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00:00Hi, I'm Archana Puran Singh, and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.
00:03So subscribe to Set India and hit the bell icon.
00:14Go!
00:16["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
00:27Archana, do you remember, a few days ago,
00:28Juhi Chawla, Madhu and Ayesha Jhulka came to our show?
00:31What did I say then?
00:32I did something that the producers of the 90s couldn't do.
00:35Couldn't do it.
00:36Today, I'd like to tell you once again
00:38that I've done something today
00:40that even the producers of the 70s and 80s couldn't do.
00:42Really?
00:43Yeah.
00:43["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
00:46Because I'm going to invite three very beautiful actresses of that era.
00:49Wow.
00:50Who ruled not only Bollywood, but also our hearts.
00:52I'd like to welcome you all with a big round of applause.
00:55Please welcome, Zeenat Aman, Anita Raj and Poonam Dhillon.
01:00Wow!
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01:08Wow!
01:10["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:12Welcome.
01:13["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:16Welcome. Please come.
01:18["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:25Please give a big round of applause.
01:27["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:33Thank you very much.
01:34Please take your seats.
01:35Wait for a while. Don't comment.
01:37Because three of my very good friends are here.
01:40I have to come there.
01:41["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:46Please come.
01:47Oh, my God!
01:48["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
01:53Oh, my God! I'm freezing, Zeenat.
01:55Hi, aunty.
01:56We were coming down.
01:57Coming on to your set.
01:59Hello.
02:01Hello, everyone.
02:03["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
02:05All three of you, girls.
02:07I thought there were four ladies here.
02:08What's the point of us?
02:09["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
02:10It's okay. We'll do the show.
02:12I saw you.
02:13You were sitting there.
02:14Zeenat, she could have met us from there.
02:16She could have met us from behind.
02:17She wanted to show her mischief.
02:18She does this every time.
02:20Okay, come here. Come here, Piyu.
02:22Let me tell you something.
02:22You're talking about costumes again.
02:24So, note this down.
02:25All three of us have been designed by the same designer.
02:28All three of us.
02:30["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
02:32There's a difference.
02:32What?
02:33They have paid for it.
02:35["KAPIL SHARMA SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING"]
02:39Anita, you're wearing such leather pants.
02:41I thought you came in a car or on a horse.
02:44I've come on foot.
02:46But all three of you look very pretty.
02:48You're always with us.
02:51A big round of applause for Zeenat, Anita and Poonam.
02:57Come, Ranveer.
03:00Kapil, it's so nice to be back here.
03:03Ma'am, it's always good to see you.
03:04Poonam has been on our show before.
03:06Anita and Zeenat are coming for the first time.
03:09I'm so happy.
03:11We've been waiting for you.
03:14We've been waiting for you.
03:15But you didn't show up.
03:16Today, you're sitting right in front of us.
03:19Thank you so much.
03:25Ma'am, all three of you know each other.
03:28Yes, I do.
03:28Before coming on the show, did you tell Kapil
03:31how to get ready in front of the most handsome guy, Kapil?
03:34I want to tell you something.
03:36I didn't sleep the whole night.
03:37I was so excited to meet you.
03:39What are you saying?
03:40You just said, the most handsome guy.
03:42The most handsome guy.
03:45But, Kapil, I have to say that I've watched you a lot
03:50over the years.
03:52Wow.
03:53I know that you are phenomenally talented.
03:57Not just with your comedy, but your singing.
04:01So, I was so happy to be coming here today.
04:07You know, in 1973, Mr. Nasir
04:12was composing this song for his film with Pancham Das.
04:16He knew that in 2021, Zeenat Aman will come to Kapil Sharma's show.
04:25And Kapil Sharma will sing this song for Zeenat Aman.
04:29Wow.
04:29Thank you. Thank you so much.
04:32All the posters that Zeenat used to hang in your boys' hostel
04:36were not of anyone.
04:37You know, her entry was such a blast in the entire western era.
04:42Before that, our film's heroine used to be a village girl
04:46who used to be followed by dacoits.
04:48But when she came in the western era,
04:50oh, my God, the dacoits couldn't afford her.
04:56You are right. You are absolutely right.
04:58You can search for it.
04:59Most of the dacoits have surrendered in the 80s.
05:02They say, we can't do it.
05:04That's why they had to launch Dawn.
05:06So, this is your craze.
05:08Yes.
05:09I had a question in my heart.
05:10Has any hero ever told you,
05:12Ms. Zeenat, we didn't listen to the script.
05:14We agreed to the film after hearing your name.
05:17Yes, everyone used to fight with each other
05:18to work with me.
05:23I am just having fun.
05:25No, it's not like that.
05:27This is your arrogance. You are changing the topic.
05:28But it must have happened.
05:30We agree to this.
05:31No.
05:32Amazing. A big round of applause.
05:37Ms. Anita, when your film, Naukar Bibi came out,
05:39it was an amazing film.
05:40And sometimes, I am surprised to think
05:44that when you got married..
05:46Yes.
05:46..didn't your husband think
05:48that what will he do with me who has made Mr. Dharam a servant?
05:52Do you think that husbands these days think like that?
05:56He didn't think at all.
05:57He said that he has found a strong woman.
06:01I will see whether she will make me a servant or not.
06:05I think he was not right.
06:11Ms. Poonam, from Soni Mahiwal..
06:14You still look so beautiful.
06:16I am telling you the truth.
06:18Mr. Sunny Deol romanced because of her.
06:21Because she was in front of him.
06:23After that, he was in films like Marpeet.
06:29I want to ask you what is the secret of your beauty?
06:33I mean, Ms. Anita's secret.
06:34What is the secret of your beauty?
06:36Which herbs do you eat?
06:38I eat the herbs that Ms. Zeenat eats.
06:42Look at her.
06:43Fabulous. She is our icon.
06:45But thank you. Thank you so much.
06:48But you know, boys used to put up their posters.
06:53We used to put up our posters too.
06:55We used to see what clothes she used to wear.
06:59And we used to copy those.
07:00Absolutely.
07:01We were all kids.
07:03No, not really kids but yes.
07:07When we saw you in the film, we wondered
07:10which city these girls belong to.
07:13There was no one in our city.
07:15We didn't see anyone in our city till Delhi.
07:18You were here and you are the only one.
07:20Amazing, Ms. Zeenat.
07:25Ms. Anita, I want to say something from the bottom of my heart.
07:28I always say it from the bottom of my heart.
07:30She was so fit.
07:33When I used to touch her lips..
07:35I used to see her before she came here.
07:36She was a little chubby then.
07:37No, not like that.
07:38She is fit now.
07:40Actually, she looks more fit.
07:41Shall I tell you about her fitness?
07:43Yes.
07:43Otters Club.
