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00:01:00That's right, it is I T'ai Lung.
00:01:03Can't be.
00:01:06I have returned to take what is mine.
00:01:08Which is, everything that is yours.
00:01:17To be known from the highest mountain to the lowest valley,
00:01:20the T'ai Lung lives and no one will stand in his way.
00:01:24Not even the great dragon warrior.
00:01:29Poe, where is Poe?
00:01:36He was supposed to be here hours ago.
00:01:38Thing, will you please just relax?
00:01:41I am Riddick!
00:01:42Okay, I'm sure Poe is fine.
00:01:43But what if he's sick?
00:01:44What if he's hurt?
00:01:45What if he's hungry?
00:01:46Don't get your noodles in a twist.
00:01:47If I know our son, he's probably just kicking back and catching some rays.
00:01:53Ka-boom!
00:01:55That's bad.
00:01:57Oh, getting worse.
00:01:59Ah, come on!
00:02:23Okay, big guy, we're really going to have to wrap this up.
00:02:39Whee!
00:02:41Again, again!
00:02:43That was fun!
00:02:45Let's do that again!
00:02:47And next time, keep your surf off their turf!
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:53I'm late.
00:02:55Oh, I'm late!
00:02:57We're the Dragon Warrior!
00:02:59Was, is, and always will be!
00:03:01We love you, Dragon Warrior!
00:03:03Oh, and I love you too, adoring fan!
00:03:05Sign my scroll!
00:03:07Sign my hat!
00:03:09Okay, okay, I'll sign whatever you want!
00:03:11Master Shifu, here, let me just...
00:03:13There, that's, uh, much worse.
00:03:15We have to talk.
00:03:17Absolutely, let's talk.
00:03:19Right after the ceremony.
00:03:21Ceremony?
00:03:22Given to me by Master Oogway himself.
00:03:24It is said that whoever possesses this staff
00:03:26has the power to travel between the realms.
00:03:28The power to unlock the door to the spirit realm.
00:03:30And now, the power to open
00:03:32the all-new
00:03:34Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu!
00:03:38Where the breath has kick
00:03:40and the pain burns in the mouth!
00:03:44Dragon Warrior!
00:03:46Will the Furious Five be here too?
00:03:48Unfortunately, no. They're off on super cool kung fu missions.
00:03:50Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang.
00:03:52Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque.
00:03:54Crane was crowned king of the crocodilians.
00:03:56Long story. Viper's wrapping up peace talks
00:03:58between the cobras and the mongooses.
00:04:00And Mantis, well, he's just trying to keep his blushing
00:04:02right from biting his head off.
00:04:04Just because they're not here in person
00:04:06doesn't mean they're not here as life-size cutouts.
00:04:08Now, who wants a picture?
00:04:10Okay, okay, one at a time.
00:04:12Uh, you.
00:04:14My turn, my turn!
00:04:16And then you.
00:04:20You really captured your disapproving scowl.
00:04:22We need to talk.
00:04:24Now.
00:04:26Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size?
00:04:28Coming!
00:04:30Do you remember the first time you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?
00:04:32How could I forget?
00:04:34I thought I'd never make it to the top.
00:04:36Yes, but you persevered, and once again,
00:04:38destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey.
00:04:40Next step? What are you talking about?
00:04:42I've already taken all the steps, haven't I?
00:04:44It is time for you to choose your successor.
00:04:46Successor for what?
00:04:49Dragon Warrior.
00:04:51Oh, yeah, I get it. Funny.
00:04:53Because I'm the Dragon Warrior.
00:04:55Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
00:04:57You mean I'm not going to be the Dragon Warrior anymore?
00:04:59Exactly.
00:05:01Then what am I going to be?
00:05:03Once a successor is chosen, you will advance to the highest level
00:05:05in all of Kung Fu.
00:05:07Spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace.
00:05:09Whoa!
00:05:11I don't know what that means.
00:05:13It's just like Master Wugui before you.
00:05:15You will oversee the valley, passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.
00:05:17First, I appreciate the promotion.
00:05:19I think I'm just going to stick with the whole Dragon Warrior thing.
00:05:21Dragon Warrior thing?
00:05:23What is it you're holding?
00:05:25A cookie?
00:05:27Other hand.
00:05:29The Staff of Wisdom?
00:05:31It was given to you by Master Wugui.
00:05:33Did you really think it was so you could open a restaurant or post pictures?
00:05:35He wasn't super specific?
00:05:37Wugui entrusted you with that staff.
00:05:39So you could follow in his footsteps and become something better than you already are.
00:05:41You take it.
00:05:43No, Wugui did not give it to me.
00:05:45Really? It's fine.
00:05:47You don't sound fine.
00:05:49You don't sound fine. I'm very fine.
00:05:51Okay, okay, you're fine.
00:05:53This is an honor.
00:05:55Wugui chose you as his successor, and now you must choose yours.
00:05:57Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at, and now you want to just take it away from me?
00:05:59No one's taking anything away, Po.
00:06:01Who you are will always be a part of what you become.
00:06:03Yeah, but where's the skadoosh?
00:06:05You know what I mean?
00:06:07I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.
00:06:09All I know are two things.
00:06:11Kicking butt and taking names.
00:06:13I'm not even that good at the name-taking.
00:06:15Like, who's that fire-breathing crocodile? I want to say Steve.
00:06:17You were chosen to bring peace to the Valley,
00:06:19and there are other ways to bring peace than simply kicking butt.
00:06:21Well, sure, but not any fun ones.
00:06:23Please!
00:06:25Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.
00:06:27It's who I am!
00:06:29Not anymore. The Valley of Peace needs a spiritual leader,
00:06:31and Master Wugui chose you.
00:06:33We'll start interviewing candidates first thing tomorrow morning.
00:06:35Candidates? What candidates?
00:06:43Awesome!
00:06:51No way!
00:06:57Skadoosh!
00:06:59Fantastic pose.
00:07:09Nice!
00:07:12You will now choose the next Dragon Warrior!
00:07:22So many great candidates.
00:07:24I'm going to let the finger decide.
00:07:26Wait.
00:07:28Whoa.
00:07:30What is happening?
00:07:32The Dragon Warrior! It's me!
00:07:38Like it or not, Bo, you have to choose a successor.
00:07:40Nothing about them says Dragon or Warrior.
00:07:42You will know when you know.
00:07:44How do I know when I know?
00:07:46You know...
00:07:48When I'm conflicted, I come here to ask the universe for answers,
00:07:50just as Uwe did before me.
00:07:52I'm not conflicted. I'm just not ready for a next step.
00:07:54What is that you're holding?
00:07:56The Staff of Wisdom.
00:07:58Other hand.
00:08:00A Chuta Peach Pit?
