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00:00Three, two, one, snap! Welcome to Channel 4 News! The first one taken under the power
00:11of Ryanism! We are the ideological thought on the Church of Ryanism. I'm the Ryanist
00:17Ryan, Ryan Saunders yourself. You can find me on the website, Instagram, blah blah blah,
00:22ryanism.org. The website domain bought by our very own Alan Saucer, some kind of Ryan
00:27probably. We're gonna photoshop it in somehow. But currently the website is up. The logo
00:34is finally our own instead of Team Rocket's. So currently on our Twitter, which if you
00:39actually go to twiver.com or if you go to ryanism.org and links in joint ventures, you
00:46can find that we are under the account name The Church of Ryanism. We're more active
00:50on the Instagram if you go to ryanism.org. You can find us there. I post more often there.
00:56Yeah, but on the website, we have quotes. We have some quotes that have not been added yet.
01:01All right. Bark, bark, f***. You suck at not submitting. Lesbians for Ryanism,
01:07for Isabelle Dallara. Remember Mission C, Skylar Walden. Don't forget our only fans,
01:15Nathan Ludwig. On that note, Femboys for Ryanism, by Ryanist Ryan. Ryan is good,
01:21Ryan is great, by Dylan Smith. Uh, uh, uh, f***. By Dylan Smith. Everyone is part Ryan,
01:31Matthew Pentelicchi. I probably didn't say that right. That's all right.
01:35Like a dog eating a pineapple, Ryan Sanders. Yeah.
01:43Did you just say Sanders? This is you in my last name. It's Sanders.
01:47I'm just reading it right now. Of course I dress well. I didn't spend all that time in the closet
01:52for nothing. You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never
01:57repay you. Toby, Tobia. That's kind of deep. I don't know why. For the website, that's kind of
02:03deep. Oh, join us. If you go to ryanism.org forward slash join forward slash, you can click
02:09the join Ryanism button today and join the Ryanism League. This is why the stock market's crashing.
02:33Yeah, I can tell by your face. There's some pretty fun stuff I could say. Ouch. Big, big ouch.