Enders 21st October 2024
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00:05Get off!
00:08Condoms?
00:09What are you playing at?
00:13What are you playing at? Who's Em?
00:18Huh?!
00:19Who's he, huh?
00:20Shut up! But don't say anything!
00:21Fuck, man!
00:22Don't! The fingers...
00:23Who's he, huh?
00:24Shut up. Don't say anything.
00:26Don't.
00:27Hey, hey, hey. You two fighting already?
00:29Nah, we're good, ain't we? We're good.
00:31Yeah, we're good.
00:34Shut up. It's none of your business who can message him.
00:36I'm your brother. This is my business.
00:38No, it's not.
00:39Everything alright?
00:40I am, she ain't.
00:42Shut up.
00:43Thanks for the advice the other day, Mum.
00:45You're welcome.
00:47Shut up.
00:49What's up with him?
00:51Shouldn't you know?
00:53You're the one living with our kids.
00:55Oh, great. Thanks.
00:59Save our Sonia.
01:01Don't worry, Pen, I'm not going to let anyone round here forget.
01:04I can't even sleep at night.
01:06Good to know injustice keeps some people awake at night.
01:08It's the eternal good vibe that's my witness.
01:10I will not see one of our own be unbarred for something she never even done.
01:14So a little bit of faith, yeah?
01:17Save our Sonia. Come on.
01:20Not exactly like those posh ones you get in Paris, but...
01:22No one will be handing out flyers for me, will they?
01:25No, Pen, it'll all be forgotten soon.
01:27Phil's going to sell Peggy's anyway.
01:29Any charges against her ain't going to mean prison time.
01:32Could be a family day out in court.
01:34Me for the crash, you for assault.
01:37Harry didn't deserve that.
01:39He's finished with me.
01:40Reckons he could do without the faceache.
01:42Good.
01:43Alright.
01:44He wound me up, and I shouldn't have bit him.
01:47It wasn't a good time.
01:48Denise had just told me that she wants to go ahead with the divorce.
01:51She's going through with it?
01:53Could be that we all need a fresh start.
01:55Even us, yeah.
01:58Anyway, Amy needs her one shot oat milk, whatever that is.
02:02How's she doing?
02:04Yeah, she's getting better.
02:06Like things will get better for all of us.
02:09Promise you.
02:12Cheers.
02:13See you later.
02:22Bert, where's your big brother?
02:25I'm ready, I'll get off my case.
02:26I'm not on your case.
02:29Look, James has been on the phone, right?
02:30Asking why I lied about having COVID.
02:32If you see her, just say you got muddled up or something.
02:34Why is she so bothered?
02:35She cares about me.
02:37Is that a dig?
02:38No, it's not a dig.
02:40Look, I have to show my face after being off for a week.
02:43Right, your dad will be back later, so just...
02:45I'll see you later.
02:46Bye.
02:47Bye.
02:48I have to show my face after being off for a week.
02:50Right, your dad will be back later, so just...
02:52Forget about what happened and move on, yeah?
02:55Hey, hey, the wandering hero has returned.
02:58Hey, you got a hug for the old man, there we go.
03:00Bring it in, bring it in.
03:01Oh, hold on a second.
03:02Nobody move, stop the press.
03:04Kat, I hate to break it to you, love, but I think we're missing one.
03:06Yeah, he's at his mate's having a sleepover.
03:08Mr. Fussy, he didn't want to go because he didn't want to...
03:11have something other than chicken nuggets for once.
03:13You're back early.
03:14Yeah, yeah, I wanted to see the kids before they headed off to school.
03:16What did you bring me?
03:17What did I bring you?
03:18I've been to Birmingham, not on a world tour, but...
03:19Oh, oh, no, close your eyes.
03:20Got a little very special surprise here.
03:23Half-eaten packet of Jelly Babies!
03:26Yay!
03:27Slightly squashed, don't eat all of them.
03:28Okay, are you good for your mum?
03:30Oh, yeah, good as gold.
03:31Yeah.
03:32So how was the minute mark training?
03:33Did you learn anything or was it just a big old jolly?
03:35It wasn't a big old jolly.
03:36You're looking at a gold star student right now, boys and girls.
03:40So, today the minute mark, tomorrow the world!
