In a Swiss Alpine resort shortly after the War an army officer and upper-class Humpy Miller both set their sights on Mary, the landlord's daughter.
Nigel Patrick ... Capt. Clive Norton
Kathleen Harrison ... Nannie Cartwright
David Tomlinson ... Humphrey 'Humpy' Miller
Jill Day ... Mary
David Hurst ... M. Victor
Leo McKern ... Gaston Nikopopoulos
Nicholas Phipps ... Gen. McLintock-White
Joan Young ... Mrs. Hackenfleuger
Lionel Jeffries ... Maitre D', Hotel
Paul Hardtmuth ... Porter
Fabia Drake ... Opulent Lady
Tommy Farr ... Bruiser
Charles Lloyd Pack ... Doctor
Robin Brown ... American Boy
Dorothy Gordon ... W.R.A.C. Orderly
Neil Hallett ... Alphonse
Julia Arnall ... Young Woman on Aeroplane
Paul Beradi ... Airline Passenger
Guy Deghy ... Ski Instructor
Shirley Anne Field ... Young Woman on Aeroplane
Charles Gilliard ... Officer
Victor Harrington ... Man Dancing With Nannie Cartwright
George Hilsdon ... Airline Passenger
Vernon Morris ... Page Boy
Anne Paige ... Woman
Directed by Wendy Toye
Nigel Patrick ... Capt. Clive Norton
Kathleen Harrison ... Nannie Cartwright
David Tomlinson ... Humphrey 'Humpy' Miller
Jill Day ... Mary
David Hurst ... M. Victor
Leo McKern ... Gaston Nikopopoulos
Nicholas Phipps ... Gen. McLintock-White
Joan Young ... Mrs. Hackenfleuger
Lionel Jeffries ... Maitre D', Hotel
Paul Hardtmuth ... Porter
Fabia Drake ... Opulent Lady
Tommy Farr ... Bruiser
Charles Lloyd Pack ... Doctor
Robin Brown ... American Boy
Dorothy Gordon ... W.R.A.C. Orderly
Neil Hallett ... Alphonse
Julia Arnall ... Young Woman on Aeroplane
Paul Beradi ... Airline Passenger
Guy Deghy ... Ski Instructor
Shirley Anne Field ... Young Woman on Aeroplane
Charles Gilliard ... Officer
Victor Harrington ... Man Dancing With Nannie Cartwright
George Hilsdon ... Airline Passenger
Vernon Morris ... Page Boy
Anne Paige ... Woman
Directed by Wendy Toye
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00:00:00All for Mary, the fellas all adore her, she's the sweetest could be.
00:00:18All for Mary, the moment that I saw her, she was something to see.
00:00:25And it's so easy to understand the reason, she has admirers from eight to eighty-two.
00:00:33For when she smiles there is spring in every season, and you know what spring can do.
00:00:40All for Mary, and no one can resist her, all the praises they sing.
00:00:48All for Mary, the wish of every mister is to give her praise.
00:00:56So who's to blame if the tankers and the sailors, the soldiers and the sailors, and even the Marines.
00:01:04All for Mary, for Mary is the girl of their dreams.
00:01:18All for Mary, for Mary is the girl of their dreams.
00:01:28All for Mary, for Mary is the girl of their dreams.
00:01:38Excuse me, this seat is taken.
00:01:51Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:55Morning.
00:02:01What was that?
00:02:03I said good morning.
00:02:04Oh, good morning.
00:02:05Is this your coat?
00:02:07Yes, it is.
00:02:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:02:12So sorry.
00:02:32Barley sugar, sir?
00:02:33Or sugar?
00:02:34Oh, no, I'd like some whiskey and some cigarettes, please.
00:02:36Certainly, sir.
00:02:37Barley sugar, sir?
00:02:43Barley sugar?
00:02:44What's the matter?
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:46Incident?
00:02:47Barley sugar, sir?
00:02:48Oh, yes.
00:02:52Barley sugar, sir?
00:02:54Barley sugar, sir?
00:02:55I'm not very fond of air travel, you know.
00:03:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:03:36Would you like a gangway seat?
00:03:37No, no, if you don't mind, I'd rather sit here.
00:03:39I like to keep an eye on the engines, you know.
00:03:41You never know, do you?
00:03:43Poor leak.
00:03:44Poor fire.
00:03:45That's not what I'm worried about.
00:04:04Please sit down, sir.
00:04:05What is it?
00:04:07I'm trying to locate my ice cream.
00:04:17Here we are.
00:04:18I was afraid to disturb you again.
00:04:20I'm feeling fine now.
00:04:22Do you know, I think I could eat a spot of lunch.
00:04:25I'm beginning to recapture the holiday spirit.
00:04:27Is this in the mood for something, Justine?
00:04:32Do you know it?
00:04:35Hotel Des Arts?
00:04:36That's right.
00:04:39Oh, crikey.
00:05:35Welcome to Saint Justine, Monsieur.
00:05:59A party of two, Monsieur.
00:06:00I'm alone.
00:06:01At last.
00:06:02This and this.
00:06:04And this.
00:06:05Certainly not.
00:06:06This is that.
00:06:07Goodbye.
00:06:08Oh, you can't carry that.
00:06:09Boutropetite.
00:06:10I'll tell you what.
00:06:11You carry that.
00:06:12You're a big health interpreter.
00:06:13You can't manage that either.
00:06:14Hello.
00:06:15Hello.
00:06:16Things are looking up.
00:06:17I think I'm going to like Saint Justine.
00:06:18Oh, everybody does.
00:06:19It has everything.
00:06:20It certainly has.
00:06:38You must show me around one weekend, if you can spare the time.
00:06:42Mary, ma petite, there you are.
00:06:46Mary.
00:06:47Every day you are becoming more and more beautiful.
00:06:50Hello, Gaston.
00:06:52May I present...
00:06:53Norton.
00:06:54Clive Norton.
00:06:55Gaston Guiseppini Coppola.
00:06:57I am charming.
00:07:04Mary, we have a great deal to discuss.
00:07:06You will excuse.
00:07:07Who?
00:07:08You will excuse.
00:07:14I'm awfully sorry.
00:07:18Thank you so much.
00:07:19You're Mr. Miller, aren't you?
00:07:20Yes, I know.
00:07:21Well, how did you know?
00:07:22We've been expecting you.
00:07:24Oh, really?
00:07:26I hope you'll be very happy here at Saint Justine.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:32And if there's anything you want, just let me know.
00:07:38Thank you very much.
00:07:40Permit me to present myself.
00:07:42Gaston Guiseppini Coppola.
00:07:44Thank you very much.
00:07:46Goodbye.
00:07:47Come, my little cabbage.
00:07:48See you later.
00:07:49Oh, I hope so.
00:07:50Excusez-moi.
00:07:56Welcome, monsieur.
00:07:58Our Captain Norton.
00:07:59She's a fast worker.
00:08:01You're referring to my daughter?
00:08:14You terrible man.
00:08:23I'm terribly sorry.
00:08:33Hello.
00:08:34Hello.
00:08:35Going up?
00:08:36Well, not right up.
00:08:38Just to the first floor, so to speak.
00:08:40I don't suppose you've ever had to worry about nurse trostopes.
00:08:43You're an expert.
00:08:44You'll soon pick it up.
00:08:45Well, you don't know me.
00:08:46I don't pick things up very easily.
00:08:48Look, I don't suppose you would...
00:08:51I mean, you couldn't...
00:08:52Hello there.
00:08:56Hello, Tenzing.
00:08:57Going fishing?
00:09:00What were you going to say?
00:09:01Well, only that I...
00:09:02I want...
00:09:03I would have appreciated an...
00:09:05I quite understand if you...
00:09:09Start again, old man.
00:09:10Start again, yes.
00:09:11Well, I was wondering if...
00:09:12You'd like me to teach you to ski?
00:09:14Is that it?
00:09:15Well, would you?
00:09:16Well, she'd adore to, but unfortunately she's taking me skiing this afternoon.
00:09:19I can tomorrow, though.
00:09:20Thank you so much, Miss...
00:09:22Call me Mary.
00:09:23May I?
00:09:24Of course we may.
00:09:25She said so.
00:09:27Thank you so much.
00:09:28I'll see you tomorrow.
