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01:00I don't know what to do with myself.
01:02I don't know what to do with myself.
01:04I don't know what to do with myself.
01:06I don't know what to do with myself.
01:08I don't know what to do with myself.
01:10I don't know what to do with myself.
01:12I don't know what to do with myself.
01:14I don't know what to do with myself.
01:16I don't know what to do with myself.
01:18I don't know what to do with myself.
01:20I don't know what to do with myself.
01:22I don't know what to do with myself.
01:24I don't know what to do with myself.
01:26I don't know what to do with myself.
01:28Who can turn the light on?
01:31To change the cause and effect of the past?
01:34Who can solve the puzzle?
01:37To resolve the mistakes you made.
01:40Life has passed.
01:42We embrace the past.
01:45Don't laugh at me.
01:48I'm crazy.
01:51The memories are like a mountain and a small road.
01:54We've been through the ups and downs together.
01:56天真都在离合中 去欢风笑飞
02:02明年我向天与地相会
02:05爱恨惺忪你喜欢我会
02:08愿为你不悔一回
02:26千年前 神界魏智恒与一统三界的魔族
02:32封印魔族之强 战将红公主
02:38魔君以此为由 率军发动全国大战
02:46为护神族 神与无双取自己的神之心
02:51造就威力旷世的神之手 力挽狂澜
02:56助战神太和 覆灭魔族
03:02然而 魔尊却舍命斩断太和左手
03:07致神之手 失落凡间
03:14经此一役 神界折损一生
03:19重伤的战神自我封印
03:24而失心的无双便寻神之手
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04:20你说我们这么祭拜 又有何用啊
04:23圆中 你身为大祭司 岂能妄言
04:30要不是我生而有这神之手
04:32什么时候轮得到我呀
04:35况且天神赐语的时候 也没说怎么用
04:40这么多年了 一点反应也没有
04:45这是我族机密 更是天命
04:48你怎可如此儿戏
04:56定虚长老 祭神一事已准备妥当
05:00不错 圆中 该你了
05:06走
05:17我友胡一族 承天之佑 特此叩拜
05:22作盛世升平之祥瑞 免凡间之劫数
05:27以求神奇降旨 照福我族 得享于万世太平
05:35行神之降 必胜我族
05:49大家小心 别跑 神斩鬼
05:54尔等竟趁我族祭天之地前来捣乱
05:58不怕天神降罪
06:00老废话 你们这群手无缚鸡之力的老狐狸
06:04不配拥有天神之物 不惜一切代价 招收神之手
06:22人名无媚 万象皆非
06:29莲花碎尽 凝蜂彻地
06:34你
06:43不要 不要 救我 不要 保护好长老
07:02玉儿
07:04玉儿
07:15别动
07:27快撑不住了
07:34别挣扎了
08:04快撑住
08:05快撑住
08:12快
08:13快撑住
08:33寒冰神力 神之手终于觉醒了
08:37终战任令 魔神之手为我族不解改变
08:54走开
09:01这群狡诈的老狐狸
09:06终于出现了
09:15终于出现了
09:22神之手被唤醒了
09:31别动 大祭司
09:37这是
09:56这是
09:58天光开合
10:02天佑我族
10:06恭迎天神
10:37天神
10:53神女
11:06把相互的手望
11:10用心的话对你说
11:13唤醒人生的
11:17连结束循环
11:20可正涅槃
11:23陪你到尽头
11:27成魂同魄
11:30守天下彷佛
11:33缠绵无痕 别一言不讳 轮回无望 距离此处 千百年无缝 每一刻不枉 且无愁
11:57It's too late, the time has not yet come.
12:09Wait!
12:16Are you okay?
12:28Sister Tang Jun!
12:29The God Hand has been found!
12:31Nan Tai and the God Hand have merged into one!
12:38Wushuang, how is it?
12:41The God Hand is connected to the human blood.
12:45If you take it by force, it will kill him.
12:49Your heart is still in the God Hand.
12:51So even if he dies, you will disappear.
12:54Sister, I want to go down to the mortal world to get close to this person.
12:59Go down to the mortal world?
13:01Once you go down to the mortal world without permission, you will be punished by the heavens and lose your personality.
13:07Sister Wushuang, don't leave me!
13:10Sister Tang Jun, I don't want to wash my clothes anymore!
13:12Please save him!
13:14Sister Tang Jun!
13:15I created the God Hand myself.
13:17If it is obtained by the traitors, the consequences will be unimaginable.
13:20But...
13:21This is too risky!
13:24Sister, don't worry.
13:26Ten thousand years ago, I created the Sky Pagoda in the mortal world.
13:30It must still be in the God Realm.
13:32Maybe I can try it.
13:54Sister!
13:57Wushuang, I know that you have made up your mind.
14:00For this, I will give you a ride.
14:02I have put all my power into this God Hand.
14:05I hope that you will be safe.
14:10Hurry! Hurry!
14:11This is the first time that the immortals have prepared for this.
14:13You have to prepare well.
14:14This is too difficult.
14:15For a great clan like Liu Hu,
14:17to be able to stay in the Sky Pagoda,
14:20This is too difficult.
14:21For a great clan like Liu Hu,
14:23to be able to stay in the Sky Pagoda,
14:25This is the last chance.
