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Reeling from the news of an unexpected pregnancy, Jimmy and Everly unknowingly release an alien invasion in their small | dG1fN1ZvZGp5c3NKX3c
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00:00Evening, folks. This is an original.
00:05Ladies and gentlemen, are we ready for a little demolition derby?
00:10The craziest thing that you can imagine happened at the fairgrounds.
00:13Come on!
00:14Does everybody know about this?
00:15Yes, she was there when it happened.
00:17When what happened exactly?
00:18I may have opened a portal to another planet.
00:24Run!
00:27Are you hitchhiking?
00:28Nope, I'm pregnant.
00:31What do you mean, something got her?
00:34Like a demon monkey's pit bull spider thing.
00:37Aliens have invaded. They're here in Blue River.
00:39Okay, but maybe, maybe it's a good alien.
00:41Like, maybe it's here to help us.
00:45It's a bad alien.
00:46Why, why, why does my baby daddy have to start a firefight and an alien invasion all in one night?
00:50I'm gonna throw up.
00:52We're all gonna end up dead, probably.
00:53No, I promise. No one is going to end up dead.
00:56Yep, that's a dead body, alright.
00:58Holy shit.
00:59Listen, these things have been running all over town, killing folks.
01:02And maybe trying to destroy humanity as we know it.
01:06And how do we hold them off?
01:08Blue River style.
01:29Carl, I need you to go get more waffle cones.
01:31We only have like two left.
01:33And hurry up, apparently there's aliens invading.

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