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00:02:01That's bad.
00:02:03Getting worse.
00:02:07Come on!
00:02:27Okay, big guy, we're really gonna have to wrap this up.
00:02:40Whee!
00:02:43Again, again! That was fun! Let's do that again!
00:02:46And next time, keep your surf off their turf!
00:02:54I'm late! Ooh, I'm late!
00:02:57It's the Dragon Warrior!
00:02:59Was, is, and always will be!
00:03:01We love you, Dragon Warrior!
00:03:02Aw, and I love you too, adoring fan!
00:03:03Sign my scroll!
00:03:04Sign my hat!
00:03:05Okay, okay, I'll sign whatever you want!
00:03:09Master Shifu! Here, let me just, uh...
00:03:12There, that's, uh, much worse.
00:03:15We have to talk.
00:03:16Absolutely, let's talk. Right after the ceremony!
00:03:19Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:03:21The Staff of Wisdom, given to me by Master Oogway himself.
00:03:25It is said that whoever possesses this staff
00:03:27has the power to travel between the realms.
00:03:29The power to unlock the door to the spirit realm.
00:03:31And now, the power to open
00:03:34the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu!
00:03:39Where the broth has kick
00:03:41and the meat burns in the mouth!
00:03:46Dragon Warrior!
00:03:47Will the Furious Five be here too?
00:03:48Unfortunately, no. They're off on super cool kung fu missions.
00:03:52Tigers is taking on the Free Range Chicken Gang.
00:03:53Monkeys hot on the trail of the missing macaque.
00:03:55Crane was crowned King of the Crocodilians!
00:03:57Long story.
00:03:58Vipers wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses.
00:04:00Is it mongoose?
00:04:01And Mantis, well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his head off.
00:04:06Just because they're not here in person
00:04:07doesn't mean they're not here as life-size cutouts!
00:04:09Now, who wants a picture?
00:04:10Okay, okay, one at a time.
00:04:12Uh, you.
00:04:14My turn, my turn!
00:04:15And then you.
00:04:21He really captured your disapproving scowl.
00:04:22We need to talk.
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00:04:25Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size?
00:04:27Coming!
00:04:30Do you remember the first time you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?
00:04:33How could I forget?
00:04:34I thought I'd never make it to the top.
00:04:35Yes, but you persevered.
00:04:37And once again, destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey.
00:04:40Next step?
00:04:41What are you talking about? I've already taken all the steps.
00:04:43Haven't I?
00:04:44It is time for you to choose your successor.
00:04:46Successor for what?
00:04:47A successor to be the next Dragon Warrior.
00:04:49Oh, yeah, I get it.
00:04:51Funny, because I'm the Dragon Warrior.
00:04:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
00:04:57You mean I'm not going to be the Dragon Warrior anymore?
00:04:59Exactly.
00:05:00Then what am I going to be?
00:05:01Once a successor is chosen, you will advance to the highest level in all of Kung Fu.
00:05:05Spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace.
00:05:08Whoa!
00:05:10I don't know what that means.
00:05:11It's just like Master Oogway before you.
00:05:13You will oversee the Valley, passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.
00:05:17Look, I appreciate the promotion.
00:05:18I think I'm just going to stick with the whole Dragon Warrior thing.
00:05:21Dragon Warrior thing? What is it you're holding?
00:05:24A cookie.
00:05:25Other hand?
00:05:26The Staff of Wisdom.
00:05:27It was given to you by Master Oogway.
00:05:28Did you really think it was so you could open a restaurant or post pictures?
00:05:31He wasn't super specific.
00:05:33Oogway entrusted you with that staff so you could follow in his footsteps
00:05:36and become something better than you already are.
00:05:39You take it.
00:05:40No, Oogway did not give it to me.
00:05:42Being the next Oogway is not my destiny, which I have accepted and at peace with.
00:05:45Really? It's fine.
00:05:46You don't sound fine.
00:05:47You don't sound fine. I'm very fine.
00:05:48Okay, okay, you're fine.
00:05:49This is an honor.
00:05:50Oogway chose you as his successor, and now you must choose yours.
00:05:53Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at, and now you want to just take it away from me?
00:05:57No one's taking anything away, Po.
00:05:59Who you are will always be a part of what you become.
00:06:01Yeah, but where's the skadoosh?
00:06:02You know what I mean?
00:06:03The Shashaburi!
00:06:04I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.
00:06:08All I know are two things.
00:06:09Kicking butt and taking names.
00:06:12And if I'm being completely honest, I'm not even that good at the name-taking.
00:06:14Like, who's that fire-breathing crocodile?
00:06:16I want to say Steve.
00:06:17You were chosen to bring peace to the valley, and there are other ways to bring peace than simply kicking butt.
00:06:23Well, sure, but not any fun ones.
00:06:25Please!
00:06:26Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.
00:06:27It's who I am!
00:06:28Not anymore.
00:06:29The Valley of Peace needs a spiritual leader, and Master Oogway chose you.
00:06:32We'll start interviewing candidates first thing tomorrow morning.
00:06:35Candidates? What candidates?
00:06:38Fire! Fire!
00:06:45Awesome!
00:06:52No way!
00:06:58Skadoosh!
00:06:59Fantastic pose.
00:07:08Woohoo! Nice!
00:07:11Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior.
00:07:22So many great candidates.
00:07:24I'm gonna let the finger decide.
00:07:27Wait.
00:07:28Whoa.
00:07:29What is happening?
00:07:31The Dragon Warrior! It's me!
00:07:37Like it or not, Po, you have to choose a successor.
00:07:40Nothing about them says dragon or warrior.
00:07:43You will know when you know.
00:07:44How do I know when I know?
00:07:46You know?
00:07:47When I'm conflicted, I come here to ask the universe for answers, just as Oogway did before me.
00:07:52I'm not conflicted. I'm just not ready for a next step.
00:07:54What is that you're holding?
00:07:55The Staff of Wisdom.
00:07:56Other hand.
00:07:57A chewed-up peach pit?
00:07:58Exactly.
00:07:59Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:08:03How is this gonna help me find answers?
00:08:05Don't ask me.
00:08:06Ask the universe.
00:08:07Be the pit, Po.
00:08:08Be the pit.
00:08:12Yeah, there we go.
00:08:13All right, universe.
00:08:15Give me some guidance.
00:08:18Inner peace.
00:08:19Inner peace.
00:08:21Inner peace.
00:08:23Dinner, please.
00:08:24Dinner with peas.
00:08:26Snow peas?
00:08:27In a sesame soy glaze.
00:08:30Inner peace.
00:08:31Inner peace.
00:08:32Inner peace.
00:08:35This is not working at all.
00:08:36Maybe focus on your breathing.
00:08:38I'm trying, but it's kind of hard when you keep talking to me.