07:44Right.
07:45There was a competition in the Otters Club, Anita.
07:47You will remember, of course.
07:49There was a plank.
07:51How do I explain to Kapil what exercise is that?
07:53I know what plank is, ma'am.
07:54Do it and show us.
07:55I will do it and show you.
07:56You have to warm up for that.
07:57Yes, yes.
07:59You have to warm up for plank.
08:00There is no warm up for plank.
08:01Come on.
08:02There is no warm up for plank.
08:03But do it for a minute or two.
08:0561 minutes.
08:07Yes.
08:1161 minutes.
08:13What happened? Did you forget to do plank?
08:15I didn't forget to do plank.
08:17I was doing plank and chanting.
08:18I think it's all in the mind.
08:19If you can do it, you can do it.
08:21Do you know that only one person has broken your record?
08:24Who?
08:24Ms. Archana. 62 minutes.
08:26But not in plank.
08:27She can eat biryani for 62 minutes continuously.
08:32Do you know that she can eat like this?
08:34Yes.
08:35And then she takes a 10-minute break.
08:36And then she eats fritters.
08:37Hold on.
08:38Anita is the one who broke my record.
08:41In her childhood, she used to eat chicken biryani
08:44and mutton biryani.
08:46Pulao, actually. Mutton pulao and..
08:47Pulao. Mutton pulao.
08:48Yes.
08:49So, her brother used to call her Ms. Pulao.
08:52Because she used to clean the utensils of the house.
08:54Absolutely.
08:55I thought you keep an eye on our food.
08:57You have been doing this for many years.
08:58How did you know that?
08:59I mean..
09:05I wanted to ask all three of you that
09:08you don't shoot only one film in a day.
09:10Sometimes, you used to work in multiple shifts.
09:13Yes.
09:14You have signed 8-10 films at the same time.
09:16What did you do for fitness at that time?
09:19No, we didn't get a chance for fitness.
09:21We used to run from one studio to another.
09:25And coincidentally, like with Shashi,
09:28we used to do the first shift with him
09:30and the second shift with him.
09:31And we used to forget each other's names.
09:34Where is Sheela?
09:35Where is Sheetal?
09:37Where is Rahul?
09:38Where is Raj?
09:40There used to be total confusion.
09:43Ms. Zeenat, I heard a rumour about you
09:46that your song..
09:47We used to bathe in the sea..
09:51It is said that doctors used to tell high blood pressure patients
09:54not to listen to this song.
09:55They used to get high blood pressure
09:56because the song had a lot of salt in it.
09:58Is it true?
10:00Not that I have heard of.
10:02But it is possible.
10:06But jokes apart,
10:08you must have heard many of Ms. Zeenat's songs.
10:10Like Bheegi Bheegi Raaton Mein,
10:11Hai Hai Yeh Majboori
10:12or Samandar Mein Nahaan Ke.
10:14Sometimes, she takes a shower under the waterfall.
10:16Sometimes, she bathes in the rain.
10:17Sometimes, in the sea.
10:18Did you ever ask your director
10:20what he thinks about bathing in the sea?
10:26Amazing!
10:29No, I never asked this question.
10:32But someone told me
10:34that when you are bathed in the rain
10:39it rains for the producer.
10:41It rains for the money.
10:42It rains for the money.
10:43True.
10:46Amazing!
10:47Now, we are nostalgic about those films.
10:50Because my family allowed me to go to the theatre
10:52after a long time.
10:54They didn't allow me.
10:55They are watching you and not giving you an answer.
10:57Why are you troubling your mom?
10:58My mom gives me a lot of answers.
10:59She doesn't give me a mic.
11:00Don't give a mic to your mom.
11:02This is the generation of my mom
11:04who used to watch my films.
11:05It's not your generation.
11:06No, we have seen it on TV.
11:08My mom watched the first film.
11:09Give the mic to your mom.
11:10Mom, which was your first film?
11:12Tulsi Tere Angan Ki.
11:13Oh!
11:14What was going on in your mind when you went to watch it?
11:17Tell us.
11:18I had never watched a film.
11:20I was going to stay in a village.
11:21Oh!
11:22That's why my husband was very handsome.
11:25He was very handsome.
11:27I used to get scared.
11:29I was scared that someone might take me to the dark.
11:32Someone might take me to the theatre in the dark.
11:35They might take me holding my legs.
11:36They might not let me sit in the theatre.
11:38Oh!
11:39I used to get very scared.
11:41Mom is saying that she had never watched a film before marriage.
11:44Yes.
11:44After marriage, her father took her to the theatre.
11:46Yes.
11:46It was dark in the theatre.
11:47I thought she is very beautiful.
11:50She might push me in the dark.
11:52Mom, no one is more beautiful than you.
11:54Oh!
11:59So sweet.
12:02There were 200 episodes in the last season.
12:04Almost 200 episodes.
12:06My mom's friend has 205 episodes.
12:10Sometimes we don't shoot. That's why she has 700 episodes.
12:16I have to be with her.
12:18My friend loves me a lot.
12:20He came to Bombay for a day.
12:21It's been 40 days.
12:22Oh!
12:23Oh!
12:28Anita's first three films were
12:30Acha Bura, Dula Bikta Hai
12:31and Prem Geet with Raj Babbar.
12:33I want to know what was the secret of your chemistry?
12:37Did you get a secret from each other?
12:38Because Babbar and Anita had a secret.
12:40We were shooting in Chandigarh.
12:43Prem Geet was my first film.
12:45Someone invited us for dinner.
12:47We kept two chairs.
12:49We keep two chairs in the reception.
12:50Raj was sitting in one and I was sitting in the other.
12:53Okay.
12:54We kept clicking photos.
12:56Raj said, keep it a secret.
12:58We'll click the photos later.
13:00People used to call us Anita Raj Babbar.
13:02Wow!
13:03Because we did so many films together.
13:05This was the chemistry.
13:06Actually, your chemistry was amazing.
13:10So, this was Jagjit's first movie as a music director.
13:15And it was my first debut movie as an actress.
13:17Wow!
13:18What a beautiful love letter.
13:22Lovely.
13:25Zeenat, you had won many beauty contests.
13:27When you were cast in Satyam Shivam Sundaram
13:30in which the character's face is always covered.
13:34How did you get cast?
13:35How did you think of casting such a beautiful
13:38and glamorous girl for this role?
13:40It's a long story, Kapil.
13:43It's a very long story.
13:44Okay.
13:48I was working with Raj in another film.
13:51The name of the film was Vakil Babu.
13:53Okay.
13:54I was the heroine and Vakil Babu was playing the role.
13:58Satyam Shivam Sundaram was planning his film on the set.
14:04And he would keep talking about his heroine, Rupa.
