Nick Kostos reflects on another loss for Gang Green, maybe the real loser is the one in the mirror
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00:00And at some point in a man's life, he has to be honest with himself, be man enough to admit, honest enough to admit, I'm the idiot.
00:11I can look at Aaron Rodgers, and I can look at the Jets, and I can look at Joe Douglas, and trust fund baby clown Woody Johnson, and I can blame them.
00:18I'm not the world's biggest Taylor Swift fan. I'm not one of these people that will say, like, hey, Taylor Swift sucks, just to get a reaction.
00:24Like, I think Taylor Swift makes okay music, it's just not really, like, my thing.
00:28But I will say, I love the song Antihero. And I mean, this is not just for a shtick. I think that's my favorite song by her, I love it.
00:36And when I think about my toxic relationship with the New York Jets, and betting on this stupid team, I come back to the lyrics from that song,
00:43It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. It's me! Like, it's my fault. No one makes me bet the Jets.
00:50Aaron Rodgers doesn't come to my house and threaten to spike my drink with ayahuasca if I don't bet them.
00:55It's my fault that I keep betting this stupid team. I tweeted this last night. I meant it.
01:00The next time I want to bet the Jets, I want someone to come to my house and tase the bleep out of me.
01:05Like, electrocute it out of me. Like that Nirvana song, I won't say, like, what it's actually called, but,
01:10Tase me! Tase me, my friend! I need to be tased. I don't know why I do this. Why do I do this to myself?
01:19I bet on this team, and I gotta see Jeff Oldbrook on the sidelines with that stupid beard.
01:24Now, I'm gonna give you a deep-cut reference. This is so good, it's gonna go over some of your heads.
01:28Jeff Oldbrook looks like he's, like, an NPC in, like, a Bioware game from, like, 2014.
01:33There's no way that beard's actually real. It looks like it was rendered by a graphics engine, like, three generations old.
01:40Like, he literally looks like, like, you could, Commander Shepard in Mass Effect from back in the day,
01:44you could make him look like Jeff Oldbrook in, like, 2009, whenever that game came out.
01:49It's so frickin' annoying. Garrett Wilson, with those dumb, long, baggy sleeves that he wears, can't catch the ball,
01:55says after the game, well, you know, I gotta work on the fundamentals.
01:58What? The top ten pick in the draft, offensive rookie of the year can't catch the ball?
02:05This is the team I bet on? Aaron Rodgers goes, I have to play better, no bleep.
02:09They are two and five. Two and five. Maybe I've learned my lesson.
02:19Also, actually, I don't know if I can do it again.
02:26They're, like, seven on the road at the New England Patriots this week, and I'm telling ya, I gotta, I gotta fight myself here.
02:36Does the Patriots stink? I like Drake May, but how about Gerard Mayo calling the team soft,
02:41and Bill Belichick goes on the Pat McAfee show and basically goes, they're not soft, and undermines Gerard Mayo.
02:46I wonder who has more credibility in that locker room? Gerard Mayo or Bill Belichick?
02:51I'm telling ya. Like, you know, remember Jacques Rougeau, when he was the Mountie in WWF in the early 90s,
02:57and his gimmick was he had the cattle prod, and he used to tase people?
03:00I might need, like, the Mountie's gonna go and get their man here, and it's me.
03:04I need to be tased, because I'm considering it.
03:08Hashtag also, I just might do it. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me.