03:42Yay!
03:43Yay!
03:45No, no, no.
03:47What's that?
03:48Oh, no, it's nothing.
03:49Oi, you, where's your PE kit?
03:50I told you to pack it last night.
03:52Tommy, go and help him.
04:01Hey.
04:02Hi.
04:03Can you do me a favour, please?
04:04Okay.
04:05Come.
04:11Two blue ticks means she's ready, doesn't it?
04:14She's spooking me.
04:15Ghosting you, Mum.
04:16Do you want brown or red sauce?
04:18Oh, brown all round, please, love.
04:20Yeah, can you and Mo start that trial for me today?
04:22Put some manners on the gaff.
04:23Oh, yes, yes.
04:25My sponges are on standby.
04:26I'll just go and wake Mo, because she likes lying on a weekday.
04:29Um, Stace, will you let me know if you hear from me?
04:32Yes, Mum, just go.
04:33Go on.
04:34Right, love.
04:36Hey, Stace.
04:37You hear this rumour, you know?
04:39Apparently there's this bloke who wants to list his bridge club.
04:42Oh, Bill, look.
04:43I ain't got time, all right?
04:44Eve's up north.
04:45I'm up to my eyes in bacon fat.
04:47Ain't a good time.
04:48All right, all right.
04:49Take care of it, Bill.
04:50Right, I'm off.
04:51Oi, have you got something?
04:53Thanks, guys.
04:54They're out of trouble.
04:58So, look, Claire.
04:59If anyone asks, we spent this afternoon together, okay?
05:02But really, you'll be off with mates.
05:04Come on, Mo, lie.
05:05Bonnie, you know I have to lie.
05:07I can't let my dad know that.
05:09Hey, Bonnie.
05:11Why aren't you walking to school?
05:13Where's Nugget gone?
05:15What's going on with you two?
05:16Nothing, Dad.
05:17We're fine.
05:18I already told you.
05:22All weekend you've been jumping every time that goes off.
05:24Who's messaging you?
05:25No one.
05:27Bonnie, phone.
05:28No way.
05:29You ain't having my phone now.
05:30Bonnie, phone, now.
05:31I don't want to give you...
05:32No!
05:33Listen, you can focus on school now.
05:35Can you get it back at the end of the day?
05:37I need that, Dad.
05:38Yes, she's right.
05:39There could be a safety issue.
05:40An emergency, even.
05:41Bonnie, manners.
05:42Dad pays the bill.
05:43Dad owns the phone.
05:45Here you are.
05:46Off you go to school.
05:47I hate you for this.
05:49Yeah, well, I still love you.
05:52Kids and their phones, eh?
05:54Who knows what they're hiding on those legs.
06:00Boys!
06:01Don't want to have a call from the school if we're late again.
06:04Just hurry up.
06:07It's not what you think, all right?
06:09If anyone's to blame, it's Stacey and that Greek stuff she got.
06:13What, Uzo?
06:14Yeah.
06:15One night on the tiles and I end up with my face impaled on the steps.
06:18Yeah.
06:19You'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson after being on those crutches, wouldn't you?
06:24Trust me, if it was Tommy, I'd let you have it, all right?
06:27But we're moving on. Things are getting better.
06:29Yeah.
06:30All right?
06:31So, Mr Moon's Minute Mart, eh?
06:32Yes.
06:33Start by getting rid of that poncy stuff they flog.
06:35OK, you know me, that's me all over cheap and cheerful, all right?
06:39In fact, I bet I'm only next door, so I can always pop over for a cup of you.
06:41You ain't nicking our biscuits when you've got a shop full of your own.
06:44I don't. You know you're going to be all over my jammy Dodgers, all right?
06:47You're right.
06:48So, I think things are looking up now, though.
06:50Yeah.
06:51I'll see you later.
06:52Boys, come on!
06:59Running late?
07:00Breakfast takes priority. I'm a growing lad.
07:02Yeah, they're in all the right places.
07:06Oh, still look sore.
07:08Hmm? Oh, yeah.
07:10I've just seen my dad.
07:12Has?
07:13Reckons you're a wind-up, and he's stressed because Denise is divorcing him.
07:18Punches me, stitches you up, and he's still the victim.
