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00:00bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger...
00:04the Buggaloos?
00:06all right mates let's run the number one more time
00:08right we don't want to bomb out on Peter Platt's telephone
00:11everybody'll be watching
00:13oh look at poor Sparky he feels so left out
00:16he's really down in the dumps
00:18well can't you sing with us just this once?
00:20every time we let him he gets so nervous he blows it
00:23yeah he can never remember the words
00:24if only there was some way we could...
00:27Bo, it's your uncle I've got an idea
00:29What is it? Look, I heard Sparky singing in the shower this morning.
00:33Oh, we all did, but it was just a load of gibberish.
00:35No, no, no. Something like that every morning.
00:37That's exactly what I mean. Maybe we could work it into this new song.
00:42Huh? Well, at least it's worth a try.
00:44Sparky! You calling me?
00:46Yeah, come over here, mate. Hurry, we need you.
00:49Me? You need me? Yeah.
00:52Come on. We're hoping you could help us with this new song.
00:55You're putting me on.
00:57No, honestly, Sparky, this song has a new line in it that none of us can handle.
01:01It goes, uh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:04You mean, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:07Right! That's it!
01:08Fantastic! Good, you've got it.
01:10Huh? Come on, Sparky, let's try it.
01:13Right. But you no mean.
01:15I'm no good. I'll mess it up. I can't.
01:18I'll never say can't, Sparky. There's nothing to it.
01:22I'll give you the signal, and you just do your thing.
01:25Okay.
01:30If you're down in the dumps
01:33With the case of the grumps
01:36And you get up and go
01:40There's God up and waiting
01:42Remember the following magical words
01:48Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
01:51Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
01:54Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:02Silly, funny as it may seem
02:06These words have a magical way
02:10Of bringing you up from the downest of moods
02:13And brighten your whole day
02:18If you're ever uptight
02:21Any time day or night
02:24And you're fretting and betting
02:28You'll never pull through
02:30Take a deep breath and repeat after me
02:36Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:39Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:42Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:45Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:49Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
02:52Fantastic!
02:54Was I really that good?
02:57Too much, man. Thanks to you, we got a great new sound.
03:05The bugaloos, the bugaloos
03:07Were in the air and everywhere
03:10Flying high, flying loose
03:12Flying free as a summer breeze
03:16Happy as a summer breeze
03:22Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh
03:26The bugaloos, the bugaloos
03:28Were in the air and everywhere
03:37Yeah, so here's what I've worked out, Peter Dahl.
03:40When I appear on your telethon, I'll open up big with an uptune.
03:43Sorry, sweetie, but I only had one spot left and I gave it to the bugaloos.
03:47They just came up with a great new sound.
03:50What? I'm not on the show.
03:53Sorry, cheeky, but that show me is.
03:56Hi, boy.
03:57What do you hear from Peter Platter?
03:59How many numbers are you going to sing on the big telethon?
04:04I'm not on the telethon, nitwit.
04:08Buggy bats will drive me out of my ever-loving skull.
04:11Hey, Flash, have you heard anything about the bugaloos having a new sound?
04:15You better believe it, baby.
04:18Well, just don't sit there like a lump.
04:20What sound? What, what, what, what?
04:22It's that kid firefly, Sparky.
04:26Sparky? That dummy?
04:30You mean he's their new sound?
04:32Right. He's really in the groove.
04:36Ugh, this I gotta hear.
04:39Funky, go fire up our sound radar and tune in on Tranquility Forest.
04:43Jawohl, mein boss, I'm on my way.
04:48Imagine.
04:50Imagine a big star like me being knocked out of the box by a firefly.
04:55Really?
05:00Tranquility Forest is coming in fast.
05:07That's their new sound?
05:09It's awful.
05:11Ah, shut up.
05:12Peter Potter likes it, and that's good enough for me.
05:15Turn it off. Cut, cut.
05:25It's catchy.
05:27I think Sparky has a smash.
05:29Then why don't you get him to sing with you?
05:32You could offer him maybe a lollipop.
05:34I could offer you maybe a pop and a snoot.
05:37You know that kid hates me.
05:39Those rockin' bugaloos, they got all the luck.
05:42They find a lost homeless firefly and he becomes a hit.
05:45A hit.
05:46And I can't even have...
05:51Hey, wait a minute.
05:54What is it, boss?
05:55Sparky is a homeless kid.
05:57So?
05:59I bet those dumb bugs never took out legal guardianship papers adopting him.
06:03Guardianship papers?
06:05Adopting him?
06:07Well, if they didn't, maybe somebody else can.
06:10Boss, you're figuring out another dirty trick.
06:15I resent that.
06:17This happens to be a very clean...
06:19...dirty trick.
06:21Funky, go get my car.
