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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:00:19Now, where is my unyielding participant?
00:00:20Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:21Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:31No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:35Excuse me, you must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:42Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:44I'm only here because...
00:00:49Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Ms. Lisa.
00:00:52You can't pay it back.
00:00:54Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:59Ex-boyfriend.
00:01:00And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:01:02Go find him.
00:01:03You vouch for it.
00:01:04You gotta pay it back.
00:01:06Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:01:09Ms. Lisa from B&G Group.
00:01:11Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:01:15Can I have one week?
00:01:20You have three days.
00:01:24CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:27Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:28I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:30Hey!
00:01:31I'm talking to you.
00:01:32You little slut.
00:01:33What are you doing all that for?
00:01:35I have one step towards becoming married to a gold mine.
00:01:40I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:42These people look so gullible.
00:01:44Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:47How do I look?
00:01:48Give me that.
00:01:49Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:50Yeah, but I want to use it early.
00:01:51Please.
00:01:52It's limited.
00:01:53I hate spaghetti, ladies, but...
00:01:54It's not gonna happen.
00:01:55And who are you to say that?
00:01:56Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:57Seriously?
00:01:58Mm-hmm.
00:01:59Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert, and he came to
00:02:12me, and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless, his abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:19And then?
00:02:20Keep going.
00:02:23To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to pay me five bucks.
00:02:27I don't carry cash.
00:02:28And then what?
00:02:29Whoa.
00:02:30So he jumped off his horse and came and found me, and we started ripping off each other's
00:02:47clothes, just completely tearing them apart.
00:02:50So animalistic.
00:02:51And then?
00:02:52And then?
00:02:53He was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:59The CEO is right behind you.
00:03:04It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:03:07Like, so good.
00:03:08I've been thinking about it for years.
00:03:10Seriously awesome.
00:03:11God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:03:14You should write for a good novel.
00:03:17Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:24I'm so doomed.
00:03:28Oh, fuck my life.
00:03:31Hey, what's up?
00:03:32Help, Lisa.
00:03:33Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:36What?
00:03:39Fuck.
00:03:40How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:43So what did you want to talk about?
00:03:46Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son, and I
00:03:52need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57What if I gave you $1,000?
00:03:59No.
00:04:00No deal.
00:04:01No way.
00:04:02$2,000?
00:04:03No.
00:04:04Okay.
00:04:05$5,000.
00:04:06Take or leave it.
00:04:08You have three days.
00:04:09You've got to pay it back, or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:04:14It's just a date.
00:04:16How bad can it be?
00:04:18Deal.
00:04:19Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:22And make him hear my name, okay?
00:04:24Okay.
00:04:26Make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:28Perfect.
00:04:30One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:48Holy fuck.
00:04:49Is this the guy?
00:04:50Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:53No.
00:04:54I deny $5,000.
00:04:55Excuse me.
00:04:58You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:05:10Just stay calm.
00:05:11I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:05:13Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:17First, be rude.
00:05:24Sorry, I have so much phlegm in my throat.
00:05:29It's so great to meet you.
00:05:33Number two, get physical.
00:05:37Your fingers are, like, so long and nimble.
00:05:40I bet you can do, like, a lot of things with them.
00:05:45He's totally freaking out.
00:05:48You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:51Want to see?
00:05:54He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:56Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:58I love hot pink.
00:06:04Take my card.
00:06:11You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:06:18I do not let him remember my face.
00:06:21That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:23Yes, I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:24Get here right now.
00:06:25I'm leaving.
00:06:26Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:27There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:31He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:34I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:42He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:44I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:47So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:50You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate mentors.
00:06:53Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:57That was a part-time job.
00:07:00So, what is it you do exactly?
00:07:03Number three, be provocative as fuck.
00:07:08I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:12I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:18You want to make a video?
00:07:23No one's going to like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:07:32Hey, guys.
00:07:33Welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:35Oh, shit.
00:07:36What did I get myself into?
00:07:42Hmm.
00:07:43She's messing with me.
00:07:45Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:49What can I help you with?
00:07:50We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:53Great.
00:07:54Which one would you guys like?
00:07:55We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:57We have room number one, BDSM.
00:08:07Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:12Oh, shit.
00:08:20I need to get out of here.
00:08:21Now.
00:08:22I'll just...
00:08:23The bathroom.
00:08:26Oh, shit.
00:08:41First date.
00:08:42I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:44That's just disgusting.
00:08:45I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:48She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:08:51I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:54Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:56and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:58You'll never have to see her again.
00:09:00Cheers.
00:09:08Damn, girl.
00:09:09You are chugging that.
00:09:10What has gotten into you?
