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00:00Oh baby bhajiya aa gayi ye dhar dhar mein Oh baby bhajiya
00:15Aare waah, mubarak ho bhai mubarak ho.
00:18Ab mai mitai leke aate hain.
00:20Hazra, toh kangouti saath leke goom rahi thi?
00:23Haan, maine socha ki shaadi wala ghar hai,
00:24koi achhi ratki nazra aayegi, toh se pehna doongi.
00:28Oh!
00:41Uske baad Saman abhi humaar saath rahengi?
00:43Aare aapi nahi, Saman chachi.
00:47Haan humaare saath hi rahengi.
00:51Purani lok jayenge, nai lok aayenge.
00:57Oh baby bhajiya aagayi ye dhar dhar mein Oh baby bhajiya
01:09Haan bhai, Samaal bhai account mein balance toh hai lekin abhi bahut saare kharche pending
01:14hoon hai.
01:15Karkhane mein cutting machine aani hai.
01:18Tukan ki muramat kitne arse se nahi hui hai.
01:21Cash ki zurodh toh hai.
01:24In cheezon ke bagayar kaam chal raha hai humaara.
01:28Abhi isko hold pay karte hain.
01:30Shadi ki rakam chahiye, wo bahut hai humaara paas.
01:36Aur haan yaad aaya.
01:37Makaan bhi raam pe transfer karwaana hai.
01:39Paata hai transfer pe tax kitna hai?
01:42Filhaal maali makaan toh hai nahi yahaan pe.
01:45Uske baas gaya tha main, dealer ke baas.
01:48Lekin wo khera tha ke 4-6 maine lag jayenge.
01:53Iske alaewa batao.
01:55Jo cheezein thi maine aapko bata di.
01:58Ab agar aapko lagta hai ke manage kar sakte hain, toh bismillah karein.
02:02Baaki ladki wali apne tyari ke saab se bata dinge,
02:05ki kab tak shaadi kar sakte hain.
02:07Chalo, dikhte hain yaar.
02:10Assalamu alaikum.
02:11Walaikum assalam, kaha rahe gaye the?
02:12Ek printout nikalwaanein kaisa tha?
02:14Bhai dukaanon pe bahut rashta hain aaj.
02:15Toh kisi aur dukaan pe chale jaate?
02:17Aaj saari dukaanon pe rashta hain bhai.
02:20Kyo bhai?
02:22Aaj B.A ka result aaya na?
02:25Waqehi?
02:26Ji bhai.
02:27Bata nahi main.
02:28Arre ek kaam karte hain na.
02:29Azra ko phone milaate hain.
02:30Kahaan puch hain?
02:31Puch hain.
02:52Phone nahi utha?
02:55Acha chalein, koi baat nahi hain.
02:57Kahin busy hongi, baad mein kaliche hain.
02:59Hmm.
03:01Yeh dekhein yeh,
03:03yeh in pending kharchon ke baare main
03:05hum aapko bata raha tha.
03:06Yeh saare.
03:08Thek.
03:18Yeh lo beta, naasta kar.
03:19Aaj khaise tumhara result aa jayega
03:20toh main sochh rahi hoon
03:21ke khal ghar mein daawat rakhi hoon.
03:23Itwaar hai, chhuti hogi,
03:24dukaane band hogi
03:25toh kisi ko aane mein
03:26masla bhi nahi hoga.
03:27Tum kya kehti ho?
03:33Saman,
03:34main tum se baat kar rahi hoon beta.
03:35Kya sochh rahi ho?
03:38Ammi,
03:39kya zarat hai sab ki?
03:41Kis ki?
03:43Yeh daawat ki.
03:44Arre kyu zarurat nahi hai?
03:46Neri,
03:47kyu zarurat nahi hai?
03:48Neri beti
03:49first position mein
03:50pass hogi
03:51aur tumhari is khushi mein
03:52main tumhare susraal walon
03:53ko kaise bhool sakte hain?
03:55Agar result bura aaya toh...
03:56Na,
03:57Qureshi sahab,
03:58aapne sobha-sobha paan
03:59moonmein rakh liya.
04:00Beti ka result
04:01dende nahi jaana tha.
04:03Chala jaaunga bhai,
04:04chala jaaunga.
04:05Kab jaayenge?
04:06Net bhi nahi aaya,
04:07warna ghar par hi dekh lete.
04:09Arre,
04:10arre,
04:11shum jaao yaar.
04:13Kya keh rahe hai yeh?
04:15Ammi,
04:16aapko itni jaldi kis baat ki hai?
04:19Bhai,
04:20mujhe toh jaldi hai.
04:21Aur tumhe kya hai?
04:22Tum bilkul bhi
04:23excited nahi lag rahi ho.
04:27Kuch nahi hai.
04:28Shahnaaz,
04:29tumhe kis baat ki jaldi hai bhai?
04:30Aajaayega zarurat.
04:31Inshallah,
04:32acha aayega.
04:33Arre beta,
04:34gabraani ki koi zarurat nahi hai.
04:35Inshallah,
04:36betreen result aayega.
04:37Agar khudana khasta
04:38uncha nisha
04:39ithar ithar ho gaya na,
04:40main tumhari saath hoon.
04:42Gabraana nahi hai bilkul.
04:44Yeh kaisi baat hai
04:45kar rahe hain?
04:46Bhai,
04:47mainne toh mannat maani hai.
04:48Meri beti bohot achhe number
04:49lekar pass hogi na,
04:50toh main do deghe
04:51baryani ki banto hongi.
04:52Ameen.
04:53Allah karein,
04:54tum do nahi,
04:55das deghon ki baryani banto.
04:56Lekin meri bachi wo
04:57prashadit karne ki
04:58koi zarurat nahi hai.
04:59Hadd ho gaye hai yaar.
05:00Hum apni saari khaichon ko
05:01bhoj apne bachon ke
05:02daal dete hain.
05:03Yeh bhi nahi sochte hain hum.
05:05Itne bade ho gaye hain,
05:06yeh sochte bhi nahi hain.
05:07Yeh bachche aakhar bachche hoti hain.
05:08Pyaar, mohabbat se,
05:09bachcho se baat karni chahiye hain.
05:12Chahe padhai ka imtahan ho
05:13yeh zindagi ka.