00:08:02Exactly. Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:08:04How is this going to help me find answers?
00:08:06Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
00:08:08Bo, be the pit.
00:08:12There we go.
00:08:14All right, universe.
00:08:16Give me some guidance.
00:08:18Inner peace.
00:08:20Inner peace.
00:08:22Dinner, please.
00:08:24Dinner with peas.
00:08:26Snow peas?
00:08:28In a sesame soy glaze.
00:08:30Inner peace.
00:08:32Inner peace.
00:08:34This is not working at all.
00:08:36Are you focused on your breathing?
00:08:38I'm trying, but it's kind of hard when you keep talking to me.
00:08:40Technically, you're talking to you if you think about it.
00:08:42Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here.
00:08:44Wait, if I'm posed inner voice, then who are you?
00:08:46Uh, I'm posed inner inner voice?
00:08:48How many voices do I have in there?
00:08:50You do not want to know.
00:08:52I just love coming here.
00:08:54You guys thought it was awesome, right?
00:09:02Universe?
00:09:05Is that you?
00:09:21Attention mysterious figure.
00:09:23The dragon warrior is here to perform justice.
00:09:29I know you're in here.
00:09:31Just a matter of time before I find you.
00:09:33Ooh.
00:09:41You can't hide from justice forever.
00:09:47The dagger of Denghua.
00:09:49You've got excellent taste. I'll give you that.
00:09:51But I can't give you that. Give it back.
00:09:53If you insist.
00:10:03Oh, no. He's got a walking stick.
00:10:05What are you going to do? Stroll me to death?
00:10:07This stick is not for the strolling.
00:10:09It's the staff of wisdom.
00:10:11The dragon warrior is going to be mad when he finds out you took his stick.
00:10:13I am the dragon warrior.
00:10:15I'm just going to say, nothing about you says dragon or warrior.
00:10:29How dare you desecrate the hall of heroes?
00:10:31Who's that saying what now?
00:10:33Master ostrich's egg.
00:10:35Oops. My bad.
00:10:37Destructible chain hammer of master pangolin.
00:10:39Whoopsies.
00:10:49The urn of whispering warriors.
00:10:51Which I've already broken. Twice.
00:10:53Why would you keep an urn of souls?
00:10:55Feels kind of creepy.
00:10:57Are you doing okay there, big guy?
00:10:59You're looking a little tired.
00:11:01I've never felt more awake.
00:11:05The war hammer of master chipmunk?
00:11:09You're going to pay for that.
00:11:13Hello?
00:11:23You faker.
00:11:26Catch you later, panda.
00:11:28No.
00:11:34I think I'll catch you now.
00:11:52Told ya.
00:11:54Great and powerful dumpling warrior.
00:11:56That's dragon warrior.
00:11:58Let go of me.
00:12:00Just tell me one thing.
00:12:02How did someone like you become the dragon warrior?
00:12:04That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay at the valley of peace prison.
00:12:06Valley of peace prison? Sounds like a daycare.
00:12:08It is a daycare on the weekends.
00:12:10But it's also a prison.
00:12:12There he is. Dragon warrior.
00:12:14Tai long has returned.
00:12:16He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry.
00:12:18He's supposed to be in the spirit room.
00:12:20Well, he's back.
00:12:22He's back.
00:12:24Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve.
00:12:26Well, you know what they say.
00:12:28Every step leaves a footprint.
00:12:30No matter how small.
00:12:48Every step leaves a footprint.
00:12:50No matter how small.
00:12:56Very clever, fox. You know something.
00:12:58Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.
00:13:00Okay, I do. I really, really do.
00:13:02Tell me.
00:13:04And why should I? I mean, what's in it for me?
00:13:06The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing.
00:13:08You're adorable, but no one ever told you that.
00:13:10And I don't mean just in like a cuddly sense.
00:13:12I don't have time for games. Tai long is running loose in the valley of peace.
00:13:14Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai long.
00:13:16Wait. She?
00:13:19She's a queen prism disguised. Capable of taking any form.
00:13:21Mimicking any shape.
00:13:23The master of deception.
00:13:25The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes.
00:13:27I'm talking about the chameleon.
00:13:29This is kind of a private conversation.
00:13:31Who's the chameleon?
00:13:33Only the most powerful shapeshifting sorceress.
00:13:35So she's shapeshifted into Tai long.
00:13:37But what does she have against me and the valley of peace?
00:13:39These are good questions. You should ask her.
00:13:41You're right.
00:13:43How do I find this the chameleon?
00:13:45She isn't someone who can be found.
00:13:47She's someone in the know.
00:13:49And how do I find someone in the know?
00:13:51It's me. It's obviously me.
00:13:53I'm in the know.
00:13:55Forget it. I'll find her on my own.
00:13:57Good luck. After all, how hard can it be to find someone
00:13:59who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere?
00:14:01Fine.
00:14:03You lead me to the chameleon
00:14:05and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence.
00:14:07Deal.
00:14:09What do you think you're doing?
00:14:11There's this shapeshifting sorceress on the loose.
00:14:13That's the job for the furious five.
00:14:15Well, they're not here.
00:14:17And someone needs to protect the valley of peace.
00:14:19Look, I know that change is difficult
00:14:21and that you enjoy being the dragon warrior,
00:14:23but your job is finding a successor.
00:14:25The dragon warrior and I have a deal.
00:14:27Mind your own business, squirrel.
00:14:29Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
00:14:31I'm a red panda.
00:14:33You know what? I love that for you.
00:14:35Oh, this is your decision,
00:14:37but I think you know what choice Master Wu Wei
00:14:39would want you to make.
00:14:41Thanks for the free stay.
00:14:43Where is she going?
00:14:45You can't leave.
00:14:47Don't worry, I'll have her back before you even know she was gone.
00:14:49You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring all...
00:14:51Just think of it as one last dragon warrior adventure.
00:14:53I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love them.
00:14:55I can't hear you anymore. Bye!
00:14:57Yeah!
00:14:59It sure is good to be a free fox again.
00:15:01That's a good backscratcher.
00:15:03So does this really unlock the door to the spirit realm?
00:15:05It doesn't work like that.
00:15:07It has to be given in order to gain its powers.
00:15:09Gotcha. Given to gain.
00:15:12What'd you take me for?
00:15:14An easy mark.
00:15:16What's an easy mark?
00:15:18Someone who's easy to steal from.
00:15:20Usually because they're generous and too trusting.
00:15:22Like you.
00:15:24Aw, thank you.
00:15:26The chameleon is a monster with an appetite
00:15:28of a thousand predators,
00:15:30and her favorite food is pandas.
00:15:32This chameleon character has magical powers.
