• 2 months ago
When a narcissistic tattoo artist tries to get a selfie with a world-famous client, his refusal to take no for an answer | dG1fTHVXdExqSWVsM1E
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00:00I represent a client in need of an immediate tattoo.
00:06Fucking hell.
00:07My client is an extremely successful and well-known musician.
00:12You got some murky shit going on.
00:14You are looking after your daughter tomorrow.
00:16I can sense it.
00:17Maybe you're not as brave and honest as I thought you were.
00:21I was wondering...
00:24if I could get...
00:26a selfie.
00:31Yeah, I just don't think that you're, like,
00:32registering how big a deal this is that he's in my shop.
00:35This is gonna be so good for you.
00:37I mean, if that's what you say it is.
00:38What do you mean, if?
00:40Bro, just...
00:41respect enough.
00:42Am I being unreasonable here?
00:43Let it go, Tails.
00:44Trust me.
00:45Everyone thinks you're amazing
00:46because you're rich and you're famous,
00:47but none of it's fucking real!
00:49Because you're not real.
00:50You are tangling with a being from a higher plane.
00:53What, you think he's better than me?
00:54He's better than you.
00:56That's commitment!
00:58Just warning.
00:59That fucking selfie.
01:00Selfie.
01:01That selfie.
01:02Just give me the selfie.
01:03No!
01:04What the fuck am I doing?
01:05I'm fucking...
01:06I mean, we could talk about it if you want.
01:07You are not even a real human being.
01:09I could say the same about you.
01:11Oh, man.
01:13I mean, yeah.
01:14You could.
01:15But...
01:16come on.