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00:00Chapter 2
00:25That's...
00:27Huang Daxian?
00:29He was hit by a blood demon.
00:31Although he didn't die, he was sent back to his original form.
00:34Huang Daxian is clearly a good demon.
00:36It's all because of that damn Wei Chong.
00:38Why must he insist on that human-demon confrontation?
00:44This isn't some damn confrontation.
00:47The moment we were born,
00:48we were burdened with such history and fate.
00:51Just being sent back to his original form
00:53might be the best ending.
00:55At least,
00:56he doesn't have to be entangled in this human-demon confrontation anymore.
01:01What damn fate?
01:03I don't believe in that!
01:07Brother Fox, Brother Xuan.
01:13Thank you for saving me and Huang Daxian.
01:16I'm really sorry for throwing rocks at you on the mountain before.
01:21It's no big deal.
01:22We've long forgotten about it.
01:25If it weren't for Brother Xuan's demonstration to save Daxian's life,
01:28he would have already...
01:32So you're not that lonely, either.
01:34My lords!
01:38I'm really grateful to you two for curing our village.
01:41This is a little gift from us. Please accept it.
01:44I have a gift, too!
01:47This is a peace talisman I made.
01:49The tiger means to ward off evil and avoid disasters.
01:51The crane means to live a long and healthy life.
01:53I'll give it to you two.
01:59You're welcome, my fellow villagers.
02:00As a demon master of the Imperial Court,
02:02it's my duty to eliminate demons.
02:03Please don't accept this gift.
02:06How... How can you do that?
02:08Our lord is seriously injured in order to eliminate demons.
02:11That's right.
02:12It's our good fortune to meet you at such a young age.
02:16That's right.
02:19It's no big deal.
02:20It's our duty to eliminate demons.
02:22All right, all right, all right.
02:23Take it back, everyone.
02:25I didn't eliminate demons to receive gifts.
02:31As for this peace talisman,
02:33I can accept it.
02:35But you have to promise me one condition.
02:38Treat Huang Daxian like your own brother.
02:41Don't let anyone bully him.
02:42Do you understand?
02:49Here.
02:51I don't care about the rules of humans and demons.
02:53We have the final say in our own business.
02:56The fate is in our own hands.
02:58Even if it's a life of broken bones,
03:00it's worth it.
03:03That's right.
03:04I'll try to be as strong as you two.
03:07Then I won't be afraid of being bullied by others.
03:09Good boy.
03:10Remember what you said.
03:12Yes, my lord.
03:14Well, fellow villagers,
03:16see you next time.
03:19Fellow villagers,
03:21see you next time.
03:25Take care, young man.
03:26Take care.
03:48Hey.
03:49You're from the Huangliang tribe.
03:51You two are of the same kinship.
03:54Can you do me a favor?
03:59I'm done talking.
04:00Can you say something?
04:02You're so ungrateful.
04:08Help!
04:13Don't kill me!
04:14Don't hit me!
04:16Help!
04:18I'll kill you!
04:19Watch out!
04:20What are you doing?
04:26Demon of the Fog.
04:35Why are the rabbits in the forest so fierce?
04:38You broke their legs, and you still think they're fierce?
04:42We didn't get any of the food the villagers gave us.
04:45I'm starving to death.
04:47The red-footed rabbit, the mountain pig, and the fierce demon.
04:50Think about how much trouble you've caused me.
04:55You're so ungrateful.
04:57Don't forget that I defeated Xie Juyao for you.
05:00You didn't get much out of it.
05:02You're a disgrace to the Demon Division.
05:07You're a disgrace to the Demon Division.
05:10You...
05:15What are you doing all of a sudden?
05:17Listen to me.
05:18You're just lucky.
05:20But good luck won't be with you forever.
05:22Listen to me.
05:23If you don't learn martial arts,
05:24sooner or later, you'll lose Xiaoming.
05:26Let go.
05:32I'll teach you a lesson.
05:36You learned a few magic tricks and you're teaching me a lesson.
05:39I'm not that kind of person.
05:41If I learn magic, I'll beat you up.
05:50Kid, you want to learn magic?
05:54It's none of your business.
05:56Then let me be your master.
05:59What's so great about this old man?
06:05This old man?
06:07This idiot has no manners.
06:10No one dares to talk to him like this.
06:23It's been 500 years.
06:24No one dares to call me like this for 500 years.
06:27You look like that person.
06:30Who?
06:33The man who was born and died with me.
06:36Qi Wuji.
06:38Another old man?
06:40Don't talk nonsense.
06:41Qi Wuji is my ancestor.
06:43The founder of the Qimen Clan.
