A man calls a phone-sex line to curb his loneliness HD
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00:00:00Yes, I'm still on hold.
00:00:06And what was this?
00:00:07I'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway.
00:00:11Ah, the Suffolk Fire Plant.
00:00:13Yeah, it's hard to understand because it says in addition to, but I can't exactly understand in addition to what because there's actually nothing to add it to.
00:00:22I think that's a typo then.
00:00:25Okay, so just to clarify, I'm sorry.
00:00:28Ten purchases of any of your Healthy Choice products equals 500 miles and with the coupon the same purchases would value 1,000 miles?
00:00:36That's it.
00:00:37Do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prize is potentially worth more than the purchases?
00:00:46I don't know.
00:00:52Could I call you back?
00:00:54Could I ask you your extension and your name possibly?
00:00:57It's extension 215 and the name is Carter.
00:01:00Carter.
00:01:02Thank you very much, Carter.
00:01:03All right.
00:01:04Bye.
00:01:22Bye.
00:01:52Bye.
00:02:22You're welcome.
00:02:40I'm not sure what that means.
00:02:41It's a brick or something, what is it?
00:02:43It's a plastic, yeah.
00:02:45But that kind of breaking should be a problem.
00:02:47All right, let me...
00:02:48In the ship you're in.
00:02:49I'll call you first thing tomorrow, and I'm gonna run the numbers, see what's what, I'll give you a call back.
00:02:53Okay, you have my home phone number, right?
00:02:55What's that for?
00:02:57If you wanted to call me.
00:02:59No, I'm fine, I have your work number.
00:03:01Okay, because of the time difference.
00:03:04If you needed to reach me earlier.
00:03:06No, it's fine, I can just get you to your office.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Alright.
00:03:12Bye-bye.
00:03:13Bye-bye.
00:03:19Bye-bye.
00:03:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:49It's all right.
00:04:00Hi.
00:04:02Hi.
00:04:03Do you work at the mechanic?
00:04:05No.
00:04:07They're not open yet.
00:04:08They don't get open until 8 o'clock.
00:04:10Is it okay if I leave my car, you think?
00:04:13I don't know. I don't know.
00:04:15I thought they opened at 7.
00:04:19If I left my car, would it be okay?
00:04:22I don't know how they do it.
00:04:24Do you know them?
00:04:25No, not very well.
00:04:27Can I ask you, could I trust to leave my key with you and give it to you so that when they get here, you could give it to them?
00:04:33Okay, sure.
00:04:42You think it's okay where I've left it, right there?
00:04:44I think it'll be fine. I can watch it.
00:04:47Thanks a lot.
00:04:48Keep an eye on it.
00:04:52There's a piano in the street.
00:04:54Yeah, I...
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help.
00:05:02Maybe I'll see you later when I pick up my car.
00:05:05Okay.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:48Okay.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:48Come on.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:56Okay.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:34Morning, Barry.
00:08:37You okay?
00:08:38Yes.
00:08:39Why are you wearing a suit?
00:08:42I bought one. I thought it would be nice to get dressed for work, and I'm not exactly sure why.
00:08:49May I please show you something?
00:08:51Sure.
00:08:57What's this?
00:09:03I believe this is a small piano.
00:09:06It's not a piano. I got a piano at home.
00:09:08Oh, but you got it...
00:09:11It was dropped in the street.
00:09:15Why is it here?
00:09:19Barry?
00:09:23Barry?
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:44I don't know.
00:10:10$24.48?
00:10:12Absolutely.
00:10:14Minimum of $32.
00:10:16We do back our funders 100%. We do ask for a 30 to 60 day display on the floor.
00:10:21Barry, your sister's on 9-1. Barry, your sister's on 9-1.
00:10:26I don't think they'll be out that long. I can almost guarantee you that.
00:10:29But let me just get this. It's my sister.
00:10:33Not a problem. Not a problem.
00:10:35This is Barry.
00:10:36Hey, it's me. It's Rhonda. Are you going to this goddamn party tonight?
00:10:38Oh, hi, Rhonda. Yes, I am.
00:10:40All right, fine. Bye.
00:10:41Okay. Bye-bye. I'll see you tonight.
00:10:44Sorry about that.
00:10:47I just wanted to tell you fellas that we just received a very large order from the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
00:10:52We will be supplying each and every one of their bathrooms with the Dyson Money Sponger.
00:10:57So these babies are really flying.
00:11:00Barry, your sister's on 9-2. Barry, your sister's on 9-2.
00:11:04With the Aqua Blast, the little zippers, the whales, and the speed boats,
00:11:08we ask for the display to be at eye level for little children.
00:11:12Let me just get that.
00:11:17This is Barry.
00:11:18Hey, it's me. What are you doing?
00:11:19I have some customers here. I can't really chat right now.
00:11:22Chat? Did you just say chat?
00:11:25Yes. I can't talk.
00:11:27You just fucking said chat. That's so... What are you now? Chat?
00:11:31I'm just calling to make sure that you show up at this party tonight.
00:11:35Oh, yes. I will be there.
00:11:36Okay, fine. Then you get to go back to chatting with your precious customers,
00:11:40you fucking phony chatty piece of shit.
00:11:42Okay. All right. Thank you.
00:11:45Sorry about that.
00:11:46I didn't know you had a sister.
00:11:47Yes, I do.
00:11:48I wanted to tell you guys about the new Fungers.
00:11:51We've been working on this, and we have a non-breakable handle, finally.
00:11:56Let me demonstrate it for you.
00:12:00Okay. This is one of the old ones.
00:12:02Do we have a new one around, Lance?
00:12:05Sorry about that.
00:12:07It's a little embarrassing.
00:12:08Um, this is...
00:12:11So how many sisters do you have?
00:12:12I have seven.
00:12:15Yes.
00:12:16They called me because they're having a party tonight, so they're just calling me.
00:12:20Give me two more minutes, okay?
00:12:28This is Gary.
00:12:29Hey, what are you doing?
00:12:30Hi, Kathleen. I'm just working.
00:12:31Are you going to the party tonight?
00:12:32Yes, I am.
00:12:33What are you doing?
00:12:34I'm just working.
00:12:35Yeah, but what are you doing?
00:12:36I'm talking on my phone to you. I'm standing.
00:12:40What time are you going to be there?
00:12:41Seven.
00:12:42You can't be late.
00:12:43I won't.
00:12:44I'm serious.
00:12:45I won't.
00:12:46Seriously.
00:12:47I know.
00:12:48You can't be late.
00:12:49I know.
00:12:50You can't just not show up like you do. You have to go.
00:12:51Seriously.
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:53You can't just stay in your house.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55Yeah, but I'm serious.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:57I'll see you there.
00:12:58See you there.
00:12:59Don't puss out.
00:13:00Okay.
00:13:07Fuck.
00:13:11Fuck.
00:13:37Is her car going to be okay?
00:13:40It's fine.
00:13:42Thanks.
00:13:45Mary, it's your sister.
00:13:49Hi, how are you?
00:13:50Hey, Elizabeth.
00:13:51How's it going?
00:13:52It's going great.
00:13:53Step by, say hello.
00:13:54Terrific.
00:13:55How's it going?
00:13:56So, you're going tonight, right?
00:13:57Yes, I'll be there.
00:13:58Cool.
00:13:59You're going?
00:14:00Yes, I am.
00:14:01Actually, I came by to talk to you about something in particular.
