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00:00Madam Chairman?
00:02Yes, Bubbles?
00:03I think most of you ladies know that I used to be in show business.
00:11Now, I realize that this idea of mine might be a little bit out of season,
00:15but since we have so many very attractive club members,
00:19I was thinking it might be a lot of fun if we had a bathing beauty contest.
00:24In connection with the dance, of course.
00:26Most ridiculous idea I've ever heard.
00:31I'd rather have a pie-eating contest.
00:35Bubbles, would you like to make a motion?
00:37Oh, not without my costume and my music.
00:43All those in favor of a bathing beauty contest, say aye.
00:47Aye.
00:50Well, I think the bathing beauty contest is a good idea,
00:52but we ought to wait until summertime.
00:54Well, now that makes some sense.
00:56Does anybody else have any ideas?
00:59Well, Madam Chairman, I'd like to make a motion about balloons.
01:03I beg your pardon?
01:04Well, I think it would add considerably to the gaiety of the occasion
01:07if, along about midnight, we had a great fanfare of trumpets
01:10and released hundreds of balloons.
01:13That's a pretty good idea.
01:14Well, thank you.
01:16During my undergraduate days at Vassar, we had some really gay parties,
01:19and they always featured balloons at midnight.
01:22Of course, that was a few years ago.
01:24You can say that again.
01:26Did you say something, Clifford?
01:28I think it's a splendid idea.
01:32Well, there's just one thing.
01:34Can we get enough balloons on such short notice?
01:37Oh, yes, I'm quite sure we can.
01:39You see, my sister's husband happens to be in that business.
01:42As a matter of fact, I have a few samples right here if you can't see one.
01:49I'm not sure I have sufficient wind to blow them up.
01:52Is she kidding?
01:57Well, maybe one of the husbands will volunteer.
02:00How about Mr. Nelson?
02:08If this is some sort of a sobriety test,
02:10I can assure you ladies I drink nothing stronger than Coca-Cola.