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00:30One is wise, one is brave, one is a leader, one is a friend, one is a leader, one is a leader, this is the world and this is the universe.
00:45One is more, one is one, and sometimes you can't reach one.
00:50And sometimes you find one, and you get a million.
01:00One is wise, one is brave, one is a leader, one is a friend, one is a leader, this is the world and this is the universe.
01:21One is wise, one is brave, one is a leader, one is a friend, one is a leader, this is the world and this is the universe.
01:31One is more, one is one, and sometimes you can't reach one.
01:36And sometimes you find one, and you get a million.
01:51Music
02:08Walk, you dog. Today you are going to be a drug dealer.
02:11Walk!
02:12I swear I won't take you to the sheikh.
02:14I will take care of you.
02:16Walk in front of you.
02:17Where are you going?
02:18Where are you going?
02:19You are going to be a thief, huh?
02:20Huh?
02:21Okay.
02:22Get in, get in, get in.
02:24Catch him, sheikh!
02:29Peace be upon you, sheikh.
02:30Peace be upon you, too.
02:31What is it, son?
02:32Catch the uncle, sheikh. He wants to kill him.
02:34What is going on? What are you doing?
02:39What is going on, uncle?
02:41What is going on, uncle?
02:43Do you see the sheep behind him? Do you see it?
02:45Do you see the goat?
02:46This, uncle, is sitting with pride.
02:49Yes, he is sitting with pride.
02:50Imagine, uncle, if only I could see him sitting.
02:52No, if only I could see him singing.
02:55No, if only I could see him sleeping.
02:58If only I could see him sleeping.
03:00What is this goat doing, uncle?
03:03What is he doing?
03:05Oh, my God, uncle, I think he is farting.
03:08Farting?
03:09Farting, farting.
03:10Farting, farting.
03:11The difference is great, uncle.
03:13Is it possible that he is farting?
03:14And moreover, this goat, uncle,
03:17farts and holds a cigar,
03:20and he shakes it and blows it and the sheep comes to him.
03:22And the sheep eat it.
03:23This is how we went to the disco, uncle.
03:24This goat.
03:25Is it true, what is the goat farting?
03:27No, uncle.
03:28Admit it! Admit it, man! Admit it!
03:31I'm telling the truth, Melfi!
03:33Admit it, Melfi! Admit it! There's nothing to it!
03:35Admit it and you'll go to hell!
03:37Admit it, man!
03:38There's nothing to it! Admit it!
03:40Hurry up! Admit it! Hurry up!
03:41Because I see this man is not empty, he's busy!
03:43Admit it and you'll go to hell!
03:44Yes, good for you!
03:45Come on! Come on!
03:46Say it! Say it! Say it, Bashir!
03:47I was going to kill you!
03:52Did you see that, uncle?
03:53You always tell us that I'm a liar!
03:55That I'm going to blame the guys!
03:57This man is a liar!
03:58He gave me a cigarette!
04:00He just asked me for a cigarette!
04:02And when I woke up, I thought he was going to hit me!
04:03And he took the money and put it in his pocket!
04:05Uncle! Uncle!
04:06I'm a man who loves this man!
04:07And I'm afraid for his health!
04:09This cigarette leads to cancer!
04:11And liver disease!
04:12And lung disease!
04:13And pancreas!
04:14And constipation!
04:15And in the Canadian state of the union,
04:16they write about it that it causes sheep madness!
04:18I don't care!
04:19The man is with you!
04:20Educate him!
04:21Understand him!
04:22Goodbye! Goodbye!
04:23Come on, son!
04:24Hey, son!
04:25Say it!
04:26Actually, uncle,
04:27I have a stomachache!
04:29The one who says it is my son, right?
04:35God help you, sheikh!
04:36God help you!
04:37God help you!
04:38Hey, sheikh!
04:39Is it possible?
04:40This face!
04:41This boy!
04:42The child in front of you!
04:43The soft one!
04:44The sweet one!
04:45He smokes!
04:46But the man is a liar!
04:47The liar feels that he has a stomachache!
