Emmerdale 17th October 2024
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00:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:50As I walk this land of broken dreams
00:54I have visions of many things
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:10Oh, false kills.
01:14All right, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:29Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:31Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:34Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today...
01:39..instead of a vicar at the graveside.
01:41You asked me to, Sam!
01:42What about it?
01:43Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:45everybody gets to say something or...?
01:47Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:50You should say something, obviously.
01:52Me?
01:53Yeah, he's got a point, eldest son and all that.
01:59You all right?
02:02I just miss him, that's all.
02:04Of course.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah, we all do.
02:11Do you ever clock off?
02:12Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:14Anyone could be popping in today.
02:18Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:20What?
02:22Liz!
02:23I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:25Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:27He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:29I've not counselled my clients!
02:31Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:34Hey, how are we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:41Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now, fancy, I hope, though, you know, cos you know what he's like.
02:53He wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:01Who did your ironing?
03:03It's...
03:05me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:09What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah.
03:12They need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many chucks he made like that in his lifetime?
03:21All of them.
03:31I've just come to get changed.
03:33Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits as part of their service.
03:40You're not getting ready?
03:43OK.
03:44Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:46Like a communication not to your taste, cybernic.
03:50Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:54And I'm not going today.
03:57But it's...
03:58it's important, it's family.
04:01You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:08Yeah, I know.
04:09And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:15Suited and booted, then?
04:17Right and well do.
04:18Yeah.
04:19He'd be proud.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Of course he would.
04:25Lydia!
04:26It's nearly time!
04:28Coming!
04:34Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:36Yeah, I mean, we may as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:39Yeah.
04:40What my Uncle Zak wants, my Uncle Zak gets, right?
04:44Have you all sat down?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:51Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:56You fat egg.
05:00Well, you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:09If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:12You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:16Today's not about that.
05:19Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:22Everything else can wait.
05:26Right, come on, then.
05:28Let's get going.
05:29Flowers, I've... I've forgotten.
05:31Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:32Well, we'll have to do without.
05:34You can't have a burial without flowers.
05:37There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:39Come on, people, we can all pick some now.
05:41Come here.
05:42OK.
05:46Come on.
05:50Cain.
05:52Can I just sit here with Dad for a bit?
05:56Yeah.
05:58Course you can.
05:59MUSIC PLAYS
06:14Just me and you.
06:16One last time, hey, Dad?
06:23Do you remember when I was little?
06:26And I was having those bad dreams.
06:31Cos I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:35I was scared you were going to die.
06:39But you sat me down.
06:42And you said to me,
06:43it's all right, I'm not going anywhere.
06:51And I didn't think you ever would.
06:55Until now.
06:58But I am so glad you said that to me, Dad,
07:02because you made me feel safe.
07:07You always made me feel safe,
07:10and I just wish I'd told you.
07:15I was going to come up to Scotland,
07:17I was going to tell you everything.
07:20No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this.
07:28None of us are here forever, are we?
07:33But I am so grateful that I had you whilst I did.
07:46So, are you good?
07:48So, are you good?
07:50Zak Shindig.
07:51Oh, yeah, show my respects.
07:52Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:54I think I might give it a swerve.
07:55Wife will probably be there.
07:57Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
07:59Mm, sometimes up, sometimes down.
08:01Right now, down.
08:03In a stabbing motion, so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like.
08:08Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know, with him spreading himself the thing.
08:13It can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:15Course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place,
08:17he wouldn't be spreading himself thin, would he?
08:19I'm just saying, it's well worth watching.
08:21I mean, he could sell up, spend more time with his family.
08:25I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop.
08:28You want her to sell, that's your business.
08:30We can manage, thanks.
08:36Hey.
08:37Big day.
08:39I know, I can't quite believe it.
08:42Lisa, my mum.
08:45Liv.
08:46And now Uncle Zak.
08:48Come on.
08:51Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:53Yeah, he's on his way.
08:55But I've told him not to rush.
08:56I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
08:59So what have we got to be out here for?
09:02I'm as clueless as you are, love.
09:04Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:07Oh, why?
09:08Going to lead the way in, is he?
09:10All we know is that Zak wanted a big celebration.
09:14Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:19Oh, Moira, don't.
09:20You set us all off.
09:25Here we go.
09:35You sure you haven't missed anything?
09:36Oh, you've got the pipes for it, haven't you?
09:38Go on.
09:40OK, folks, dig deep. One final round, eh?
09:45Eric!
09:47Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:52Don't they?
09:53Many sing the dates to the last date.
