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01:00But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:11Oh, I'm old-skilled, sorry.
01:14Alright, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right?
01:21For when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:27Very specific.
01:30Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:31Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:34Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today.
01:39Instead of a vicar at the gravesite?
01:41You asked me to, Sam!
01:42What about it?
01:43Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure everybody gets to say something, or...?
01:47Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:50You should say something, obviously.
01:52Me?
01:53Yeah, he's got a point, eldest son and all that.
01:56You alright?
01:59I just miss him, that's all.
02:01Of course.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Yeah, we all do.
02:08Do you ever clock off?
02:10Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:12Anyone could be popping in today.
02:16Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:18What?
02:20Wait!
02:21I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:24Well, that's Sam, he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:26Well, he's a bit busy out there right now.
02:28I've not counselled my clients.
02:30Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:33Hey, how are we all doing?
02:35Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:37Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:39How's the food situation?
02:41Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:45Hey, Belle.
02:48Hey.
02:49Now, fancy, I hope, though, you know,
02:52cos you know what he's like, he wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:56Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:01Who did your ironing?
03:03It's...
03:05me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:09What, from a sack?
03:10Yeah.
03:11They need doing again, properly.
03:13Might take a while, mind.
03:14Leg's as long as that, you could land a plane on her.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:20Do you know how many chokes he made like that in his lifetime?
03:22All of them.
03:32I've just come to get changed.
03:35Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits
03:37as part of their service.
03:41You not getting ready?
03:44OK.
03:45Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:47Lack of communication, not to your taste.
03:49It's ironic.
03:50Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:54And I'm not going today.
03:57But it's...
03:58it's important, it's family.
04:01You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:08Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:13Suited and booted, then?
04:15Reckon we'll do.
04:17Yeah, he'd be proud.
04:19Of course he would.
04:24Lydia, it's nearly time!
04:27Coming!
04:33Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:35Yeah, I mean, we might as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:38Yeah, not my uncle's at once.
04:41Have you all sat down, though?
04:43As ready as they'll ever be.
04:45What's that?
04:46It's family tradition.
04:48Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:51Fat egg.
04:52You fat egg.
04:56Well, you all look very befitting.
05:01Are you all right, love?
05:05If you don't feel up to it, I'm sorry.
05:08If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:12You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:16Today's not about that.
05:19Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:22Everything else come late.
05:26Right, come on, then.
05:28Let's get going.
05:29Flowers, I've...
05:30I've forgotten them.
05:31Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:32Well, we'll have to do without.
05:34You can't have a burial without flowers!
05:37There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:39Come on, people.
05:40We can all pick some now.
05:49Cain.
05:51Can I just sit here with Dad?
05:53For a bit?
05:55Yeah.
05:57Course you can.
06:07Just me and you.
06:09One last time, hey, Dad?
06:15Do you remember when I was little?
06:19And I was having those bad dreams?
06:23Because I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:27I was scared I would never see you again.
06:32I was scared that you were going to leave me.
06:34I was scared you were going to die, but you sat me down and you said to me it's alright,
06:46I'm not going anywhere.
06:52And I didn't think you ever would, until now, but I am so glad you said that to me dad because
07:03you made me feel safe. You always made me feel safe and I just wish I'd told. I was
07:16going to come up to Scotland, I was going to tell you everything, but no I'm not going
07:23to let him be a part of this. None of us are here forever are we? But I am so grateful
07:37that I had you whilst I did.
07:48So how are you going? Zach Shindig? Oh yeah, show my respects. Actually I'm about to lock
07:54up sir. I think I might give it a swerve. Wife will probably be there. Still daggers
07:58drawn for you two then. Sometimes up, sometimes down. Right now, down in a stabbing motion
08:04so I'm keeping well clear. I see her at home plenty like. Don't let it get like that between
08:10you and Jimmy. You know with him spreading himself the thing, can put a lot of pressure
08:15on you. Course if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place he wouldn't be spreading
08:19himself thin would he? I'm just saying it's well worth watching. I mean he could sell
08:22up and spend more time with his family. I'm just looking out for you guys. Yeah well stop.