06:45He was a powerful warrior who killed thousands of demons at the peak of his power.
06:48The peak of his power?
06:50You said you didn't learn martial arts.
06:52You...
06:57500 years ago,
06:59humans and demons
07:00broke out the biggest war in the world.
07:04They fought hard for three years
07:07and died many times.
07:09In the end,
07:10the leader of the human demon clan
07:12used all his power to build a barrier
07:14and trapped the demons
07:16at the peak of their power.
07:22This war was later called the peak of the power.
07:25Therefore,
07:26the demons who appeared in the human world after the war
07:28were under the age of 500 years.
07:30Ordinary demons are tough enough.
07:32The world is peaceful now.
07:35What do you think?
07:37Do you want to learn magic from me?
07:40Can you teach me how to beat this guy up?
07:43It depends on your luck.
07:44Master!
07:46Please accept my bow.
07:49Master,
07:50are you really going to accept such a thief as your disciple?
07:53Brother,
07:54are you afraid that I will bully you
07:56if I learn magic?
07:59Just a thief.
08:00I won't take it to heart.
08:03Okay.
08:04Tiger,
08:05let me see what kind of magic you can do.
08:07Magic?
08:09I'll show you.
08:14This butterfly can control fire.
08:20How's that?
08:21Isn't it cool?
08:25Xuan.
08:30Hey!
08:45What's going on?
08:46Why is there such a big difference
08:47between the two magic arts?
08:49Xuan just used his true skill.
08:52True skill?
08:54Absorbing the spirit energy of heaven and earth
08:56and turning it into true energy
08:57is how you can use magic.
08:59It's amazing
09:00that you can do it
09:01without taking a break.
09:04How can I have true energy?
09:09You need to master
09:10the Tao of Jade.
09:14The Tao of Jade?
09:16It's better to learn it in battle
09:18than to teach it in words.
09:30Let me go!
09:31You're hitting me!
09:41Xuan!
09:42They're monsters!
09:43As a teacher,
09:44you should teach them a lesson!
09:48Boy,
09:49listen up.
09:51The first level of the Tao of Jade
09:53is called
09:54Absorbing the spirit energy of heaven and earth.
09:59First,
10:01get rid of your thoughts
10:02and feel the spirit energy of heaven and earth.
10:04Focus on your breathing.
10:07Slowly relax your body
10:09and you'll be in a dark place.
10:19I can't breathe!
10:20I can't breathe!
10:21I can't breathe!
10:22I can't breathe!
10:30Well,
10:31I have to hurry up.
10:34Absorbing the spirit energy of heaven and earth
10:36and you'll be in a dark place.
10:37Slowly relax your body
10:38and you'll be in a dark place.
10:39Focus on your breathing.
10:40Slowly relax your body
10:41and you'll be in a dark place.
10:44That's it.
10:47You're cheating!
10:59Huh?
11:10Master!
11:11Did I see it wrong?
11:15You're cheating!
11:20Don't treat me like a sick cat!
11:23Fox, use your magic!
11:27I don't need you to tell me!
11:29I don't need you to tell me!
11:30I don't need you to tell me!
11:34The heat is so strong!
11:35The heat is so strong!
11:36The heat is so strong!
11:37It's like a body is in a hot spring.
11:43It's going to explode!
11:53What's that?
11:59You idiot!
12:00Catch it!
12:04If you don't want to die,
12:05think about the formula!
12:09Who can remember
12:10such a long formula?
12:12I'll say it again.
12:13Remember it!
12:14The heat is so strong!
12:15The heat is so strong!
12:16The heat is so strong!
12:17The heat is so strong!
12:26Idiot!
12:27How can you use magic like this?
12:28Your body is broken!
12:29How much energy do you need?
12:30I'm so angry!
12:31Now that we're teammates,
12:32what about the sacrifice?
12:39Damn it!
12:41I can't catch up
12:42at the critical moment.
12:48In the end,
12:49I have to rely on myself.
12:58The heat is so strong!
12:59The heat is so strong!
13:00The heat is so strong!
13:09It's the first incense!
13:28Four hours later
13:34Your Excellency Ma!
13:35You've been gone for three days!
13:36Didn't Young Master Qi
13:37let us go back to the capital?
13:39Why are we
13:40still wandering here?
13:44Idiot!
13:45Can't you see
13:46that we're lost?
13:47You are so good-looking!
13:48I don't want to die here!
13:50Your Excellency Ma!
13:51There's a forest in front!
13:53The bridgehead is straight naturally.
13:55Why don't you go
13:56and get me some water?
13:57Go get some water!
14:28Get out of the way!
14:31Fuck!
14:36I hate you!