05:14Kalko unhi koi problem ho,
05:15taake wo hamari saamne
05:16kade hoke apna masla
05:17way on kar sake hain.
05:19Na ke dhare dhare phirte rahe hain.
05:21Aur tum kyu kabrai hoi ho itni?
05:23Bachchi ki padhai ki fikar hain.
05:25Phut toh tumne matric kehi nahi.
05:27Bachchi re peechhe padhi hoi ho.
05:29Bimar bakri re jaisa
05:30moon nikaala hua tension se.
05:32Tension na lo,
05:33leke aata hun.
05:34Kabrana nahi hain.
05:35Main saath hoon Inshallah
05:36thek hoga.
05:38Aata nahi hain.
05:39Yeh tumhari abba ko
05:40soba-soba takreer ka kya sooja.
05:42Naastha karo toh.
06:05Phone ringing
06:21Hello
06:22Kaha aati tum?
06:23Itni der se phone mila raha ho tumhe main.
06:25Main toh chhat pe...
06:29Sorry, sorry pupo.
06:30Main samjha Azra ne phone uthaaya hain.
06:32Sorry.
06:34Lag raha bhi chahiye tha.
06:35Kyuki Azra ka phone jo hua.
06:37Pupo, Azra kaha hain?
06:39Woh uski saheli aayi bhi
06:40usse zara gafshab kar rahi hain.
06:44Uff, ek toh uski saheli
06:45Gulshan naha raha.
06:47Isse jaan nahi chhoti hain aamari.
06:50Pupo zara isko jaake kahein
06:52ki jaakar pata karein
06:53aaj result aagaya BA ka.
06:56Saman ka kya result aaya hai?
06:58Qureshi sahab ko phone mila raha
06:59wo bhi nahi uthaaya hain.
07:00Haan,
07:01Jamaal bita,
07:02ek baat kahu,
07:03bura na maan na.
07:05Dekho, hamsaayegi alak hai,
07:06lekin ab samdhiyana ho gaya hai.
07:08Toh istan,
07:09acha nahi lagta
07:10ke muh uthaaya chal diye.
07:12Bhai, jaao toh kisi rakh rakha
07:13usse jaao na,
07:14koi mithai leke jaao,
07:16koi pooch ke jaao,
07:17phone karke jaao.
07:19Arre pupo,
07:20result toh aane de pehle.
07:21Arre result toh acha hi hoga.
07:22Ladki itni zaheen hai,
07:23itni achi hai,
07:24itni aqal mand hai.
07:25Pehli division toh zaroor leki,
07:26mujhe pata hai.
07:28Dekho,
07:32bana toh usne
07:33is ghar ki bahu hai na?
07:34Ji ji,
07:35Inshallah,
07:36mujhe poori umeed hai.
07:37Saman jo hai,
07:38first grade mein hi pass hogi.
07:40Haan toh bas tum aane ki tyari karo,
07:41mai kisi ko bej ke puchhwa deti.
07:43Chalain theek hai pupo.
07:45Aur haan pupo,
07:46woh thodi
07:47baid begin maasar
07:48chahata hu aapse.
07:49Arre chhodo,
07:50yeh kya baat hui.
07:51Kabhi kabhi
07:52bachon ki daan khaan ke
07:53achha lagta hai.
07:55Shukriya,
07:56salaam aleikum.
08:01Shukriya,
08:02salaam aleikum.
08:13Kuchh galpar lagti hai.
08:19Dekho.
08:31Dekho.
08:53Kya naam tha?
08:55Khurram,
08:56Khurram, Khurram bhai.
08:57Khurram bhai,
08:58Khurram bhai.
08:59Yeh mil kya naam hai?
09:02Hello.
09:03Hello.
09:04Asalaam aleikum,
09:05Khurram bhai.
09:06Rizwana baat kar rahi hoon.
09:08Rizwana?
09:11Kaun Rizwana?
09:12Jee, jee,
09:13Lateef sahab ki bewi.
09:14Bewa.
09:15Arre,
09:16bhabhi,
09:17asalaam aleikum.
09:18Kaisi hai aap?
09:19Bache kaise hai?
09:20Bas bhai,
09:21kya bataye,
09:22jee rahe hai bas.
09:23Aap Karachi mein na,
09:24bhabhi?
09:25Jee,
09:26yahan,
09:27yahan,
09:28batak ke Karachi
09:29pohonch gayi hoon.
09:31Jee, jee,
09:32bhabhi,
09:33aapko mera ghari
09:34yaad toh hai na?
09:35Jee, jee,
09:36bilkul yaad hai.
09:37Lekin woh,
09:38abhi toh maine aapko
09:39ek kaam ke liye
09:40phone kiya tha.
09:41Jee,
09:42bole bhabhi,
09:43zarur.
09:44Woh aisa hai ke,
09:45BA ka result
09:46pata karwana hai
09:47kisi bachi ka.
09:48Bhabhi,
09:49log mujh se result
09:50out hone se pehle
09:51nateeja poochte hai.
09:52Aur ab toh result
09:53nikal chuka hai log,
09:54jagah jagah result
09:55bata rahe hai.
09:56Woh mujhe na,
09:57woh roll number
09:58nahi pata uska.
09:59Jee,
10:00Ferris naamon se
10:01thodi na banti hai,
10:02roll number se banti hai.
10:03Ab,
10:04waise aapki
10:05nawasi ne
10:06imtahan diya bhabhi.
10:07Kya naam hai uska?
10:08Aashi?
10:09Nahi nahi nahi,
10:10Aashi ki baat nahi kar rahi.
10:11Aashi toh abhi
10:12matric kar rahi hai.
10:13Yeh woh hamsaay
10:14hai na,
10:15unki beti hai,
10:16Saman naam hai uska.
10:17Kya naam
10:18bata hai aapne?
10:19Saman?
10:20Saman Ahmed?
10:21Pata nahi,
10:22woh uske
10:23abba ko
10:24Qureshi Qureshi
10:25kehte hai,
10:26Ahmed ka toh
10:27nahi pata.
10:28Baha
10:29Saman Ahmed
10:30Qureshi.
10:31Haan,
10:32kya
10:33Saman Ahmed
10:34Qureshi.
