Kardashian
Kardashian
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00:07:16Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
00:07:19Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
00:07:22So many great candidates.
00:07:24I'm gonna let the finger decide.
00:07:26Wait. Whoa.
00:07:28Whoa. What is happening?
00:07:30The Dragon Warrior! It's me!
00:07:37Like it or not, Poe, you have to choose a successor.
00:07:40Nothing about them says dragon or warrior.
00:07:43You will know when you do.
00:07:44How do I know when I don't? You know?
00:07:47When I'm conflicted, I come here to ask the universe for answers,
00:07:50just as you waited before me.
00:07:52I'm not conflicted. I'm just not ready for a next step.
00:07:54What is that you're holding?
00:07:55The Staff of Wisdom.
00:07:56Other hand.
00:07:57A chewed-up peach pit?
00:07:58Exactly.
00:07:59Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:08:03How is this gonna help me find answers?
00:08:05Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
00:08:07Be the pit, Poe. Be the pit.
00:08:11Yeah, there we go.
00:08:13All right, universe.
00:08:15Give me some guidance.
00:08:17Inner peace.
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00:08:23Dinner, please.
00:08:24Dinner with peas.
00:08:26Snow peas?
00:08:27In a sesame-soaked maze.
00:08:29Inner peace.
00:08:31Inner peace.
00:08:34This is not working at all.
00:08:36Maybe focus on your breathing.
00:08:37I'm trying, but it's kind of hard when you keep talking to me.
00:08:39Technically, you're talking to you if you think about it.
00:08:41Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here.
00:08:43Wait, if I'm Poe's inner voice, then who are you?
00:08:45Uh, I'm Poe's inner inner voice?
00:08:47How many voices do I have in there?
00:08:49You do not want to know.
00:08:50This dirt is itchy.
00:08:51What am I gonna be?
00:08:52Are we alone in the universe?
00:08:53You guys thought it was awesome, right?
00:08:54Oh, you guys are so weird!
00:09:02Universe?
00:09:05Is that you?
00:09:09Huh?
00:09:20Attention, mysterious figure.
00:09:22The Dragon Warrior is here to perform justice.
00:09:28I know you're in here.
00:09:30Just a matter of time before I find you.
00:09:40Ha ha! You can't hide from justice forever!
00:09:47The Dagger of Denghua.
00:09:49You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that.
00:09:51But I can't give you that. Give it back.
00:09:53If you insist.
00:10:03Oh no! He's got a walking stick.
00:10:05What are you gonna do, stroll me to death?
00:10:07This stick is not for the strolling. It's the Staff of Wisdom.
00:10:10The Dragon Warrior's gonna be mad when he finds out you took his stick.
00:10:12I am the Dragon Warrior!
00:10:14I'm just gonna say, nothing about you says dragon or warrior.
00:10:30How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes!
00:10:32Who's desecrating what now?
00:10:34Master Ostrich's egg!
00:10:35Oops, my bad.
00:10:37Destructible Chain Hammer of Master Pengolin!
00:10:39Whoopsies.
00:10:50The Urn of Whispering Warriors, which I've already broken. Twice!
00:10:54Why would you keep an Urn of Souls? Feels kind of creepy.
00:10:59Are you doing okay there, big guy? You're looking a little tired.
00:11:02I've never felt more awake!
00:11:04The Warhammer of Master Chipmunk?
00:11:09You're gonna pay for that!
00:11:13Hello?
00:11:22You faker!
00:11:23It's not faking. It's called method.
00:11:25Catch you later, panda!
00:11:27No!
00:11:34I think I'll catch you now.
00:11:52Told ya!
00:11:53You got me, O Great and Powerful Dumpling Warrior.
00:11:55That's Dragon Warrior!
00:11:58Let go of me!
00:11:59Just tell me one thing. How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior?
00:12:02That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace Prison.
00:12:05Valley of Peace Prison? Sounds like a daycare.
00:12:07It is a daycare on the weekends, but it's also a prison.
00:12:10There he is! Dragon Warrior!
00:12:12Tai Lung has returned!
00:12:13Tai Lung has returned?
00:12:14He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry!
00:12:16He's supposed to be in the Spirit Room.
00:12:17Well, he's back!
00:12:18He said that he's not going to stop until the Valley of Peace falls and the Dragon Warrior bows before him!
00:12:22He's back!
00:12:23Please, you gotta do something!
00:12:24Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve.
00:12:27Well, you know what they say.
00:12:29Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
00:12:48Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
00:12:56Very clever, Fox. You know something.
00:12:58Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.
00:13:00Okay, I do. I really, really do.
00:13:02Tell me.
00:13:03And why should I? I mean, what's in it for me?
00:13:04The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing.
00:13:06You're adorable.
00:13:07No one ever told you that.
00:13:08And I don't mean just in like a cuddly sense.
00:13:09I don't have time for games!
00:13:10Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace!
00:13:12Maybe. Or, maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung.
00:13:15Wait. She?
00:13:16My...
00:13:18The Empress of Disguise.
00:13:19Capable of taking any form, mimicking any shape.
00:13:22The Master of Deception.
00:13:23The Lizard of Lies with the glowing teal eyes.
00:13:25I'm talking about...
00:13:26The Chameleon.
00:13:28This is kind of a private conversation.
00:13:31Who's the Chameleon?
00:13:32Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress.
00:13:34So she's shape-shifted into Tai Lung!
00:13:36But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace?
00:13:38These are good questions. You should ask her.
00:13:40You're right.
00:13:41How do I find this... the Chameleon?
00:13:43She isn't someone who can be found.
00:13:44At least not without someone... in the know.
00:13:47And how do I find someone in the know?
00:13:49Well, it's me. It's obviously... it's me. I'm in the know.
00:13:52Forget it. I'll find her on my own.
00:13:54Good luck.
00:13:55I'll find her on my own.
00:13:56Good luck.
00:13:57After all, how hard can it be to find someone
00:13:59who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere?
00:14:04Fine. You lead me to the Chameleon,
00:14:06and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence.
00:14:08Deal.
00:14:10What do you think you're doing?
00:14:12There's this shape-shifting sorceress on the loose.
