Aired (October 26, 2024): Alamin kung ano nga ba ang unang pinag-awayan ng magkaibigang Anne Curtis at Meme Vice.
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
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00:00Can I buy a spray net?
00:02That's a lot of money.
00:04Who do you want to fight?
00:06We have 10,000 pesos.
00:08You didn't give us 10,000 pesos.
00:10No, they have 10,000 pesos because they're lotlots.
00:12They're our fans.
00:14Okay, I'll give you 2,000 pesos.
00:16That's ours.
00:18That's ours.
00:20Do you like Bong?
00:22He's like Olivia Newton's legwarmer.
00:24Olivia Newton's legwarmer.
00:26She's shy.
00:28She's shy.
00:30Who do you want to fight?
00:32Okay.
00:34Jocelyn Ayan, Bong and Lassie, Anna Darren,
00:36Teddy and Sean.
00:38We're going to fight the son of Mana Mayor.
00:40Sean.
00:42Happy Fiesta.
00:44Teddy.
00:46And Teddy.
00:48Teddy is from Baguio.
00:50Good Shepherd.
00:52Jacket by Good Shepherd.
00:54Good Shepherd.
00:56Teddy is sweet.
00:58He's our color.
01:00There's a lot of good people in Baguio.
01:02Oh yes.
01:04That's why I bought this.
01:06I'm going to burn this.
01:08Are you ready?
01:10Raise your hands.
01:12Complete the title of
01:14the first story
01:16in this cinema.
01:18Alamat ng Ibon
01:20by Blank.
01:24Okay.
01:28Guys.
01:30Showtime.
01:32Alamat ng Ibon by Darna.
01:34Darna.
01:36Do you want to steal?
01:38No.
01:40Do you want to steal?
01:42No.
01:44Alamat ng Ibon
01:46by Darna is
01:48correct.
01:50That's amazing.
01:52Thank you so much.
01:54Thank you so much.
01:56Alamat ng Ibon
01:58by Darna is
02:00correct.
02:02Alamat ng Ibon
02:04by Darna is
02:06correct.
02:08Alamat ng Ibon
02:10by Darna is
02:12correct.
02:14Do you know the advice?
02:16She wrote it.
02:18You're good.
02:20You're good.
02:22You're good.
02:24You're good.
02:26You're good.
02:28You're good.
02:30You're good.
02:32You're good.
02:34You're good.
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02:40You're good.
02:42You're good.
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02:54You're good.
02:56You're good.
02:58You're good.
03:00You're good.
03:02You're good.
03:04You're good.
03:06You're good.
03:08You're good.
03:10You're good.
03:12You're good.
03:14You're good.
03:16You're good.
03:18Raise your hands, guys.
03:20This is your next question.
03:22In a segment
03:24especially for you,
03:26what is the name
03:28of the pianist?
03:30Quiz Showtime.
03:32Who's the MC?
03:34Junie.
03:36Yes.
03:38Who?
03:40Jonas.
03:42His real name is Jonas.
03:44Really?
03:46Why did you give it to him?
03:48He's just imitating Junie.
03:50It's really Jonas.
03:52The question needs a full name, right?
03:54Yes.
03:56Junie Guwo.
03:58The full name of Junie
04:00is Junie Sitaka.
04:02Yes.
04:04Who's first?
04:06What's Junie's real name?
04:08Junie Tan.
04:10You're wrong.
04:12You're wrong.
04:14It's Jonas Bonet.
04:16You're wrong.
04:18You're all wrong.
04:20His real name is Junie.
04:22Junie Pig.
04:24That's it.
04:28That's Junie, right?
04:30No, his full name is
04:32Perseveria.
04:34Junie, what's your real name?
04:36Just say Junie.
04:38We'll lose.
04:40The correct answer is Junie.
04:44Kiss him first.
04:46Just give him a hug.
04:52Congratulations Vice and MC.
04:5450,000.
04:56That's a lot.
04:58Who do you want
05:00as your next opponent?
05:02Bong and Lassie.
05:04Bong and Lassie and Darren.
05:06That's all you can choose.
05:08Lassie and what?
05:10Lassie and Ann.
05:16Lassie and...
05:18Let's go with Ann first.
05:20Ann and Darren.
05:22No, because Darren
05:24came this year.
05:26Ann didn't come
05:28this year.
05:30There are a lot of memories
05:32they don't remember.
05:34That's right.
05:36Because Lassie is an old person
05:38who remembers everything.
05:40Lassie is inside the bus
05:42that was blown up by Ann.
05:44She's the only one alive.
05:48What are we going to do now?
05:50Lassie and Bong.
05:52Are we still going?
05:54Okay, Lassie and Bong.
05:56Lassie and Bong.
05:58We'll go first.
06:00You can steal it.
06:021, 2, 3.
06:08Grounded.
06:10Do we have to go back?
06:12From Texas.
06:14Wow.
06:16He's from Texas.
06:18He's from Catbalogan.
06:20He's a celebrity.
06:22I think you're ready.
06:24This next question is easy.
06:26The question is...
06:28Karil
06:30What is the
06:32binibining
06:34blank?
06:36There's nothing yet.