10:35Iss naam ki bachche
10:36kuch din pehle
10:37mere paas
10:38aayi thi,
10:39aur
10:40maine isko
10:41bataye bhi tha
10:42ki kaam
10:43itna asaan
10:44nahi hai.
10:45Allah,
10:46maa baap
10:47ka bataye
10:48baghair
10:49aagayi?
10:50Ladki bhi
10:51thi saath?
10:52Maa baap
10:53ka bataye
10:54baghair
10:55aagayi?
10:56Ladki bhi
10:57thi saath?
10:58Haan,
10:59haan,
11:00bhabhi,
11:01jaha thak
11:02mujhe yaad hai,
11:03usne apna naam
11:04yahi bataya tha,
11:05bhalke yeh parchi
11:06bhi likhiye diya tha,
11:07apne roll number
11:08bhi dekhe,
11:09woh parchi
11:10maine pata nahi
11:11kaha rakh di,
11:12mujhe yaad nahi hai,
11:13bhabhi.
11:14Arre bhai saab,
11:15woh parchi,
11:16dhok lijiye ga,
11:17please,
11:18woh dhoom
11:19mil jaye toh
11:20mujhe zaroor
11:21bataye ga.
11:22Aayi Allah,
11:23zara se bachchi,
11:24aur kaam dekho,
11:25maa baap ko
11:26kiya wa tha.
11:27Allah,
11:28ladki thi,
11:29naqaab kiya wa tha,
11:30usne bhi maa baap
11:31ko nahi bataya?
11:32Bhabhi,
11:33agar mujhe pata hota na,
11:34ki aapki jaanne wali hai,
11:35toh main
11:36rehaaz zaroor
11:37karwa deta hai,
11:38lekin ab
11:39kuch bhi nahi
11:40ho sakta.
11:41Maaf kar de mujhe.
11:42Arre,
11:43nahi,
11:44nahi,
11:45bhai saab,
11:46woh bas,
11:47woh hamsaayon ki
11:48bachchi hai na,
11:49toh aap aisa kijiye ga,
11:50ki jaise yeh
11:51parchi mila na,
11:52toh mujhe
11:53zaroor
11:54bataye ga.
11:56No,
11:57hotaya.
12:00Ab maza aayega,
12:01badiyaayi zaheen thi,
12:02kaabil thi.
12:04Ab dekhte hai,
12:05kya hota hai.
12:06Aaj Jamal ko phone karte hain.
12:12As-salamu alaikum,
12:13po.
12:14Hello,
12:15Jamal beta,
12:16aa rahe ho na tum?
12:19Po,
12:20aapne result ka pata kiya?
12:21Arre,
12:22kya pata karti?
12:23Mohalle mein bachcho le
12:24bachcho bachaya wa tha,
12:25Saman bhaji pass ho gayi,
12:26Saman bhaji pass ho gayi,
12:27mujhe lagta hai,
12:28mithai mithai baati hai,
12:29jo sabko bata chal gaya.
12:30Tum aaja ho na,
12:31po chalte.
12:32Zabardas,
12:33po,
12:34bas main mithai ka dabba
12:35dete huye aara hu.
12:36Aap ek kaam kijiye ka,
12:37azrak uzrak hai,
12:38jaldi se tayyaar hu.
12:39Arre,
12:40dabba nahi hai,
12:41tokra lekar aana,
12:42bada wala.
12:43Aisi waisi baat hai,
12:44bachchi humari pass huye.
12:45Acha,
12:46koi masalah nahi hai,
12:47woh lete huye aajenge.
12:54Allah hafiz.
12:57Chal hai yeh taa achhi khabar hain,
12:58mat liya aaj.
13:00Arre bhai,
13:01kitor ho?
13:02Ab masaayega,
13:03badiya hi zaheen,
13:04khateen.
13:05Dekhte hai,
13:06kya hota hai.
13:07Hmm,
13:08detaise ladki,
13:09toba toba tan.
13:13Dekhal to.
13:24Yeh bola,
13:25yeh bola,
13:26hai?
13:27Amma ki kaare karte ho raha hai,
13:28na?
13:29Nikhal,
13:30nikhal yaha pe.
13:33102,
13:34103,
13:35104,
13:36105,
13:38106,
13:40107,
13:41sahi se kar,
13:42sahi se bet.
13:43108,
13:44109,
13:45yeh dekh,
13:46azrak,
13:47ab jaane de na,
13:48yeh dekh jaane de.
13:49Yeh isko kaha pata tha,
13:50ke maine isko unka beta mana diya.
13:51Haan,
13:52lo wala.
13:53Tume lagta hai,
13:54ke yeh baal azra ne,
13:55doop mein sabahati hai,
13:56haan?
13:57Dekhin aapke saare baal to kaale hain.
13:59Yeh bola,
14:00yeh bola,
14:01hai?
14:02Mere kaale baal nazara aagaye,
14:03amma ke kaale kartoor
14:04nazar na aagaye.
14:05Yeh kya ho gaya azra,
14:06ek bai ke hantne pe,
14:07maine dubai ka rishta karwa diya.
14:10Haan,
14:11lo wala,
14:12kya aisa rishta karwa ne pe na,
14:13log nakaon rupee lete.
14:14Are to bol ke ne leti,
14:15jitte paise chahiye the,
14:16aisa yeh fraud to nahi karwa.
14:17Are azra,
14:18azra,
14:19azra,
14:20azra,
14:21kya ho gaya,
14:22kyu tamasha laga hai,
14:23tumne?
14:24Are wo,
14:25to?
14:26Are unhi bike,
14:27yeh to humne shakila?
14:28Ji,
14:29yeh isne,
14:30apne bete ke liye eti thi.
14:31Dekh lo,
14:32mujhe pata tha yeh bike,
14:33yeh se niklegi.
14:34Hey,
14:35tu kyu rukh gaya,
14:36chal kar?
14:37Azra bhaji,
14:38two times,
14:39two times.
14:40Two times ka bacha,
14:41ab yeh bike bhi beshne jaana hai,
14:42samjha?
14:43Dekh,
14:44dekh azra,
14:45ab jaane dena.