07:21Also swears I won't go to prison for the crash.
07:24You don't believe that?
07:25I'm going to get a record either way, just because he was trying to get back with Denise.
07:28And failed.
07:29Right, are we sending this video or what?
07:31Let's show him who's really got the upper hand.
07:34Rinse him for everything he's worth.
07:37Favours, inside knowledge, the lot.
07:41We say jump, he says how high.
07:44You're almost scary, you know that?
07:46Mmm, you love it.
07:53Hit send.
07:55All right.
07:57Bit cold for you to be out here all day, innit?
07:59Better than being locked up inside with you sharing a desk.
08:02No offence.
08:03Maybe it is good you're out here, and all your mate can tap on your nails.
08:09You got a message?
08:12Dad?
08:17Don't let her take over, Ty.
08:18Oh, excuse me, I have won medals for my colouring in.
08:22How's he's mum been?
08:24Yeah, much the same as you.
08:26What's he been up to?
08:28I don't know.
08:29I don't know.
08:30I don't know.
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't know.
08:33I don't know.
08:34I don't know.
08:35I don't know.
08:36I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:38I don't know.
08:39I don't know.
08:40Yeah, much the same.
08:41Poor woman.
08:42I should actually call her.
08:43Why don't we take Ty to the Gurdwara?
08:45I would, but I'm getting ready for the minima.
08:47I'll brief her.
08:48It's okay?
08:49Yeah, but I can take him on my own.
08:51I don't want to be pushing it in your condition.
08:53Nonsense.
08:55You want Dadaji to come, don't you, Sir Daji?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Come on, then.
09:04Come.
09:11Someone's certainly put a smile on my Dad's face.
09:14Yeah.
09:15It's just Ty, either.
09:17Well, we're just putting our differences aside for the little one, you know.
09:21Thanks.
09:27Zak, will you get the kitchen started, mate?
09:29I need to work.
09:31Mate, listen, look.
09:32We've got Dolly a salary now.
09:34Tell me that ain't the cutest bump in the world, eh?
09:36Yeah.
09:37Enjoy it before she can speak, I'd say.
09:40Thanks a bit.
09:45I see more pictures of that baby than I do my own kids.
09:48I need your help.
09:53Yeah, we'll plan.
09:55I ain't got time.
09:57We'll be playing stupid games with the kid.
09:59It's my generation, innit?
10:01Always on their phones, sending stupid videos on social media.
10:05This will go viral.
10:07Which one?
10:08Insider knowledge.
10:10I reckon you'll be a real asset.
10:12No chance.
10:14Ah, careful, Zak.
10:18You help me out, or the world sees that video.
10:21And you're finished.
10:23So give me a decision by the end of the week, yeah?
10:28I am not helping you break into her phone.
10:30You don't know where she could be hiding.
10:32Oh, look, fine.
10:34I wasn't meant to tell you.
10:35She's dating that Barney kid.
10:37Oh, hold on.
10:39Dating?
10:40What, him?
10:41So why didn't you tell me?
10:43Yeah, cos you're so calm and relaxed about it.
10:45Look, just be glad she's dating some nerdy kid.
10:49No, no, no, no, there's something else.
10:51Look, I was on her case all of last week.
10:53There's nothing for me.
10:55I bet you know the possibility, don't you?
10:59Look, if I'm right, you'll regret this.
11:01Look, if I'm right, you'll regret this.
11:03And you know what?
11:04If you're right, I'll...
11:06I'll hold my hands up and admit you knew better.
11:11Because I'm her favourite,
11:12it's her birthday and the last two digits of mine.
11:172-0-0-9-9-2.
11:19But if she finds out you've broken into her phone,
11:21she'll never forgive you.
11:23Trust me.
11:26Hey.
11:27Oh, Alfie, you're back.
11:28I was going to have a word with you.
11:30Yeah, nice to see you.
11:31Hello, Jean.
11:32Stace, I've just been looking for you down at your back there.
11:34Oh, no, I've got cover.
11:35After the morning I've had, I'm having time out.
11:37Yeah, she threw a pickled onion at Winston's head.
11:39Oh, OK.
11:40How is Kat?
11:41Is she all right?
11:42Because she's not answering her phone.
11:43Yeah, she's good.