00:14:04There's this girl, this friend of mine from work who I think is really cute and really cool,
00:14:08and I want you to meet her.
00:14:09So, I was thinking about bringing her to the party tonight.
00:14:11What do you think?
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14I don't want to do that.
00:14:17Why?
00:14:18I just, I don't do stuff like that.
00:14:20Well, you don't really do anything.
00:14:23Everybody would be looking at me.
00:14:25So?
00:14:26What's wrong with looking at you?
00:14:27It's a free country.
00:14:28I just feel like I would be a little tense, and I don't think I'd act like myself.
00:14:34Well, that's kind of your fault.
00:14:40There's an outside chance I'm not even coming tonight.
00:14:44Oh, really?
00:14:46Everyone said you were coming.
00:14:48Didn't you tell everybody you were coming?
00:14:49I have to renew my gym membership.
00:14:51Oh, right.
00:14:54Oh, God.
00:14:55Well, that solves everything, actually.
00:14:57If you're not going to come, then I can just bring her.
00:14:59It's not that big of a deal.
00:15:00Oh, well, it'll be fine.
00:15:02Great.
00:15:05Please don't.
00:15:06I'm just trying to be your friend, Barry.
00:15:08Hope you can make it.
00:15:14Remember when Barry used to get all mad?
00:15:16Oh, my God.
00:15:17He freaked out.
00:15:18Ron used to call him gay boy all the time.
00:15:20That's gay boy.
00:15:22He was sliding last door.
00:15:24He threw the hammer sliding last door.
00:15:27He was dead.
00:15:28He kept it in the house.
00:15:30See, they remember when he came home from the hospital, he locked himself in the bathroom with the hammer.
00:15:37Hey, there he is.
00:15:38Hi.
00:15:39Hey, we were just talking about you.
00:15:41Remember when we used to call you gay boy and get all mad?
00:15:44What's that?
00:15:45We used to call you gay boy.
00:15:46Remember, you'd be fine.
00:15:47And then we'd call you gay boy, you'd just freak out.
00:15:50We were calling you gay, and you got so mad, you threw the hammer through the sliding glass door.
00:15:54You remember?
00:15:55I don't remember that.
00:15:56Yes, you do. We were calling you gay boy, and you got so mad.
00:15:59Are you gay now?
00:16:01I don't know.
00:16:03I don't know.
00:16:04We were trying to figure out why you had the hammer in the first place.
00:16:06Why did he have the hammer?
00:16:07Why are you wearing that suit?
00:16:08I don't know.
00:16:09Why do you have the hammer?
00:16:11Are you using that dandruff shampoo I bought you?
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14Barry. Barry. Barry.
00:16:15Why do you have the hammer?
00:16:17Why did I have the hammer?
00:16:19He was building a dog house.
00:16:21Oh, okay, Rhonda.
00:16:22How are you?
00:16:23Happy birthday.
00:16:24It's not funny.
00:16:25Oh, a cake. We have a cake.
00:16:28You got a cake.
00:16:29Hey, I was just thinking about you. Glad you could make it.
00:16:33Mr. Chatty. Hi, Mr. Chatty. You have rice in your hair.
00:16:37Did you say hello to your brother-in-law?
00:16:39No.
00:16:40Hey, Barry. How are you doing?
00:16:41Hi.
00:16:42How are you doing?
00:16:43Good to see you.
00:16:44I saw your car up front. Pretty snazzy.
00:16:46Hey, Barry.
00:16:47Hi.
00:16:48How's it going?
00:16:49Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:50How's it going?
00:16:51How's work?
00:16:53Business is very food. Thank you.
00:16:55What's very food?
00:16:57What's that?
00:16:58You just said very food.
00:17:00Well, I'm sorry. I meant to say very good.
00:17:03Maybe you said food because you're hungry.
00:17:07You know, when you eat.
00:17:08That makes sense.
00:17:14Is your friend here?
00:17:17No.
00:17:18You're off the hook, Barry. You couldn't make it.
00:17:23You nervous?
00:17:24No.
00:17:25You look nervous.
00:17:27I feel very happy.
00:17:28Good.
00:17:29Did you get your gym membership?
00:17:31Tomorrow.
00:17:34Hey, I had a girl in front of me for Barry.
00:17:37He wouldn't let me do it.
00:17:39I'm sorry this girl is going to breach her image.
00:17:41She's totally awesome.
00:17:42We work together, and he said that, uh...
00:17:46Come on, gay boy. It's time to eat.
00:17:48I don't know.
00:17:49He's like...
00:17:50Maybe he's just worried that we're going to get a bunch of shitters.
00:17:53He said he wouldn't come if I arrived.
00:17:55He did?
00:17:56He's such a fucking asshole.
00:17:57Why didn't he listen to me?
00:17:58Well, I don't know.
00:18:00He would have been, like, totally casual.
00:18:03Look at him.
00:18:09What the fuck is your problem?
00:18:11Fucking retard, Barry!
00:18:14I'm sorry about that.
00:18:18Sorry about what I did.
00:18:20It's all right.
00:18:22I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor, right?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:30I don't like myself sometimes.
00:18:36Can you help me?
00:18:40Barry, I'm a dentist.
00:18:43What kind of help do you think I can give you?
00:18:45I know.
00:18:46Maybe you know other doctors.
00:18:49Like a psychiatrist.
00:18:51I just don't have anybody else I can talk to about things,
00:18:54and I understand it's confidential with a doctor.
00:18:58I just don't know how to help you.
00:19:02I understand it's confidential with a doctor.
00:19:06I just don't want my sisters to know, okay?
00:19:10I'm embarrassed about this.
00:19:12Barry, if it's about getting a phone number for a psychiatrist,
00:19:16I can do that.
00:19:17It's not a problem.
00:19:19But what exactly is wrong?
00:19:23I don't know if there is anything wrong
00:19:26because I don't know how other people are.
00:19:30I sometimes cry a lot for no reason.
00:19:38I'm sorry.
00:20:09$1.79.
00:20:13$1.79.
00:20:18$1.79.
00:20:23$1.79.
00:20:28$1.79.
00:20:33$1.79.
00:21:04What am I looking for?
00:21:07What am I looking for, please?
00:21:09Tell me.
00:21:10Talk to me.
00:21:11Talk to me.
00:21:12Talk to me.
00:21:17Pudding.
00:21:33$1.79.
00:21:38$1.79.
00:21:43$1.79.
00:21:48$1.79.
00:21:53$1.79.
00:21:56$1.79.
00:22:02Hi, this is Janice, the operator.
00:22:04Who is this?
00:22:05Hi, how are you doing?
00:22:06Hi, is this your first time calling?
00:22:08Yes, it is.
00:22:09Can I have your credit card number
00:22:10followed by the expiration date?
00:22:12Sure.
00:22:13How much is this anyway?
00:22:16It's $2.99 per minute for the first half hour
00:22:18and $1.99 per minute after that.
00:22:21Okay, and it's confidential?
00:22:23What do you mean?
00:22:25The information I give you, it's private, confidential?
00:22:28Of course, yeah.
00:22:29Would you like to talk to a girl?
00:22:31I can connect you with a beautiful girl
00:22:33if I can just have your credit card number
00:22:35followed by the expiration date.
00:22:37Sure.
00:22:395-1-0-2
00:22:431-7-1-7
00:22:478-1-1-8
00:22:506-5-5-4
00:22:52Expiration 0-5-0-4.