14:46Dekh haan,
14:47ab itni isne utak bete ki,
14:49are yeh,
14:50itna rahun ke saamne,
14:51tamasha bhi bana liya,
14:52hum,
14:53to ab aisa karte,
14:54ke jo hua,
14:55so hua,
14:56usme bitti dalke,
14:57aagey badh jaate haan.
14:58Are,
14:59are,
15:00are,
15:01kahan aagey badh jaate hain?
15:02Peri beti ki zindagi kharaab kiye tumne,
15:03boole logon mein rishta karwaaya uska,
15:04aur mujhe paise liye,
15:05ab kya rahiyon,
15:06matti dalo.
15:07Dekh rahiyon?
15:08Are,
15:09matti to ab jab dalegi,
15:10jab police aayegi,
15:11yeh jaayega thaane,
15:12khaayega hawanat ki hawa
15:14aur padhenge isko chhitar aur.
15:15Police,
15:16chhitar,
15:17hawanat,
15:18amma,
15:19tum yeh chaabi bagdo,
15:20rikshaw karwaagar aa jayna,
15:21mein jaa rahun.
15:22Yeh bhaaga,
15:23yeh bhaaga.
15:24Main bhi dard se,
15:25police,
15:26police,
15:27haan.
15:28Yeh to police se bhi nahin dard rahi,
15:29Azra.
15:30Haan,
15:31yeh to usli keh rahi hain na,
15:32kya abhi tak,
15:33isne apne shaur,
15:34aur apne bete ko hi,
15:35hawanat ki hawa khilwaayi hain.
15:36Jab aayegi lady police,
15:37lekar jaayegi isko thaane,
15:38aur yeh,
15:39deh,
15:44chhitaron lagenge,
15:45phir pate janege isko.
15:46Dekh Azra,
15:47tu to murahi maan gayi hain.
15:48Dekh,
15:49yeh,
15:50yeh rak na,
15:51yeh rak chaabi,
15:52yeh ri chaabi,
15:53yeh rah tumhara bhai.
15:54Aur,
15:55aur,
15:56abhi yeh main,
15:57chaltein hain,
15:58toh tum dono ghehne na,
15:59aapas mein,
16:00jeh se munasit samjha,
16:01baatlo meri,
16:02chiganein hain.
16:03Main,
16:04aayi raste pe bhago di,
16:05aayi aayi aayi.
16:06Chal bhai,
16:07abhi chal,
16:08chal raksha wale chal,
16:10chalo bhai,
16:11idhar lao,
16:12niklo.
16:13Chal,
16:14tu raksha nikao,
16:15hao, hao.
16:17Parukh lo,
16:18idhar na.
16:19Aur haan,
16:20agar mohalle mein na,
16:21kichi ko Canada,
16:22Europe,
16:23yeh America ka rishta karana na,
16:24toh naida number didna.
16:25Chal,
16:26aap gaya hain,
16:27dekha hi hai,
16:28dekha hai.
16:29Nikal,
16:30nikal yaha pe.
16:31Aree,
16:32chhodo se.
16:33Bhai gaga hai maine baat.
16:35Ab iska kya karne hain,
16:36yeh bhi socha wain main.
16:38Na,
16:39sum dekhti jao.
16:44Idh rakte hain bhai,
16:45mubarak ho.
16:47Mubarak ho,
16:48samandhi imtehaan pass kar liya.
16:51Ab hi bhi phoppo ko phone aaya tha,
16:52mithai leke jaa raho.
16:53Aree,
16:54yeh toh bahut phushi ki baat hai.
16:55Yaar,
16:56mai socha ho,
16:57jab jahe rao toh lage aata hoon,
16:58jhaadi ki taarikh bhi tayi khanda.
17:00Mai bhi chal ho,
17:01aapke saath.
17:02Yaar,
17:03log jao,
17:04bhi Akram Electronics ke ladkiya
17:05aane wale hain,
17:06aapka check-up kar aate na,
17:07theek hai?
17:08Aise hain,
17:09maukh pe ra,
17:10aap mujhe dukaan par hi
17:11chhode jaate hain,
17:12Jamal bhai.
17:13Chha yaar,
17:14ek kaam karte hain,
17:15mai rukh jaate hoon,
17:16tum chale jao.
17:17Nahi, nahi, nahi,
17:18aap jaayen,
17:19aap jaayen,
17:20aap samandh ke maabab se baat
17:21karne,
17:22unki saghulat pata karne,
17:23phir hum aap uspe dekh lenge.
17:24Chalo,
17:25theek hai,
17:26dukaan hain,
17:27khaya rakhna.
17:28Mubarak ho.
17:29Hum,
17:30tumhe bhi yaar.
17:31Chaar missed calls?
17:32Pehliyat hai Jamal,
17:33itne phone kyu kar rahe hain mujhe?
18:01Itni calls ki hain,
18:08uske baad phone hi nahi
18:09utha rahe hain mera.
18:10Tani kya masla hai?
18:11Chalo,
18:12khair,
18:13main safai karoon.
18:14Khot bura hal aate hain
18:15ghar ke.
18:16Azra!
18:17Azra!
18:18Arey,
18:19aagay beta?
18:20Assalam o alaikum,
18:21Pappo.
18:22Arey,
18:23waah,
18:24tum toh sachme
18:25chhokh rahe hain,
18:26aapko.
18:27Chhokh rahe hain.
18:28Chhokh rahe hain.
18:29Chhokh rahe hain.
18:30Chhokh rahe hain,
18:31tum toh sachme
18:32chhokh rahe hain.
18:33Arey,
18:34aapne kaha tha,
18:35toh lata toh haan.
18:36Aap tayaar hogayi?
18:37Haan,
18:38main toh tayaar hoon.
18:39Bas thik hai,
18:40main Azra ko dekha.
18:41Haan,
18:42dekha.
18:43Okay.
18:44Azra!
18:45Arey,
18:46yeh tum kya kar rahi hai?
18:47Chaar bhoj kya
18:48kar rahi hain.
18:49Chhokh rahe hain.
18:50Chhokh rahe hain.
18:51Chhokh rahe hain.
18:52Chhokh rahe hain.
18:53Chhokh rahe hain.
18:54Chhokh rahe hain.
18:56Yeh tum kya kar rahi hai?
18:59Chaar bhoj kar rahi hain.
19:00Safai kar rahi hain.
