• 2 months ago
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00:00Where'd you teleport? The blighted village. I'm gonna head north, go to the creche.
00:21No, you're good.
00:31There was an enemy back there, you see that? Or are they all?
00:35I saw it on the map. Yeah. It looks like all. It was a scrawny badger.
00:39Did you hear that animal in there? Yeah, I did.
00:43Do you want to check it out or no? Yeah, we can. Go for it.
00:47Oh.
01:13What?
01:18Leave it. Whoever's inside doesn't want an audience, and I don't want to fight.
01:29Fine. You open it. You won't get disapproval by her.
01:35You hear another mother cry. The two inside are still in the throes of passion.
01:47Whoa.
01:56Is that Amber?
02:00Ruined! Smash! I'll smash you!
02:11Don't disturb a half-ogre in the making.
02:15That's disgusting.
02:19My spells come back on a short rest, but how much health do they have? 28 and 59.
02:27All right. Oh, my two go first. I'll try to make it quick.
02:34Oh, I didn't bind it. Damn it.
03:05Oh.
03:10Get out.
03:21You look awesome. What do I have to lose?
03:27Oh, no.
03:34Nice.
03:55Your boyfriend's dead.
03:59My weenie.
04:05I hate her.
04:08Oh, okay.
04:11Wait, what is that piercing?
04:27Jeez.
04:31Uh, I'm scared to enable it.
04:51That looked weird.
05:01Nah.
05:10Are you kidding me, game?
05:17I... Nothing I can... Nope, nope. I want to cancel.
05:26Hmm.
05:31Wow, I didn't even have to do anything.
05:48Oh.
05:52Anything good?
05:55What about the mangled corpse?
06:00Hey, it was worth it.
06:05That was disgusting to see.
06:13Roasted meat?
06:16Oh, wait, what?
06:18Sword? Sword?
06:21Nah, dagger.
06:23No, cutscene thing.
06:26You can't see the ear? Yeah, there's a dagger protruding from the meat is what it said.
06:33Hmm.
06:35Well, I gotta do strength.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Oh.
06:43You got this, I believe.
06:48Yo.
06:51Darn.
06:56Oh, you can re-roll?
07:03There. There, yes.
07:17Ooh.
07:22Okay.
07:27Not gonna lie, that dagger kinda matched my armor.
07:31It's a plus one.
07:33I'm gonna send it to you, because it's garbage for me.
07:36You know what I mean? Yeah.
07:41When did I find this?
07:44It's called Sorrow?
07:46Oh, I gave that to you. It's a slave.
07:49Oh, oh yeah, now I remember.
07:52I'm just gonna steal their goods.
07:58I want that hunk of meat.
08:01Wait, meat?
08:03The cutscene thing again?
08:08Oh, okay, I guess we just...
08:11Okay.
08:13I'm pretty sure I got dragon teeth. I could easily take it and eat it.
08:23Okay.
08:27There. There's no more meat. I cut it.
08:30It said use main weapon attack.
08:33I was mad. No, get down there.
08:40Hyena sounding things in the distance?
08:45A bomb went off?
08:47You heard that?
08:52Okay.
09:18Hmm, I remember this area.
09:22Lots of blood.
09:30This way.
09:37That was me.
09:47What?
09:49Oh, you bitch.
09:52Because I thought we were going up there.
10:19Wow.
10:26What's up, man?
10:29Yavlogs?
10:32Or Yowvlogs?
10:49I am who you say.
11:10My eye.
11:20Okay.
11:33You look disgusting.
11:36Yowvlogs?
11:39I don't know what that means.
11:44Oh, I don't get to see your roll. What do you gotta get?
11:47Persuasion. I gotta get a 10.
11:50I got a 23.
11:52Jeez.
12:01Oh, that's how he pronounced it.
12:04Yowvlogs.
12:18I hate all of them.
12:33Oh, their dragons can fly, but I can't.
12:39Oh, man.
12:41Did we level up? Oh, you're talking.
12:48Ah.
13:08Who's the boss there? You or her? Jeez.
13:18How much farther can I go?
13:21Yeah, there's a lot of different dialogue options, and we try to...