00:22:55And your billing address
00:22:56and the name as it appears on the card.
00:22:581-2-7-4 Moorpark, Sherman Oaks, California
00:23:04Apartment 4, 9-1-4-0-3, zip code.
00:23:10And your name?
00:23:11Barry Egan.
00:23:13And your social security number?
00:23:15What for?
00:23:17It's just for verification
00:23:18through the credit card company.
00:23:22And this is confidential?
00:23:24It's just for us to verify
00:23:25your credit card information.
00:23:27It's completely confidential
00:23:28and it appears on your credit card
00:23:29as D&D Mattress Man.
00:23:31Very good.
00:23:349-1...
00:23:36I'm sorry, 9-1-7
00:23:406-5
00:23:435-0-1-2
00:23:46Okay, so hang on, Barry, all right?
00:23:48Thank you very much.
00:23:56We're all set.
00:23:57Can I have a telephone number,
00:23:58area code first
00:23:59on where we can call you back?
00:24:01Could you possibly just connect me
00:24:03to one of the girls?
00:24:05Well, it's a callback service.
00:24:06A girl will call you back.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09I just was calling to speak
00:24:12with one of the girls.
00:24:13I thought that's how it worked.
00:24:14I'm 8-1-8
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:167-7-5
00:24:17Mm-hmm.
00:24:203-9-9-3
00:24:22Okay, and what kind of a girl
00:24:23would you like to talk to?
00:24:25I don't want anybody
00:24:26to know it's me, though.
00:24:27I don't want them
00:24:28to know my name, okay?
00:24:29Nobody will know your name.
00:24:31Okay, if you could tell
00:24:32my name is Jack.
00:24:33You want her to call you Jack?
00:24:35Sure, I just don't want her
00:24:36to know it's me.
00:24:37Okay, that's fine, Jack.
00:24:39I'm sorry.
00:24:40No problem.
00:24:41So we'll call you right back, okay?
00:24:42Terrific.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:45...ever-increasingly expanding programs.
00:24:51The state funds for special ed students
00:24:55whose numbers are 10%
00:24:57were paid to 10% of the student body.
00:25:00Our numbers are below that limit
00:25:02for elementary students
00:25:04who are having to bear
00:25:05that financial burden.
00:25:07All special ed students
00:25:08above 10%
00:25:09I think this is stranding the district.
00:25:13Hello, this is back.
00:25:15I'm calling for Jack.
00:25:18How you doing?
00:25:20Hi, how are you doing?
00:25:22This is Jack.
00:25:23This is Georgia.
00:25:24Hiya.
00:25:25Hiya, what are you doing tonight?
00:25:27Nothing, what are you doing?
00:25:29I am laying on my bed.
00:25:32Where are you?
00:25:34I'm in my bedroom.
00:25:36No, I mean, what state,
00:25:37what city are you in?
00:25:39I'm in California.
00:25:40Me too, I'm in California.
00:25:42I know you are, baby.
00:25:43I'm in Los Angeles.
00:25:44I'm in Los Angeles too.
00:25:46Well, well, well,
00:25:47maybe we should hook up sometime.
00:25:48What do you think?
00:25:50Are you watching a porno movie, Jack?
00:25:53No, I'm not, Georgia.
00:25:55Do you like porno movies?
00:25:57Sure.
00:25:58Yeah?
00:25:59So, Jack, are you stroking it?
00:26:03No.
00:26:05What are you doing then?
00:26:07I'm talking to you.
00:26:09With your pants off?
00:26:11No, my pants are on.
00:26:14I'm only wearing a T-shirt and panties.
00:26:18Really?
00:26:20Yeah, really.
00:26:21And I'm looking at my shaved pussy in the mirror.
00:26:25Do you want to know what I look like?
00:26:27It doesn't matter.
00:26:28What do you mean it doesn't matter?
00:26:30Well, I have no way of finding out,
00:26:32so it doesn't matter.
00:26:34I'm not lying to you, Jack.
00:26:36I'm about 5'8", 34, 28, 34.
00:26:40My friends say I'm gorgeous.
00:26:42Really?
00:26:43Yeah, really.
00:26:44What about you?
00:26:45That doesn't matter.
00:26:46Yes, it does.
00:26:50You're married, aren't you?
00:26:52No.
00:26:53No? You have a girlfriend?
00:26:55Yes.
00:26:56Oh, where is she?
00:26:58She went out of town.
00:27:02Oh, good, I like that.
00:27:05I'm so horny, Jack. What about you?
00:27:08Sure.
00:27:10Do you like peaches, Jack?
00:27:12They're okay.
00:27:14Well, you'll like them even better because I'm a Georgia peach.
00:27:19Are you jacking off yet, Jack?
00:27:21No, I'm not.
00:27:23Well, do you ever?
00:27:27Sometimes, yeah, when I'm lonely.
00:27:30Well, you don't have to be lonely anymore because you've got me now.
00:27:33You sound very nice and very personable.
00:27:37Very personable, thank you, baby.
00:27:40So what do you do, Barry?
00:27:43I work. I have my own business. I work hard at doing my business.
00:27:48Are you good at your business?
00:27:50Yes.
00:27:51Yeah? So do you do really well? Do you make tons of money?
00:27:57I'm doing pretty good, I think, as a start.
00:28:00I wish I was making more, doing a little bit better, but I can't get over a certain hump.
00:28:05I will. I'll crack something very soon, I think, and really do better.
00:28:10I'd like to diversify.
00:28:12But I'm doing great, I think, as a start.
00:28:15Are you stroking it yet, baby?
00:28:19No, I'm not.
00:28:20Because you're cock-hard.
00:28:22I don't know what it's doing right now.
00:28:25Take your clothes off, Jack.
00:28:28And I want a picture of you laying down with me next to you.
00:28:34And I want you to stroke your cock, okay?
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:42I'm so horny, Barry. I want you.
00:28:56Okay.
00:29:07This is Barry.
00:29:09Hey, what are you doing? How are you?
00:29:11I'm fine. Nothing. How are you?
00:29:13It's me. It's Georgia.
00:29:16How's it going? Good morning.
00:29:18It's okay that I'm calling, right?
00:29:20Sure.
00:29:21I just wanted to call and talk to you and thank you for last night.
00:29:25And just catch you before you went to work and say hey.
00:29:28Well, thank you.
00:29:30I am so tired. I went to bed so late last night.
00:29:34What about you? When did you go to sleep?
00:29:36Not very late.
00:29:38Oh, you're going to work now?
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:41Can I ask you a question?
00:29:43Sure.
00:29:44Remember last night when we were talking, I was telling you about my apartment and my rent?
00:29:49Remember?
00:29:50Mm-hmm.
00:29:51This is so weird and really embarrassing for me.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55But I was wondering if maybe you could help me out with some money.
00:29:59Me?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:02Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I can't afford that.
00:30:06But you don't even know how much it is.
00:30:09How much is it?
00:30:10Like $750, $750.
00:30:13Yeah, no, no, I can't afford that. I'm sorry. Sorry.
00:30:18Seriously.
00:30:19You having trouble? Financial trouble?
00:30:22It's so hard these days. And, yeah, I really need it.
00:30:27Yeah, I just don't have enough money to be able to do that. I'm sorry.
00:30:32I thought you said you had your own business, you know?
00:30:34You said you were going to diversify and all that stuff.
00:30:37Mm-hmm.
00:30:38So you think you can?
00:30:41I'm sorry.