04:48He feels that...
04:49He eats air!
04:50He says that he has a stomachache!
04:51I don't care!
04:52I'm a man who doesn't care about smoking!
04:55Uncle, sheikh!
04:56He's lying!
04:57My bag is here!
04:58In my pocket!
04:59Look at what's in your pocket!
05:00I don't care!
05:01I'm going back to it!
05:02I ask you, sheikh!
05:03This is one person's face!
05:04The cigar in his mouth!
05:05I don't know him!
05:06I said, look at what's in your pocket!
05:08I don't care!
05:09Sheikh,
05:10I have nothing in my pocket!
05:11I told you, I don't care!
05:12I don't care!
05:13I don't care!
05:14It's just...
05:15It's just a child!
05:16He doesn't know that!
05:17He doesn't know that!
05:18That's it!
05:19That's it!
05:20Stop!
05:21Stop!
05:22Not a problem!
05:23SubhanAllahu, it's a very bad night, very bad, there is no God except Allah
05:32yes my sheikh, there is smoke in the jar even you can smell it, and the medicine is not here yet
05:42oh my sheikh, this is the limit, you know the limit of a woman
05:47You are a traitor, you are a traitor
05:49You are a traitor
05:51And this is what you have done
05:53You have humiliated the people
05:55You have humiliated them
05:57You should be punished
05:59Glory be to God
06:01Now you are leaving the criminal
06:03And you are holding the wheel
06:05The wheel that you found
06:07And you put it on the drunk
06:17Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
06:23Welcome, welcome, welcome
06:26I am sorry that I am late
06:30What he is saying is that he is a major in our meeting
06:35Yes
06:36Welcome to the Kingdom
06:40I am happy to be dealing with your company from the Far East
06:49In the computer equipment deal
06:53Which is bought by a group of my companies
06:59For 50 million dollars
07:02Our actor says that he will get 1 million
07:06Excuse me, sorry, sorry
07:08I insisted that you come from the airport directly to the meeting
07:12Because I have a deal in New York in two hours
07:16New York, I am in a hurry
07:18In fact, the guarantee is that God willing
07:21You buy and pay 50 million dollars from our company
07:24And a group of my companies
07:26But we want you to put in our account
07:29A million dollars
07:31Of course, not the company's account
07:33The company's account
07:35Tarik, Mohamed, Mohamed
07:37Then you will understand this
07:39Now we will issue a million
07:42To pay the actor
07:43Are you okay?
07:44Okay
07:46Sorry, telephone
07:48Telephone
07:49Yes
07:50Tell him, tell him
07:51Telephone
07:52I will call him
07:53Yes, yes
07:54This one, this one
07:55What is this?
07:57What is this?
07:58Oh my God
08:00Okay, that's it
08:02Sorry, sorry
08:04An important meeting
08:06An international bank
08:07This is an international bank, there is a meeting
08:09They want to talk
08:10There is a wall in Saada
08:12God willing, it will solve the problem
08:14Please, please
08:15We have a problem
08:17We have a problem
08:33It is obvious that you have been hit hard
08:37By a big hit man
08:40But, thank God
08:43I actually called your company's headquarters in your country
08:48And they told me that you are in Riyadh
08:55What do you want now?
08:57What do you want me to do with you?
08:58I don't want you to leave
09:00You have branches in every street
09:02Of course, I have branches
09:04As long as I have money, I have to open branches
09:07What do you want me to do with you?
09:11I don't have a penny
09:13If you give me a penny, I don't have a penny
09:15You don't have anything more than that
09:18You are wearing what you are wearing
09:20And your car, and your jewelry
09:22And you say you don't have anything
09:23You don't have 20,000 to pay the bill
09:26You idiot
09:27All I have is 3,000
09:29The car's owner left
09:31And the driver left
09:34And I left
09:36If Abu Ali was late by 10 minutes
09:40We would have been in big trouble
09:43Didn't we say that this operation is guaranteed?
09:46And that it should be done 2 months in advance?
