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00:00:00Oh no, my snails.
00:00:26Put them in a tank.
00:00:42Then everyone will think she's weird.
00:00:56Hey, Catgirl.
00:01:27He's bitten me four times.
00:01:31Careful!
00:01:33Fine, I'll put a snake in her desk.
00:01:56Careful! He has rabies.
00:02:19He's bitten me four times.
00:02:37Why are you going through our things?
00:02:40No, she's adorable.
00:02:45Wow, she plays just like you.
00:02:48Fine, I'll put an octopus in her closet. I made some food.
00:02:57He's bitten me four times.
00:02:59Fine, I'll put an octopus in her closet.
00:03:03Oh god, a level four hype train.
00:03:06Keep going while the clock runs out.
00:03:08Yeah, I don't think I will.
00:03:14Oh, you found the d-
00:03:24Octopus! Octopus! Octopus!
00:03:28This just-
00:03:31Dream, how can-
00:03:33Octopus!
00:03:41Octopus! Octopus!
00:03:45Why are you going through our things?
00:03:52I made some food.
00:04:00Don't you all think she's weird?
00:04:08Why are you going through our things?
00:04:10Don't you all think she's weird?
00:04:12No, she's adorable.
00:04:14Wait.
00:04:26Wait, where'd she go?
00:04:35Do I use the actual audio, or do I...
00:04:40I forgot to turn the lo-fi back on, but we'll get it in a second.
00:05:04Uh, yep, we're doing that.
00:05:22Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
00:05:36No, she's adorable. Wait, where'd she go?
00:05:56No, she's adorable. Wait, where'd she go?
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:41Wow, she plays just like my sister.
00:06:52Oh no.
00:07:02I wonder how long this will take before it becomes gratuitous.
00:07:05Gratuitous? What are you thr-
00:07:22What are you three doing?
00:07:24Beating up the brown girl.
00:07:40Beating up the brown girl.
00:07:55Beating up the brown girl.
00:07:57I'm sorry about them. They're all un-
00:08:06You there! What are you-
00:08:19What are you three doing?
00:08:21Beating up the brown girl.
00:08:22I'm sorry about them.
00:08:25Looks like you got-
00:08:31I'm sorry about them. They're all un-ambient.
00:08:33Here, I corrected your test.
00:08:35I didn't-
00:08:54Hey Son- Hey Sonoc. How are you?
00:08:59I didn't know students could do that.
00:09:01Look what I have.
00:09:02Oh no, are we going to fight?
00:09:04No.
00:09:06I didn't know students could do that.
00:09:07Look what I have.
00:09:15Oh no, are we going to fight?
00:09:16No.
00:09:17I didn't know students could do that.
00:09:18Look what I have.
00:09:20Look what I have!
00:09:28Oh no!
00:09:29Look what I have!
00:09:34Oh no!
00:09:35Look what I have!
00:09:41Oh no!
00:09:42Are we going to fight?
00:09:43None of them?
00:09:44Oh no!
00:09:45Are we going to fight?
00:09:46Oh no!
00:09:48Oh no!
00:09:49Are we going to fight?
00:09:50Oh no!
00:09:51Are we going to fight?
00:09:52No!
00:09:53I don't condone...
00:10:01No!
00:10:02I don't condone slavery!
00:10:03Finally a normal...
00:10:12Finally a normal person!
00:10:14I hope it's alright!
00:10:15I hope it's alright!
00:10:16I brought someone to study with us!
00:10:17Not in the slide!
00:10:18Behind that shining thing!
00:10:21Huh?
00:10:22Oh!
00:10:29I hope it's alright!
00:10:30I brought someone to study with us!
00:10:38Alright!
00:10:45I hope it's alright!
00:10:46I brought someone to study with us!
00:10:47Not in the slide!
00:10:48Thanks!
00:10:49Why?
00:10:50Thanks!
00:10:51Why do I even bother?
00:10:52Gonna put a snail in Anthrax's pencil case!
00:10:53It's brown contacts!
00:10:54Here!
00:10:55Here!
00:10:56Here!
00:10:57Here!
00:10:58Here!