00:30:43Maybe I should call back and talk to your girlfriend.
00:30:46Maybe it'd be better to ask her for the money.
00:30:50It could be really easy, you know, Barry.
00:30:52I have all your information. I have your credit card information.
00:30:55All of your billing stuff.
00:30:56Okay, no, thank you.
00:31:03Morning, Barry.
00:31:04Morning.
00:31:05Hey, what's with all this pudding? What is this?
00:31:07Oh, that's part of a pretty amazing airline promotional giveaway.
00:31:10It's really tremendous.
00:31:11I'm going to start a collection of puddings and coupons
00:31:13and be redeemed for frequent flying miles through Healthy Choice and American Airlines.
00:31:17You going on a trip?
00:31:18No, I'm not, but airline mileage is like a currency these days.
00:31:22You should go on a trip.
00:31:23Yeah, no, thank you.
00:31:25So what do you want me to do with it?
00:31:27Why don't we just leave it there for now, Matt?
00:31:43Ooh.
00:31:49Nice.
00:32:00Ooh.
00:32:13Ooh.
00:32:37Thank you very much. I'm doing well. My name is Barry Egan.
00:32:40Hi.
00:32:41I have a little, um, problem with my MasterCard.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:45I, uh, I, uh, lost it and I found it again and I'm afraid in my losting and finding, I, um, somebody might have used my card or...
00:32:56Okay, what's the account number?
00:32:58Okay, I did punch that in earlier. I'm sorry.
00:33:02I just, I'm nervous about the whole situation. Is there, is there the proper, I don't know, etiquette in this situation?
00:33:07I just want to make sure that no one's spent any money so far unless I'm not, I don't have money to burn.
00:33:12Okay, um, but there's nothing...
00:33:13So I'm, I'm clean for now?
00:33:15Yes, um, everything is fine. Um, now...
00:33:17Yeah, I'm sorry to sound like an addict.
00:33:19That's okay.
00:33:20What's your name?
00:33:21My name is Jeanette.
00:33:22Nice to meet you.
00:33:23Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and cut it up.
00:33:25Okay, that's fine.
00:33:26I'll cut up my card then and, and, and, um, get a new one going, right?
00:33:30Yes, you will.
00:33:31Thanks very much.
00:33:32You're welcome.
00:33:38Fuck.
00:33:51That shouldn't be there, Rico.
00:33:53I don't want to be a dick, but that could hurt somebody. It already did hurt somebody. It hurt me.
00:33:57Let's please move that.
00:34:00Fuck.
00:34:05He's wearing that goddamn suit again. I don't know why he's wearing that suit. He doesn't usually dress like that.
00:34:10That's fine.
00:34:16Hey, what are you doing? Why are you wearing that suit again?
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20Hi.
00:34:21Do you remember me? I left my car yesterday.
00:34:22Yes, I do.
00:34:23This is Lena. She's a good friend of mine from work.
00:34:25We were in the neighborhood and she had to pick up her car and we're getting breakfast before we go in.
00:34:28So, did you want to go? We're gonna go eat. Let's go.
00:34:30Yeah, I can't.
00:34:32Why?
00:34:33I have to work. I have to stay here.
00:34:35Seriously, though. We're going to eat, I said.
00:34:37I'm sorry.
00:34:38It's okay. It's fine.
00:34:39What is that? Are you learning to play the piano?
00:34:41That's not a piano.
00:34:43Lance!
00:34:44Yeah?
00:34:45Remember, we have to call that guy in Toledo.
00:34:47Which guy?
00:34:48I'll tell you later.
00:34:49You don't want to come eat with us?
00:34:50No, I'm better outside, too.
00:34:53What's all that pudding?
00:34:56I don't know. I'm going to talk to him in a second.
00:34:59Let me just get this.
00:35:00What's that pudding, Barry?
00:35:02This is Barry.
00:35:03Hey, baby. I guess we got disconnected before.
00:35:05We got disconnected?
00:35:07How did you get this number? You're calling me at work?
00:35:09You canceled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.
00:35:14Okay, this is making me very uncomfortable.
00:35:17I need help.
00:35:19Should I just ask your girlfriend? Maybe I should just call back and talk to your girlfriend.
00:35:23I don't have a girlfriend.
00:35:24You said you did.
00:35:25I know, but I don't.
00:35:27You lied to me.
00:35:28This is illegal, okay? I'm sorry. I'll call the police.
00:35:31No, you won't.
00:35:34This is a little embarrassing. I'm sorry.
00:35:36I'll go pick him up.
00:35:37Are you sure?
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:39He's being weird. I have no idea why he's being weird and dressed in that suit.
00:35:42It's no fun. It's okay.
00:35:44He's so strange. I don't even know if you really want to go out with him.
00:35:47It's okay. It's all right. I'll come right back. I'll just pay for my car.
00:35:49I'm sorry.
00:35:59Come on, rich boy. I thought we had fun.
00:36:01This isn't cool.
00:36:02You thought it was cool last night.
00:36:03I'm gonna hang up.
00:36:04You have no idea what could happen, you motherfucker.
00:36:06Okay, I just really have to go.
00:36:08What do you think? She's cool, right?
00:36:10Why did you just come by like this?
00:36:12It's not cool?
00:36:13No, it's fine. It's just I feel...
00:36:15Do you think he'll ask her out?
00:36:16I don't know. I don't know. I don't do things like that.
00:36:19You don't do anything. Why are you being scared?
00:36:21I'm not being scared. I just...
00:36:23You're gonna rat on me if I do this.
00:36:25I'm not gonna rag you. Why would I do this just to rag you?
00:36:28Can I ask you a serious question?
00:36:30Did you ask Walter to get you a shrink?
00:36:35Barry, did you ask Walter to get you a shrink?
00:36:37What's the matter with you? Are you okay?
00:36:41He is live.
00:36:42Why?
00:36:44You're being weird again, Steve.
00:36:47We should be going.
00:36:50Yep. No, I have to get something for my car.
00:36:54What guy in Toledo are you talking about?
00:36:56Talking about the guy?
00:36:58I'll come over to you. I'll tell you later.
00:37:00Are you talking about the Ramada Inn?
00:37:03I'll just come over to you in a second.
00:37:06I'm sorry I couldn't come to your sister's birthday party last night.
00:37:09Elizabeth had invited me and I couldn't make it.
00:37:11It's not a problem. Don't worry about it.
00:37:13We had a terrific time, though.
00:37:15It must be weird for you to have so many sisters.
00:37:17No, not at all. It's very nice.
00:37:19Telephone. Very long one.
00:37:21Pardon.
00:37:24This is Barry.
00:37:25Hang up again and see the trouble it's gonna make.
00:37:28What do you mean, thank you?
00:37:30Business is good. You're busy.
00:37:32What do you mean, thank you?
00:37:34Business is good. You're busy.
00:37:35Yeah. Well, not really.
00:37:37I saw a picture of you.
00:37:38Oh, yes?
00:37:40Elizabeth has a picture of you guys, your sisters and you.
00:37:43It's a lot of family. It must be nice.
00:37:45Do you have brothers or sisters?
00:37:47No. I'm the exact opposite.
00:37:50That must be nice. That must be really, really, really...
00:37:52No. It's terrible.
00:37:56What's the pudding for?
00:37:58That's something else.
00:38:00Do you get pancakes?
00:38:01Yes, we are.
00:38:05So where are you guys going to breakfast?