09:48Oh, Mas'ad
09:50I brought the records of Abu Ali's company
09:53I studied them
09:54I analyzed them
09:56I changed them
09:57I brought them a day before the meeting
09:59I fixed everything
10:03But if they were a little late
10:08You idiot
10:09What do you mean?
10:11You were angry with me
10:12You don't believe me
10:14I wasn't angry with you
10:16If the driver had called me
10:18And told me that Abu Ali brought this car
10:20I would have gone to him
10:22Mas'ad
10:23This is my car
10:24This is my car
10:25I wasn't angry with you
10:26Oh, Mas'ad
10:27Oh, Mas'ad
10:28You are a man of faith
10:31You don't believe me
10:32I wasn't angry with you
10:33I wasn't angry with you
10:34If the driver had called me
10:36And told me that Abu Ali brought this car
10:37I would have gone to him
10:39I would have told him to shut up
10:41And pay the bill
10:43You idiot
10:44You know me
10:45I don't lie and I don't lie
10:48I know how to take my rights
10:50I know you
10:51I know you
10:52You are a criminal
10:54But
10:55I will give you a chance
10:59Welcome
11:00Welcome
11:01Welcome
11:09Congratulations, Saeeda
11:11Here is the money and the kids
11:13God bless you, Saleha
11:15And Aqbal
11:17Aqbal, why are you so happy?
11:19I wish Saleha
11:20You were one of his destiny
11:21I swear, Abu Awad
11:23I appreciate all the women
11:25Who came here to marry a good man
11:27I want to make you laugh
11:28But I want to tell you something
11:29What?
11:30He handed over the plates and the rings
11:32And he doesn't know anything
11:33Abu Awad, Abu
11:35Think about it
11:36I am happy
11:37Every two months
11:38You come to me
11:39And I read the books
11:41Listen, I am happy
11:42I don't know anything
11:43I have 15 sons and daughters
11:45And thank God
11:47I have 15
11:48But the last one
11:49Is from the days of the Turks
11:51Abu Awad
11:52Are you laughing?
11:53Listen to me
11:54I will teach you
11:55And teach you 10 more sons
11:56I swear
11:57Forget him, Abu Awad
11:59He is looking for excuses
12:00So that he doesn't get married
12:01I swear
12:02Amin, listen
12:03Amin, listen
12:04Amin, listen
12:05What?
12:06Abu Salim
12:07What did you do to me?
12:08What did you do to me?
12:09Abu Salim
12:10I swear to God
12:11He doesn't know
12:12That I am happy
12:13That he is my farmer
12:14And he gave me a ring
12:15I swear, I will teach him
12:16I swear, I will teach him
12:18I swear, I will teach him
12:19I swear, I will teach him
12:21Abu Salim
12:23That's what I said
12:24We always do it together
12:25What?
12:26Are you sitting here?
12:27If you get out
12:28You will burn your mouth
12:29Go away
12:30Go away
12:31Go away
12:32Go away
12:33Go away
12:34You are crazy
12:35You aren't doing anything
12:36Go back to your shop
12:38I told you
12:39Don't get in
12:43You are the one who is crazy
12:44Don't you remember the Sharjah?
12:47You think you are so smart
12:48Do you know whose land this is, Mfarrah?
12:50Abu Salim, are you out of your mind?
12:52Don't you want to be a human being?
12:54Do you want to test me in my land, in my good, in my bad?
12:56Listen, Mfarrah.
12:58Do you know that this land is mine? It's not yours.
13:00What do you mean it's not my land?
13:02I swear it's my land, I swear.
13:04And all the people of the village are witnessing this.
13:06You know, Mfarrah, that this piece has problems between you and me.
13:09And it's a matter of the court.
13:11If the court solves it, I'll be very happy.
13:13No court, no empty talk.
13:15I say, take your children and leave before something happens to you.
13:18I swear, I swear.
13:20And don't let Shaywal take you and your children.
13:23Oh, guys, I swear to God.
13:25You are children of uncles, relatives, flesh and blood.
13:27Don't make fun of us in public.