00:09:29Goodbye.
00:09:30Oh, mind you don't fall down and break your neck.
00:09:31People do when they're beginners.
00:09:32I had to be doubly careful, won't I?
00:09:34Goodbye.
00:09:38He's really very sweet.
00:09:40Yes, isn't he?
00:09:41Well, let's get moving.
00:09:47Doesn't our barb look lovely today?
00:09:49Our barb?
00:09:50Yes, that peak with the chalet on it.
00:09:52Oh, it looks like a cuckoo clock.
00:09:54When you're up there, you watch the sunrise and drink hot chocolate made with goat's milk.
00:09:59Oh, rosemolty.
00:10:01You mean you spend the night up there?
00:10:02You have to, to reach the summit.
00:10:05Wonderful idea.
00:10:17All set?
00:10:19Well, here we go.
00:10:36Now, children, left foot slowly up.
00:10:43Good.
00:10:44Now, right foot slowly up.
00:10:48That is very good, my friends.
00:10:51Now, left foot slowly up.
00:10:54Left.
00:10:55No, not left.
00:10:56Right.
00:10:57Stop playing private jokes.
00:10:58It is so easy.
00:11:00Now, look here, my friend.
00:11:01The weight of the body, slightly forward.
00:11:03So.
00:11:04He said the weight of the body, slightly forward.
00:11:05I know.
00:11:06You put too much weight, too far forward.
00:11:07Very possible.
00:11:08Now, look at me, children.
00:11:09I will show you.
00:11:10How old are you?
00:11:11Now, look, young man.
00:11:12Attention, children, please.
00:11:13The weight of the body...
00:11:14No.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16No.
00:11:17No.
00:11:18No.
00:11:19No.
00:11:20No.
00:11:21No.
00:11:22No.
00:11:23No.
00:11:24No.
00:11:25No.
00:11:26No.
00:11:27No.
00:11:28I've never fallen. Never once.
00:11:36Congratulations.
00:11:37Some people have the knack and some haven't.
00:11:39I suppose so.
00:11:40You haven't.
00:11:58Good afternoon.
00:12:09Anything wrong, Mr. Gustafson?
00:12:10Something is not so all right.
00:12:11What is this game?
00:12:12Game?
00:12:13Your daughter is leaving me cut and dry to be sporting with the captain.
00:12:16I will speak with her.
00:12:17Please don't manage. I can worry.
00:12:19Excuse me.
00:12:22Please.
00:12:30Mary!
00:12:31Yoo-hoo!
00:12:32I am here!
00:12:38Well.
00:12:39Hello.
00:12:40Mary.
00:12:41All morning I have been waiting for this afternoon.
00:12:43Where have you been?
00:12:44Up and out.
00:12:45Doing what?
00:12:46Coming down.
00:12:47Monsieur will excuse.
00:12:48Monsieur will not.
00:12:49Please, Clive.
00:12:50Are you engaged to this wolf cub?
00:12:52Certainly not.
00:12:53Oh, she is so shy.
00:12:55I'm going to get changed.
00:12:58So.
00:12:59So.
00:13:00I am your rival.
00:13:01Right from the word scratch, I don't like you.
00:13:05Greek meets Greek.
00:13:06Oh, I thought you were Flemish.
00:13:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:13:10My mother is Polish.
00:13:12My father, she is Greek.
00:13:13I'm raised up in Bessarabia.
00:13:15Bessarabia.
00:13:16This has no bearing.
00:13:18I wish to remember.
00:13:19Signora Maria is perfectly betrothed to me.
00:13:23That's what you think, cock-populous.
00:13:26Please.
00:13:27Nick-populous.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:51Oh.
00:14:04Ah!
00:14:05They can't stop the other way.
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:12I'm terribly sorry.
00:14:18I'm terribly sorry.
00:14:49I'd like to get aboard a steamer
00:14:55And sail away across the blue
00:14:59Far away, far away, far away from everybody
00:15:04And only close to you
00:15:08I want a lazy tropic island
00:15:12Where making love is all you do
00:15:15Making love is all you do
00:15:18Far away, far away, far away from everybody
00:15:23And only close to you
00:15:27So, darling, close your eyes
00:15:30And come away with me
00:15:32On the journey of my dreams
00:15:37With you in my arms
00:15:39Close in my arms
00:15:41How wonderful
00:15:43How very wonderful it seems
00:15:47I'd like to find my own oasis
00:15:51A perfect paradise for two
00:15:54Far away, far away, far away from everybody
00:16:00And only close to you
00:16:04So, darling, close your eyes
00:16:09And come away with me
00:16:12On the journey of my dreams
00:16:16With you in my arms
00:16:20Close in my arms
00:16:23How wonderful
00:16:26How very wonderful it seems
00:16:30I'd like to find my own oasis
00:16:38A perfect paradise for two
00:16:42Far away, far away, far away from everybody
00:16:47And only close
00:16:50And only close
00:16:54So very close
00:16:59To you
00:17:11Yes, I'd love to.
00:17:31I warn you, I'm a shocking dancer.
00:17:34Well, you won't shock anyone if you hold me like that.
00:17:38Look at that empty loafer.
00:17:41I hope you won't think me forward.
00:17:43The perfume you're wearing is absolutely...
00:17:45Oh, lovely.
00:17:47Forward?
00:17:49Judging by some of the people here, I'd say, if anything, you were a little...
00:17:52Backward?
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:55Nice.
00:18:01What's your Christian name?
00:18:02Humphrey.
00:18:03It's a bit of a mouthful, but my friends call me Humphrey.
00:18:05Humphrey.
00:18:06I like it.
00:18:07It's nice.
00:18:09I'm so glad.
00:18:17You have a lovely voice.
00:18:19Your father must be very proud of you.
00:18:21Of you and the hotel and the view and the mountain.
00:18:25The mountain and the view.
00:18:28Take this mountain, for instance.
00:18:31I mean, having a good look at it, it's quite a mountain, isn't it?
00:18:34It's called La Barbe.
00:18:36Really?
00:18:37Tell me, does anybody ever climb it?
00:18:39I do, sometimes.
00:18:40You do?
00:18:41To reach the summit, you have to spend a night in the chalet.
00:18:45And at dawn, you watch the sunrise and have chocolate and cold baked beans.
00:18:50How do you know?
00:18:51Well, Mary told me.
00:18:52She is going to take me there.
00:18:54Aren't you?
00:18:55Shall we dance?
00:18:56Excuse me.
00:19:07It's nice to see you again, Miss Carpide.
00:19:09Oh, thank you very much.
00:19:11I'm very glad to be back.
00:19:13He remembers me.
00:19:15You've been here before?
00:19:16Oh, yes, dear.
00:19:17I come here every year.
00:19:19How long are you staying?
00:19:21Only two weeks.
00:19:22Then I have to get back to my babies.
00:19:24Oh, I see.
00:19:25I see.
00:19:26I see.
00:19:27I see.
00:19:28I see.
00:19:29I see.
00:19:30I see.
00:19:31I see.
00:19:32I see.
00:19:33I see.
00:19:34I see.
00:19:35I have to get back to my babies.
00:19:36What babies, Miss Cartwright?
00:19:39I have three proper little pinkers.
00:19:41And you're Miss Cartwright?
00:19:43That's right, dear.
00:19:44Oh, they're not my own, bless you.
00:19:47I'm a nanny.
00:19:48A nanny?
00:19:49And you stay at the hotel these hours?
00:19:52Oh, yes.
00:19:53It's very comfortable.
00:19:54I've been coming here over 20 years, ever since I was nanny to the Gregson Lucases.
00:19:59And we brought little Ronnie here for his chest.
00:20:01He's an MP now.
00:20:04Do you know what I do, dear?
00:20:05I put all my sixpences into a china pig so that I can come here.
00:20:10And you'd be surprised how much it adds up to in the year.
00:20:13You ought to try it, dear.
00:20:34All right.
00:20:35All right.
00:20:52Good morning, Mr. Miller.
00:20:53Good morning.
00:20:54You're not feeling very well.
00:20:55Well, I've never felt better in my life.
00:20:58Perhaps you have a little itch.
00:21:00As a matter of fact, I think I caught a flea.
00:21:02A flea in my hotel?