00:38:06How long have you worked with my sister?
00:38:08Six months, maybe five.
00:38:10So you know her.
00:38:11Do you want to check her?
00:38:12Sure.
00:38:14Have you guys heard? Are you okay?
00:38:16We're okay.
00:38:17So what do you do? You do what she does? The same job?
00:38:19The same workplace?
00:38:20I do.
00:38:21But I do mainly field consultations,
00:38:24which is cool, because I get to travel.
00:38:27I'm going to Hawaii on Friday.
00:38:28Hawaii? I was thinking about going there.
00:38:30Really?
00:38:31I was thinking about going there on business.
00:38:33Well, if you're going to go...
00:38:34I'm probably not going to go, though.
00:38:37Oh, that's too bad, because it's so great over there,
00:38:40and if you were there, we could say hello to each other or something.
00:38:43Yes, that would be great, but I'm not exactly sure.
00:38:45I have so much going on here.
00:38:46A lot depends on this thing.
00:38:47If it happens, I won't be able to go,
00:38:49but if it doesn't happen, I might be able to.
00:38:51I can't find the thing in my car.
00:38:52I can't find it, but I can get it and give it to you later.
00:38:55So, are you going to come meet with us?
00:38:57Yeah, I can.
00:38:59Oh, my gosh!
00:39:02It was great to meet you again, to see you again,
00:39:04and to practice with you yesterday.
00:39:06Who's that piano? What is this pudding?
00:39:07I don't know.
00:39:08Why are they here?
00:39:09I have no idea.
00:39:10Call me later, and we can talk about asking Walter for the shrink,
00:39:12and he said you have this crying problem or something.
00:39:14Bye, Barry.
00:39:15Call me later.
00:39:19Obviously, very busy.
00:39:20I don't even know if he has time for a girlfriend.
00:39:23Sorry.
00:39:24Sorry.
00:39:26So, I'll just see you at the restaurant?
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:55I'm going to go and eat tomorrow night.
00:39:57Do you want to go with me?
00:39:59Sure.
00:40:01Do you want to pick me up?
00:40:03Sure.
00:40:05Can I write down my address and phone number for you?
00:40:07Sure.
00:40:14This is funny.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:18Here you go.
00:40:24I didn't ask for a shrink.
00:40:25That must have been somebody else.
00:40:27Also, that pudding isn't mine.
00:40:29Also, I'm wearing a suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning,
00:40:33and I don't have a crying problem.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:42Okay.
00:40:44Hi.
00:40:45Hi.
00:40:46Hi.
00:40:54Hi.
00:41:00This is Barry.
00:41:01You just made a fucking war for yourself that you can't afford.
00:41:12Oh, yeah.
00:41:14How do you know this guy's rich?
00:41:15He said he was going to diversify.
00:41:17Diversify what?
00:41:18His business.
00:41:19And what is his name?
00:41:20Barry Egan.
00:41:22I can take the brothers on this mission?
00:41:23Mm-hmm.
00:41:24We'll do it.
00:41:25Thank you so much.
00:41:39You can't do that. It's wrong.
00:41:47They'll go.
00:41:49Great.
00:41:50I'm only paying two of you guys.
00:41:52That's cool.
00:41:53All right, when can you leave?
00:41:54As soon as you want me to.
00:41:55Yeah, well, I want you to go right away.
00:41:56I think that's best.
00:41:57And I also really need you to check out a car for me down there that this guy's selling.
00:42:04Expenses are your own.
00:42:05I thought Letitia said you were going to cover the expenses.
00:42:07She didn't know what she was talking about.
00:42:08Whatever, man. That's not cool.
00:42:09Look, David, don't.
00:42:10Just seriously.
00:42:11All right?
00:42:12It doesn't make sense if you think about it in a fair deal-like sense, okay?
00:42:14It's business. Seriously.
00:42:15You're dropping your account.
00:42:16All right, $100 for two days' work.
00:42:17That's a lot more than your family's making sitting around your house.
00:42:19All right?
00:42:20I'm serious.
00:42:21I'm serious now.
00:42:22Okay?
00:42:23Please.
00:42:24Now just stop.
00:42:25Keys to the truck.
00:42:26And you got a gas set up.
00:42:27All right, save your seats on that.
00:42:30His address.
00:42:33Yeah, his business address, too, but...
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:39Hit him at his house first.
00:42:42See what this little bad boy businessman is all about.
00:42:45Just fix it, sir.
00:42:48You know, I want to tell you something.
00:42:50I've got to tell you.
00:42:52Oh, no.
00:42:53I saw a picture of you guys, your sisters and you, and...
00:42:58I saw your picture and I really wanted to meet you.
00:43:05I came to drop my car off on purpose to try and meet you.
00:43:11Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:12What, are you lying?
00:43:13No.
00:43:15Oh, my.
00:43:16I thought I should tell you.
00:43:17I didn't want to get too far along going out and be hiding something.
00:43:25Very nice of you to say.
00:43:27Terrific.
00:43:32I was listening to these morning DJs this morning,
00:43:34and they always have couples that call in and talk about their problems,
00:43:38and this DJ Justice, this morning DJ that I really like,
00:43:44and they were talking about pictures,
00:43:46and they were talking about yearbook pictures,
00:43:48and how nobody's happy with the way they look in their pictures,
00:43:50and I just love this guy because he tells it the way it is.
00:43:54He's not a phony.
00:43:56And these guys, and this guy calls up and he's talking about his senior quote,
00:44:01and so DJ Justice says, what was your senior quote?
00:44:04What was so great about it?
00:44:05He says, I stole an ancient proverb.
00:44:07And so he says, okay.
00:44:09And he says, confusion say.
00:44:12Confusion say.
00:44:13And then DJ Justice says, confusion or Confucius?
00:44:17And it was just so comical.
00:44:19DJ Justice just cuts you down to size, you know.
00:44:22That's my favorite part of the show.
00:44:23I laugh.
00:44:24I laugh and laugh even when I'm alone.
00:44:29How's your business going?
00:44:31Do you sell all that pudding?
00:44:36That pudding is not a sales item.
00:44:40Why?
00:44:43It's not for sale.
00:44:46Really?
00:44:48Why's that?
00:44:52I'd rather not say if that's okay.
00:44:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:56Was it like a secret pudding?
00:45:00Let's just keep it between you and I if that's possible.
00:45:04Sure, sure.
00:45:06Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together for this promotion.
00:45:11If you buy any 10 of Healthy Choice products, they will award you 500 frequent flyer miles.
00:45:18Win this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles.
00:45:22So I think they're trying to push their teriyaki chicken, which is $1.79.
00:45:27But I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding.
00:45:33$0.25 a cup.
00:45:35Comes in packages of four.
00:45:38But insanely, the barcodes are on the individual cups.
00:45:44So a quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 for it, that's worth 500 miles.
00:45:51With a coupon it's 1,000 miles.
00:45:54It's a marketing mistake, but I'm taking advantage of it.
00:45:58If you were to spend $3,000,
00:46:01if you were to spend $3,000,
00:46:03that would get you a million frequent flyer miles.
00:46:05You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.
00:46:08So you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flyer miles.
00:46:12I know, yes.
00:46:13That's insane.
00:46:16I'm guessing it was a mistake.
00:46:18But taking advantage of it while it's offered,
00:46:23who knows how long it'll last.
00:46:25Too many people start doing it.
00:46:28Your sister was telling me a pretty funny story about you.