08:29You want her to sell, that's your business. We can manage thanks. Hey, big day. I know,
08:40I can't quite believe it. Lisa, me mum, Liv and now Uncle Zach. Come on. Have you spoken
08:53or heard from Ryan? Yeah he's on his way but I've told him not to rush. I don't want him
08:57bombing back on the motorway from his mates. So what have we got to be out here for? I'm
09:03as clueless as you are love. Apparently it's what the big man stipulated. Oh aye, gonna
09:08lead the way in is it? All we know is that Zach wanted a big celebration. Maybe the family
09:15just wanted to get to the bar first. Oh Moira don't, you've set us all off. Here we go.
09:28I'll show you what needs to be done. Oh you've got the pipes for it haven't you? Go on. Okay
09:41folks dig deep, one final round eh? Eric! Some things never change. Everyone gives it
09:50a dingle weight, yeah? Don't they? Many sing the dates to the last day. Oh I see, he really
10:13is gonna lead the way. I reckon he would have loved having the law here. It's like
10:20he planned it himself. Surely you don't want to bother us? Not today? You can see it's
10:25a family funeral. Just come to pay me respects I promise. Honey! One last pint dad, aye?
10:42Family funerals, isn't it? Full of surprises. Someone's normally arrested, someone disgraces
11:08themselves and someone always comes out the mudwork don't they? Well this is all well
11:28and good, but what of the rest are you gonna have? I can't tell if he's joking. He isn't.
11:35I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
11:43I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
11:49I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
11:55I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
12:01And then he said, oh, here's a gentleman. So he has to take her word for it and away he goes.
12:08It sounds like you got away lightly. So you got one over on Zach Dingle? If I ever got one over
12:13Zach Dingle, you can be sure he'd get one back over me. Taught me how to box, you know, Zach.
12:19Took a lot of teaching, did it? He had a few tricks up his sleeve. I know he fell out with folk,
12:23but do you know what? He didn't hold a grudge long, did he? Dunno, wherever he is, I bet Chris
12:29Tate's keeping one out of his way. Or hiring some celestial security. I need a word later.
12:37Oh, should I be worried? Oh, I hope not. Right, Cain, I'm gonna get this lot quiet,
12:43okay? You've got a job to do, head of the family and all that now.
12:46Don't, seriously. Oh, just shush.
12:49Right, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
12:52Shut your gobs!
12:56Thank you. Right, have we all got a drink? Yeah.
13:02Good. Cos today, we're celebrating the life of Zach Dingle,
13:09in style, which means all the drinks are on us. Don't we all just chip in?
13:14Cain? Um, so, Dad, Zach Dingle.
13:30What? That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:36All right, all right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place. Bye now.
13:40All right? Everything okay? Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:46It's fine, I'm dealing with it.
13:50You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it?
13:53Well, that's the plan. Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56They want it in writing that we've acquired the Ulster Bank by tomorrow,
13:59and the loan's dependent on it. They never said that before.
14:04You need to sort this with Jimmy. Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got to wait to get to you.
14:28Steps? Has Zach put steps on his playlist? Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell
14:33was at the top. I caught him doing a routine once.
14:45Looking wistful? Oh, I was just remembering.
14:49Zach, me and Eric in that back room, getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:54With her toasting your mum, saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:58Just three old guys shooting their brillers. Nice! Comparing notes on me mum.
15:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We were very respectful.
15:06You were a great respecter of women with Zach. Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life,
15:12really. I mean, we got Nellie, me mum. My money's on Lisa.
15:19Weren't there another one and all? Er, Joni, were it?
15:23We don't talk about her.
15:25Are you crazy? You've just drank!
15:28De-ro-io-rio!