14:10I was very inspired.
14:12And at that time, as an actor, I wanted to work with him as a director.
14:19One day, I was shooting in SL Studio.
14:22RK Studio is on the way.
14:25So, I dressed myself like I thought he would visualise Rupa.
14:31And I went and I knocked at his door at the cottage
14:34and I told his man, John,
14:36to please tell sir that Rupa has come.
14:38Oh!
14:39So, he said, Rupa.
14:42Anyway, he called me in and he was surprised.
14:44So, he phoned Mr. Krishna and he said, come.
14:48And Mr. Krishna came and she gave me some gold guineas.
14:51Wow!
14:52And he said, you are my Rupa.
14:53Oh, wow!
14:54Wow!
14:54So, you know..
15:00So, he made a reel
15:04which he had shot on Nargis Ji.
15:07Jago Mohan Pyare, that song.
15:08Yes.
15:09So, he shot a complete reel with me.
15:12And after seeing the reel, the distributors
15:15bought the full and final picture.
15:17Wow!
15:18Oh, wow!
15:24But actually, like we say about you
15:26that Ms. Zeenat is so beautiful.
15:28She is talented.
15:29But it's very important to work hard and be passionate.
15:32You can't become Ms. Zeenat just like that.
15:33Absolutely.
15:34It's a big thing. Absolutely.
15:36I don't want to tell you this but I have met you before.
15:39Where?
15:40It's about..
15:42It's about 2003 or 2004.
15:44Yes.
15:45So, I was in Delhi.
15:46Okay.
15:46My father was undergoing treatment there.
15:48So, Dinesh came to do a show there.
15:49He told me to come quickly.
15:52There are big people here.
15:53Yes.
15:54So, in Delhi..
15:55Vandana Luthra, the daughter of the cosmetic people
15:57was getting married in Maurya.
15:59Yes.
15:59You came there.
16:00Yes.
16:01I went there.
16:02And I met her.
16:03Yes.
16:04I went there.
16:05I didn't know how.
16:07We were studying in college.
16:08I didn't know.
16:09I had a plate in my hand.
16:11So, I said, I want to take a photo.
16:12Ms. Zeenat said, put the plate down first.
16:19Until that day, I didn't know that this is called misbehaviour.
16:22Yes.
16:23That you shouldn't take a photo with a plate.
16:25Yes, correct.
16:26Did you crash the gate or were you invited?
16:28You were a guest there.
16:29I went there as an unlawful guest.
16:31Unlawful guest.
16:33Oh.
16:34Amit Ji was also there.
16:35He must have come after throwing us out.
16:37So..
16:42Ms. Neeta, I got to know something about your father.
16:45Yes.
16:45Although I knew him.
16:47But I didn't know that he is your father.
16:49I want to tell my viewers.
16:51I want to show you a photo.
16:52Yes.
16:53First, you see.
16:54The most popular police officer.
16:56Mr. Jagdish Raj.
16:57First, a big round of applause.
16:58Yes.
16:59First, a big round of applause.
17:03In every film.
17:06He has played the role of a police officer so many times
17:10that his name is actually in the world record.
17:12Really?
17:13Yes, seriously.
17:14Yes, his name is in the Guinness Book of World Records.
17:16Wow.
17:17For playing the maximum role of a police officer.
17:20Yes.
17:20My father was also in the police force.
17:22When I see his uniform, I always thought
17:24that he is in Mumbai police force
17:26so all the directors must know him.
17:27Yes, that's why he is in the police force.
17:28Did you think so when you were a kid?
17:30Because you must have understood it when you grew up
17:31that your father is an actor.
17:32No, we used to see my father every day.
17:33He used to make his uniform.
17:35And he used to wear his uniform and badges himself.
17:38He used to press his uniform himself.
17:39He was in love with his work, of course.
17:42And work with his uniform.
17:43He used to say that it gives me respect.
17:45Wow. Amazing.
17:48He would have been so happy
17:51if he was alive today
17:52and he would have seen that I have come to your show.
17:54Oh, that's so sweet.
17:55Yes.
17:56And I feel that he is somewhere around.
17:58Absolutely.
17:59Everyone is watching him.
18:00Yes.
18:02What is this?
18:05Sit down.
18:08I want to take advantage of your caste.
18:11Okay.
18:13How are you all?
18:15Tell me.
18:17I keep dancing all day, Ms. Zeenat.
18:19Yes.
18:20I am left with a little bit.
18:22It will be fine now.
18:24This and this.
18:25Yes.
18:38Amazing.
18:40Too good.
18:41I am very happy today.
18:42Yes.
18:43Because A to Z heroines have come here.
18:45Yes.
18:46From Ms. Anita to Ms. Zeenat.
18:51Very good.
18:53Amazing.
18:54One minute.
18:55First of all..
18:56Why are you wearing a ring?
18:58I am meeting her after many years.
19:00So?
19:01I hope she doesn't say later
19:03that Mithun came empty-handed.
19:07Anyway.
19:09I don't know whom to talk to first.
19:12Okay.
19:12I have an idea.
19:13What?
19:14Kapil.
19:15Yes, sir.
19:16Hold one of these three fingers.
19:20It's time for me to go to the bathroom.
19:24What is this?
19:26What if you hold the other finger?
19:27Even then I would have gone to the bathroom
19:29because no one can stop Nature College.
19:31Yes.
19:35I have worked with three heroines.
19:38Yes.
19:38That's why I consider myself lucky.
19:41But I have a friend.
19:42Yes.
19:42He didn't work with any of the three.
19:45Yes.
19:46But still he considers himself lucky.
19:48Why?
19:49Because his name is Lucky.
19:54Yes.
19:56Anyway.
19:58I am a big fan.
20:00Whose?
20:00Whose song was that?
20:03You have stolen my heart.
20:05Is it Zeenat's song?
20:06Yes.
20:07I am a big fan of Asha Bhosle.
20:15She sang this song.
20:17Yes.
20:18But I am a bigger fan of Zeenat than Asha.
20:21Yes.
20:22Zeenat, do you remember?
20:24We did that film.
20:25Roti, Kapda and Ooti.
20:28Not Ooti.
20:29Roti, Kapda and Makaan.
20:30My house is in Ooti.
20:37Anyway.
20:38I am Anita.
20:41I am a big fan of yours.
20:43You are so fit.
20:45You go to the gym every day.
20:46Yes.
20:47How many kilos do you lift?
20:49As much as you can't lift.
20:5140?
20:52Yes.
20:5250?
20:53But Archana is ahead of you.
20:56She lifted 150 kilos of Siddhu.
20:58Amazing.
21:05What are you doing here?
21:08Actually, I have a hotel in Ooti.
21:11So I have some packages.
21:13I want you to take them.