00:08:40Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it.
00:08:42Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here.
00:08:44Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice, then who are you?
00:08:46Uh, I'm Po's inner inner voice?
00:08:48How many voices do I have in there?
00:08:49You do not want to know.
00:08:50This dirt is itchy.
00:08:51I just love coming here.
00:08:52What am I gonna be?
00:08:53Are we alone in the universe?
00:08:54You guys thought it was awesome, right?
00:08:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:03Universe?
00:09:06Is that you?
00:09:21Attention, mysterious figure.
00:09:23The Dragon Warrior is here to perform justice.
00:09:29I know you're in here.
00:09:30Just a matter of time before I find you.
00:09:41You can't hide from justice forever.
00:09:47The Dagger of Denghua.
00:09:49You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that.
00:09:51But I can't give you that. Give it back.
00:09:53If you insist.
00:10:01Oh, no. He's got a walking stick.
00:10:03What are you gonna do, stroll me to death?
00:10:04This stick is not for the strolling.
00:10:06It's the Staff of Wisdom.
00:10:07The Dragon Warrior's gonna be mad when he finds out you took his stick.
00:10:09I am the Dragon Warrior.
00:10:11I'm just gonna say, nothing about you says dragon or warrior.
00:10:30How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes!
00:10:32Who's desecrating what now?
00:10:34Master Ostrich's egg!
00:10:35Oops, my bad.
00:10:37Destructible Chain Hammer of Master Penguin!
00:10:39Whoopsies.
00:10:50The Urn of Whispering Warriors, which I've already broken.
00:10:53Twice!
00:10:54Why would you keep an Urn of Souls?
00:10:56Feels kind of creepy.
00:10:58Are you doing okay there, big guy?
00:11:00You're looking a little tired.
00:11:01I've never felt more awake!
00:11:05The Warhammer of Master Chipmunk?
00:11:09You're gonna pay for that!
00:11:13Hello?
00:11:22You faker!
00:11:23It's not faking. It's called method.
00:11:25Catch you later, panda!
00:11:27No!
00:11:33I think I'll catch you now!
00:11:51Told ya!
00:11:52You got me.
00:11:53Oh, great and powerful dumpling warrior.
00:11:55That's Dragon Warrior!
00:11:58Let go of me!
00:11:59Just tell me one thing.
00:12:00How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior?
00:12:02That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace prison.
00:12:05Valley of Peace prison?
00:12:06Sounds like a daycare.
00:12:07It is a daycare on the weekends.
00:12:09But it's also a prison.
00:12:10There he is!
00:12:11Dragon Warrior!
00:12:12Tai Lung has returned!
00:12:13Tai Lung has returned?
00:12:14He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry!
00:12:16He's supposed to be in the Spirit Room.
00:12:17Well, he's back!
00:12:18He said that he's not going to stop until the Valley of Peace falls and the Dragon Warrior bows before him!
00:12:22He's back!
00:12:23Please, you gotta do something!
00:12:24Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve.
00:12:27Well, you know what they say.
00:12:29Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
00:12:48Every step leaves a footprint.
00:12:51No matter how small.
00:12:57Very clever, Fox.
00:12:58You know something.
00:12:59Maybe I do.
00:13:00Maybe I don't.
00:13:01Okay, I do.
00:13:02I really, really do.
00:13:03Tell me.
00:13:04And why should I?
00:13:05I mean, what's in it for me?
00:13:06The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing.
00:13:07You're adorable.
00:13:08No one ever told you that.
00:13:09And I don't mean just in like a cuddly sense.
00:13:10I don't have time for games!
00:13:11Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace!
00:13:13Maybe.
00:13:14Or, maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung.
00:13:16Wait.
00:13:17She?
00:13:18The Empress of Disguise.
00:13:19Capable of taking any form.
00:13:21Mimicking any shape.
00:13:22The Master of Deception.
00:13:23The Lizard of Lies with the glowing teal eyes.
00:13:25I'm talking about...
00:13:26The Chameleon.
00:13:30This is kind of a private conversation.
00:13:32Who's the Chameleon?
00:13:33Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress.
00:13:35So she's shape-shifted into Tai Lung!
00:13:37But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace?
00:13:39These are good questions.
00:13:40You should ask her.
00:13:41You're right.
00:13:42How do I find this...
00:13:43The Chameleon?
00:13:44She isn't someone who can be found.
00:13:45At least not without someone...
00:13:47In the know.
00:13:48And how do I find someone in the know?
00:13:50No.
00:13:51It's me.
00:13:52It's obviously it's me.
00:13:53I'm in the know.
00:13:54Forget it.
00:13:55I'll find her on my own.
00:13:56Good luck.
00:13:57After all, how hard can it be to find someone who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere?
00:14:03Fine.
00:14:04You lead me to the Chameleon,
00:14:05and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence.
00:14:07Deal.
00:14:10What do you think you're doing?
00:14:11There's this shape-shifting sorceress on the loose.
00:14:14That's the job for the Furious Five.
00:14:15Well, they're not here!
00:14:16And someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
00:14:18Look, I know that change is difficult and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior,
00:14:21but your job is finding a successor.
00:14:23The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
00:14:24Mind your own business, squirrel.
00:14:26Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
00:14:27I'm a red panda.
00:14:29You know what?
00:14:30I love that for you.
00:14:31Po, this is your decision,
00:14:32but I think you know what choice Master Wu Wei would want you to make.
00:14:40Thanks for the free stay!
00:14:41What are you doing?
00:14:42A little tag for a daycare.
00:14:43Not bad for a day.
00:14:44Where is she going?
00:14:45Don't worry.
00:14:46I'll have her back before you even know she was gone.
00:14:47You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring all...
00:14:50Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure.
00:14:52I'll be back soon.
00:14:53Tell my dads I love them.
00:14:54I can't hear you anymore.
00:14:55Bye!
00:14:58Yeah!
00:14:59It sure is good to be a free fox again.
00:15:01That's a good back scratcher.
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:03So does this really unlock the door to the spirit realm?
00:15:05It doesn't work like that.
00:15:06It has to be given in order to gain its powers.
00:15:08Gotcha.
00:15:09Given to gain.
00:15:10So, uh, can I have it?
00:15:11No!
00:15:12What do you take me for?
00:15:13An easy mark.
00:15:14Someone who's easy to steal from.
00:15:15Usually because they're generous and too trusting.
00:15:17Like you.
00:15:18Aw, thank you.
00:15:20Hiya!
00:15:21The chameleon is a monster with an appetite of a thousand predators.
00:15:24And her favorite food is panda.
00:15:26This chameleon, Perica, has magical powers.
00:15:29If you say her name three times, she'll take you away in a night!
00:15:32Ahh!
00:15:33Chameleons can shapeshift to look like anything.