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson. He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, we couldn't get him a day release. Sorry.
15:42I hate thinking of him in prison, today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I? Let him down.
15:50Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:52Yeah, sorry. I've been with Ruby. She's not coping too well, losing her mum and that.
15:59How are you bearing up?
16:02We all deal with things differently.
16:05Up near, he didn't stay away on my account.
16:08Well, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:10But he didn't get back to her. I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:20Zacks.
16:21Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:24You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:30Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:35On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
16:39Come on!
16:40Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:45Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:50On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
16:52Where's that?
16:52On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
16:55On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
17:00There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:03Well, the big man wanted a celebration. He did.
17:06Look, we're going to be getting the show on the road, getting him up for burial.
17:09I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:13Live for the living, yeah?
17:14There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:16I'll see you later.
17:17Mary Jane, on hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
17:21Where's that?
17:21On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
17:24On hill Cleem, o'er Bataan?
17:35Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:38But I wanted to speak somewhere less busy.
17:42Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:44No.
17:46Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking about what's important.
17:53And I was watching them all together.
17:55The Dingles, you know, was one.
18:00Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:04My home, I mean.
18:06Kim Tate struggling for words.
18:08This is a first.
18:11It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:14But now?
18:15Well, it's just you and Will rattling around,
18:18wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in.
18:21Something like that.
18:23Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:26but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:30Would you consider it?
18:32Yeah.
18:33I could take some rattling around.
18:35And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:37That's great.
18:41Up, up, up.
18:42You weirdo.
18:43Keep your hat on.
18:44Come on, you'll have to go lower.
18:45Lower?
18:45Yeah, lower than that.
18:46On an elk, climb over our tats.
18:48On an elk, climb over our tats.
18:50On an elk, climb over our tats.
19:40How are we doing?
19:58How do you think?
20:01Okay, do you know what?
20:02There comes a point where-
20:03What do you want from me?
20:06To be forgiven.
20:09I am sorry.
20:10I really am.
20:13Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:17I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:21Well, I don't know.
20:23Something like what I've just seen today.
20:25A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad.
20:28But I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:33That is why I went.
20:36I promise.
20:41You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:48If you went over there to make us whole,
20:52you must have told her that.
20:54So go on then.
20:57What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:11Are we kicking this off then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:19Yes.
21:19Right, I'll start then, shall I?
21:22Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:23Well, I don't know.
21:24Do I? I've never run a funeral before,
21:26which as a chef is considered a win.
21:27Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:30Dear God.
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:35I mean, I'll flip and do it.
21:39The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:41What, my sister?
21:43I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:46Did you seriously think I won't come?
22:06What the hell are you doing here?
22:08I could say the same to you.
22:10Big brother.
22:12Can you imagine how it felt?
22:14Learning you weren't my cousin anymore.
22:17But whatever he got up to with your mum.
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:23He was still my dad.
22:24I've got every right to pay him my respects.
22:27You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:28Who are you?
22:29That's our Belle.
22:31Someone else you've never bothered to get to know,
22:33as in your sister.
22:34Your little Belle?
22:36No way.
22:37Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:45Mainly because she told me.
22:49Ex-con.
22:51Ex-con.
22:52Ex-con.
22:53Ex-con.
22:54Oh, ex-con.
22:57All done so well.
22:59She also told me my dad were dead.
23:02Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:04I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:07Christmas cards and stuff.
23:08And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:11It's nice to meet you, Aunty Tina.
23:13And you.
23:15I want to say, er...
23:18Vinnie.
23:21Heard a lot about you.
23:24Did I stop being Dad's daughter because I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:27Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:29You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:31As I said, I'm here to pay my respects.
23:36Like the rest of you.
23:37Yeah, and what else?
23:39Because, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:40Right, far be it from me to interfere, but can we do this after?
23:44I don't know what Zak would think.
23:46I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:51So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:56Right.
23:57Okay.
23:58Okay.