06:23We're going downtown to the city hall.
06:24Schnell.
06:26Oh.
06:28Oh, Bonita, you're not only a dreamboat, you're a genius.
06:31Ah!
06:33Oh, I love you.
06:34I love you.
06:37You're drunk.
06:38You're drunk.
06:40You see, my friends, it's all strictly legal.
06:43Now, come on, my little man.
06:44I'm not your little man.
06:46Take your hands off him, you old biddy.
06:48You can't adopt Sparky.
06:50We won't let you take him.
06:51I'm afraid we'll have to, mates.
06:53This is a court order declaring that Bonita Pizarro is Sparky's legal guardian.
06:57You can see, it was signed by the judge.
06:59Please, Miss Pizarro, could you let him stay with us?
07:01Oh, yes, please.
07:02Sparky's very happy here.
07:04Oh, it's just because the portal type doesn't know any better.
07:07Living in the woods.
07:09What he needs is a happy home and the loving care of his Momsy.
07:15You're not my Momsy, and I won't go.
07:18I won't go.
07:19I'm sorry, you'll have to go, Sparky.
07:21The law's the law, so you must obey it.
07:24Come on, Sparky.
07:25We'll help you get your things together.
07:27And don't forget your toothbrush.
07:29Momsy doesn't want her little man to have any cavy ravenies.
07:33Bye.
07:35It worked.
07:36Wait till Peter Platy hears.
07:38Now, I've got the new sound.
07:42Oh, I'm such a little devil.
07:46Love it.
07:48Here we are, Poopsy.
07:49Welcome to your new home.
07:50Come on, sweetheart.
07:52Uncle Funky, how about getting little Sparky a nice big ice cream sundae?
07:56I don't like ice cream sundaes.
07:59Oh, well, how about a nice big piece of chocolate cake?
08:04I don't like chocolate cake.
08:06I see.
08:08Well, um, how about a big glass of lemonade?
08:11I don't like lemonade.
08:13How'd you like a swish shot right in your...
08:16People, why don't you tell little Sparky about the big surprise you have for him?
08:23Oh, oh, the surprise.
08:25Oh, yes.
08:27Sparky.
08:30Son.
08:32You've been such a sweet little boy.
08:34You know what I'm going to do?
08:35I'm going to let you sing with me on Peter Platy's telethon.
08:38Won't that be funsies?
08:41No, I won't sing with anybody but the Buggaloos.
08:45Isn't that sweet?
08:47This little tyke won't sing with anybody but the Buggaloos.
08:51See what a little rascal he is?
08:54Look, kid, I'm your mother now, and you're gonna do exactly what your mumsie says.
08:58You hear?
08:58No, I'll do it.
09:00I'll do it.
09:02That's better.
09:03Now, my little dear, mumsie has one little phone call to make,
09:07and then after that, we can start rehearsing.
09:09Who are you calling, my boss?
09:11Mr. Peter Platy.
09:13Now, he'll have to put me on his telethon.
09:16Hello, Peachy Poo?
09:18This is Bonita Baby.
09:20Yes.
09:21I thought you might be interested in hearing my new sound.
09:25Yes, I've teamed up with Sparky Firefly.
09:29Oh, no.
09:30No, he left the Buggaloos.
09:32He came here begging to sing with adorable, talented me.
09:37It's true, P-Baby.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Well, why don't you drop over here sometime this afternoon,
09:43and we'll show you the act.
09:45All right?
09:45Good.
09:47I'll be expecting you.
09:48Bye.
09:50You did it, boss.
09:51You did it.
09:52You did it.
09:54Wait a minute.
09:55What am I doing dancing with a rat?
09:57Get lost.
09:59You're not my type anyway.
10:01Who are you?
10:03My son.
10:07You little tarp.
10:11What dupes we were.
10:12Why didn't we think of adopting Sparky?
10:15Who'd ever think Bonita'd pull a fuss one?
10:17I don't get it.
10:18Well, why would she go to all the trouble of adopting poor Sparky?
10:22I'm sure it weren't motherly love.
10:24That woman could give an heart transplant to a rock.
10:27Hello there.
10:29Hey, look.
10:29It's Magikoda Magnificent.
10:31Greetings, bugaloos.
10:33It's your friendly neighborhood magician.
10:38Oh, my.
10:39Why all the long faces?
10:41You look just like you found out the Easter Bunny was an egg thief.
10:45Sorry, Mr. Magikoo, but we're down in the dumps.
10:49Then what you need is some cheering up.
10:52And I have just the thing.
10:54My latest fantastical trick.
10:56Presto.
10:57What's that?
10:58My whammy wah.
11:00I hold here in my hand the power to make people invisible.
11:04Literally, to disappear.
