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00:29Oi!
00:30What?
00:31What are you doing getting dressed?
00:32No, I can't, I can't go.
00:33It's lunchtime.
00:34Kim's gonna kill me.
00:35She's been running the salon,
00:36all on her own, all morning.
00:37I thought we could have a little talk.
00:38Well, I've got 12 missed calls,
00:39eight missed texts.
00:40Even by Kim's standards,
00:41that is a lot.
00:42Fair enough.
00:43How about a bit later?
00:44Erm...
00:45Yeah.
00:46Yeah.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Yeah.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Yeah.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Yeah.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Yeah.
00:59That sounds good.
01:05I'm gonna be so late.
01:07Well, I can drop you if you want.
01:08No, it's...
01:09I'm just better off.
01:10Are you scared your little schoolmates might see me?
01:12No.
01:13It's just that I told Lily
01:15that I'd walk back with her.
01:17So...
01:19Come here.
01:29What's wrong?
01:31I've got...
01:32I've got to go.
01:34How long are you gonna make me wait for?
01:37I told you, I'm gonna be late.
01:39Yeah, but we've been seeing each other for weeks.
01:41Like...
01:42I splashed out on dinner and everything.
01:45I know that.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47I just...
01:48I thought you were different to the other girls.
01:50More mature.
01:54I've got to go.
01:55Hold up!
01:56Avani!
01:59Then, afterwards...
02:01Come on, you.
02:02We'll get some burgers for dinner.
02:04Yeah?
02:06Well, how would I mind going to the zoo
02:08and having a few burgers myself?
02:10What's all this?
02:11We are having a special day.
02:14Penny's given me a second chance by not going to the police
02:16and I just want to make the most of it.
02:18Right.
02:19Well, you make sure...
02:20you spoil that little man, yeah?
02:22Can you say, thank you, Nanny?
02:24Oh, good boy.
02:25Shall we go see the giraffes?
02:27Yeah?
02:28Come on, then.
02:29We'll see you later.
02:30Bye-bye, bubba.
02:31Bye.
02:32Don't touch them.
02:33They smell.
02:34Here.
02:35Yeah?
02:36I hope she realises how much Penny's put on the line
02:39so that she doesn't get banged up.
02:41I can't understand why she would do such a thing.
02:43Yeah, well, that'd be down to Jack.
02:45Oh, and you not coming home last night.
02:47Was that your way of saying thank you to him?
02:51I need more coffee.
02:52Mm.
02:53So what are you saying?
02:54You're giving him a second chance?
02:55Have you not pressed send on the divorce application yet?
02:57What?
02:58What?
02:59Oh, I'm on a lunch break, you said.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Because I've been juggling all these customers
03:02while you've been getting...
03:03You'd better get on, then.
03:05You're late already.
03:14Right, so what's all this in aid of, then?
03:16Could I not just buy my cousin lunch?
03:19Oh, I thought you were skin.
03:22What?
03:23I just want to talk.
03:24Talk?
03:25Well, you kind of freaked me out last night.
03:28You know what you said about your dad?
03:29You were going to ruin him.
03:30Oh, May.
03:31What?
03:32Don't.
03:33You've got to admit, it don't sound good, does it?
03:35I was angry.
03:36I'm still angry.
03:38It's just going to take me some time to get over it.
03:41OK?
03:43I'm not going to do anything stupid, am I?
03:45Oh.
03:46Yeah, OK.
03:51Five minutes from now,
03:52you'll be sparked out from a sugar crash.
03:54Says the man who fell asleep next to you
03:56on the sofa last night.
03:58How are you doing?
03:59Yeah, my condition is a minor miracle
04:02if I make it through the day, so...
04:04I made no apology for napping with this one.
04:07Hasn't he seen you like this?
04:09Like what?
04:10Well, maternal, I suppose.
04:13Maternal?
04:14This woman raised four kids by herself.
04:18Yeah, I know.
04:19Whilst also running a family business.
04:21Suki is the very definition of a tiger mum.
04:25Yeah, Nish, I was just joking.
04:27I know Suki loves children.