00:15:35Even you.
00:15:36Or you.
00:15:40Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
00:15:42Poe's going to take down an evil sorceress?
00:15:44The, the chameleon?
00:15:46Well, a dragon warrior's work is never done.
00:15:48Li, I'm thinking Poe teaming up with a convicted felon to take down an evil sorceress
00:15:52wasn't such a great idea.
00:15:54Relax.
00:15:55Poe has faced demons, demigods, and everything else in between.
00:15:58He's always come out on top.
00:15:59And you're right.
00:16:00You're right.
00:16:01But what if you're wrong?
00:16:02Calm down, Ping.
00:16:04How bad can one evil sorceress be?
00:16:08Who is she to summon us?
00:16:10Classic power move.
00:16:11We're the heads of Juniper City's most prominent crime families.
00:16:13She's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt.
00:16:16You left out the evil sorceress part.
00:16:18We used to run the city.
00:16:19Now we pay her half the money we swindled.
00:16:21It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
00:16:23Yeah, but what can we do?
00:16:25Together, we can take her down.
00:16:27Are you nuts?
00:16:28She's a shapeshifter.
00:16:29She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea.
00:16:34For all we know, you're the chameleon.
00:16:36Or you're the chameleon.
00:16:37Or maybe.
00:16:38Oh, no.
00:16:39Maybe.
00:16:40I'm the chameleon.
00:16:41I said don't say it!
00:16:48We obviously spoke out of turn.
00:16:50Sorry, chameleon.
00:16:51No, no, don't apologize.
00:16:52You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak.
00:16:56So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed.
00:16:59Especially when the one doing the squeezing is just a bug-eyed, power-hungry...
00:17:04What's the rest?
00:17:05Reptilian runt.
00:17:06Reptilian runt.
00:17:07Well, this reptilian runt wants more.
00:17:10You already have the city.
00:17:12What else could you possibly want?
00:17:13I have something special in mind.
00:17:15I am very close to achieving it.
00:17:17As close as the blood moon.
00:17:19But the blood moon is two nights away.
00:17:21So little time, so many expenses.
00:17:23Which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute to 60%.
00:17:27No!
00:17:32What was that now?
00:17:33I mean no disrespect.
00:17:36Don't worry.
00:17:37I forgive you for the impudence and the backstabbing
00:17:42and the blatant disrespect you've shown me.
00:17:45I forgive.
00:17:47But I never forget.
00:17:49You might say I have the memory...
00:17:51Oh, don't say it!
00:17:52...of an elephant.
00:18:06You think I've pushed you too far?
00:18:09Then you, my friend, can begin to fathom
00:18:12just how far I can push.
00:18:20I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
00:18:26Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?
00:18:27Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
00:18:29But it does take the occasional time out for snackage.
00:18:31Wanna split my almond cookie?
00:18:33You're just gonna give me half of your cookie
00:18:35out of the goodness of your heart?
00:18:36Mm-hmm.
00:18:37What's the catch? The rub, the bamboozle.
00:18:38The bam-whattle?
00:18:39You know, the fleece, the ruck, the flim-flam.
00:18:40Do you want the cookie or not?
00:18:44I got my eye on you.
00:18:47How much farther is it to this, the chameleon?
00:18:49Just a little farther.
00:18:52Ah!
00:19:02Lee, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
00:19:05Well, I-I-I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising.
00:19:08Oh, Pooh, you are just as worried as I am.
00:19:10All right, all right.
00:19:11I know pandas come across as calm, gentle, and chill,
00:19:13but the truth is, I'm kind of freaking out!
00:19:16So am I!
00:19:17Pooh isn't too calm, gentle, and chill
00:19:19in the face of shapeshifting sorcerers.
00:19:21What if he's captured?
00:19:22What if he's tortured?
00:19:23Huh?
00:19:24Or maybe...
00:19:25Okay, okay.
00:19:27Maybe Pooh has finally met his match,
00:19:29but there's still something that he has that the chameleon does not.
00:19:32What's that?
00:19:33Us.
00:19:34Now, let's go find our son.
00:19:36Pooh's okay?
00:19:37You know, Lee, a wise goose once said,
00:19:39worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster.
00:19:42Who was that?
00:19:43Me, of course. I was the wise goose.
00:19:46Whoa!
00:19:48That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
00:19:50That's no village.
00:19:51That's Juniper City.
00:19:53That's where I'll find the chameleon, huh?
00:19:54Just a boat ride away.
00:19:55And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.
00:19:57Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
00:19:59For the right price.
00:20:00Those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go.
00:20:02Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount.
00:20:04No stealing.
00:20:06The Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:08Sounds inviting.
00:20:13Anybody lose a rabbit?
00:20:19Drive faster!
00:20:22Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:24Have fun just a ride.
00:20:25Maybe you can get us some food.
00:20:27And stay out of trouble.
00:20:30Hey, what you guys playing?
00:20:31Ah, chums.
00:20:32And the stakes are high.
00:20:34Can I play?
00:20:35Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
00:20:36because I'm very beginning.
00:20:39Hey there.
00:20:40What can I get you?
00:20:41A boat ride to Juniper City.
00:20:42Ask this guy.
00:20:45Who's he?
00:20:46He's the captain.
00:20:47Thanks.
00:20:51Oh, I win again.
00:20:52Beginner's luck, I guess.
00:20:53Never played before.
00:20:54I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?
00:20:56I would like to speak to the manager, please.
00:20:58I am the manager.
00:21:00I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
00:21:01but I won't carry anything illegal.
00:21:03I don't want any trouble.
00:21:05Trouble runs from me.
00:21:06Then you'll cost you double.
00:21:07I'm confused.
00:21:08Should I have said that I like trouble?
00:21:09In that case, it'll cost you triple.
00:21:11Maybe we can go back to the double price.
00:21:15You got a deal.
00:21:16Great.
00:21:17Do I shake his hand or your hand?
00:21:19Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
00:21:20Yes, everything.
00:21:21Again, except for the broth.
00:21:22It was very bland.
00:21:23Keep stirring!
00:21:26Whoa, one of everything is my go-to order.
00:21:28But how did you pay for this?
00:21:29Legally, lawfully, fair and square.
00:21:31I'm proud of you.
00:21:41Oh, wow, look at the time.
00:21:42Remember when we had to do that thing
00:21:43down by the place with that guy?
00:21:44Did you actually think you could
00:21:46drift a meal out of me?
00:21:48There's gotta be some sort of misunderstanding here.
00:21:52And apparently I'm the one misunderstanding.
00:21:54Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too.
00:21:56I'm only hungry for...
00:21:58Dumplings?
00:21:59Benjets.
00:22:00Well, then, come and get it.
00:22:01No, no, no, no, no!
00:22:02Don't come and get it!
00:22:03Destroy them!