11:08Come, I shall graphically demonstrate.
11:11Now observe as I repeat the magic words,
11:15which will make our young friend here disappear.
11:19Clammy, fammy, hammy, clammy.
11:24My goodness, it really worked.
11:26How about that?
11:27What do you mean it worked?
11:28Look at me.
11:29Don't panic, my lad.
11:31These things happen in the magic biz.
11:33Do something.
11:34Get out of class.
11:35I want me other ass.
11:36Hurry, Mr. Magikoo.
11:38Bring back the rest of him.
11:39Have no fear.
11:41I'll just put this gizmo in reverse,
11:43and he's on his way back to stay.
11:47Hammy, fammy, clammy, whammy.
11:51Oops.
11:52What happened?
11:52My gosh.
11:53He disappeared.
11:54Harmony, where are you?
11:56You almost trod on me.
11:57I'm standing right here.
11:59Help.
11:59Help me.
12:01All right.
12:01Don't anyone panic.
12:03Everybody stand aside.
12:05Don't move, Harmony, my boy.
12:07I'll bring you back.
12:08Have no fear.
12:10Clammy, fammy, hammy, clammy.
12:15Told you, kiddie, that was nothing.
12:17All right, buddies.
12:19It's good to see you.
12:22It's the emergency alarm.
12:26What's up, Bluebell?
12:27The grapevine just came through with a flash.
12:30We just heard a rumor.
12:32A big fat rumor?
12:33They say Benita pulled a fast one.
12:35Those adoption papers may be phony.
12:37Phony adoption papers?
12:38Why, the rotten old hag.
12:40And she's got Sparky.
12:41Let's go after him.
12:42Hold it.
12:42You heard them.
12:43It's only a rumor.
12:44I'd better dash down to City Hall and check her out.
12:46Right.
12:47And meanwhile, we'll head for the jukebox to keep an eye on Sparky.
12:50OK, and I'll meet you over there.
12:51Take care.
12:53How can we keep an eye on Sparky?
12:55Benita will zap us if we even come near the place.
12:57I hope that's where our friend, Mr. Magico, can help us.
13:00Me?
13:01I'd be glad to.
13:03But how?
13:03By lending us your whammy wand.
13:06My whammy wand?
13:07With the fammy, hammy, whammy?
13:08Yeah, just think.
13:09If we're invisible, we could cap right underneath Benita's nose.
13:12Right, please.
13:13Please, Mr. Magico.
13:14Please, for Sparky.
13:15OK, kiddie.
13:16I'll loan it to you.
13:18But just don't let the Magicians Union hear about this.
13:25OK, mates.
13:36This is it.
13:37I can't wait to see Sparky.
13:39I better get the wand fired up.
13:41Who wants to disappear first?
13:44Go ahead.
13:45Start on me.
13:46OK, mate.
13:47Here goes.
13:49Clammy, sammy, ammy, whammy.
13:55We're like a charm.
13:57Courage, are you OK?
13:58I'm fine.
13:59Joy, you're next.
14:03Clammy, sammy, ammy, whammy.
14:09Bingo.
14:10How does it feel, Joy?
14:12Now I know what they mean by out of sight.
14:13Oh, Ben.
14:14OK, Courage, you take care of me.
14:18Clammy, sammy, hammy, whammy.
14:22Hey, we're a bunch of real gone cats.
14:25What do we do about the wand floating around?
14:27I'll ditch it under me swirl.
14:30Now, all we have to do is get past that silly peacock guarding the door.
14:33Follow me.
14:34Are you kidding, man?
14:35How can you follow somebody you can't even see?
14:38Come on, we're wasting time.
14:44Well, looks like another slow day.
14:47Hi there.
14:48What?
14:49Who said that?
14:50Who is it?
14:51We're right down here.
14:52We've got a surprise gift for Miss Bizarre.
14:55I can't see anything.
14:56Well, of course you can't.
14:57It's a surprise.
14:59Oh.
15:00Open up and let us in.
15:02But I'm not supposed to let anybody in unless I know who they are.
15:05Can you see us?
15:07No.
15:08Then how do you know you don't know who we are?
15:10Well, I guess you have a point there.
15:12OK, go on in.
15:15Thanks a lot.
15:17That was the strangest bunch of people I never met.
15:21Of course I did.
15:25Well, this is it, mates.
15:27Come on.
15:30So far, so good.
15:32Ouch.
15:33One of you stepped on me toe.
15:35Watch it.
15:36What do you mean, watch it?
15:37There's nothing to watch.
15:39Shh.
15:40Here comes Benito.
15:46This is it, my boys.
15:48Peter Plutter just arrived.
15:50Oh, groovy.
15:52My pipes are all loosened up.