11:44She's good, back at work now.
11:45She's got a bit of a hangover after the other night, eh?
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48Good one, was it?
11:49You weren't there?
11:50What, three kids,
11:51a screaming grandchild and Freddy under my roof?
11:53Oh, I'd love to get bad with Kat,
11:55but I haven't seen her.
11:56Why?
11:58She's all right.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's good.
12:02She's fine, yeah.
12:03Nothing to worry about.
12:08Where'd you run off to?
12:11Is everything all right?
12:20Did you check that name I gave you?
12:25You suspected of what?
12:27I want to help you, but I still feel weird about it.
12:29OK, well, without my phone,
12:30it probably ain't happening anyway, so...
12:33Actually, wait, hang on a sec.
12:37Dad, I want my phone back.
12:39You ain't gone through it, have you?
12:42I know.
12:43Your mum told me.
12:45About you and...
12:47What's-his-name, Barney.
12:48Yeah, she weren't supposed to tell you that.
12:50Why not?
12:51Because.
12:52Look at the way he was acting this morning.
12:53It's proper embarrassing, you know?
12:55Yeah, I was worried.
12:56Do you know, me and your mum,
12:57we got into all sorts of rage.
12:58OK, well, I ain't mum.
13:00And Barney ain't nothing like you.
13:02Yeah, I can see that.
13:07Your mum reckons
13:09I should trust you, so...
13:14No matter what,
13:15you're still my little girl.
13:17Just don't let me down.
13:25OK, see you.
13:26What?
13:27Got my phone back.
13:28Barney!
13:30OK, yeah.
13:36Are you sure you didn't drop me in it
13:37when you talked to my dad?
13:38I told you,
13:39he don't suspect a thing.
13:41So why's he just texted asking to meet me?
13:44I don't know.
13:45Come on.
13:47Yeah, Harvey, it's great.
13:48You're there on time.
13:50But it's the wrong airport.
13:52Yeah, it's not my fault.
13:57Delivery for you, Kat.
13:59No-one in it, yours,
14:00so I thought I'd drop it round.
14:02Might put a smile on your face.
14:04Unless Idris Elba's in here,
14:05I doubt it.
14:07Idris fan, is it?
14:08You know, Kim reckons I'm his double.
14:11Is she?
14:18Oh, nice.
14:19One of them headset things
14:20Denz has been saving up for.
14:22Tommy's a lucky boy.
14:24No, this is a mistake.
14:25Well, I can help send you back if you want.
14:27No, no, no, sorry.
14:30All right, see you later.
14:42You're lucky.
14:43I don't wait no more than three minutes for no-one.
14:46You getting in then?
14:47Go somewhere quiet?
14:48Yeah, all right.
14:50Yeah, all right.
15:13Quite late.
15:15Where have you been?
15:16Just sorting some things out in the call centre.
15:19Oh, and I decided to give Avani a phone back.
15:22Didn't use her password.
15:24Oh, right.
15:25So you actually listened to my advice then?
15:28Don't remember any advice.
15:32Still a bit weird, though.
15:34I mean, Avani.
15:37Yeah, I thought she'd go for a love island reject,
15:39not a social reject.
15:41All I know is,
15:42she definitely does not take after her mother.
15:44Well, that's a relief.
15:46Meaning?
15:48Well, what you were like at her age
15:50wasn't exactly a role model.
15:54Just like that Ellen Titchmarsh, ain't you?
15:56Love to have a dig.
15:57Oh, no, you...
15:58Hey, you know what I mean.
15:59Yeah, I do, and do you know what?
16:00I've had enough.
16:10Still daytime.
16:11What if there's, like,
16:12I don't know, some creep watching us or something?
16:15What? There's no-one?
16:17Be good, yeah?
16:30Did you hear that?
16:31I swear, Dan,
16:32you watch too many of them true crime documentaries.
16:35I mean, why don't we just, like,
16:37just chill for a bit?
16:38Look, no, like, I want you, yeah?
16:41But if you just want to chill, like,
16:43why don't you just go with your kid friends?
16:45I don't want to chill with them.
16:47I want you.
16:49Let's go to the back, then.
16:59Come on.
17:00Um, I'm maybe just, like, not today.
17:04You're just wasting man's time.