00:22:14I got it!
00:22:23There you go.
00:22:25All better.
00:22:27Come on!
00:22:28Gotcha.
00:22:29Keep stirring!
00:22:45Whoa!
00:22:53I'll take that.
00:22:56Think this belongs to you?
00:23:08No stealing!
00:23:10No, no, no, no, no!
00:23:13Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that.
00:23:15It's never too late to do the right thing.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Get them!
00:23:33Whoa, nice move.
00:23:34You gotta teach me that.
00:23:35You die, Ganga!
00:23:40Yeah!
00:23:52Who designed the tavern on the cliff?
00:23:54I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings.
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:58Uh-oh.
00:24:03They'll have...
00:24:09Whoa!
00:24:14Not that I'm worried, but...
00:24:15What if the chameleon knows we're coming?
00:24:17She could be anywhere.
00:24:18Anywhere?
00:24:19Lee, would you please show a little backbone?
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22The bravery was never really my special.
00:24:24You don't have to be brave.
00:24:26You just have to act brave.
00:24:28Act brave.
00:24:29Got it.
00:24:32Lee!
00:24:34Hold on!
00:24:35Hold me, please!
00:24:36Stop looking at me!
00:24:37Please, no!
00:24:38I'm too young!
00:24:43How was that for acting brave?
00:24:45Keep working on it.
00:24:50Juniper City.
00:24:51It's gonna be great to be back home again.
00:24:53Does your family live there, too?
00:24:54They would, if I had a family.
00:24:56It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city.
00:24:59So I had to survive any way I could.
00:25:02Griffing, shilling, gaffing.
00:25:04Stop running!
00:25:05Stop running!
00:25:09Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I.
00:25:11Well, I mean, I was.
00:25:12My goose dad adopted me,
00:25:13and then later my panda dad found me.
00:25:15Goose dads, panda dads.
00:25:17Guess it takes all kinds.
00:25:18Right, Mom?
00:25:20Then, one day, a local took me in,
00:25:22put a roof over my head,
00:25:23gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.
00:25:25After that, I was never alone again.
00:25:27I guess we both got lucky.
00:25:28I guess.
00:25:29Hey, tell me something.
00:25:30Back in the Valley of Geese...
00:25:31Cease.
00:25:32What did that angry little squirrel mean...
00:25:33Red panda.
00:25:34...when he said you had to find your successor?
00:25:36Now that I'm supposed to become spiritual leader,
00:25:38I have to find a worthy successor
00:25:39to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
00:25:40Once you're on top,
00:25:41that's where you want to stay, right?
00:25:42No, it's just that...
00:25:43What do I know about being a spiritual leader?
00:25:44I can't even come up with
00:25:45one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
00:25:46Life's greatest enemy is...
00:25:48Uh, I don't know.
00:25:49Stairs?
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:51Everyone knows
00:25:52life's greatest enemy is time.
00:25:54I guess it's just easier
00:25:55to hold on to the life you know
00:25:56than move on to the one you don't.
00:25:58Hey, that was pretty good.
00:25:59Yeah, maybe she should be
00:26:01the spiritual leader of the Valley of Geese.
00:26:03Oh, that guy.
00:26:04He drinks like a fish.
00:26:05Should he be driving?
00:26:27We've come to pay tribute
00:26:28as you requested.
00:26:29Looks a little weird.
00:26:31Go back out and get me more.
00:26:32More?
00:26:33But, but, Chameleon!
00:26:34Go, before I toss you down
00:26:35another flight of stairs.
00:26:39At last, my destiny approaches.
00:26:45I'll expand my rule
00:26:46from Juniper City
00:26:47to every city and town and village,
00:26:49from here to the Valley of Peace,
00:26:51and beyond!
00:26:56They will all know the name
00:26:58They will all know the name
00:27:00of the Chameleon!
00:27:02Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:27:03Ah!
00:27:04Shin, I had a vision.
00:27:05I saw the Chameleon.
00:27:06She's gonna take over cities and towns
00:27:08in the Valley of Peace.
00:27:09A vision?
00:27:10While you were asleep.
00:27:11I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
00:27:12Not a dream!
00:27:13A vision.
00:27:14Either I had a bad dumpling
00:27:15before I went to sleep,
00:27:16or it's a dragon warrior thing.
00:27:17We gotta get to the Chameleon
00:27:18and take her down!
00:27:19Well, then, you're in luck.
00:27:20Welcome to Juniper City.
00:27:23Whoa!
00:27:26This is the place
00:27:27where you can be whatever you want to be,
00:27:29do whatever you want to do,
00:27:30and steal whatever you want to steal.
00:27:33If that's your thing.
00:27:34And hop!
00:27:37Whoa!
00:27:38That came out of nowhere.
00:27:40Whoa!
00:27:41That came out of nowhere.
00:27:52Whoa!
00:27:53Sorry!
00:27:54Out of the way!
00:27:55I've never seen so much traffic before.
00:27:57You don't have rush hour
00:27:58in the Valley of Peace?
00:27:59No one's ever in that much of a rush.
00:28:02Come on!
00:28:03Come on!
00:28:07Well, it sure is good to be home again.
00:28:09The sights, the sounds.
00:28:11The smells.
00:28:16It's a wonton wonderland!
00:28:21Yeah!
00:28:24Ho!
00:28:25Ho!
00:28:26Focus!
00:28:27This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen!
00:28:29I used to feel the same way
00:28:30until the Chameleon got her claws into it.
00:28:33Let's go!
00:28:40Tonight, we take down the Chameleon.
00:28:42Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks
00:28:45as she dominates the city.
00:28:46Is she lurking in that villainous tower
00:28:47dominating the city?
00:28:50How'd you know?
00:28:51Eh, not my first time taking down a villain.
00:28:52Let's keep moving.
00:28:53Hey, Jen!
00:28:54Hey, Jen!
00:28:55What time is it?
00:28:56How you doing, Jen?
00:28:57Wow, you're quite the local celeb.
00:28:58Yeah, well, let's just say
00:28:59a face like mine is hard to forget.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03You're a wanted criminal?
00:29:04You sound surprised.
00:29:05Is it surprising?
00:29:06I don't think this is surprising.
00:29:07You never mentioned you were wanted.
00:29:08Don't worry.
00:29:09The law has better things to do to look for me.
00:29:11Hey, Fox.
00:29:12We've been looking for you.
00:29:13Must be a slow work week.
00:29:14I'll handle this.
00:29:15Morning, officers.
00:29:16Dragon Warrior here.
00:29:17The Fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz.
00:29:20Dragon who?
00:29:21Warrior what?
00:29:22Dragon Warrior.
00:29:23Anyone?
00:29:24Nothing?
00:29:25Perhaps you know me better as...
00:29:27the Kung Fu Panda!
00:29:28Kung Fu Panda!