00:15:34If you say her name three times,
00:15:36she'll take you away in a night.
00:15:38She'll shape-shift to look like anything,
00:15:40Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
00:15:42Poe's going to take down an evil sorceress?
00:15:44The chameleon?
00:15:46Well, a dragon warrior's work is never done.
00:15:48Li, I'm thinking Poe dealing up
00:15:50with a convicted felon to take down an evil sorceress
00:15:52wasn't such a great idea.
00:15:54Relax. Poe has faced demons,
00:15:56demigods, and everything else in between.
00:15:58He's always come out on top.
00:16:00And you're right.
00:16:02But what if you're wrong?
00:16:04Calm down, Ping. How bad can one evil sorceress be?
00:16:06Who is she to summon us?
00:16:08Classic power move.
00:16:10We're the heads of Juniper City's
00:16:12most prominent crime family.
00:16:14She's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt.
00:16:16You left out the evil sorceress part.
00:16:18We used to run the city.
00:16:20Now we pay her half the money we swindled.
00:16:22It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
00:16:24Yeah, but what can we do?
00:16:26Together, we can take her down.
00:16:28You're nuts. She's a shape-shifter.
00:16:30She could be at this very table,
00:16:32and we'd have no idea.
00:16:34We know you're the chameleon.
00:16:36Or you're the chameleon. Or maybe.
00:16:38Oh, no. Maybe. Don't say it.
00:16:40I'm the chameleon.
00:16:42I said don't say it!
00:16:48We obviously spoke out of turn.
00:16:50Sorry, chameleon.
00:16:52No, no, don't apologize.
00:16:54You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak.
00:16:56So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed.
00:16:58Especially when the one doing the squeezing
00:17:00is just a bug-eyed,
00:17:02power-hungry...
00:17:04What's the rest?
00:17:06Reptilian runt.
00:17:08Well, this reptilian runt wants more.
00:17:10You already have the city.
00:17:12What else could you possibly want?
00:17:14I have something special in mind.
00:17:16I am very close to achieving it.
00:17:18As close as the Blood Moon.
00:17:20But the Blood Moon is two nights away.
00:17:22So little time, so many expenses.
00:17:24Which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute to 60%.
00:17:26No!
00:17:29What was that now?
00:17:31I mean, no disrespect.
00:17:35Don't worry.
00:17:37I forgive you
00:17:39for the impudence
00:17:41and the backstabbing
00:17:43and the blatant disrespect you've shown me.
00:17:45I forgive.
00:17:47But I never forget.
00:17:49You might say I have the memory...
00:17:51Don't say it!
00:17:53...of an elephant.
00:17:59No!
00:18:05You think
00:18:07I've pushed you too far?
00:18:09Then you, my friend, can begin
00:18:11to fathom just how far
00:18:13I can push.
00:18:19I'll expect your tributes
00:18:21by dawn.
00:18:25Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?
00:18:27Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
00:18:29But it does take the occasional time out for snackage.
00:18:31Wanna split my almond cookie?
00:18:33You're just gonna give me half of your cookie out of the goodness of your heart?
00:18:35Mm-hmm.
00:18:37What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
00:18:39The bamwuddle?
00:18:41You know, the fleece, the ruck, the flimflam.
00:18:43Do you want the cookie or not?
00:18:45I got my eye on you.
00:18:47How much farther is it to this, the chameleon?
00:18:49Just a little farther.
00:18:57Ah!
00:18:59Ah!
00:19:01Lee, what are you doing out here
00:19:03in the middle of the night?
00:19:05Well, I... I... I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising.
00:19:07Oh, Pooh, you are just as worried as I am.
00:19:09All right, all right.
00:19:11I know Panda's come across as calm, gentle, and chill,
00:19:13but the truth is
00:19:15I'm kind of freaking out!
00:19:17So am I! Pooh isn't too calm, gentle, and chill
00:19:19to face a shapeshifting sorceress?
00:19:21What if he's captured?
00:19:23What if he's tortured?
00:19:25Okay, okay.
00:19:27Maybe Pooh has finally met his match,
00:19:29but there's still something that he has
00:19:31that the chameleon does not.
00:19:33What's that? Us.
00:19:35Now, let's go find our son.
00:19:37Pooh's okay?
00:19:39You know, Lee, a wise goose once said
00:19:41worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster.
00:19:43Who was that?
00:19:45Me, of course. I was the wise goose.
00:19:47Whoa!
00:19:49That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
00:19:51That's no village. That's Juniper City.
00:19:53Just a boat ride away,
00:19:55and I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.
00:19:57Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
00:19:59For the right price, those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go.
00:20:01Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount.
00:20:03No stealing.
00:20:05The Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:07Well, that sounds inviting.
00:20:11Anybody lose a rabbit?
00:20:14Dive faster!
00:20:18Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:20Have fun. Just a ride.
00:20:22Maybe you can get us some food.
00:20:24Stay out of trouble.
00:20:26Hey, what you guys playing?
00:20:28Ah, chums.
00:20:30And the stakes are high.
00:20:32Can I play?
00:20:34Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
00:20:36because I'm very beginning.
00:20:38Hey, there. What can I get you?
00:20:40A boat ride to Juniper City.
00:20:42Ask this guy.
00:20:44Who's he?
00:20:46He's the captain.
00:20:48Thanks.
00:20:50Oh, I win again.
00:20:52Beginner's luck, I guess.
00:20:54Never played before.
00:20:56I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?
00:20:58I would like to speak to the manager, please.
00:21:00I am the manager.
00:21:02I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
00:21:04but I won't carry anything illegal.
00:21:06I don't want any trouble.
00:21:08Trouble runs from me.
00:21:10Oh, uh, maybe we can go back to the double price?
00:21:14You got a deal.
00:21:16Great. Do I shake his hand or your hand?
00:21:18Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
00:21:20Yes, everything, again, except for the broth.
00:21:22It was very bland.
00:21:24Keep stirring!
00:21:26Whoa, one of everything is my go-to order.
00:21:28But how did you pay for this?
00:21:30Legally, lawfully, fair and square.
00:21:32I'm proud of you.
00:21:40Oh, wow, look at the time.
00:21:42Remember we had to do that thing down by the place with that guy?
00:21:44Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me?
00:21:46There's got to be some sort of misunderstanding here.
00:21:48And apparently I'm the one misunderstanding.
00:21:50Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too.
00:21:52I'm only hungry for...
00:21:54Dumplings?
00:21:56Banjits.
00:21:58Well, then, come and get it.
00:22:00No, no, no, no!
00:22:02Don't come and get it!
00:22:04Destroy them!
00:22:10Aah!
00:22:12Aah!
00:22:14I got it!
00:22:22There you go.
00:22:24All better.
00:22:26Come on!