15:54Don't get them too loose.
15:56They might fall off.
15:59How would you like an iodine cocktail?
16:04Petey, Petey.
16:05So good to see you again.
16:07Hi, Benita doll.
16:10Hey.
16:12Oh, that's funny.
16:14It felt like I ran into somebody.
16:16Don't be silly.
16:16There's nobody here but us.
16:18Well, I hope this isn't a put on.
16:20Have you really got Sparky to sing with you?
16:22You bet your sweet bippy.
16:24When he hears, we'll be the hit of your telethon.
16:27This I have to hear.
16:28Let's get the show on the road.
16:30Good.
16:31Funky, make Mr. Platter comfortable in the record room.
16:34I'll go get Sparky.
16:37I still feel like I ran into somebody.
16:41It was me the blighter ran into, and it hurt.
16:44So that's why Benita wanted to adopt Sparky.
16:47She's going to make him sing with her.
16:49Have all the rotten tricks.
16:52Look, there's IQ.
16:54Maybe he found out something.
16:56IQ, it's us.
16:57Where?
16:58We're right here.
17:00So Mr. Magico's wand really worked.
17:03Like a charm.
17:04Well, listen to me wherever you are.
17:06I've got news.
17:07I checked out at City Hall, and those adoption papers are phony.
17:11Benita rigged the whole thing to get Sparky.
17:14And we know why.
17:15The old ratbag's going to use him in Peter Platter's telethon.
17:18Not when we get through with her.
17:19I'd say we could really mess up her audition.
17:22Quick, make me invisible too.
17:24Where's, where's the whammy wand?
17:26Right here, under me sweater.
17:28Clammy, Sammy, Ammy, wham!
17:33Come on, mates.
17:34When we get through with Benita,
17:35she'll think a blooming cyclone has struck.
17:40Ta-da!
17:41Here we are, presenting the newest singing team,
17:44Benita and Sparky.
17:48All right, music maestro.
17:53Let's go already.
17:56Oh boy.
17:58You better sing good, kid.
18:00Or I'll have you stuffed and mounted.
18:05If you're down in the dumps
18:08With a case of the mumps
18:12And you get up and go
18:15It's gonna be way wet
18:18Remember the following magical words
18:29Let's go, buglers.
18:31Honky!
18:33What's going on?
18:35I, I don't know, my neither.
18:38Oh, who's ever doing that?
18:39They better cut it out.
18:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:46Kitchi-kitchi-koo!
18:49A one, two, three, pull!
18:56Can't work for a tweeter.
19:02Oh, I'm cutting out of here.
19:04Peter, wait.
19:05Please, please, please wait, Peter.
19:06Please don't go.
19:08Wait, wait.
19:10Whoever you are, will you please stop it?
19:13What's happening?
19:14You've been set upon by an ancient firefly curse.
19:18You took one of our people against his wishes.
19:23You mean Sparky?
19:25You can have him.
19:26Go ahead and take him.
19:28Look, I'll even tear up the adoption papers.
19:30Be that will.
19:31They were phony anyway.
19:33Go ahead, take him, take him.
19:36No, don't.
19:37I'm one of your people.
19:39Let me alone.
19:39I didn't do anything.
19:40Well, Sparky, he's cooler.
19:41Shh!
19:43It's us.
19:44Hold still.
19:45Oh, no!
19:46The wand!
19:47It slipped from under me as well.
19:48Broke the spell!
19:50Hey, golly!
19:52Where'd you guys come from?
19:54The buckaloos.
19:56I should have known.
19:57Funky, click the zapper.
19:59Let's get out of here.
20:00Yeah, my boss.
20:02Oh, you buggy swine are gonna get it.
20:05I'm really gonna zap you.
20:07Clammy, Sammy, Ammy, Clammy.
20:11People, I lost my head.
20:14Half a rat's better than none.
20:16What'd you bats do to Funky?
20:17Why me?
20:20Holy humperdick.
20:21Where'd I go?
20:24Hey, you can't leave us like this.
20:28Here's the wand, love.
20:29See what you can do with it.
20:30Ta-da!
20:38The buckaloos, the buckaloos
20:40Were in the air and everywhere
20:43Flying high, flying loose
20:46Flying free as the summer breeze
20:49The buckaloos, the buckaloos
20:52Were climbing high and diving low
20:55Through the sky, across the land
20:57Straight to you with a helping hand
21:01Ready with a helping hand
21:10We are friends indeed
21:12Should you need if you ever need
21:17The buckaloos, the buckaloos
21:20Were in the air and everywhere
21:22Flying high, flying loose
21:25Don't forget to write.
21:27We love to hear from you.
21:28The buckaloos, the buckaloos
21:31Climbing high and flying free