00:29:30Wait, wait!
00:29:33Oh, come on!
00:29:34Okay, so we tried it your way.
00:29:36Now we try it mine.
00:29:38Wait, what's your where?
00:29:42Sorry!
00:29:44Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:29:46You can't run away from the law.
00:29:47You're a wanted criminal!
00:29:48Yeah, well, it looks like I'm not the only one.
00:29:50City life really is fast-paced.
00:29:52We gotta get out of here before they call for...
00:29:55backup.
00:29:59That's a lot of bull!
00:30:00Run!
00:30:07Let go, let go!
00:30:29Help!
00:30:42Let go!
00:30:48I'm falling!
00:30:49Very slowly.
00:30:51Slowly!
00:30:59No!
00:31:03Sorry!
00:31:24There they are!
00:31:26We don't have time for a drunk solo!
00:31:29We're trapped!
00:31:40It isn't much farther now.
00:31:41We say that, but it's always so much farther.
00:31:46What is this place?
00:31:47Homes, you know.
00:31:48Some of the best crooks and criminals...
00:31:50all of Juniper City would be.
00:31:53Careful, these guys will steal your pants right off you.
00:31:58Uh-oh.
00:31:59Now, you kids be careful of those fireworks.
00:32:17So, you're friends with all these people?
00:32:19They're practically family.
00:32:20Shit!
00:32:25Oh, is that really you?
00:32:27Ah, my old mentor.
00:32:28I always knew someday you'll find your way home back to the dead.
00:32:31And when you did...
00:32:33I'm sure to give you a proper homecoming.
00:32:36Family, huh?
00:32:37More like distant cousins.
00:32:38All right, how should we do this?
00:32:39Quick and painless?
00:32:40Or slow and painful?
00:32:42Slow and painful!
00:32:43Slow and painful!
00:32:44All right, you little scamps.
00:32:45Slow and painful it is.
00:32:47Yay!
00:32:48You really don't wanna do this.
00:32:49Why's that?
00:32:50Because if you so much as lay one claw on me,
00:32:52you're gonna have to answer to...
00:32:54the Dragon Warrior.
00:32:55Warrior, warrior.
00:32:56Warrior, warrior.
00:32:59Ooh!
00:33:01Oh, man.
00:33:02Are my adventures really that regional?
00:33:04Introduce him, Poe.
00:33:06To your face!
00:33:12Remember, Poe,
00:33:13there are other ways to bring peace than by kicking butt.
00:33:15Oh, come on. Really?
00:33:16Now?
00:33:17Yes.
00:33:18Now, hold on.
00:33:19Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions?
00:33:21We are in total agreement with our mutual disappointment.
00:33:24And you...
00:33:26Wait!
00:33:27He who...
00:33:28resorts to violence now...
00:33:31will only find more violence later.
00:33:36So what you're saying is,
00:33:37if we don't hurt Jen a little now,
00:33:39we can hurt her a lot later.
00:33:41What? No, that's not what I said.
00:33:42Yes!
00:33:43And more violence later is better than less violence now.
00:33:46No, no, no, no. I think you're misunderstanding
00:33:47the fundamental point of what I'm saying.
00:33:48More violence!
00:33:49Violence makes my tummy tingle.
00:33:51You know, that panoply's a lot of good points.
00:33:52I like it.
00:33:54No, no, no, wait!
00:33:55Come back!
00:33:56I'll come up with better wisdom.
00:33:58You have got to workshop those problems.
00:34:02The Kung Fu Panda?
00:34:03Nope.
00:34:04The son of Mr. Pink and Lee?
00:34:05No, sir. Both very common names.
00:34:06Mentored by you, please?
00:34:07I'm so sorry.
00:34:08Trained by Master Shifu?
00:34:09Oh, Master Shifu?
00:34:10Aha!
00:34:11Yes. Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu.
00:34:13But not you.
00:34:14Did someone say legendary?
00:34:16Bring it in.
00:34:19I know we've had our differences,
00:34:21but we're really in a jam here,
00:34:23and I was hoping you could help me out.
00:34:25Now drink up.
00:34:30We just need some place to lie low for a while
00:34:32and then we can go to sleep.
00:34:33Why should I help you?
00:34:34Because deep down beneath that iron-scaled exterior
00:34:36is a good-hearted soul
00:34:37who still thinks of me as one of the family.
00:34:39Fine.
00:34:40But if you still hurt my nightfall,
00:34:42I'm calling the bulls myself.
00:34:44Sleep tight.
00:34:48So tonight we take down the chameleon.
00:34:51Not cool!
00:34:52You guys, come on!
00:34:53Give them back!
00:34:54Those are custom!
00:35:00Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly.
00:35:06I'm sure everything is fine.
00:35:08This is a restaurant.
00:35:09These are my people.
00:35:10We speak the same language.
00:35:11You wait here.
00:35:14Salutations!
00:35:15I'm so sorry to interrupt.
00:35:17I know you're having a good time, but
00:35:19I was wondering if a panda happened to be passing by this house.
00:35:22There was a panda here.
00:35:24You know him?
00:35:25Know him?
00:35:26Why, I'm his dad!
00:35:31You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern!
00:35:37Oh, my boy wouldn't have done this for no reason.
00:35:40Is it possible you're brought with plan?
00:35:42Try it!
00:35:44No!
00:35:45The broth smells excellent!
00:35:46You should not add a single thing!
00:35:48Especially not me!
00:35:49Hands off the goose!
00:35:54The panda's back!
00:35:55He's back!
00:35:56No.
00:35:57But you're about to wish he was.
00:36:00Because if you think he's made a mess of this place,
00:36:02you have no idea what I'm capable of.
00:36:04Everything he learned, he learned from me.
00:36:08Except one thing.
00:36:10Mercy.
00:36:12I don't know where he got that because I don't believe him.
00:36:16Now this can go one of two ways.
00:36:19The easy way, in which you tell me where he is.
00:36:22Or the hard way, in which you tell me where he is.
00:36:25But it's hard to understand what you're saying,
00:36:27because you have no tail!
00:36:34Mahjong!
00:36:35I eat mahjong piles for breakfast!
00:36:45What?
00:37:11Where's our son?
00:37:12He took a boat to Juniper City.
00:37:14Which way?
00:37:16You know, a wise goose...
00:37:17Time to go!
00:37:18Yeah, right.
00:37:44Okay, let's try this again.
00:37:45Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, and skablam!
00:37:50Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out?
00:37:52Not gonna happen with a broom.
00:37:53Yeah, still not bad, though.
00:37:54Yeah?
00:37:55But stir later, roll higher, and the word is skadoosh.
00:37:58Skadoosh isn't a word.
00:38:00And skablam is?
00:38:05Skablam!
00:38:06Skablam!