00:22:28Gotcha.
00:22:30Keep stirring!
00:22:34Aah!
00:22:40Aah!
00:22:52I'll take that.
00:22:56Think this belongs to you?
00:22:58Aah!
00:23:12Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that.
00:23:14It's never too late to do the right thing.
00:23:16No.
00:23:18Get them!
00:23:21Aah!
00:23:33Whoa, nice move.
00:23:35You got to teach me that.
00:23:37You die, Ganga!
00:23:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:23:41Aah!
00:23:45Aah!
00:23:47Aah!
00:23:49Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:23:51Who designed the tavern on the cliff?
00:23:53I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings.
00:23:55Huh?
00:23:57Uh-oh.
00:23:59Aah!
00:24:13Not that I'm worried, but...
00:24:15What if the chameleon knows we're coming?
00:24:17She could be anywhere, anywhere.
00:24:19Lee, would you please show a little backbone?
00:24:21I'm sorry. The bravery was never really my special.
00:24:23You don't have to be brave.
00:24:25You just have to act brave.
00:24:27Act brave.
00:24:29Got it.
00:24:31Aah!
00:24:33Hold on!
00:24:35Hold me, please!
00:24:37Please, no!
00:24:39I'm too young!
00:24:41How was that for acting brave?
00:24:43Keep working on it.
00:24:49Juniper City.
00:24:51It's gonna be great to be back home again.
00:24:53Does your family live there, too?
00:24:55They would, if I had a family.
00:24:57It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city.
00:24:59So I had to survive any way I could.
00:25:01Griffing, shilling, gaffing.
00:25:03Stop running!
00:25:05Stop running!
00:25:08Whoa, you're an orphan?
00:25:10So am I.
00:25:12Well, I mean, I was.
00:25:14My goose dad adopted me,
00:25:16and then later my panda dad found me.
00:25:18Goose dads, panda dads, guess it takes all kinds.
00:25:20Right, Mom?
00:25:22Then one day a local took me in,
00:25:24put a roof over my head, gave me clothes to wear,
00:25:26food to eat.
00:25:28After that, I was never alone again.
00:25:30I guess we both got lucky.
00:25:32I guess. Hey, tell me something.
00:25:34Back in the Valley of Geese,
00:25:36how do you find your successor?
00:25:38Now that I'm supposed to become spiritual leader,
00:25:40I have to find a worthy successor to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
00:25:42Once you're on top, that's where you want to stay, right?
00:25:44No, it's just that what do I know about being a spiritual leader?
00:25:46I can't even come up with one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
00:25:48Life's greatest enemy is,
00:25:50uh, I don't know, stairs?
00:25:52Okay, everyone knows
00:25:54life's greatest enemy is time.
00:25:56I guess it's just easier to hold on to the life you know
00:25:58than move on to the one you don't.
00:26:00Hey, that was pretty good.
00:26:02Yeah, maybe she should be the spiritual leader
00:26:04of the Valley of Geese.
00:26:06Oh, that guy. He drinks like a fish.
00:26:08Should he be driving?
00:26:30We've come to pay tribute as you requested.
00:26:32Looks a little light.
00:26:34Go back out and get me more.
00:26:36More? But, but Chameleon!
00:26:38Go, before I toss you down another flight of stairs.
00:26:42At last, my destiny approaches.
00:26:48I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
00:26:50to every city and town and village,
00:26:52from here to the Valley of Peace,
00:26:54and beyond!
00:26:58They will all know the name
00:27:00of the Chameleon!
00:27:02Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:27:04Shin, I had a vision. I saw the Chameleon.
00:27:06She's gonna take over cities and towns
00:27:08in the Valley of Peace.
00:27:10A vision? While you were asleep.
00:27:12I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
00:27:14Not a dream! A vision.
00:27:16Either I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep,
00:27:18or it's a dragon warrior thing.
00:27:20We gotta get to the Chameleon and take her down!
00:27:22Well, then, you're in luck. Welcome to Juniper City.
00:27:26Whoa!
00:27:30This is the place where you can be whatever you wanna be,
00:27:32do whatever you wanna do,
00:27:34and steal whatever you wanna steal.
00:27:36If that's your thing.
00:27:38And...
00:27:40Whoa!
00:27:42That came out of nowhere.
00:27:54Sorry!
00:27:56I've never seen so much traffic before.
00:27:58You don't have rush hour in the Valley of Peace?
00:28:00No one's ever in that much of a rush.
00:28:02Come on!
00:28:08Well, it sure is good to be home again.
00:28:10The sights. The sounds.
00:28:12The smells.
00:28:16It's a wonton wonderland!
00:28:18Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:28:20Yeah!
00:28:24Ho! Ho!
00:28:26Focus!
00:28:28This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen!
00:28:30I used to feel the same way,
00:28:32until the Chameleon got her claws into it.
00:28:40Tonight, we take down the Chameleon.
00:28:42Oh, yeah.
00:28:44I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks
00:28:46as she dominates the city.
00:28:48Is she lurking in that villainous tower dominating the city?
00:28:50How'd you know?
00:28:52Eh, not my first time taking down a villain.
00:28:54How you doing, Jen?
00:28:56Wow, you're quite the local celeb.
00:28:58Yeah, well, let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget.
00:29:02What? You're a wanted criminal?
00:29:04You sound surprised. Is it surprising?
00:29:06I don't think this is surprising.
00:29:08You never mentioned you were wanted.
00:29:10Don't worry. The law has better things to do than look for me.
00:29:12Hey, Fox. We've been looking for you.
00:29:14Must be a slow work week.
00:29:16I'll handle this. Morning, officers. Dragon Warrior here.
00:29:18The Fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz.
00:29:20Dragon who? Warrior what?
00:29:22Dragon Warrior. Anyone? Nothing?
00:29:24Perhaps you know me better as...
00:29:26the Kung Fu Panda!
00:29:30Wait! Wait!
00:29:32Oh, come on!
00:29:34Okay, so we tried it your way.
00:29:36Now we try it mine.
00:29:38Wait, what's your where?
00:29:42Sorry!
00:29:44Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:29:46You can't run away from the law. You're a wanted criminal.
00:29:48Yeah, well, it looks like I'm not the only one.
00:29:50City life really is fast-paced.
00:29:52We gotta get out of here before they call for...
00:29:54backup.
00:30:02That's a lot of bull!
00:30:04Run!
00:30:10Let's go, let's go!
00:30:20Let's go!
00:30:42Watch out!
00:30:44Move! Move!
00:30:48I'm falling!
00:30:50Very slowly.
00:30:52Help!
00:31:02Sorry!
00:31:14Get in!
00:31:24There they are!
00:31:26We don't have time for a drunk solo!