00:14:14That's the job for the Furious Five.
00:14:16Well, they're not here,
00:14:17and someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
00:14:18Look, I know the change is difficult
00:14:20and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior,
00:14:22but your job is finding a successor.
00:14:24The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
00:14:25Mind your own business, squirrel.
00:14:26Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
00:14:28I'm a red panda.
00:14:30You know what? I love that for you.
00:14:31Po, this is your decision,
00:14:33but I think you know what choice Master Oogway
00:14:35would want you to make.
00:14:40Thanks for the free stay.
00:14:41What are you doing?
00:14:42A little tag for a daycare.
00:14:43Not bad for a day.
00:14:44Where is she going?
00:14:45You can't leave.
00:14:46Don't worry. I'll have her back before you even know she was gone.
00:14:48You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.
00:14:50Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure.
00:14:52I'll be back soon.
00:14:53Tell my dads I love them.
00:14:54I can't hear you anymore.
00:14:55Bye!
00:14:58Yeah!
00:14:59It sure is good to be a free fox again.
00:15:01That's a good back scratcher.
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00:15:03So does this really unlock the door to the spirit realm?
00:15:05It doesn't work like that.
00:15:06It has to be given in order to gain its powers.
00:15:08Gotcha. Given to gain.
00:15:10So, uh, can I have it?
00:15:11No! What do you take me for?
00:15:12An easy mark.
00:15:13What's an easy mark?
00:15:14Someone who's easy to steal from.
00:15:15Usually because they're generous and too trusting.
00:15:17Like you.
00:15:18Aw, thank you.
00:15:20I heard the chameleon is a monster
00:15:22with an appetite of a thousand predators
00:15:24and her favorite food is panda.
00:15:26The chameleon, Perica, has magical powers.
00:15:29If you say her name three times,
00:15:30she'll take you away in the night.
00:15:32Ah!
00:15:33Chameleons can shape-shift to look like anything,
00:15:35even you.
00:15:36Or you.
00:15:40Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
00:15:42Poe's going to take down an evil sorceress?
00:15:44The chameleon?
00:15:46Well, a Dragon Warrior's work is never done.
00:15:48Li, I'm thinking Poe dealing up with a convicted felon
00:15:51to take down an evil sorceress
00:15:52wasn't such a great idea.
00:15:54Relax. Poe has faced demons, demigods,
00:15:57and everything else in between.
00:15:58He's always come out on top.
00:15:59And you're right, you're right.
00:16:01But what if you're wrong?
00:16:02Calm down, Ping.
00:16:04How bad can one evil sorceress be?
00:16:08Who is she to summon us?
00:16:10Classic power move.
00:16:11We're the heads of Juniper City's
00:16:12most prominent crime families.
00:16:13She's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt.
00:16:16You left out the evil sorceress part.
00:16:18We used to run the city.
00:16:19Now we pay her half the money we swindled.
00:16:21It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
00:16:23Yeah, but what can we do?
00:16:25Together, we can take her down.
00:16:27Are you nuts? She's a shape-shifter.
00:16:29She could be at this very table,
00:16:31and we'd have no idea.
00:16:33For all we know, you're the chameleon.
00:16:35Or you're the chameleon.
00:16:37Or maybe.
00:16:38Oh, no.
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00:16:40Don't say it.
00:16:41I'm the chameleon.
00:16:42I said don't say it.
00:16:47We obviously spoke out of turn.
00:16:49Sorry, chameleon.
00:16:50No, no, don't apologize.
00:16:51You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak,
00:16:55so it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed,
00:16:58especially when the one doing the squeezing
00:17:00is just a bug-eyed, power-hungry...
00:17:03What's the rest?
00:17:04Reptilian runt.
00:17:06Well, this reptilian runt wants more.
00:17:09You already have the city.
00:17:11What else could you possibly want?
00:17:12I have something special in mind.
00:17:14I am very close to achieving it.
00:17:16As close as the blood moon.
00:17:18But the blood moon is two nights away.
00:17:20So little time, so many expenses,
00:17:22which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute to 60%.
00:17:26No!
00:17:31What was that now?
00:17:32I mean, no disrespect.
00:17:35Don't worry.
00:17:37I forgive you for the impudence
00:17:41and the backstabbing
00:17:43and the blatant disrespect you've shown me.
00:17:46I forgive.
00:17:47But I never forget.
00:17:49You might say I have the memory...
00:17:51Oh, don't say it!
00:17:52...of an elephant.
00:18:06You think I've pushed you too far?
00:18:09Then you, my friend, can begin to fathom
00:18:12just how far I can push.
00:18:20I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
00:18:26Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?
00:18:28Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
00:18:29But it does take the occasional time out for snackage.
00:18:31Wanna split my almond cookie?
00:18:33You're just gonna give me half of your cookie
00:18:35out of the goodness of your heart?
00:18:36Mm-hmm.
00:18:37What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
00:18:38You know, the fleece, the rub, the flim-flam.
00:18:40Do you want the cookie or not?
00:18:44I got my eye on you.
00:18:47How much farther is it to this... the chameleon?
00:18:49Just a little farther.
00:19:02Lee, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
00:19:05Well, I... I... I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising.
00:19:08Oh, Poe, you are just as worried as I am.
00:19:10All right, all right.
00:19:11I know pandas come across as calm, gentle, and chill,
00:19:13but the truth is I'm kind of freaking out!
00:19:16So am I!
00:19:17Poe isn't too calm, gentle, and chill
00:19:19to face a shape-shifting sorceress.
00:19:21What if he's captured?
00:19:22What if he's tortured?
00:19:23Huh?
00:19:24Or maybe...
00:19:25Okay, okay.
00:19:26Maybe Poe has finally met his match,
00:19:28but there's still something that he has
00:19:30that the chameleon does not.
00:19:32What's that?
00:19:33Us.
00:19:34Now, let's go find our son.
00:19:36Poe's okay?
00:19:37You know, Lee, a wise goose once said
00:19:39worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster.
00:19:42Who was that?
00:19:43Me, of course. I was the wise goose.
00:19:46Whoa!
