Suki Waterhouse used to prank call her mom to no avail, but now she’s ready to trick her friends and family in this episode of #PhoningItIn. The ‘Memoir of a Sparklemuffin’ singer finally gets to avenge her past prank failures, from convincing her dad that she has to cancel her tour for surgery on her toes, to asking her beau, Robert Pattinson, if he’d co-host ‘Love Is Blind’ with her. Watch as Suki attempts to prank *the* Zoë Kravitz, tells her brand manager about a smoking Sparklemuffin tattoo she got up her neck, and puts her friendship with Camila Morrone to the test by asking her to attend an audition on her behalf.
Stream ‘Memoir of a Sparklemuffin’ and get tickets to Suki's tour here: https://sukiwaterhouse.tv/
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00:00I've tattooed it all up my neck and it's smoking as well.
00:04Yeah, you didn't.
00:05I did.
00:06You can't do that. That's not allowed.
00:09Hey, I'm Suki Waterhouse and today I'm going to be pranking my friends, family and team.
00:14This is phoning in with Elle.
00:17I definitely did prank call people growing up and I would also pretend to be
00:21my friend's parents on the phone to my mom, which never worked one time, but I still tried.
00:27Tell someone you just found this phone and you're trying to reach the owner.
00:33We're going to call Zoe Kravitz.
00:35This one is making me nervous.
00:39Hi folks.
00:41Hello.
00:43Hi.
00:44Is this the Zoe Kravitz?
00:46It's the Zoe Kravitz.
00:49I can't even do it to her.
00:50Like she knows it too well.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53I'm trying to prank call you and I knew that you would be too good at it.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Why are you pranking me?
00:58Because I'm doing this Elle thing and they just asked me to and I know that you would
01:02already be too good at doing it.
01:03I'm like, she's going to know straight away and I didn't even put on a voice.
01:08You know what's funny?
01:09You know what's funny is that I saw Billie doing this like.
01:12I know.
01:13I could call Zoe.
01:15And Billie called me out of nowhere the other day or like a month or a couple months ago
01:20and I was like, Billie never calls me.
01:22She was definitely calling Instagram.
01:25Yeah, well you were obviously on the hot list.
01:27Oh my goodness.
01:29All right, babe.
01:30Good luck.
01:30Love you.
01:32Love you.
01:34Bye.
01:36That one didn't last at all.
01:38I can't do it with her.
01:39She's too, she's too on it.
01:41There's no way you're going to prank Zoe.
01:43She's too clever.
01:45Okay, maybe we do.
01:47Say you're getting surgery to straighten your toes and you need to cancel the rest of the tour.
01:53Like who did the research?
01:55I'm going to call my dad because he's a surgeon.
02:00Hey, sorry.
02:01I know it's late.
02:03So wait, I just want, I just need to ask you something really quickly.
02:06You know my feet?
02:09You know how they have like the curling problem?
02:12Yeah.
02:13So I've found this unbelievable surgeon.
02:16I've heard he's like the best surgeon in LA and I just went to go and see him and he said
02:21that it's really like I need to do it soon because otherwise they're just going to curl
02:26inwards and I'm going to be able to stop.
02:28I'm not going to be able to walk like in probably like a year or two.
02:32So he's saying that we need to operate immediately and actually cancel the tour.
02:37Jesus.
02:38Yeah.
02:39So I think I'm just going to have to cancel the tour because I can't.
02:42Hang on, hang on, hang on.
02:43Your tour's only a couple of months.
02:45Yeah, but he's like saying that I won't be able to walk.
02:48Like have no feet.
02:50I mean, I get it that he might say, look, this needs to be done soon.
02:58But I cannot believe that anyone is saying, you know, like you've got three months
03:03of a tour, even two, and you've got to cancel it.
03:06I mean, I can't believe there's going to be that much urgency about it.
03:09I think I'm going to go into surgery in like a couple of hours.
03:13What?
03:14Yeah.
03:15You're already in the hospital ready to go into surgery?
03:18Yeah, he really convinced me.
03:20What the hell, Suki?
03:22Take a break.
03:23He said the surgery is about $150,000 as well.
03:28Jesus.
03:29I mean, you might have talked to me about this.
03:32I am talking to you about it, Dad.
03:33That's why I called you, because you always have the best surgical advice.
03:36You're in the hospital waiting to have a surgery.
03:39You know me.
03:39I just like, I can't do it.
03:41This is a frank call.
03:42I'm on, I'm on, I'm on camera.
03:45Right.
03:45Okay.
03:47Well, I'm pleased to hear that.
03:49That's made me feel a lot better.
03:50But you know what, Suki?
03:52I wouldn't have put it past you.
03:56You freaked your mother out now.
03:57She's just running around like a cat, like a bobcat.
04:00She's weaving around.
04:02Anyway, so who's having all this fun at my expense then?
04:06Just, it will be on, it will be on the internet.
04:09Well, you gave great advice and you stayed very...
04:12I did give good advice.
04:13There's a few f***s in there that wouldn't go down very well.
04:16We'll bleep out the f***s.
04:18Okay, love you.
04:19Love you, mum.
04:22What's next?
04:24Say you got a tattoo of a sparkle muffin
04:27and you're having immediate regrets.
04:29I think I'm going to call my branding manager in London.
04:32His name's Jonathan.
