WCW Monday Nitro (December 27, 1999)
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00:00And that's very unfortunate, that's horrible to see, but he'll come out here tonight and
00:07we'll hear from Big Papa Pops.
00:10One more thing to say about the tournament, as Champagne Canyon seems to be miked here
00:16tonight.
00:17What would New Year's Eve be without a little Champagne?
00:22Can you hear me somebody?
00:24I can hear you.
00:25If you allow me to say this, it's very important.
00:27Shut up.
00:28I'm living large and keeping it real in the two triple zero.
00:32And I'm doing it with my women.
00:34How do you like them, Bobby?
00:36How do you like my women, Bray?
00:39Well, they're the most, they're attractive.
00:42There's no doubt about that, Champagne.
00:44They're looking good.
00:47Come over here, girl.
00:51How you doing, Bray?
00:52I'm doing great, Champagne.
00:53Always a pleasure, gentlemen.
00:55My pleasure.
00:56Who's going to be all right?
00:57I'm not sure.
00:59Don't worry about it.
01:01Have you heard the good news, Bobby?
01:03What is it?
01:04The Academy called updates today, and the Academy has decided to rename the Oscar.
01:10They're going to name it the Canyon.
01:12As well they should.
01:14Well, based on my performance in my upcoming movie, Ready to Rumble.
01:17I mean, when I hear about you in that movie, I hear you're up for an Oscar.
01:20Oh, yeah.
01:21For the little-known category Best Performance by a Professional Wrestler in a Major Motion Picture.
01:26What are you doing, Bray?
01:27Kissing up the Canyon.
01:29I'm not kissing up the Canyon.
01:30I'm having a discussion with this gentleman.
01:32What are you trying to get?
01:33A role in an upcoming movie?
01:35I'm not trying to get a role.
01:36I'm discussing the match.
01:37Bobby Jones, you got it.
01:38You already blew your shot today.
01:40You suck.
01:41You are horrible in Ready to Rumble.
01:46Amongst all this, let's take you back to Thunder last week.
01:49Speaking of Chris Champagne Canyon.
01:51It was Bigelow, remember, against the Maestro.
01:54Vince comes in.
01:55He gets the Champagne bottle.
01:57And then Chris Champagne Canyon, out of nowhere, with the title belt.
02:01I was giving him some advice, and the Vince won the round.
02:07There you go.
02:08One, two, three.
02:09The Maestro got the pin.
02:15There you go.
02:17You want some of me?
02:18You want some of me?
02:20Come on.
02:21Come on.
02:22Bryan nods from behind, using the trash can to attack the Beast from the East
02:26Bam Bam Bigelow, who is involved in a conversation with Chris Champagne Canyon.
02:31This is a WCW hardcore battle.
02:33First battle, let me say, we saw the belt walking out.
02:36What is the belt all about?
02:38What do you mean, what belt?
02:39The belt that you hit Bigelow with.
02:42Who did you beat for that championship belt?
02:45What belt?
02:46The championship belt that you used last Thursday on Friday.
02:49You can't deny it.
02:50When I beat Paige, I did it cleanly.
02:52When I beat Bigelow, I did it cleanly.
02:54And when I beat them both in a three-way match, I did it cleanly.
02:57No belt, no Champagne bottles.
02:58You can't deny it.
03:01There you go, Nobbs.
03:02Beat his butt.
03:06Beat him.
03:09Bryan Nobbs and Bam Bam Bigelow as Nobbs, oh!
03:12Oh, hit hard over the top.
03:14Falling away to the floor that time.
03:17Bryan Nobbs took a swift hit.
03:19He's picked up the steel steps.
03:22Oh, that was a cheap shot.
03:24That was a cheap shot.
03:26Canyon with that microphone on, speaking of cheap shots.
03:30Hit Bam Bam in the midsection with the cane.
03:33This is why I'm better than you guys.
03:35I'm going to go follow the action.
03:37You know, as bad as Nobbs was, as tough a man you saw in that ring,
03:41hanging with Finley.
03:43And what Finley's told him and trained him,
03:45he's going to be something to stop if he can.
03:47We can hear you now.
03:48Let's go to Champagne Canyon with the action live.
03:50Go ahead.
03:51Take it away.
03:53Nothing.
03:54OK, they're going to it.
03:55I'm in here.
03:56I'm in these marks.
03:57Move it, you marks.
03:58Move it.
03:59Move it, Jabroni.
04:01Move it, marks.
04:02I'm a wrestler.
04:03I'm a wrestler, you ass.
04:06Boy, that's effective play-by-play, isn't it?
04:08I'm right here, guys.
04:09I'm right here.
04:10Talk to us.
04:11Yeah, what would we do without you?
04:12I'm in a bunch of marks.
04:13I'm in a bunch of marks.
04:15This is crazy.
04:16You're not kidding.
04:17It is.
04:18They are somewhere.
04:19You're cheating.
04:20It's nitro.
04:21They are somewhere in these, looks like a merchandise stand
04:24that they have completely destroyed.
04:26Bam Bam's busted wide open.
04:28OK, here you are.
04:29Oh, he's got away.
04:30You know, this is what we've seen in the past
04:32from these hardcore matches.
04:34The ring just cannot contain them.
04:36All over the Astrodome.
04:38Oh, cheap shot.
04:40Cheap shot.
04:41Oh, you're hooking that up.
04:42There we see up top.
04:44Bigelow's picking up now.
04:45He looks like he's standing on top of a table or something.
04:50Who knows what's going on, Mike?
04:53Boy, it's difficult to see from here.
04:55I thought maybe Champagne Canyon would give us
04:57a little play-by-play.
04:58He's right on top of the action.
05:00Look at him, Marks.
05:01He's still up.
05:02I don't know if you guys can hear me.
05:04I just gave Bigelow some advice.
05:05I don't think he's going to take it.
05:071, 2, 3.
05:08Nobs wins.
05:09Nobs wins fair and square.
05:11Thanks for helping.
05:12Nobs wins fair and square.
05:13Thanks for the call.
05:15Good job, Nobs.
05:16Nobs wins the thing out.
05:17It's a merchandise stand somewhere.
05:22And Canyon was right there to make the call.
05:28Good job, Nobs.
05:29Very good job, Nobs.
05:30Very good.