00:21:03Never.
00:21:07Look.
00:21:09What's the matter?
00:21:10Look.
00:21:13I've got spots.
00:21:14You must go to bed at once.
00:21:15We'll fetch the doctor immediately.
00:21:16But I'm on holiday.
00:21:17I'm on holiday.
00:21:18I'll get the doctor.
00:21:20Please, dear.
00:21:22Oh, my God.
00:21:26What is it?
00:21:27Monsieur, you have the fowl pest.
00:21:29Fowl pest?
00:21:30No.
00:21:31No.
00:21:32How do you say?
00:21:33Chickenpox.
00:21:34Chickenpox?
00:21:35What?
00:21:36We will take you to the hospital.
00:21:37The hospital?
00:21:38No, I beg you.
00:21:39Monsieur, we must order the ambulance to be...
00:21:41No, no, doctor.
00:21:42Not the ambulance.
00:21:43It would be terrible for business.
00:21:45Very bad for the prestige.
00:21:47No, no, doctor.
00:21:48Not the ambulance.
00:21:49Very bad for the prestige.
00:21:53There is an attic under the roof. It is quite isolated.
00:21:56An attic?
00:21:57Yes. The room is lovely.
00:21:59The view is charming.
00:22:01It's charming.
00:22:14Hey, lover, put up a wet shoulder.
00:22:18Ha-ha. Good lad.
00:22:25Hurry, monsieur. Hurry, hurry.
00:22:31Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:22:35Ah, bonjour, monsieur.
00:22:37Bonjour.
00:22:45I say, old chap.
00:22:47Who?
00:22:48George.
00:22:49George.
00:22:52George.
00:22:53Moi?
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:55I am Alphonse, my brother.
00:22:58George.
00:22:59Moi?
00:23:00Yes.
00:23:01I am Alphonse. My brother is George. My sister is Georgette.
00:23:03And my grandmother was...
00:23:04I know. Georgina.
00:23:05No, no. Violette. And she is dead.
00:23:07Oh, dear.
00:23:08Well, now, look. Is this...
00:23:13Is this mon chambre?
00:23:14Oui, oui, monsieur.
00:23:15Well, chambre pas bonne.
00:23:16La chambre est pas bonne?
00:23:17Non.
00:23:18Mais si, mais si, si, si, si.
00:23:19Non, non, non, non.
00:23:20The idiot doesn't understand French.
00:23:22I have isolated the gentleman with the itch.
00:23:25I have him coming downstairs, I hope.
00:23:27This itch could be...
00:23:29Confectious.
00:23:31Absolutely not.
00:23:32Impossible.
00:23:33Excuse me, monsieur.
00:23:37Ah, no.
00:23:38Monsieur Alphonse.
00:23:39I...
00:23:41Je suis a sick man.
00:23:43Spots.
00:23:44Regardez les spots.
00:23:46Have you ever regarded spots comme ça, devant?
00:23:49Before?
00:23:50Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:23:51That's not good, huh?
00:23:52Well, that's what the doctor said.
00:23:53The doctor, he's no good.
00:23:58He sent my grandmother to the hospital.
00:24:00Well, the hospital no good either?
00:24:01Hospital bad.
00:24:02Many go in, a few come out.
00:24:04After that, my grandmother, she lose her arms, her legs, her teeth, her hair.
00:24:08I don't hear any more about your grandmother.
00:24:10There is no more to hear, monsieur.
00:24:11She die.
00:24:12It was horrible, huh?
00:24:13Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
00:24:14Enfin, c'est la vie.
00:24:15A big one.
00:24:16That's life.
00:24:17Sounds more like death to me.
00:24:20English joke.
00:24:21English joke.
00:24:23Joke anglaise.
00:24:29Hello.
00:24:30Hello.
00:24:31Yes, Mr. Miller.
00:24:33No, there is no other room.
00:24:36No, Mr. Miller, you must stay up there.
00:24:38Chickenpox is most touching.
00:24:40I'm going straight back to England.
00:24:41Where are my clothes?
00:24:42You haven't, you haven't.
00:24:44No clothes.
00:24:45I've sent them to be fumigated.
00:24:47Fumigated?
00:24:48Never have I had chickenpox in my hotel before.
00:24:50Never, Mr. Miller.
00:24:52You are the only one.
00:25:49Oh, thank you.
00:25:52How are you?
00:26:00Hello.
00:26:01How are you, Hans?
00:26:02Welcome.
00:26:03Welcome, Miss Carter.
00:26:04Ah, it's good to be back again.
00:26:18Hello.
00:26:48Hello.
00:27:09Victor.
00:27:10What is with your hotel?
00:27:13I have seen yet another scratching Englishman.
00:27:16No, Mr. Nikopoulos.
00:27:19This is terrible.
00:27:20First we have one chickenpox, then we have two chickenpoxes.
00:27:31Hey, what the...
00:27:32This is sabotage.
00:27:35Sabotage.
00:27:40Entrez.
00:27:42Miss Carter, I...
00:27:44Oh, Mr. Victor, how nice to see you.
00:27:48You are a gift from heaven.
00:28:00Hurry, Mr. Priest, hurry, hurry.
00:28:02Don't rush me, I'm on my holidays.
00:28:05Let's go.
00:28:16No, no, no, no.
00:28:17Wait, wait, wait.
00:28:35Yes.
00:28:48Oh, no.
00:28:55I say, Boo.
00:28:56Boo, in my bed.
00:28:57Yes, you better get out of it, too sweet, because moi chickenpox.
00:29:00Moi chickenpox also.
00:29:01Good Lord, Boo.
00:29:02Oui.
00:29:03Why didn't you say so?
00:29:04Because moi likes to hear Boo parley, Boo.
00:29:06Now I know where I got my blasted chickenpox.
00:29:08You gave it me.
00:29:09More likely you gave it to me.
00:29:10What the devil are you doing in my bed?
00:29:11Your bed?
00:29:12Yes, and I was just about to get into it.
00:29:13Well, you missed the boat, old boy, didn't you?
00:29:14Entrez.
00:29:15Yes, entrez.
00:29:18Hardly the sort of way for one Englishman to treat another.
00:29:21Not cricket, eh?
00:29:22No.
00:29:23This is the Alpshire cloth, not the oval.
00:29:25Vive le spa.
00:29:31Here, well, try this.
00:29:32It's useful for getting around the corners.
00:29:39Entrez.
00:29:50Pardon me.
00:29:52I think they must have sent me to the wrong room.
00:29:55I'm Nanny Cartwright.
00:29:57I've come to nurse two small boys with chickenpox.
00:30:00She's come to nurse two small boys with chickenpox.
00:30:04Come in.
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08I brought a teddy bear for one and a toy boat for the other.
00:30:11Well, bags either teddy bear her.
00:30:13You're quite right, Nanny.
00:30:14This is the right room.
00:30:15I'm Master Clive and this young rogue is Master Humpy, the little rascal.
00:30:20Now say hello nicely to Nanny and stop picking your nose.
00:30:23I think there must be some mistake.
00:30:26Mr. Victor didn't say I was to look after grown-up boys.
00:30:30Nanny.
00:30:32Don't you remember me, Nanny?
00:30:34I'm Humpy.
00:30:40Not my little Humpy Miller?
00:30:42Yes, Nanny.
00:30:43Oh, well.
00:30:45How you've grown, dear.
00:30:47Have I?
00:30:48Well, of course you have, you idiot.
00:30:50What are you doing out of bed, Master Humpy?
00:30:53Nothing, Nanny.
00:30:54And you with chickenpox?
00:30:56Into bed with you, you naughty boy.
00:30:59Oh, Nanny, I'm supposed to be on holiday.
00:31:01Now, don't fret, dear.
00:31:03Things are never as bad as they seem, are they?
00:31:06No, Nanny.
00:31:08Have you been scratching, dear?
00:31:11No, Nanny.
00:31:14Yes, Nanny.
00:31:15Hello, Nanny.
00:31:18Yes, Nanny.
00:31:19That's right.
00:31:20It's always best to tell the truth.
00:31:22That's right.
00:31:23Be a good little boy, Humpy, and maybe Nanny will give you a nice lollipop to tuck.
00:31:27Now then, I can see you're quite above yourself.
00:31:31And I don't have to look far to see the reason why.