00:10:59Here!
00:11:00Here!
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00:11:17These videos are like a fever dream.
00:11:19A very funny fever dream, but fever induced nonetheless.
00:11:22Yeah, I wonder!
00:11:23It's like, is it funnier if you've seen this thing, or if you haven't?
00:11:33Some sort of haunted house!
00:11:35Girl messing with another...
00:11:44Put a snail in Anthrax's pencil case, then everyone will think she's weird.
00:11:54Oh no, my snail.
00:12:08What about that? That's just my snail's home.
00:12:11I told you not to keep them in there.
00:12:13I think it's cute.
00:12:15But they're snails, what's cute about snails?
00:12:18Catherine, Juliet, Marcy, see you later.
00:12:26Oh no, my snails. Put them...
00:12:38Oh no, my snails. Put them in a tank.
00:12:41Fine, I'll...
00:12:57Fine, I'll put a snake in her desk.
00:13:00Careful, he has rape.
00:13:02The one I spent... garter snake.
00:13:05Oh, you found the drawer where Mr. Mongoose lives.
00:13:09I told you not to...
00:13:17Careful, he has rabies.
00:13:19He's bitten me four times.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:33Careful, he has rabies.
00:13:35He's bitten me four times.
00:13:37Fine, I'll...
00:13:48Fine, I'll put an octopus in her closet.
00:13:52In her closet.
00:13:53Octopus! Octopus!
00:13:55Why are you going through our...
00:14:03Why are you going through our things?
00:14:05Don't you all think she's weird?
00:14:13Ugh, animals.
00:14:16You must be...
00:14:17...or a giant...
00:14:18Too bad you've got such a weak stomach.
00:14:20...everyone like her so...
00:14:27I don't know.
00:14:28I don't know.
00:14:29I don't know.
00:14:31Do you all think she's weird?
00:14:33No.
00:14:46She's weird?
00:14:47No, she...
00:15:01Oh, she's adorable.
00:15:03Wait.
00:15:08Oh, she's adorable.
00:15:24Wait, where'd she go?
00:15:26Wait, where'd she go?
00:15:30Wait, where'd she go?
00:15:38Wow, she plays just...
00:15:57Like my sister.
00:15:58Oh no.
00:16:03Before or since this particular...
00:16:06Wow, she plays just...
00:16:07Like my sister.
00:16:08Oh no.
00:16:13Before or since this particular...
00:16:25We're gonna need a dozen therapists...
00:16:27...to unpack that one.
00:16:31Me and my sister wrote this song...
00:16:33...when we were kids.
00:16:35We played together all the time, but then I got sick and she never played again.
00:16:40I felt empty and songless since then until Anthrax played the same song and now I feel alive again.
00:16:47We should stop doing this.
00:16:53Me and my sister wrote this song when we were kids.
00:16:57We played together all the time, but then I got sick and she never played again.
00:17:02I felt empty and songless since then until Anthrax played the same song and now I feel alive again.
00:17:08We're gonna need a dozen therapists to unpack that one.
00:17:15We're gonna need a dozen therapists to...
00:17:18If only Anthrax used her comedic menagerie of animals to absolutely fuck up her brother.
00:17:32Yeah, as opposed to...
00:17:34Yeah, as opposed to...
00:17:35As opposed to...
00:17:36As opposed to canon where she forgot the up.
00:17:48As opposed to canon where she forgot the up.
00:18:02Fucking hell, Angel.
00:18:05That's worse than mine.
00:18:14Anthrax, how do you feel about...
00:18:18Anthrax, how do you feel about being someone's quasi-incestuous effigy?
00:18:27I've got that at home.
00:18:34Effigy.
00:18:35I've got that at home.
00:18:37What?
00:18:40Thank you, thank you. Your disdain is honoring.
00:18:44I said I'm already engaged to you.
00:18:49Effigy.
00:18:50I've got that at home.
00:18:51What?
00:18:52I said I'm already engaged to you.
00:18:54Anthrax, I'm begging you to understand that...
00:19:00I'm begging you to understand that slavery is evil.
00:19:04I'm begging you to understand that slavery is evil.