21:14Okay.
21:15One package is for 18 days and two nights.
21:18What are you saying?
21:1918 days and two nights?
21:22What are you saying?
21:30Hold on.
21:3118 days and two nights?
21:33Yes, because we have a lot of nights.
21:36Only three days are free.
21:38Where will the people who stay there go?
21:40They go on a trip.
21:42When they go on a trip, we rent their rooms and stuff.
21:47Double earning.
21:48Very good.
21:50You are talking nonsense.
21:52They don't want the package.
21:53You can go.
21:54I won't go like this.
21:56I will show you magic first.
21:57What?
21:58Yes.
22:00I will show you a snake game.
22:02Okay.
22:02A snake game?
22:03Yes.
22:04Hold on.
22:05Where is my bean?
22:08My bean.
22:09Kapil, hold on.
22:11Hold on.
22:13Here it is.
22:15You can find a bean from a snake.
22:16Everything is wrong with me.
22:18I turn on the TV remote.
22:22Oh, God!
22:24Yes.
22:24Too good.
22:25I even take out a buffalo from milk.
22:28Oh, my God!
22:29Yes.
22:32And Zeenat, this is nothing.
22:36I stop a truck with my feet.
22:38How?
22:39By pressing the brake.
22:40I am Mithun.
22:44By pressing the brake, Kapil.
22:46I am Mithun.
22:48I am not a fool who will do anything.
22:53Anita.
22:54Yes.
22:55Do you want to come in the promo?
22:58I want to come in the film.
23:00Why in the promo?
23:01But I want to come in the promo.
23:03Wow, Mr. Mithun.
23:05You have done a great job.
23:06Kapil.
23:10Yes.
23:13Yes.
23:15Ms. Zeenat, you are not on social media much.
23:17What we do normally is..
23:19We take out funny comments from the celebrities
23:21who upload their photos for their fans.
23:23We are your fans.
23:25Ms. Zeenat is not on social media.
23:26I am saved.
23:28Ms. Anita and Mr. Poonam, here are some of your photos.
23:31Yes.
23:31You upload them on social media for your fans.
23:34The comments below are very funny.
23:36We will read them out to you.
23:37Oh, God!
23:37Funny comments.
23:38Oh, my God!
23:39Show them.
23:45This is Ms. Poonam's photo.
23:47Holiday mood, fun, cheer, fun.
23:49Yes, show the comments below.
23:50Oh, God!
23:57I don't understand
23:58why they hang a lemon on a glass.
24:02Why don't they squeeze it and throw it?
24:06Actually, do you know why they do that, Ms. Poonam?
24:10So that you can squeeze it and throw it.
24:13You got the answer.
24:15Wow!
24:15I thought they have kids.
24:18So, they do this.
24:20Someone said, they don't want the drink to be seen.
24:21That's why they do this.
24:23This must be someone like Pandey.
24:26The one who drinks rum.
24:27Show the comments below.
24:33Look how clever he is.
24:35He is taking a photo of the other person
24:37and drinking the whole drink.
24:45Someone wrote, the ice cream has ice in it.
24:47Did Kareem eat it first?
24:50It's a stupid comment.
24:53Oh, God!
24:53They are so cute and funny.
24:55Funny.
24:57Oh, my God!
24:58What are they doing?
25:00Light shine. Wow!
25:01They are lighting the stove.
25:04Wow! I saw this stove after a long time.
25:06Yes.
25:07In the village. My mother used to light it.
25:08Show the comments.
25:13Anita Raj is lighting the stove.
25:15The gas is really high.
25:22I was saying, there is no earning in movies.
25:25They have opened a restaurant.
25:27Wow!
25:32Someone wrote, even if you blow the broom
25:35I have a job for you.
25:40Amazing.
25:41Show some more.
25:44Ma'am, even if you blow the broom
25:46it's my son's birthday.
25:47I will blow the balloons.
25:53Someone wrote, call Anu Malik.
25:55He will light the stove.
25:58Oh, God!
25:59Show some more.
26:02One of those days.
26:03Red and white is a favourite combo.
26:04I think it's a glass.
26:06Yes, show the comments.
26:11He has squeezed his wallet and made a juice.
26:17Wow!
26:18Amazing.
26:19Ma'am, did he take a drink from the matching wallet
26:21or according to the drink?
26:24Ma'am, it's good.
26:26He has brought his wallet to drink.
26:28Otherwise, my wallet is used for other people's expenses.
26:36Show some more.
26:37What are the comments?
26:41The plate is empty.
26:42I think there is no rose in the food.
26:46Someone wrote, you can eat rose jamun.
26:48Yes.
26:48This is a bar, not a confectionery shop.
26:56Show some more.
26:58Oh, my God!
26:58Anita Raj.
26:59Good things come to those who plan.
27:01Wow!
27:04That's amazing.
27:04Who is underneath you?
27:06That's me.
27:06And who is with you, Anita ma'am?
27:08She is my yoga teacher.
27:10On top of you?
27:11Yes.
27:11She is so strong.
27:13Wow!
27:14Show the comments.
27:15Wow!
27:16We are getting tired just by looking at them.
27:20When the birth is not confirmed in the train
27:22two people sleep like this.
27:26I like that.
27:26I like that.
27:27I agree.
27:28Wow, ma'am!
27:29Actually, it was very inspiring.
27:30Thank you. Fantastic.
27:31Very inspiring.
27:33Show some more.
27:36Oh, God!
27:37Always fun to go anywhere with friends.
27:39Special evening out.
27:40Okay. Show the comments.
27:42A fat Indian wedding.
27:43Yes.
27:45Ma'am, let's click a photo with the groom.
27:47Not with the bride.
27:49I like this comment.
27:51Oh, God!
27:55Someone like me wrote
27:56Ma'am, click the photo later.
27:58The food is ready there.
28:00Go fast. The Rasmalai will get over.
28:03Someone wrote
28:04Ma'am, keep the money in the envelope
28:05after looking at the menu.
28:07Okay.
28:07And have food at the wedding.
28:10Show some more.
28:10Very important.
28:11Yes.
28:12Oh, my God!
28:13So many people write to me.
28:15With a clear mind.
28:17The groom gets sad
28:19only after seeing such a beautiful lady.
28:26Nice compliment.
28:27A wooden stick hit the stick.
28:29The uncle broke the stage after seeing Poonam.
28:33What does it mean?
28:36Someone wrote
28:37Poonam, I used to like you earlier.
28:39But since I saw my wife
28:41I like you more.
28:47Oh, my God!
28:48Oh, my God!
28:49This is so cute.
28:49Show some more.
28:52Wow!
28:52My favourite place
28:53when I am not shooting
28:54fish market with my friend.
28:56Show some more comments.