00:09:12I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with Damon, I would have.
00:09:14You've never done that.
00:09:16Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:19But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:22By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:25Like, there's not going to be some CEO up my ass now?
00:09:28Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:30You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:36Hi, Daddy.
00:09:41Uh-huh.
00:09:43Okay, love you too.
00:09:47What did you do?
00:09:49He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:54I'm sorry.
00:09:55What?
00:10:04God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:10:11Oh.
00:10:13Seriously?
00:10:14I thought I'd never see him again.
00:10:16Uh, going down, little lady.
00:10:18You coming or not?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:23Design department.
00:10:25Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:28I mean, are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:10:31Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:37Don't look at my face.
00:10:38Don't look at my face.
00:10:44Oh, excuse me.
00:10:50Oh, excuse me.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:02Drop this.
00:11:04Phew.
00:11:05Keep it.
00:11:09Keep it.
00:11:12What's going on, boss? What are you thinking?
00:11:14Or we have...
00:11:15I'll choose the bathroom.
00:11:23A big deal.
00:11:25One person.
00:11:31Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:34If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:11:37Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:11:41Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:44Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:47I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:53What do I get in return?
00:11:55The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:12:00Not bad.
00:12:01My debt could be paid off.
00:12:07What's the matter, Elsa?
00:12:09Not putting in a show tonight, are we?
00:12:11Speak your mind. Somebody's waiting for me.
00:12:13Good. I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:12:17I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:22Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:28Let me say this again.
00:12:30If you're my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:35Hell, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate.
00:12:38If you want, of course.
00:12:39First Dave, now this?
00:12:41Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:44Fuck you.
00:12:45You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:49This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:12:53Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:13:00Have you ever been in love?
00:13:03No, you haven't.
00:13:06You've never known what that feels like.
00:13:10You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:24You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:26I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:33Elsa, wait.
00:13:35Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:39You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:13:44I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude to just leave me back there?
00:13:48I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:50You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:14:02Here.
00:14:11Here.
00:14:12Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:14:17I'm going to fall in love.
00:14:22Is this how he really plays things out? Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:28Here.
00:14:30Thanks.
00:14:32Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:37Oh, my God. That's the governor's daughter.
00:14:44What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:14:52Hello?
00:14:53Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:15:03It's not Elsa Smith.
00:15:10Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:15:14So you think it's true?
00:15:16Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:15:20I don't know, boss.
00:15:21You know, look, some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:15:26I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're super selfish.
00:15:28Have you ever been in love?
00:15:29No.
00:15:30You haven't.
00:15:32You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:36Oh, shit, boss. Are you crying?
00:15:37Oh, my God, dude. I didn't mean to make you cry. I just, um...
00:15:40Boss, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:15:42Sam. Sam!
00:15:43Sorry. If you're sad.
00:15:44What's going on with the senator?
00:15:45Oh, senator. Right. Yeah.
00:15:47We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion,
00:15:51which is good, but what's not good, bad news,
00:15:54is that we used all the resources at our disposal
00:15:57and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:16:00So that is unfortunate for us right now. We have to figure that out.
00:16:03Okay. Yeah.
00:16:04Look, I need everything announced to Smith.
00:16:17Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:20The CEO is here.
00:16:21Can I skip it?
00:16:23The CEO is here.
00:16:24Can I skip it?
00:16:26No, girl. Come on.
00:16:29Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:40Camouflage. Nicely done.
00:16:47Guys, I gotta say, this is...
00:16:49It's beautiful.
00:16:51Which one have you designed, Amy?
00:16:53That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:56Miss.
00:16:57My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:17:01Fuck my life.
00:17:03Miss, why are you looking away?
00:17:06Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:17:08Boss!
00:17:09Got the documents you've been asking about?
00:17:11You're the man, Sammy.
00:17:13Okay. Thank you.
00:17:14When will this freaking meeting end?
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:19Alright, guys. Meeting adjourned.
00:17:22Hang on one second.
00:17:37What was she wearing that night?
00:17:39Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:41Leather print.
00:17:42Gold shoes.
00:17:44Black fishnets.
00:17:47Bold, Sammy.
00:17:55Where have I seen that guy before?
00:18:01Uh, Miss?
00:18:02You getting in or not?
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05Fuck!
00:18:06That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:18:11Hi.
00:18:12Hey, girl.
00:18:13I can't do this anymore. My cover's blown.
00:18:16Hi. What's going on?
00:18:18What if I just tell him?
00:18:19It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:18:22There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:24That was crazy as fuck.
00:18:25What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:27Yeah, what's his deal?
00:18:28I don't know.