04:36Hi.
04:37Hi, sorry to call you again.
04:39I know it's late.
04:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:41It's fine.
04:42I was just going to, I forgot to ask you something
04:45that I haven't told you about yet.
04:48Yeah, no, I did this really stupid thing.
04:51I got really drunk and...
04:54Yeah, and I got this, I'm such an idiot.
04:57I got this, I got this tattoo of a sparkle muffin.
05:02You know, the spider for my album.
05:04I've tattooed it all up my neck and it's, and it's smoking as well.
05:09Yeah, you didn't.
05:11I did.
05:12You can't do that.
05:14That's not allowed.
05:15Well, I'm just thinking like, should we,
05:16what should we do about the shoot next month?
05:18Well, we're going to have to tell.
05:19We're going to have, well,
05:23and I think that that sports kit deal, that's going to be,
05:27I mean, they're not going to want anyone smoking,
05:29let alone a sparkle muffin smoking.
05:32Hold on, hold on one sec.
05:33What about, what about, does it look a bit like a vape?
05:38No, it looks more, it's more like a proper cigarette.
05:41Okay, you know what I'm going to do?
05:43I'm just going to tell them that's how you are now.
05:46You're a sparkle muffin with a smoking cigarette.
05:49Is it on the left hand side or the right hand side?
05:51It's on the right hand side, sort of like coming up the neck.
05:54Okay, let me see if they're by it and if they're okay.
05:57But also, this is a prank call.
05:59It's a prank call.
06:00It's a prank call.
06:01Yeah, you're on camera for Elle.
06:04But I love how you handled that.
06:05That was like, you just accept me for me
06:08and you were going to make that work, whatever happened.
06:12It took me, it took me a minute to get around.
06:16No, all right, bye.
06:21Oh, he was just going to roll with it.
06:23He was going to make it happen.
06:24He's like, this is bad.
06:25This is bad.
06:27Okay, say you're stuck in an elevator and late for an audition.
06:31Ask if they'll go read for you.
06:33Okay, I'm going to call Cammie Maroon
06:34because she will freak out
06:36and absolutely not want to go to an audition with me.
06:44Hi babe, are you good?
06:45Babe, I'm so sorry.
06:48I have this absolute emergency.
06:50I'm in New York.
06:51I just got flown in for this superhero audition
06:55but I'm stuck in an elevator
06:57and they just asked if I can have anyone go read for me
07:00and I was like, can you go and just read for me
07:05and I'll say the lines over the phone
07:06in the way that I want you to say them.
07:10Wait, I'm in the car right now about,
07:14I'm in the car in the airport department.
07:15No babe, I need you to go like right now.
07:17I need you to go right now to the audition babe.
07:19This would be like the biggest deal for me.
07:21You just need to do a solid for me.
07:22Just show me that you're really my friend.
07:24Wait, wait, wait.
07:25Wait, babe, what do you mean?
07:26I'm on my way to shoot Nightmares.
07:28Well, turn around.
07:28I'm on my way to New York.
07:30Babe, I need you to get there
07:32and they can try and postmates me a snack as well
07:36from the elevator because I'm absolutely,
07:38I've been stuck in an elevator for like four hours.
07:41I'm so hungry.
07:43Wait, what do you mean?
07:44I don't understand what's happening.
07:44I'm on my way to the airport in a car service right now.
07:46I'm going to Barcelona.
07:49Okay.
07:50I'm not in New York.
07:51This is a prank call.
07:51You're on Elle.
07:52Oh my God, you're an insane person.
07:56I hate you.
07:58Bye.
07:58Bye.
08:03She bet you she wasn't going to the airport.
08:04She was just like, no, I am not doing that
08:08under any circumstances.
08:10This is so fun.
08:11What's the last one?
08:13Say you have signed on to host the next season
08:16of Love is Blind.
08:17I'm going to call Rob and see what he'd think of this.
08:20I feel like they're shooting somewhere today
08:21that's not got the best service.
08:24It's not going through.
08:26Okay, now it's ringing.
08:28My love.
08:28Hi, my angel.
08:32No, I said my angel.
08:35You know that show?
08:36You know Love is Blind?
08:38Yeah.
08:38I just got offered to be the host for Love is Blind.
08:42Isn't that so cool?
08:43Which one's Love is Blind again?
08:45We watched it a while ago and they're like,
08:46oh, you're my type.
08:47You're my type.
08:48It's quite deep though.
08:49It has quite a lot of like under...
08:52I don't know.
08:52I feel like it's a sociological experiment.
08:55It's actually quite beautiful in lots of ways.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:01That's interesting.
09:04What interesting kind of men.
09:06Yeah.
09:08I don't know.
09:09I just feel like it would be like quite a good thing
09:13to do.
09:13But also they were saying,
09:15they were saying we could do it together as well,
09:17which I thought actually could be quite good.
09:24But don't you think it would be quite good for us?
09:26Like it'd be great for you.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Yeah.
09:41I know you're so sweet.
09:44I love you.
09:48No, you're not on TV.
09:50No.
09:51You are going to be on the internet though.
09:56I love you.
09:57I love you.
09:57Bye.
09:58Okay.
09:58That might take some convincing.
10:02Thanks so much for watching.
10:03That was so much fun.
10:04Be sure to check out my album
10:06and come and see me on tour.
10:08Bye.