00:31:34No more of this, dear.
00:31:36And no more of these.
00:31:38Now, just one minute.
00:31:40I won't stand for this.
00:31:41Won't?
00:31:42That's a little word we never use up here.
00:31:44That's a funny word.
00:31:45What?
00:31:46Been to bed with you, you naughty boy.
00:31:48Oh, dear, what do you think you're talking to?
00:31:50A young gentleman who's forgotten his party manners.
00:31:53Still, it's never too late to learn, and there's plenty of time to teach you.
00:31:58Been to bed for a start.
00:31:59Now, don't be ridiculous.
00:32:00That's all right, dear.
00:32:01You don't know me yet, but you soon will.
00:32:03Now, look here.
00:32:04Oh, yes.
00:32:05You soon will.
00:32:07I think you ought to know there are ridiculous rumors going around that a case of chickenpox exists right here in the hotel.
00:32:12You mean La Petite Verole?
00:32:14I most certainly do not.
00:32:16I mean chickenpox.
00:32:17I think you ought to see this absurd story spread so further.
00:32:20It is absurd, isn't it?
00:32:21Quite absurd, madame.
00:32:22That's what I said.
00:32:24I said Victor would no more allow a case of chickenpox in the hotel than a case of bad champagne.
00:32:29That's very good of you, madame.
00:32:30You can take my word, madame.
00:32:32Good.
00:32:42Nanny Cartwright.
00:32:43Miss Mary.
00:32:44Oh, it's lovely to see you, nanny.
00:32:45And you, too.
00:32:46You're prettier than ever.
00:32:47I heard you'd arrived.
00:32:48I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:32:49Where have you been hiding?
00:32:50Oh, I've had a very busy day, dear.
00:32:51Come and have a drink and tell me all about it.
00:32:52Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:32:53But don't you think you'd have more fun if you stayed with your friends?
00:32:54Oh, I'd love to.
00:32:55Oh, I'd love to.
00:32:56Oh, I'd love to.
00:32:57Oh, I'd love to.
00:32:58Oh, I'd love to.
00:32:59Oh, I'd love to.
00:33:00Oh, I'd love to.
00:33:01Oh, I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'd love to.
00:33:03Oh, I'd love to.
00:33:04Come along, nanny.
00:33:05We're going to celebrate.
00:33:06Such a lovely thing happened to me today, dear.
00:33:07One of Nanny's boys came back under her wing.
00:33:08But, nanny, how exciting.
00:33:09What will you drink?
00:33:10Just a lemonade, dear.
00:33:11Now, nanny, we were supposed to be celebrating.
00:33:12Well, perhaps I should get going.
00:33:13I suppose I'll see you later.
00:33:14Good-bye.
00:33:15Good-bye.
00:33:16Good-bye, dear.
00:33:17Good-bye, dear.
00:33:18Good-bye, dear.
00:33:19Good-bye, dear.
00:33:20Good-bye, dear.
00:33:21Good-bye, dear.
00:33:22Good-bye, dear.
00:33:23Good-bye, dear.
00:33:24Good-bye, dear.
00:33:25Good-bye, dear.
00:33:26Good-bye, dear.
00:33:27Good-bye, dear.
00:33:28Good-bye, dear.
00:33:29we were supposed to be celebrating.
00:33:31Well, um, um, perhaps just a little...
00:33:35A little port in it?
00:33:37And a serrano for me, please, Jacques.
00:33:40Now, where did you find your little boy?
00:33:42Up in the attic with chicken pox.
00:33:45My master, Humpy.
00:33:46Humpy?
00:33:47Do you know Humpy?
00:33:48Do you?
00:33:50He's so sweet and so shy.
00:33:52I like him.
00:33:52Yes.
00:33:53Still the same sweet nature he had when he was in Rompus.
00:33:57Merci beaucoup.
00:33:58Thank you, Jacques.
00:34:00Just fancy, nanny drinking in a bar.
00:34:03Whatever next?
00:34:08Good evening, Miss Cartwright.
00:34:09Mary Gaston, please.
00:34:12Right.
00:34:13Sorry, nanny.
00:34:16Excuse me, Miss Cartwright, but he's most important client.
00:34:20Come over specially to see Mary.
00:34:22I quite understand.
00:34:23The two chicken pox, how are they?
00:34:26Far away in the land of Norton.
00:34:45I thought you'd like to know you've been snoring.
00:34:47And you have been for the last three hours.
00:34:52What do we do with my bottle of whiskey?
00:34:54Captain Norton, it'll never get well if you scratch it.
00:34:57Isn't that right, Master Humpy?
00:34:59How can I scratch anything in these flipping gloves?
00:35:01That's why you've got them on.
00:35:03Master Humpy keeps his on, and his spots have nearly gone.
00:35:06Put the thermometer back.
00:35:08I want a cigarette.
00:35:10Not until you've had your temperature taken.
00:35:12Last, that was not until you put your gloves on.
00:35:14The time before, not until you've had your medicine.
00:35:17Why can't I just have a cigarette?
00:35:20Why can't you just do as you're told without a cigarette?
00:35:23Master Humpy doesn't have to be promised things
00:35:25to do what's best for him.
00:35:27We can't all be little Lord Fauntleroy's.
00:35:29Aren't we a nasty cross patch today?
00:35:32What is it, Annie?
00:35:33Nothing to worry about.
00:35:35A few more days up here, and you'll be as right as rain.
00:35:39Mine's normal.
00:35:40Now, can I have a cigarette?
00:35:41Even if you are normal, I have to know in case you're not.
00:35:46I said, can I have a cigarette?
00:35:48Not until you've had your meds.
00:35:49Oh, there you go again.
00:35:51We always say, nasty first, nice after.
00:35:54But you promised, you promised.
00:35:56Somebody got out of bed the wrong side this morning.
00:36:00Well, you needn't try giving me any more of your filthy medicine,
00:36:02because I won't take it.
00:36:03Won't?
00:36:05That's a little word we never use up here.
00:36:07Ah, silly, blithering, twiddling old hen.
00:36:10No drinks, no smokes.
00:36:11It'll never get one of your scratchy-toes and naughty cross patch.
00:36:13This man here of yours is killing me.
00:36:16She's no right to touch my whiskey and cigarettes.
00:36:20I'm going to have it out with her.
00:36:21I'm going to sack her.
00:36:22You'll never do that.
00:36:23Mummy tried again and again.
00:36:24She said it was hopeless.
00:36:25Well, I not your money!
00:36:26Out of bed again, oh, you naughty boy.
00:36:32Here's your meds.
00:36:33Thank you, Nanny.
00:36:34Upsy-daisy.
00:36:35Hold your nose.
00:36:36Swallow hard, and down she goes.
00:36:40And here's your bullseye for afters.
00:36:42OK.
00:36:44Now, isn't he a good boy?
00:36:46Now, into bed with you, Captain Norton.
00:36:49And here's your meds.
00:36:50I'm not having any meds, and I'm not getting into bed.
00:36:52Now, don't talk silly.
00:36:54You know you like your nice bed.
00:36:56It's a lousy bed.
00:36:57All I want's my whiskey and cigarettes.
00:36:59I want, I want.
00:37:01What a naughty carry-on.
00:37:02Stop talking to me as though I'm a Christopher Robin.
00:37:05All I want's my cigarettes and whiskey.
00:37:07And if I don't get them, you're going to get the sack.
00:37:09That is a nasty thing to say.
00:37:12You know I mustn't let you have them.
00:37:14Just because I'm an old woman, you're trying to bully me.
00:37:18Bully you?
00:37:19What do you think you've been doing to me for the last week?
00:37:21Master Humphrey.
00:37:23Now look what you've done.
00:37:25There, there, Nanny.
00:37:26Now, come and sit down.
00:37:28He didn't mean it.
00:37:29He did, he did.
00:37:31He thinks I'm an old fossil.
00:37:33I never said that.
00:37:35A dugout, an old fusspot.
00:37:37Look, all I want's my whiskey and cigarettes.
00:37:39That's all I ask.
00:37:40He doesn't realize I'm only being cruel to be kind.
00:37:43Of course, of course.
00:37:44You're like a mother to us.
00:37:45Now, where's my whiskey?
00:37:48A mother to you?