19:01Itna ganda ho raha hai ghar.
19:02Yeh bataa nahi sakti.
19:04Arey,
19:05aap itni jaldi kaise aarey?
19:06Aur yeh mithai?
19:08Mithai kyun hain?
19:10Tu is ghar mein nahi rahti ho kya?
19:12Matlab?
19:13Matlab yeh ke
19:14Saman imtehan mein
19:15pass ho gayi hai.
19:16Achha!
19:17Toh un logon ne
19:18bheji hai yeh mithai.
19:19Lekin,
19:20dukaan pe kyun bheji?
19:21Ghar pe bheji nahi chahiye thi na?
19:22Re bhai,
19:23toh un logon ne nahi bheji hai.
19:24Hum leke jayenge unke ghar.
19:28Sahi baat hai.
19:29Leke jayani bhi chahiye.
19:30Yeh khushi ki khabar hai.
19:31Isili jaal poch ban kijiye
19:32aur chaliye.
19:34Haalat toh dekho meri.
19:35Doon matti sethi hui hu main.
19:37Istra nahi jaaungi main.
19:39Saaf sutri ho gayi,
19:40tayyaar ho ke jaaungi.
19:41Arey,
19:42toh pata nahi tha
19:43ke jaana hai main?
19:44Aa toh mujhe ilhaam hua tha
19:45ke aaj result aana hai Saman ka.
19:47Maine toh phone toh kiye,
19:48toh check karo apne phone.
19:49Maine bhi bade phone kiye aapko.
19:50Aapne pera phone nahi uthaya hai.
19:51Saara bhaat mujhe hi daante rahte hai.
19:52Acha baat suno.
19:53Tumhar baat 10 minute hai.
19:55Tayyaar ho ke jaldi baar aajao.
19:56Samajh gai?
19:57Main baar inzaar kar raha hu tumhara.
20:0210 minute mein tayyaar ho ke aajao?
20:04In mardon ko kaun samjhaye hai
20:05ki auto ke tyaari
20:0610 minute mein hui nahi sakti.
20:10Woh,
20:11ek paper mein sapli aa gayi hai.
20:13Ha?
20:14Kya?
20:15Jee,
20:16woh bhi math mein.
20:18Lekin aap toh keh rahi tha ki
20:30Assalamwalekum bhai sahab,
20:31kaise hai aap?
20:32Walekumassalam,
20:33aaye aaye aaye.
20:34Kaise hai?
20:35Assalamwalekum bhai sahab.
20:36Walekumassalam,
20:37kaise hai aap log,
20:38theek hai?
20:39Assalamwalekum bhai sahab,
20:40kaise hai bhai,
20:41mubarak.
20:42Aaye bhai yeh kya
20:43makallaf karte hain aap har bhai.
20:44Bahot bahot mubarak ho aapko haan.
20:45Fazra,
20:46shehnaaz ka moong meetha karao na,
20:48aur Jamal toh,
20:49Qureshi sahab ka.
20:51Lekin,
20:52kis khushi mein?
20:56Aaye log,
20:57kamaal karte hain aap.
20:59Waheguru sahab,
21:00sambandh ke result ke khushi mein,
21:01aur kya?
21:09Woh,
21:11Jamal bhai,
21:12lekin,
21:14kya hua?
21:16Woh,
21:18sambandh fail ho gayi hai.
21:24Woh,
21:26ek paper mein sapli aa gayi hai.
21:28Haan,
21:29kya?
21:30Jee,
21:31woh bhi math mein.
21:33Lekin,
21:34aap toh keh rahi the ke,
21:38Lekin,
21:39ki yeh hua kaise?
21:40Samandh beta,
21:41tum toh itni laayik ho,
21:42itni mehinat ki thi tumhne,
21:44mujhe yaad hai,
21:45poora mahina ghar lock tha,
21:46tum toh milti nahi the kisi se.
21:50Bas phopho,
21:52kabhi kabhi ho jata hai.
21:54Haan,
21:55sahi keh rahe hain aap bhi,
21:56yeh jo paper check karne wale na,
21:57kabhi kabhi,
21:58in ke bhi damaag goong jate hain,
21:59in hi se falati hui hogi.
22:02Agar aap pehle toh,
22:03dubara paper check karwaayen,
22:04tarsal,
22:05Lateef sahab ke bohot se dost hain,
22:06jo is bag mein,
22:07abhi tak kaam kar rahe hain.
22:09Unka toh yeh hi kaam tha,
22:10har waqat paperon ka jhanjat.
22:12Toh agar kehne toh,
22:13check kar aayen hui.
22:14Kya khayal hai,
22:15tumhara jawaal beta?
22:19In nahi.
22:21Nahi?
22:22Kyu?
22:27Oh,
22:28phopho,
22:29paper acha nahi gaya.
22:32Iski tabiat,
22:33kuch bojol hogi thi,
22:34paper ke darne hain.
22:37Oh,
22:38acha?
22:39Saban beta,
22:40aapne,
22:41pehle toh kabhi zikr nahi nahi kya,
22:42is baat ka?
22:54Oh,
22:56se waal bhai mujhe,
22:59paper ke beech mein chakkar aa gaye the.
23:07Mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha.
23:09Oh,
23:10dekho na bachi ro rahi hai.
23:12Arey, laanat bhejo,
23:13kya hua,
23:14kya farak padta hai,
23:15fail hogi,
23:16toh kya hua,
23:17pad likh ke bhi kya karna hai?
23:18Ghar ka kaam hi karna hai na,
23:19koi baat nahi pad lenge.
23:20Tu bhoja wali bachi.
23:21Arey,
23:22kya hogaya phopho?
23:23Kya bhole jaa rahi ho?
23:25Saman,
23:26fail hogayi hai.
23:29Isse,
23:30yeh tawakko nahi thi humein.
23:31Itni zaheen bachi thi yeh.
23:33Arey,
23:34toh kya karein?
23:35Jaan le leyin?
23:36Halkaan ho rahi hai,
23:37kya dafa karo?
23:38Koi baat nahi mera bachho.
23:39Koi baat nahi,
23:40phir se hi.
23:44Haan,
23:45tum damu toh kya ho.
23:50Main,
23:51chai ka intazaam karte hain.
