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00:00You all right, mate?
00:03300 bucks went missing from the tram.
00:06Carl reckons I took it.
00:07But you can't, Dad.
00:08Getting the cops involved will make it ten times worse.
00:10Felix didn't do it.
00:11Then where did the money go?
00:12I don't know, but he wouldn't take it.
00:13Not after you've been so good to him.
00:14I don't want to think the worst of anyone, all right?
00:17Unfortunately, with Felix's precedent, Carl seemed pretty certain.
00:19And to think I was the one who wanted to give Felix another chance.
00:22I absolutely won't make that mistake again.
00:25Felix only just got that job and started finding his feet.
00:27Why would he throw that away now?
00:29Do you guys think I did it?
00:34Oh, you know, you're just trying to wrap our heads around it all, mate.
00:37Whatever.
00:38One way or another, the truth will come out.
00:49Set the scene for the big night.
00:50Oh, yeah.
00:51I love a little bit of ambiance.
00:53Are you coming to Boyland?
00:55Oh, well, it sounds like fun, but I don't think Byron wants me here.
00:58The kids have made it pretty clear I have to keep my distance.
01:00Oh, that's a shame.
01:02That means you get to miss out on my fantastic outfit.
01:06I believe it's going to turn a few heads.
01:08Oh, that definitely sounds worth the price of admission.
01:12But it's obviously the right call to respect the kids' wishes.
01:15I think so, yeah.
01:17Well, break a leg.
01:19I'm sure you'll knock them down.
01:20Thanks.
01:23I'll go.
01:24See ya.
01:28Bye.
01:35Ta-da!
01:37What do you reckon?
01:38Oh, they came up a treat.
01:39They look great.
01:40Yes, well, thank you.
01:41Because I think your father got more paint on my shirt than he did on the cabinets.
01:45So what, should I use the tiny brush?
01:47Well, it saved me from having to throw that shirt out.
01:50Which reminds me, you should come to this Boylesque tonight.
01:54Well, I assume Byron would rather I skip it.
01:58Oh, surely not.
01:59It is for charity.
02:00I'll text him and ask.
02:02The whole neighbourhood's going to see me.
02:04Starkers.
02:05Why not Dad as well?
02:06Make it even weirder.
02:07Honestly, I think he's coming because of Mum.
02:10They're getting along weirdly well.
02:13It's actually sort of, kind of oddly sweet.
02:17Hang on, what's going on here?
02:18I thought we both agreed we weren't going to let our guard down around here.
02:20I'm not.
02:21I'm just letting you know that I think Mum might be.
02:24And just so you know, I will have my eyes closed when you perform tonight.
02:27Starkers thing.
02:29As you can see, the waterhole is currently undergoing its transformation.
02:33Beautiful.
02:34Hey, you're still going to be able to go on, mate.
02:36How's the heavy?
02:37Oh, don't you worry about me.
02:38I've reworked my act.
02:39I am still going to give the people what they want.
02:41It's going to be a huge hit, I can tell.
02:44Yeah, I wouldn't jump the gun if I were you.
02:47Well, this protest that Hilary and Moira have organised could derail everything.
02:50I thought you were sorting that out.
02:52Yeah, I tried, but I don't know if it's actually worked or not.
02:55Guess we'll find out tonight, won't we?
03:01Hey, Aaron.
03:02Hey.
03:03You excited for tonight?
03:04Yeah, I think it's going to be a blast.
03:06Can't wait.
03:07Especially that reveal.
03:08Yeah, I think as long as we can get everyone in the room up on their feet, that's the main thing.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Alright, well, see you tonight.
03:13Yeah.
03:14See?
03:16Mate, he has cartoon laugh outliers every time I see him.
03:18What?
03:19No, I told you, he's just being friendly.
03:21You are so oblivious.
03:23He's the biggest smitten kitten that I've ever seen.
03:25So you don't even know if he's actually gay?
03:27Yeah, I don't.
03:29Sam, can we get that microphone ready so we can be able to do a sound check?
03:32Good idea.
03:36Hey, guys, what's up?
03:37You seem a bit stressed.
03:38If you guys want to do one last minute rehearsal, we can run through the quarry again.
03:43It's not about the show.
03:44Carl's accused me of stealing from the tram.
03:46He's fired me.
03:48It's not true, but I can't prove it.
03:51Are the police formally involved?
03:53No, not yet.
03:55If this is still up in the air, maybe it's best you bow out of the performance.
03:58But I didn't do anything wrong.
04:00I believe you.
04:01But if Carl makes a big deal out of this, it could really derail the night.
04:06Right.
04:07Yeah, got it.
04:09I'm really sorry, Felix.
04:19Do you believe me?
04:21Yeah, I do.
04:23You've made so many changes for the better, I doubt you'd ruin that for a few hundred bucks.
04:27Thanks.
04:29That means a lot.
04:31Felix.
04:36I gave you the chance to prove yourself.