04:29Yeah, sometimes, and I include my own in that.
04:31Careful!
04:32Tell me about it.
04:33It's just that this little one makes you look so easy,
04:35don't you, bud?
04:36Beautiful.
04:37You all right?
04:41Excuse me.
04:43Oh, darling.
04:48Strange, though, seeing you two pair in happy families.
04:50Oh, I'm not doing it for him.
04:52I'm doing it for the grandkids, Kathy.
04:54You know, the way things are with Habiba,
04:56this might be my only chance to spend some time with Ty.
04:59I reckon Nish thinks he's got his feet back under your table.
05:05Suki, after everything he's done,
05:07are you sure you can trust him?
05:09He's nothing to worry about, Kathy.
05:10He can barely walk.
05:11Are you sure?
05:12There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal.
05:18I don't know why you don't start telling me what's going on with you and Jack.
05:21I mean, we tell each other everything, don't we?
05:22I don't tell you nothing.
05:24What?
05:25To have it all round the square.
05:26You do know that people call you Fox News.
05:28Oh, that's harsh.
05:30Fair.
05:31Wow.
05:32Denise?
05:33Oh, hello, dear.
05:35I just, um, I wanted to check you were OK.
05:38Oh, I think she's OK.
05:40Yeah, well, there's more than OK.
05:42What you did for Chelsea, I did it for Jordan.
05:45Well, she owes you.
05:47We all do.
05:48And if there's anything at all I can do for you, you know...
05:51Yeah, anything, yeah?
05:52Hair, nails, coffees, anything you want, half price, OK?
05:56Just for you.
05:57Yeah, obviously not the coffee,
05:59cos I can just make the coffee for free, you know?
06:00I mean, I've just made you a coffee, I've got a coffee.
06:02You want a coffee?
06:03You want a coffee or tea?
06:04Um...
06:06So, you and Ed, you're back together again?
06:12Um, well, everything's kind of up in the air.
06:17A lot's gone on.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Yeah.
06:21None of my business.
06:22As long as you're happy.
06:24Personally, I won't be able to do it, but...
06:27What do you mean?
06:29Him and Stacey.
06:31Him and Stacey.
06:33All the lying and running about behind your back.
06:36What that did to you, to our whole family,
06:39I just don't want us to go through all that trauma again.
06:42You didn't deserve it.
06:44And Ricky and Amy certainly don't.
06:46He's got this image, hasn't he?
06:48Jack Brunning, man of steel.
06:50But everything he touches ends up broken.
06:53But we all go running back for more, don't we?
06:56If it was me, I'd have submitted those divorce papers a long time ago.
07:03Penny.
07:05Darling.
07:07I know what you're trying to do, I really do.
07:10You're trying to hurt your dad, but it's not going to work.
07:14Because me and Jack, whatever our future is,
07:17that's up to us.
07:19Not you.
07:21Or anyone else.
07:23All right?
07:25Speaking of which, I'm meant to be meeting him down at Vig later.
07:29You'll be all right here by yourself?
07:32Oh, well, actually, I've got...
07:36I've got no choice.
07:38Coffee, tea, tea, coffee?
07:47Left you on read, has he?
07:49Young Sheldon stood you up. That's tragic.
07:51Oh, man. Boring.
07:54Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.
07:56I wasn't trying to, like, take a leak or anything.
07:59I just didn't mean to wind you up.
08:01Are you all right?
08:03Of course.
08:05Lily, can I ask you something?
08:07Like, can you promise me you don't go no-thug?
08:10Of course.
08:12So, you...
08:14You know when you and Ricky, like, did it?
08:17What was it like?
08:19Did it hurt?
08:21Where is this coming from?
08:23This bloke you're seeing is not like...
08:25You're not going to... No, I was just asking.
08:28You know I only have five minutes.
08:30Lily, I'm literally, like...
08:32Look, me and Ricky did it once,
08:35and look what happened.
08:39Yeah, right, I was just chatting anyway, so I didn't think it was stupid.
08:43I mean it.
08:45Yeah, of course.
08:50Mmm.