10:10Oh, I see.
10:12He really is going to lead the way.
10:16I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:19Like he planned it himself.
10:21Surely you don't want to bother us? Not today?
10:23You can see it's a family funeral.
10:25Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:28Vinnie!
10:39One last pint, Dad, eh?
11:01Family funerals, isn't it?
11:03Full of surprises.
11:05Someone's normally arrested.
11:07Someone disgraces themselves,
11:09and someone always comes out the mudwork, don't they?
11:27This is all well and good, but what the rest of you are going to have?
11:31I can't tell if he's joking.
11:33He isn't.
11:34I've got Zach and Cain and Barge through the door,
11:37and I'm right at the top of the stairs, hiding.
11:40And Gloria...
11:42Do you remember Gloria?
11:44Yeah, of course, yeah.
11:46So she says, he's not here.
11:48But if you don't believe me, of course,
11:51if you're a gentleman, you would.
11:53I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:55Literally.
11:56So he knows that I'm in there,
11:58and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
12:00But there again...
12:02He is a gentleman.
12:04So he has to take her word for it,
12:06and away he goes.
12:08Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:10So you got one over on, Zach Dingle?
12:12If I ever got one over Zach Dingle,
12:14you could be sure he'd get one back over me.
12:17Taught me how to box, you know, Zach.
12:19Took a lot of teaching, did it?
12:21He had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:22I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:24He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:26Dunno. Wherever he is,
12:28I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:30Or hiring some celestial security.
12:35I need a word later.
12:37Oh? Should I be worried?
12:39Oh, I hope not.
12:40Right, Cain.
12:41I'm gonna get this lot quiet.
12:43OK? You've got a job to do.
12:44Head of the family and all that now.
12:45Look, don't. Seriously.
12:46Oh, just shush.
12:48Right, ladies and gentlemen,
12:50can I have your attention, please?
12:52Shut your gobs!
12:57Right, have we all got a drink?
12:59Yeah.
13:00Right.
13:01Ta.
13:02Good.
13:03Cos today...
13:06..we're celebrating the life of Zach Dingle.
13:09In style.
13:10Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:12Don't we all just chip in?
13:16Cain.
13:20Erm...
13:23So, Dad,
13:25Zach Dingle.
13:27Zach Dingle.
13:31What?
13:32That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:36All right.
13:37All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:39Bye now.
13:40All right?
13:41Everything OK?
13:42Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:46It's fine. I'm dealing with it.
13:50You want me to clarify that we own the haulage.
13:52All of it.
13:53Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56There's a statement in writing that we've acquired the Horseshoe Bank by tomorrow.
13:59And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:11It's beginning, can't be it.
14:13Six, seven, eight.
14:14It's getting, baby, it's driving me crazy
14:17My obsession from a Western
14:19Dance for a date
14:21A rodeo Romeo
14:23Head to toe, Mickey Mouse
14:25Get a lap, five, six, seven, eight
14:28Steps?
14:29Zak put steps on his playlist?
14:31Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was at the top.
14:35I caught him doing a routine once.
14:44Looking wistful?
14:46Oh, I was just remembering.
14:49Zak, me and Eric in that back room
14:52getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:54We were toasting your mum.
14:56Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:58Just three old guys shooting their brains.
15:01Nice!
15:02Comparing notes on me mum.
15:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:05We were very respectful.
15:07He were a great respecter of women, was Zak.
15:10Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:13I mean, we got Nellie, me mum.
15:17My money's on Lisa.
15:19Weren't there another one and all?
15:21Joni, were it?
15:23We don't talk about her.
15:25Who is it?
15:26You've just drank!
15:28D, a rodeo.
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson.
15:36He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, well, come get my day release.
15:40Sorry.
15:41I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:48Let me down.
15:51Oh, first time I've seen you today.
15:54Yeah, sorry.
15:55Been with Ruby.
15:56She's not coping too well, losing her mum and that.
16:00How are you bearing up?
16:03We all deal with things differently.
16:06Um, Nate didn't stay away on my account?
16:09Well, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:12He didn't get back to her.
16:13I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:17Hey!
16:20Zacks.
16:21Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:24You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:30Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:35On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
16:39Come on!
16:40Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:45Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:50On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
16:52Where's that?
16:53On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
16:55On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
17:00There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:03Well, the big man wanted a celebration.
17:05He did.
17:06Look, we're going to be getting the show on the road,
17:08getting him up for burial.
17:10I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:14I'll live in you.
17:16I'll see you later.