00:18:31You shameless bitch!
00:18:33You fucking liar!
00:18:35Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:37Let's do this another time.
00:18:47Not him again.
00:18:51Excuse me.
00:18:53You coming in?
00:19:04He smells good.
00:19:07Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:19:17Ah!
00:19:20The power will come back on him.
00:19:24Ah!
00:19:46Ah!
00:20:12Are you okay?
00:20:17Does he have claustrophobia?
00:20:20Hey, hey.
00:20:21Open the door, okay?
00:20:23Don't be afraid.
00:20:28Are you okay?
00:20:30Alex, are you okay?
00:20:32Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:20:36Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:40Serious accident, son.
00:20:43Hey, hey.
00:20:44Are you okay?
00:20:45Don't come near me.
00:20:47Stay back.
00:20:48He's not getting better.
00:20:50Does he have PTSD?
00:20:51Hey!
00:20:52Get away from me!
00:20:53Get away from me!
00:20:54Hey!
00:20:55No!
00:20:56Calm down.
00:20:57You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:58Alex, stop that.
00:20:59You're going to hurt yourself.
00:21:00Stop.
00:21:01Get your...
00:21:02Alex!
00:21:03Mom!
00:21:04What are you going to do?
00:21:05Give me rabies?
00:21:06Are you giving rabies?
00:21:11Your voice sounds familiar.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16I work for the janitor.
00:21:18Janitor.
00:21:20You should come closer.
00:21:22No, I've got to go.
00:21:26Wait.
00:21:27I just...
00:21:28I want to say thank you.
00:21:37Phone ringing.
00:21:45Jamie.
00:21:46Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:47The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:50It was Lisa from the design team.
00:22:03Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:22:05Oh, you are so dead.
00:22:16Oh, let me get this for you.
00:22:18Hi.
00:22:19This is my favorite tea.
00:22:20I love it.
00:22:21Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24Hey!
00:22:35This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:22:38She's way too pretty.
00:22:40And her hair is red.
00:22:42Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:43Uh-huh.
00:22:47What are you doing here?
00:22:48I'm sorry, what?
00:22:49Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:51And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:22:54oh, you are so dead.
00:23:06Isn't it so pretty?
00:23:08Miss, why are you looking away?
00:23:11You didn't make me cry.
00:23:12You're not worth my tears.
00:23:14Lisa Davis.
00:23:16It was you all along.
00:23:22It was you all along.
00:23:31Hello?
00:23:32Alex, I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:34You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:23:36No time.
00:23:37I have a date.
00:23:40A date?
00:23:41A date is more important than me?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44A date.
00:23:46Date?
00:23:47Date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52All right.
00:23:53Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:23:55You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:58And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:24:02You got it.
00:24:03Bye.
00:24:12Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:24:14Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:24:16You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:24:18That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:24:22No way.
00:24:24But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:24:27And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:32Don't be afraid.
00:24:37Are you okay?
00:24:38Okay?
00:24:40Alex, are you okay?
00:24:41Are you okay?
00:24:42Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:24:45Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:24:49Serious accident, son.
00:24:50Accident, son.
00:24:54Hey.
00:24:55Hey.
00:24:56Are you okay?
00:24:57Don't come near me.
00:24:58Stay back.
00:24:59Stay back.
00:25:00He's not getting better.
00:25:01Does he have PTSD?
00:25:03Hey.
00:25:04Get away from me.
00:25:05Get away from me.
00:25:06Hey.
00:25:07No.
00:25:08Calm down.
00:25:09You're going to hurt yourself.
00:25:10Alex, stop that.
00:25:11You're going to hurt yourself.
00:25:12Stop.
00:25:13Get your...
00:25:15What are you going to do?
00:25:16Give me rabies?
00:25:21Your voice sounds familiar.
00:25:25No.
00:25:26I work for the janitor.
00:25:28Janitor.
00:25:30You should come closer.
00:25:33I've got to go.
00:25:35Hey.
00:25:36Hey, wait.
00:25:37I just...
00:25:38I want to say thank you.
00:25:55Sammy.
00:25:56Boss, I got some news for you.
00:25:57The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:25:59It was Lisa from the design team.
00:26:13Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:26:14Oh, you are so dead.
00:26:25Here you go.
00:26:26Oh, let me get this for you.
00:26:29This is my favorite tea.
00:26:31Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:26:32Watch out.
00:26:45This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:26:48She's way too pretty.
00:26:49And her hair is red.
00:26:52Are you Elsa Smith?
00:26:53Uh-huh.
00:26:57What are you doing here?
00:26:58I'm sorry, what?