08:52Mmm.
08:54Like you lost a penny and found a pound.
08:57Yeah, well, things are looking up.
08:59Oh, and, er...
09:01Here are the legs.
09:03Well, I'm happy for you.
09:05I meant what I said about us being mates.
09:07Yeah, I'd like that.
09:09Yeah, we've got to stick together anyway, haven't we?
09:11Safety and numbers and all that.
09:13Looks like our granddaughter is getting the terrible twos early.
09:16Do you really think we stand a chance against her?
09:18I think Lisa would go down fighting.
09:21Mates, yeah? Yeah, mates.
09:31All right? How are you feeling after yesterday?
09:33Have you got a minute? Are you always?
09:35Let me munch this and I'll buy you a pint.
09:37No, can we go somewhere?
09:39Even better.
09:41I've got a proposition for you.
09:44I'm sorry that I missed your calls earlier.
09:46My phone's been on silent.
09:48Can you just text me when you get this, please?
09:50I feel like we should talk.
09:52I know... But just text me, all right?
09:54Barney!
09:58Are you all right after yesterday?
10:00You know I was only having a laugh.
10:02I used to.
10:04Barney boy.
10:07What are you two up to, eh?
10:09Nothing. Just chatting. Nothing.
10:12Have you ever played Elfhammer with Barney?
10:14Have I what?
10:16Or Hammer of Wizards. Am I getting the name right?
10:18Thunder Mallet. That's the one.
10:20It's Barney's new video game.
10:22It's all problem solving and strategy.
10:24Barney is brilliant.
10:26I can't even get past level one.
10:28Tell you what.
10:30Why don't you come and have a go?
10:32If you've got the time.
10:34No, Barney wouldn't be interested in that.
10:36Well, how do you know? Have you asked Barney?
10:38Dad, just please.
10:40No, I'll come.
10:42What?
10:44Why not?
10:46Fantastic. Well, I'll get the chips and dips in
10:48and Barney can show you his Thunder Mallet.
10:58Tommy!
11:00How's your mum?
11:02She's still feeling ill.
11:04Yeah, she's still bad. I'm stirring clear.
11:06Will you get her to give me a ring?
11:08Yeah, anything she needs, you just let us know, yeah?
11:10Maybe
11:12I should make her my broccoli and cauliflower
11:14bake.
11:16Do you want to finish her off?
11:18No, don't. Whatever she ate,
11:20it's gone through her.
11:22Ate?
11:24I'm stirring clear, yeah?
11:26You should too.
11:28Well, if you need anything, just give us a ring.
11:34Oi, shift.
11:36Those chairs are customers only.
11:38You're not exactly mobbed, are you?
11:40Move. Maybe.
11:42Do you want me to call Ravi?
11:44What sort of mum
11:46lets her kid's lawyer around the street anyway?
11:48Hey, you've got home to go, Tommy.
11:50You can talk. What are you talking about?
11:52Barney. Chatting nonsense about how she's
11:54going to pay up for an older guy.
11:56Classy.
11:58See where she gets it from.
12:00What did you say?
12:04Aren't you dad? What are you on about?
12:06I want him to feel every inch of pain
12:08he's caused me. Woah, woah, woah. Hold up. Hold up.
12:10I want him to lose everything.
12:12Where do I fit into this?
12:14I did him a favour.
12:16Yeah? Huge.
12:18Something he wouldn't want the world and its wife knowing about.
12:20And?
12:22Do I have to draw you a map?
12:24Right. You let him know
12:26that you know
12:28what I did.
12:30Use it as leverage.
12:32Yeah? He's already got
12:34your cards marked.
12:36This will be a way to get him to back off.
12:38What do you get out of it?
12:40Ten percent. Of what?
12:42Of whatever moody dealings
12:44you've got going on here.
12:46I don't see how it ruins his life.
12:48Right.
12:50Once he gets caught up in it all,
12:52it's not going to be hard to make him do
12:54more and more.
12:56Make him go deeper and deeper.
12:58Then we'll drop him in it.
13:00Yeah? Make him lose it all.