06:38Again.
06:40Wait, what are they wearing?
06:42They're wearing lights.
06:44His hands are high.
06:46He's tall.
06:48He's short.
06:50He's short.
06:52You're not tall.
06:54I'm serious.
07:00Here it is.
07:02Queen's Showtime.
07:04There's nothing yet.
07:06There's nothing yet.
07:08There's nothing yet.
07:10After the Queen's Showtime.
07:12It should be higher.
07:14Wait.
07:16Lassie, your height is ugly.
07:18The height should be visible.
07:20Queen's Showtime.
07:22Vice.
07:24Is it right?
07:26Corba.
07:28Corba.
07:30Binibining Corba.
07:32Binibining Corba.
07:34Thank you Vice for the title.
07:36It's correct.
07:38Under this.
07:40Under this.
07:4210,000.
07:46You have 60,000 pesos.
07:48We lost.
07:50Here it is.
07:52For the final round.
07:54There's a god because he has power.
07:56Final round.
07:58You have the same hair.
08:00You have the same hair.
08:02You have the same bangs.
08:04I thought he's going to look like me.
08:06You're so ambitious.
08:08You know I've idolized you these past 15 years.
08:10He won't look like you.
08:12We're siblings.
08:14I want to look like you.
08:16Sorry Miss Anne.
08:18I want to look like Vice.
08:20Because he has a tape on the side of his hair.
08:22Oh no.
08:24Oh no.
08:26Oh no.
08:28You don't have bangs.
08:30You look like me.
08:32For 50,000 pesos, you don't have answer.
08:34But you look like me.
08:38Anne and Darren versus Vice and MC.
08:40For the final round.
08:42Who will be the winner?
08:44Here's the question.
08:46In your homes,
08:48video it if you can get the right answer.
08:50Here's the question.
08:54Raise your hands.
08:56What flavor of fruit shake
08:58made him the first
09:00big star of Vice and Anne Curtis?
09:02Quiz show time.
09:06Watermelon.
09:08Watermelon shake.
09:14That's for us.
09:16That's really for you.
09:18What happened?
09:20That's a good question.
09:24Go.
09:26What flavor of fruit shake
09:28made him the first
09:30big star of Vice and Anne Curtis?
09:32Quiz show time.
09:34He became the first big star.
09:36That's funny.
09:38Others don't know the story.
09:40Tell us the story first.
09:42You have to reenact it.
09:44There was a corner in the studio.
09:46You were sitting there.
09:48In the back of the studio,
09:50there was a table area.
09:52There was a small sofa.
09:54There was a small table.
09:56You were next to each other.
09:58He was peeing.
10:00He was peeing there.
10:02I brought the shake.
10:04I put the shake on the table.
10:08It splashed.
10:10It splashed.
10:12I looked at him.
10:14He said,
10:16that's not my fault.
10:18You put it there.
10:20He said,
10:22you can't apologize.
10:24I said, I'm sorry.
10:26He said,
10:28that's just a shake.
10:30I said, I'll buy you a new one.
10:32He said, that's not how it works.
10:34You shouldn't be mad
10:36when you apologize.
10:38He said, that's just a shake.
10:40That's how hard it was for me.
10:42It was an O.A.D.
10:44It was an O.A.D.
10:46We were crying.
10:48We were crying.
10:50We were on TV.
10:52I was wearing shades.
10:54We weren't paying attention.
10:56We were doing this and that.
10:58It was awkward.
11:00I was in the middle.
11:02She was in the middle.
11:04The next day,
11:06we were next to each other.
11:08It was like a playtime.
11:10She was still like that.
11:12She looked serious.
11:14I said, that's enough.
11:16She laughed.
11:20It's funny, right?
11:22The answer is,
11:24Watermelon Shake!
11:26Congratulations,
11:28Vice and MC.
11:30You have a total of
11:32P70,000.
11:34Yes, yes, yes.
11:36That's the watermelon.
11:40We're wicked, right?
11:42As part of our
11:44Kids' Day celebration,
11:46P70,000 will be
11:48distributed to
11:50Operation Christine.
11:52Donation drive of ABS-CBN
11:54at ABS-CBN Foundation
11:56for our beloved
11:58countrymen affected by
12:00Hurricane Christine.
12:02Here's the showtime family
12:04for your contribution.
12:06Yes, we have P70,000.
12:08Can you add P30,000
12:10for Sarado 100,000
12:12and Christine 2,000?
12:14Why me?
12:16I don't know if I'll get paid today.
12:18I was just told that
12:20it's rice this week.
12:22Can you add P30,000?
12:24Boss, what do you need?
12:26You know,
12:28can you add P30,000?
12:30P30,000?
12:32P30,000.
12:34Boss,
12:36I need P30,000.
12:38I'm sorry, I don't have enough clothes.
12:40You know,
12:42I'll give my hair to Boss Toyo
12:44for P30,000.
12:46No, we, the showtime hosts,
12:48will help
12:50for everyone affected.
12:52Let's send Sarado 100,000
12:54to help
12:56ABS-CBN for our
12:58family and our loved ones
13:00in Lantana, Quistina, Baguio.
