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Aar Ya Paar In Haridwar - Stand-up Comedy By Sundeep Sharma

HARIDWAR Laughs with Sundeep Sharma's HILARIOUS Stand-up Comedy!

Get ready to laugh out loud with Sundeep Sharma's hilarious stand-up comedy in Haridwar! In this rib-tickling performance, Sundeep takes the stage by storm, leaving the audience in stitches with his witty one-liners and relatable jokes. From making fun of everyday struggles to poking fun at cultural quirks, Sundeep's comedy is sure to resonate with people of all ages. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughter riot that is Aar Ya Paar in Haridwar!

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Hook - 15s
Start with a hilarious one-liner from Sundeep Sharma's stand-up that captures the essence of his comedy style.

Introduction - 15s
Introduce Sundeep Sharma as a renowned comedian known for his relatable humor that resonates with audiences in Haridwar.

Presentation of Problem/Challenge - 1m
Discuss the everyday challenges faced by people in Haridwar, setting the stage for Sundeep's comedic take on these issues.

Exploration/Development - 1m
Show clips of Sundeep exploring various themes in his stand-up, such as cultural quirks, family dynamics, and local customs, to engage the audience.

Climax/Key Moment - 1m
Highlight a pivotal moment from Sundeep's performance that delivers the biggest laugh or profound insight, showcasing his unique comedic style.

Conclusion/Summary - 15s
Recap the main themes and laughs shared in the performance, reiterating Sundeep's talent for turning everyday experiences into humor.