13:02His job. Swaggering around like everyone loves him.
13:04On eggshells. Everyone afraid of him.
13:06Jack Branning, Mr. Supercop.
13:08All of it. Gone.
13:10He could go to jail.
13:12Yeah. I know.
13:14And what, you're telling me that you couldn't benefit
13:16from a copper in your back pocket?
13:18Nah.
13:20Sorry? You would never fall for it.
13:22I don't see it happening. Am I speaking well?
13:24She's literally there for the taking.
13:26Look. Look, there is nothing, nothing more than I'd like there
13:28to put some proper hurt on the old Bill, yeah?
13:30Filth. All of it.
13:32But this ain't how you do it.
13:34I thought you had more repair on you than that.
13:38I've got to go.
13:40I'm fixing my mate's motor in a squirt.
13:42It does everything. Yeah, go on little boy.
13:44Go play with your car then.
13:46Thanks for coming round.
13:48I know it's probably not your thing.
13:50No, I had fun. Where did I get to again?
13:52A second level slug maiden to the mud witch.
13:54Hey, yes mate.
13:56I mean, you are a slug maiden.
13:58Oh.
14:00Your boss is a mud witch.
14:02Right, well, that actually means I have to come round to get a promotion then, innit?
14:04Barney!
14:06Tell me I'm hearing things. What?
14:08You're planning on sleeping with some older boy. Are you mad?
14:10Who is it? Name and address.
14:12Mum. Now. Can you just...
14:14Give me your phone. What? No.
14:16Hand it over. You ain't having my phone.
14:18Alright then, we'll call your dad. No way.
14:20Give me your phone then. I ain't seeing no older guy.
14:22So what's Tommy talking about? Tommy?
14:24I only said that because
14:26I didn't want anyone
14:28to know that
14:30it's Barney.
14:32I'm seeing Barney.
14:36Look, tell her.
14:38Finally.
14:40End
14:42all the lies.
14:44Yeah, alright.
14:46I'll see you later.
14:50Barney!
14:52I'm...
14:54I'm gonna go inside now.
15:00What have you got at the Vic? Huh?
15:02What made you change your mind?
15:04I just wanted a little bit of privacy.
15:06Just the two of us.
15:08I've got no complaints.
15:12And I want to talk about
15:14Stacey.
15:16Stacey?
15:18Why?
15:20We have, haven't we?
15:22Not properly.
15:24Denise. If we're gonna move forward,
15:26you know, make a go of this, then
15:28I'm gonna need to know.
15:32I need to know
15:34what really happened between the two of you.
15:40Thanks.
15:50Barney?
15:52Barney missing you already?
15:58Look, I'm not here for a fight, alright?
16:00He's literally screaming my business
16:02all over the square.
16:04What do you expect? Tommy told me that you...
16:06What are you doing listening to him for?
16:08Tommy?
16:10He didn't even think to ask me before you started
16:12going off on one.
16:14Maybe that's what we can do now.
16:16So,
16:18you and Barney?
16:20What?
16:22He's nice.
16:24No, no. Of course. I mean, he's lovely.
16:26Bit weird.
16:28But that could be attractive, I guess.
16:30That could be your future son-in-law
16:32you're talking about.
16:34You haven't...
16:36What, with Barney? No.
16:38With anyone?
16:40Not with anyone.
16:42Good.
16:44Listen.
16:48It's natural.
16:50It's normal
16:52and it's healthy. And God knows when I was your age
16:54I used to fall asleep dreaming about Richie Neville.
16:56Who?
16:58He was in five.
17:00He was in five for what?
17:04Don't worry about it.
17:06The point is, I get it.
17:08It's frustrating
17:10and you think everyone else is doing it but you.
17:12How old were you then?
17:14Uh, you're not talking about me.
17:16See, I knew it. It's just one of these conversations
17:18where you just talk, talk, talk
17:20and I have to sit and listen. No thanks.
17:22I wish I'd been older.
17:24Yeah? And I wish I'd waited.
17:26I am looking at you in the eye
17:28and I am telling you I wish I...
17:30So what?