00:46:32When you guys, when you were kids and you were building a ramp for the dog
00:46:38and you threw a hammer through a window,
00:46:40you threw a hammer straight through a sliding glass door.
00:46:43Is that right?
00:46:47I threw a hammer. I don't remember doing that.
00:46:53My sister's a liar.
00:46:56I have to go to the bathroom.
00:47:15Okay, sorry.
00:47:20And the waiter come by yet?
00:47:22Hello.
00:47:23Hi.
00:47:24Hello.
00:47:25Hi.
00:47:26Can I talk to you, sir?
00:47:27Why?
00:47:28I just need you for a second, please.
00:47:30Okay.
00:47:35Sir, the bathroom was just torn apart.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:38Did you do it?
00:47:39No.
00:47:40You didn't just smash up the bathroom?
00:47:42No.
00:47:43Well, who did?
00:47:47I don't know.
00:47:48Sir, your hand is bleeding.
00:47:50I cut myself.
00:47:52How?
00:47:53With my knife.
00:47:56What?
00:47:57What?
00:47:58Sir, your hand is bleeding.
00:48:00I know.
00:48:01I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
00:48:02Yeah, but I didn't do anything.
00:48:04Sir, I've got no way to prove that you smashed up the bathroom.
00:48:06I didn't do that.
00:48:07I didn't.
00:48:08Look, I'm going to have to ask you to go.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:11I didn't do that.
00:48:12I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
00:48:13All right, please don't do this to me.
00:48:14Sir, I'm going to call the police.
00:48:16All right.
00:48:17Can I just stay?
00:48:18Sir, I'm going to crack your fucking head open.
00:48:20Get out of here.
00:48:24We should go.
00:48:25I don't like it here.
00:48:26I'm good.
00:48:27Okay?
00:48:28All right.
00:49:36Okay.
00:49:37Hey, you hit it.
00:49:38You can have it.
00:49:39Good for you.
00:49:40So, um, you know that, um,
00:49:44the harmonium you sent it up in your office?
00:49:54Harmonium.
00:49:57The piano.
00:50:02Did you steal that from the street?
00:50:07What's this?
00:50:10You did, didn't you?
00:50:16Yeah, I did.
00:50:17Why, is it yours?
00:50:18No, it's yours.
00:50:24Um, are you learning to play it?
00:50:28Um, I wouldn't put on any concerts yet.
00:50:34I'm trying.
00:50:36Okay.
00:50:37So, I'm sorry.
00:50:38I don't mean to pry about the pudding and the harmonium and everything, but, um...
00:50:43Not at all.
00:50:44You must travel quite a lot.
00:50:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:48I don't travel.
00:50:54No?
00:50:57You want to take a left just up here?
00:50:59Okay, I'm going to go.
00:51:02Good to see you again.
00:51:04Good to see your face again.
00:51:06Go out with you.
00:51:07I'm going to be around and back in town in a few days.
00:51:09Oh, thanks.
00:51:10But if you come to Hawaii...
00:51:11I don't know.
00:51:12We'll see about that.
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:14Okay, I'll call you when I get back.
00:51:16Okay.
00:51:20Have a good trip.
00:51:22And bye-bye.
00:51:31And bye-bye.
00:51:34And bye-bye.
00:51:36Fucking...
00:51:38And bye-bye, you stupid motherfucker.
00:51:48Are you Barry?
00:51:52Yes.
00:51:53This is for you.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:15This is Barry.
00:52:17It's me. It's Lena.
00:52:21Hi.
00:52:23I just wanted you to know...
00:52:25Whatever you're going or whatever you're doing right now...
00:52:29I want you to know that I wanted to kiss you just then.
00:52:34Really?
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:50Okay.
00:53:21I love you.
00:53:47That was good.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50I'll see you later.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:57I don't freak out very often.
00:54:00What do you mean?
00:54:02No matter what my sister says, okay?
00:54:05I don't know what you mean.
00:54:07But I don't freak out.
00:54:09Okay.
00:54:11Have a good trip.
00:54:19Bye.
00:54:49Fuck!
00:55:20So, I have $500.
00:55:22That's maximum.
00:55:24That's what I can take out in a day.
00:55:26Okay.
00:55:28This is what you get when you're a pervert.
00:55:30You said you'd help somebody out, and you didn't.
00:55:32So we're just going to take this money back to her.
00:55:34And that's that.
00:55:36Okay.
00:55:37But before you guys go, I just wanted to bring up one thing.
00:55:40I said no to Georgia.
00:55:42She wanted the money, and I had to decline...
00:55:45because I don't really have that much.
00:55:47That money I just gave you is actually a lot of money to me.
00:55:4999 cents.
00:55:51So I don't know if this is fair.
00:55:53Wait, whoa, wait, no, no, please.
00:55:55Ow, ow!
00:56:01You want to fuck with who my brothers are saying?
00:56:03You want to fuck with my family?
00:56:05Fuck!
00:56:07Fuck!
00:56:33Help me!
00:56:37Help me!
00:56:39Tom!
00:57:04Where the fuck are you going?
00:57:06We know where you live.
00:57:09Fuck.
00:57:20Hey, Barry, come on in.
00:57:22Hey, Lance, can I talk to you for a second?
00:57:24Sure.
00:57:25Just come on in here.
00:57:28Let's sit.
00:57:36I got in trouble last night.
00:57:38What trouble?
00:57:39I made a phone call.
00:57:59I better get more pudding.
00:58:01Barry Skellborn on line one.
00:58:03Barry Skellborn on line one.
00:58:05This is Barry.
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:10You know what? I'm going to go out of town.
00:58:12I'm going to go out of town for two days.
00:58:14Where are you going, Barry?
00:58:15I have to go to Hawaii.
00:58:16But you can't tell my sister.
00:58:17You're going to Hawaii?
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19That is so wonderful you're going to Hawaii.
00:58:20Just make sure you don't tell my sister.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:23Okay, and I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii.
00:58:25As I just said that out loud, I realize it sounded a little strange, but it's not.
00:58:28So would you like to come with me?
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:31Right now?
00:58:32Barry?
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:35First I saw the teriyaki chicken for $1.79, and then the soup, which made a real deal.
00:58:40But to stumble across the pudding, it's just tremendous.
00:58:43How most people don't look.
00:58:45They don't look at the fine print, Lance.
00:58:47Oh, my.
00:58:49Okay.
00:59:01You can go to places in the world with pudding.
00:59:03That is funny.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:05That's funny.
00:59:22It's going to work.
00:59:24I'm coming.
00:59:25I'm coming.
00:59:26I'm coming.
00:59:27I'm coming.
00:59:28I'm coming.
00:59:29I'm going to get online.
00:59:31Uh-oh.
00:59:33Barry, I'll be online.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:35I'm coming.
00:59:36Okay.
00:59:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:41What do you mean?
00:59:42It doesn't state six to eight weeks anywhere.
00:59:44Sir, it takes that much time to process in order to make sure that it's valid.
00:59:47I had this plan in my mind, okay?
00:59:49I was going to get the pudding today.
00:59:51I could get the pudding over to you today.
00:59:53I'm leaving today.
00:59:54Sir, I've explained this to you before.
00:59:55It takes this much time to process.
00:59:57Well, how am I supposed to know this if you don't tell me this?
01:00:00It's not in your rules and regulations, in the fine print.
01:00:02That's an impossibility for anyone to know this.
01:00:04It takes that much time to process.