00:26:59Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:27:00And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:27:04oh, you are so dead.
00:27:16Isn't it so pretty?
00:27:17Miss, why are you looking away?
00:27:20You didn't make me cry.
00:27:22And I'm worth my tears.
00:27:24Lisa Davis.
00:27:26It was you all along.
00:27:32It was you all along.
00:27:40Hello?
00:27:41Alex, I want you to clear your schedule.
00:27:44You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:27:46No time.
00:27:47I have a date.
00:27:49A date?
00:27:50A date is more important than me?
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:54A date.
00:27:56Date?
00:27:57Date.
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:01Okay.
00:28:02All right.
00:28:03Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:28:05You go do that because you are getting married.
00:28:08And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:28:12You got it.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:14Bye.
00:28:22Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:28:24Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:28:26You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:28:28That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:28:33No way.
00:28:34But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:28:37And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:28:41And I don't mean just fired.
00:28:43I mean, he got rid of them.
00:28:45He's cruel, but brave.
00:28:47I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:28:51Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:28:53Who's that?
00:28:54I don't.
00:28:55Me either.
00:28:56One day, he was here.
00:28:57The next, poof, he's gone.
00:28:59He's dead?
00:29:00It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:29:02I just wonder how many bodies are there.
00:29:08Don't come near me.
00:29:09No!
00:29:10No!
00:29:11Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:29:23I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:29:25I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:29:29Hear me out.
00:29:30I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:29:33And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:29:3750K?
00:29:42Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:29:45My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:29:47I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:29:52Shit!
00:29:53How can I retract that?
00:29:57What does she mean by this?
00:29:59If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:30:04If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:30:08We need a little more context, boss.
00:30:10What are we talking about?
00:30:11It's just for a friend.
00:30:15That doesn't mean shit.
00:30:16They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe.
00:30:20I don't know.
00:30:21Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:30:23How about that?
00:30:24Yeah, all right.
00:30:28I'm a baby.
00:30:29I'm a baby.
00:30:30I'm a baby.
00:30:31I'm a baby.
00:30:32I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:30:36But you'll fall into my trap.
00:30:43Shit!
00:30:45God damn it!
00:30:57You vouched for it.
00:30:58You gotta pay it back.
00:31:00Shit!
00:31:01Alex, not now.
00:31:02Where can I hide from both of them?
00:31:19Who are you?
00:31:20Who are you?
00:31:21Consider this a warning.
00:31:22Don't come near her again.
00:31:23That bitch!
00:31:25I mean, that lady owes me money.
00:31:27How much?
00:31:28150k plus interest.
00:31:32Get out of here.
00:31:36150?
00:31:40Loser.
00:31:47I'll raise my compensation to 150k, Miss Elsa.
00:31:50Please reconsider my offer.
00:31:52Three dates, 150k.
00:31:54Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:31:56However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:32:00This is perfect.
00:32:02It's the exact amount I need.
00:32:07The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:32:10Contract is signed.
00:32:12Looking forward to it.
00:32:13Me too.
00:32:16Game on.
00:32:18Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:32:2120 miles?
00:32:24I'm not available right now.
00:32:31Fine, give me a minute.
00:32:36Hey, why did you need me?
00:32:39Well, so here's the thing.
00:32:41We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:32:45But, there's still some loose ends we have to tie up.
00:32:48Uh, what do you want to know?
00:32:54You said you worked at a family firm.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:01What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:09Well, we specialize in feminine products.
00:33:14You wouldn't understand.
00:33:22Elaborate.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26Um...
00:33:28Everything I'm wearing right now is from my brand.
00:33:31Keep on lying.
00:33:34Why am I here, Alex?
00:33:35You could have called me about this.
00:33:37I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:33:40See you around.
00:33:46Did you have 20 miles for this?
00:33:52Hey.
00:33:53Where the hell are you, girl?
00:33:54Mr. Pound just scheduled a meeting and it's happening in like 20 minutes.
00:33:57You better be back before then.
00:33:59What?
00:34:06If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:34:12Sammy.
00:34:13So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around
00:34:16if everybody wore masks during the staff meetings.
00:34:20So if you feel a little tickle in your throat,
00:34:22get a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:34:24Protect your friends.
00:34:25Thank God for the flu.
00:34:30Where have you been?
00:34:31Why are you so late?
00:34:32Mr. Pound's been waiting for you.
00:34:34What? What are you talking about?
00:34:36Why does he hear where I am?
00:34:37I don't know.
00:34:38Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:34:40So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:34:43Lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:34:47What?
00:34:48Oh, my God.
00:34:50Now, wait a minute.