17:32The love of your life?
17:34No.
17:36Someone nicer.
17:38Someone who I properly liked.
17:40I was hanging about with this bloke.
17:42Part of our group of mates.
17:44Handsome but boring ass.
17:48It was obvious what he wanted from me.
17:52He didn't?
17:54Nothing like that.
17:56I was just...
17:58I was scared if I didn't
18:00he'd dump me.
18:02And?
18:04He dumped me anyway.
18:06Got what he wanted
18:08and then moved on.
18:10He's fat, bald and divorced now.
18:16Look, the first time
18:18it doesn't have to be the love of your life but
18:20it should be with someone
18:22who you have fun with.
18:24Someone who you know
18:26likes you back. Someone who makes you laugh.
18:30And look I'm telling you baby
18:32you're just too young for all of this.
18:34All you've got to do is
18:36wait a few more years and then it is in your life
18:38forever. And I promise you
18:40you're going to wish you had this time back.
18:44And look
18:46Barney's as nice as you say he is.
18:48I'm sure he'll wait, yeah?
18:50Yeah.
18:52Thanks Mum.
18:54I love you.
18:56I love you too.
19:02Oh my.
19:04You know Sulcan ain't talking.
19:06Do we really have to do this now?
19:08Okay, when then?
19:10Haven't I demonstrated to you lately
19:12how much you mean to me?
19:14You know, jeopardising a relationship
19:16with my daughter to keep your one out of jail.
19:18Do you know if we're going to be together
19:20living on the same square as your mistress
19:22having her in my face every day
19:24then there's going to need to be no more secrets
19:26otherwise it's going to keep churning round in my head.
19:28There are no secrets.
19:30You're driving me mad.
19:32And I can't go there.
19:34I won't.
19:38What do you want to know?
19:40Everything!
19:42Right, so when did you first kiss?
19:44If you even remember.
19:46Listen.
19:48Sorry, what was the sex like? Was it good?
19:50Better than us? Worth it?
19:52Just stop.
19:54Did you even think about me once when you was covering it up?
19:56Do you know what, please?
19:58How did you keep it hidden for so long?
20:00Come on, because I want to know all your little tricks.
20:02And that's the thing, isn't it?
20:04Secrets.
20:06They're always driving us apart.
20:08Aren't they?
20:10Every time.
20:12Stacey, the crush at Pickett's.
20:14I can't have it.
20:16I don't want no more secrets, Jack. None.
20:18Alright?
20:24Aye.
20:26Business is booming.
20:28Pay cash. Two week trial.
20:30Mind you, once you've seen what we can do, there'll be no looking back.
20:32We should celebrate.
20:34I don't really feel like it tonight.
20:36Oh, come on.
20:38Not even a couple in the Vic. I'm proud of you.
20:40Or something a bit more fancy.
20:42We could go to the
20:44all-you-can-eat Chinese Buffet
20:46on the high street, that we like.
20:48It's only another cleaning job, Harvey.
20:50And we can't afford it anyway, can we?
20:52OK, well.
20:54I'll get out of your way.
20:58Come on.
21:08I'll prove to you,
21:10over and over again,
21:12how much I love you.
21:14Chelsea and Penny.
21:18Keanu.
21:22Anyway.
21:24You ain't exactly
21:26blameless in all of this, are you?
21:30Crack started forming way
21:32before me and Stacey.
21:34It was you and Ravi, wasn't it?
21:36Yeah.
21:38Or are we just going to forget all of that?
21:40Are we?
21:42What, so you can just paint me as the bad guy?
21:44Is that what we're doing?
21:54I get that you're angry.
21:56You know, what happened with Charlie,
21:58the line about Maya, all of it.
22:00But I don't want to be a constant reminder of that.
22:02You're right.
22:04So if you don't want us to be, well, us
22:06anymore, then I respect that.
22:08I do.
22:10Want us to be us.
22:12It's all I want.
22:18Well, then why are you...
22:20I understand that you were lying
22:22to save my feelings, but I can't
22:24tolerate lying, however good the intention.