00:19:08Evil. Stop smiling about it.
00:19:19I...
00:19:21We should stop doing slavery.
00:19:28We should stop doing slavery.
00:19:32Wow, you are a simp.
00:19:42Free.
00:19:43Wow, you are a simp.
00:19:51Our salaries are that one fairy gym leader from Kalos.
00:19:54Oh, yeah.
00:19:57Dammit, I was almost started.
00:20:02Would you play with me again?
00:20:06Would you play with me again?
00:20:13To check with my wife.
00:20:22With me again?
00:20:24I have to check with my wife.
00:20:31I have to check with my wife.
00:20:37How about tomorrow?
00:20:39If my wife says I can.
00:20:50Take the hint, you fuck.
00:20:52Stop playing, would you?
00:21:02New fucking blueberry.
00:21:11You?
00:21:12Take the hint, you fucking blueberry.
00:21:17Yes.
00:21:26Uterus.
00:21:29Uterus, I ch...
00:21:36Uterus, I challenge you to a slavery duel.
00:21:46Dammit, I was almost starting to like you.
00:21:58Dammit, I was almost starting to like you.
00:22:03Starting to like you.
00:22:09Have just asked.
00:22:14I'll have Anthrax piano playing.
00:22:22You could have just asked.
00:22:26I've just asked.
00:22:29This is about your sis...
00:22:32Get his ass.
00:22:36This is about protecting Anthrax freedom.
00:22:45Asked.
00:22:46This is about protecting Anthrax freedom.
00:22:50This is about your sister complex and you freaking know it.
00:22:58Get his ass.
00:23:03Anthrax is counting on me to save her.
00:23:14Anthrax is counting on me to save her.
00:23:19Get his ass, babe.
00:23:24Get his ass, babe.
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00:34:30is ask babe what you say
00:34:36i'm breaking out the old ones for this
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00:36:26therapy next time
00:36:28ouchy ouch
00:36:38i need the dial up noise for this
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00:39:01You err-404'd blue idiot.
00:39:08Ouchie ouch.
00:39:17Lily forcing chat to the attic to look at the photo albums.
00:39:21Oosh, ouchie ouch.
00:39:25Oosh, ouchie ouch.
00:39:30Oosh, ouchie ouch.
00:39:32Try therapy next time.
00:39:39I take it you're satisfied now?
00:39:47Try therapy next time.
00:39:53Gonna put a snail in Anthrax's pencil case, then everyone will think she's weird.
00:39:57Okay, chameleon harmonica.
00:40:27Freund, ein guter Freund, das ist das Beste, was es gibt auf der Welt.
00:40:34Ein Freund bleibt immer Freund, und wenn die ganze Welt zusammenfällt,
00:40:41dann sei auch nie betrübt.
00:40:44Damn, getting error 404'd, blue idiot.
00:40:54Noises from days long past.
00:41:14Careful, he has rabies.
00:41:26He's bitten me four times.
00:41:28Fine, I'll put an octopus in her closet.
00:41:30Octopus! Octopus!
00:41:32Why are you going through our things?
00:41:39Starting to like you.
00:41:40I'll have Anthrax piano playing.
00:41:42You could have just asked.
00:41:44This is about protect.
00:41:46Get his ass, babe.
00:41:52Oosh, ouchie ouch.
00:41:54Try therapy next time.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:20Me and my sister wrote this song when we were kids.
00:42:39We played together all the time.
00:42:49This song when we were kids.
00:42:55All the time, but then I got sick and all the time.
00:43:11Now fucking hell.
00:43:25All the time, but then I got sick and she never played again.
00:43:33I felt empty and songless since then until Anthrax played the same song and now I feel alive again.
00:43:49We're gonna need a dozen therapists to unpack that.
00:43:59And what do you mean?
00:44:05We're gonna need a dozen therapists.
00:44:09We're gonna need a dozen therapists to unpack that one, Anthrax.
00:44:13How do you feel about being someone's quasi incestuous effigy?
00:44:25How do you feel about being someone's quasi incestuous effigy?
00:44:30How?
00:44:47How do you feel about?