00:38:11I gotta say, you're not like any of the other masters I've met.
00:38:14Yeah, I know.
00:38:15There's not a lot of pandas.
00:38:16No, you're like a good guy.
00:38:18Listen up!
00:38:19The coast is clear!
00:38:20Thieves hit the streets!
00:38:22You two, get out of my sight!
00:38:37I know I promised that I'd lead you right to the community's front door, but...
00:38:40the back door seems a little impractical.
00:38:42I gotta say, Jack, you really are a fox of your word.
00:38:45Uh, you know that, uh, peach pen?
00:38:47One from Master Gunkwe's Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
00:38:50That's a valiant beast thing.
00:38:52It's supposed to remind me that every pen holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:38:57Maybe I'll do the same for you.
00:39:07Are you sure you want to do this?
00:39:09I was advised to urge you to listen.
00:39:11How may one keep a butt if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?
00:39:17You're a real piece of work, you know that?
00:39:19Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:32Have you seen our son?
00:39:37I...
00:39:39Sorry.
00:39:40Sorry, sorry.
00:39:41Tell us you've seen our son!
00:39:45Wait, why'd they leave it?
00:39:46He said yes.
00:39:47Hey, look!
00:39:48Poe was here!
00:39:50Amazingly!
00:39:51But how can you tell?
00:39:52We pens have a difference in numbers, kid.
00:39:54Come on, give me more clues, I'll make them.
00:40:07Shh.
00:40:23Poe, where are you?
00:40:37No.
00:40:38Hey!
00:41:07That was close.
00:41:08Look out!
00:41:12Poe!
00:41:13Stand back!
00:41:16Whoa!
00:41:18They're coming! Hurry, help me lift the cage!
00:41:25It's no use.
00:41:26We gotta brace it with something.
00:41:27Here, use my staff.
00:41:29All right, stand back, here I go!
00:41:32Jim!
00:41:34Where are you taking my staff?
00:41:37I think you mean my staff.
00:41:39You gave it to Jen, and now Jen has to give it to me.
00:41:42Giving the game, I believe, is how it works.
00:41:45You were right, Jim.
00:41:46She was and is important.
00:41:48Jen!
00:41:49First in all the streets.
00:41:50Never trust anyone.
00:41:51I taught her that.
00:41:53Maybe not, my apprentice was your friend.
00:41:55Apprentice?
00:41:56She's the one that took you in?
00:41:58Best thing that ever happened to her.
00:41:59We should have seen the little girl's spine before I found her.
00:42:02Mangy and half-starved.
00:42:05Hanging out with those rejects from the den of thieves.
00:42:24She had no fear.
00:42:27Such pretension.
00:42:33So I took her in.
00:42:36I made her what she is today.
00:42:38Stand up straight.
00:42:39Yes, master.
00:42:40So you went through all of this just to get me to give you the staff of wisdom?
00:42:43Why?
00:42:44I, too, came from humble beginnings and dreamed of becoming something more.
00:42:49I wanted respect and power.
00:42:50I wanted to be a master of kung fu.
00:42:52Say what?
00:42:53I was turned away from every training hall I went to.
00:42:56They would say I was too small, too lonely.
00:42:59And that kung fu was not my destiny.
00:43:02And so I chose a different path.
00:43:04Sorcery.
00:43:06I grew.
00:43:07I excelled.
00:43:09And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.
00:43:12Everything except kung fu.
00:43:14Just because I can look like time outmatched me, I can fight like him.
00:43:18You see, Po, kung fu may be performed by the body, but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
00:43:24And now that I have access to the spirit, then, you're going to steal Tai Lung's power.
00:43:28His and those of every master villain that came before me.
00:43:31And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again.
00:43:35You forgot about me.
00:43:39Don't bother, Po.
00:43:40Those bars are enchanted with some very old and very powerful magic.
00:43:44You'd need at least ten dragon warriors to get through them.
00:43:48Then I won't go through them.
00:43:49I'll go under them.
00:43:55Oh.
00:44:03That's frustrating for all sorts of reasons.
00:44:24Po!
00:44:25Shen?
00:44:26My staff!
00:44:27Hand it over!
00:44:28I'm so sorry I lied to you.
00:44:29I was just doing what I was told.
00:44:30Apologize later.
00:44:31Right now I have to stop the chameleon.
00:44:32Po!
00:44:33Shen?
00:44:34No!
00:44:35No!
00:44:36No!
00:44:37No!
00:44:38No!
00:44:39No!
00:44:40No!
00:44:41No!
00:44:42No!
00:44:43No!
00:44:44No!
00:44:45No!
00:44:46No!
00:44:47No!
00:44:48No!
00:44:49No!
00:44:50No!
00:44:51No!
00:44:52No!
00:44:54Well done, Shen.
00:44:56You never said you were going to hurt him.
00:44:58What's the second rule of the streets?
00:45:00Someone always gets hurt and makes sure it's never you.
00:45:04I just wish there had been another way.
00:45:06Third rule of the streets?
00:45:08Third rule?
00:45:09Some would say it's the most important.
00:45:11No one is interested in your feelings.
00:45:15Chop-chop.
00:45:16We have a spirit welcome to Fundo.
00:45:18And smile.
00:45:20Nobody likes a grouch.
00:45:21Honestly, kid.
00:45:22I don't know where you pick up such bad habits.
00:45:38Get off me!
00:45:44Shen!
00:45:52No, save me!
00:45:55Hi, son.
00:45:58It's okay.
00:45:59We've got you, Poe.
00:46:00We've got you.
00:46:03So you followed him.
00:46:04It was his idea.
00:46:05Okay, okay.
00:46:06It was both our ideas.
00:46:07Oh, he followed because we love him.
00:46:08No, he followed because you didn't believe in him.
00:46:11And because we love him?
00:46:13Well, you're right.
00:46:15I screwed up big time.
00:46:17I trusted the wrong person.
00:46:19I gave the stamp of wisdom right to the chameleon.
00:46:24Poe.
00:46:25That wasn't very big time screw-up.
00:46:30If only I'd listened to Master Shifu and stayed in the Valley of Peace.
00:46:33The chameleon wouldn't have my stamp and none of this would be happening.
00:46:36I was just so determined to keep things the way they were.
00:46:38Everyone is trained to change.
00:46:40Even me.
00:46:42There was a time, not so long ago,
00:46:44when all I wanted to be was the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
00:46:48So what happened?
00:46:50I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
00:46:52It's true.
00:46:53But I also became a father.
00:46:55And nothing, nothing's ever been the same since.
00:46:58Change doesn't always have to be a blessing.
00:47:00Why do you think I always change with the men who run the restaurant?
00:47:04Because if things stay the same for everyone,
00:47:07you lose their flavor.
00:47:10He's right, Poe.
00:47:11Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior.
00:47:13Strong.