00:34:51I have even better news.
00:34:54This is the first competition since I took office,
00:34:57so I'll be involved every step of the way,
00:34:59which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting
00:35:02together down at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:35:06Wow.
00:35:10How can you get through an entire day and night with him?
00:35:19Sammy.
00:35:20Hey, boss.
00:35:21Listen, Tompkins is pressing again,
00:35:23and with the bill going through in a couple days,
00:35:25this is just, uh...
00:35:26It's not looking good for us yet.
00:35:28Tompkins, Sammy.
00:35:29Who the hell is Tompkins?
00:35:31Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:35:33The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:35:37What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:35:39Oh, the senator.
00:35:40Sammy, don't worry.
00:35:41I have my ways.
00:35:42Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen,
00:35:44I don't think you do,
00:35:45because you just forgot what the senator's name was, so...
00:35:47Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got back...
00:35:51Hello?
00:35:52Hi. Hello?
00:35:55I need you to check on the measurements of this one.
00:35:57Sure.
00:36:42You all right?
00:36:48Crap, is he actually going to do that?
00:37:05Shit!
00:37:06Alex, Alex, Alex!
00:37:07Wake up!
00:37:08Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:37:10Alex, come on, wake up!
00:37:11Wake up!
00:37:12Help! Somebody help me!
00:37:17Alex, wake up! Wake up!
00:37:19There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:37:21Please, please wake up.
00:37:28Well, what is it exactly?
00:37:33Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:37:35I'm out of here.
00:37:36You're just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:37:39I'll see you up.
00:37:44Hey, ow, ow, ow!
00:37:47Ow, ow, ow!
00:37:54Gio...
00:38:00I'm sorry.
00:38:02For what?
00:38:04For everything.
00:38:18I have to confess something to you.
00:38:23I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:38:28When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash, and I could never drive again.
00:38:36But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:38:40What I'm trying to say is, you can overcome your fears.
00:38:44So...
00:38:45Stop, stop.
00:38:46I'm just trying to help you.
00:38:48I know, I know.
00:38:49Hey, look.
00:38:51It's enough.
00:39:08Are you okay?
00:39:09You can overcome your fears.
00:39:11Stop, stop.
00:39:12I'm just trying to...
00:39:15It's enough.
00:39:19How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:39:25How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:39:28I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:39:31Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is, you find out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:39:39How do I know what she likes?
00:39:41Oh, that's easy.
00:39:42All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:39:45It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like...
00:39:48Sammy.
00:39:50I didn't know she's our employee.
00:39:53Did I say our?
00:39:55I think what I said was, uh, are you... you're looking thirsty.
00:39:59Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:02Coffee.
00:40:03Sammy, hot coffee.
00:40:04I got it, boss.
00:40:05You're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:40:12Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:40:21Maybe he's a little kooky on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:40:31Did you hear? The senator's gonna pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:40:35Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:40:37I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:40:42So with that layer of protection from the governor, no one's gonna touch us.
00:40:46Money and looks. Who's gonna reject that?
00:40:49Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:41:08Hello, lovely.
00:41:09Hello.
00:41:10How are you?
00:41:11I'm good.
00:41:12Here's your gift.
00:41:14Oh, my God. How did you know I love Dalmatians?
00:41:17I have plenty more surprises. Come on.
00:41:21Oh, Jesus.
00:41:22Stop wiggling, would you? Stop wiggling.
00:41:26What is poking me?
00:41:34Welcome to the kitchen.
00:41:36Make yourself comfortable. I'll get started on dinner.
00:41:39My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:41:47Your hair looks different.
00:41:49Same style?
00:41:50A little different. Decided to go brown.
00:41:53It looks lovely in the dress.
00:41:58Looks great on you.
00:42:00All of it is smashing.
00:42:03How did I get so lucky?
00:42:34For you, my love.
00:42:36Ow.
00:42:37Oh, yeah. Bon appétit.
00:42:48Knife to the face. Knife to the face. Knife to the face.
00:42:50Hey, I made you dinner.
00:42:51Oh, okay. Thank you. Can you put it in my mouth? Yeah?
00:42:54What do you want me to do? Fork? Fork for fork?
00:42:56Yes, yes. It's a dungeon, babe. It's a dungeon, babe.
00:43:03Was that marinated in salt? That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:43:07I tried it. It wasn't that bad.
00:43:09Oh, it wasn't that bad? You tried it? Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:43:14Go.
00:43:15Go.
00:43:36Any comments?
00:43:38It's perfect.
00:43:41You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:43:45They were so busy.
00:43:47I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:43:50So, cooking like this is really special.