23:53Nahi,
23:54Shehnaaz,
23:55khaane ka bandobast karo.
23:56Nahi, nahi,
23:57Paresh sahab,
23:58khaane ka waqt nahi hai,
23:59jaana hai dukaan.
24:00Arey,
24:01nahi,
24:02Jamal sahab,
24:03chalein,
24:04chai toh peeke jayein.
24:05Chai banala.
24:06Baad mein aa jayenge.
24:08Abhi der ho rahi hai.
24:09Aur yeh hain na,
24:10Puppo aur Asra hain.
24:12Hum log toh chalte hain.
24:13Hum kya karenge hain?
24:14Haan,
24:15bhai sahab,
24:16hum jayenge.
24:17Arey,
24:18baithiye na,
24:19aap log toh mehmaan nawaazi
24:20ka moqa hi nahi de rahein.
24:21Phir kabhi sahi,
24:22Shehnaaz,
24:23abhi nahi.
24:24Arey,
24:25haan,
24:26aur kya?
24:27Waise bhi,
24:28kaunsa ghar door hai?
24:29Yeh toh hai,
24:30jab dil kiya aa jayenge.
24:31Toh yeh,
24:32mitai ka kya karne hain?
24:33Le jaye ki,
24:36Puppo,
24:37chale hain.
24:39Arey,
24:41Asra sahab,
24:42Asra sahab,
24:43khuda haafiz.
24:44Okay.
24:45Allah hafiz bhai sahab.
24:46Chalein,
24:47padhi rahein.
24:48Koi nahi.
24:49Khuda haafiz.
24:58Itni ajeebo ghari sohrat hai haal par,
25:00mitai bhi saath le gaye.
25:03Shadi ki tarikh kya taye karte hain yaar?
25:07Haan,
25:09phir bhi aapko yun uthkar nahi aana chahiye tha.
25:12Bhai,
25:13kuch samajh hi nahi aara tha.
25:19Aisa mujhe lagta hai ki,
25:23Malit ko sab kuch batata.
25:25Haan,
25:26toh isme paunsi badi baat hai.
25:28Saman ne usse zikar kiya hoga,
25:29ke paper acha nahi hua,
25:30dono mangay tera,
25:31aapas mein dhero baate karte hui.
25:33Ab sab aapko batate kya?
25:34Ab sab aapko batate kya?
25:39Ahim baat hiye hai,
25:41ki aap loon ke behaviour se Saman kitna hurt hui hogi.
25:45Ek toh wo exams mein fail hogi,
25:46aur doosra aap loon ka raveeya.
25:50Haiyaar, bewakufi toh hui hain hum se.
25:53Toh ab aise theek karein na?
26:05Dekho Saman,
26:07hum dono ko pata tha ki yeh hona hi hai.
26:09Isliye maine tum se kaha tha ki,
26:10kisi aur nateeji ke umeed rakhi,
26:11khud ko dhoka mat do.
26:13Lekin achi baat yeh ki,
26:14tumne pehli se hi tyaari shuru kar di thi.
26:16Wali yeh jo bhi hai,
26:17lekin yeh sab kuch bahut embarrassing tha.
26:20Mujhe samajh hi nahi aara,
26:21ke Jamal bhai ko kisna khalaf khabar de di hai.
26:24Aur tumhari puppo,
26:26tumhari papa,
26:27tumhari papa,
26:28tumhari papa,
26:29tumhari papa,
26:30tumhari papa,
26:31tumhari papa,
26:32tumhari papa.
26:34Wo toh mujhe kuret kuret ke sawal bhoch rahi thi.
26:38Yaar, wo aisi hi hai.
26:40Khair, Jamal bhai aur Azra bhabhi nahi kya ka?
26:43Azra bhabhi na toh kuch bhi nahi ka,
26:44wo toh khamosh thi.
26:46Lekin Jamal bhai,
26:47wo bahut disappointed lag rahe the.
26:50Tumhi pata hai,
26:51unhone ammi ko chai tak banane ki mahulat nahi di,
26:52aur bas uth ke chale gaye.
27:01Beta?
27:02Ji ammi?
27:03Wo Jamal bhai aaye hain,
27:04tumhe bula rahe hain.
27:06Mujhe bula rahe hain?
27:08Aao jaldas.
27:09Accha aap chale,
27:10main aa rahi hain ek minute.
27:33Sawant beta,
27:35sabse pehle toh main tum se maafi chahata hoon.
27:40Jis tarah ka
27:41behaviour main tumhare saath rakha haafz ki.
27:47Tarah sin,
27:48saare mehle mein,
27:50har jegah yeh hi shoor tha
27:51ke tumhne imtehan pass kar liye,
27:53aur phir,
27:55achanak pata laga
27:56ke tum fail ho gayi.
27:57Tum,
27:58beta zaayi si baatein,
27:59sadma toh ho gaha na humein.
28:02Ji Jamal bhai,
28:03humein saath sakte hain.
28:04Shabbaas beta,
28:05aap tumhe parishan honi ki
28:06koi zarat nahi hain.
28:07Thek hai?
28:09Shaadi baadi ki
28:10bilkul tension nahi leni.
28:12Paper pass karna hai,
28:13degree logi toh shaadi hogi.
28:15Samajh gaye?
28:18Beta?
28:19Ji.
28:20Shabbaas.
28:22Anas,
28:23chai leke aao bhai.
28:25Ji bhabhi ne.
28:26Aare bhabhi,
28:27zahir hai toh Qureshi sahab.
28:29Main chalun bhabhi.
28:30Aare Jamal sahab,
28:32aapki wajah se
28:33hum bhi pee lenge.
28:35Thek hai bhabhi,
28:36phir liye hain shayad.
28:41Main bhi ammi ki help karte hain,
28:43sab baatein kalsi.
28:49Bas uske baad,
28:50phuppo mujhe yeh bata rahi thi,
28:52ki sab ke chehre ke
28:53rangi ur gaye the.
28:56Tume pata hai,
28:57acha hua Naseer bhai,
28:58waise nahi the.
29:00Tane kisne kabar hoda di,
29:01ki Saman ne saare papers
29:02clear kar di hain.
29:06Wasif,
29:07tum meri baat sun rahe ho na?
29:09Haan, sun raho hu.