13:29I swear, and I won't say a word.
13:31Let me teach this man how to deal with Mfarrah and Mfarrah's land.
13:34And you go to Shaywal.
13:36Turn on Shaywal, and whoever meets you in front of him, hit him and kill him.
13:39I swear, Mfarrah,
13:41Shaywal won't move until he's on my body.
13:43What are you saying?
13:45I swear, if you don't leave my land,
13:47I'll kill you like the Italians.
13:49I swear, guys.
13:51He threatens me with his life.
13:53I swear, you don't want Rahman's share.
13:55You want Shaywal's share.
13:57I swear, I'll kill you.
13:59Abu Salim, Abu Salim.
14:01Abu Salim, Abu Salim.
14:05Listen, Musleh.
14:07Appreciate this sheep's beard.
14:09And your marriage tonight.
14:11But I swear, if he comes to the land,
14:13I'll cut him and slaughter him.
14:15A slaughter that doesn't belong to God.
14:17And you're angry with me.
14:19But I swear,
14:21I swear, if you put a bullet in the ground,
14:23it won't be a morning.
14:25I swear, I'll kill you.
14:27I swear, I'll kill you.
14:29The birds are gone.
14:31There's no sheep's head.
14:33Go away.
14:35Go away.
14:37I'll kill you.
14:39I'll kill you.
14:41What do you want?
14:43I'll kill you.
14:45I'll kill you.
14:57So, you're the tribe's knight?
14:59Yes, I'm the tribe's knight.
15:01What do you want?
15:03I'm tired of the hunting.
15:05My son is weak.
15:07You're a coward.
15:09I'm tired of you and your tribe.
15:11And the sheikhs.
15:13You're a fool.
15:15I'm tired of you.
15:17Yes, you're a fool.
15:19You're a fool.
15:21You're a fool.
15:23You're a fool.
15:25You don't know men's knowledge.
15:27You don't work like men.
15:29I'm tired of Saad Shaddad.
15:31What do you want?
15:33Your sick son can't get treatment in the city.
15:35What's wrong with him?
15:37He looks like a donkey.
15:39He looks like a donkey.
15:41He can't get treatment in the city.
15:43He can't get treatment in the city.
15:45Are you a man?
15:47I'm the only man in this tribe.
15:49I'm the only man in this tribe.
15:51I can beat you.
15:53I can beat you.
15:55No.
15:57You can't drink tea.
15:59I want to drink tea.
16:01I want to drink tea until I die.
16:03Come here.
16:05Come here.
16:07I want to die.
16:13Let me see you.
16:15I'll kill you.
16:17I'll kill you.
16:19You look like a donkey.
16:21You look like a donkey.
16:23How can I take care of you?
16:27Don't assume you're a donkey.
16:29Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:31Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:33Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:35Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:37Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:39Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:41Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:43Don't forget to feed the animals.
16:45Don't forget to feed the animals.
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17:01Don't forget to feed the animals.
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17:07Don't forget to feed the animals.
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17:11Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:13Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:15Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:17Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:19Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:21Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:23Don't forget to feed the animals.
17:25Yes, I'm on my way.
17:27I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:29I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:31I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:33I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:35I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:37I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:39I'll tell him to clean my car.
17:41Oh, my God.
18:11You have a bullet in his head and his blood is bad, help him!
18:14And your son has blood?
18:16Listen, before we get to the Sheikh or the government,
18:20pay me two heads of Halal to compensate me and my son.
18:23Or I'll show you.
18:25Two heads for a little blood?
18:27Why? Do you want me to forget my wife or my mother?
18:30I don't know what you're saying.
18:32Do you want me to forcefully pay you?
18:34I'm telling you to get out of the car.
18:36I swear I won't step on you.
18:38I swear there's no difference between you and any other girl in the car.
18:40Two heads of Halal to compensate your son.
18:43Why? Do you want me to forget my head?
18:45Is this the last thing you're going to say?
18:47The last thing I'm going to say is that I won't give you anything.
18:50I'll show you.
18:51I promised the Sheikh.