00:43:54Maybe I could be your personal chef.
00:44:01Oh, yeah.
00:44:09Because let me tell you.
00:44:12Wow. One month anniversary.
00:44:17You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:44:31I'm not Elsa. I don't deserve any of this.
00:44:35My Cinderella story is over.
00:44:37And I should return where I belong.
00:44:42I have to go.
00:44:43I'm sorry.
00:44:46Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:44:48I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:44:54Davis?
00:45:08Boss.
00:45:09Look, not now.
00:45:11Well, there's something. I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:45:19What?
00:45:23What about him?
00:45:25Exactly. That's what I thought you were going to say.
00:45:27So, I looked more into Lisa's dad, and it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David.
00:45:34Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:45:36And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat.
00:45:42What a fucking loser.
00:45:49I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:45:52I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably still kind of likes him.
00:45:58Sam, please. That is such shit.
00:46:02I'm sorry I had to tell you that, you know.
00:46:05I apologize.
00:46:06At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:46:10But, if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, we have to see him immediately.
00:46:18I'm going to get you to the governor.
00:46:20You sure?
00:46:22I'm sure, boss.
00:46:27See you later, Lisa.
00:46:28Bye, Mike.
00:46:29Bye.
00:46:32Look what I have, Lisa.
00:46:35I know you're going to give me a chance to apologize.
00:46:37Are you serious, David?
00:46:38Yes, I'm serious.
00:46:39Make a hint, David.
00:46:40A hint?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:42You got any shit in me?
00:46:44Really?
00:46:45Really?
00:46:46Really?
00:46:48You're going back with the Rex that fast?
00:46:53Bullshit.
00:46:55You still owe me a date.
00:46:56I need you to meet me right now.
00:46:58Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody?
00:47:02Sorry, not available right now.
00:47:05Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:47:09Sue me.
00:47:12Who are you talking to?
00:47:14None of your business.
00:47:16Shut up!
00:47:19I thought I might have got you something.
00:47:21Oh.
00:47:24Let me see.
00:47:31Who did you steal this from?
00:47:33I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:47:35I won the lottery, that's all.
00:47:37Okay?
00:47:39Yeah, right.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:44What are you doing?
00:47:45Look, I'm rich now.
00:47:47Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you.
00:47:50And we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:47:54Lisa.
00:47:56Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:47:59Will you marry me?
00:48:04Will you marry me?
00:48:14Delicious.
00:48:15Is this about that guy earlier?
00:48:17No, it's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:48:19You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out.
00:48:22It's not.
00:48:23This is me making it up to you now.
00:48:27Okay, I can pay you back tenfold.
00:48:29I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:48:31Come on!
00:48:32You know what, David?
00:48:33I used to think you were kind of okay.
00:48:35Maybe nice.
00:48:36You're just a piece of shit.
00:48:40Excuse me.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:47There are some interesting people here today.
00:48:51I don't think they're that bad.
00:48:54So, I heard David's back.
00:48:58Yeah, and I am definitely over him.
00:49:01Alex is the new problem.
00:49:03What did he do now?
00:49:05I think I might be in love with him.
00:49:10But he's in love with Elsa Smith.
00:49:13What's the difference? It's still you.
00:49:16No, Elsa is a princess.
00:49:18Lisa is a nobody.
00:49:21Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you.
00:49:27I don't think money is going to solve this issue.
00:49:29Well, you know what?
00:49:31You look gorgeous, but I don't think you need any help.
00:49:34Come on, let's take some photos.
00:49:35Fine, fine, fine.
00:49:36Okay, okay.
00:49:51I'm so sorry.
00:50:02So cute.
00:50:03I really like him and I don't think he likes me.
00:50:05He loves you.
00:50:06He loves you, yeah.
00:50:07How do you know?
00:50:10I don't think he likes me.
00:50:11No, he loves you.
00:50:12I don't know if he likes me.
00:50:14You're a pretty girl.
00:50:16Yeah, you look like a thirsty little slut.
00:50:18Who are you?
00:50:20I'm taking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not.
00:50:23Absolutely not.
00:50:24Jesus.
00:50:25What the heck is going on?
00:50:26Bitch!
00:50:27Hey!
00:50:29Come on, let's go.
00:50:31Help!
00:50:32It's okay.
00:50:33What are you doing here?
00:50:34Wait, I need you to find this one.
00:50:35Oh, these guys.
00:50:36Look, it's a fucking garbage pile, kids.
00:50:37Look at that.
00:50:38Get the fuck out of here unless you want a fucking knife, you coward.
00:50:41Baby, I'm going to get the police.