29:00Wow, ma'am!
29:01Even the fish is ruling over you.
29:09And?
29:10Oh, wow!
29:10So interesting.
29:11This is such fun.
29:13I enjoyed a lot.
29:15Do you know?
29:15Ms. Archana also rides this scooter very well.
29:17Really?
29:18But there is a slight difference.
29:19If you are riding it like this
29:20then if a kid is riding it
29:22he will hold it and take it here
29:24and then ride it.
29:26Ma'am, you just said
29:28that our designers have the same costume.
29:30I will order the same scooter.
29:32You ride it and show me.
29:33You will also have a fitness test.
29:34No, we will do that too.
29:35Yes, we will do that too.
29:36You come first.
29:37Come.
29:44It's a race between the three of you.
29:45Not mine.
29:46No, you also come.
29:47You will be the last one to come.
29:48Okay, fine.
29:49I am scared that I might lose to a lady.
29:51You were asking me to give you the car.
29:53Did you get the car?
29:55Now you don't have to trouble us.
29:56Let's go.
29:57Come on, start.
29:58Anita!
29:59Hey!
30:01We also did it.
30:06Where are you going?
30:09Go back.
30:11Go back.
30:15Go back.
30:16Go back.
30:20A big round of applause.
30:21It's very difficult to do it with heels.
30:24Look at my heels.
30:25Oh, my God!
30:26It was very difficult.
30:27Yes, it's very difficult.
30:28And the big thing is that they are made of iron.
30:31You will know when it falls on your head.
30:34Do you know that I used to ride an actual motorcycle
30:36in Chandigarh?
30:38Me too.
30:39In Dehradun.
30:40So, I used to wear a skirt.
30:42I used to wear a safety pin in the middle
30:44so that the skirt wouldn't fly.
30:46I used to ride a motorcycle.
30:48Who are you telling that you used to ride a truck?
30:52Ma'am, you are running so fast in heels.
30:56Do you like it?
30:58Come on, friends.
31:06Please take this scooter.
31:08Ms. Zeenat, I just showed you the photographs on social media.
31:11Now, you share them with your fans.
31:15Nowadays, it's all about copyrights.
31:17Earlier, in the 80s and 90s
31:19film stars used to post their photographs anywhere.
31:22Like I saw Anil Kapoor's photograph
31:24on Shikanji's cart.
31:28Sanjay Dutt's photograph outside the saloon.
31:31Still, we can understand that it was his style.
31:33What does Anil Kapoor have to do with Shikanji's cart?
31:35Have you ever seen your photograph
31:37at a place where you thought
31:39your photograph is here?
31:41Yes, it was always there.
31:43Cutting salons with the hairstyle.
31:46Small places in the village.
31:49I saw a strange place on a matchbox.
31:52I was like, what is he doing here?
31:55It was during the time of firecrackers.
31:56Firecrackers.
31:57And there was a firecracker.
31:58Yes, I saw it.
31:59Yes, a long rocket.
32:00Our photograph was on that matchbox.
32:02Absolutely.
32:03I was like, what is this?
32:03On firecrackers.
32:04What an era it was. It was fun.
32:07All three of you used to have posters in your homes.
32:10Whose posters were there in your homes?
32:12I had a crush on Paul Newman.
32:14Wow.
32:14When I was 14 years old,
32:16every Sunday, I was in a convent school.
32:18They used to show us English films once a week.
32:21Okay.
32:22So, I still remember the film.
32:24It was called The Silver Chalice.
32:27And it was one of his earlier..
32:28I was in love.
32:29Love, yes.
32:31I was in love with Mr. Dev.
32:32I wanted to marry him.
32:33Oh.
32:34What a great idea.
32:35What a gentleman.
32:37So charming.
32:38I used to say, I said,
32:39I wish I could marry him.
32:40Really?
32:41Did you ever say that to him?
32:42No.
32:42With Mr. Dev?
32:44I used to adore him.
32:45I just used to adore him.
32:48I was totally in love with Tom Cruise.
32:51Okay.
32:52He was such a good-looking man.
32:54And I remember when my son was born,
32:56it was a week old,
32:57I took him to see a Tom Cruise film.
33:05Oh, hey!
33:10Oh, hey!
33:12Oh, my God!
33:14Oh, Mr. Kunal Dhillon!
33:16Hello, hello.
33:18Mr. Anvita Raj!
33:20Mr. Veena Saman!
33:22If someone like you comes in my life,
33:25it will be a great thing.
33:26Oh, my God!
33:29And if you come in their life, it will be an episode.
33:33And if someone like you comes in their life,
33:35it will be a great thing.
33:38But you guys have come on a very auspicious day.
33:41Look, I have brought a cake.
33:43Whose birthday is it?
33:44No, no, I will tell you on occasion.
33:46Do you think it's his birthday?
33:47He has been assembled.
33:48Sit down.
33:49I am telling you that today I have fought
33:53the 100th case of my life.
33:55100th case!
33:56I have fought the 100th case.
33:58You have fought the 100th case,
33:59which means you have lost 100 cases today.
34:01This man is so negative.
34:04You can see that I have lost 100 cases.
34:07But you can't see that my lawyer has won 100 cases.
34:13You are distributing the cake to celebrate his victory.
34:15No, no, I am not distributing it.
34:16Who said that I am distributing the cake?
34:18I am selling the cake.
34:22Why are you selling it?
34:23I am selling it because I don't eat eggs.
34:28Why are you selling it? Tell us.
34:32Don't scold me.
34:34I am telling you.
34:35I will tell you frankly what happened.
34:37Okay, tell us.
34:39It was my birthday last year.
34:40Okay.
34:41A lot of people came with lovely gifts.
34:44Okay.
34:45I sold all the other gifts.
34:47Okay.
34:48This was left.
34:49Oh no!
34:53It's your fault.
34:54But he is a very special person.
34:56He doesn't celebrate his birthday every year.
34:58Okay.
34:58He celebrates his birthday after two years.
34:59Why?
34:59Because he was born in six months.
35:02It's like the date of birth.
35:04It was his month of birth.
35:05Month of birth.
35:06I don't believe him.
35:08These are fake things.
35:09Yes, actually.
35:10Then the people from BMC came.
35:11They said that this is an illegal birth.
35:16What nonsense are you talking in front of our guests?
35:20Nonsense?
35:21Yes.
35:22Objection, my lord.
35:25I would like to remind my mad friend of one thing.
35:28Yes.
35:28This nonsense..
35:30The people from Sony cut it and put it on the internet.
35:36And the views of this nonsense come on the internet.
35:40Yes.
35:41Then the money for these views comes.
35:43Oh!
35:44Then this money goes to this person's bank account.
35:50Then this person takes a big car with that money.
35:56He comes here in the car.