00:47:14Brave.
00:47:16Move it!
00:47:19Get those pagans out there!
00:47:20Come on!
00:47:22What are you doing?
00:47:23What are you doing?
00:47:24Move it!
00:47:26Come on!
00:47:31Don't tell me you were actually starting to become friends with that man.
00:47:34What?
00:47:35No.
00:47:36It's just when we want something, we must use whatever is at our disposal to make it.
00:47:39That's all that man wants.
00:47:41Something to use.
00:47:43Is that why you take me in?
00:47:45So I can help you get what you wanted?
00:47:47You shouldn't be.
00:47:48I took you in because you were clever and worthless and unsentimental, like me.
00:47:52And the day you stop being those things is the day when, yes, you stop being useful to me.
00:47:58So for both of our sakes, no change.
00:48:06Tonight, when the blood moon rises to its highest point in the night sky,
00:48:10I will open the door to the spirit realm and all of its secrets will be mine!
00:48:18The blood moon doesn't always rise as slowly.
00:48:24I seem to remember it rising faster.
00:48:27No?
00:48:28Just me?
00:48:33It's just for dramatic effect anyway.
00:48:35I think I'm just going to open the spirit realm now.
00:48:47Bring me Tai Lung!
00:48:56Tai Lung?
00:48:58Big fan.
00:48:59Who are you and what are you doing with that staff?
00:49:01This was given to me by an old friend of yours.
00:49:04The coffee panda?
00:49:05Poe might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly hand over Wu Kui's staff to the likes of you.
00:49:09You say anything about Wu Kui?
00:49:18Apparently I misjudged you, Wizard.
00:49:21Now, why have you brought me back?
00:49:23I summoned you here so that you could teach me those legendary Kung Fu moves.
00:49:27I don't share my skills with anyone.
00:49:29It wasn't a request.
00:49:48Tai Lung!
00:50:12Yes! I got it!
00:50:14Tai Lung nerve strike! The power and the precision!
00:50:20What have you done to me?
00:50:21All of your Kung Fu is now mine.
00:50:25And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up.
00:50:29Bring me General Kai!
00:50:33Bring me Mr. Osprey!
00:50:37Master Poe!
00:50:45Poe, wait! Please, be reasonable!
00:50:47I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back.
00:50:49No staff is worth your life.
00:50:51As long as I'm still a dragon warrior, I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me.
00:51:09Poe! You're alive!
00:51:12Please, I made a mistake.
00:51:14So did I. Trust in me.
00:51:17I'm sorry.
00:51:18Did your master tell you to say that too?
00:51:20She's not my master. I believe it. For good.
00:51:23It's the truth. I was wrong about everything.
00:51:28What are you doing?
00:51:29Stopping you!
00:51:30Get out of my way, Shen.
00:51:32No.
00:51:33Move.
00:51:34You want me to move?
00:51:35Move me. First you betrayed me, and now you're going to fight me?
00:51:39Why are you doing this?
00:51:41To stop you from getting killed.
00:52:05What do you care if I get killed or not?
00:52:08No.
00:52:20Please, Poe. You just let me do one thing right.
00:52:27You're not the only one who's mixed up in your choices lately.
00:52:31You're really going to go through with this, aren't you?
00:52:33Afraid so.
00:52:34And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it?
00:52:36I'm afraid not.
00:52:37You can't beat her, you know.
00:52:39You're probably right. But I have to try.
00:52:43Get as far away from this place as you can.
00:52:45How? We should never have let him come here.
00:52:48We are such a terrible father.
00:52:49At least you didn't lie and betray him.
00:52:51Well, that's true. You're worse.
00:52:53I am a terrible friend.
00:52:54Friend?
00:52:55I feel a little generous now.
00:52:57Let's just give up. Surrender.
00:52:59We can't let him go in there alone.
00:53:00What can we do? There's just three of us against an army.
00:53:04I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own.
00:53:16Hey, listen up, everybody!
00:53:25Thank you. The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
00:53:28Who?
00:53:29You know, Poe.
00:53:31The panda.
00:53:34No, no. A different panda.
00:53:36I'm his father.
00:53:37I'm also his father.
00:53:38Okay, that doesn't matter.
00:53:39What matters is that my friend's in trouble and he needs my help.
00:53:42So, I need yours.
00:53:43Why should we help you?
00:53:45Because... because...
00:53:47it's the right thing to do.
00:53:52Stop that! Stop! Stop laughing!
00:53:56Look, I know you think it might be too late for a bunch of cheats,
00:53:59thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways,
00:54:02but a good friend once told me,
00:54:03it's never too late to do the right thing.
00:54:05So, what you're saying is,
00:54:07the right thing to do now, the wrong thing to do later.
00:54:10What? No!
00:54:11And with the chameleon out of the way,
00:54:13we can finally do all the wrong we want.
00:54:15I can do this alone.
00:54:16Fundamental point.
00:54:17Violence! Violence! Violence!
00:54:19Are you guys ready to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?
00:54:26Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made
00:54:28was underestimating his opponent.
00:54:29I never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
00:54:31Hey!
00:54:35Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made
00:54:37was trying to out-parry.
00:54:42This place is calling for more guns, I guess.
00:54:44I'm never going to get to Polentine.
00:54:46You just get to Pol. We'll take care of Polentine.
00:54:48We will?
00:54:49I mean, we will.
00:54:50But how?
00:54:51Just leave that to me.
00:55:02Bitch!
00:55:18General Kai?
00:55:19Lord Shen?
00:55:20Those are all my old nemesises.
00:55:22Nemesis? Nemesai?
00:55:24The chameleon is pulling spirits from the spirit realm
00:55:26and draining us of all our moves.
00:55:28And she's using your staff to do it.
00:55:30I'm here to get it back.
00:55:32Ow, my breath.
00:55:33Um, I'm sorry, do I know you, dude?
00:55:35No, it's Scott.
00:55:37The fire-breathing crocodile?
00:55:39Oh, right, Scott.
00:55:41Mr. Shifu and I were just talking about you.
00:55:43And, uh, who blamed me for the mistake
00:55:46that you made, Mr. Dragon Warrior?
00:55:48I just didn't realize how big a mistake you made until now.
00:55:52Whoa, Tai Lung.
00:55:54I'm going to get that staff back, restore your kung fu,
00:55:57and return you all back to the spirit realm.
00:55:59You'll see.
00:56:00All I see is a broken promise.
00:56:07All right, you bunch of cantankerous komodos.
00:56:11Now, this can go one of two ways.
00:56:13The easy way, in which you surrender willingly
00:56:16for the hard way, where you surrender woundedly.
00:56:20The choice is yours.
00:56:25I'm skinny! I'm skinny!
00:56:28Aah!
00:56:40Thanks, Ping.
00:56:44Run away!