13:02This is for you.
13:04Our 15th Anniversary Celebration
13:06was a success
13:08because of our loved ones
13:10and GMA.
13:12We would like to thank
13:14our bosses at GMA,
13:16Atty. Filipe Gozon, thank you very much.
13:18Mr. Gilberto Duavid,
13:20thank you very much.
13:22Mr. Filipe Yalong, thank you very much.
13:24And Atty. Anna Teresa
13:26and Atty. Gozon Valdez, thank you.
13:28Thank you very much.
13:30Thank you very much from the bottom of our hearts.
13:32We are very thankful
13:34and we will never forget
13:36the help you gave us
13:38and the love you continue to give us.
13:40Thank you very much.
13:42Thank you very much to GMA Program Management
13:44who gave us a cake
13:46for us,
13:48Concepcion Agnes,
13:50Kim Angeline Marquez,
13:52Yumi Kasem.
13:54Thank you very much.
13:56Thank you very much to GMA.
13:58And here it is.
14:00What is it?
14:02Nothing.
14:06She got nervous again.
14:10Here it is.
14:12What is it?
14:14Again, thank you very much to GMA
14:16because you trusted us
14:18and we are proud of you.
14:20Thank you very much.
14:22Here it is.
14:24What is it?
14:26Vice, will you say it?
14:28Ms. Alice wants us to feed her.
14:34There's a restaurant in front of GMA.
14:36She wants us to feed her.
14:38Thank you very much.
14:40And of course, thank you very much to McDonald's.
14:42Thank you, McDonald's, for your nice support
14:44to Team Vice, Kareel and Ryan.
14:46We love you so much, McDonald's.
14:48We love you.
14:50And of course, a big thank you to
14:52Showtime Online Universe
14:54with Eris, Wise, AZ,
14:56Nikki, Lorraine, and Anthony.
14:58Thank you, guys.
15:00Thank you, Showtime Online Universe.
15:02Thank you very much to all of you.
15:04And I would like to thank again
15:06McDonald's.
15:08We had a great performance
15:10because of McDonald's.
15:12And Madlang People won
15:14because of our TNT Champs.
15:16Their performance
15:18was on another level.
15:20That's why I was inspired.
15:22I want to set fire
15:24to the rain.
15:26Jackie,
15:28you performed well.
15:30Where's the green?
15:32I care for you.
15:34I think it's okay.
15:36I want to ask, how's your day?
15:38We don't have green.
15:40We only have red.
15:42How's your day?
15:44How's your day?
15:46How's your day?
15:48Don't be mad at Liberty.
15:50She's mad.
15:52Wow.
15:54I don't like you. You're a double character.
15:56Thank you, Jackie.
15:58I just put the double character
16:00in the segment.
16:02But it's okay, Jackie.
16:04You're our rival in dancing.
16:06That's right, Jackie.
16:08She's a Showtime dancer.
16:10And in Girl on Fire,
16:12she also danced on the floor
16:14as an example.
16:16And of course,
16:18Sean is not the favorite
16:20of our Sexy Big.
16:22Sean.
16:24Sean.
16:26You were invited
16:28by Showtime.
16:30Thank you, Sean.
16:32I thought it was Sean.
16:34Thank you for talking
16:36about Showtime.
16:38Our next performer
16:40is also from Showtime.
16:42A girl dance group
16:44from Pasabog ang Hata.
16:46Yes.
16:48The chairman said
16:50that your bow is ready.
16:52Later.
16:54Before it rains.
16:56They will be accompanied
16:58by JLZ
17:00that open and bounce
17:02in their every move.
17:04And they will also be watched
17:06as an example in Girl on Fire.
17:08They're all hot.
17:10Matao, let's give it up for
17:12Showtime.
17:18It's Showtime.
17:24Hey, so now you know the game.
17:26Are you ready?
17:28Cause I'm coming to get you.
17:40Oh
17:42Oh
17:44Oh
17:46Oh
17:48Oh
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17:52Oh
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18:36And I'm so crazy
18:38All you gotta do is just make me at best
19:06I'm so crazy
19:08I'm so crazy
19:10I'm so crazy
19:12I'm so crazy
19:14I'm so crazy
19:16I'm so crazy
19:18I'm so crazy
19:20It's whatever, it's whatever, it's whatever you like
19:23Turn this party into a club
19:26I'm talking drink, dance, smoke, freak, party all night
19:30Come on, come on, come on, what's up?
19:33Don't you want me like I want you, baby
19:36Don't you need me like I need you, love
19:39I'm sitting so low, you make me crazy
19:42All you gotta do is just make me at best
19:46I'm so crazy
19:48I'm so crazy
19:50I'm so crazy
19:52I'm so crazy
19:54I'm so crazy
19:56It's whatever, it's whatever, it's whatever you like
20:04Yeah
20:10Yeah, whoa, hey
20:12So now you know the game
20:14Are you ready?
20:15Well I'm coming to get you, get you, get you
20:18I'm on my way, I'm on my way
20:21I'm on my way, I'm on my way
20:24I'm on my way, I'm on my way
20:28I'm on my way
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21:00.
21:30You