17:19On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
17:21Where's that?
17:22On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
17:24On Eel Cleem or Bartah?
17:35Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:38But I wanted to speak somewhere less busy.
17:42Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:45No.
17:47Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking
17:51about what's important.
17:53And I was watching them all together.
17:56The Dingles.
17:57You know, it was one...
18:00Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:04My home, I mean.
18:06Kim Tate struggling for words?
18:09This is a first.
18:11It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:14But now...
18:15Well, it's just you and Will rattling around,
18:18wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in.
18:21Something like that.
18:23Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:26but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:30Would you consider it?
18:32Yeah.
18:33I could take some rattling around.
18:35And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:38That's great.
18:41Up, up, up.
18:42Be careful.
18:43Marlon, you have to go lower.
18:45Lower?
18:46Yeah, lower than that.
18:47All hail Cleveland Hobart Hats!
18:49All hail Cleveland Hobart Hats!
18:51Shh!
18:59All right.
19:10All hail Cleveland Hobart Hats!
19:41DOOR OPENS
19:53How are we doing?
19:57How do you think?
20:00OK, do you know what? There comes a point where...
20:03What do you want from me?
20:05To be forgiven.
20:08I am sorry. I really am.
20:12Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:15I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:19I don't know.
20:21Something like what I've just seen today.
20:24A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:27but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:32That is why I went.
20:34I promise.
20:38You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:46If you went over there to make us whole,
20:50you must have told her that.
20:52So go on, then.
20:55What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:08SHE SIGHS
21:13How are we kicking this off, then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:18Yes. Right, I'll... I'll start then, shall I?
21:21Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:23Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:25which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:27Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:29Dear God!
21:31This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:38I mean...
21:40I'll flip and do it.
21:42The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:44What, my sister?
21:46I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:49Did you seriously think I won't come?
21:52What the hell are you doing here?
21:54I could say the same to you.
21:56Big brother.
21:58Can you imagine how it felt?
22:00Learning you weren't my cousin any more.
22:03But whatever he got up to with your mum...
22:06Oh, Clive!
22:08Oh, Clive!
22:10Oh, Clive!
22:12Oh, Clive!
22:14Oh, Clive!
22:16Oh, Clive!
22:18Oh, Clive!
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:23He would have told me that.
22:25I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:27You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:29Who are you?
22:30That's our Belle.
22:32Someone else you've never bothered to get to know, as in your sister.
22:35Your little Belle? No way.
22:37Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:45Mainly cos she told me.
22:48Ex-con.
22:50Ex-con. Ex-con.
22:52Ex-con. Oh!
22:54Ex-con.
22:56All done so well.
22:58She also told me my dad were dead.
23:01Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:03I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:06Christmas cards and stuff.
23:08And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:10It's nice to meet you, Auntie Tina.
23:12And you.
23:14I want to say, er...
23:17..Vinnie.
23:20Heard a lot about you.
23:23Did I stop being Dad's daughter cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:26Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:28You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:31As I said,
23:33I'm here to pay my respects.
23:36Like the rest of you.
23:37Yeah, and what else?
23:39Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:41Right, far be it from me to interfere,
23:43but can we do this after?
23:45I don't know what Zak would think.
23:47I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:52So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:57Right.
23:58OK.
24:00We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:05..our patriarch.
24:07Get in with his big words.
24:10He was a loving husband,
24:12grandad, brother, uncle.
24:16And Dad.
24:19And he'll be really missed.
24:23Caleb!
24:24Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:27To twist the knife one final time.
24:30There.
24:31Are you happy?
24:33Not really.
24:34She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:37She called you all sorts.
24:39Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:41It doesn't help anyone.
24:43All sorts? Like what?
24:45What does it matter?
24:46I need to know.
24:47What, you want the actual words?
24:49All right? Little whore.
24:51Those were two of them, and there was plenty more besides.
24:54You know what she was like.
25:06She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:14Come here.
25:17I'm OK.
25:21I mean...
25:25..I had thought that might be it.
25:29You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:33I suppose.
25:37I just...
25:40..hoped something might have changed.
25:44Well, she's gone now.
25:46For good.
25:48We just...
25:50..have to accept it and move on.
26:05And he wanted music.
26:07He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:09while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:13MUSIC PLAYS
26:43THEY LAUGH
27:14Shine on, you crazy diamond
27:24You were caught in the crossfire
27:27Of childhood stardom
27:30Blown on the steel, please
27:35Come on, you target
27:38For faraway laughter
27:40Come on, you stranger
27:42You legend, you martyr and child
27:48What's all this?