00:31:28We're trapped!
00:31:40It isn't much farther now.
00:31:42It's always so much farther.
00:31:46What is this place?
00:31:48Home sweet home.
00:31:50Some of the best crooks and criminals
00:31:52from all of Juniper City live here.
00:31:54Be careful. These guys will steal your pants right off you.
00:31:58Uh-oh.
00:32:00Now you kids be careful of those fireworks.
00:32:02Uh-oh.
00:32:10Ow!
00:32:16So you're friends with all these people?
00:32:18They're practically family.
00:32:20Shit!
00:32:26Is that really you?
00:32:28I'm my old mentor.
00:32:30How do you wait to go back to the dead?
00:32:32And when you did...
00:32:34I'm sure to give you a proper homecoming.
00:32:36Family, huh? More like distant cousins.
00:32:38All right, how should we do this?
00:32:40Quick and painless or slow and painful?
00:32:42Slow and painful!
00:32:44All right, you little scamps.
00:32:46Slow and painful it is.
00:32:48You really don't want to do this?
00:32:50Why's that?
00:32:52Because if you so much as lay one claw on me,
00:32:54you're going to have to answer to the Dragon Warrior.
00:32:56Warrior, warrior, warrior.
00:32:58Ooh.
00:33:00Oh, man.
00:33:02Are my adventures really that regional?
00:33:04Introduce him, Po.
00:33:06To your fists.
00:33:12Remember, Po, there are other ways to bring peace
00:33:14than by kicking butt.
00:33:16Oh, come on. Really? Now?
00:33:18Yes. Now, hold on.
00:33:20Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions?
00:33:22We are in total agreement with our mutual disappointment.
00:33:24And you...
00:33:26Wait.
00:33:28He who resorts to violence now
00:33:32will only find more violence later.
00:33:36So what you're saying is,
00:33:38if we don't hurt Jen a little now,
00:33:40we can hurt her a lot later.
00:33:42What? No, that's not what I said.
00:33:44Yes, and more violence later is better than less violence now.
00:33:46No, no, no, no. I think you're misunderstanding the fundamental point.
00:33:48More violence!
00:33:50Violence makes my tummy tingle.
00:33:52You know, that pantomime is a lot of good points.
00:33:54No, no, no, wait!
00:33:56Come back!
00:33:58I'll come up with better wisdom.
00:34:00You have got to workshop those problems.
00:34:02The Kung Fu Panda?
00:34:04Nope.
00:34:06The son of Mr. Pig and Lee?
00:34:08Mentored by you, Po?
00:34:10Oh, Master Shifu?
00:34:12Yes. Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu.
00:34:14But not you.
00:34:16Did someone say legendary? Bring it in.
00:34:20Look, Po, I know we've had our differences,
00:34:22but we're finally in a jam here,
00:34:24and I was hoping you could help me out.
00:34:28We just need some place to lie low for a while
00:34:30until the heat cools down.
00:34:32Why should I help you?
00:34:34Because deep down beneath that iron-scaled exterior
00:34:36is a good-hearted soul who still thinks of me as one of the family.
00:34:38Fine.
00:34:40But if you still hurt my nightfall,
00:34:42I'm calling the bulls myself.
00:34:44Sleep tight.
00:34:48So tonight we take down the chameleon.
00:34:50Not cool, you guys!
00:34:52Come on, give them back!
00:34:54Those are custom!
00:35:00Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly, but...
00:35:02Oh, oh, it's here.
00:35:06I'm sure everything is fine.
00:35:08This is the restaurant. These are my people.
00:35:10We speak the same language.
00:35:12You wait here.
00:35:14Salutations!
00:35:16I'm so sorry to interrupt.
00:35:18I know you're having a good time,
00:35:20but I was wondering if a panda
00:35:22happened to be passing by in his arms.
00:35:24There was a panda here.
00:35:26Do you know him?
00:35:28Know him? Why, I'm his dad!
00:35:32You need to pay for what your son
00:35:34did to my tavern!
00:35:38My boy wouldn't have done this
00:35:40for no reason.
00:35:42Is it possible you're Brock with plan?
00:35:44Try it!
00:35:46Oh, it smells excellent!
00:35:48You should not add a single thing, especially not me!
00:35:50Hands off the goose!
00:35:54The panda's back!
00:35:56He's back!
00:35:58No, but you're about to wish he was.
00:36:00Because if you think he's made a mess of this place,
00:36:02you have no idea what I'm capable of.
00:36:04Everything he learned,
00:36:06he learned from me.
00:36:08Except one thing.
00:36:10Mercy.
00:36:12I don't know where he got that
00:36:14because I don't believe him.
00:36:16Now this can go one
00:36:18or two ways.
00:36:20The easy way, in which you tell me
00:36:22where he is, or the hard way,
00:36:24in which you tell me where he is.
00:36:26But it's hard to understand what you're saying
00:36:28because you have no tail!
00:36:34Marjan!
00:36:36I eat marjan piles for breakfast!
00:36:44What?
00:37:10Where's our son?
00:37:12He took a boat to Juniper City.
00:37:14Which way?
00:37:16You know, a wise goose...
00:37:18Time to go.
00:37:43Okay, let's try this again.
00:37:45Stir the pot, roll the wok,
00:37:47serve the dish, and skablam!
00:37:49Hey, where's the golden dragon
00:37:51that's supposed to shoot out?
00:37:53Not gonna happen with a broom.
00:37:55Yeah, still not bad, though.
00:37:57Yeah, but stir later, roll higher,
00:37:59and the word is skadoosh.
00:38:01Skadoosh isn't a word.
00:38:03And skablammy is?
00:38:05Skablam!
00:38:08I gotta say,
00:38:10you're not like any of the other masters I've met.
00:38:12Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas.
00:38:14No, you're like a good guy.
00:38:16Listen up! The coast is clear!
00:38:18Thieves hit the streets!
00:38:20You two, get out of my sight!
00:38:38I know I promised that I'd lead you
00:38:40right to the community's front door,
00:38:42but the back door seems a little impractical.
00:38:44I gotta say, Janet,
00:38:46you really are a fox of your word.
00:38:48You know that, uh, peach pen?
00:38:50One from Master Gunkwe's Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
00:38:52That's a valiant beast thing.
00:38:54It's supposed to remind me
00:38:56that every pen holds the promise of a mighty tree.
00:39:00Maybe I'll do the same for you.
00:39:07Are you sure you want to do this?
00:39:09I was advised to merge with you, Lisa.
00:39:11How may one keep a butt
00:39:13if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?
00:39:17You're a real piece of work, you know that?
00:39:19Thank you. Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:32Have you seen our son?
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:40Sorry, sorry.
00:39:42Tell us you've seen our son!