00:37:50Oh, what a lovely thing to say.
00:37:53I think I'm going to cry again.
00:37:55Oh, don't do that for Pete's sake.
00:37:57There, there, Nanny.
00:38:00I don't want to hurt you, Nanny, but I must be absolutely frank with you.
00:38:04The fact is, we're a little short of cash at the moment,
00:38:07and we can't really afford to keep you one.
00:38:09So, sad though it may be, you'll have to go.
00:38:14Well, I won't.
00:38:16Won't?
00:38:17That's a little word we never use up here.
00:38:19I mean, I won't take any money.
00:38:22You mean you'll look after us for nothing?
00:38:24Yes, dear.
00:38:25But you mustn't.
00:38:27Master Humphrey, you didn't think that money could ever come between us, did you?
00:38:32Certainly not, Nanny.
00:38:34Captain Norton doesn't know me like you do.
00:38:37Or he wouldn't have made such a silly mistake.
00:38:40So pop into bed, Captain Norton, dear, and drink up your medicine like a good boy.
00:38:46Humphrey, your mummy was right.
00:38:49Absolutely right.
00:38:52All right, give it me.
00:38:54Down the little red lane.
00:39:02Gloves?
00:39:08There.
00:39:09Your bed looks a proper dog's dinner.
00:39:11There.
00:39:12Now we both feel better.
00:39:17Rest easy, never a care.
00:39:19Nanny's going out for a little fresh air.
00:39:23If Florence Nightingale ever worked with her, she'd have blown out her lamp.
00:39:30And she hasn't even left me a cigarette!
00:39:34Yes, Mr. Miller.
00:39:36Yes, Mr. Miller.
00:39:38Yes, Mr. Miller.
00:39:40You wish two glasses of whiskey and some cigarettes.
00:39:45Master Humphrey, you naughty boy.
00:39:47Go back to bed at once.
00:39:51That was Nanny.
00:39:53Hans, switch off the telephone immediately, please.
00:39:56As you say, Miss Carlton.
00:39:59Bad boys.
00:40:03No, it's no good. She's had us disconnected.
00:40:38Les voilà .
00:40:41Les whiskeys.
00:40:44Et les cigarettes.
00:41:03Garçon!
00:41:05Garçon!
00:41:07Oui, monsieur.
00:41:09I want an ice cream soda.
00:41:10Oui, monsieur.
00:41:11I want a raspberry one.
00:41:12Oui, monsieur.
00:41:13And I want a double portion of ice cream in it.
00:41:15Oui, monsieur.
00:41:17And I want it quick!
00:41:18You want your bottom smacked, that's what you want.
00:41:24Mary, I have been relishing the thought of this moment.
00:41:28The weather is perfect for climbing.
00:41:30I have never seen the chalet before.
00:41:37Oh!
00:42:00Well, they're obviously going to the chalet.
00:42:02Well, I hope they'll be back before dark.
00:42:04Don't be ridiculous.
00:42:05It means the night there.
00:42:06They'll see the sunrise.
00:42:12The light's still on.
00:42:13We'll start worrying when it goes off.
00:42:19Katie, stand by your beds.
00:42:23Here.
00:42:27All right.
00:42:29We are feeling glum tonight, aren't we?
00:42:35Master Humpty?
00:42:39Master Humpty?
00:42:41Nanny's talking to you, dear.
00:42:43What's the matter?
00:42:44Cat got your tongue?
00:42:45No.
00:42:47Yes, Nanny.
00:42:51There.
00:42:53Now we're all tucked up and comfy.
00:42:56Now come along, Captain Norton.
00:42:58I can't think what you boys find to look at all day on that mountain.
00:43:02Wildlife, Nanny.
00:43:05You're very naughty boys.
00:43:07Well, what have we done?
00:43:08It's not what you've done.
00:43:09It's what you'd like to do.
00:43:11Now pop into bed, Captain Norton.
00:43:15Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.
00:43:18Would you like a glass of barley water, Master Humpty?
00:43:21No, thank you, Nanny.
00:43:22Would you like a glass of barley water, Captain Norton?
00:43:25No.
00:43:27I think there's a little word missing.
00:43:28Know what?
00:43:29No, damn it.
00:43:30That wasn't the little word I meant.
00:43:32No, thank you.
00:43:33Thank you, thank you.
00:43:34And good night.
00:43:39If you don't want to sleep with poor Teddy,
00:43:41Teddy shall sleep with Master Humpty.
00:43:49Good night, Captain Norton.
00:43:50Night, night.
00:43:53Cheer up, dear.
00:43:55Smile and the world smiles with you.
00:44:00That's right.
00:44:04Good night.
00:44:34Good night.
00:44:48Good night.
00:44:49Sweet repose.
00:44:50Lie on your backs and not on your nose.
00:44:55Lights out in ten minutes, boys.
00:45:04The light's still on.
00:45:05Start whining when it goes off.
00:45:06It's gone off.
00:45:07Start whining.
00:45:08No, it's gone on again.
00:45:09It's Gaston.
00:45:10No, no, it's not.
00:45:11It's Mary.
00:45:12Well, make up your mind.
00:45:13No, no, it is Gaston.
00:45:14Here, let me have a look.
00:45:18Yes, it's them all right.
00:45:21She's kissing him.
00:45:25Hello, hello.
00:45:27What is it?
00:45:28She shut the door.
00:45:30Oh, Mary, how could you do this to me?
00:45:33Just think.
00:45:35That little chalet up there like a cuckoo clock.
00:45:38Breakfast in the morning, chocolate and cold baked beans.
00:45:43Well, you've got to admit it, Humpty.
00:45:46She is a bit of a...
00:45:48You don't mean a...
00:45:49I'm afraid so.
00:45:52She's a bit of a...
00:45:54She's a bit of a...
00:45:56She's a bit of a...
00:45:57She's a bit of a...
00:45:58She's a bit of a...
00:45:59She's a bit of a...
00:46:00She's a bit of a...
00:46:03This is wonderful, just what I needed.
00:46:06A nice cup of tea's just the thing after all that climbing.
00:46:09Thank you, Nanny.
00:46:10Good job you didn't go up to that chalet.
00:46:12Oh, too bad for Gaston.
00:46:13He had more than I could bear.
00:46:15He is so stupid, Nanny.
00:46:17A grown man.
00:46:18And yet he acts just like a little boy.
00:46:20What's the difference?
00:46:22There are either little boys in short trousers trying to behave like grown men in long trousers
00:46:25or grown men in long trousers behaving exactly like little boys in short trousers.
00:46:29Treat them the same and you can't go wrong.
00:46:32I must remember that, Nanny. By the way, how are your little boys?
00:46:36They're no longer infectious, dear, and they'll be down in a day or two.
00:46:40Oh, dear, my holiday's nearly over.
00:46:42It hasn't been much of a holiday for you, has it, Nanny?
00:46:45Oh, I've enjoyed looking after my Master Humphy.
00:46:49Is he going too?
00:46:51Oh, no, dear. He's staying on.
00:46:53Well, I'll be able to look after him for you, then.
00:46:55That would be nice.
00:46:57Well, I must run along and get changed.
00:46:59There's a fancy dress dance tonight and I'm going as an ostrich.
00:47:02Oh? Oh, yes, dear, you'll make a lovely one.
00:47:06Goodbye, Nanny. Goodbye, Dr. Humphy.
00:47:24Clive, Clive, I've seen her. She's a bird.
00:47:27She's a what?
00:47:28Well, she's a sort of... she's a sort of... a dowdy, a dowdy.
00:47:31A dowdy, a dowdy? What are you talking about?
00:47:33She's a bird, a sort of kiwi with feathers.
00:47:35Hello? Hello, look, will you give me Miss Mary's room, please?
00:47:39Mary?
00:47:40Yes, she's in her room with feathers.
00:47:41What?
00:47:42She's not in her room with feathers.
00:47:44What?
00:47:45I see.
00:47:47Right, thank you.
00:47:50She's come to the bar with that gaston-knicker-bocker-something.
00:47:55You know what I mean.
00:47:57Dressed as a bird.
00:48:00Fancy that, Humphy.
00:48:02Let's try and get on her perch.
00:48:20Hello, Captain. Filthy pictures.
