to take the entry with the kids,
00:45Dubey ji was saying,
00:46we'll do whatever the captain says.
00:47The kids can do whatever they want.
00:48This is the identity of a good team.
00:53When we were in Barbados,
00:54our flight was for the next day.
00:57We found out that the flight wasn't going to take off.
00:59We had to stay here for two more days.
01:01Because I told them that there was a hurricane.
01:04So, all the airports were closed.
01:06So, I asked them to go to their rooms and sleep there.
01:09So, we all partied the whole night.
01:12It's good that you got a chance to party.
01:13Absolutely.
01:14And we were in the hotel.
01:15We couldn't go out.
01:16Because nothing was allowed outside.
01:19Everything was closed.
01:22So, we were in the hotel.
01:23Everyone had a lot of fun.
01:25It's okay.
01:26Tell us about the story you told us.
01:29The story you told us.
01:31Two of our physios went upstairs.
01:33They were looking for us.
01:35Two of them were missing.
01:37They called us up and asked if we were sleeping.
01:39We told them that we were sleeping.
01:40They asked us to come down.
01:41Within five minutes, everyone came down and started dancing.
01:48This answer is for the TV.
01:49He asked the truth.
01:51Tell us the truth.
01:52You were on the beach the whole day.
01:56Arshdeep said that the beach was fine.
01:58He wanted to know what happened in the middle of the beach.
02:01Only Arsh can do that.
02:03Because he is a bachelor.
02:06A bachelor's heart is broken, right?
02:08No, it's not like that.
02:10It's fun.
02:12I can shop.
02:13But they can only shop through the window.
02:14So, they get stuck there.
02:21Even if my bill is high, it's not a problem.
02:27I will ask you some questions related to films.
02:30Who all do I love?
02:31Do we have any cricketers?
02:34No, we don't have anyone like that.
02:36Who is the flirt the most?
02:39No, he did that movie to win the title.
02:41We can't win that title.
02:43Actually, he is the biggest player.
02:45Where did you see me playing?
02:48Where did you see me playing?
02:50You play on the same stage every time a heroine comes.
02:54We talk on the stage. What's there to talk about?
02:57You have to play on the stage.
02:59No..
03:00You play with your eyes. You flirt.
03:02Yes, but it's not that fun on the stage.
03:08Let me tell you what happens in our show.
03:10If an artist's performance is not good
03:14they don't wait for the show to end.
03:16They don't even sit in the van.
03:19They just get out of the car.
03:21When you scored 24 runs in one over..
03:31What was going on in your mind?
03:33Did you see the blanket?
03:35No, I saw something else.
03:36Like Rohit said, the monkey was lying there.
03:39I told him to hurry up.
03:41Let me finish my over first.
03:42If someone scores a ball, it will affect others.
03:45So, I was standing with him.
03:47What is he doing? What's wrong with him?
03:50Obviously, I was scared for five minutes.
03:53And everyone's attitude was that
03:55anything can happen till the last ball.
03:57So, I thought that if I keep myself down
04:03it will affect the other players as well.
04:06So, I started running.
04:09I went to the boundary but no one abused me.
04:12So, that was very..
04:14If there was a match like this in India
04:16I think everyone would have abused me after 15 overs.
04:20But when I went to the boundary, everyone was cheering.
04:23You can see the result.
04:25It was very good.
04:29Bye, Patel.
04:30I will give you a cue card.
04:32You have to hold it like this.
04:34You don't know what's written on it.
04:35All four of them will tell you what's written on it.
04:41And you have to guess.
04:42Ready, Rohit?
04:43Yes.
04:43Give it to me.
04:50Here you go, sir.
04:52Surya, come on.
04:53Surya's future in acting is good.
04:54Yes.
04:59Billy Gordon.
05:00His tuning is so good.
05:02Wow! Amazing!
05:04What is this?
05:05He gives out like this.
05:07I see.
05:09Come on, Mr. Dubey.
05:11Hrithik Roshan.
05:12Oh!
05:13Wow!
05:14Amazing!
05:15I was wondering which character acts like this.
05:19Okay.
05:22How?
05:23Like this.
05:25No, he does this.
05:28Let's give him some build-up.
05:30Hey!
05:32Michael Jackson.
05:33Yes!
05:34And Steve's career is also good.
05:36Yes!
05:37He is good.
05:38Very nice.
05:41This is Surya's character.
05:51It's a fictional character.
05:52Yes.
05:53Okay.
05:57In-swinger.
06:00Is he a cricketer?
06:01No, his name is not a cricketer.
06:02Bumrah.
06:03No.
06:03Who in-swings in his team?
06:05He is an old in-swing bowler.
06:07From South Africa.
06:07Who was he?
06:08Donald Duck.
06:09Yes.
06:10Okay.
06:14Oh, no.
06:15He is dead.
06:16Dad.
06:17Seven crores.
06:21Seven crores.
06:23Seven crores.
06:27Oh, no.
06:29Oh, no.
06:32This and this.
06:34What is seven crores?
06:35Oh, no.
06:36Oh, no.
06:37Oh, no.
06:38What is seven crores?
06:38We talk so much.
06:41You will have to bend a little.
06:42He is abusing me.
06:43Brother.
06:44You are not able to understand.
06:47Brother.
06:49You will die after eating Kheer.
06:53I mean, Bachchan.
06:56This is your talent.
07:02There are many people who do multitasking.
07:05Like Arshdeep.
07:05He does bowling very well.
07:07He does poetry very well.
07:08Oh.
07:10Are you following Mr. Sidhu?
07:13You want to do commentary in future.
07:14No, he does it well.
07:15He does it well. Mr. Sidhu.
07:17He used to do it well.
07:18His day was going bad.
07:23Hello, Mr. Kapil.
07:24Hello, ma'am.
07:24My name is Hiteshri.
07:26I am a teacher in the school.
07:28I have applied for CL today.
07:30I have applied for leave.
07:31I am not feeling well today.
07:33Okay.
07:34Because I wanted to meet Mr. Rohit.
07:35Doesn't Netflix come to your principal's house?
07:37Yes.
07:40I have a request to Mr. Rohit.
07:42Mr. Rohit, your reel was very viral.
07:45If you could be with us for a little while..
07:48Sir, please.
07:50Please.
07:51Please, sir.
07:52Please.
07:53Please, sir.
07:54Please.
07:55Clap.
07:56Clap.
07:57Yes.
07:58Very good.
08:00Please.
08:02Babu doesn't know how to act.
08:04He is not able to dance.
08:15Come on, sir.
08:17No, sir.
08:18He has been dancing for four years now.
08:19Don't make him dance.
08:21He is hot.
08:22Come on.
08:23Come on.
08:24He is hot.
08:25He is hot and he is not able to dance.
08:28No.
08:30Wow.
08:36Thank you, sir.
08:40Thank you, Kapil, sir.
08:41That was great.
08:44Which subject do you teach?
08:45Dance teacher.
08:47Primary, secondary.
08:48Is that what she teaches you?
08:52Friends, today we celebrated the victory
08:54with the world winners.
08:55Just keep dancing and smiling
08:57The Great Indian Capriccio, every Friday, only on Netflix.