00:44:54How do you feel about being someone's?
00:44:59How do you feel about being someone's quasi-incestuous effigy?
00:45:18I've got that at home.
00:45:48I
00:45:55Said I said I'm already engaged to you. I'm begging you to understand
00:46:07I'm begging you to understand that slavery is evil. Stop smiling about it. We
00:46:14Should stop doing sleep
00:46:18It's a nice change of pace for one
00:46:35Guys are awful
00:46:37Stop doing slavery. Wow, you are a sick. I can't just what all makes sense
00:46:58Wow, you are a simp would you play with me again for playing the piano?
00:47:03Tell me how did you learn to play the piano so well?
00:47:12Play with me again. I have to check
00:47:29I have to check with my wife. I have to check
00:47:33I
00:47:41Have to check with my wife how about tomorrow if my how about tomorrow if my what how about tomorrow
00:47:51If my wife says I can if she told you to stop
00:47:59And if miss wood
00:48:04You to stop playing would you take
00:48:11You
00:48:17You take the hand you fucking blueberry yes uterus
00:48:22Fucking blueberry. Yes uterus. I challenge you to a slavery duel. Damn it. I was
00:48:30But with the great to
00:48:34You
00:48:43Uterus I challenge you to a slavery duel. Damn it. I redo
00:48:59Most starting to like you
00:49:04I'll have in
00:49:10I'll have in
00:49:29But I'm going to
00:49:34Anthrax piano playing you could have just asked you could have just asked this is a
00:49:41This is a
00:49:58This is about protecting anthrax freedom, this is about your sister complex and you freaking know it
00:50:12You
00:50:18Anthrax is counting on me to save her Spain
00:50:31God editing around these things is annoying
00:50:42Should I just use that one? Why don't I?
00:50:56That's pain
00:51:01And there we go
00:51:06Slavery is bad at all, but piano playing apparently don't do that
00:51:11Okay, do you all want to see this whole thing?
00:51:28Sure
00:51:41Once upon a time. I met a guy who gave me gender envy since then
00:51:45I wanted to be a prince, but that isn't a good idea. You can't wear a boy's uniform
00:51:50I'm not nobody else in the entire school is dressed like me. I look like a Kingdom Hearts character
00:51:57You can't use casual dress in school. There's no rule that says I can't okay. I believe you
00:52:02Oh look another couple arguing. They should do that garbage and pry what the fudge
00:52:07Who are they that sundowner the student council vice president and the girl that's anthrax
00:52:14Some cringe loser who waters flowers all day looks like they're dating
00:52:18How dare you sundowner is too cool to date that loser. I just saw him hit his girlfriend fake news
00:52:25Stop abusing your fiance. Don't worry. It was consensual right anthrax. Yes, it was okay
00:52:32How did you get that ring a prince gave it to me, okay, I believe you what's going on here
00:52:38Someone tacked a love letter on the board to laugh at that's just rude, but it's funny
00:52:42Well, you sound like a winner. You hurt my friends feelings. I'm going to kick your ass challenge accepted
00:52:48Meet me in the arena. We have an arena. Where is that Dragon Force music coming from? What's that castle doing in the sky?
00:52:55That's a mirage. Okay, I believe you you lose if you lose the flower. Good luck
00:53:00What the fudge how dare you wish good luck to someone else forgive me my master what eyes wide shut
00:53:06Bullshit, did I walk into look what I can do. Am I on an episode of prank?
00:53:11Are you seriously fighting with a stick gonna stab you with it to swoosh? What the fudge then mr.
00:53:17Breaks fucker. Well, that was weird from this day forward. I belong to you. Okay, I believe you
00:53:22I hope you're okay after what sundowner did I'm over him. I belong to you
00:53:27I'm getting that a lot lately to protect the world from devastation to unite all people within our nation
00:53:33Meow if that's right sundowner lost the Rose Bride to a newcomer is that even allowed it is now
00:53:38Okay, I believe you whoever is engaged to the Rose Bride will gain the power to bring revolution to the world
00:53:43Wait a minute if it's a revolution wouldn't that mean it's against the status quo?