00:48:28I'd like to knock his block off.
00:48:30So would I, but you can't do it here.
00:48:32Cheers.
00:48:34A little shocker.
00:48:36Now, don't get excited. Be British.
00:48:38I am not excited, and I am British, and I have a good mind to give him a jolly good thrashing.
00:48:42Now, calm down. He can't make a pass at her here.
00:48:45It's if they leave, we start worrying.
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:46Rush him up.
00:49:48Yes.
00:49:49Just one minute.
00:49:51You know what Nanny will say. You've been very naughty.
00:49:54There are times when I feel that your Nanny did something Freudian to you in the nursery.
00:49:59Hey!
00:50:01Bad boys.
00:50:03I'm sorry.
00:50:05I'm sorry.
00:50:06I'm sorry.
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08I'm sorry.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:10I'm sorry.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:12I'm sorry.
00:50:13Bad boys.
00:50:18Oh, you are naughty boys.
00:50:26Move!
00:50:27Oh, you naughty boys.
00:50:31Nanny will be so cross.
00:50:33What are we going to do?
00:50:34Play trains. That will fool her.
00:50:37Shhh.
00:50:39Shhh.
00:50:40Shhh.
00:50:41Shhh.
00:50:42Shhh.
00:50:43Shhh.
00:50:44Shhh.
00:50:45Shhh.
00:50:46Shhh.
00:50:47Shhh.
00:50:48Shhh.
00:50:49Shhh.
00:50:50Shhh.
00:50:51You naughty, bad, deceitful boys.
00:50:53When the cat's away, the mice will play.
00:50:56But remember Captain Norton, this cat's got eyes in the back of her head.
00:51:00Boosh.
00:51:01Boosh.
00:51:02Boosh.
00:51:03Boosh.
00:51:04Boosh.
00:51:05That's it.
00:51:06Nanny's going down to get you a nice cup of cocoa.
00:51:08I'm not having any of that, Mac.
00:51:09No, neither am I, Nanny.
00:51:10That is naughty.
00:51:12There's many a starving child would be pleased to have it.
00:51:15Well, find one and stuff it down his throat.
00:51:21Shhh.
00:51:22Nanny's worn to a shadow.
00:51:24All right, no cocoa.
00:51:26And she won't come up and tuck you in tonight.
00:51:28Shhh.
00:51:29Shhh.
00:51:30Shhh.
00:51:31Shhh.
00:51:32Shhh.
00:51:33Woof.
00:51:34Woof.
00:51:35Woof.
00:51:36Shhh.
00:51:37Shhh.
00:51:38Shhh.
00:51:39Woof.
00:51:40Shhh.
00:51:41Shhh.
00:51:42Shhh.
00:51:43Shhh.
00:51:44Shhh.
00:51:45Shhh.
00:51:46Shhh.
00:51:47Shhh.
00:51:48Shhh.
00:51:49Shhh.
00:51:50Shhh.
00:51:51Shhh.
00:51:52Shhh.
00:51:53Shhh.
00:51:54Shhh.
00:51:55Buttberry, think of the advantages.
00:51:57What is the matter?
00:51:58Oh, he's impossible.
00:51:59Impossible. I'm sorry, but I've had just about enough of him.
00:52:05Miss Mary, what's the matter, dear?
00:52:07Oh, Mary.
00:52:10You propose marriage?
00:52:11Perhaps she wants to consider it.
00:52:13I don't want to be considered.
00:52:17Mary, come back, please. I wish to dance.
00:52:21If you want to dance that badly, I will oblige.
00:52:24Dance? Who said anything to dance?
00:52:27I don't want to dance, and certainly not with you, madame.
00:52:30Monsieur, allez-vous-en!
00:52:32Vous veutes que je te franque en Belgique, hein?
00:52:34Sale gosse!
00:52:49Clive!
00:52:50The light's gone on in her room.
00:52:52Do you think he's with her?
00:52:53I shouldn't be surprised.
00:52:56Mary! Mary!
00:52:58You haven't got that man in your room, have you?
00:53:00Not in front of the whole hotel, you klutz!
00:53:02What? I didn't mean it like that.
00:53:04You don't think those people thought I meant it like that, do you?
00:53:06Let's ask him, shall we?
00:53:07Did you think he...
00:53:08No, no, Clive!
00:53:09We've got to get her out of his clutches.
00:53:15The balcony's two floors below.
00:53:22Honey, your sheets as well.
00:53:26What? You mean you're going over the balcony?
00:53:28You'll never get down there, old fella.
00:53:30It's a terrible drop.
00:53:31It's worth the risk to arrive unannounced in Mary's bedroom.
00:53:35I hadn't thought of that.
00:53:37You're not to go.
00:53:38If anyone's dropping into Mary's bedroom, I am.
00:53:40I don't trust you with Mary.
00:53:41Do you trust you with Mary?
00:53:42That's not the point.
00:53:43Have you done this sort of thing before?
00:53:45Certainly not.
00:53:46Have you had fights?
00:53:47No. Then it's out of the question.
00:53:48I am going. I consider it's my duty.
00:53:50I'm going to confront her, I'm going to embrace her, and I'm going to propose to you.
00:53:54Oh, that's totally sweet of you.
00:53:56What do I do next?
00:53:57Have a cold bath.
00:53:58I am going, Clive.
00:54:00All right, Humpy.
00:54:01This is your party.
00:54:03But don't blame me if you fall and break your neck.
00:54:13Please help me.
00:54:14You know more about this sort of thing than I do.
00:54:22Do you think you can climb down this thing?
00:54:23How?
00:54:24Hand over hand.
00:54:28No.
00:54:29Then I'll have to lower you down.
00:54:31You may have to jump the last bit.
00:54:34I hope nothing goes wrong.
00:54:36If you hang on and I hang on, why should anything go wrong?
00:54:39That is known as the power of positive thought.
00:54:42Now then, you put your left foot in this loop, hang on tightly with both hands, and use the...
00:54:50What's that for?
00:54:51It might snow.
00:54:52It might snow.
00:54:53Take it off.
00:54:54I'll probably freeze to death.
00:54:55Better than falling to death.
00:54:56Now, come on, get in the balcony.
00:54:57Come on, get out here.
00:54:58Come on.
00:54:59Now then, put your left foot in the loop.
00:55:00Left foot?
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:02Hang on tightly with both hands.
00:55:03Both hands.
00:55:04And use your right foot to steady yourself against the wall.
00:55:05Right hand.
00:55:06And whatever you do, don't look down.
00:55:07Now then, how's that?
00:55:08Comfortable?
00:55:09Left foot.
00:55:10Right foot against the wall.
00:55:11You'd better let me go.
00:55:12Certainly not.
00:55:16Oh, what are you dressing up for?
00:55:18Now, come on, get on the ledge.
00:55:20I'll take it stage by stage.
00:55:21Just concentrate.
00:55:22I know things perfectly simple if you use that bird brain of yours.
00:55:29Humpty.
00:55:30Yes?
00:55:31Playing Gee-Gees.
00:55:35Haven't you forgotten something?
00:55:36What?
00:55:37The sheet!
00:55:52Now, here we go.
00:55:53Right.
00:55:54Right.
00:55:55Right.
00:55:59I've had a look.
00:56:00I don't think I'll go.
00:56:07You don't think you'll go?
00:56:09You're going over that balcony if I don't chuck you over.
00:56:15Well, there's no need to be unkind.
00:56:17Get your foot in that.
00:56:19Oh, Clive.
00:56:21If anything should happen to me, you will take care of Mary, won't you?
00:56:24Don't worry, Humpty.
00:56:25I'll look after her, all right?
00:56:28Don't look down!
00:56:29Yes.
00:56:33And thank you.
00:56:34Thank you very much, Clive.
00:56:36Goodbye.
00:56:37Goodbye.
00:56:40Clive!
00:56:41Clive!
00:56:42Clive!
00:56:43Clive!
00:56:44Clive!
00:56:45Clive!
00:56:46Clive!
00:56:47Clive!
00:56:48Do you play golf?
00:56:50Do you suggest we play a few holes now?
00:56:52No.
00:56:53I just thought you might like to have my golf clubs.
00:56:57It was extremely kind of you.
00:56:58Are you okay?
00:56:59All right.