00:19:48That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
00:19:50That's no village.
00:19:51That's Juniper City.
00:19:53That's where I'll find the chameleon, huh?
00:19:54Just a boat ride away.
00:19:55And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.
00:19:57Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
00:19:59For the right price.
00:20:00Those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go.
00:20:02Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount.
00:20:05No stealing.
00:20:06The Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:08Sounds inviting.
00:20:13Anybody lose a rabbit?
00:20:20Drive faster!
00:20:23Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:25I'll find us a ride.
00:20:26Maybe you can get us some food.
00:20:28And stay out of trouble.
00:20:30Hey, what you guys playing?
00:20:31Ah, chums.
00:20:32And the stakes are high.
00:20:34Can I play?
00:20:35Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
00:20:36because I'm very beginning.
00:20:39Hey, there.
00:20:40What can I get you?
00:20:41A boat ride to Juniper City.
00:20:42Ask this guy.
00:20:45Who's he?
00:20:46He's the captain.
00:20:47Thanks.
00:20:50Oh, I win again.
00:20:51Beginner's luck, I guess.
00:20:52Never played before.
00:20:54I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?
00:20:56I would like to speak to the manager, please.
00:20:57I am the manager.
00:20:59I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
00:21:01but I won't carry anything illegal.
00:21:03I don't want any trouble.
00:21:04Trouble runs from me.
00:21:06Then it'll cost you double.
00:21:07I'm confused.
00:21:08Should I have said that I like trouble?
00:21:09In that case, it'll cost you triple.
00:21:10Oh, uh, maybe we can go back to the double price.
00:21:15You got a deal.
00:21:16Great.
00:21:17Do I shake his hand or your hand?
00:21:19Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
00:21:20Yes, everything.
00:21:21Again, except for the broth.
00:21:22It was very bland.
00:21:23Keep stirring!
00:21:25Whoa, one of everything is my go-to order.
00:21:27But how did you pay for this?
00:21:29Legally, lawfully, fair and square.
00:21:30I'm proud of you.
00:21:40Oh, wow, look at the time.
00:21:41Remember when we had to do that thing
00:21:42down by the place with that guy?
00:21:43Did you actually think you could drift a meal out of me?
00:21:47Hmm?
00:21:48There's got to be some sort of misunderstanding here.
00:21:51And apparently I'm the one misunderstanding.
00:21:53Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too.
00:21:55I'm only hungry for...
00:21:57Dumplings?
00:21:58Banjets.
00:21:59Well, then, come and get it.
00:22:00No, no, no, no!
00:22:01Don't come and get it!
00:22:02Destroy them!
00:22:13I got it!
00:22:23There you go.
00:22:25All better.
00:22:27Come on!
00:22:28Gotcha.
00:22:29Keep stirring!
00:22:53I'll take that.
00:22:56Think this belongs to you?
00:23:08No stealing!
00:23:13Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that.
00:23:15It's never too late to do the right thing.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Get them!
00:23:19No!
00:23:24No!
00:23:32Whoa.
00:23:33Nice move.
00:23:34You got to teach me that.
00:23:35You die, panda!
00:23:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:23:52Who designed the cavern on the cliff?
00:23:54I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings.
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:58Uh-oh.
00:24:03They'll have...
00:24:07Whoa!
00:24:13Not that I'm worried, but...
00:24:15what if the chameleon knows we're coming?
00:24:17She could be anywhere.
00:24:18Anywhere?
00:24:19Lee, would you please show a little backbone?
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22The bravery was never really my special.
00:24:24You don't have to be brave.
00:24:26You just have to act brave.
00:24:28Act brave.
00:24:29Got it.
00:24:32Lee!
00:24:33Hold on!
00:24:34Hold me, please!
00:24:35Lee, stop!
00:24:36I'm too young!
00:24:41How was that for acting brave?
00:24:43Keep working on it.
00:24:48Juniper City.
00:24:49It's gonna be great to be back home again.
00:24:51Does your family live there, too?
00:24:52They would, if I had a family.
00:24:54It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city,
00:24:57so I had to survive any way I could.
00:25:00Griffing, shilling, gaffing.
00:25:03Stop running!
00:25:04Stop running!
00:25:09Whoa, you're an orphan?
00:25:10So am I.
00:25:11Well, I mean, I was.
00:25:12My goose dad adopted me,
00:25:13and then later my panda dad found me.
00:25:15Goose dads, panda dads,
00:25:17guess it takes all kinds.
00:25:18Right, Mom?
00:25:20Then one day a local took me in,
00:25:22put a roof over my head,
00:25:23gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.
00:25:25After that, I was never alone again.
00:25:27I guess we both got lucky.
00:25:28I guess.
00:25:29Hey, tell me something.
00:25:30Back in the Valley of Geese,
00:25:31Cease.
00:25:32what did that angry little squirrel mean
00:25:33Red panda.
00:25:34when he said you had to find your successor?
00:25:36Now that I'm supposed to become spiritual leader,
00:25:38I have to find a worthy successor
00:25:39to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
00:25:41Once you're on top,
00:25:42that's where you want to stay, right?
00:25:43No, it's just that
00:25:44what do I know about being a spiritual leader?
00:25:45I can't even come up with
00:25:46one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
00:25:47Life's greatest enemy is,
00:25:49uh, I don't know, stairs?
00:25:51Okay, everyone knows
00:25:53life's greatest enemy is time.
00:25:55I guess it's just easier
00:25:56to hold on to the life you know
00:25:57than move on to the one you don't.
00:25:59Hey, that was pretty easy.
00:26:00Well, hey, that was pretty good.
00:26:02Yeah, maybe she should be the spiritual leader
00:26:04of the Valley of Geese.
00:26:07Oh, that guy, he drinks like a fish.
00:26:09Should he be driving?
00:26:30We've come to pay tribute,
00:26:31as you requested.
00:26:32Looks a little late.
00:26:33Go back out and get me more.
00:26:35More?
00:26:36But, but, Chameleon!
00:26:37Go, before I toss you down
00:26:38another flight of stairs.
00:26:42At last, my destiny approaches.