17:06It's called being a tease, you know?
17:08Trying to be a tease is just that...
17:12Not really feeling it right now.
17:14Just go.
17:15What?
17:16It don't mean that I don't like you.
17:18Go!
17:19Oh!
17:44Yeah.
17:50Give us two minutes, mate.
17:51Yeah.
17:56I didn't mean that in a bad way.
18:00Priya, it's the truth.
18:02Yeah, and you'll never let me forget that, will you?
18:04That's all I'll ever be to you,
18:05some silly little girl who's putting you about for drugs.
18:07Firstly, no, I wasn't an angel,
18:09but that doesn't mean I didn't have feelings.
18:11I was in love with you.
18:12Yeah, stupid. I know.
18:14And secondly, you don't get to look down your nose at me.
18:16I don't.
18:17Oh, don't give me that.
18:18I'm so bad, you're terrified Varney might turn out like me.
18:22No, no, you ain't.
18:23I just... I don't want either of them to make mistakes.
18:25I mean, look at Nugget.
18:26Yes, I get that.
18:27I'm dialysis.
18:28What? Cos I took my eye off the ball.
18:29It was not your fault.
18:30Regardless, I should have known what was going on.
18:32That's why with Varney, I'm...
18:33Yes, I get it, but you're a good dad.
18:35And do you know how much of a good mum you are to them?
18:43You know, Varney could do a lot worse than take after you.
18:48Oh, really? And why's that?
18:52You're fishing for compliments, eh?
18:54I've got a big net.
18:58Erm...
19:00You're...
19:02Gobby?
19:04All right, OK, yeah, fiery.
19:07You...
19:09You're...
19:10fiery.
19:11You...
19:13You don't care what people think.
19:16You're a fighter.
19:20People think you're hard, but...
19:24you ain't.
19:28You've just been hurt.
19:30By idiots.
19:32Like me.
19:33McReid, you are an idiot.
19:35You are an idiot.
19:38One that you were in love with.
19:47Maybe I'm an idiot too.
19:53Er...
19:54Order from the restaurant, mate.
19:56No, no, no, no, I've, er...
19:58I, er...
19:59I best get dinner on for the kids, so I've got to...
20:05Well, erm...
20:09Good chat.
20:13Yeah.
20:23Hey.
20:24How'd it go in the good weather?
20:25Yeah, Ty did his mud paddock so well, didn't he, Baba?
20:28What a...
20:32Your usual, Vinnie?
20:33Er, yeah, thank you.
20:39Beer for Vinnie, please, Linda.
20:41Sure.
20:46By the way, erm...
20:47Mum was in the salon earlier.
20:50An Eastern Jack rollercoaster has gone off the rails again.
20:53Definitely divorce this time.
20:55That won't affect his loyalty.
20:57Don't think so.
20:59I, er...
21:00I haven't heard anything about the investigation.
21:02Have you?
21:03No.
21:04And I don't know if that's good news or not.
21:06I suppose all we can do is keep ourselves busy.
21:08Oh!
21:10Grandson's certainly helped him with that.
21:12He has me run ragged.
21:14You and the, er, doting grandad make quite a team.
21:17We're not a team.
21:19I know that.
21:20You know that.
21:21But is he?
21:23I think it's the same thing, you know,
21:25that he's getting his feet back under the table.
21:27He isn't.
21:28He knows I'm engaged to Eve.
21:30You say so.
21:39Right.
21:40One drink, and then I've got to get home and phone Eve.
21:49We haven't got the glamour and excitement of a Birmingham conference room,
21:52but it ain't all that bad, is it?
21:54No, no, no, it's all good, it's all good.
21:56Just, erm, I've just got a lot on my mind at the moment.
21:58Erm, I've just got a lot on my mind at the moment, that's all.
22:00Come on, then, tell me.
22:02Well, no, no, it's nothing, it's, erm...
22:05Where's Kat?
22:07Yeah.
22:08I think she's, erm,
22:10she's dealing with something.
22:12I think it's to do with the kids, but she just ain't telling me.
22:15Well, maybe she don't want to worry you.
22:17Oh, maybe we've just got to the point where
22:20we just don't tell each other anything any more, you know?
22:23Oh, look, she was raising them boys for a long time on her own.