22:26It just drives
22:28people apart, Harvey.
22:30So all I want from you
22:32is honesty.
22:34For all our sakes.
22:36That's what you'll get. I promise.
22:40I'm here for you.
22:42For all of you.
22:44You lot are my world.
22:48To varying degrees.
22:52No.
22:58Seriously.
23:00Stacey and the kids
23:02and Kat and Tommy.
23:04You're very good with him,
23:06aren't you?
23:08He's a good kid.
23:10Hides it well, I think, sometimes.
23:14What did you think to what he said earlier?
23:16What do you mean?
23:18Well, he made out that Kat had got some
23:20upset or something. She told us she had
23:22Covid.
23:24Maybe she didn't want him to worry.
23:28What?
23:30When was the last time you saw Kat?
23:32She's sick.
23:34The last thing I want to do when I'm laid up is see people.
23:36She'll be out
23:38and about again, you know, as soon as she's up to it.
23:46Yeah, of course they're missing you.
23:48So, how's the course going?
23:50Are you paying attention?
23:52Or are you tearing it up around Birmingham every night, eh?
23:56Just don't come back with the accent, please.
24:00I'm just tired, Alfie. You know how it is.
24:02It's all good.
24:10Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
24:12Yeah.
24:18Oh, so that's it, then?
24:20Well, what else is there to say?
24:22It sounds like you think there's a lot.
24:24What is that supposed to mean?
24:26I don't know. It sounds like you think that I'm the one
24:28that's supposed to be apologising.
24:30Yeah, well, maybe you should have.
24:32Because I'm the one who put my career on the line.
24:34Risked my own relationship with my daughter and what?
24:36You drag up ancient history.
24:38Do you know what I think?
24:40You've got to be kidding me, haven't you?
24:42To get what you want, Chelsea off the hook.
24:44And now it's done. See you later, Jack.
24:46Go on, go and collect your mug of the year trophy on the way out.
24:50You know, I'm glad we did this now,
24:52before we made the mistake of getting back together.
24:56Actually, it's fine. I don't need to know
24:58the dirty little secrets about you and Stacey.
25:02I see you.
25:04I see you for who you are.
25:06So...
25:08Divorce...
25:10application.
25:12I'm submitting mine.
25:14I suggest you do the same.
25:16Put us both out of misery.
25:30Oi! Watch where you're going!
25:32Are you deaf or not?
25:34Watch your mouth.
25:36Mate, you're an embarrassment.
25:38Big man Brannan?
25:40You are nothing, yeah?
25:42You couldn't even protect your own daughter.
25:44Stay away from Penny.
25:46What are you going to do?
25:48Are you going to put me in a wheelchair and all?
26:04Right.
26:06Popcorn, sweets, chocolate, wine.
26:08You sure you don't want anything?
26:10Thanks, Mum.
26:12It's just a bit popcorn.
26:14You know what I mean.
26:16Yeah, well,
26:18at least you're being honest with me.
26:20Finally.
26:22Yeah. Mum,
26:24can you promise that you won't tell Dad about Arnie?
26:26Just...
26:28I know what he's like and I want to be able to tell him in my own time.
26:30Deal.
26:32Just remember, trust goes both ways, yeah?
26:36What's this all in aid of?
26:38Girl's movie night.
26:40How many movies are you watching?
26:42Just ring it up, Vinnie.
26:44Family discount as well.
26:48I get it, we're done.
26:50Delete my number if you're going to be so frigid.
26:56Come in!
27:02Have fun.
27:04Thanks.
27:08I got your text.
27:10Look, can you make it quick? I've not got time to be messed about.
27:12What happened?
27:14I changed my mind.
27:16I'm in.
27:1850 quid just got me footage of your old man
27:20smacking me about.
27:22I'm all right, by the way, thanks for asking.
27:24For real?
27:26Yeah.
27:30What are you going to do?
27:32Are you going to put me in a wheelchair or not?
27:38I think you could call that leverage.
27:56I'm sorry.
27:58I'm sorry.
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28:14I'm sorry.
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28:24I'm sorry.
28:26I'm sorry.