24:01We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:06Our patriarch.
24:08Get in with his big words.
24:11He was a loving husband, grandad, brother, uncle, and dad.
24:19And he'll be really missed.
24:21Caleb!
24:22Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:25To twist the knife one final time.
24:28There.
24:29Are you happy?
24:31Not really.
24:32She...
24:33She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:35She called you all sorts.
24:37Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:39It doesn't help anyone.
24:41All sorts?
24:42Like what?
24:43What does it matter?
24:44I need to know.
24:45What? You want the actual words, all right?
24:47Little horses.
24:48You want the actual words, all right?
24:50Little whore.
24:52Those were two of them.
24:52And there was plenty more besides.
24:55You know what she was like.
25:07She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:14Come here.
25:16Don't.
25:18I'm okay.
25:22I mean...
25:26I had thought that might be it.
25:30You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:34I suppose.
25:38I just...
25:41hoped something might have changed.
25:45Well, she's gone now.
25:47For good.
25:49We just...
25:51We have to accept it and move on.
26:06And he wanted music.
26:08He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:10while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:16Oh, here we are, here we are, and here we go.
26:28What a ball and a hit in the hole, here we go.
26:32Oh, fucking all over the world.
26:38Everywhere that we're gonna be.
26:42And we love you Lace, Lace, Lace.
26:48Ah, say all together.
26:52We're gonna see you break.
26:56She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind.
27:00Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you.
27:04And it burns, burns, burns.
27:06The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
27:12The ring.
27:14Shine on you crazy diver.
27:24You were caught in the crossfire of childhood stardom.
27:30Blown on the steel piers.
27:34Come on you target for far away laughter.
27:41Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr and child.
27:49What's all this?
27:51A few welcome home gifts.
27:53Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:55Making the most of having a family.
27:57Buying one more like.
27:59How much did this lot cost?
28:01And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:03I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:07I could hardly forget, could I?
28:10It was a big deal about making up with them.
28:12But now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas.
28:14They obviously don't matter.
28:16Excuse me?
28:18You're accusing me of buying a family one minute.
28:20And then the next.
28:22You're up on your high horse.
28:24Because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:26What, to keep things equal?
28:28Is that it?
28:30Oh my bad for thinking that way.
28:32Yesterday I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:34Towards a car and groceries.
28:36Things they needed.
28:39I appreciated it.
28:41After all, I was able to provide
28:43where you pretty much failed.
28:45And are constantly failing.
28:59I'm supposed to say what you meant to me.
29:05Dad.
29:08When I first arrived here
29:12I was all over the place and
29:14lashed out and that.
29:20And you took me in.
29:22Treated me like a...
29:30I can't do this.
29:32It's OK.
29:34You're right you didn't like it
29:36and my cooking were too fancy.
29:40You always cleared your plate.
29:44Sleep well Uncle Zach.
29:50You were the best Great Grandad.
29:54You made us strong.
29:58And always told it like it was.
30:01I love you Uncle Zach.
30:03You were never afraid
30:05to tell me when I was wrong.
30:09But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:19You always loved a laugh
30:21and a drink.
30:25I miss you Uncle Zach.
30:28You welcomed me
30:30into your home.
30:34I'll never forget
30:36you called me Dingle
30:38and you made me so proud
30:40to be one.
30:46You always looked after me Uncle Zach
30:48because I was family
30:52and nothing was more important to you than that.
30:58I'll never forget you.
31:02None of us will.
31:04Ever.
31:16For God's sake.
31:18That could have been important.
31:20Shut up.
31:22Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself
31:24considering what's happening?
31:27Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29Okay.
31:31Now is not the time.
31:33This is wrong.
31:35This is all wrong.
31:39Hello.
31:41It's the man I was about to call.
31:43Aren't we the happy pair then?
31:45I need to know where you're at.
31:47At?
31:49Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:51Are we talking about Kim here?