29:10Acha uske baad yeh hua,
29:11ki Naseer bhai ne,
29:12Jamal bhai ko yeh baat samjhai,
29:15ki aisi situations
29:16ko hamisha handle karte hain.
29:18Phir Jamal bhai,
29:19wapas Shehnaaz bhaji ke ghar gaye,
29:21aur unhone maha jaake
29:22Saman ko kaha ke,
29:29Kis, kis se baate kar rahe ho?
29:30Kis ke saath lag gaye bhai?
29:31Nahi, ek vendor tha na,
29:32usne meme baiti thi,
29:33bas wohi dekh raha tha main.
29:34Tumhari baat hi sun raha tha main.
29:37Kya keh rahi thi main?
29:39Oh,
29:41yeh hi keh rahi tha na,
29:42tum ke Naseer bhai paper mein
29:44fail ho gaye,
29:45aur Saman ne Jamal bhai ko
29:46samjhai tha,
29:47ki aapko situation
29:48ko handle karna chahiye tha.
29:50Disgusting.
29:51Akho apna phone.
29:55Acha sorry na,
29:56sun raha tha tumhari baat.
29:58Batao aage kya hua?
30:00Mujhe tum se koi baat nahi karni hai.
30:05Tum yeh hi keh rahi thi na?
30:09Yeh kis dira vowd aadi hi ki
30:10Saman ke saare paper
30:11clear ho gaye.
30:12Ispe Jamal bhai,
30:13Azra bhabhi aur popo
30:14unke ghar gaye the mithai lekar.
30:15Aur baad mein bala chala
30:16ki Saman jo yeh
30:17Maithri paper mein
30:18fail ho gaye.
30:19Jab Jamal bhai
30:20udaas wapas aaye,
30:22to Naseer bhai unhone samjhaya,
30:23ki aapko situation
30:24ko handle karna chahiye tha.
30:25Yeh hi bola tha na?
30:28Tum mere baat
30:29sun rahi tha matlab?
30:33Acha,
30:35yaqeenan tumhe yeh sab
30:36Naseer bhai ne pehle se
30:37bataya baata hai na?
30:43Acha,
30:44aage ki baat Naseer bhai
30:45ne bhi batayi.
30:46Wo bata do?
30:52Theek hai, na batao.
30:55Mera kya jaata hai?
30:56Main waise hi reels dekhnoonga.
30:58Sab pata hai mujhe
30:59kaunse reels dekh rahe ho tum.
31:02Keh toh raho,
31:03Mandan ne ek video bheji thi.
31:04Wohi dekh raha tha bhai.
31:05Hmm, dekh unge bhai.
31:12Wo kaise?
31:15Yeh bhi main tumhe
31:16pehle bata chuthiyon kaise.
31:18Lekin tumhe neem se
31:19fursat hote,
31:20tumhe yaad rahe hai na
31:21koi baat.
31:27Hmm,
31:29yaani aaj khoop tamasha
31:30laga diya tumne hain?
31:32Arre tamasha kya?
31:33Anna sahab le faramosh
31:34manzar tha sach mein.
31:36Jamal miyan laddoo
31:37haath me pakade aise khade the
31:38ke Qureshi moonth khole
31:39aur wo laddoo thos de.
31:41Aur narki fail.
31:44Arre,
31:45toh koi bhi
31:46koi bhi
31:47toh koi bhi
31:48toh koi bhi
31:49toh koi bhi
31:50toh koi bhi
31:51toh koi bhi
31:52toh koi bhi
31:53toh koi bhi
31:54toh koi bhi
31:56Waise Amma,
31:57tum toh badi zalim nikhli.
31:58Titti sharmandagi
31:59hui hogi mero Jamal ko.
32:01Arre,
32:02mero Jamal ko.
32:03Abhi toh tailor hai.
32:04Baaki haste rehti hain.
32:05Tere Jamal ke saamne
32:06jab sab khulengi na
32:07toh pata chalega.
32:10Kya matlab?
32:11Aur bhi kuch hai?
32:12Teri soch hai.
32:13Aisi baate pata chali
32:14hain Saman ke
32:15maabaap ke baare mein
32:16ke dhandora peetu na
32:17toh kahi
32:18muh dikhane ke
32:19laayik nahi rehenge.
32:20Fir dekhna,
32:21tere Jamal ke saamne
32:22kaisa mela lagegi.
32:23Aisa aaya toh
32:24mujhe bhi toh pata chalega
32:25na, bataana maabaap.
32:26Azra!
32:27Arre, Jamal aage Jamal.
32:28Sun sun,
32:29cha cha,
32:30usko koh ke Amma
32:31bulha rahi hain.
32:32Aur tu wahi rukhi ho.
32:33Aiyo, maad,
32:34acha.
32:35Acha, jitti kar,
32:36wo Azra wo...
32:37Maad, jaari rahe hain.
32:42Azra!
32:44Azra!
32:46Paani la do.
32:51Yeh lo Jamal.
32:54Azra kahe?
32:56Kyu?
32:57Main tumhare leh paani
32:58nahi la sakte kya?
33:02Clean.
33:03Asan mein,
33:04Azra leke aati na paani.
33:06Azra ne tumhari
33:07badi aatte begaad diye.
33:09Sudhaar dungi main sab.
33:10Dekh lena tum.
33:14So, hai kahaan?
33:15So, hai kahaan?
33:22Main chal.
33:23Kahaan jaa rahe ho?
33:24Arre, woh,
33:25bahot thag gaya ho na.
33:26Main jaata hoon.
33:29Pata nahi tum Azra se
33:30itna darta hai kyu?
33:32Sahte se woh tumhari biwi nahi ho,
33:33koi bhoot hai,
33:34jo aayegi aur
33:35tumhe dara ke chali jaayegi.
33:39Isi baat nahi hain.
33:41Acha, woh,
33:42Amma ne yaad kiya hai tumhe.
33:45Popo ne?
33:46Hmm.
33:48Sab khairiyat toh hai na?
33:50Pata nahi,
33:51woh toh tum jaoge
33:52toh pata chalega.
33:55Seekh.
34:16Shukar hai tum aagayi.
34:19Haan, Umar mujhe batara tha
34:20kya aap mujhe dhoond rahe the?
