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00:00Come in. Hello.
00:04Hiya, name please? Steve.
00:12Ah, yes, here you are.
00:14Ooh, benefit fraud.
00:17Excuse me?
00:19It's what you're on here for, benefit fraud.
00:21Must be a mistake, I don't recall it.
00:23You're working two jobs with no PAYE system in place and only paying tax on one.
00:31And you're receiving Jobseeker's Allowance.
00:35I thought I could claim that anyway because of my income.
00:38You thought you could claim seeking the job while you have two jobs?
00:42I thought I could see your claim because my salary is quite low, so...
00:47No, that's not really how it works.
00:50So what would happen is you'd have to declare both incomes and whether or not you were taxed on them, that would be at the end of the tax year.
00:57But unfortunately, we're not here for not paying, we're here for not declaring while claiming.
01:02So, we've got a few options.
01:05We've got a Community Service option and for the amount you've been...
01:10Seven months on Jobseeker's Allowance and five months with the two jobs.
01:15Okay.
01:16So, is that correct, right, since April?
01:19Yes.
01:20So, Community Service, we're looking at about 200 hours, so you can do that locally or in surrounding areas.
01:27Obviously, you've got to pay the money back anyway.
01:30Right.
01:31Or it's a very small prison sentence.
01:33Open prison, but still prison.
01:36So, what are you feeling, Steve?
01:38I think I'd choose prison.
01:40You'd choose prison?
01:41Oh, right.
01:43A young boy like you going to prison, you're not going to survive a week, my dear.
01:48We do have a third option.
01:51It's certainly more exclusive, only offered to first-time offenders and people that may not have understood necessarily the laws in place.
02:01Okay.
02:02So, what I can do to avoid sending you to prison, because honestly, if you drop the soap in there, you're a goner.
02:07You would need to do a very small course, just making sure you're aware on how taxing works and how declaring your income works.
02:15That's about a two-day course.
02:17That would be paid for by us.
02:19And then, as for the punishment, it would be a spanking.
02:24Okay, we can give that a go, because, yeah.
02:27Yeah, so that's your first time and you've not quite understood.
02:30And again, it's a two-day course as well.
02:31Yeah, so think of it like that's your speed awareness course.
02:34Yes.
02:35And then people will be able to help you declare the income, because it does get confusing.
02:38It does, and yeah, it should hopefully stop me making mistakes in the future.
02:42And I haven't spanked anyone ages, so I'd much prefer you did that, really.
02:45These forms get awful boring.
02:47I don't even know how I've got this job.
02:49All right, so we're going to go for the, yeah.
02:51As I say, it's quite exclusive.
02:52Not a lot of people join this club.
02:54So if I could just have you sign that stick and say on the bottom corner, that's great.
02:58And I must stress, this really is only for first-time offenders.
03:04Okay.
03:05So if you decide you like it, don't go for declaring income.
03:07I've had that before.
03:08It doesn't work, unfortunately.
03:10Shame.
03:12You just stand on it.
03:13Would you be able to pop your chair against the wall there?
03:18And I'm going to go here.
03:25And if you could just take trousers off.