27:49A few welcome home gifts.
27:52Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:54Making the most of having a family.
27:56Buying one more like.
27:58How much did this lot cost?
28:00And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:02I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:06I could hardly forget, could I?
28:08Well, you made such a big deal about making up with them,
28:11but now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas,
28:14they obviously don't matter.
28:16Excuse me?
28:18You're accusing me of buying a family one minute,
28:21and then the next, you're up on your high horse
28:24because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:26What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:28Oh, my bad for thinking that way.
28:30Yesterday, I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:34Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:37I think she appreciated it.
28:40After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:45and are constantly failing.
28:59I'm supposed to say what you meant to me?
29:02Dad...
29:04..when I first arrived here...
29:08..I was all over the place and...
29:12..lashing out and that.
29:16I knew you, er, you took me in.
29:20Treated me like a...
29:26I can't, I just... I can't do this.
29:29I can't, I just... I can't do this. It's OK, it's OK.
29:35You're right, you didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:40You always cleared your plate.
29:44Sleep well, Uncle Zak.
29:50You were the best great-grandad.
29:55You made us strong.
29:58You always told it like it was.
30:02I love you, Uncle Zak.
30:04You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:09But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:20You always loved a laugh and a...
30:22..and a drink.
30:25I miss you, Uncle Zak.
30:30You welcomed me into your home.
30:35I'll never forget.
30:37You called me Dingle.
30:39And you made me so proud to be one.
30:46You always looked after me, Uncle Zak.
30:49Cos I was family.
30:52And nothing was more important to you than that.
31:00I'll never forget you.
31:04None of us will.
31:07Ever.
31:14PHONE RINGS
31:17For God's sake!
31:19God, that could have been important.
31:21Shut up. Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself?
31:24You're not considering what's happening.
31:26Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29OK. Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:39Hello. It's the man I was about to call.
31:41Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:45I need to know where you're at.
31:47At?
31:48Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:50Are we talking about Kim here? Who else?
31:52So?
31:53Well, the thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:56but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:01nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:03OK. I hear you. I get where you're coming from.
32:06But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:09It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:12Go on.
32:13Paperwork.
32:15Talking Kims.
32:16Tax returns.
32:17Bank statements.
32:18That kind of thing.
32:19I'll get my lawyers to have a look,
32:21see if there aren't any, you know, anomalies.
32:24Weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:28And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:30Yeah, of course it will.
32:31Let alone with Jimmy's shares.
32:38Belle?
32:41Belle, are you OK?
32:43No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:46I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:48a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:51but today's about saying goodbye to your Dad, isn't it?
32:54And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:57It's about focusing on what's important.
32:59Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:06Mum's ashes.
33:08This is where we kept them.
33:10What's left of them.
33:12Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:15Oh, Belle, I'm sorry.
33:17I thought this was about Tina.
33:19Of course this isn't about Tina.
33:21I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:23But this...
33:25..this is what matters.
33:27For Dad and for Mum, and...
33:29..I'm not going to let them down again.
33:31I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:33Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:36Mandy, will you just give me my damn phone back?
33:39When and only when this is over.
33:41Look, Sue, you can't be trusted.
33:43Look, I could just take it.
33:45Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:47There's easy enough room for two in there. Easy.
33:52Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:54Might have to postpone.
33:57Hey.
33:58You all right?
34:00Mum's ashes.
34:03Of course.
34:04Come on, we're reconvening.
34:14Bye, Dad.
34:23This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:27Forever.
34:30And I hope I see you both again.
34:36Rest in peace.
34:38Rest in peace.
35:00Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:08Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:10Aren't they the right time?
35:11Like there's ever a right time.
35:13But that's why you're here, innit?
35:14I don't know what you're on about.
35:15They're just snaps.
35:16What?
35:17People don't take snaps of a house.
35:19But it's not this one.
35:20Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:21Stop being so melodramatic.
35:22I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought...
35:24Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:27I'm not a saint.
35:28I'm not a saint.
35:29I'm not a saint.
35:30I'm not a saint.
35:31I'm not a saint.
35:32I'm not a saint.
35:33I'm not a saint.
35:34I'm not a saint.
35:35I'm not a saint.
35:36That does not make you a saint.
35:37What?
35:38Are you cashing in on my uncle's act before he's even called?
35:40Make him own Theresa, does it?
35:41I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:43Please.
35:44I am still his daughter.
35:46Whatever you lot think.