22:26You know, it could be that she's afraid
22:28if she shares a problem that you'll judge her,
22:30or take over, or run away.
22:32Well, yeah, yeah, well, I'd never do that, look.
22:34No, no, we're in this together.
22:38Hmm, you don't need to tell me that.
22:41No.
22:51Bonnie?
22:52Oi, you all right? What's happened?
22:54Nugget, what happened?
22:55I just fell, I just fell, OK?
22:59Oi, listen.
23:01It's not undone, this.
23:02No, don't just leave me, please.
23:04I just want to go inside.
23:05OK, OK, OK.
23:08Listen, your mum's going to go and clean you up, OK?
23:12OK.
23:25You've been hiding something this morning.
23:29Yeah, I saw her texting someone.
23:31Saying she's got...
23:33got condoms.
23:34Who's she texting?
23:35I don't know, man.
23:36Someone called M.
23:39OK.
23:41Listen, we'll figure it out later, yeah?
23:45Go on, get home.
23:46Yeah.
23:48Carry on with your homework.
23:49Yeah.
23:55You nicked my card.
23:57I just learned the numbers.
23:58And I'm sending it back.
23:59Yeah?
24:00Because we can't have anything, can we?
24:02I thought we were tearing the call now.
24:05I said I was sorry!
24:06Right, OK.
24:07Listen, Tommy, we can't go on like this, all right?
24:09You do what you want.
24:11I never asked you to lie to me.
24:12I know, but you can't treat me like this, all right?
24:15It's not fair, it's not right.
24:16Just leave me alone.
24:17I don't know what you're talking about.
24:19I don't know what you're talking about.
24:21I don't know what you're talking about.
24:23Just leave me alone.
24:24I lied to your dad and I shouldn't have.
24:26I never asked you to lie.
24:30Lie about what?
24:33Where are the kids?
24:34Ricky's with Charlie and Amy's upstairs in her room doing her work.
24:38Best stay down here, this.
24:40You're not still seeing that Harry, are you?
24:42No, I told you it's over.
24:44Why?
24:45Well, for one, he's got footage of that punch.
24:47He wants to blackmail me.
24:48Well, you're not going to let him.
24:49He's just not right in the head.
24:50He is round here.
24:51No, I mean it.
24:52He is dangerous.
24:54Dangerous how?
24:55What are you on about?
24:57Look, they think he might have killed his girlfriend.
24:59Girlfriend?
25:22M for Mitchell, is it?
25:27You were the barley after school.
25:29Yeah, yeah, I was with Avani.
25:31Just us two.
25:32We went to the park and discussed anime.
25:34Oh, nice.
25:35Sorry, I've got to get back.
25:38Plans didn't work out.
25:40She wrote condoms but comes back with a bust lid.
25:43What?
25:45Look, I wasn't really with her.
25:47She...
25:49Think I'm stupid?
25:59Hi.
26:01Hi.
26:04Have you got a condom yet?
26:05No.
26:07What?
26:27Authoritarianism might intimidate others, but it won't.
26:30You what?
26:31Authoritarianism.
26:32It's a word.
26:33Look it up.
26:35Look it up.
26:39OK.
26:42All right.
26:44Let's go for a walk.
26:48Look, I've got a mate who's got a contact on the case.
26:51He reckons they moved here because everyone down their way knows he did it.
26:57So, wait, um, this girlfriend...
27:01Shireen.
27:02She went missing.
27:03Maybe she just ran away.
27:05Anything could have happened.
27:06No, no, no.
27:08He wanted Britain.
27:09They'd had a massive argument.
27:11Loads of witnesses, supposedly.
27:14But he was the last person to see her alive.
27:17Then nothing.
27:21Could be your lucky escape.
27:23OK.
27:32Walk!
27:35It's your last chance to tell me what did you do to Avani.
27:39I don't understand.
27:40Is Avani OK?
27:42Yeah, she will be.
27:44You?
27:45You won't.
27:46You can threaten me, but I don't...
27:47Hey, let's get one thing straight.
27:50This isn't a threat.
27:51No, no, no, please!
27:53Please, no!
27:55Please!
27:56Please, no!
27:58Please!
27:59Please, no!
28:00Help!