04:38And all you've done is show us exactly who you are.
04:40Hang on, let's not jump the gun here.
04:41I'm not even upset with you.
04:42I'm upset with myself for letting my guard down.
04:44But that won't happen again.
04:46This is a parole violation and theft.
04:48This is a parole violation and theft.
04:51Now, brother or no brother, as a police officer, you have a responsibility to address this.
04:55What about innocent until proven guilty?
04:57Yeah, well, it seems that's only a matter of time.
05:01Because if Carl doesn't make a formal report, I will.
05:03I will.
05:15I've been thinking and tell me to zip it if I'm out of line.
05:19Sounding ominous.
05:21It's about Nicolette.
05:23I know she really misses living with Oliver.
05:26Do you think he'll ever have her back under your roof?
05:28Probably.
05:30But it'll happen in its own time.
05:33Is this your cue to try and plead Nicolette's case?
05:38Step in and try and fix everything?
05:40No, not at all.
05:42I mean, I'd love to stick my oar in, but the kids have made it pretty clear it's not my place.
05:48We all appreciate you taking that on board.
05:51I know.
06:14Hey.
06:17I'm looking for you.
06:20Look, don't worry. Dad's just worked up right now, but I'll make him see some sense.
06:25Doesn't matter. Remy said she'll report me even if Carl doesn't.
06:30Well then I'll work on convincing her too.
06:32And then the next person, and the next. Is that just my life now? Needing people to stick up for me?
06:41Maybe I should just accept it. From now on, whatever I do, people are only going to see my past.
06:48Hey, you can't think like that. You're religious now, right? That means that you believe good things happen to good people.
06:55If only it were that simple.
06:57Well, it should be. Otherwise, what's the point in having faith?
07:02Don't give up. I believe in you.
07:18Therese, I wanted to say sorry about intruding the other day. I should have called first.
07:32Oh, no, please, don't apologise. My migraine made me all grumpy.
07:36Are you feeling better now, though?
07:38Yes, yes, I'm fine.
07:39Oh, good. So where's Kara this evening?
07:41Uh, great question. I thought she was meeting me here.
07:43Oh, thank you.
07:52If anyone starts singing, I dream a dream.
07:58Do you need a drink?
07:59Oh, I wouldn't say no to some bubbles.
08:01Okay.
08:03What is it with you two?
08:05Oh, we just called an early dinner.
08:07Like a date?
08:08No. No, like two people with a lot of history catching up before their son's show. What are you getting at?
08:15You two just seem awfully close all of a sudden, and it's making my head spin.
08:18Oh, just being civil. For the sake of the family, that is all.
08:22Hey, hey, you made it!
08:25Well, you weren't kidding about that outfit.
08:27This old thing? Oh, you should see it when I really make an effort.
08:32Hey, hey, come here. You're going to want to see this.
08:35A protest?
08:36Yeah.
08:39Stop the smut! Stop the smut! Stop the smut! Stop the smut!
08:49Is this it?
08:50Seems like it.
08:51But what happened to Hilary and Moira? I thought they were going to bring half of the Ivy residents.
08:56Seems like those vouchers you got paid off, Dad.
08:58Uh, no. Susan said Moira didn't take them.
09:00Oh, well, I'd still call it a win.
09:02Yeah, no complaints from me. Will you help me move them along?
09:05Thanks, guys.
09:06Come on, you've made your point. It's time to move it along.
09:08Look at this. I mean, it's a lot of pressure being the first act.
09:10I've seen what you're showing, and nobody will be disappointed.
09:13That's what I'm saying.
09:14What if I mess up and everything goes too fast and I end up just showing the audience all my bits?
09:18Everything just hangs in the wind.
09:20Byron, Byron, we have bigger issues than that.
09:22Felix has pulled out. We're a man down.
09:24Okay, so the show's a little bit shorter. Is it really the end of the world?
09:26I could help.
09:28Oh, come on. You're a man short and not ready for a spotlight.
09:32Hey, show's gone on.
09:36Hmm?
09:38Welcome, my friends, to the home of your deepest desires.
09:42It's going to be hilarious.
09:45It's going to be cheeky, and when I say cheeky, I mean cheeky.
09:49And best of all, it's all for a fabulous cause.
09:54So, sit back, relax, and put your hands together for the lads of the Errands Bar.
10:00Yes!
10:30Woo-hoo!
10:54By the way, someone in this room has been very, very bad.
10:58Well, it is my duty to pull them back into line.
11:05Now, would you like to come onto the stage with me?
11:07Woo-hoo!
11:11Woo-hoo!
11:18Woo-hoo!
11:21Woo-hoo!
11:24Woo-hoo!
11:30Woo-hoo!
11:38Oh.
11:41Hey.
11:42Oh. Hey.
11:45I was just getting some fresh air.
11:47Yeah, me too.
11:49Oh, listen, uh, thanks for my card and gift.
11:55You know, Therese, I really wish things were different.