00:39:44Wait, why'd they leave it?
00:39:46He said yes.
00:39:48Hey, look! Poe is here!
00:39:50Amazingly! How can you tell?
00:39:52We pens have a difference.
00:39:54Come on, give me more clues, I'll make them.
00:40:07Shh.
00:40:37Hi-ya!
00:41:07That was close.
00:41:09Look out!
00:41:11Huh?
00:41:13Poe!
00:41:15Stand back!
00:41:17Whoa!
00:41:19They're coming! Hurry, help me lift the cage!
00:41:25It's no use.
00:41:27We gotta brace it with something.
00:41:29Here, use my staff.
00:41:31All right, stand back, here I go!
00:41:33Jim?
00:41:35I need more staff.
00:41:37I think you mean my staff.
00:41:39You gave it to Jim, and now Jim has to give it to me.
00:41:41Give him the game.
00:41:43I believe that's how it works.
00:41:45You were right, Jim.
00:41:47She was and lives and works for Jim.
00:41:49First rule of the streets, never trust anyone.
00:41:51I taught her that.
00:41:53Maybe you thought my apprentice was your friend.
00:41:55Apprentice?
00:41:57She's the one that took you in?
00:41:59Best thing that ever happened to her.
00:42:01We should have seen her put a rubber spike before I found her.
00:42:03She didn't have S.T.A.R.
00:42:05Hanging out with those rejects from the Den of Fiends.
00:42:25She had no fear.
00:42:27Such pretension.
00:42:33So I took her in.
00:42:35I made her what she is today.
00:42:37Stand up straight.
00:42:39Yes, master.
00:42:41So you went through all of this just to get me to give you the staff of wisdom?
00:42:43Why?
00:42:45I too came from humble beginnings,
00:42:47and dreamed of becoming something more.
00:42:49I wanted respect and power.
00:42:51I wanted to be a master of Kung Fu.
00:42:53Say what?
00:42:55I was turned away from every training hall I knew to.
00:42:57They would say I was too small, too lowly.
00:42:59And that Kung Fu was not my destiny.
00:43:01And so I chose a different path.
00:43:03Sorcery.
00:43:05I grew.
00:43:07I excelled.
00:43:09And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.
00:43:11Everything except Kung Fu.
00:43:13Just because I can look like Tai Lung
00:43:15doesn't mean I can fight like him.
00:43:17You see, Po,
00:43:19Kung Fu may be performed by the body,
00:43:21but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
00:43:23And now that I have access to the spirit,
00:43:25then you can steal Tai Lung's Kung Fu.
00:43:27His and those of every master villain that came before me
00:43:29And once I do,
00:43:31no one will dare underestimate me again.
00:43:33You forgot about me.
00:43:35Don't bother, Po.
00:43:37Those bars are enchanted
00:43:39with some very old and very powerful magic.
00:43:41You'd need at least ten dragon warriors
00:43:43to get through them.
00:43:45Then I won't go through them.
00:43:47I'll go under them.
00:43:59That's frustrating for all sorts of reasons.
00:44:29Po!
00:44:31Jin?
00:44:33My staff! Hand it over!
00:44:35I'm so sorry I lied to you.
00:44:37I was just doing what I was told.
00:44:39Apologize later. Right now I have to stop the chameleon.
00:44:41Po!
00:44:43Jin?
00:44:47No!
00:44:53Well done, Jin.
00:44:55You never said you were gonna hurt him.
00:44:57What's the second rule of the streets?
00:44:59Someone always gets hurt
00:45:01and makes sure it's never you.
00:45:03I just wish there had been
00:45:05another way in the third rule of the streets.
00:45:07Third rule?
00:45:09Some would say it's the most important.
00:45:11No one is interested in your feelings.
00:45:15Chop-chop! We have a spirit welcome to Thunder Park.
00:45:17And smile!
00:45:19Nobody likes a grouch.
00:45:21Honestly, Kim, I don't know where you go such bad manners.
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:39Get off me!
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:45Son!
00:45:51Now save me!
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:55Hi, son.
00:45:57Ah!
00:45:59It's okay. We've got you, Po. We've got you.
00:46:03So you followed him. It was his idea.
00:46:05Okay, okay. It was both our ideas.
00:46:07Oh, he followed because we love him.
00:46:09No, he followed because you didn't believe in him.
00:46:11And because we love him?
00:46:13Well, you're right.
00:46:15I screwed up big time.
00:46:17I trusted the wrong person.
00:46:19I gave the staff of Wisdom Mike to the chameleon.
00:46:23Po,
00:46:25that was a very big time screw-up.
00:46:29If only I'd listened to Master Shifu
00:46:31and stayed in the Valley of Peace,
00:46:33the chameleon wouldn't have my staff and none of this would be happening.
00:46:35I was just so determined to keep things the way they were.
00:46:37Everyone is treated as you are.
00:46:39Even me.
00:46:41There was a time, not so long ago,
00:46:43when all I wanted to be
00:46:45was the greatest noodle chef in the Valley.
00:46:47So what happened?
00:46:49I became the greatest noodle chef in the Valley.
00:46:51It's true.
00:46:53But I also became the father.
00:46:55And nothing, nothing's ever been the same since.
00:46:57Champions doesn't always have to be the same.
00:46:59Why do you think I almost changed the menu at the restaurant?
00:47:03Because if things stayed the same
00:47:05for everyone else,
00:47:07you'd lose the flavor.
00:47:09He's right, Po.
00:47:11Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior.
00:47:13Strong. Brave.
00:47:15No!
00:47:17Move it!
00:47:19Get those pages up there!
00:47:21Come on!
00:47:23What are you doing?
00:47:25Come on!
00:47:31Don't tell me you were actually starting to become friends with that man.
00:47:33What?
00:47:35No. It's just when we want something,
00:47:37we must use whatever is at our disposal to make it.
00:47:39That's all that man wants.
00:47:41Something to use.
00:47:43Is that why you took me in?
00:47:45So I could help you get what you wanted?
00:47:47I took you in
00:47:49because you were clever and worthless
00:47:51and unsentimental like me.
00:47:53And the day you stopped being those things
00:47:55is the day when, yes,
00:47:57you stopped being useful to me.
00:47:59So for both of our sakes, no change.
00:48:05Tonight,
00:48:07when the blood moon rises
00:48:09to its highest point in the night sky,
00:48:11I will open the door to the spirit realm
00:48:13and all of its secrets will be mine!
00:48:17The blood moon always rises slowly.
00:48:19I seem to remember it rising faster.
00:48:21No?
00:48:23Just me?
00:48:29It's just for dramatic effect anyway.
00:48:31I think I'm just going to open the spirit realm now.
00:48:47Bring me Tai Lung!
