A broke teenager gets more than she bargained for when she begins doing stand up comedy, using John Mulaney’s material | dG1fRGZyZGRVY1VxQk0
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00:00With the Supreme Court ruling early today that comedic stand-up material is not eligible
00:21for copyright, a potentially detrimental decision for those making a living through stand-up
00:26work.
00:27Hey Connor, I don't know what we're going to do today.
00:33So you're going to what?
00:34Try and pull off some other comedian's jokes?
00:36Me doing Dave Chappelle's material wouldn't really work, but there is one guy.
00:40Kevin Hart?
00:41What?
00:42How?
00:43You'd just have to steer around the N-word jokes, but the short jokes would work.
00:46John Mulaney.
00:47A Gay in Denial works perfect.
00:50I found PDFs.
00:51Nothing, I was over on the bench.
00:59But you saw what happened.
01:00Yeah, because I was over on the bench.
01:02So you saw what happened to Tyler and you did nothing.
01:04Yeah, because I was over on the bench.
01:05Well, let me ask you this.
01:07In Nazi Germany, when people saw what the Nazis were doing and they did nothing, were
01:11those good people?
01:12Oh no, those are bad people.
01:13You gotta stop the Nazis.
01:15But you saw what they were doing to Tyler and you did nothing because I was over on
01:19the bench.
01:21But I'm not here to be hard on you.
01:24That's like if you were going away for the week and you hired a horse to watch your dog.
01:29So here's the number where we'll be, and here's where we keep the dog food, and you're a horse.
01:37A lot of people always say, people that shush animals, they go, hey, shh, shh, shh.
01:40They've never spoken.
01:50Woo!
01:53You seem giddy.
01:56Yeah, man.
01:57I'm like, it's cold.
02:00Is that a brick of cocaine?
02:03How about that?
02:04There you go.
02:06Later.
02:08My dad is cold blooded.
02:11He once shushed a kid at Lion King on Broadway.
02:14That actually happened.
02:15We were at Lion King on Broadway.
02:18And there was this five-year-old behind us going, look, it's Pumbaa.
02:21Look, it's Timon.
02:22And my dad turned around and said, are you going to talk the entire time?
02:27He's my hero.
02:40Meet Petunia.
02:43You know John Mulaney is with the French Bulldog, right?
02:47Yeah, but they're expensive, and our tickets are not.
02:50This is getting weird.
02:51Come on, it's getting fun.
02:53So Bit and Binder came every year with a program that teaches us about the dangerous world
02:56waiting for us outside the school gym.
02:58And that program was called Street Smarts.
03:00Time for Street Smarts with Detective J.J. Bit and Binder.
03:03Shut up, you're all going to die.
03:04Street Smarts.
03:05That was the general.
03:06Tell them.
03:07I'm homeless.
03:08I am gay.
03:09I have AIDS.
03:11I'm nude.
03:12No!
03:13Woo!
03:16Okay.
03:17We're doing jokes from Baby J. next.
03:20Come on.
03:21Sidney, we're worried about you.
03:24Wrong energy.
03:25Sidney, this is serious.
03:27Oh, she fell over the intervention.
03:30You know, before we start, can I go to the bathroom?
03:33No.
03:34Ah!
03:35Man, I thought they were going to tackle her.
03:38You thought they were going to what?
03:39I thought they were going to tackle you like that intervention.
03:42That's to catch you.
03:44Are you disappointed now that they're not going to tackle me?
03:47Yeah.
03:48Sidney, you have a problem.
03:50Not funny!
03:52You're wearing a three-piece suit.
03:55Yeah.
03:56I thought you were trying to beat the lesbian allegations.
04:00You're right.
04:07Hi, I'm Sidney.
04:09Hi, Sidney.
04:11Hi, I'm Sidney.
04:12Hi, Sidney.
04:13And it's been three weeks since I quoted a John Mulaney bit.
04:28Just testing the water, seeing if y'all are going to be fun or not.
04:31Just wanted to see.
04:32Just wanted to see.
04:35I figure if we start the show with domestic violence, the rest of the show should be pretty
04:41smooth sailing after that.
04:48Hey, Colin.
04:50Wait, no, but, okay.
04:52Listen, he's not a coke addict.
04:55Just sexist.