18:53And he wants to forcefully pay you.
18:55I swear I won't step on you.
18:58I swear there's no difference between you and any other girl in the car.
19:01Get out of the car.
19:10I swear there's no difference between you and any other girl in the car.
19:13Please don't make a scene.
19:15I swear I didn't come to the wedding.
19:17And I'm happy to be here.
19:19You didn't hear him threatening me to kill me.
19:21Abu Salim.
19:24Look, Abu Salim.
19:26We all know that he's happy.
19:28He won't even kill his wife.
19:30But you're upset because of this?
19:32And this is my marriage, Abu Salim.
19:34It's not a happy marriage.
19:35We know it's your marriage.
19:37I swear you have no mercy on your head.
19:39I didn't find any other girl in the tribe who isn't happy.
19:42Abu Salim.
19:44You're making a mistake with a man.
19:46And you're making a mistake with me and my wife.
19:48May God guide you, Abu Salim.
19:49I swear your wife is a blessing.
19:51But being happy isn't worth it.
19:53What about the butter?
19:55There's no power or strength but God.
19:57Because of you, Abu Awad.
19:59And you, Musleh.
20:00I'll be happy.
20:01But there's no point in being happy on my land.
20:04I swear I won't step on you.
20:10Hey, Abu Nahi.
20:11Yes.
20:12What did you say to Abu Saud?
20:15Aren't you ashamed of your son?
20:17I don't know, sheikh.
20:19But my son will live a long life.
20:22He won't come back until he's dead.
20:26He'll die.
20:28By the way, I know Abu Saud.
20:32And I don't know if my son is dead or not.
20:35Take him from his palace.
20:37I won't defend you.
20:39I won't.
20:41You'll listen to me and then you'll leave.
20:47We heard you, Tony Blair.
20:49Abu Nahi.
20:50What is this nonsense?
20:52Respect the sheikh's palace and talk to him.
20:55Leave him alone.
20:56I know him.
20:57I've known him for a long time.
21:02You and I are the same, sheikh.
21:04This sheikh doesn't follow my principles.
21:07I'm a student of international law.
21:09I want an international court.
21:11In Paris, Bangladesh, Sudan or any other country.
21:15The president should be the new president.
21:17Do you understand?
21:18If he doesn't get his passports,
21:20we'll hold a conference and an international court.
21:23Your breakfast will be on my account.
21:28What did you say, Abu Nahi?
21:30I don't know.
21:31I saw him when I was in Sudan.
21:35You're so stupid, Abu Nahi.
21:38You saw him on TV.
21:41Listen to me, Abu Nahi.
21:44You want to get rid of Abu Saud?
21:48Yes.
21:49And you want to kill all the people in this court?
21:52Yes.
21:53Because you ruined our court.
21:55Yes.
21:57You're all speaking the same language.
22:00Listen, sheikh.
22:01It's impossible for me to pay 3 rous for 3 cigars.
22:05What if I buy a bottle of hashish?
22:07What will you do?
22:08What about the hashish?
22:10What about it?
22:11That's a good idea, sheikh.
22:14If you go to the city, I'll bring you 500 pieces.
22:17Just one.
22:19I don't know if you're in a tent,
22:22or in a tent, or in a white house.
22:24One time.
22:25The sheikh will get mad.
22:28What are you saying?
22:31Do you want to pay or go to jail?
22:34Wait a minute.
22:36A few days later.
22:53You're dead, you piece of shit.
22:56It's all about the rules,
22:59and the 3 rous,
23:00and the 2 heads of hashish.
23:02I'm not a cigar seller.
23:04And don't make me drink all of it.
23:06And don't make me drink more.
23:08You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
23:11Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
23:34You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
23:37Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
23:40You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
23:43Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
23:46You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
23:49Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
23:52You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
23:55Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
23:58You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
24:01You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
24:04Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
24:07You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
24:10Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
24:13You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
24:16Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
24:19You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.
24:22Don't make me get a gallon and drink it all.
24:25You see, there is a man in the first village who sells sweet alcohol.