35:58He asks for money.
36:05What?
36:06Oh, my!
36:08This is nonsense.
36:10What is this?
36:11You didn't move your face and gave arguments.
36:14What if your face would have fallen?
36:16Who was responsible?
36:19And what is this?
36:20Where are you going?
36:22Look, I am a little frustrated.
36:24I am out of my mind.
36:25Yes.
36:25Before coming here, I met Ms. Zeenat Aman.
36:29Okay.
36:30I told her that she will go out with me.
36:33Okay.
36:33She refused me.
36:37Then I thought that I can't make her go out.
36:39I will make her talk.
36:41Yes.
36:41Okay.
36:42I made her go out.
36:44You are very cute, actually.
36:46You are very cute.
36:47Shut up!
36:50Ms. Poonam, I am a big fan of yours.
36:52If you don't mind, I can tell you a poem.
36:55Wow!
36:56What?
36:57Wow! Poem.
36:57What did she say?
36:58Poem. Poem.
36:59She said a poem.
37:00Poem. Poem.
37:01Poem. Poem.
37:01Like this.
37:03In the coat..
37:04Oh, wow!
37:05Move your head a little.
37:06I am here.
37:07Okay.
37:09In the coat, there is dust on the file.
37:15In the coat, there is dust on the file.
37:20Oh, Ms. Poonam Dhillon, I am impressed by your smile.
37:25Wow!
37:27Wow!
37:29Wow!
37:33I would say that there are many heroines in the industry
37:37who have ruled people's hearts.
37:40She is the only artiste who has ruled Dhillon's heart.
37:51Look, when I came to talk to you all
37:54I didn't feel like..
38:00It's not that I don't..
38:02Can I help you?
38:03Try plank.
38:04Try plank.
38:06Plank?
38:07Yes.
38:07Please.
38:08What is plank?
38:09It's an exercise.
38:10Let's avoid plank today.
38:13You are too frank. That's why she called you plank.
38:16You can't sit for more than 15 minutes.
38:17And you are asking me to do plank.
38:18It's not like that.
38:20Sit comfortably.
38:21It's okay. Sit comfortably.
38:22It's okay. Let's leave it today.
38:24Look, if a person works hard, he can do anything.
38:32It's not that I can't do it.
38:35I don't do it, bro.
38:37Hey!
38:41Do that thing once.
38:43You turn your neck 360 degrees.
38:47Like this.
38:48It's not like that.
38:49What have you seen?
38:51Do that thing which you put your stomach down.
38:54That thing.
38:57What are you talking about? I have no idea.
38:59Yes.
39:00I have no clue.
39:01But I was saying, Ms. Zeenat Aman.
39:04You had taken a dip in the sea.
39:06Yes.
39:08I also took a dip.
39:09I got itchy.
39:13Which sea did you take a dip in?
39:15I don't know if the sea is wrong.
39:18It's okay. But I was saying, Ms. Zeenat.
39:22Will you go on a date with me on 8th?
39:25Why will she go on a date with you?
39:268th is my lucky number.
39:29If you are lucky, do something else that day.
39:30I don't need luck for anything else.
39:34Because money, wealth, fame, respect..
39:36I don't need all these things.
39:42But date..
39:44She won't come either.
39:46She won't come.
39:46Okay. Ms. Anita, will you go on a date with me on 8th?
39:49She won't.
39:51Okay. Will you go on a date with me on 10th?
39:53You said 8th is lucky for you.
39:55Both of them said no. Then it's bad luck.
40:05You are talking about a date here.
40:07What will your wife say if she hears this?
40:08Wives don't think much. They just doubt.
40:12Day after tomorrow.
40:13I talked to her on the phone for two hours.
40:15She came to me and said,
40:17who are you talking to so happily?
40:20Who was it?
40:21Why do you call her?
40:27No, I am telling you. I am not your baby.
40:32The baby didn't eat.
40:33Why do you care if the baby ate or not?
40:36The baby is eating porridge.
40:37You have had enough. Come on.
40:41You have had enough.
40:43Tell me exactly how much I have had.
40:47I am telling you. I will go back.
40:50These people from Sony tell me that I have had less.
40:54You tell me that I have had a lot.
40:57Please weigh it.
40:58Tell me how much I have had.
41:00I will make a bill according to that.
41:08Okay, I have to go.
41:10I have a dance program.
41:11Where?
41:12Right here.
41:14My dance program is right here.
41:17Because I will tell you the truth.
41:19I went back without dancing with you.
41:23They will make fun of me.
41:25They will say that such big actresses came
41:27and you didn't manage to do anything.
41:29Very good.
41:30Thank you very much.
41:32Leena, thank you very much.
41:34Thank you very much.
41:38I will leave now.
41:40I will leave now.
41:41You have given me a meeting.
41:44He is so cute.
41:51There are rumours about film stars.
41:53We don't believe them.
41:54We ask them directly.
41:56Ms. Zeenat, I have heard rumours about you.
41:58That you were in many films.
42:01And you were a hit.
42:02Even after that, you met Mr. Rajkumar.
42:05And he said that you are very beautiful.
42:08Why don't you appear in films?
42:10I am so sorry.
42:11Even I have heard these rumours.
42:13Is it?
42:16But these are just rumours.
42:18But who makes these films?
42:22Ms. Anita, there is a rumour about you.
42:24In your childhood, you used to show your father's
42:25police photo and get a lot of work done.
42:28No, I was supposed to..
42:33This is a rumour.
42:36There is a rumour about you, Ms. Poonam.
42:37Mr. Rajesh Khanna had told you once
42:39that you should appear in films.
42:41And you refused him.
42:44It is partly true.
42:45Because I met him when I was in school.
42:47Okay.
42:48And he called me when so many people
42:51came to watch the shooting.
42:53I asked him who he was calling.
42:54He said, you come here.
42:56And he just gave me a very beautiful compliment
42:59at that time.
43:00But he didn't ask me to work in films.
43:02After many years, I did a film with him, Red Rose.
43:05He said that he remembers me.
43:08I said, how is this possible?
43:09In such a crowd..
43:10You saw a girl in Chandigarh.
43:13He called me and said, you have beautiful eyes.
43:15And he said, I remember that.
43:17If he does, then that is..
43:19You remember.
43:20If that is true, then that's phenomenal.
43:24There is another rumour, Ms. Zeenat.
43:26Oh, God! What am I seeing?
43:28What?
43:29There is a rumour that Ms. Archana
43:31had eaten dry fruits while shooting.
43:35What?
43:37Sho.. Shooting?
43:39Not during the shooting.
43:40When my son was born, she'd come the very next day.
43:45To eat dry fruits.
43:46To eat dry fruits.
43:52At that time, yes, I had come.
