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My review of all the deaths / kill count from The Final Girls the 2015 horror movie. Complete with my own personal non copyrightable commentary analysis.
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00:00Death number one is Amanda Cartwright. Amanda gets distracted by Maxine when Maxine drops
00:10something on the floor while they are driving home and they get hit. The car flips over.
00:15Maxine survives but her mother Amanda gets killed in the car crash.
00:21Death number two is Hunk. Hunk is all ready to get down and dirty with Mimi. He doesn't see
00:26Billy coming up behind him. For not paying attention he gets his neck snapped by Billy.
00:31Death number three is Mimi. Mimi gets ready for her sexual encounter with Hunk.
00:36She turns around looking for him but Billy has already snapped his neck.
00:40She joins her lover as she gets strangled by Billy breaking her neck.
00:47Death number four is Duncan Michaels. Duncan tries to say that since they are not a part
00:51of the script they have nothing to worry about. He finds out that this is not true. He gets
00:56impaled through the back with a machete by Billy and later completely killed when a car hits him.
01:02Deaths number five to ten are six unnamed bullies. These six bullies made a fatal mistake.
01:07They messed with Billy. They get stabbed to death with a machete by Billy. Death number
01:13eleven is Kurt. Kurt gets killed when his car is crashed into a pole. Death number twelve is Paula.
01:19Paula gets killed when the car her and Kurt were driving explode. Death number thirteen is Tina.
01:24Tina gets decapitated when she accidentally trips on a tripwire sending her headfirst into a bear
01:30trap. Death number fourteen is Blake. Blake gets stabbed in the stomach with a machete by Billy.
01:41Death number fifteen is Gertie Michaels. Gertie along with Vicky Summers has a bookcase slammed
01:46down on her and then she gets stabbed in the back with a machete by Billy. Death number sixteen is
01:52Vicky Summers. Vicky after seeing Gertie get stabbed in the back blows herself up to save her
01:57remaining friends. Number seventeen is Chris Briggs. Chris while trying to get away from Billy gets his
02:11chest slashed open with a machete by Billy. Death number eighteen is Nancy. Nancy decides to
02:17sacrifice herself to save Maxine. She gets stabbed through the back with a machete by Billy.
02:27Death number nineteen is Billy Murphy. Billy in a final confrontation with Maxine
02:33gets decapitated with a machete by Maxine.

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