00:57:00Slower away.
00:57:01Now, don't forget.
00:57:02Keep your left foot in the loop and use your right foot against the wall.
00:57:06Or is it your right foot in the loop and the left foot against...
00:57:08Humpty!
00:57:09Are you all right?
00:57:10Yes.
00:57:17Good evening.
00:57:18Tilly.
00:57:19Tilly!
00:57:20Isn't it?
00:57:21Captain Norton!
00:57:22Good evening.
00:57:24Tilly.
00:57:26Tilly, isn't it?
00:57:43Captain Norton.
00:57:53What was that?
00:57:54Just humpy, nanny.
00:57:56Just humpy.
00:57:57I'm leaving this hotel.
00:57:58Nanny!
00:57:59Where's my nanny?
00:58:00I want my nanny.
00:58:01Nanny!
00:58:02Nanny!
00:58:12All I can say is I'm very sorry.
00:58:16I said I'm sorry.
00:58:19It's the sort of thing that might happen to anyone.
00:58:21It didn't happen to you.
00:58:22You took jolly good care to be at the right end of the sheet.
00:58:24Well, I offered to be the other end.
00:58:25Yes, it was I who was nearly killed.
00:58:27Well, you aren't killed, are you?
00:58:28No, but I've got cramp.
00:58:29Kindly help me out of this thing.
00:58:33Oh, careful.
00:58:34Ooh.
00:58:35Ooh.
00:58:39Now, let me peel you a nice grape and you'll forget all about it.
00:58:43I am not going to forget all about it.
00:58:44In fact, there are one or two points that I want to check up on in your statement.
00:58:47I haven't made your statement.
00:58:48Oh, yes, you have.
00:58:49I've written down everything that you've told me.
00:58:50And I'm not exactly satisfied with your evidence.
00:58:52Now, you say, correct me if I'm wrong, that you are a mountaineer of considerable experience.
00:58:56Yes.
00:58:57And that you've never let go of a rope before.
00:59:00No.
00:59:01Then why did you let go of me?
00:59:02Because Nanny came up and surprised me.
00:59:04Nanny came up and surprised you?
00:59:07Now, what happened after, well, let us call it for the moment, your carelessness?
00:59:12Well, I told you.
00:59:14I must say you caused quite a sensation.
00:59:17It isn't often a spotty Englishman dressed in pyjamas comes hurtling out of the sky wrapped in his own winding sheet.
00:59:25I must say you're very, very funny.
00:59:27I know you were laughed at, you know.
00:59:29How is he?
00:59:30Oh, he's livid with you.
00:59:32Who tapped me on the shoulder so I let go of the sheet and poor Humpty fell over the balcony, eh?
00:59:37Nanny.
00:59:38Master Humpty.
00:59:39Captain Norton, how dare you?
00:59:41I ask you, would Nanny do a thing like that?
00:59:44Well, I don't think so, Nanny.
00:59:46You always were one for looking on the gloomy side.
00:59:49Remember what Nanny always says, the other side of every cloud the sun is shining.
00:59:55Oh.
00:59:56I therefore turn my clouds about and always wear them inside out to show the silver lining.
01:00:02What a lot of twit.
01:00:04I think that's very rude when Nanny's trying to cheer him up.
01:00:07No, that's my evidence, Nanny.
01:00:09Now, don't be naughty, dear.
01:00:11Come on, Nanny, you like a bite?
01:00:13No, thanks.
01:00:14Is everything all right?
01:00:15Well, he's not his usual sparkling dull self.
01:00:19Hello, Nanny.
01:00:20Oh, dear.
01:00:21How is he?
01:00:22Oh, mending nicely, dear.
01:00:24Hello, Humpty.
01:00:25Feeling better?
01:00:27I am now.
01:00:28You look very sweet with that little hat on.
01:00:30Well, there's no accounting for taste.
01:00:32Oh, Mary.
01:00:35Where's that bounder?
01:00:36I'll knock his block off.
01:00:38Laughing Boy refers to Gaston, Giuseppe, Nicolpopolo.
01:00:41Oh, he's lurking somewhere.
01:00:44Well, I don't wish anyone any harm,
01:00:46but it would be nice if he'd break his neck, just a little.
01:00:51Well, we shall just have to put ourselves in the hands of Providence.
01:01:06Signora.
01:01:07Lovely day, signor.
01:01:13That's all.
01:01:23You want something?
01:01:24It's your neck, signor.
01:01:25My neck?
01:01:26Yes, dear.
01:01:27Turn your head a minute and let me look.
01:01:30Well, I never.
01:01:31Just as I thought.
01:01:33How you must itch!
01:01:35I never itch, madame.
01:01:37Then you soon will, dear.
01:01:44It is nothing.
01:01:47It is something.
01:01:49Si, signora, I do itch.
01:01:50Ah, ah.
01:01:51Mustn't scratch.
01:01:53Put out your tongue.
01:01:56Further, dear.
01:01:58Si.
01:01:59Better put it back.
01:02:00What is the matter, Miss Cartwright?
01:02:02I think we shall need another bed up in the attic, Mr. Victor.
01:02:05You mean one, two, three chickens?
01:02:09Chickens?
01:02:10Who's got these chickens?
01:02:12Who's got these chickens?
01:02:13I'm just a little itchy, that's all.
01:02:15Mr. Gaston, to the attic, please.
01:02:17Stop.
01:02:20I'm remembering.
01:02:22When I'm a young one, I'm having these chickens.
01:02:25I have said good-bye to them.
01:02:27Then you say hello again.
01:02:29Come along.
01:02:30William, help us, signor.
01:02:31Let me guess.
01:02:32This is a contradiction.
01:02:35I should not be here.
01:02:36You must be isolated.
01:02:37Isolate yourself.
01:02:38Before you go to hospital, go and boil your head.
01:02:42Boil my head, you schnitzel of a schnitzel.
01:02:44I beg my legs.
01:02:45I'll leave this monkey house at once.
01:02:47Tourist!
01:02:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:51Sorry, sir.
01:02:52I refuse to discuss it any longer.
01:02:54Start.
01:02:55I am going.
01:02:57He's gone.
01:03:00Why if it isn't Captain Norton and all alone.
01:03:03Hello, you scheming old woman.
01:03:05I saw him leave.
01:03:06Oh, dear.
01:03:07Oh, come on.
01:03:08As if you didn't know.
01:03:11By the way, how much longer are you staying here?
01:03:14Two more days, dear.
01:03:15And then back home.
01:03:16I shall miss you.
01:03:17How nice of you.
01:03:18And what are your plans, Captain Norton?
01:03:20Oh, I shall just rest and relax.
01:03:23And pick up where I left off.
01:03:27And suppose Miss Mary has other ideas.
01:03:31There's Master Humphrey, you know.
01:03:33Nursery stuff, Miss Cartwright.
01:03:35Nursery stuff.
01:03:41Oh, dear.
01:03:54Now, dear.
01:03:55If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.
01:03:59One, two, three.
01:04:01Go!
01:04:10Go!
01:04:11Go!
01:04:41Master Humphrey.
01:04:44Whatever's happened?
01:04:45I think I'll leave them to it, Nanny.
01:04:47I feel a bit in the way.
01:04:49Master Humphrey.
01:04:50I gave over expecting you to use your brain when you were six.
01:04:53But I never suspected that you hadn't got one at all.
01:04:56You're a very silly boy.
01:04:58Well, I don't care.
01:04:59Don't care was made to care.
01:05:01You must learn to stand on your own feet, dear.
01:05:03Now Nanny's going away so soon.
01:05:05So run along and ask Miss Mary for a dance.
01:05:08Ask her for a dance?
01:05:09Do you think I should?
01:05:11Master Humphrey, has Nanny ever made a mistake?
01:05:13No, Nanny.
01:05:14Then correct the word and sharp the action.
01:05:17Yes, Nanny.
01:05:18Nanny.
01:05:20Yes, Nanny.
01:05:22Now here's the mountain.
01:05:24Here's the chalet.
01:05:25Here's you.
01:05:27And here's me.
01:05:29We'll start tomorrow morning.
01:05:31To us.
01:05:33Excuse me.
01:05:34Could we have our dance now, please?
01:05:36Yes.
01:05:37Excuse me, will you?