00:48:57Tai Lung?
00:48:59Big fan.
00:49:01Who are you and what are you doing with that staff?
00:49:03This was given to me by an old friend of yours.
00:49:05The Coffee Panda?
00:49:07Poe might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly hand over
00:49:09Wu-Ku-Wei's staff to the likes of you.
00:49:11You'll say anything about Wu-Ku-Wei.
00:49:17Apparently I misjudged you,
00:49:19Elizabeth.
00:49:21Now, why have you brought me back?
00:49:23I summoned you here so that you could teach me
00:49:25those legendary Kung Fu moves.
00:49:27I don't share my skills with anyone.
00:49:29It wasn't a request.
00:49:47Tai Lung!
00:50:13I got it!
00:50:15The fighting, the power, the precision!
00:50:19What have you done to me?
00:50:21All of your Kung Fu
00:50:23is now mine.
00:50:25And the best part is,
00:50:27I'm just getting warmed up.
00:50:29Bring me General Tai!
00:50:33Bring me Mr. Osprey!
00:50:37Master Poe!
00:50:45Poe, wait! Please, be reasonable!
00:50:47I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back.
00:50:49No staff is worth your life.
00:50:51As long as I'm still a Dragon Warrior,
00:50:53I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me.
00:51:09Poe! You're alive!
00:51:12Please, I made a mistake.
00:51:14So did I. Trusting you.
00:51:16I'm sorry.
00:51:18Did your master tell you to say that too?
00:51:20She's not my master. I believe it, for good.
00:51:22It's the truth.
00:51:24I was wrong about everything.
00:51:27What are you doing?
00:51:29Stopping you!
00:51:31Get out of my way, Shen.
00:51:33No.
00:51:35Move.
00:51:37You want me to move? Move me.
00:51:40Why are you doing this?
00:51:42To stop you from getting killed.
00:52:06What do you care if I get killed or not?
00:52:09I don't care.
00:52:20Please, Poe.
00:52:22You have to do one thing right.
00:52:27You're not the only one who's mixed up.
00:52:29I have choices to make.
00:52:31You're really going to go through with this, aren't you?
00:52:33Afraid so.
00:52:35And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it?
00:52:37You can't beat her, you know.
00:52:39You're probably right.
00:52:41But I have to try.
00:52:43Get as far away from this place as you can.
00:52:45How? We should never have let him come here.
00:52:47We are such a terrible father.
00:52:49At least you didn't lie and betray him.
00:52:51Well, that's true. You're worse.
00:52:53I am a terrible friend.
00:52:55Friend? That feels a little generous.
00:52:57Let's just give up. Surrender.
00:52:59We can't let him go in there alone.
00:53:01What can we do? There's just three of us against an army.
00:53:03I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own.
00:53:07Hey, listen up, everybody!
00:53:15The dragon warrior's in trouble.
00:53:17Who?
00:53:19You know.
00:53:21Who?
00:53:23The panda.
00:53:25No, no.
00:53:27A different panda.
00:53:29I'm his father.
00:53:31I'm also his father.
00:53:33I'm his father.
00:53:35A different panda.
00:53:37I'm his father.
00:53:39I'm also his father.
00:53:41Okay, that doesn't matter.
00:53:43What matters is that my friend's in trouble and he needs my help.
00:53:45So, I need yours.
00:53:47Why should we help you?
00:53:49Because...
00:53:51Because it's the right thing to do.
00:53:53Stop that! Stop!
00:53:55Stop laughing!
00:53:57Look, I know you think it might be too late
00:53:59for a bunch of cheats, thieves, and cutthroats like us
00:54:01to change our ways,
00:54:03but you told me it's never too late to do the right thing.
00:54:05So, what you're saying is,
00:54:07what might we do now?
00:54:09We're wrong. We can do it later.
00:54:11What? Now? When will the communion get out of the way?
00:54:13Now we can finally do all the wrong we want.
00:54:15I can do this on a fundamental point.
00:54:17Violence! Violence!
00:54:19Are you guys ready to do the right thing
00:54:21for the wrong reasons?
00:54:25Now, you see, the mistake this dragon warrior fell on me
00:54:27was underestimating his opponent.
00:54:29I never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
00:54:31Hey!
00:54:35Now, you see, the mistake this dragon warrior fell on me
00:54:37was trying to out-parry.
00:54:41This place is full of evil gods, I guess.
00:54:43I'm never going to get to Polentine.
00:54:45You just get to Polentine. We'll take care of Polentine.
00:54:47We will?
00:54:49I mean, we will.
00:54:51But how?
00:54:53Just leave that to me.
00:55:01Help!
00:55:19General Kai? Lord Shen?
00:55:21Those are all my old nemesises.
00:55:23Nemesis? Nemesai?
00:55:25The chameleon is pulling spirits from the spirit realm
00:55:27and draining us of all our moves.
00:55:29We owe a staff to do it.
00:55:31I'm here to get it back.
00:55:33I won't hold my breath.
00:55:35Um, I'm sorry, do I know you, dude?
00:55:37No, it's Scott.
00:55:39The fire-breathing crocodile?
00:55:41Oh, right, Scott!
00:55:43Mr. Shifu and I were just talking about you.
00:55:45And, uh, Lu Bui made a mistake
00:55:47to use the dragon warrior.
00:55:49I just didn't realize how big a mistake he was
00:55:51until now.
00:55:53Whoa, Tai Lung.
00:55:55I'm going to get that staff back,
00:55:57and return you all back to the spirit realm.
00:55:59You'll see. All I see
00:56:01is a broken promise.
00:56:07All right,
00:56:09you bunch of cantankerous komodos.
00:56:11Now, this can go one of two ways.
00:56:13The easy way,
00:56:15in which you surrender willingly
00:56:17or the hard, where you surrender
00:56:19woundedly. The choice is
00:56:21yours.
00:56:24I was kidding!
00:56:26I was kidding!
00:56:39Thanks, Ping.
00:56:43Run away!
00:56:48Cannonball!
00:56:54Whoa!
00:56:57Oh, is it too spicy?
00:56:59No, it's got the perfect kick.
00:57:01Shin-sen, that's the secret to my
00:57:03mulberry punch.
00:57:09That candle was right.
00:57:11More violence later is better.
00:57:13Yay!
00:57:17I believe you have something
00:57:19that belongs to me.
00:57:23Can't you even die right?
00:57:25Can't you even kill wrong?
00:57:27Nope. We're glad you didn't come together.
00:57:29Now, about that staff.
00:57:31Take it. I already have everything
00:57:33I need from it anyway.
00:57:35I think this was destiny.
00:57:37A final face-off between the
00:57:39little komodos.
00:57:41I like it so many ways.