00:50:42David!
00:50:43You fucking asshole!
00:50:51Oh, God!
00:51:04Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:51:07No!
00:51:19Alex, he's so annoying.
00:51:21Oh, my God.
00:51:22He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:51:25Also, I'm pretty sure his fame was fake.
00:51:30So, you're so annoying.
00:51:31I think about you all the time.
00:51:33Do you really think about me all the time?
00:51:44What?
00:51:45Dreaming?
00:51:46Just drinking a little bit.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:50There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:51:53I'm not actually Elsa.
00:51:56I'm Lisa.
00:52:00I know.
00:52:02I know.
00:52:23I saw.
00:52:25Okay, stay right there.
00:52:27Hey, Sam.
00:52:28Yeah?
00:52:29Serious question.
00:52:31Yeah, yeah.
00:52:32Do you like me?
00:52:33What?
00:52:36Do you like me?
00:52:37Uh, that's a...
00:52:38What do you mean?
00:52:39I just really need you to tell me if you like me because I just...
00:52:42Well, I...
00:52:43No, I just kind of...
00:52:44I just...
00:53:00She, uh...
00:53:03She confessed to me for the first time.
00:53:05She stole my first kiss.
00:53:11She confessed to me for the first time.
00:53:13She stole my first kiss.
00:53:17I confess.
00:53:18What are you talking about?
00:53:20She confessed to me the other night.
00:53:24She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:53:27I want to get your hopes up, boss.
00:53:29You know, we still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture.
00:53:33Who's David?
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:36You're joking funny.
00:53:38How are you?
00:53:39Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:53:41Uh...
00:53:44It's good.
00:53:45I'm going to put that on your agenda.
00:53:48Very soon.
00:53:49Just not right now.
00:53:51Sammy.
00:53:53Right now.
00:53:59I'm not actually Elsa.
00:54:01I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:54:03I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:54:06I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:54:10Same here.
00:54:11I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:54:14We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:54:16Yeah, you're right.
00:54:17Today really does suck.
00:54:19We should not have gotten wasted.
00:54:21I did some stupid stuff.
00:54:23So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:54:26I'll see you at lunch.
00:54:27Yeah. Bye.
00:54:31You still owe me a date.
00:54:33Meet me at the restaurant after work.
00:54:36The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:54:38That has nothing to do with me.
00:54:40You're in too deep.
00:54:42You can't back out now.
00:54:49You can't back out now.
00:54:51Isn't that insane?
00:54:52Like, I literally...
00:55:05Your dress is lovely.
00:55:07Can I ask you a question?
00:55:08How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:55:11This place is lovely.
00:55:13Yeah, seriously.
00:55:16And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec with some more marinara.
00:55:20How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:55:22Lisa, listen.
00:55:23Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:55:26I mean, exceptional.
00:55:31Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:55:34I mean, exceptional.
00:55:36Do you recall?
00:55:37I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:55:40I was impressed.
00:55:42That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:55:44Thank you so much.
00:55:48Cheers.
00:55:49Cheers.
00:55:55What is it?
00:55:57Get under the table now.
00:55:58The table?
00:55:59Get under the table.
00:56:00Get under.
00:56:04Jesus.
00:56:06They're literally insane.
00:56:07They can't even make a copy of everything.
00:56:09Is that Lisa?
00:56:11Oh my god, Lisa!
00:56:12Hi!
00:56:14My goodness.
00:56:15Are you waiting on somebody?
00:56:17No, I'm just eating alone.
00:56:19Oh my god.
00:56:20Wow.
00:56:21Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:56:24You can start right away.
00:56:25I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:56:26Seriously.
00:56:27Seriously.
00:56:29Gosh, I love the dress.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:36Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:56:38Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:56:39No.
00:56:40I can feel my blood sugar.
00:56:41I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:56:43No.
00:56:44Lunch.
00:56:45Please, eat it all.
00:56:47Your glass is wide.
00:56:48You must have had a week, huh?
00:56:49Long day, long day.
00:56:54So, I've been meaning to ask you.
00:56:56You've been acting a little bit funky ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:57:00Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:57:03Is he making you work overtime?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06God, God, I knew it.
00:57:07Really?
00:57:08Oh, God.
00:57:09I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:57:13But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:57:18You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:57:21Seriously, Lisa?
00:57:22But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:57:24Did I say that?
00:57:25You don't remember?
00:57:26You said he was like petty and self-obsessed and like there was no way he was ever going to get a girlfriend.
00:57:32Stop.
00:57:33Stop.
00:57:34Oh, um, my purse.
00:57:35Oh, let me get it.