31:53Who else?
31:56You're getting all of the haulage
31:58but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares aren't I?
32:00I've got no idea what your brilliant plan is
32:02nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:04Okay.
32:06I hear you. I get where you're coming from
32:08but I promise you all that's in hand.
32:10It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway actually.
32:12Go on.
32:14Paperwork.
32:16Talking kings.
32:18Tax returns. Bank statements.
32:20That kind of thing.
32:22I'll get my lawyers to have a look
32:24Weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:28And that'll get things moving will it?
32:30Yeah, of course it will.
32:32That along with Jimmy's shares.
32:36Belle?
32:40Belle, you okay?
32:42No, I'm not okay
32:44because it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:46I know it's a lot to take in right now
32:48a sister turning up out of the blue
32:50that you never met before
32:52It's always about saying goodbye to your Dad, isn't it?
32:54And like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:56It's about focusing on what's important.
32:58Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:06Mum's ashes.
33:08This is where we kept them.
33:10What's left of them.
33:12Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:14Oh, Belle, I'm sorry.
33:16I thought this was about Tina.
33:18Course this isn't about Tina.
33:20I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:22But this...
33:24This is what matters.
33:26For Dad and for Mum.
33:28And I'm not going to let them down again.
33:30I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:32Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:36Mum, did we just give him his damn phone back?
33:38When and only when this is over.
33:40Look, Sue, you can't be trusted.
33:42No.
33:44I could just take him.
33:46Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
33:48Yeah, easy.
33:52Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:54Might have to postpone.
33:56Hey.
33:58You alright?
34:00Mum's ashes.
34:02Of course.
34:04Come on, we're reconvening.
34:18Bye, Dad.
34:28This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:30Forever.
34:34And I hope I see you both again.
34:40Rest in peace.
34:48Bye.
35:02Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:04Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:06Aren't they the right time?
35:08Like there's ever a right time.
35:10But that's why you're here, innit?
35:12I don't know what you're on about.
35:14They're just snaps.
35:16What?
35:18People don't take snaps of a house.
35:20There's not this one.
35:22Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:24Stop being so melodramatic.
35:26I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought of it.
35:28You're telling me about my family.
35:30You're telling me about my family.
35:32I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought of it.
35:34Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:36What?
35:38Are you cashing in on my uncle's act before he's even cold?
35:40Make him all Teresa, does he?
35:42I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:44Please.
35:46I am still his daughter.
35:48Whatever you lot think.
35:50What's going on?
35:52She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:54So?
35:56So, it's obvious, innit?
35:58She's trying to sell it from under us.
36:00My dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:02So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:04Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:08Yeah? Well, now he's gone.
36:10So it's my house too.
36:14You sorted our little problem out yet?
36:16Yeah, kind of.
36:18I've put it in writing.
36:20I've told the bank we own all of the ollage.
36:22But we don't.
36:24But we will.
36:26We don't, though.
36:28Do it. You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:30I already have. It's done.
36:32Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:34I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:36He's gonna get us all the Jimmy's shares.
36:38Promise.
36:42This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:44A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving her out.
36:46Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:48She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:50No, she can give it a good go. Same old gold digger she always was.
36:52Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:54Everyone, shut up!
36:56Shut up!
36:58Why? So she can talk her way out of it?
37:00She can't, actually.
37:02Actually? Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:04When I'm at home?
37:06Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:08My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:10Your sister-in-law.
37:12How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:16Oh, come off it.
37:18We all know you're lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:20Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:22Ah!
37:24Ah!
37:28Slag off my Sam again,
37:30and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:32And as for the house,
37:34Zak did make a will, and he had me look after it.
37:36That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:38So he's left the place to Sam,
37:40Belle and Cain.
37:42I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:44Hang on a minute, is that...?
37:46Why, Tina Dingle,
37:48is that a tag?
37:50Yeah.
37:52You know what? Don't tell me not you've ever worn one,
37:54cos I won't believe you.