00:26:48I'll expand my rule
00:26:49from Juniper City
00:26:50to every city and town and village,
00:26:52from here to the Valley of Peace,
00:26:54and beyond!
00:26:56They will all know the name
00:26:58of the Chameleon!
00:27:01Wake up, wake up, wake up!
00:27:02Ah!
00:27:03Shin, I had a vision.
00:27:04I saw the Chameleon.
00:27:05She's gonna take over cities and towns
00:27:07in the Valley of Peace.
00:27:08A vision?
00:27:09While you were asleep.
00:27:10I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
00:27:11Not a dream!
00:27:12A vision.
00:27:13Either I had a bad dumpling
00:27:14before I went to sleep,
00:27:15or it's a dragon warrior thing.
00:27:16We gotta get to the Chameleon
00:27:17and take her down!
00:27:18Well, then, you're in luck.
00:27:19Welcome to Juniper City.
00:27:26Whoa!
00:27:29This is the place where you can be
00:27:31whatever you want to be,
00:27:32do whatever you want to do,
00:27:34and steal whatever you want to steal.
00:27:36If that's your thing.
00:27:37And...
00:27:41Whoa, that came out of nowhere.
00:27:53Whoa!
00:27:54Sorry.
00:27:55Out of the way.
00:27:56I've never seen so much traffic before.
00:27:58You don't have rush hour
00:27:59in the Valley of Peace?
00:28:00No one's ever in that much of a rush.
00:28:03Come on!
00:28:08Well, it sure is good to be home again.
00:28:09The sights, the sounds.
00:28:11The smells.
00:28:16It's a wonton wonderland!
00:28:21Yeah!
00:28:24How?
00:28:25How?
00:28:26Focus!
00:28:27This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen!
00:28:29I used to feel the same way
00:28:30until the Chameleon got her claws into it.
00:28:40Tonight, we take down the Chameleon.
00:28:42Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks
00:28:45as she dominates the city.
00:28:46Is she lurking in that villainous tower
00:28:47dominating the city?
00:28:50How'd you know?
00:28:51Eh, not my first time taking down a villain.
00:28:52Let's keep moving.
00:28:53Hey, Jen!
00:28:54Heya, Jen!
00:28:55What type of seat?
00:28:56How you doing, Jen?
00:28:57Wow, you're quite the local celeb.
00:28:58Yeah, well, let's just say
00:28:59a face like mine is hard to forget.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03You're a wanted criminal?
00:29:04You sound surprised.
00:29:05Is it surprising?
00:29:06I don't think this is surprising.
00:29:07You never mentioned you were wanted.
00:29:08Don't worry.
00:29:09The law has better things to do
00:29:10than look for me.
00:29:11Hey, Fox.
00:29:12We've been looking for you.
00:29:13Must be a slow work week.
00:29:14I'll handle this.
00:29:15Morning, officers.
00:29:16Dragon Warrior here.
00:29:17The Fox and I are here
00:29:18on official Dragon Warrior biz.
00:29:20Dragon who?
00:29:21Warrior what?
00:29:22Dragon Warrior.
00:29:23Anyone?
00:29:24Nothing?
00:29:25Perhaps you know me better as...
00:29:27the Kung Fu Panda!
00:29:30Wait, wait!
00:29:33Oh, come on!
00:29:34Okay, so we tried it your way.
00:29:35Now we try it mine.
00:29:37Wait, what's your where?
00:29:41Sorry!
00:29:43Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:29:45You can't run away from the law.
00:29:46You're a wanted criminal!
00:29:47Yeah, well, it looks like
00:29:48I'm not the only one.
00:29:49Wow, city life really is fast-paced.
00:29:51We gotta get out of here
00:29:52before they call for...
00:29:55backup.
00:30:02That's a lot of bull!
00:30:03Run!
00:30:10Let's go, let's go!
00:30:22Go!
00:30:42Watch out!
00:30:48I'm falling!
00:30:49Very slowly!
00:30:52Help!
00:31:03Sorry!
00:31:22There they are!
00:31:24We don't have time for a drunk solo!
00:31:27We're trapped!
00:31:38It isn't much farther now.
00:31:39We always say that,
00:31:40but it's always so much farther.
00:31:43Oh, what is this place?
00:31:45Home sweet home.
00:31:46Some of the best crooks and criminals
00:31:47from all of Juniper City.
00:31:49Careful.
00:31:50These guys will steal your pants right off you.
00:31:55Uh-oh.
00:31:56Now, you kids be careful of those fireworks.
00:32:08Help!
00:32:14So, you're friends with all these people.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17So, you're friends with all these people.
00:32:19They're practically family.
00:32:20Kid!
00:32:25Oh, is that really you?
00:32:27Ah, my old mentor.
00:32:29I always knew someday
00:32:30you'll find your way home back to the dead.
00:32:31And when you did...
00:32:33I'm sure it'll give you the proper homecoming.
00:32:36Family, huh?
00:32:37More like distant cousins.
00:32:38All right, how should we do this?
00:32:40Quick and painless?
00:32:41Or slow and painful?
00:32:42Slow and painful!
00:32:43Slow and painful!
00:32:45All right, you little scamps.
00:32:46Slow and painful it is.
00:32:47Yay!
00:32:48You really don't want to do this.
00:32:49Why's that?
00:32:50Because if you so much as lay one claw on me,
00:32:52you're gonna have to answer to...
00:32:54the Dragon Warrior.
00:32:55Warrior, warrior, warrior.
00:33:01Oh, man.
00:33:02Are my adventures really that regional?
00:33:04Introduce him, Poe.
00:33:06To your fists!
00:33:12Remember, Poe,
00:33:13there are other ways to bring peace
00:33:14than by kicking butt.
00:33:15Oh, come on. Really?
00:33:16Now?
00:33:17Yes.
00:33:18Now, hold on.
00:33:19Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions?
00:33:21We are in total agreement
00:33:22with our mutual disappointment.
00:33:24And you...
00:33:26Wait!
00:33:28He who resorts to violence now
00:33:31will only find more violence later.
00:33:36So what you're saying is
00:33:37if we don't hurt Jen a little now,
00:33:39we can hurt her a lot later.