14:27In the mortal world,
14:28even though I can't use my power,
14:30luckily, I can still use the mechanism.
14:33Thank you, Immortal Wushuang.
14:36For us, the Winged clan,
14:38to choose a maidservant,
14:39we must be old enough,
14:41and must be able to do everything.
14:43We must also have the strength to do all the chores.
14:47There are 18 rounds in this selection.
14:49The first round is Li Yue's test.
14:51Please start your performance.
15:00Sister Wushuang!
15:03I am a mortal now.
15:05Chicken, egg, cigarette.
15:07So big!
15:18What are you doing?
15:20If you don't know how to play the zither,
15:22you don't need to take it apart.
15:24When the smoke is gone,
15:25there will be no food left.
15:27I want to make an instrument that can last a long time.
15:30The mountain outside is the land of immortals.
15:32Immortals. Immortals.
15:34You can use magic to replace your martial arts.
15:36The lady is married here.
15:38I'm afraid that her skills
15:40are useless.
15:42I can do it too.
15:43I can do it too.
15:45It's not her.
15:46Tang Hong!
15:48I've been looking for you.
15:50It turns out that you are here to see the beauties.
16:07Stupid bird!
16:08Why can't you listen to me every time?
16:10Is the sign of immortality fake?
16:13This spirit bird is not reliable.
16:15But the sound of the car is not bad.
16:23It turns out to be him.
16:29Sorry to scare you.
16:31I'll pull out the hair of that stupid bird
16:33and apologize to you later.
16:37Why is there no sign of immortality?
16:40There is no sign of immortality.
16:46Supreme Priest.
16:47With such a beautiful sister like you here,
16:49why does Tang Hua still choose a maid?
16:54Immortal Tang Hua.
16:55It's been a long time.
16:56Do you miss me?
16:58Yuan Zhong.
16:59You haven't come back for days.
17:01Why do you have the mood to come here today?
17:03I choose a maid like you.
17:07Supreme Priest.
17:09I want to be your maid.
17:11So direct.
17:13What's your name?
17:15Ji Tanyin.
17:16This woman only knows some tricks.
17:18She can't help my group.
17:20What if I can fix this car?
17:25No wonder the girl just wanted to get close to the car.
17:28Let's see.
17:30Please.
17:39Such a small bag.
17:40You can put so many things in it.
17:43Tang Hua.
17:44I've been standing for a long time.
17:46Don't you owe me a cup of tea?
17:51Put it on.
17:54All right, Supreme Priest.
17:56You don't have to remind me all the time.
17:58You did your best to make this mask, right?
18:01You don't expose the hand of God.
18:06You're not used to it, are you?
18:08Here you are.
18:13I've tried my best.
18:15You never like to get close to people.
18:18Why do you want to find a maid today?
18:28It's fixed.
18:29Supreme Priest's car must be of high quality.
18:32I've never driven this car before.
18:34The car was slippery before.
18:36So I made some improvements.
18:38I've fully reinforced all the car wheels,
18:41the car body, the wheels and the wheels.
18:44Make sure it's intact the next time you hit it.
18:48Well...
18:49I don't often hit cars.
18:51I've installed a suspension pedal for Supreme Priest.
18:54If you drive at night,
18:56you can turn on the taillights.
18:58It's safe.
18:59And you can listen to music.
19:01It's three-dimensional.
19:03Supreme Priest,
19:04if you take me as your maid,
19:06your car can be upgraded.
19:08For example,
19:09you can turn on the taillights at night,
19:11and turn on the air-conditioner in autumn and winter.
19:13Good.
19:14By the way,
19:15if you install a rotating flight mechanism at home,
19:17you can be a beast driver.
19:24You're really...
19:26a genius.
19:29Tang Hua,
19:30this girl is mine.
19:32Take your time to choose the rest.
19:38It's said that the ancient Qian Kun Belt
19:40has a lot of space.
19:42It can accommodate the whole world.
19:47Look at his belt.
19:52It seems that he's not an ordinary man.
19:54And...
19:55he keeps staring at my hand.
19:57Maybe...
19:58he's a high-ranking spy in the war.
20:02Why don't you just get rid of him?
20:05Such a big fish comes from the sea.
20:09How can I not get rid of it?
20:14I hope this fish
20:15can't think of anything big.
20:19Let's go, my little maid.
20:21I'll tell you my rules.
20:23This is my residence.
20:26This is my residence.
20:31A little spy.
20:33It's really possible.
20:36What are you doing?
20:37I didn't expect the maid in the mortal world
20:39to be so skillful
20:40and beautiful.
20:44Have you seen enough?
20:45Your focus should be here,
20:47the Supreme Priest.
20:49Follow me.
20:50Let's go.
20:52Here.
20:53You'll live...
20:54You'll live...
20:55there.
21:00Oh, right.
21:01I'm not the only one.
21:03There's also him.
21:05A thousand-year-old mechanic.
21:08Hi, Supreme Priest.
21:11It's okay to have one more person to serve me.
21:13But you don't look
21:15very smart.
21:18Really?
21:19Don't cry.
21:20Don't cry.
21:22You're quite cute.
21:26In the future,
21:27you have to behave well
21:28with me.
21:32I have to identify the Divine Hand as soon as possible.
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