37:56So we've been a naughty girl, then, have we?
37:58Ex-con. Ex-con. Ex-con.
38:04Hey.
38:06How was the walk?
38:08Well, I didn't get very far.
38:10I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:12Oh.
38:14What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:16It was about the will reading.
38:18Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:20Well, either way, I reckon you're best off
38:22leaving all that with me.
38:24I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:26No, I want to be there.
38:28She was just giving me a heads-up, so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:30How do you mean, shock?
38:32Well, apparently,
38:34a payment went out from my mum's account
38:36just before she died. A big one.
38:38Fiona's worried someone might have
38:40tried to scam her, so
38:42she's going to do some digging.
38:44Anyway, just give us the details tomorrow.
38:50You are paying
38:52for the dry-cleaning. You any idea
38:54how much this dress cost?
38:56No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:58Oh, so soon, we. I could.
39:00I know lots of lawyers. Really?
39:02Cos that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:04Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:06We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:08Oh, come on, Steve.
39:10You know what tags off tomorrow?
39:12It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:16Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:18Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:20Come on.
39:22Thanks for ticking off for me,
39:24everyone.
39:26Oh, and by the way,
39:28this isn't over!
39:32How are you bearing up?
39:36Hey, you did your best by him.
39:38Dan would be proud
39:40of you.
39:42Dan?
39:44Zak.
39:46I meant Zak.
39:48Come on, don't look at me like that.
39:50You know how I can get.
39:52I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:56We need to get the day for this operation
39:58sorted.
40:00Soon as this is done, I'm gonna call the hospital.
40:02I'll find out what's going on.
40:08What?
40:10Please, don't kick off.
40:12I was supposed to be there yesterday
40:14and I cancelled it.
40:16What?
40:18Right then, back to the pub then, is it?
40:20As per Zak's wishes.
40:22We'll follow you.
40:24At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:26Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:28At least you're here, I suppose.
40:30It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:32Family was everything to Zak.
40:38So, um,
40:40you cancelled it.
40:42I had to.
40:44No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:46With all of this going on?
40:48And what if I had?
40:50Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:52Be in hospital?
40:54Today, of all days?
40:56And you risk
40:58losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:02Yeah.
41:04Suppose.
41:07I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:10And I know that everyone else
41:12thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:16And I love you.
41:18I am your wife and it's my job.
41:20It's all my fault.
41:22No, of course not.
41:24That's not what I meant.
41:26Yeah, but you didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:28You can't be expected to do everything.
41:30Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:32That's what my dad expected.
41:36Everything OK?
41:38No, it's not.
41:40No, because I'm messing everything up as per usual.
41:42I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:44Don't say that.
41:46You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:48You did the best you could, Cain.
41:50We all did.
41:52Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it?
41:54Eh?
41:56Right, come on, we need to go.
41:58Get home.
42:00You're not coming to the pub?
42:02Everyone's expecting you.
42:04You're edit family now.
42:06Will you stop saying that?
42:08What does it even mean?
42:10Anyway, it's just another way of saying that
42:12I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:14And you two, you just need...
42:18Can we go, please? You need to rest.
42:20Come on. Come on.
42:22Come on.
42:32Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:40Maybe.
42:44I thought I'd feel better
42:46after it were all over and all, but...
42:48I don't.
42:50Sam.
42:52I don't know where we go from here.
42:54Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:56He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals
43:02you're meant to say goodbye, you accept it
43:04and you move on.
43:06I don't think I can.
43:10Cos we've lost the one thing
43:12that held us all together, haven't we?
43:20Now it looks like Cain's
43:22spiralling and all.
43:24Cos that's all three of us.
43:26We've got to get him back here.
43:28We need to sort this out.
43:30Even if it takes us all night.
43:32We've got to do this for the family.
43:42Mother, lover, liar, thief.
43:44Sophie Turner, it's Joan.
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