00:33:41What? No, that's not what I said.
00:33:42Yes!
00:33:43And more violence later
00:33:44is better than less violence now.
00:33:46No, no, no, no.
00:33:47I think you're misunderstanding
00:33:48the fundamental point.
00:33:49Violence makes my tummy ache.
00:33:51You know, that panda makes a lot of good points.
00:33:53I like it.
00:33:55No, no, no, wait!
00:33:56Come back!
00:33:57I'll come up with better wisdom.
00:33:59You have got to workshop those products.
00:34:03The Kung Fu Panda?
00:34:04Nope.
00:34:05The son of Mr. Pig and Lee?
00:34:06No, sir. Both very competent.
00:34:07Mentored by you, of course?
00:34:08I'm so sorry.
00:34:09Trained by Master Shifu?
00:34:10Oh, Master Shifu.
00:34:11Aha!
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13I'm part of the legendary Master Shifu.
00:34:14But not you.
00:34:16Did someone say legendary?
00:34:17Bring it in.
00:34:20Look, Han.
00:34:21I know we've had our differences,
00:34:22but we're really in a jam here,
00:34:23and I was hoping you could help me out.
00:34:25Now drink up.
00:34:30We just need some place to lie low for a while
00:34:32until the heat cools down.
00:34:33Why should I help you?
00:34:34Because deep down beneath that iron-scaled exterior
00:34:36is a good-hearted soul
00:34:37who still thinks of me as one of the family.
00:34:39Fine.
00:34:40But if you still hurt my nightfall,
00:34:42I'll be calling the bulls myself.
00:34:44Sleep tight.
00:34:48So tonight we take down the chameleon?
00:34:50After you've eaten your dinner.
00:34:52Not cool!
00:34:53You guys, come on!
00:34:54Give him back!
00:34:55Who's your customer?
00:35:01Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly.
00:35:04Oh, oh, it's here.
00:35:07I'm sure everything is fine.
00:35:09This is the restaurant.
00:35:10These are my people.
00:35:11They speak the same language.
00:35:12You wait here.
00:35:15Salutations!
00:35:16I'm so sorry to interrupt.
00:35:18I know you're in for some fun.
00:35:20I was wondering if a panda happened to be passing by this house.
00:35:23There was a panda here.
00:35:25You know him?
00:35:26Know him?
00:35:27Why, I'm his dad!
00:35:32You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern.
00:35:36My boy wouldn't have done this for no reason.
00:35:39Is it possible you're Brock with plan?
00:35:41Try it!
00:35:43No, no!
00:35:44The broth smells excellent!
00:35:46You should not add a single thing!
00:35:47Especially not me!
00:35:49Hands off the goose!
00:35:53The panda's back!
00:35:54He's back!
00:35:55No.
00:35:56But you're about to wish he was.
00:35:59Because if you think he made a mess of this place,
00:36:01you have no idea what I'm capable of.
00:36:04Everything he learned, he learned from me.
00:36:08Except one thing.
00:36:10Mercy.
00:36:12I don't know where he got that because I don't believe in it.
00:36:16Now this can go one of two ways.
00:36:19The easy way, in which you tell me where he is.
00:36:22Or the hard way, in which you tell me where he is.
00:36:25But it's hard to understand what you're saying because you have no talent.
00:36:28Because you have no talent.
00:36:35Marjan!
00:36:36I need Marjan Isles for breakfast!
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11Where's our son?
00:37:12He took a boat to Juniper City.
00:37:14Which way?
00:37:15You know, a wise goose...
00:37:17Time to go.
00:37:18Yeah, right.
00:37:29Huh?
00:37:44Okay, let's try this again.
00:37:45Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, and slam!
00:37:50Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out?
00:37:52Not gonna happen with a broom.
00:37:54Yeah, still not that though.
00:37:55Yeah, but stir later, roll higher.
00:37:57And the word is skadoosh.
00:37:59Skadoosh isn't a word.
00:38:00And skablam is?
00:38:06Skablam!
00:38:11I gotta say, you're not like any of the other masters I've met.
00:38:14Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas.
00:38:16No, you're like a good guy.
00:38:18Listen up, the coast is clear.
00:38:20Thieves hit the streets.
00:38:22You too.
00:38:23Out of my sight.
00:38:27Skablam!
00:38:41I know I promised that I'd lead you right to the commode's front door, but...
00:38:44The back door seems a little impractical.
00:38:46I gotta say, Jack, you really are a fox of your word.
00:38:49You know that page 10?
00:38:51One from Master Groomway's page 3 of Heaven and Wisdom.
00:38:54That's a Valiant Beast thing.
00:38:56It's supposed to remind me that every pen holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:39:01Maybe I'll do the same for you.
00:39:07Are you sure you want to do this?
00:39:09As a wise spiritual leader, I said,
00:39:11How may one kick butt if one doesn't seek the butt to kick?
00:39:17You're a real piece of work, you know that?
00:39:19Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:26Ooh.
00:39:29Ooh.
00:39:32Have you seen our son?
00:39:39Sorry.
00:39:40Sorry, sorry.
00:39:41Tell us you've seen our son!
00:39:45Wait, why'd they leave it?
00:39:46He said yes.
00:39:47Hey, look!
00:39:49Who was he?
00:39:50Amazingly.
00:39:51How can you tell?
00:39:52We pens have a different personality.
00:39:54Come on, give me more clues if I can.
00:40:24Where are you?
00:40:55That was close.
00:40:56Look out!
00:41:00Poe!
00:41:01Stand back!
00:41:05Whoa!
00:41:07They're coming! Hurry, help me lift the cage!
00:41:13I'm coming!
00:41:14I'm coming!
00:41:15I'm coming!
00:41:16I'm coming!
00:41:17I'm coming!
00:41:18I'm coming!
00:41:19I'm coming!
00:41:20I'm coming!
00:41:21I'm coming!
00:41:22I'm coming!
00:41:23I'm coming!
00:41:26It's no use.
00:41:27We gotta brace it with something.
00:41:28Here, use my staff.
00:41:29All right, stand back, here I go!
00:41:32Jen!