13:25We're trying to be good guys for this playthrough.
13:28Trying.
13:31That's the mountain pass.
13:34Ugh. It's in the gizmo.
13:36Wait, I gotta see something.
13:39Nope. Alright.
13:42How are they too heavy to throw? I'm a weak little weenie, dude.
13:48What'd you just do?
13:51Nothing, yeah.
13:54I was gonna see if I could hit it.
13:57Now, proceed.
14:00Would you rather...
14:03I was gonna throw their bodies off if I was strong enough, but I can't.
14:06Alright, what?
14:09We can either hit the mountain pass, which is supposed to be more dangerous.
14:12Or we can hit the Underdark.
14:15Let's do mountain pass.
14:18Maybe we'll get more EXP, and...
14:21Last time we were underground, it went so bad.
14:24Yep.
14:27You have, like, a jolly run to you.
14:30How dare you. Oh.
14:33It'll be difficult for our party level.
14:36Okay.
14:39Oh, I didn't mean to click that.
14:43Oh, I didn't mean to click that.
14:46Come on.
14:49There. I'm incapable.
14:52Alright, what are we doing now, boss?
14:55I'm looking.
15:07Those are all the quests?
15:13And we're not close to leveling up.
15:16So I guess we just go ahead.
15:19Alright. We could save.
15:26I appreciate that, but don't ever feel like you have to stop on by again.
15:32I guess I'm going in, brother.
15:35Alright.
15:38It's...
15:41Baldur's Gate 3.
15:45A demon?
15:50What?
15:54Wait, we can pick her up?
15:59She doesn't have a lot of clothes on.
16:04Is that where he's from?
16:08Is that where he got his eye from?
16:14Interesting.
16:25Oh, what?
16:38You want to fight her?
16:44Let's give it a try. We just saved.
16:59Ew, you look so bad.
17:03What?
17:08What?
17:11Do we really like this guy?
17:14What?
17:25Ew.
17:32What is going on?
17:35Did he always have that belt on?
18:06What?
18:21He looks like all types of messed up now.
18:27Oh, we're in our campsite now?
18:30What?
18:33Obviously.
18:38Alright.
18:43The names.
18:49What? He's gotta die.
18:52He's gotta die.
18:57What? What's funny?
19:04You...
19:19I'm changing it for now.
19:22I'm so annoyed.
19:26Alien? Oh.
19:30I hate her.
19:46What? That was like a Chad move?
19:49I guess so.
19:53It's Baldur's Gate 3.
19:56Baldur's Gate 3.
20:08Oh, wow. You're like oatmeal to her.
20:11Whatever.
20:25No!
20:41Wow.
20:55What?
20:58What?
21:01Oh yeah, here we go.
21:12What?
21:18You're like, what?
21:32We're bringing the vampire back.
21:35We're reviving him right now. He's gotta cock block you.
21:38That's how I do it again.
22:08Apparently so.
22:33Are you ready?
22:39Oh, I guess so.
22:46Oh, Father's blessings to you.
23:02Huh?
23:05What are you trying to seduce him? Caught up in the moment?
23:22Joke's on us. He's never been out.
23:35Alright. Yup.
23:48Wait. Wait. Someone wishes to speak with me.
23:51The dog?
23:54Oh.
23:57Crying like a little bitch over here.
24:00Meh.
24:03I'm ugly now.
24:33I'm ugly now.
24:36I'm ugly now.
24:39I'm ugly now.
24:42I'm ugly now.
24:45I'm ugly now.
24:48I'm ugly now.
24:51I'm ugly now.
24:54I'm ugly now.
24:57I'm ugly now.
25:00Yeah.
25:10Now Wither's is probably like there's someone
25:13even more fucked up looking than me.
25:19Get that booty. Nope.
25:22You're snoring. Yup.
25:25She's not coming for ya. Not tonight.
25:30I can force more dialogue with this bitch if I really want to.
25:55I can force more dialogue with this bitch if I really want to.
26:25I can force more dialogue with this bitch if I really want to.
26:26I can force more dialogue with this bitch if I really want to.
26:27I can force more dialogue with this bitch if I really want to.