43:54And for two or three days, I stayed at your house in Sherman.
43:58I stayed there.
43:59So, I used to feel very hungry in the morning.
44:01And breakfast used to come a little late at Zeenat's house.
44:04So, I used to stay in Zeenat's room.
44:05Although, Zeenat, you don't eat.
44:07But there were huge shelves
44:09of cashews, raisins and pistachios.
44:14So, every morning, I used to get up and talk to Zeenat.
44:16I used to come, open the box and keep it in front of her.
44:18And Zeenat used to talk to me and I used to eat it.
44:22This is the secret of health.
44:23People eat cashews.
44:26At that time, my waist was 19 inches.
44:28But I could eat anything.
44:30Oh, wow!
44:31So, I had eyes like yours.
44:32No, sir. It's okay.
44:33Mr. Prameet told us to tell the production team
44:35not to keep cashews in their vanities.
44:37He said, who eats two and a half kilos of cashews in a day?
44:41He ate it and his cholesterol increased.
44:44And then she said,
44:47my cholesterol has increased.
44:48If someone's cholesterol is low, then take it from me.
44:53With this, the rumours end.
44:56Okay, ma'am, all three of you..
44:58Whether it's Mr. Dharampal, Mr. Dev, Mr. Jitendra
45:01or anyone else, you've worked with all the superstars.
45:04So, there are some questions from the public.
45:07They want to know who used to do this.
45:09Who used to be the most shy among your co-stars?
45:14Shy?
45:15Shy..
45:16I don't think anyone used to be shy.
45:18Mr. Dharampal, there's a sense of vulnerability about it.
45:21I feel Mr. Dharampal when you said it.
45:23Yes, if he used to say something, he used to blush.
45:26Yes.
45:27You know, he used to just blush.
45:29He used to say, Mr. Dharampal, you're looking very good today.
45:31What are you saying?
45:35Mr. Dharampal is still the same.
45:36He's still the same.
45:38Who was the most stylish co-star?
45:40He had to be in the film for the shoot
45:42but he had to be stylish at home as well.
45:44I think Sanju used to be that.
45:46Sanjay Dutt.
45:47Sanjay Dutt?
45:47He used to be very stylish.
45:49He used to be very..
45:50Feroz Khan?
45:51Yes.
45:52Yes, Feroz Khan.
45:53Actually, he was very stylish.
45:57Who used to flirt the most?
46:00Mr. Shashi.
46:07But very cute and innovative ways of flirting.
46:12Okay, wow.
46:13He made every woman feel good and special, right?
46:16So, flirting is not a bad thing.
46:18Yes.
46:18We're just..
46:19Flirting is okay.
46:20You should also..
46:22A little.
46:23A little.
46:23Oh, okay.
46:25His flirting is very good.
46:28What are you saying?
46:29Now he's married. He's got kids.
46:31So, I think..
46:32Tell him that.
46:33Mr. Shashi was 16 when he flirted with you.
46:39Was there a superstitious co-star?
46:43Govinda.
46:44Yes.
46:44Right?
46:45Sometimes.. Yes.
46:47He was the most superstitious.
46:49I think.
46:49Who was the most decent villain?
46:52The one who used to get scared of deer.
46:53A villain like that.
46:55Villains are all decent in their personal lives.
46:57All decent.
46:57There were some co-stars who used to apologise first.
47:00Yes, after the scene.
47:02That I'm so sorry that I have to do this.
47:04But, you know.
47:05Some co-stars are very caring.
47:08They take special care.
47:09Who was the most caring co-star?
47:11When I worked with Sanjay Dutt, I was pregnant.
47:15And there was a shot where it was very risky.
47:17So, Sanju had told the producer that
47:19Anita won't do this shot.
47:21He was very, very caring.
47:22When we were travelling to Alibaug
47:24he made sure that I was very comfortable.
47:26So, I think, according..
47:28When I worked with Sanju
47:30he was really very, very caring.
47:32So sweet. That's so nice.
47:34Very caring.
47:38All the guests who have come here
47:41if you want to talk to any of our guests
47:44feel free to do so.
47:45Yes.
47:46What is it that we didn't ask
47:48and you will ask today?
47:49Tell us that.
47:51Hi, Kapil sir.
47:52Hello.
47:52Hi, Zeenat ma'am.
47:53Hi, Anita ma'am.
47:54Hi, Poonam ma'am.
47:55Hello.
47:56My name is Akash Doshi.
47:57Mr. Doshi, where are you from?
47:59I am from Virar, Mumbai.
48:00Okay.
48:01Like Anita had recorded the planking exercise in 61 minutes.
48:04Yes.
48:05So, I had started exercising during the lockdown.
48:08Liar.
48:09Don't get into the body.
48:11What?
48:12I had started during the lockdown.
48:14But as the lockdown started opening
48:16I started getting rid of the exercise.
48:19Because..
48:20These people wait for the lockdown to start.
48:23So, what are you doing now?
48:26I want to come on the stage
48:27and compete in fitness.
48:31Everyone knows that Anita did it in 61 minutes.
48:33Tell us, how many minutes can you do?
48:35I will try.
48:36I can do more than that.
48:37Is there anyone else with you who can do it alone?
48:39Is he your friend?
48:41Yes.
48:42I don't know why but I think he can do it.
48:43Come on, is there anyone else?
48:46Come on, all three of you.
48:50Come on.
48:54He is also following us.
48:56Come on.
48:57The form should be correct.
48:59Yes, he is very strict.
49:00He is very strict.
49:02So, you take the position first.
49:03Isn't it, Ms. Anita?
49:04Come on.
49:05You are the main instructor.
49:06Let me sit.
49:07It's her wish.
49:08He is also looking at the form.
49:10Come on, take your position.
49:12What is this? You are putting your stomach down.
49:15A little higher.
49:16Yes.
49:17Bring your legs closer.
49:18Bring them closer.
49:18No cheating.
49:20No cheating.
49:20Yes.
49:21So, should I start as you said?
49:23Yes, start.
49:24One, two, three, start.
49:25Bring your back up.
49:32Three, four, five..
49:34No, no, no. You have done it now.
49:3614 seconds. 15 seconds.
49:3716.
49:3817.
49:3918.
49:4019.
49:4120.
49:4221.
49:4421 seconds.
49:4521 seconds.
49:4623.
49:47How much is it, Kapil?
49:48It's 30 now.
49:5031.
49:5132.
49:5233.
49:53A little higher.
49:5434.
49:54Oh, 34.
49:5736.
49:5837.
49:5938.
50:0039.
50:0140.
50:0241.
50:0342.
50:0443.
50:0544.
50:0645.
50:0846.
50:0947.
50:1048.
50:11Come on, both of you have one more game left.
50:12You can also win the goal.