00:56:49Cannonball!
00:56:57Oh, is it too spicy?
00:56:59No, it's got the perfect kick.
00:57:01Shin-sen, that's the secret to my mulberry punch.
00:57:09That panda was right.
00:57:10More violence later is better.
00:57:12Yay!
00:57:18I believe you have something that belongs to me.
00:57:23Can't you even die right?
00:57:24Can't you even kill wrong?
00:57:26Nope. We're glad you didn't come together.
00:57:28Now, about that staff.
00:57:31Take it.
00:57:32I already have everything I need from it, anyway.
00:57:34I think this was destiny.
00:57:36A final face-off between the little kongfu masters.
00:57:40I like it so many ways.
00:57:42If only I had a dumpling for every time a villain told me how much we had in common.
00:57:45It's true. We've both risen to the highest of heights.
00:57:47It's a shame only one of us can come out undone.
00:57:50It is a shame. For you.
00:57:53Sorcery and kongfu make me unstoppable.
00:57:56And once I dispense with you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to...
00:57:59Every other city and town and village from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
00:58:02Yeah, I know.
00:58:03But how did you know?
00:58:05I saw it in a vision.
00:58:06Because I'm the Dragon Warrior.
00:58:10For now, at least.
00:58:11But I've realized that it's probably time for me to change.
00:58:14And so should you.
00:58:16I'm the chameleon. I do nothing but change.
00:58:18Only on the outside.
00:58:19Real change happens from within.
00:58:21And if we're really as alike as you say,
00:58:23then maybe we can both let go of who we were and become something better than we already are.
00:58:27What do you say?
00:58:29I say...
00:58:32Well, I saw that coming.
00:58:35We're very proud of you.
00:58:36You tried it our way.
00:58:37Now, you try it yours.
00:58:39Kick her butt.
00:58:41I'm way ahead of you.
00:58:43Do it. Do it. Do it.
00:58:49Master Elephant's trunk twist!
00:58:53Master Boar's tusks of terror!
00:58:56Master Wolf's fangs of fury!
00:59:01Master Bull's horns of doom!
00:59:05What?
00:59:06Recognize this move?
00:59:09Is that how I sound?
00:59:10I don't sound like that, do I?
00:59:11You didn't learn those skills!
00:59:12You just stole them!
00:59:14Give him a laugh.
00:59:15All right, uppercut!
00:59:16Which one are you rooting for?
00:59:17I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.
00:59:18I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:20Because I am every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:34Whoa, I gotta workshop those heroic entrances.
00:59:36Nah, it was just wrestling.
00:59:39I knew I should have left you to rot in the gutter when you moved along.
00:59:42Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
00:59:51Two against one?
00:59:52Well, no, that doesn't seem fair.
00:59:54I'll have to even the odds.
00:59:57Master Goron!
00:59:59Master Osprey!
01:00:00Master Scorpion!
01:00:02Master Wolf!
01:00:04General Kai!
01:00:05Lord Shed!
01:00:09That is awesome!
01:00:13I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
01:00:30Sand!
01:00:38Help!
01:01:00Help!
01:01:06I thought we were friends.
01:01:08Stand back. I'm gonna kick my butt.
01:01:38Please.
01:02:08Come on, Po. Get out of there.
01:02:09You have to do this.
01:02:10I can't beat the Chameleon.
01:02:11A wise old tortoise once told me that you never know what you can do until you do it.
01:02:14The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and you're here giving me life advice of a tortoise?
01:02:17Be the pit, Shen. Be the pit.
01:02:39And what do you think you're doing?
01:02:40Finishing what Po started.
01:02:41Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you?
01:02:45Don't slouch.
01:02:54You ungrateful little urchin!
01:02:56After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda!
01:03:00Here's for the sheets.
01:03:02Never trust anyone.
01:03:03You can't defeat me. I know all your moves.
01:03:06Not this one.
01:03:07Go.
01:03:08Stir, serve, and scum blast!
01:03:18Second move. Someone always gets hurt.
01:03:21Now that's a cool move.
01:03:22Po, you could've gotten out of that cake any time you wanted. You faker!
01:03:25It's not faking. It's method.
01:03:27Besides, how's a peach ever supposed to become a tree if you never give it the chance to grow?
01:03:34And hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher.
01:03:36But for the last time, the word is...
01:03:44...in this machine.
01:04:06Maybe Oodway was right about you.
01:04:10You aren't completely useless, are you?
01:04:13Oh, yes, thank you so much.
01:04:23That's my son!
01:04:24Our son!
01:04:26I think it's time.
01:04:28He sent us home, panda.
01:04:37No!
01:04:57Jen, do something!
01:04:59Third move. No one's interested in your feelings.
01:05:06I'll see you on the other side, dragon warrior.
01:05:27I packed some food for your time in jail.
01:05:29Let's hope it's not your final meal.
01:05:31Thanks, guys.
01:05:33I was thinking.
01:05:34After I serve my time and I'm a free fox again,
01:05:37maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places that are all the rage.
01:05:39I think you're better suited for a job with a little more room for growth.
01:05:46Jade Palace?
01:05:50Out of all the candidates you choose to train as your worthy successor,
01:05:53you chose the fox?
01:05:54You know when you know.
01:05:55You know?
01:05:56Fine, choose who you want.
01:05:57The thief, the skeptic, the carrot.
01:05:58I don't even know why I bother.
01:05:59I'm going to meditate.
01:06:00Meditate?
01:06:01A lot.
01:06:03Don't worry, he'll come around.
01:06:05Probably.
01:06:06Maybe.
01:06:08Hey, you okay?
01:06:11He's right.
01:06:12What about when he says I'm ready for this?
01:06:14Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen,
01:06:16sometimes the greatest dishes come from the most unlikely ingredients.
01:06:20Hey, that's not bad.
01:06:22Okay, I see you, spiritual leader.
01:06:23Yeah, I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing.
01:06:25One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket.
01:06:28Yeah, maybe you should just take a chicken bite.
01:06:30But I can't buy happiness.
01:06:31You sure can't buy a lot of dumplings.
01:06:33Why does it always come back to dumplings?
01:06:35When life gets you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
01:06:38Wait, Eddie.
01:06:39You can't have your mooncake and then eat it too.
01:06:42Why doesn't he have mooncake and then order maple pudding?
01:06:48Inner peace.
01:06:50Inner peace.
01:06:52Inner peace.
01:06:53Hey, Master Seafood!
01:06:54Look, there's two of us!
01:06:55You're doing great, Jade.
01:06:56You're not breathing with your belly.
01:06:57Are you two still kidding sir?
01:06:58Inner peace.
01:06:59You don't want a cookie?
01:07:05Inner peace.
01:07:06Inner peace.
01:07:08Inner peace.
01:07:09Inner peace...