34:21Zahir hai.
34:22Meri parishani se
34:23dikh nahi raha tumhe?
34:25Jai laga, aap toh khush honge.
34:27Kyuki aap toh sab kuch thik ho gaya hai.
34:29Jamal mamu gaye toh the
34:30Saman ke haan dubara wapas.
34:32Haan, gaye the.
34:33Aur ek masla hal bhi ho gaya hai.
34:34Lekin, doosra masla
34:35humare saamne khaada hai.
34:37Aur, woh kya hai?
34:39Saman ke haan,
34:40saman ke haan,
34:41saman ke haan,
34:42saman ke haan,
34:43saman ke haan,
34:44woh kya hai?
34:45Tumhari bewakoofi, aur kya?
34:47Aap main nahi kya kar diya?
34:49Ab tum mazeed kuch nahi karna
34:50toh beter hoga.
34:51Jo nakaab laga ke
34:52Mission Impossible mein
34:53tum Saman ko apne saath
34:54leke gayi thi na,
34:55woh kaafi nahi tha?
34:56Aap kap tak mujhe
34:57us baat ka taana dete rahenge?
34:58Jab tak meri aur Saman ki
34:59shaadi khair se nahi ho jati.
35:00Aur yeh saara baagi
35:01humare beeche nahi raha jata
35:02tab tak.
35:03Main aapko sorry bhi kiya tha.
35:04Aur aap ab bhi jo kahenge na
35:05main karne ko tyaar hun.
35:06Bas tum itna karna
35:07ke koi bhi tum se kuch pooche na
35:08toh bataana mat.
35:11Saman ka fail hona,
35:12tum dono ka us bandhe tak paunchna,
35:13kuch mat bataana.
35:15Varna jo thodi baat baat ban rahi hai na
35:16woh bhi bhigad jayegi.
35:18Main kisi se kuch nahi kahunge,
35:19aap tension na le.
35:22Aur main toh is baat ko
35:23do tin din baad hi saman liya tha
35:25jab Jamal mamu ne
35:26mujhe sab kuch poosha tha.
35:29Tumne Jamal bhai se kya ka?
35:32Main aapko bataya toh tha.
35:34Mujhe kuch hi yaad nahi hai,
35:35dubara batao,
35:36Jamal bhai ko kya story sunaayi hai?
35:39Main ne bas unse ye hi kaha ki
35:42uski friend ka phone
35:43mere haath se gir gaya tha
35:45aur phir paison ki baat aane lagi,
35:47wo mujhe istana se kuch kahne lagi.
35:49Toh main na bas Jamal mamu ko
35:50ye hi kaha ki hume...
35:51Ashit!
35:53Kitni bewakoof ho yaar.
36:07Beta baat zarar hassas thi
36:08toh socha ki
36:10hum akeli mein hi baat kare.
36:12Ji ji?
36:14Saman ke parcha ke baare mein
36:15baat karne thi.
36:16Woh keh rahi thi na
36:17uska parcha sahi nahi hua
36:18lekin
36:20maine bhi socha
36:21haan baat toh theek hai
36:22bachi toh badi laayak hai
36:23aisa kya ho gaya?
36:25Toh tumhare pupa ke ek
36:26dost hai
36:27toh uska parcha
36:28sahi nahi hua
36:29lekin
36:30maine bhi socha
36:31haan baat toh theek hai
36:32bachi toh badi laayak hai
36:33aisa kya ho gaya?
36:34Toh tumhare pupa ke ek
36:35dost hai
36:36jo ussi mehkmeh
36:37mein kaam karte hain.
36:38Khurram naam hai unka.
36:39Alki pulki salam
36:40doa meri bhi thi.
36:42Number bhi unka padhawa tha
36:43Saira ke paas
36:44toh unse
36:45maine phone pe baat ki.
36:46Ab maine ka istra
36:47humari bachi hai
36:48Saman
36:49toh uske papers
36:50dekhal baane hain
36:51uske baare mein
36:52zarar bataayega.
36:53Toh Saman ka naam
36:54chalke
36:55toh chowk se gaye.
36:57Us Saman ko jaante the?
36:59Kya hua Pupu?
37:00Samaj nahi hai.
37:01Nahi nahi jaante nahi thi
37:02toh unhone
37:03ajeeb si kuch baate
37:05kehne lagaye
37:06ke woh
37:07Saman aayi thi
37:08uske saath ek ladki bhi thi
37:09aur woh
37:10kuch paise de rahi thi
37:11aur keh rahi thi
37:12ke mere parche
37:13aage piche karke
37:14number laga de.
37:16Toh Khurram sahab
37:17toh saaf mana karte hai
37:18unhone dekha
37:19bhai yeh do
37:20numberiyo wale kaam
37:21main nahi karta
37:22tum kisi aur jagah jao
37:23toh unhone
37:24Saman ko bhej diya.
37:25Hain Pupu
37:26aise kisi ki kehne pe
37:27hum kaise yaqeen kar le?
37:28Saman toh
37:29badi masoom si ladki hai
37:30woh
37:31sahab tak kaise
37:32pahunjh sakte hai?
37:33Aise jo baat
37:34unhone mujhe batayi
37:35maine socha
37:36tumhare ilm mein
37:37laana zaruri hai.
37:38Aur waise baat yeh
37:39beta
37:40itni bhi masoom nahi hai.
37:41Dekho na
37:42humare agouti
37:43sunaar ke paas
37:44pechne toh chali gayi thi na
37:45jo ki usse
37:46hum tawakku
37:47karhi nahi sakte thi.
37:48Toh
37:49mujhe toh lagta
37:50yeh
37:51mobile wale kahani
37:52bhi jhooti hai.
37:53Shahid
37:54kisi aur
37:55officer ne
37:56wada kiya ho
37:57toh yeh
37:58agouti bech kar
37:59woh paise usko
38:00dena chahati ho.
38:01Pupu
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38:46Pitated
38:48Reporter
38:55Hi
39:01It's not like that at all.
39:02You go and eat.
39:04You must be hungry.
39:07Okay, aunty.
39:08You also come along.
39:09I'll just be back.
39:15You're such a pain in the neck.
39:17I'll make you sit on my lap.
39:18I'll make you sit on my lap.