00:53:48Yes, and isn't this weird patriarchal slave bride business the status quo?
00:53:53Yes, then wouldn't that mean this entire dueling game is inherently patriarchal and therefore
00:53:59Counter-revolutionary and so is believing we can use it to start a revolution is actually getting stuck in the trap of the oppressor
00:54:04Yes, so the only winning move is not to play and to empower the Rose Bride to leave this entire thing behind
00:54:11Congratulations Cassidy you understood this story better than most looks like this is my new dorm
00:54:17Barnacles what the fudge sorry, I'm almost done cleaning it Rex. How did you get in my house?
00:54:22We're rooming together because I'm the Rose Bride. I have to be engaged to the dueling champion. That's fucked up
00:54:28Why do you take part in this for kicks? Okay? I do not believe you anthrax
00:54:32How could you forget our love what love you always hit me you little do that again, and I'll cut your hand off
00:54:39I want a rematch. This is stupid. I'm just going to lose on purpose
00:54:44Ouchie ouch, I'm going to win and anthrax will be my swoosh. What the fudge I thought you were going to lose
00:54:49I was but honestly fuck that guy. I wouldn't recommend that what drugs is this school on so do you have no friends?
00:54:57I have to chew I meant people friends
00:55:02Also stop calling me miss uterus but all those other girls can do it when you do it
00:55:07I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it
00:55:10But all those other girls can do it when you do it, it's weird, but we're engaged
00:55:15I don't want a bride. All I want is a normal boy. Did someone call me?
00:55:22Take a cold shower
00:55:26Actually, I'm the prince you met as a kid, okay, I believe you anthrax you've been nominated as homecoming queen, okay
00:55:32I believe you Wow that dress is pretty there's one for you, too
00:55:36It's horrible. Can't I just wear chainmail and a kilt? I feel like a fool you should you look foolish anthrax come over here
00:55:43It's about time that girl got out stay here
00:55:46No, not in the crowd the girl who stole my brother from me is about to be humiliated swoosh barnacles
00:55:51Oh, no time to be a hero. Let's dance. How did you even do this?
00:55:56I must have the Rose Bride at my side
00:55:58I can't
00:56:03You don't usually do this bad at math the student council keeps challenging me to honor fights at the top of a 10-mile staircase I
00:56:15Wonder how long this will take before it becomes gratuitous. What are you three doing beating up the brown girl?
00:56:21I'm sorry about them. They're all an ambient here. I corrected your test. I didn't know students could do that
00:56:27Look what I have. Oh, no, are we going to fight? No, I don't condone slavery. Finally a normal person
00:56:33I hope it's alright. I brought someone to study with us not in the slightest. Thanks
00:56:38Why do I even bother gonna put a snail in anthrax's pencil case then everyone will think she's weird. Oh
00:56:45No, my snails put them in a tank fine. I'll put a snake in her desk
00:56:50Careful, he has rabies. He's bitten me four times fine. I'll put an octopus in her closet
00:56:58Why are you going through our things don't you all think she's weird no, she's adorable wait, where'd she go
00:57:12Wow, she plays just like my sister
00:57:14Oh, no me and my sister wrote the song when we were kids
00:57:18We played together all the time, but then I got sick and she never played again
00:57:22I felt empty and songless since then until anthrax played the same song and now I feel alive again
00:57:28We're gonna need a dozen therapists to unpack that
00:57:36Oh, no me and my sister wrote I felt
00:57:40Oh
00:57:52We played together all the time but then I got sick and she never played again
00:57:56I felt empty and songless since then until anthrax played the same song and now I feel alive again
00:58:02We're gonna need a dozen therapists to unpack that one anthrax. How do you feel about being someone's quasi-incestuous?
00:58:10effigy. I've got that at home. What? I said I'm already engaged to you. I'm begging you
00:58:15to understand that slavery is evil. Stop smiling about it. We should stop doing slavery. Wow
00:58:21you are a simp. Would you play with me again? I have to check with my wife. How about tomorrow?