35:48What's going on?
35:49She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:51So?
35:52So, it's obvious, innit?
35:53She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:54Oh, get over yourself.
35:56I was just going to show off some pics to the estate agent.
35:59See what it's worth.
36:00Me dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:02So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:04Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:07Yeah?
36:08Well, now he's gone.
36:11So it's my house too.
36:14Hey, you sorted our little problem out yet?
36:17Yeah, kind of.
36:19Well, I've put it in writing.
36:21I've told the bank we own all of the ollage.
36:24But we don't.
36:25But we will.
36:26We don't, though.
36:28Do it. You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:30I already have. It's done.
36:33Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:35I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:37He's going to get us all the Jimmy shares.
36:39Promise.
36:43This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:45A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving it out.
36:47Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:49She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:51No, she can give it a good go.
36:52Same old gold digger she always was.
36:54Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:55Everyone, shut up!
36:58Why? So she can talk her way out of it?
37:00She can't, actually.
37:01Actually?
37:03Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:05When I'm at home?
37:06Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:08My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:10Your sister-in-law.
37:12How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:15Oh, come off it.
37:17We all know we were lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:20Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:22Argh!
37:25Argh!
37:29Slag off my Sam again and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:32And as for the house,
37:33Zak did make a will and he had me look after it.
37:36That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:38So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:42I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:44Shh!
37:45Hang on a minute, is that...?
37:48Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:50Yeah.
37:52Yeah, so what?
37:53Don't tell me not you've ever worn one, cos I won't believe you.
37:56So we've been a naughty girl then, have we?
37:58Ex-con. Ex-con. Ex-con.
38:04Hey.
38:06How was the walk?
38:07Well, I didn't get very far.
38:10I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:13Oh.
38:14What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:17It was about the will reading.
38:19Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:21Oh, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:24I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:26No, I want to be there.
38:27She was just giving me a heads-up so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:31How do you mean, shock?
38:33Apparently, a payment went out from my mum's account
38:36just before she died, a big one.
38:38Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:41so she's going to do some digging.
38:44Anyway, she'll give us the details tomorrow.
38:52You are paying for the dry cleaning.
38:54You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:56No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:58Oh, so soon, me.
38:59I could. I know lots of lawyers.
39:01Really? Cos that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:05Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:07We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:09Oh, come on, Steve. You know it's hacks off tomorrow.
39:12It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:17Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Good afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for ticking off for me, everyone.
39:27Oh, and by the way,
39:29this isn't over!
39:34How are you bearing up?
39:37Hey, you did your best by him.
39:40Dan would be proud of you.
39:43Dan?
39:45Zak.
39:47I meant Zak.
39:50Come on, don't look at me like that. You know how I can get.
39:53I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:58We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
40:01As soon as this is done, I'm going to call the hospital.
40:04I'll find out what's going on.
40:09What?
40:12Please don't kick off.
40:15I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:18What?
40:19Right, then. Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:21As per Zak's wishes.
40:23We'll follow you.
40:25At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:27Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:29It's no leash over here, I suppose. It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:32Family was everything to Zak.
40:40So, um, you cancelled it?
40:43I had to.
40:44No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:47With all of this going on?
40:50And what if I had?
40:52Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:54Be in hospital? Today, of all days?
40:58And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:04Yeah.
41:05I suppose.
41:08I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:11And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:17And I love you. I am your wife.
41:19And it's my job.
41:21It's all my fault.
41:23No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:25Yeah, but you...
41:27You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:29You can't be expected to do everything.
41:31Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:33That's what my dad expected.
41:36Everything OK?
41:38No, it's not.
41:39No, because I'm messing everything up as per usual.
41:41I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:44Don't say that.
41:46You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:49You did the best you could, Cain.
41:51We all did.
41:52Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:55Right, come on, we need to go. Get home.
41:58You're not coming to the pub?
42:00Everyone's expecting you.
42:03Everyone's expecting you.
42:05You're out of family now.
42:07Will you stop saying that?
42:09What does it even mean, anyway?
42:11It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:19Can we go, please? You need to rest.
42:21Come on. Come on.
42:33Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:40Maybe.
42:45I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but I don't.
42:50Same.
42:52I don't know where we go from here.
42:55Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:57He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals you're meant to say goodbye,
43:04you accept it and you move on.
43:07I don't think I can.
43:11Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:21Now it looks like Cain's spiralling and all.
43:24That's all three of us.
43:26We've got to get him back here.
43:29We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:33We've got to do this for the family.
43:59We can't live without them.