00:41:35Where are you taking my staff?
00:41:38I think you mean my staff.
00:41:40You gave it to Jen, and now Jen has given it to me.
00:41:43Giving to a game, I believe, is how it works.
00:41:46You were right, Jen.
00:41:47She was and lives and works for Jen.
00:41:49First in all the streets, never trust anyone.
00:41:52I taught her that.
00:41:53Then you thought my apprentice was your friend.
00:41:55Apprentice?
00:41:56She's the one that took you in?
00:41:58Best thing that ever happened to her.
00:42:00We should have seen the little girl's smile before I found her.
00:42:02Mangy and half-starved.
00:42:05Hanging out with those rejects from the Dead of Thieves.
00:42:23She had my fear.
00:42:26Such pretension.
00:42:32So I took her in.
00:42:35I made her what she is today.
00:42:37Stand up straight.
00:42:38Yes, Master.
00:42:39So you went through all of this just to get me to give you the staff of wisdom?
00:42:42Why?
00:42:43I too came from humble beginnings and dreamed of becoming something more.
00:42:49I wanted respect and power.
00:42:50I wanted to be a master of Kung Fu.
00:42:52Say what?
00:42:53I was turned away from every training hall I knew to.
00:42:56They would say I was too small, too lonely.
00:42:59And that Kung Fu was not my destiny.
00:43:02And so I chose a different path.
00:43:04Sorcery.
00:43:06I grew.
00:43:07I excelled.
00:43:09And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.
00:43:12Everything except Kung Fu.
00:43:14Just because I can look like Tai Lung doesn't mean I can fight like him.
00:43:18You see, Po, Kung Fu may be performed by the body,
00:43:22but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
00:43:24And now that I have access to the spirit,
00:43:26you're going to steal Tai Lung's Kung Fu?
00:43:28His and those of every master villain that came before me.
00:43:31And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again.
00:43:35You forgot about me.
00:43:39Don't bother, Po.
00:43:40Those bars are enchanted with some very old and very powerful magic.
00:43:44You need at least ten dragon warriors to get through them.
00:43:47Then I won't go through them.
00:43:49I'll go under them.
00:44:02That's frustrating for all sorts of reasons.
00:44:10Po!
00:44:34Po!
00:44:35Jen?
00:44:36My staff! Get out of the room!
00:44:37I'm so sorry I lied to you.
00:44:39I was just doing what I was told.
00:44:40Apologize later. Right now I have to stop the chameleon.
00:44:42Po!
00:44:43Jen?
00:44:48No!
00:44:54Well done, Jen.
00:44:56You never said you were going to hurt him.
00:44:58What's the second rule of the streets?
00:45:00Someone always gets hurt.
00:45:02Then make sure it's never you.
00:45:04I just wish there had been another way.
00:45:06Third rule of the streets?
00:45:08Third rule?
00:45:09Some people say it's the most important.
00:45:11No one is interested in your feelings.
00:45:15Chop-chop!
00:45:16We have a spirit welcome to Thunder Park.
00:45:18And smile!
00:45:20Nobody likes a grouch.
00:45:21Honestly, kid, I don't know where you think of such big heads.
00:45:39Get off me!
00:45:45Son!
00:45:52No, save me!
00:45:55Hi, son.
00:45:59It's okay. We've got you, Po. We've got you.
00:46:05Okay, okay. It was both our ideas.
00:46:07You followed because we love you.
00:46:08No, you followed because you didn't believe in me.
00:46:11And because we love you?
00:46:13Well, you're right. I screwed up big time.
00:46:17I trusted the wrong person.
00:46:19I gave the stamp of wisdom right to the chameleon.
00:46:24Oh, that wasn't very big of a time to screw up.
00:46:30If only I'd listened to Master Shifu and stayed in the Valley of Peace.
00:46:32The chameleon wouldn't have my stamp and none of this would be happening.
00:46:35He was just so determined to keep things the way they were.
00:46:37Everyone is created to change.
00:46:40Even me.
00:46:41There was a time, not so long ago,
00:46:44when all I wanted to be was the greatest noodle chef in the Valley.
00:46:48So what happened?
00:46:49I became the greatest noodle chef in the Valley.
00:46:51That's true.
00:46:52But I also became a father.
00:46:54And nothing, nothing's ever been the same since.
00:46:57Change doesn't always have to be natural.
00:47:00Why do you think I always change the menu at the restaurant?
00:47:03Because if things stay the same forever,
00:47:05you'll lose the flavor.
00:47:09He's right, Po.
00:47:10Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior.
00:47:12Strong. Brave.
00:47:15Move it!
00:47:18Get that package up there!
00:47:19Come on!
00:47:21You should do that.
00:47:22What do you mean?
00:47:23Move it!
00:47:25Come on!
00:47:26Come on!
00:47:31Don't tell me you were actually starting to become friends with that man.
00:47:34What?
00:47:35No.
00:47:36It's just when we want something, we must use whatever is at our disposal to make it.
00:47:39That's all that man wants.
00:47:41Something to use.
00:47:43Is that why you took me in?
00:47:45So I could help you get what you wanted?
00:47:47You shouldn't have.
00:47:48I took you in because you were clever and worthless and unsentimental, like me.
00:47:53And the day you stop being those things is the day you learn you used to be useful to me.
00:47:58So for both of our sakes, no change.
00:48:06Tonight, when the blood moon rises to its highest point in the night sky,
00:48:10I will open the door to the spirit realm and all of its secrets will be mine!
00:48:15Mine!
00:48:20Does it mean it always rises slowly?
00:48:24I seem to remember it rising faster.
00:48:27No?
00:48:28Just me?
00:48:33It's just for dramatic effect anyway.
00:48:35I think I'm just going to open the spirit realm now.
00:48:46Bring me Tai Lung!
00:48:56Tai Lung?
00:48:58Big fan.
00:48:59Who are you and what are you doing with that staff?
00:49:01This was given to me by an old friend of yours.
00:49:04The Coffee Panda?
00:49:05Poe might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly hand over Wu-Ku-Wei's staff to the likes of you.
00:49:09You say anything about Wu-Ku-Wei?