00:58:26If my wife says I can. If she told you to stop playing would you? Take the hint you
00:58:30fucking blueberry. Yes. Uterus, I challenge you to a slavery duel. Dammit I was almost
00:58:36starting to like you. I'll have anthrax piano playing. You could have just asked. This is
00:58:45about protecting anthrax freedom. This is about your sister complex and you freaking
00:58:49know it. Anthrax is counting on me to save her. Get his ass babe. Ouchie ouch. Try therapy
00:59:03next time. What do you think? It's amazing. Thank you. Thank you. I never watch this series
00:59:22but I can't help but feel so sad for Anthony. She deserves good things. Yeah. This video
00:59:30is a delight. I'm glad you think so because it is fucking, making this has been hilarious.
00:59:51No cover of Rick Astley's Nice Touch. Thank you. That's the breaks fucker. Taking the
01:00:09piss out of the internet darling. This isn't really taking the piss it's just a spoof.
01:00:15That's all it really is. Like here's the thing. Some people actually ask me would you ever
01:00:20do like a nut one of these kind of videos for Steven Universe? First of all, that's
01:00:24200 episodes of nonsense. And second of all, like I hate Steven Universe too much to do
01:00:32a parody of it. Uniquely funny about the wax cadence of the AI voices saying this shit.
01:00:43It's not AI it's text to speech. You already did it in a minute of it. Yeah, but I stopped
01:00:53at the point that I stopped liking the show. That was the point where I just like kind
01:00:59of removed Steven Universe from my pipeline. The meme sunglasses so goofy. I'm glad. Did
01:01:13someone call me? Take a cold shower. I'm very bad ass. Meme sunglasses is so goofy. Yeah,
01:01:39the whole point of these things is to be goofy. Like I'm not, I don't, I don't make
01:01:43these things with the express purpose of like throwing venom on something. It is meant to
01:01:47just be, oh, hey, that's silly. It's the kind of videos I always wanted to make. I just
01:01:53want to make silly content. I would stop doing media analysis and just do silliness if I
01:01:59thought I could. Anyway, individual, individual episodes of these are up for legacy patrons
01:02:16on Patreon. That's where you can, that's where you can find them. So like at some point I'll
01:02:20just, I'll edit these three separately. I'll render these three separately and throw them
01:02:24up on Patreon. Lily wants to do a silly. Yeah. Yep. Alternate Universal Lily made widely
01:02:48popular YouTube poops instead. Oh God. If I, if I had today's editing skills, like 15
01:02:59years ago, I would be making a very different kinds of content. That's, that's what I would
01:03:17be doing. Sad part is these videos typically don't do well, which is why this is a patron
01:03:28exclusive. And given that, let's see, that's five run the fifth and the total runtime is
01:03:37about 648. So yeah, I imagine the finished one is probably going to be an hour, is probably
01:03:48going to be an hour long.
01:04:19Crazy. It doesn't take very long. Writing it is the long part. I mean, I just did three of them
01:04:23in like two and a half hours. Trademark silliness. Sign me up. Actual motivation. I think the
01:04:38funniest part is when you put stuff like actual dialogue up here. The girl who stole my brother
01:04:44from me is about to be humiliated.
01:04:57Oh, that be that's big at a warning. That is a common side effect from an hour of cackling. I'll
01:05:04probably have to put a thing at the start. These are, these are text to speech, not AI voices.
01:05:35Also, the backing music of the comedian Harmonus will probably just get snagged by copyright, so
01:05:40alas. Text to speech is superior to AI anyway. Yeah, it doesn't involve theft, and it doesn't
01:05:55involve, it doesn't involve stealing, and it doesn't, and it doesn't suck off more, and it
01:06:00doesn't suck off more energy than a black hole, than a black hole, and it doesn't suck off more
01:06:05energy than a black hole in a nebula.
01:06:20Okay, I'm going to take a break to go make, to make some lunch, and then we'll get back and work
01:06:29on the next public video.
01:06:30Okay, I'm going to take a break to go make, to make some lunch, and then we'll get back
01:06:37and work on the next public video.
01:07:00Okay, I'm going to take a break to go make, to make some lunch, and then we'll get back
01:07:29and work on the next public video.