01:05:38Of course.
01:05:39Bless you, my children.
01:05:41Same again.
01:05:43Can I buy you a drink, Captain Norton?
01:05:45You certainly can, after you've pinched my bottle of whiskey.
01:05:48A large whiskey and a small lemonade, please, sir.
01:06:03Remember, dear.
01:06:05If you want to catch your fish, never let the worm wriggle off the hook.
01:06:09And for all its bounce, it is sometimes the hare that gets beaten by the tortoise.
01:06:14Excuse me, Captain.
01:06:15See you later.
01:06:16Fish?
01:06:18Bounce?
01:06:19Oh, silly old bag.
01:06:22Hotel Des Alpes.
01:06:23Yes?
01:06:24Yes.
01:06:26Miss Cartwright, your personal call to London just came through.
01:06:29Oh, thank you, Hans.
01:06:36Yes, this is the War Office.
01:06:39You want to speak to General McClintock-White.
01:06:41May I have your name, madam?
01:06:43Oh, hold on, please. I'll see if he's available.
01:06:49Private Timpson, I gave strict orders that I was not to be disturbed.
01:06:52Orders are supposed to be obeyed.
01:06:54There's a little thing in the army called discipline.
01:06:56Very few of us seem to have heard about it these days.
01:06:58It is quite clear, gentlemen.
01:07:00There's a little thing in the army called discipline.
01:07:02Very few of us seem to have heard about it these days.
01:07:04It is quite clear, gentlemen, that a gross error of organization has been made.
01:07:08An entire battalion was embarked at Southampton without their vehicles.
01:07:11I want to know why.
01:07:13There must have been a slip-up.
01:07:16At a lower level, sir.
01:07:17Indeed.
01:07:18Who slipped, and up what?
01:07:20I'm sorry, madam, but the General's in conference.
01:07:23He's not accepting any calls.
01:07:25I know, madam. Those are my orders.
01:07:27There's nothing more I can do.
01:07:31The vehicles are being flown out to join the battalion at Aiden, sir.
01:07:35How splendid.
01:07:36And perhaps one of my officers would devote his great abilities to making sure that their wheels accompany them.
01:07:41I'm sorry, sir, but there's a telephone call.
01:07:43Long distance.
01:07:45They insist on speaking to you.
01:07:47Switzerland, sir.
01:07:48St. Justine.
01:07:49The winter sports place.
01:07:50Someone called Cartwright, sir.
01:07:52General Cartwright?
01:07:53No, sir.
01:07:54Nanny Cartwright.
01:07:56N...
01:07:57Well, why didn't you say so?
01:07:58Well, why didn't you say so?
01:07:59Put her through at once.
01:08:02The best administrator I ever had the honor of serving out a gentleman.
01:08:05My goodness, she could teach this branch a thing or two.
01:08:08You'll never find her sending the children off and then having to fly the prams out after them.
01:08:12Hello, Nanny.
01:08:14Yes, this is little Winkle.
01:08:16How are you, Nanny?
01:08:18No, you're not disturbing me at all.
01:08:21I am speaking up, Nanny.
01:08:23The line's bad.
01:08:25No, it's not my adenoids.
01:08:27I had to have them out three months after you left.
01:08:29You were quite right about them, Nanny.
01:08:31Now, what can I do for you?
01:08:33You're not looking for a place, I suppose?
01:08:36I've got quite a good one for you here, if you are.
01:08:39Commissioner on the spot.
01:08:42Huh?
01:08:43Yes, he's on my staff.
01:08:46Oh.
01:08:47Oh, is he?
01:08:49Mm-hmm.
01:08:50This is Hare, the tortoise.
01:08:52Silly old trout.
01:08:55She'd speak plain English once in a while.
01:08:57Maybe she's getting old. Gaga.
01:08:59Not her.
01:09:00She's as fit as a fiddle.
01:09:03That woman thinks she's smarter than me.
01:09:07Excuse me.
01:09:09You're wanted on the telephone, dear.
01:09:11Me?
01:09:12Yes, dear. It's General McClintock-White.
01:09:14General McClintock-White?
01:09:16Winkle would tell him I'm not here.
01:09:18But you are here, dear, and he knows it.
01:09:20Now run along and answer it.
01:09:25Good boy.
01:09:34Hello.
01:09:36Norton, McClintock-White here.
01:09:38Oh, hello, sir. This is a surprise.
01:09:40You're to return to duty at once.
01:09:42But I might not leave, sir.
01:09:44Not any longer, you're not. Catch the first plane.
01:09:46What bit? The first plane?
01:09:48Well, may I ask why, sir?
01:09:50You seem to have forgotten your tennyson, Norton.
01:09:52Yours not to reason why.
01:09:54Mine's but to do and die. I know.
01:09:56This is an order.
01:09:58I suppose you couldn't consider an extension on passionate...
01:10:02On very compassionate grounds, could you, sir?
01:10:06You will report here tomorrow, Captain Norton.
01:10:08Unless, of course, you prefer the court-martial.
01:10:10That'd be quite easy to arrange.
01:10:12We have a lot of them in the air here at the moment.
01:10:16Hello? Hello!
01:10:22Hello.
01:10:40My leave has been cut short.
01:10:44Well, you remember Winnie the Pooh?
01:10:46Winnie the Pooh?
01:10:48A soldier's life is terrible hard.
01:10:50But he always wanted to be one, and now he's a general.
01:10:53And perhaps you will be too one day, dear, if you stick to your lessons.
01:10:56You know General McClintock White.
01:10:59One of the best-behaved little boys I ever looked after.
01:11:03Dear Master Winkle, and how he loved his soldiers.
01:11:06I doubt very much if the affection was returned even at that early age.
01:11:10You put that call through, didn't you?
01:11:12I took the liberty.
01:11:14Oh, the liberty I'd like to take with you.
01:11:16Captain Norton!
01:11:18You're a very bad boy.
01:11:20Our aeroplane goes tomorrow morning at 9.45.
01:11:23Our aeroplane?
01:11:25Am I to take you that this is Operation Apron Strings?
01:11:28You'll find your bag already packed, except your toothbrush and pyjamas.
01:11:31I ought to be court-martialed for not reconnoitering you properly in the first place.
01:11:36That is a nasty face to pull.
01:11:38Suppose the wind changed and you stayed like it.
01:11:45Master Humpty.
01:11:47There's one thing I'd like you to do for Nanny.
01:11:50Anything you say, Nanny. What?
01:11:52Climb that mountain with Miss Mary.
01:11:55Me climb that mountain, Nanny? I couldn't.
01:11:57Now, you don't want to be thought a cowardly, cowardly custard, do you?
01:12:01No, Nanny.
01:12:02And think how proud of you Miss Mary will be.
01:12:04Well, she won't want me to climb it right to the top, will she, Nanny?
01:12:06Of course not. Just as far as the dear little chalet.
01:12:10And then?
01:12:12Now, Master Humpty, you're a big boy now.
01:12:14Don't ask any more silly questions.
01:12:16Just do what Nanny says.
01:12:19Yes, Nanny.
01:12:23Master Humpty's in your care now.
01:12:25Yes, Nanny. He's such a lamb.
01:12:27He's a lion when roused. You'll see.
01:12:35Where have you been, dear?
01:12:41Good boy.
01:12:44Goodbye, Clive.
01:12:46Goodbye, Mary.
01:12:48I hope you'll be very happy.
01:12:51Goodbye, Miller.
01:12:53Goodbye, Master Humpty, dear.
01:12:55Goodbye, Nanny.
01:12:57Now, take your courage in both hands and remember, where there's a will, there's a way.
01:13:01Anything you say, Nanny.
01:13:02Have you got a clean hankie, dear?
01:13:04No, I don't think I have, Nanny.
01:13:06What a pity, because I need one.
01:13:08Oh, when the tears begin to flow.
01:13:11Blow and blow and blow and blow.
01:13:14Thank you, dear.
01:13:15Blow.
01:13:25You'll get a crick in your neck, Captain Norton.
01:13:28Hmm?
01:13:37Must be La Barbe way over there.
01:13:41I do hope Master Humpty is managing.
01:13:46Shall we go down, darling?
01:13:48Certainly not, darling. We're going up.
01:13:58THE END