00:57:43If only I had a dumpling for every time a villain
00:57:45told me how much we had in common.
00:57:47It's true. We've both risen to the highest heights.
00:57:49It's a shame only one of us can come out undone.
00:57:51For you!
00:57:53The sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable.
00:57:55And once I dispense with you,
00:57:57I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
00:57:59to every other city and town and village
00:58:01from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
00:58:03Yeah, I know. But how did you know?
00:58:05I saw it in a vision.
00:58:07Because I'm the dragon warrior.
00:58:09For now, at least.
00:58:11But I've realized that it's probably time
00:58:13for me to change.
00:58:15And so should you.
00:58:17I'm the chameleon. I do nothing but change.
00:58:19You decide. Real change happens from within.
00:58:21And if we're really as alike as you say,
00:58:23then maybe we can both let go of who we were
00:58:25and become something better than we already are.
00:58:27What do you say?
00:58:29I say...
00:58:31Well, I saw that coming.
00:58:35We're very proud of you.
00:58:37You tried it our way. Now, try it yours.
00:58:39Kick her butt.
00:58:41I'm way ahead of you.
00:58:49Master Elephant's trunk twist!
00:58:53Master Bull's tusks of terror!
00:58:55Master Wolf's fangs of fury!
00:59:01Master Bull's horns of doom!
00:59:05What? Recognize this move?
00:59:09Is that how I sound? I don't sound like that, do I?
00:59:11You didn't learn those skills?
00:59:13Just smell them!
00:59:15Which one are you rooting for?
00:59:17I'm sure this is all very confusing.
00:59:19I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced
00:59:21because I am every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:35Whoa, I gotta workshop those heroic entrances.
00:59:37Nah, it was just rec.
00:59:39I knew I should have reacted
00:59:41to the rot in the gutter when you moved along.
00:59:43Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
00:59:47Yeah!
00:59:51Two against one?
00:59:53Well, no, that doesn't seem fair.
00:59:55I'll have to even the odds.
00:59:57Master Cobra!
00:59:59Master Osprey!
01:00:01Master Scorpion!
01:00:03Master Wolf!
01:00:05General Kai! Lord Shed!
01:00:11That is awesome!
01:00:13I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
01:00:17Whoa!
01:00:29Whoa!
01:00:31Shed!
01:00:47Whoa!
01:00:59How?
01:01:05I thought we were friends.
01:01:07Stand back.
01:01:09I'm gonna kick my butt.
01:01:17Whoa!
01:01:23Whoa!
01:01:29Whoa!
01:01:33Whoa!
01:01:37Whoa!
01:01:43Whoa!
01:01:47Whoa!
01:02:03Whoa!
01:02:05Whoa!
01:02:17Come on, Poe. Get out of there.
01:02:19You have to do this.
01:02:21I can't beat the Chameleon.
01:02:23A wise old tortoise once told me that you never know what you can do until you do it.
01:02:25The fate of the world hangs in the balance,
01:02:27and you're here giving me life advice of a tortoise?
01:02:29Be the pit, Shed. Be the pit.
01:02:35Whoa!
01:02:39Hey, what do you think you're doing?
01:02:41Finishing what Poe started.
01:02:43Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you?
01:02:45Don't slouch.
01:02:55You ungrateful little urchin!
01:02:57After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda!
01:03:01First rule of the streets, never trust anyone.
01:03:03Ha! You can't defeat me.
01:03:05I know all your moves.
01:03:07Not this one.
01:03:09Stir, serve, and skablam!
01:03:17Second rule,
01:03:19someone always gets out.
01:03:21Now that's a cool move.
01:03:23Poe, you could have gotten out of that cage any time you wanted.
01:03:25You faker!
01:03:27It's not faking. It's method.
01:03:29Besides, how's a peach ever supposed to become a tree
01:03:31with such ease to grip?
01:03:33And he who stirred faster and rolled higher,
01:03:35but for the last time,
01:03:37the word is...
01:03:43Shedding this new shade.
01:04:01Maybe Oodway was right about you.
01:04:05You aren't completely useless, are you?
01:04:07Oh, gosh, thank you so much.
01:04:17Ha, ha, ha!
01:04:19Our son!
01:04:21I think it's time.
01:04:23He sent us home, Panda.
01:04:26I think it's time.
01:04:28He sent us home, Panda.
01:04:56Jen! Jen!
01:04:58Do something!
01:05:00Third rule, no one's interested in your feelings.
01:05:06I'll see you on the other side,
01:05:08dragon warrior.
01:05:26I packed some food for your time in jail.
01:05:28Let's hope it's not too exciting for you.
01:05:30Thanks, guys.
01:05:32I was thinking,
01:05:34after I serve my time and I'm a free fox again,
01:05:36maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places
01:05:38that are all the rage.
01:05:40I think you'd better suit it for a job with a little more room for growth.
01:05:45Jade Palace?
01:05:49Out of all the candidates you choose to train
01:05:51as your worthy successor, you chose the fox?
01:05:54You know when you know, you know?
01:05:56Fine, choose who you want, the thieves, the scavenger,
01:05:58Karen, I don't even know why I'd bother.
01:06:00I'm going to go meditate.
01:06:02A lot.
01:06:04Don't worry, he'll come around.
01:06:06Probably. Maybe.
01:06:08Hey, you okay?
01:06:10He's right.
01:06:12What about me says I'm ready for this?
01:06:14Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen,
01:06:16sometimes the greatest dishes
01:06:18come from the most unlikely ingredients.
01:06:20Hey, that's not bad.
01:06:22Okay, I see you, spiritual leader.
01:06:24Yeah, I'm getting the hang of this proper thing.
01:06:26One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket.
01:06:28You know, maybe you should just take a chicken bite.
01:06:30But I can't buy hundreds.
01:06:32You sure can't buy a lot of dumplings.
01:06:34Why does it always come back to dumplings?
01:06:36When life gets you lemons,
01:06:38make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
01:06:40Wait, Daddy.
01:06:42You can't have your mooncake and make a cake, too.
01:06:44First you're going to have your cake
01:06:46and then order me the pudding.
01:06:48Inner peace.
01:06:50Inner peace.
01:06:52Inner peace.
01:06:54Hey, Master Shifu, look, there's two of us.
01:06:56You're doing great, Shifu.
01:06:58You're not breathing with your belly.
01:07:00You look a little tired.
01:07:02Are you tired?
01:07:04You don't look like a squirrel.
01:07:06Inner peace.
01:07:08Inner peace.
01:07:10Inner peace.
01:07:12Inner peace.
01:07:14Inner peace.
01:07:16Inner peace.
01:07:18Inner peace.
01:07:20Inner peace.
01:07:22Inner peace.