00:49:16Apparently I misjudged you, Wizard.
00:49:18Now, why have you brought me back?
00:49:20I summoned you here so that you could teach me those legendary Kung Fu moves.
00:49:24I don't share my skills with anyone.
00:49:26It wasn't a request.
00:49:45Tai Lung!
00:50:12Yes! I got it!
00:50:14Tai Lung Nerve Strike!
00:50:15The power and the precision!
00:50:20What have you done to me?
00:50:21All of your Kung Fu is now mine.
00:50:25And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up.
00:50:29Bring me General Kai!
00:50:33Bring me Mr. Osprey!
00:50:37Master Poe!
00:50:45Poe, wait! Please, be reasonable!
00:50:47I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back.
00:50:49No staff is worth your life.
00:50:51As long as I'm still a Dragon Warrior, I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me.
00:51:09Poe! You're alive!
00:51:12Please, I made a mistake.
00:51:14So did I. Trust in me.
00:51:17I'm sorry.
00:51:18Did your master tell you to say that too?
00:51:20She's not my master. I believe it, for good.
00:51:23It's the truth. I was wrong about everything.
00:51:28What are you doing?
00:51:29Stopping you!
00:51:30Get out of my way, Shen.
00:51:32No.
00:51:33Move.
00:51:34You want me to move?
00:51:35Move me.
00:51:36First you betrayed me, and now you want to fight me?
00:51:39Why are you doing this?
00:51:41To stop you from getting killed.
00:52:05What do you care if I get killed or not?
00:52:08No.
00:52:20Please, Poe. You just let me do one thing right.
00:52:27You're not the only one who's mixed up in your choices lately.
00:52:31You're really going to go through with this, aren't you?
00:52:33Afraid so.
00:52:34And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it?
00:52:36I'm afraid not.
00:52:37You can't beat her, you know.
00:52:39You're probably right.
00:52:41But I have to try.
00:52:43Get as far away from this place as you can.
00:52:45How? We should never have let him come here.
00:52:48We are such a terrible father.
00:52:49At least you didn't lie and betray him.
00:52:51Well, that's true. You're worse.
00:52:53I am a terrible friend.
00:52:54Friend?
00:52:55I feel a little generous now.
00:52:57Let's just give up and surrender.
00:52:59We can't let him go in there alone.
00:53:00What can we do? There's just three of us against an army.
00:53:04I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own.
00:53:16Hey, listen up, everybody!
00:53:26The dragon warrior's in trouble.
00:53:28Who?
00:53:29You know, Poe.
00:53:31The panda.
00:53:34No, no. A different panda.
00:53:36I'm his father.
00:53:37I'm also his father.
00:53:38Okay, that doesn't matter.
00:53:39What matters is that my friend's in trouble and he needs my help.
00:53:42So, I need yours.
00:53:43Why should we help you?
00:53:45Because... because...
00:53:47it's the right thing to do.
00:53:52Stop that! Stop! Stop laughing!
00:53:56Look, I know you think it might be too late for a bunch of cheats,
00:53:59thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways,
00:54:02but a good friend once told me,
00:54:03it's never too late to do the right thing.
00:54:05So, what you're saying is,
00:54:07the right thing to do now, the wrong thing to do later.
00:54:10What? No!
00:54:11And with the chameleon out of the way,
00:54:13we can finally do all the wrong we want.
00:54:15I can do this alone.
00:54:16Fundamental point.
00:54:17Violence! Violence! Violence!
00:54:19Are you guys ready to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?
00:54:26Now, you see, the mistake this dragon warrior fellow made
00:54:28was underestimating his opponent.
00:54:29I never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
00:54:31Hey!
00:54:35Now, you see, the mistake this dragon warrior fellow made
00:54:37was trying to out-parry.
00:54:42This place is calling for more guns, I guess.
00:54:44I'm never gonna get to Polentine.
00:54:46You just get to Pol. We'll take care of Polentine.
00:54:48We will?
00:54:49I mean, we will.
00:54:50But how?
00:54:51Just leave that to me.
00:55:02Bitch!
00:55:18General Kai?
00:55:19Lord Shen?
00:55:20Those are all my old nemesises.
00:55:22Nemesis? Nemesai?
00:55:24The chameleon is pulling spirits from the spirit realm
00:55:26and draining us of all our moves.
00:55:28And she's using your staff to do it.
00:55:30I'm here to get it back.
00:55:32Ow, my breath.
00:55:33Um, I'm sorry, do I know you, dude?
00:55:35No, it's Scott.
00:55:37The fire-breathing crocodile?
00:55:39Oh, right, Scott.
00:55:41Mr. Shifu and I were just talking about you.
00:55:43And, uh, who blamed me for the mistake
00:55:46that you made, Mr. Dragon Warrior?
00:55:48I just didn't realize how big a mistake you made until now.
00:55:52Whoa, Tai Lung.
00:55:54I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu,
00:55:57and return you all back to the spirit realm.
00:55:59You'll see.
00:56:00All I see is a broken promise.
00:56:07All right, you bunch of cantankerous komodos.
00:56:11Now, this can go one of two ways.
00:56:13The easy way, in which you surrender willingly
00:56:16for the hard way, where you surrender woundedly.
00:56:20The choice is yours.
00:56:25I'm skinny! I'm skinny!
00:56:28Aah!
00:56:40Thanks, Ping.
00:56:44Run away!
00:56:49Cannonball!
00:56:57Oh, is it too spicy?
00:56:59No, it's got the perfect kick.
00:57:01Shin-sen, that's the secret to my mulberry punch.
00:57:09That panda was right.
00:57:10More violence later is better.
00:57:12Yeah!
00:57:18I believe you have something that belongs to me.
00:57:23Can't you even die right?
00:57:24Can't you even kill wrong?
00:57:26Nope. We're glad you didn't come together.
00:57:28Now, about that staff.
00:57:31Take it.
00:57:32I already have everything I need from it, anyway.
00:57:34I think this was destiny.
00:57:36A final face-off between the little kongfu masters.
00:57:40I like it so many ways.
00:57:42If only I had a dumpling for every time a villain told me how much we had in common.