00:57:40Hey.
00:57:41Thanks.
00:57:42Well, this was delicious.
00:57:45Uh, yep, they're seating us.
00:57:47Alright, see you later.
00:57:48Thank you for this.
00:57:50Hey.
00:58:03Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:58:06Come on over.
00:58:08Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International Designers Award.
00:58:16Congratulations.
00:58:18You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and-
00:58:22My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:58:27Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:58:33I'd like to officially ask you.
00:58:38Would you be my girlfriend?
00:58:40Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:58:42If you accept my humble request.
00:58:45You still owe me something.
00:58:47What do I owe you?
00:58:51Yeah!
00:59:03Sam, I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:59:08I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:59:11What am I doing wrong?
00:59:22Sam.
00:59:28You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:59:30No.
00:59:32Good.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:43Hey.
00:59:47It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:59:49Why hasn't she texted?
00:59:51Or is her phone broken?
00:59:52Boss, just relax, alright?
00:59:54She's going to give you a call.
00:59:55Jesus.
00:59:57I do have some good news, though.
00:59:59The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
01:00:02that he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role
01:00:07in Washington's industrial development.
01:00:10Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
01:00:12He was just very impressed.
01:00:15Just as I suspected, he's rejected the bill.
01:00:21Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
01:00:25Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:29And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
01:00:37Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
01:00:42And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in, especially from Japan,
01:00:47for our special guest.
01:00:49Lisa, welcome to our home.
01:00:53Forgive me, I just have to say,
01:00:55we've been talking about marriage.
01:00:58What's it going to be?
01:01:00Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
01:01:04No, I think we're actually ready.
01:01:07No, honey, you're thinking of waiting.
01:01:11No, I think I'm ready at least.
01:01:14Which is it going to be?
01:01:20I have something very important to talk to you about.
01:01:25With Alex, Lisa.
01:01:28Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child,
01:01:32and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
01:01:38I won't spare you any of the details.
01:01:40He was six years old, and his parents were out shopping,
01:01:43and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek
01:01:47to make them find him when they returned.
01:01:50And he waited, and waited, and waited.
01:01:53The most horrible of fates happened.
01:01:57They died in a car accident.
01:02:03They died in a car accident.
01:02:07Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself.
01:02:09Hey, oh my God, stop that, you're going to hurt yourself.
01:02:11Hey, you can overcome your fears.
01:02:13Stop, stop.
01:02:15And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
01:02:20He had gone into shock, and he was dehydrated,
01:02:23and we had to rush him to the hospital.
01:02:26When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him
01:02:30what had happened to his parents.
01:02:33And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
01:02:36I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future,
01:02:40he may exhibit these symptoms again.
01:02:43I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
01:02:47Yes, Mr. Brown.
01:02:49I will always take care of him.
01:02:55Hey, I couldn't sleep.
01:02:56I'm outside, can you meet me?
01:02:59Coming.
01:03:04What happened?
01:03:05Get in the fucking van!
01:03:07Fuck, let go of me!
01:03:08What the hell?
01:03:10Fuck.
01:03:20Hey, let her go!
01:03:22I'll give you anything you want.
01:03:25Let's go.
01:03:40ALICE IN WONDERLAND
01:03:53Where's my mommy and daddy?
01:03:55They forget about me.
01:03:57Please, Cooper.
01:03:59Hey, bud.
01:04:01Oh, Alex, come on, buddy, don't be afraid.
01:04:04Look, you have to conquer your fear.
01:04:06At least it's your true love, my friend.
01:04:08You can overcome your fears.
01:04:10With her,
01:04:12no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude,
01:04:15so get out there, buddy.
01:04:17Come on, buddy.
01:04:19Go.
01:04:20She needs you.
01:04:28Shut the fuck up, or I'll fucking kill you.
01:04:32This fucking guy ain't no motherfucker.
01:04:39No.
01:04:46Lisa.
01:04:48Are you okay?
01:04:51You got hit.
01:04:52Are you okay?
01:05:05Are you okay?
01:05:06I'm okay.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:18Oh, my love.
01:05:19Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:05:21Do me a favor.
01:05:23No overtime tonight.
01:05:25We have new products going out in ten days.
01:05:27I have to look over the specs.
01:05:28Oh, my love, my love.
01:05:29I haven't seen a whole in ten days.
01:05:31She's always in and out.
01:05:33We're in the office.
01:05:34Yeah, but no person or place could ever...
01:05:37Diminish the intensity of my love, I have for you.
01:05:40Oh.
01:05:42Guess we're going home.
01:05:45Yeah, that's cute.