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Transcript
00:00time to say last prayers
00:03but
00:30jail. Very simple, put it in the bag and throw it away.
00:42So when I was 17 years old, I went to Haridwar with my family. Who has been to Haridwar?
00:48Harkipeti. Amazing. So you must have seen in Haridwar, there is a huge bridge of 2-3
00:54kilometers, over which local people jump in the Ganges. No, not suicide, they swim.
01:04You have become serious. Local boys wearing loincloths, thin, thin, close their noses and
01:12jump. The flow of water is so fast that people who jump in Mumbai go to Pune and come out.
01:19And it is so cold that you get hypothermia in a little while. And they are jumping.
01:24At that time, it was not like one of them went and the next one would come in the afternoon,
01:27and the next one would jump in the morning. No. They were jumping continuously.
01:30They were jumping like this, so I went. I am also crazy. I saw them jumping.
01:36I said, listen, your friend jumped in the wrong way. Our swimming teacher told us to keep our
01:42hands here. And we have to jump like this. And we go in the middle and jump like this.
01:50He put his hand on my shoulder and looked at me like this.
01:56As if he was saying in my eyes, come on, you idiot.
02:03We do this work from morning to night, daily. And we have not died for the first time till date.
02:13He said, friend, we will test you today. He said and left.
02:18So I said, he has taught the wrong person. I understood this a lot later in life.
02:27After teaching him, I moved forward with the family. The two streams that flow on the side,
02:34where the aarti takes place, that thin stream is 33 feet.
02:40Now I will go there, hold the chain, and in full strength,
02:45I will bathe with the family.
02:49He came from there. Somehow he came here.
02:53He saw it and shouted from there, you idiot.
02:57Now see, a man who has grown up from the sea of toxic masculinity,
03:05how can he tolerate this?
03:09He can die, but the challenge is accepted.
03:13I climbed the bridge. I stood on the railing.
03:17Now I can see a bridge in front of me. The big bridge is connecting to the shore.
03:23I jumped from the small bridge to the shore.
03:26Now from there, the Ganga will go ahead and become one in the big stream.
03:29There is one thing there, the chains are hanging.
03:33There is an iron bar.
03:35If someone goes swimming, even non-swimmers,
03:40if you are going swimming, then hold it.
03:43If you hold it, then if you go in athletics,
03:48keep your hands and feet strong, you will be able to hold it for a while.
03:51Then someone will come to save you,
03:54then wrap yourself like a monkey and he will bring you to the shore.
03:59And if your hands and feet become weak,
04:02then your thumb will break, then your finger will break,
04:06this will break, this will break.
04:08Oh, he was a very good man.
04:10He became a hero.
04:12He is going, he is gone, bye.
04:17I can see that I will swim, but if I go out, then that is the hope.
04:22I will not hold it like this.
04:24I will hold it like this.
04:30I was standing on the bridge like this.
04:32I looked down.
04:34Earlier it used to come inside the swimming pool.
04:37Today it is coming on top of the bridge.
04:41I looked down.
04:43He came.
04:45I asked him to jump once.
04:50He jumped.
04:51He came back in 30 seconds.
04:54He jumped, swam, came back in 30 seconds.
04:58I thought he was in a hurry.
05:00Once more.
05:02Then he jumped.
05:04Then he came out.
05:06He came to me and said,
05:07Fattu will not be able to swim with you.
05:09I said, look, I will do it.
05:14Tell me how to go to the shore in such water.
05:18He taught me such a thing.
05:20He said, look, in such water,
05:24even someone's father cannot go to the shore like this.
05:29Go like this, slowly, slowly, slowly,
05:34and you will reach the shore.
05:36I said, okay.
05:40Time to say last prayers.
05:43Parintha, please forgive me.
05:45My love for you is incomplete.
05:47It was not incomplete.
05:48It was just beginning.
05:49Our one-sided love.
05:52Anyway, look,
05:54people say in movies, in comedy,
05:57that one-sided love has no power.
06:01In one-sided love,
06:03there is only one guy.
06:07The one who puts a lot of effort in it,
06:09is in jail instead.
06:12Very simple.
06:13Put it.
06:14Hold it.
06:16The one who has to put a lot of effort in one-sided love,
06:20should have a laptop,
06:21a towel,
06:26a little mustard oil.
06:29If you don't like it,
06:30you can put coconut oil.
06:33And if you want to enjoy it more,
06:35if you have the strength,
06:36then heat it up a little.
06:43But don't call this idiot love.
06:46It's just one-sided.
06:47What is one-sided?
06:48Love is love.
06:49There is no one or two-sidedness in it.
06:51You are not getting the response,
06:52but
06:54the population of the whole world is billions.
06:57The population of this country is going to be 1.5 billion.
07:01You idiots have only one.
07:03Find somewhere else.
07:05Move ahead.
07:08Kudhe Sarkar.
07:15Okay, time to say one last final prayer,
07:18or maybe Arzi.
07:21Mother Ganga,
07:23a mother beats her child,
07:25she doesn't hit him.
07:27I am coming.
07:30I said this and jumped.
07:33I touched the water.
07:35As far as the end of the hall is,
07:36in two seconds,
07:37so far.
07:38I reached.
07:39I took out my neck.
07:41With all my strength,
07:42I started swimming with my hands.
07:45I can't do it fast right now.
07:46Physiotherapist.
07:47My shoulder is getting jammed here.
07:49People will say,
07:50you were very brave.
07:51Fight till the end.
07:52Keep struggling.
07:54You were trying with one hand.
07:56Feet were moving.
07:57One hand got stuck.
07:59With the middle finger,
08:01in the middle of two stones.
08:03The dead body was stuck.
08:05It kept dancing.
08:07But it didn't happen.
08:08I came out alive.
08:10As soon as I came out,
08:11I saw,
08:12mother saw me jumping at the last moment.
08:16And it happened like this.
08:18The woman next door,
08:19fan was on.
08:20Your son has come.
08:22My son has come.
08:26Mother's logic is,
08:27whatever happened,
08:28whatever happened,
08:29my son has come.
08:3025 feet away,
08:31in long shot,
08:32I saw father.
08:36Father took off his slippers.
08:40Father's logic is,
08:41whatever happened,
08:42whatever happened,
08:43when there was danger,
08:44I said,
08:45where are you?
08:50I thought,
08:51in this video game,
08:52in this death's video game,
08:54one round has passed.
08:57This is a one level ad.
09:01At this time,
09:02that boy,
09:03by God's grace,
09:05came running to me,
09:07wearing an anklet.
09:08From about 15 feet away,
09:10he shook my hand and said,
09:11what's the matter, friend?
09:12You did it.
09:13I turned around once and said,
09:14Hey!
09:18Bucket list means,
09:19today itself,
09:20I don't have to go in the bucket.
09:22I did it.
09:23Once.
09:26At that time,
09:27father came closer.
09:28Now, in my mind,
09:29I feel,
09:30here is love,
09:32there is beating.
09:34This is the boy,
09:35save him.
09:36I said,
09:37I
09:39am not crazy,
09:40to jump from there.
09:42You swore to your father,
09:44that's why I jumped.
09:50Now,
09:53father's attention
09:54shifted from me
09:55towards him.
09:58He came closer.
09:59Now,
10:00I placed my hand
10:01on his shoulder,
10:02as he did in the beginning.
10:03I said,
10:04I will test you too.
10:05I said,
10:06friend,
10:07now,
10:08I will test you.
10:09Just
10:10look back.
10:12As soon as he looked back,
10:13his father,
10:14started screaming.
10:17He thought,
10:18this is a certain death.
10:20I can escape from here.
10:21Without looking,
10:22Gangaji,
10:23jumped like this.
10:25As soon as he jumped,
10:26I screamed behind him.
10:27You bastard.
10:39After that,
10:40that slipper fell on me.
10:42Because,
10:43your father knows
10:44the limit of your unlawfulness.
10:48I told him lovingly,
10:49not to do it again.

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