00:57:45It's true. We've both risen to the highest of heights.
00:57:47It's a shame only one of us can come out undone.
00:57:50It is a shame. For you.
00:57:53Sorcery and kongfu make me unstoppable.
00:57:56And once I dispense with you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to...
00:57:59Every other city and town and village from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
00:58:02Yeah, I know.
00:58:03But, how did you know?
00:58:05I saw it in a vision.
00:58:06Because I'm the Dragon Warrior.
00:58:10For now, at least.
00:58:11But, I've realized that it's probably time for me to change.
00:58:14And so should you.
00:58:16I'm the chameleon. I do nothing but change.
00:58:18Only on the outside.
00:58:19Real change happens from within.
00:58:21And if we're really as alike as you say,
00:58:23then maybe we can both let go of who we were and become something better than we already are.
00:58:27What do you say?
00:58:29I say...
00:58:32Well, I saw that coming.
00:58:35We're very proud of you.
00:58:36You tried it our way.
00:58:37Now, you try it yours.
00:58:39Kick her butt.
00:58:41I'm way ahead of you.
00:58:43Do it. Do it. Do it.
00:58:49Master Elephant's trunk twist!
00:58:53Master Boar's tusks of terror!
00:58:56Master Wolf's fangs of fury!
00:59:01Master Bull's horns of doom!
00:59:05What?
00:59:06Recognize this move?
00:59:09Is that how I sound?
00:59:10I don't sound like that, do I?
00:59:11You didn't learn those skills!
00:59:12You just stole them!
00:59:14Give him a laugh.
00:59:15All right, uppercut!
00:59:16Which one are you rooting for?
00:59:17I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.
00:59:18I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:20Because I am every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:34Whoa, I gotta workshop those heroic entrances.
00:59:36Nah, it was just wrestling.
00:59:39I knew I should have left you to rot in the gutter when you moved along.
00:59:42Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
00:59:51Two against one?
00:59:52Well, no, that doesn't seem fair.
00:59:54I'll have to even the odds.
00:59:57Master Goron!
00:59:59Master Osprey!
01:00:00Master Scorpion!
01:00:02Master Wolf!
01:00:04General Kai!
01:00:05Lord Shed!
01:00:09That is awesome!
01:00:13I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
01:00:30Sand!
01:00:38Help!
01:01:00Help!
01:01:06I thought we were friends.
01:01:08Stand back. I'm gonna kick my butt.
01:01:38Please.
01:02:08Come on, Po. Get out of there.
01:02:09You have to do this.
01:02:10I can't beat the Chameleon.
01:02:11A wise old tortoise once told me that you never know what you can do until you do it.
01:02:14The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and you're here giving me life advice of a tortoise?
01:02:17Be the pit, Shen. Be the pit.
01:02:39And what do you think you're doing?
01:02:40Finishing what Po started.
01:02:41Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you?
01:02:45Don't slouch.
01:02:54You ungrateful little urchin!
01:02:56After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda!
01:03:00Here's for the sheets.
01:03:02Never trust anyone.
01:03:03You can't defeat me. I know all your moves.
01:03:06Not this one.
01:03:07Go.
01:03:08Stir, serve, and scum blast!
01:03:18Second move. Someone always gets hurt.
01:03:21Now that's a cool move.
01:03:22Po, you could've gotten out of that cake any time you wanted. You faker!
01:03:25It's not faking. It's method.
01:03:27Besides, how's a peach ever supposed to become a tree if you never give it the chance to grow?
01:03:34And hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher.
01:03:36But for the last time, the word is...
01:03:44...in this machine.
01:04:06Maybe Oodway was right about you.
01:04:10You aren't completely useless, are you?
01:04:13Oh, yes, thank you so much.
01:04:23That's my son!
01:04:24Our son!
01:04:26I think it's time.
01:04:28He sent us home, panda.
01:04:37No!
01:04:57Jen, do something!
01:04:59Third move. No one's interested in your feelings.
01:05:06I'll see you on the other side, dragon warrior.
01:05:27I packed some food for your time in jail.
01:05:29Let's hope it's not your final meal.
01:05:31Thanks, guys.
01:05:33I was thinking.
01:05:34After I serve my time and I'm a free fox again,
01:05:37maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places that are all the rage.
01:05:39I think you're better suited for a job with a little more room for growth.
01:05:46Jade Palace?
01:05:50Out of all the candidates you choose to train as your worthy successor,
01:05:53you chose the fox?
01:05:54You know when you know.
01:05:55You know?
01:05:56Fine, choose who you want.
01:05:57The thief, the skeptic, the carrot.
01:05:58I don't even know why I bother.
01:05:59I'm going to meditate.
01:06:00Meditate?
01:06:01A lot.
01:06:03Don't worry, he'll come around.
01:06:05Probably.
01:06:06Maybe.
01:06:08Hey, you okay?
01:06:11He's right.
01:06:12What about when he says I'm ready for this?
01:06:14Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen,
01:06:16sometimes the greatest dishes come from the most unlikely ingredients.
01:06:20Hey, that's not bad.
01:06:22Okay, I see you, spiritual leader.
01:06:23Yeah, I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing.
01:06:25One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket.
01:06:28Yeah, maybe you should just take a chicken bite.
01:06:30But I can't buy happiness.
01:06:31You sure can't buy a lot of dumplings.
01:06:33Why does it always come back to dumplings?
01:06:35When life gets you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
01:06:38Wait, Eddie.
01:06:39You can't have your mooncake and then eat it too.
01:06:42Why doesn't he have mooncake and then order maple pudding?
01:06:48Inner peace.
01:06:50Inner peace.
01:06:52Inner peace.
01:06:53Hey, Master Seafood!
01:06:54Look, there's two of us!
01:06:55You're doing great, Jade.
01:06:56You're not breathing with your belly.
01:06:57Are you tired, man?
01:06:58Are you just okay, sir?
01:06:59Are you tired?
01:07:00You don't look like the sort of person who would want a cookie.
01:07:01Ah!
01:07:02Ah!
01:07:05Inner peace.
01:07:07Inner peace.
01:07:09Inner peace.