11:59I miss you.
12:02I miss you too.
12:07I miss you too.
12:13Lickety-split!
12:15Woo-hoo!
12:17It's Bob with a K, I don't care what you say.
12:19I give bonus in every way.
12:21If you're feeling ill, don't take the pill.
12:23Come see me, I'll make you well.
12:25All right!
12:27My motor's on full, I'm just down the hall.
12:29Give me a shout, I'll be at your door.
12:31Just be smart when you make it,
12:33or I'll be toast.
12:35Oh, he'll be free.
12:37Free as a river, see what I mean?
12:39He'll be free.
12:41Free as a river.
12:43One more time, he'll be free.
12:45Free as a river.
12:47All right!
12:49Woo-hoo!
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13:23Woo-hoo!
13:29Wait a minute.
13:31Wait, wait, wait. It's taking too long. It's taking too long.
13:37So, shall I do this one for you, then?
13:43We have come down. We have lost the grand finale.
13:47But I promise, we won't leave you high and dry.
13:50Thanks. So, what's yours?
13:52I was thinking, afterwards, maybe we could get a drink.
13:55Of course, yeah. That's it. We're going to deserve a drink after this.
13:57Yeah. I was thinking, maybe just...
13:59Ladies and gentlemen, one last time, give it up...
14:02for the boys of the Ehrensbadler Boys' List!
14:29Woo!
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15:13That was perfect. You should be so proud.
15:15Yeah, I'll second that.
15:17Well, I've just spoken to the Police Youth Outreach Team,
15:20and they are absolutely thrilled.
15:22Oh, not to mention the brilliant PR it's been for Lassiters.
15:25So, what I'm hearing is that you were wrong to ever doubt me,
15:28and it'll never happen again.
15:30Yeah, don't push it.
15:31I'm still confused as to why the protest was such a fizzle.
15:33Oh, I can shed some light on that.
15:35Irene Rising got hold of some free tickets for an over-70s swing dance event,
15:39and Moira and Hilary were more than happy to take them off our hands.
15:43Really? And that was all you were doing?
15:45I couldn't possibly comment, Paul.
15:48Susan, you saved our butts.
15:51OK, give me a hug.
15:52Got a sec?
15:56There you are. You missed the whole show.
15:59Yeah.
16:01What's going on?
16:03Something felt off about the whole trans situation,
16:06so I spent some time sussing the place out.
16:08I thought I was the only amateur sleuth around here.
16:11I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you rifling through my business.
16:14Well, does this change your mind?
16:22Where did you find this?
16:24It had fallen down a gap between the counter and the register.
16:27But we searched there.
16:29Well, I had to unscrew that loose panel to get to it.
16:32It seems I was a bit careless.
16:35But not a bit.
16:36I knew it.
16:39I feel excited.
16:41I don't know what to say. I'm mortified. I'm sorry.
16:44So am I.
16:48Can you accept my apology, and would you come back to work at the tram?
16:52Deal.
16:53Clean slate?
16:54Clean slate, yeah.
16:55I can't thank you enough.
16:59You were spectacular.
17:01You were funny, charming.
17:03You are far too kind.
17:05Not at all. I mentioned you looked breath-taking.
17:08Yeah, you did, but you can do it again if you really want.
17:11Honestly, it was just so good that you could make it.
17:13Yeah.
17:14I saw a whole other side of you.
17:16And I don't just mean the outfit.
17:19You're a very special person, John.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:47What's up?
17:48John.
17:49I'll do the same thing to her.
18:00I have to admit, it was odd seeing Mitch Isle doing a striptease.
18:04I'm just impressed with his dance moves.
18:06Couldn't get his rhythm from me.
18:09Okay, well, I might head home.
18:11I need to pack.
18:12Pack?
18:13You know why?
18:14Last-minute decision.
18:16I'm going to Adelaide for a few days.
18:19I think it might be nice to visit Piper.
18:21Oh, that sounds lovely.
18:22Will you both be able to hold 4-to-1?
18:24Yes, yes, yes, of course.
18:25You just look after yourself.
18:27And give Isle off to Piper.
18:28I will, I will.
18:30I'll text you.
18:31Okay.
18:32Bye.
18:36Another round?
18:37Oh, no, I'm good, thank you.
18:46I was surprised you invited Vic to join us for a nightcap.
18:50Oh?
18:51Surprised why?
18:53Because five minutes ago you didn't want to know.
18:55Now you're getting him like a house on fire.
18:58You sound like Nicolette.
19:00Well, that just tells me that I'm right.
19:04Is there something going on between you two?
19:08I don't know.
19:10I suppose I realised I may have been a little hasty writing him off.
19:14He really is trying.
19:20Are you developing feelings for him again?
19:26He's caught me by surprise.
19:28More than anyone, I guess.
19:30I think I'm falling in love with him again.
19:45Coming up on Neighbours.
19:46I don't think she's coming.