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When two 30-ish couples retreat from New York City to a crumbling resort in the Catskills, they find a new home filled w | dG1fMnY2XzM3alZnQUU
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00:00Goddamnit.
00:01Dude, it's one thing when you're 25, but to make a real life here for the long run, it's
00:23rough.
00:24I want to move out of the city and have a nice house and a garden.
00:29Can we do that?
00:30I just wanted to let you know that I have a contingency plan.
00:33It's to move to some place a lot cheaper.
00:39Well, beats sitting in an office all summer.
00:45We've got a card room, outside bar, and see, we've got constant surveillance, so that's
00:51great, huh?
00:55I just can't find anything to do up here.
00:58I thought 90% of the reason we're up here is because there is nothing to do.
01:03Dude, you're selling pot brownies to senior citizens?
01:06I think I'm doing a public service.
01:07What do you think of that?
01:09And why did you get a minivan?
01:11I don't know.
01:12Options.
01:13And it's orange as shit.
01:15It's only been a few months.
01:17So how long do you want to wait?
01:19If we have to have unprotected sex for years, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
01:24I'm glad this is funny to you.
01:28I never met a scary movie.
01:32I didn't like it.
01:36I never met a smart girl.
01:41What I actually do care about is you lying to me.
01:44You are so dumb.
01:47I'm so dumb.
01:49I heard about what happened.
01:54Oh!
01:55What do you want from me?
01:56You don't like it here.
01:57I do.
01:58Let's just agree to disagree.