01:00:05Okay, I didn't see a six or an eight anywhere.
01:00:07This is bull crap to me.
01:00:09Sir, I can't explain it to you.
01:00:10It takes that much time to process.
01:00:12Hello?
01:00:15Hello?
01:00:19Hello?
01:00:30Hello?
01:00:42All right.
01:00:45The pudding's going to take six to eight weeks to process, so that's not going to work today.
01:00:49I'll take a bath on that today.
01:00:52But here's what I'm going to tell you.
01:00:55Now.
01:00:57The pudding.
01:01:00Okay?
01:01:01Chamberlain.
01:01:02We'll get to the pudding later.
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:04I'm going to go now.
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:06I'll call you from there.
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:08You're running the place until I get back.
01:01:10No, no.
01:01:11Don't tell my sisters anything, okay?
01:01:13All right.
01:01:30It's not working.
01:01:31It's not working.
01:01:32It's not working.
01:01:33It's not working.
01:01:34It's not working.
01:01:35It's not working.
01:01:36It's not working.
01:01:37It's not working.
01:01:38It's not working.
01:01:39It's not working.
01:01:40It's not working.
01:01:41It's not working.
01:01:42It's not working.
01:01:43It's not working.
01:01:44It's not working.
01:01:45It's not working.
01:01:46It's not working.
01:01:47It's not working.
01:01:48It's not working.
01:01:49It's not working.
01:01:50It's not working.
01:01:51It's not working.
01:01:52It's not working.
01:01:53It's not working.
01:01:54It's not working.
01:01:55It's not working.
01:01:56It's not working.
01:01:57It's not working.
01:01:58It's not working.
01:02:00I've never been on a plane before.
01:02:06What was that sound?
01:02:08I don't know.
01:02:29Someone needed me
01:02:36And if it turns out real
01:02:41Hey!
01:02:42Hey, where you wanna go today?
01:02:43Could you take me to where the beaches and the hotels are?
01:02:47And I'm gonna need a phone.
01:02:49He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me
01:02:55Hello?
01:02:57Hey!
01:02:58What are you doing?
01:02:59Nothing, I'm at work.
01:03:01I was wondering, do you remember your friend Lina?
01:03:03Yeah, what about her?
01:03:04Thank you so much!
01:03:05Well, I was wondering if you know where she's staying in Hawaii.
01:03:08Because she forgot her pocketbook at my work.
01:03:11I wanted to get it back to her, make sure she wasn't nervous.
01:03:14Oh my god, I know exactly what you're saying.
01:03:16And you're fucking lying.
01:03:18Did you forget her purse or pocketbook?
01:03:20What do you want her number for?
01:03:22Don't do this to me.
01:03:23What do you want her number for?
01:03:24All I want is her number, can you help me out?
01:03:26Help me why?
01:03:27There's no reason for you to treat me this way.
01:03:29You're killing me!
01:03:30You're killing me with the way you work with me.
01:03:32All I want is her fucking number, that should be god damn good enough for you.
01:03:35Now give me your fucking number!
01:03:37You fucking hear me?
01:03:38I'm sick of this fucking shit!
01:03:40Stop fucking treating me this way and give me your fucking number or I'll fucking kill you!
01:03:43You want that?
01:03:45Aloha, Sheridan Whitekeeper.
01:03:47Hi, yes, Lina Leonard.
01:03:50Okay, one moment.
01:03:57Hello?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:02Is Lina there?
01:04:04Yeah, the wrong room.
01:04:10Aloha, Sheridan Whitekeeper.
01:04:12Hi, yes, I just called.
01:04:14I think I was connected to the wrong room.
01:04:17I'm looking for a Lina Leonard and there shouldn't be a man in that room.
01:04:23One moment, please.
01:04:32Hello?
01:04:35Lina?
01:04:36Yeah?
01:04:37Hi, this is Larry Egan.
01:04:39Aloha!
01:04:43Yeah?
01:04:45I didn't hear you!
01:04:46I just want to know what you're doing, Larry.
01:04:49I'm just calling you. I'm standing in my hotel room.
01:04:52Yeah?
01:04:53Yeah, I'm here on my business trip.
01:04:56Well, let's do something. Do you want to do something for me?
01:04:59Yeah, you don't have a boyfriend or anything, do you?
01:05:02No, what do you mean?
01:05:04I just wanted to know, when's the last time you had a boyfriend?
01:05:08About six months ago, Larry.
01:05:10I just wanted to make sure.
01:05:12When's the last time you had a girlfriend?
01:05:14Were you ever married?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:17Okay. How long were you married for?
01:05:21Do you want to meet me and talk about this stuff?
01:05:23Okay. Where are you from originally?
01:05:26All right.
01:05:56Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum
01:05:59Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
01:06:02Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
01:06:27Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
01:06:38I'm here.
01:06:45Your troubled nights And your wonderful talks
01:06:51Forever in my memory
01:06:57And I recall, as I know you in my heart
01:07:03An angel sweet and a bloody white
01:07:12My whole life is empty without you
01:07:22How is that magic about you?
01:07:27You got me out of my hotel room
01:07:31You came and got me out of my room
01:07:36It's so nice
01:07:41Forever in my memory
01:07:47And I recall, as I know you in my heart
01:07:53An angel sweet and a bloody white
01:08:01My whole life is empty without you
01:08:11How is that magic about you?
01:08:16Magic beside the sea
01:08:22Magic of white kiss
01:08:52Piano solo
01:09:18I'm sorry I forgot to shave
01:09:28Your face is so adorable
01:09:31Your skin and your cheek
01:09:34I want to bite it
01:09:36I want to bite your cheek and chew on it
01:09:39It's so fucking cute
01:09:41I'm looking at your face and I just want to smash it
01:09:49I just want to fucking smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it
01:09:54You're so pretty
01:09:56I want to chew your face and I want to scoop out your eyes
01:10:00I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them
01:10:05Okay
01:10:08This is funny
01:10:12This is nice
01:10:17Hi
01:10:18Hi
01:10:19Hey, so apparently they need to see the new 484s to make sure it works with their OC
01:10:24Okay, and what should I do about Eric?
01:10:26Um, just tell him to call me
01:10:28Okay
01:10:29Okay, so did my brother call you?
01:10:32No
01:10:33I have no idea what he's doing then
01:10:35I'm really sorry that didn't work out
01:10:37No, it's fine
01:10:38I mean you wouldn't want to go out with him anyway
01:10:40Honestly, he's such a freak sometimes
01:10:42Yeah, he did seem a little strange
01:10:45Well, he's not that strange
01:10:47Don't say that
01:10:50Are you alright? I'm sorry
01:10:52I think he's weird, but that's me
01:10:57Okay, um, so should I call you later?
01:11:02That's okay, I'll just see you when you get back here
01:11:04Okay
01:11:05Okay, bye
01:11:14So where'd you have to go?
01:11:16For what?