50:16He is shaking a little.
50:18This building will fall now.
50:20You are falling down.
50:22Get up.
50:24Lift your back.
50:25Your boat is getting ready.
50:29I will make you a little taller.
50:30Yes.
50:31Yes.
50:32Yes.
50:35Oh, my dear.
50:40How much is it, Kapil?
50:41One minute and 30 seconds.
50:42It's a big deal if..
50:44He would have done it earlier.
50:44Otherwise, it wouldn't have happened.
50:4634.
50:4735.
50:48Are you awake or sleeping?
50:4937.
50:51Forgive him. I think she will do it.
50:53Okay. Thank you, guys.
50:55Wow.
50:58Very good.
50:59One minute and 50 seconds. Wow.
51:00Come on.
51:04What do you do, sir?
51:05My name is Suraj Naik.
51:07I have come to Bombay to do something big.
51:11To be successful.
51:12Okay.
51:13What do you want to do big? The ceiling is ready.
51:15I want to do something on my level.
51:17Whatever you have come to do, may God give you strength.
51:21Come on, brother.
51:37What is this?
51:40Who is he?
51:41Mr. Khadda.
51:42Mr. Khadda.
51:43Mr. Khadda.
51:45Are you all fine?
51:48This is great.
51:50Mr. Khadda, where are you going with this door?
51:52I lost my lock key.
51:54So, I am going to the key man to get the key made.
51:59You should have called the key man at home.
52:00He was charging Rs. 500 to come home.
52:02I have to go there and get the work done for Rs. 100.
52:06Okay. Go from here.
52:08I don't want to go now.
52:11Why?
52:12I have seen him.
52:16Kapoor Sharma, come here.
52:18Look, everyone knows him.
52:20Introduce me to him.
52:22You are not worthy enough to introduce him.
52:24Come.
52:24Isn't he our friend, Chandu?
52:26Yes.
52:26He is the 10-star journalist.
52:28He is his grandfather.
52:29Look..
52:31What happened? Why are you shouting?
52:34Thank God, I am shouting.
52:36Otherwise, I would have lost my life
52:38with all the beautiful ladies sitting here.
52:42What?
52:45Please be seated, Mr. Chanda.
52:46Ms. Anista, tell me something.
52:49Yes.
52:50Your father made a record of playing an inspector in films.
52:57Yes.
52:58You made a record of playing a plank for 61 minutes.
53:03Yes.
53:03Do you cook vegetables at home or do you make a record?
53:10Mr. Jainath..
53:11You can talk. I will hold your mouth.
53:15Mr. Jainath..
53:19Look, I am a big fan of yours.
53:21I am such a big fan of yours
53:23that I still hum your famous song.
53:26Which one?
53:27Everyone says that I have worn a kurta worth Rs. 1,000.
53:37Mr. Chanda, the song is about my sister.
53:41I can't forget a kurta worth Rs. 1,000 because of my sister.
53:47Mr. Munam..
53:48Yes.
53:50I have a small complaint against you.
53:52What?
53:53What happened to me?
53:54Your film had a dirty bedsheet.
53:57Yes.
53:58My younger brother, Virender
54:00and my younger brother, Jitendra
54:02we all went to watch the film.
54:04Then?
54:04All the bedsheets were clean.
54:06We didn't find any dirty bedsheet.
54:07Oh!
54:09Mr. Chanda, you are remembering old movies.
54:11Kapoor Sharma, movies were old.
54:13Right?
54:15Tickets were for Rs. 2.
54:16Samosas were for Rs. 28.
54:17I had to buy tickets for Rs. 2.5.
54:19Yes.
54:20After watching the film, I had to go home.
54:21Yes.
54:22Mr. Jainath, the times have changed.
54:24Tickets were for Rs. 200.
54:26Popcorn was for Rs. 500.
54:28Yes.
54:31That's true.
54:33Ms. Anita, shall I tell you a secret?
54:35Yes.
54:37Why does popcorn splatter a lot?
54:42Why?
54:44Look, if Salman Shahrukh is cheap
54:46popcorn will be expensive.
54:48It will splatter a lot.
54:52Wow!
54:53That's great.
54:57It's the landline.
55:00Hello.
55:03From Haridwar?
55:06Can I get a room for Rs. 1,500 in Haridwar?
55:08Haridwar?
55:08And senior citizen discount.
55:10Can I get that too?
55:11Okay, thank you.
55:13Are you going to Haridwar?
55:14I am going to Goa.
55:15Then?
55:16I have taken this information to lie to my family.
55:21So, what will you do in Goa?
55:23I told you about Goa.
55:25I am going to Maldives.
55:30Oh!
55:31Listen to me.
55:32Your entire family bathes in a bucket.
55:35What will you do in Maldives?
55:36Forget all that.
55:37Tell me something.
55:38You will find that..
55:40Who?
55:40The one who puts photos in blue water.
55:43Why?
55:43I have decided on my airport look.
55:46Airport look?
55:47I have thought of a hashtag too.
55:50Okay.
55:50Maldives, I am coming.
55:52Yamraj, I am not coming.
55:56Mr. Chatterjee, you are done.
55:58You can leave.
55:58Okay, I will leave.
55:59Do you have that..
56:01Screwdriver?
56:02No, Rs. 500.
56:04I have to give it to the key man.
56:06Go, Mr. Chatterjee.
56:07Leave quickly.
56:08Here is Rs. 500.
56:09Go.
56:11Hold on.
56:12You said the key man charges Rs. 100.
56:14He goes there and fixes it.
56:15So, he charges Rs. 100.
56:16Are you going there?
56:17I don't have to charge Rs. 400 to go there.
56:20Then where is my Rs. 500?
56:21It is with him.
56:22Won't he return Rs. 400 to you?
56:24That is my Rs. 400.
56:25Then where is my Rs. 500?
56:26It is with him.
56:29You are confusing me.
56:31Whether you are confused or not
56:33my lock should be open.
56:35Okay, I am leaving.
56:36Okay, bye.
56:37Bye.
56:42Come, ma'am.
56:43A big round of applause.
56:46For Ms. Zeenat, Ms. Anita and Mr. Poonam.
56:51Ma'am, thank you so much for coming.
56:53I was waiting for you.
56:54Thank you so much for having us.
56:56Thank you, ma'am.
56:57It was great fun.
56:58Thank you for having us.
56:59It is such a pleasure.
57:00I am a big fan of his.
57:01Thank you, ma'am.
57:02Thanks a lot.
57:04Friends, the pandemic has not gone yet.
57:08So I request you all to stay away from crowds in the market.
57:11Because it is the season of festivals.
57:12Wear a mask.
57:14And follow social distancing.
57:15Stay healthy and happy.
57:16Good night.