01:11:18For work
01:11:22I don't have any business here, I came here for you
01:11:32Okay
01:11:50Oh, hello there guy
01:11:52Hi, look, this is bad
01:11:53You have almost reached me, but not quite
01:11:56I'm in the other room shaving my roommate's pussy right now, so I'm a bit distracted
01:12:01But if you leave me your name and your home phone number, area code first, please
01:12:05I'll be sure to call you back as soon as I'm done
01:12:08God, she's so sexy
01:12:10Bye, honey
01:12:11Yes, this is Barry Egan
01:12:13I am calling in regards to what took place the other night
01:12:16Just wanted to tell everybody I know it was not fair what you did to me
01:12:20And I am expecting my money back
01:12:22I realize you have my home phone number
01:12:24I'm away on vacation right now
01:12:25If you guys want to reach me shortly, I will be home
01:12:29And we can discuss how you can return my money
01:12:32Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the police can be contacted and I could do that
01:12:37And I feel like it's warranted
01:12:40So let's figure something out
01:12:43Like I said, I'll be home shortly, give me a call
01:12:47Okay, thank you
01:12:59I'm on my way, I'm on my way
01:13:06How many airplanes have you been on?
01:13:10I think maybe over a hundred
01:13:14That's right, you travel a lot
01:13:17Yeah
01:13:22How much do you travel? Do you travel all the time?
01:13:27I forgot about that
01:13:33Can I come home with you when we get there?
01:13:36Of course
01:13:38Is it okay to ask that?
01:13:44I thought that you were anyways
01:14:27Come here
01:14:49Are you okay?
01:14:51Yes, I'm fine, are you okay?
01:14:53I'm sorry
01:14:54What is this?
01:14:55It's okay, it's okay
01:14:59Follow the pale light with your eyes, okay?
01:15:04People are just crazy in this world, I think
01:15:25Thank you
01:15:45Thank you
01:15:46Bye-bye
01:15:51Yes, what's your name?
01:15:54Oh, his eyes are so strange
01:15:59Hi, this is Janice the operator, who's this?
01:16:01Okay, this is Barry Egan
01:16:03You talked to me, do you remember?
01:16:05No, sweetheart, I don't remember you
01:16:07Cut the crap, lady
01:16:09You said your name was Georgia
01:16:11You said our conversation was confidential
01:16:14And I trusted you
01:16:15And then you called me, you asked me for money
01:16:18Am I right?
01:16:19Am I right?
01:16:22Get your supervisor on the phone
01:16:24Whoever owns that place, I want him on the phone, do you hear me?
01:16:27Okay, can you hang on a second, please?
01:16:29No more phone crap, I'm not kicking around with you
01:16:42Yeah, this is Dean
01:16:44Hey, it's me, this guy from L.A., Barry Egan
01:16:46He's calling on the other line, he's saying all this stuff
01:16:48He wants to talk to his supervisor or whatever
01:16:50What did he say?
01:16:51Nothing
01:16:52I couldn't, sir
01:16:53No, no, no, this is bad
01:16:54Shut up, will you shut up?
01:16:56Okay, sexy, I'm gonna connect you with my supervisor now
01:16:59You're in trouble, honey
01:17:03Who's this?
01:17:04Hello, sir, my name's Barry Egan
01:17:06I called your service the other night
01:17:07Come on, shut the fuck up
01:17:08Oh, what's that?
01:17:09I said calm down and shut the fuck up, what's the problem?
01:17:12The problem is if you give me a chance to explain
01:17:14One of your employees, that girl who I was just speaking with
01:17:17Has been threatening me
01:17:19One of your blonde gentlemen just attacked me
01:17:22And smashed my car
01:17:24And hurt my girl
01:17:26All right, go fuck yourself
01:17:27That shit has nothing to do with me, all right?
01:17:29I run a legitimate business here
01:17:31Listen to me
01:17:33What's your name, sir?
01:17:35Answer me
01:17:36What's your name, asshole?
01:17:37I'm Barry Egan
01:17:39How do I know?
01:17:40You can be anybody, fuckhead
01:17:42You're a bad person, you have no right taking people's confidence in your service
01:17:45You understand me, sir?
01:17:47You're sick
01:17:48Shut up!
01:17:49Shut the fuck up!
01:17:50You have no right to take people's trust
01:17:51Shut up!
01:17:52Will you shut up?
01:17:53Shut up!
01:17:54Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up!
01:17:58Shut up!
01:18:00Now!
01:18:01Are you threatening me, dick?
01:18:03Aren't you?
01:18:04You go fuck yourself!
01:18:12Fuck!
01:18:13Did you just say go fuck myself?
01:18:18Yes, I did
01:18:20That wasn't good!
01:18:21You're dead!
01:18:26Um, is that...
01:18:27Is that the guy in the blue suit?
01:18:30Is he just around the corner?
01:18:32Yes, there's a police officer here who wanted to ask you some questions
01:18:35All right, now the guy who came in with me, is he there?
01:18:38The guy who came in with you?
01:18:39I'm not sure, but we can ask the receptionist to go get him for you
01:18:42He's probably in the waiting room
01:18:43Thanks
01:18:44Okay
01:18:48Fuck!
01:19:16Excuse me
01:19:17Yeah
01:19:18There was a woman in there, a blonde woman
01:19:20Did they move her room?
01:19:22What's her name, sir?
01:19:23Lena Leonard
01:19:25Are you a relative?
01:19:26Yes
01:19:28Just a minute, let me check for you
01:19:30Okay
01:19:33She was discharged this Sunday
01:19:35She was discharged, okay
01:19:48Welcome to Directory Assistance
01:19:51City and State please
01:19:53Somewhere in Utah
01:19:56Thank you
01:20:01What listing?
01:20:03Can I have the listing for D&D Mattress Man?
01:20:18D&D Mattress Man
01:20:31Ow
01:20:37Ow
01:20:48Ow
01:21:14Fuck you
01:21:15Yeah
01:21:16You're a pervert
01:21:19You think you can be a pervert and not pay for it?
01:21:23Don't you say that to me
01:21:25You called a phone second ago
01:21:27Shut up
01:21:30I didn't do anything
01:21:33I'm a nice man
01:21:35I mind my own business
01:21:38So you tell me that's that
01:21:40Before I beat the hell from you
01:21:44I have so much strength in me you have no idea
01:21:52I have a love in my life
01:21:55It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine
01:22:00I would say that's that, Mattress Man
01:22:14You came all the way from L.A. to tell me this?
01:22:18Yes I did
01:22:24You told the cops?
01:22:28No
01:22:33Alright
01:22:37That's that
01:22:44I think if you like it you should get it
01:22:46Now get the fuck out of here pervert
01:22:48Didn't I warn you?
01:22:50That's that
01:23:08Barry are you okay?
01:23:09Yeah
01:23:10What's going on Barry?
01:23:11I'm fine, I'm fine
01:23:13Where you been?
01:23:14I was in Utah but now I'm here and I'll be right back
01:23:19Barry?
01:23:24Where you going?
01:23:41Barry?
01:23:59Lena
01:24:01I'm so sorry
01:24:03I'm so sorry
01:24:05I left you at the hospital
01:24:08I called the phone sex line
01:24:11I called the phone sex line before I met you
01:24:15And four blonde brothers came after me
01:24:19And they hurt you and I'm sorry
01:24:22And then I had to leave again because
01:24:25I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again
01:24:28And I have a lot of pudding
01:24:32And in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed
01:24:37So if you could just give me that much time
01:24:41I think I can get enough mileage
01:24:44To go with you wherever you have to go
01:24:46If you have to travel for your work
01:24:49Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you
01:24:53So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
01:24:57You left me at the hospital
01:24:59I'm sorry
01:25:02You can't do that
01:25:03Okay
01:25:05If you just give me six to eight weeks
01:25:08I can redeem the mileage
01:25:10And I can go with you wherever you have to travel
01:25:40I'm sorry
01:26:10So here we go